18 JUNE JOY JAUNTERS MAKE WEKLIN RING Chamber of Commerce Outing Is Everything but Quiet and Restful For the Tired Businessman; New Members Get a Warm Reception From Old Timers Oolonial Country Club, June 21. [Old man Jupe Pluve mustered to- Igether his elements yesterday after noon just as the Chamber oi Com merce June Joy Jaunters got here, sent across a thundering artillery fire, lightning flares, a bail of ma chine gun rain and clouds of gas dust but it didn't stop that crowd of MOO men, out to have a good time |or bust. They're all back on the I job to-day, safe, and as sound us can [be expected after boxing, pitching 1 quoits, playing ball, bowling and in ' dulging in a lot of other sports, not fto forget the big luncheon. Things got moving fast shortly f after 4 o'clock. "Joe" Wallazz, de rtective cop, loaded with handcuffs, i got on the trail of some desperate looking characters and soon had P. :M. Oyler and J. J. Maglauchlin to gether. He took them before Mayor Keister. who ordered them to get t acquainted. The whole scheme was to mix the old and new members, for the joy jaunt was planned for [.she 225 new additions to the chain i ber membership. Oyler and Ma fglauchlin swapped stones about the music and paper trade and became j good friends. J. William Bowman was the next one to be chased by • Officer "Joe," but "Bill" escaped. Nothing to Worry About Meanwhile down on the bowling . alleys Douglas Malloch and Dr. M. •V. Hazen were having a match. ; Malloch was the speaker of the (-evening. He is president of the t American Press Humorists Associa tion, and he has every member of | the Chamber of Commerce who : heard him rooting for him on ! twenty-eight cylinders. Doc Hazen is some bowler. 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Plows, Disc Harrows, l&anure Spreaders, Cultivators, Grain Drills, Ensilage Cutters and Shredders, Silos, Wagons, Dairy Equipment, Milking Machines, Separa tors, etc. WALTER S.SCHELL Quality Seeds They Grow Better—They Yield Better 1307-1309 MARKET STREET, HARRISBURG Both Phones SATURDAY EVENING," ■took Malloch into camp 143 to 141 many familiar faces, aiming them Colonel- Ed Schell, S. Eby, D. L. M. Raker, W. E. Orth, P. V. Minter, 1. C. Hess and many more. Just outside the clubhouse they had a stack of cigars and cigarets, also the sign, "Smoke Up. Don't Worry About the Smoke Abate ment. ' "latst Chance Bar" All kinds of drinks, all of them soft, were to be had under the sign of the lu.i-1 Chance Bar." Before the rainstorm over on the volleyball court the Rats and Roaches had u game, Frank Daven port, Eugene Cohen, Albert L. Allen and George W. Preston battling with John C. Orr, Flavel Wright, "Doc" Miller of Y. M. C. A. fame, and F. W. Covert. The score was 12 to 12 when Jupe Pluve came on the scene and ended hostilities. Quoit games kept other members out of mischief. Mayor Dan Keis ter and uforementionted "Bill" Bow man. ex-Mayor, essayed to pitch a game with "Bill" Bennethum and Clark Cowden. The two executives claim to have walloped the other two. 21 to 21, which is about even. Mercer B. Tate and John Orr went through a round of quoits with R. B. Drumm and Ed. Seidel: George R. Cover and E. A. Doepke had a match with W H. Peters and W. H. Brown, and the reason no scores are given is because they were lost in the excitement when the aviator arrived an hour later. Two Much Just about th's time George Reinoehl and Donald McCormick got hooked up by the cop. Officer Wallazz. They had heen drinking too much orangeade or something or other, and had to hunt up H. F. Hope to get them out of the scrape. Hope came into their hearts when they found Hope and "Dan" Keis ter released them. On the lawn. S. Edward Long. George L. Reed. "Doc" Miller, War ren D. Colier. Wilmer Crow and E. R. Eckenrode were passing loaded leather balls. They caught them about once in every four rounds. C. Floyd Hopkins and John F. O'Neill got too noisy or committed some such offense and the cop got them next. It is said that each paid thirteen cents to be freed and now they're talking about having Citv Council investigate what the officer did with the money. It is rumored hi lost it playing parchesi. "Jim" McCullough got in the way of a big push ball, something like the one used for college rushes, and he got "beaned." The reporter got too close to the ball and he got It next, but survived with a dirty shirt as K • only injury. Upstairs :n the clubhouse they hod some round tables around which wero seated groups of five to seven members, old and new. The ruin can't interfere with that kind of a game, you know, deal live, draw a couple if the hand isn't good, then ante up a few matches. Nobody got burned, but P. B. Hice, P. W. Weid ler, A. IJ. Allen, A. H. Armstrong, George IJ. Cullen, Harry T. Neale and S. R. Coover had a hot time of it :lt one of the tables. Floyd Hop kins. "Hum" Brackenridge, J. \V. Ttodenhaver and a few others k-pt tilings going at their board, while Lawyers James G. Hats, Paul G Fni'th, Engineer Clark Cowden. civil by the way, and some more hud their fun over in a corner hiding from everybody while they shuffled and dealt. Johnson's Jazz Orchester had been tuning up and got under way with lot of peppy music that naci everybody in no time. "Bob" Cahill, the r-st singer in eighty nir.e slates, led the singing when David Kaufman was called to the platform on the second floor. M.\ Kaufman started to read something and "Dave" Tracy. who runs llie lla'iigburg Pipe and Pipe Bending '\c.-ks when he isn't busy on joy taunts, asked who wrote it. "Dave" Tracy, Mr. Kaufman solemnly re plied. Miclilovitz'b Record Then for a few .mnutes the Cham be: ot Commerce men got a serious little talk. Bimon Michlovitz. a boost er toi Harrlaburg. had brought >n fifty-seven new membership. In recognition for this splendid serv ice, performed in a brief six-month period, Mr. Michlovitz was given a citation and a medal. He made a short speech and said he was going to get fifty more new members be fore the end of the year if he could ! possibly do it. Nineteen in one day was his best record. New members were introduced by Flavel Wright, barker and all around man for the occasion. "Flav" did himself proud in calling out the names and other information about the new members, who stepped up and were introduced. Merchants, doc tors, lawyers, architects, engineers, both civil and railroad, and a num ber of other professions were rep resented and Wright, through a meg aphone didn't hesitate to tell a funny yarn or two as he called out the names, all of which made for more Joy on the joy jaunt. "Flav" Wright ended this part of the stunts with a little auctioneer scene. You have to see him and hear hint pull this horse selling game to ap preciate his clever work. Old Member* Frank J. Brady was parading around all evening with a tag on his coat like all the other old members of the Chamber, on which was print ed "Old Member." When he wasn't watching someone put on the sign "Very Old Member," Ed. S. Herman had a similar expression on his tag. Clearing skies took the crowds out doors again and a baseball game was started. Colonel Schell and Mer cer Tate volunteered for the danger ous job of umpiring and they almost lost their lives a number of times on decisions. Charlie Covert and J. C. Arbegast captained the two teams. The bat teries were, Perkins and Cohen, and Fager and Covert. Boxing bouts and other sports frequently interrupted the contest but at the end of the fifth inning the score was 7 to 0 or 7 to 6 or something like that. They don't know yet who won it and threats of an injunction suit because of some of the decisions were being heard during the evening. Toledo Out-Toledoed "Tuffy" J. William Bowman, and "Kid" Henderson Gilbert were in troduced to the crowd as the two contenders for heavyweight honors. Blindfolded they had a fine time beat ing the air and reaching for each other while Doc Miller landed a few nice ones to keep them interested. The crowds lined the lawn and roared their approval Both won without a doubt and they are now planning to challenge joint ly the winner of the fight in Toledo. A. J. Sims, tailor, and E. N. Hershey, ice cream manufacturer, represent ing respectively the Kiwanis and Ro tary clubs, were next ,to put on the gloves. After four rounds Mercer Tate announced it was a draw. This broke up the ball game be tween the teams composed of Covert, Fager, Taylor, Orr, Maglauchlin, Preston, Hess, Kindler and Covert, Perkins, Arbegast, Cohen, Newcomer, Roberts, Mueller and Peters. Later Kindler and Newcomer enjoyed a swatting bout called "Hello Mike, are you there?" which almost broke up the party in an outburst of hilarity. The walls of the houses in Progress shook about this time caused by the earthquake starling at the clubhouse grounds. Trick Flying Lieutenant Nelson. flying from Middletown, arrived in the evening by airplane and did some spectacular tricks with his machine. Cheer after cheer greeted him and then he flew just above the clubhouse over the flag and ,he crowds yelled themselves hoarse. Hundreds of copies of "A Citizen's Creed." were dropped from the plane and ramebers rushed over the golf course in a mad scramble to get them. The flier stayed close to the ground for a few minutes then started for Middletown again. In the midst of the evening's fes tivities. lunch was served and the members had a big meal on every thing that goes to make picnic lun cheons a success. Deviled crabs, sal ads. sliced meats, cheese, pickled eggs, pickle mixture, soup, coffee, ice cream and a variety of other "eats" on the table were so good that there were few who didn't take about four trips around the board. Just as the sum was creeping down to the hoiizon Douglas Malloch was introduced to the members, and at the close of his talk, one of the best ever provided by the Chamher, the men stood with bared heads and sang a verse of the "Star Spangled Banner" as the flag was lowered. Malloch Talks Mr. Malloch's talk was on "Some Pinners I Have Met." His many humorous remarks, and laughable stories, kept everyone chuckling most of the time, now and then letting out a bit of laughter and an occasional round of applause. Now and then, when the speaker quoted some line verses ho was given a big ovation. In part he said: "I admire a woman for what she is, a man for what he isn't. The fellow who goes around talking about his virtue is like the man talking about his white vest, the more he talks the more the others notice the spots on the vest. "A wife thinks her husband is all right, he's Just in with a bad gang. But men. the value of friendship for men is hard to estimate. Yet there are men who will sacrifice a friend for a dollar. Of course, a barber is always scraping acquaintances and now and then cuts a friend too. "I want to tell you about seven sinners I know. They are the liar. BAJtRTSUUKG UMI TELEGRSPH the gossip, the grouch, the pessimist, the quitter, the loafer and the fiend for work. There are only two times we believe a liar. When he tells us something good about ourselves, or something bad about a neighbor. A gossip peddles lies and Is worse than a liar who only manufactures them. Hon t warn others about a man's bad habits, warn him. Overwork A grouch is a man in pretty poor company. You can never tell what a grouch will cause. The other day I saw a cat chased by r dog. It was all because a horse kicked the dog, because a driver licked the horse, because the boss . cussed the driver, beause a customer had sassed the boss. Don't take your home grouches to work and don't tell others your family troubles. Your neighbrs will do that for you. "1 could give you scores of defi nitions about a pessimist. He is the fellow who always looks inside a restaurant sandwich before he eats It. He asks which team lost, never thinks of the weather forecast ex cept wh "ii it says rain, runs around with his umbrella up all the time." Mr. Malloch also said that over work was dangerous too and warned against talking too much. A man's head is like an empty valise, he said. The oftener you open it the more you see how little is in it. He con cluded his talk with a patriotic bit of P°<'try written by himself, "What Did \ou?" in which the man who stayed at home during the war finds himself confronted with that question. Cheers for the country club and the patriotic song ended the June jubilee and the members soon were on their way back to Ilarrisburg. leaving the countryside the same peaceful place they had found it a few hours before, but which they turned into a tumult while they were there. Serve on the Rhine—NOW in the A^.F. Here is Are YOU the Man? My boy—your Uncle Sam is sending 50,000 men like you, right fwfil if pi now, to serve in France and on the Rhine. The flag floats in r Hif ran M'l IP T many parts of the world, and Uncle Sam will maintain an effi- VMJHBF I ''' ! 'i/fi wwr • /! cient, patriotic army to guard it So besides the contingents W 1 for Europe, many other red-blooded men are invited to vol / f/TOHi Ml unteer and choose what part of the world they will serve in. 11 I ulsj 111// viWli W\r / vli 1\ Panama, Alaska, Hawaii, the Philippines, China, as i! 'K fff I'll! \MMv\l I si well as France and the Rhine, opportunity is offered clean, IHf //111 v\ul\\\\ ambitious, intelligent young men. The choice is yours! ] \ I/ Uflj | l \i! \\U VI B I Thousands of Americans would gladly pay for this experi 1/ ljj\ I\\V i Ff P I ence—you will get paid. And while you serve, you learn. */ I i 1 Read every word of this advertisement and see why service in the United ' ' I States Army is the best preparation you could have for success in life! Good Pay, Enjoyable, Inspiring Work, Recreation and Man-Building Food, clothing, living quarters, Uncle Sam gives you your liv- of nice girls, at Hostess Houses, in the bank, and a livelihood in medical and dental attention — ing , gives you the opportunity etc. He goes to dances, if he your brain and at your finger all of the vei'J best —absolutely to learn a skilled trade and wants to. In fact, he usually tips. FREE. The present rate of pays sou real money at the has a better time than a civil - Do You Want to Bo pay is S3O a month or more. same time. And when you com- ian. a Non-Com? In other words, the soldier plete your enlistment and obtain . _ _ . now has a net profit of about your discharge, if you have taken Now, Men, What Do n every organiza ton there are a dollar a daj. full advantage of your chances, ' - You Want? "° W , vaca " cle3 th * Van ° U " Cm you pay all your living your services will be in demand Where do you want to gu? officers 8 rarrvine increased'rav expenses from your present wherever skilled men are em- France and the Rhine? (50.- oooortunitv and exoerience ' income and have a dollar a ploy d. Among these skilled 000 going right away). Pan- ° PportUmt y doj? left over? Probably not* trades are L#and Surveying, am a ? Hawaiian Islands? Do YouWanl to Be an Officer? Military Life Auto Repairing, Telephone Re- Philippine Islands? China? Appointments of selected en is Outdoor Life wTreless Teleeraphv f SteLm' A,aska? Men are wanted for listed men to the U. S. Military T . .. ~ „ nntr . .. Wirdess Telegraphy Steam- t j brancheg of the Serv . Academy at West Point are It inculcates self-control, quick- fitting, Telegraphy, Switchboard ~ c . thinking, alertness, regularity, Insolation Motor Mechanics ,ce m all ° f the above P laces " '. T exactness, bodily fitness. It (air or ground), Baking and What Branch of the Service the u * aooointed makes you hard as nails; a Cooking, Carpentry, Photog- Do You Like Best? n a^um^S trained, co-ordinated unit of raphy, Electrical Work, Litho- Tf _ , ' numDer not clean bone and muscle. Most graphy, Bricklaying, Black- Infantry, Cavalry, Field Artil- exceeding ninety; and manymen men gain weight as a result Lithfng, Drafting Masonry, £*• Dept., Medical commissions direct of army life! Welding(acetyleneandelectric). Dept. (including Veterinary from the ranks. Free Vocational Training Airplane Mechanics, Plumbing, cZll' S** inflm ArmwFiYnn and a great many others. t-orps, station and ask all the questions in the Airny Fits You * Air Service (including Balloon you wish . y ou mCQ ? not the for Success Liberty and Recreation Corps), Motor Transport slightest obligation by doing so. Suppose you are a young man The soldier off duty writes let- Corps, Quartermaster Corps, Courteous nop - commissioned looking about you for a trade as ters, smokes, plays baseball, Corps of Engineers, Construe- officers on will cheerfully a stepping stone to success pool, football or most any other tion Division. You can choose tell you whfߣr yon wan* to in life Uncle Sam offers game he likes; goes to the mov- your own branch of the Service. know and* manyeduca- ies, or theatres; in fact, does . ct,;u_j t J give you #tional oppor- about as he pleases. He has no \j7| JV ~? , rac l e printed mat tunities, and difficulty in obtaining permis- Would You Like to Learn. t er that you pays you sion to leave the camp or post You can learn almost any trade can look while you at proper times. He meets you wish, and quit at the end over at your A study. agreeable people, including lots of your enlistment with money home. £ jv/rp j What else do you want to know ? This advertisement tells only a part of the story. Get the rest today. Don't delay. Act now/ United States Army Recruiting Offices in Harrisburg District Main Station 325 MARKET STREET, Harrisburg, Pa. Auxiliary Stations at ALI.E.NTO WBi, PA, <;H IMBKIISBt'IIG, PA., LANCASTER, PA., POTTSVII.LK, PA.. SHENANDOAH, PA, 623-52G Hamilton St. Memorial Square. IS N Queen St s K - t!or - Norwegian and 39 s Main St ALTOOWA. PA, JOHNSTOWN. PA, LEBANON, PA., • KAof\i?PA. YORK, PA.. 1306 Eleventh Ave. 500 Main St- 729 Cumberland St. 110 Penn St. ' 9 W. Market St. THOMAS P. MORAN DIES SUDDENLY (Continued I>om First Page) w BHrl gm Wm Mm A l___________________3 LIEUT. MORAN The father served in Hie Civil War, ; and Iwo brothers, both deceased, served in the United States Army and won distinction as soldiers. 1 Thomas P. Moran was educated at the Soldiers' Orphan School at Scotland and received high honors there because of his military ability. He served in the United States Army and was in the Indian cam paign In the west. He was in the Spanish-American War, und later in the war in the Philippines. At the close of the latter he was stationed for some time on duty at the islands. On his return to the United States ] he was on the police forco, doing special duty in Philadelphia. Later ; he located In business In Harrisburg. ! He was in the political field for a i short time and was at one time a I candidate for the legislature. He I represented a large New York cloth ing house, continuing in business I until tlie World War started. Enlisted in This City He enlisted at the local recruit- I ing station under Lleutfenant R. W. i Lesher, by whom he was made a ! sergeant. While assisting in re | cruiting for : the war Sergeant Moran j was prominent in farewell parades | for local military companies and ! soldiers. None of the boys left Har risburg without a demonstration and Sergeant Moran was a big factor in getting together the paraders and music. He also was prominent in recruiting work in surrounding towns. Subsequently, Sergeant Moran was commissioned a first lieu tenant and assigned to duty with the military police at Newport News, Va. Later he was sent to Fort Huston, Texas, where he re mained on duty until the war end ed. Soon after his return to Har risburg his health failed. His friends in Harrisburg were an army and the announcement of his death to day brought many expressions of regret. He was a member of Harrisburg Lodge No. 12. B. P. O. Klks; Harris burg Lodge No. 107, Loyal Order of Moose; Knjghts of Columbus VetJfcps of j^reign I' Wars, Spanish-American War Vet erans, Sons of Veterans and the Holy Name Society of St. Mary's Catholic Church. The body may be viewed at the Sourbier undertaking JUNE 21, 1919. 1 establishment after 4 o'clock Mon day afternoon. Wonr.leysburg Cycler in Hospital With Hurts Thrown to the ground when his bicycle was struck by an automobile in Wormleysburg this morning. Her man Brespon, Front street, Worm leysburg, was brought to the Har ! risburg Hospital for treatment this \ Porch Steps OF all places lumber is desired free from resin and pitch it is your porch steps. That's a place your friends are apt to sit on a warm summer evening. You don't want their clothing to stick and the paint to peel off. We know just the kind of lumber that is best for porch steps—consult us. __ United Ice & Coal Co. I .umber Department Forster & Cowden Cowden Sts. ' morning. He is (uttering with MTN contusions of the back, but this is believed to be the extent of his In juries. He was discharged late in the morning. Use McNeil's Pain Exterminator—Ad Jess Willard is writing • ser ies of articles, his "Own Story" for "The Philadelphia Press."
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