Life's Problems Are Discussed BY MRS. WILSON* WOODROW This is a true story, not In the least exaggerated, and it is about some one you know as well as I do —the Woman Always in a Hurry. Maybe, it's yourself. She had come in town for the day, supposedly to enjoy herself, and she was armed with a long shopping list. Although it was early, she was in a fidget until we got oft. I glanced over the list. "We ought to get this finished up in about an hour," I said. She looked dismayed. "Oh, less than that!" she cried. "I couldn't possibly give an hour to it. I have such a lot of other things that must be done." We hurried through a big depart ment store. Veils came first on the list. She looked over the selection before her, questioned the saleswom an, and just as I thought she was going to make up her mind which she wanted, she exclaimed: "oh, X must get my gloves! I can't stop to decide on these veils now. I'll come back later." We had just reached the glove de partment, when she paused inde cisively and said: '"I believe I'd save time if I bought my blouse first." We dashed off to the waist depart ment. There she had difficulty in making up her mind which waist she preferred, and suddenly remem bered table linen. Then, in the middle of the sales man's discourse on the various qual ities of linens, she thought of cur tains. Finally, after flying up and down in the elevator, she turned to me NO ADVANCE IN PRICE ASTHMA— There is no "cure" but relief is often 25c—50c—$1.00 Silk: Shirts Hand Laundered Fl We take a lot of pains with silk shirts—use clean ' 1 water and Ivory soap;— PROMPT HI f CAREFUL wash and iron them by F®"" ~ hand—look after buttons, etc-: we are ust as particu lar w ith the family wash. ELLIS LAUNDRY SERVICE Bell 1570 Steelton, Enoln and Dial 4689 Wormleysburg Deliveries Graduation Gifts that are DISTINCTIVE When you purchase an article at Claster's it will be a little different—a little better in . quality—a little more artistic. No matter how small or inexpensive it may be there will be little points cf excell ence that will stamp it at once as distinctive. Every article in our immense stock has been individually selected —each represents the latest conception—the highest achieve ment in its class. Our goods are always newer. The latest innovations and novelties are here from the big factories that lead for style and creative genius. Our service, too, is in harmony with our leadership in these respects. The engraving —the package—the wrapping, are in keeping with the character of the merchandise. AND ABOVE THE COST TO YOU IS NO MORE There are hundreds upon hundreds of things, big and little, at our store that will make the nicest kinds of gifts. Don't make a selection until you have had the pleasure of seeing them. We cordially invite you to look them over. H. C. CLASTER Gems Jewels Silverware 302 MARKET ST. 1 N. THIRD ST. THURSDAY EVENING, &AKRISBURO TELEGRAM MAY 30, 1918.' Bringing Up Father Copyright, 1918, International News Service *■' *•* By McM'anus ■M 111 ( A CENTLEMAN , w 1 ( JOST A> 1 <,T T?> M>f FAULT-DEARr*rk,- . .• 1 I I TO % EE VOU 1 X3U HAVEN'T BEEN vSv i HJ? ' , THIS) |,NT HE'5 A LIFE ■ ,■ L T-P-Z- J J few! A A, 'N6ORAHCE I ' ' ■ and said firmly, and I thought a lit tle accusingly: "Now, listen to me. The only way to do a thing is to go about it methodically. We'll make a fresh start. I will go back and get my veils, and then the gloves, and then the blouses, and keep on right through the list." But, alas, it was the same thing over. She never started to buy one thing that she didn't feel the pull of another and yield to it. The result of the whole scramble was that we spent two hours and a half in ac complishing what might have been done in less than one. > She couldn't enjoy her luncheon because she was thinking of the things we'd forgotten to do in the morning and the things she wanted to do in the afternoon. There was no such word as "now" in her vo cabulary. We went to a matinee. I found out for her the exact time at which the final curtain went down. She had still ample time after that to catch her train. "Now," I thought, "she will relax and enjoy herself and let me do the same." Far from it. Her mind was on that train. She whispered to me every few minutes to know if I was quite sure about the time. When I finally saw the last of her I slumped down in the taxi— "slumped" is the only word—and murmured: "The hours that I have spent with thee, dear heart, are as a string of tacks to me!" It gives me a slight vertigo now simply to recall that day. And the whole dizzy scene reminds me of one of those speeded-up motion pictures where the people fly along the ground and* the taxis go zig-zag ging recklessly through the trees and about vast buildings in a second of time. She was as thin as a rail, with a tense, strained expression, and her hair was getting gray before it ought to. and she had all sorts of fine, little wrinkles that her age did not warrant, and her voice was jerky and uneven. She told-me that her health was not very good, she slept badly and was constantly los ing weight. The doctor couldn't tell just what was the matter with her; he had prescribed medicine and change, but neither had done her any good. I am not a doctor, but I -knew what was the matter with her. She had the hurry-worries. It's a preventable disease. It is also curable. The patient invariably has the idea that unless she is hurry ing scurrying every minute like a frightened rabbit the end of the world is coming. The cure is diffi cult, but unfailing. If she—it is usually a "she"—can be induced to turn and face the end of the world, look it in the eye, so to speak, and then say resolutely: "All right, come along. I don't care!'* she is already started on the way toward recovery. I know a woman who says she this method. She says she was in a state where she was wor rying herself ill over trifles. But persistently she said: "I don't care! I don't care!" and tried genuinely to fell utterly indifferent to the worst that could happen to her. She in sists now that if they told her the house was on fire she would wait for the firemen to come and rescue her before she would scurry to make her own escape. She has also gained many pounds. As a quietist, she may have gone to one extreme; but she is certainly a more agreeable companion than the first lady who has gone to the other. Governor Addresses Graduates of New York Bible School Now York, May 30. Governor [ Martin G. Brumbaugh delivered the j commencement address to thirty-! seven young men and women who I graduated from the Bible Teachers' I Training School, 541 Lexington! avenue, on Wednesday night. The! graduates represented fourteen states i and two foreign countries. China I and Korea. The exercises were held in the Central Presbyterian j Church. The Governor said in part: | "Our origin, destiny, and duty tire the three great questions. We will speak of the third. What is our duty? I will mention but three things which I think are greatest in the line of duty for every man to-day: (1) Live with your fellowman in kindly good will. Because one great nation wills hate, and not good, to others, the whole world is in the throes of war to-day, and that is why that na tion must be defeated. Its attitude to mankind is against the will and purpose of Almighty God. (2) Be dependable—be reliable. The only life that counts is the one that does not know how to compromise with sin or temporize with evil. (3) No matter how much you_know, live in the consciousness that you do not know everything. No man's citizen ship is complete, dependable, or worth while unless it is steeped in humility and dependence upon Al mighty God. When the war is ov-ir, there will he needed as never before trained, consecrated men. A nation' that forgets its God shall perish." Beecham's Pills will rapidly improve your complexionby arousing the liver and putting stomach and blood in good order. LarcMl Sal* of Any Madicine ia tba World- Sold averrwharc. Ia bun, Ift.. 25c, NAPOLEON ONCE SAID "A Footsore Army Is Aft Army Half Defeated." Men In Training Camps in Cantonments, In thfe Army and Navy suffer from blisters and sore spots on thoir feet. EVery "Comfort Kit" should contain one or more boxes of Allen's Koot-Kase, the anti septic powder to s)iake/Into the shoea. It freshens the tired, 'aching, smart ing feet and heals blisters and sore spots. The Plattsburf Camp Manual advises men in training to make daily use of Foot-Ease. Sold everywhere' 26c.—Advertisement. THEIR MARRIED LIFE Copyright by International News Service "Helen, I want you to go shopping with me Just as soon as I come to New York, will you?" said Carrie, amiably. Helen and Warren were out at Carrie's for Sunday and Carrie had been unusually friendly during the visit. Helen, who had actually lost some of her distrust of Warren's sister, re sponded eagerly enough. "Indeed yes. I shall be glad to, Carrie. What are you planning to shop for?" "Oh, several things, I want some spring clothes, and Roy needs some new things. I'm not going to take him with us, thcuct\ so that we can plan to have the entire day to our selves.'' Warren was beaming at the cor diality between Helen and Carrie as he drew long puffs from his after dinner cigar. Fred lay back in his easy chair and there was an air of peacefulness about the room. War ren's father, who was living with Fred and Carrie, had gone upstairs for ail after-dinner nap. "Fred owes me a birthday present, too," went on Carrie, archly. "That's right," Fred grinned, good naturedly. And we haven't given you any thing yet," said Helen, feeling it in cumbent upon her to allude to a gift. "By Jove, we haven't," assented Warren. "I thought about it, but you were ill that week and I forgot to remind Helen." Helen flushed. She did wish that either she could remember the birth days in Warren's family or that they would cease exchanging gifts; it did seem_ so unnecessary. "Well, I'll tell you how we'll fix it, ' Warren said, drawing his wallet from his pocket and beginning to handle the bills within. "Here," draw ing out a ten-dollar bill, "go and get yourself something with this." "Why, Warren,'' squealed Carrie delightedly, "so much? Why, that's awfully generous, isn't it?" turning to Helen. Helen tried to answer naturally, although her eyes had widened at the size of the bill. How ridiculous of Warren to do anything of the kind for Carrie. Why, Carrie hardly ever remembered them with any thing. and when she did the gift was always simple. Helen's mind travel led back to her own birthday last year. Warren had given her a hand bag and had gone with her to pur chase it. There had been no generous offer of a bill, and the bag had cost six nlnety-flve, three dollars less than the amount Warren had thought necessary to expend upon his sister. "I do belie.Ve Helen is jealous," said Carrie,' slyly, breaking into Helen's thoughts. Warren looked at her keenly, and Helen Hushed guiltily. Woman-like, she was hnrt at Warren, but angry at Carrie. She Seamed Carrie even while she knew quite well that this time Carrie had really not been to blame. "I wouldn't blame her If she was jealous," said Fred, coming to Hel en's resaue. "It's entirely too much money for a birthday present—more than you'll get from me. Carrie." "You're going to get me that cape we saw at Campbell's?" "Oh. am I?" "Vow certainly are, and so long as Daily Dot Puzzle * 7 6 'J A 6 • • • . • I # l© £• 3 47 S. . 9 - • 2 4fc . M 38 •'< ; " s "* # " 7 * j A 3fc •> 46 -44 35* *l9 34 • • Zo 33 • *2l 31* 22 i M • *23 ! 30* *24 *• .25 Draw from one to two and so on to the end. Warren wants to be generous I'm not going to consider the cost. I'll buy something really nice with it, and you can help me select it, Helen." Carrie's glance this time was bright, with the old expression of triumph. She was a woman and knew quite well how she herself would have felt under the circumstances if Fred had done such a thing. There fore she was glorying in the fact that once more she had triumphed over Helen in regard to Warren's attachment to his family. Helen, with an effort to control herself, forced a fairly natural and enthusiastic response, but the spirit of the day was ruined for her. Once more the old bitter enmity between the families were uppermost. On the way to the station that evening Warren turned to Helen and remarked shortly, "I should think you would make more of an effort to control your jealousy. You acted like a fool this afternoon." "I think It was foolish and extrav agant of you to give Carrie that much for a birthday gift." Helen re torted. stung to the quick at his un reasonable remark. "Of course you do; you don't think I have a right to do anything for my own family, even if I do it with my own money." "It was more than you ever paid for a gift for me,'" said Helen, the i tears blurring her eyes so that she could hardly see the lights of the little station. Warren did not respond until the train had come in and they were seated in the dusty seat, Helen with her eyes fixed on the blackness out side. "I hate this trip," Warren re marked. Helen did not turn. "See here," he said, finally, "It's only fair to tell you that I didn't mean to give Carrie that much. 1 meant to pull out a five-dollar bill, and after I had made the mistake I couldn't very well take the money back." A warm little feeling began to gather about Helen's heart. Then he had not done it purposely and he had thought it enough of a mis take to confess. How unexpectedly generous. And under cover of her cape Helen slid a forgiving hand into his, where, for once, it was grasped and held by Warren's strong com forting fingers. (To Be Continued.) Advice to the Lovelorn BY BEATRICE FAIRFAX WHY NOT PI,EASE HIMf DEAR MISS FAIRFAX: . I would like to know if it is proper to go around with other men when my sweetheart is in France. My friends tell me I should go out and have a good time, but I think if he is over there fighting that it is only a small sacrifice for me not to see other men. PUZZLED. Why not give your soldier boy the joy of knowing that you are loyal and devoted and that sacrificing a few good times for him seems as nothing to you in comparison to the splendid sacrifice he is making for your safety and that of your coun try? To cut yourself off from all pleasure and so to grow morbid and blue would be foolish, but what I sug gest is that you go about in groups or with other girls and that you give this man your loyalty and permit no other man to feel that you are ready to forget your soldier sweetheart for him. The excitement of flirtations and attentions could never make up for your failing your own ideals and those of your lad in France. FREE TO Pile Sufferers Don't Be Cut—Until Yon Try Thin Sew Home Cure That Anyone Can Use Without DlNcomfort or Loan of Time. Simply Chew up n Pleasant TnMltig Tablet OceaHlonally and Rltl Permanently of Pile*. Let Mc Prove This Free My Internal method for the treat ment and permanent cure of piles is the correct one. 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Please send free trial of your Method to: Conservation Dinner a la Carte The Food Administration offers here several choices for each part of your dinner: Mutton roast, mutton steak with vegetables, mutton chops, pork saus age. Hamburg steak, baked fish, creamed fish, stuffed beef heart. Mashed potatoes, browned potatoes, boiled potatoes, glazed sweet pota toes. Boiled cabbage, spinach, carrots, corn, eggplant, peas. Cucumber and tomato salad, cot tage cheese and lettuce salad, lettuce salad, egg salad. Wheatless and ryeless bread, if any is used. Apple, rhubarb, custard or cherry pie with barley or corn flour crust. Barley flour steartled pudding, strawberry Bavarian cream, lemon sherbet, vanilla Ice cream, barley flour cakes. Wheatlena and Hyelenn Bread 1 cup liquid, 4 tablespoons' fat, 4 tablespoons syrup, 2 eggs, 6 teaspoons baking powder, 1 teaspoon salt, 1% cups corn flour, 1 % cups ground rolled oats. Add to the liquid the melted fat, syrup and egg. Combine the liquid and well-mixed dry ingredients. Bake as a loaf In a moderately hot oven for one hour or until thoroughly baked. (Nuts, raisins or dates may be added if desired). Refrigerators At Reduced Prices SB.OO to $50.00 We have just received a car load of Refrigerators that should have reached us at least six weeks ago. We have cut the regular prices on these in order to dispose of them before the season is over. Our misfortune in shipping delay is your good fortune. fThis Is the Famous We received a car load lot of these cabinets about four weeks ago. At the same time we re ceived a notice from the manu facturers that in order to save an advance of $3 per cabinet it would be absolutely necessary for us to place our next car order at once. We placed the order. In order not to be caught with the best part of two car loads of cabinets on our floors at the same time, we decided to sell the larger portion of this first car $5.00 per cabinet under the regular price. We have about 20 cabinets to be sold yet at the special price. If you are in the market for a real good first class Kitchen Cabinet at a specially low price, do not delay. We reserve the right to change our price back to the regular price without further notice . m**** Brown and Co. ' 1217-1219 N. 3rd Street The Big Up Town Home Furnishers The U. S. Food Administration Says Whenever wheat flour is used, when barle y might have been substituted wasted—it isn't go ing to feed a sol dier as it should. Here are some of the receipts from the United States Food Administration: Soy Brnnmenl Cup Cikn % cup fat, V 4 cup sugar, 1 egg, cup soy beanmeal, % cup flour, 2V& teaspoons baking powder, % cup milk. Cream fat and sugar together, add well-beaten egg; sift dry ingredients together and alternately add with the milk to the mixture. 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