M Life's Problems Are Discussed *" By MRS. WILSOX WOODROW Drink, the moralist will tell you. is the cause of a great part of the crime, evil and misery in the world: and In the same category, although probably in a lesser degree, he will list envy, jealousy, hatred, covetous ness and passion. I am not certain, though, that the greatest cause of evil and unhappl ness, the arch-instrument of Satan, is not just—friends. Deliver me from my friends! That has been the cry of all the ages, since the day that Eliphaz, the Tern anite, and Blldad, the Shuhite, and Zophar, the Naamathite, set out to visit Job in his affliction, and thereby to furnish a Rarable upon the value of friendship for all the years to come. "Miserable comforters are ye all!" Job finally burst dut upon them, Btung by their snug selfrighteousness, and that is the way many of us have felt under the tactless or malicious thrusts of those who come to con dole with us in our hours of sadness and adversity.' True friendship is one of the most precious things in the world, and like everything precious is very, very rare. But what crimes are commit ted in its sacred name. I tve a letter from a young ma tron In Brooklyn, which offers a fair example: "Dear Mrs. Woodrow: I am a young married woman, whose hus band is a traveling salesman, and obliged to leave on a four or five months' business trip every spring. "My husband and I are very con genial and we have the greatest faith and confidence in each other; but "A Golden Seal Customer— I A Satisfied Customer" I Convenient 1 Location helped to gain for us <J| the liberal patronage ja we now enjoy, but this || patronage is retained ■ for us by the unusually I fine quality of the food I and service, as well as I the reasonable prices at The Golden Seal Luncheonette H Novel combination H ■ luncheons from 20c to ftp I A la Carte Service I ■ Open from 8 A. M. to I 1 City Health Tefttn prove Hj fl our Icc Cream the le*t In H the City. 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WH * T HAb THKOWIN' INK L "' HAft WEN ME A NEIGHBOR'S, HOD STRANCE HOW H JIET- I HAPPENEO? / bOTTLEt) IN THF <CH L^ E J l J ' just previous to his leaving and dur ing the time he is away, I get noth ing but 'sympathy' from my friends. They say they cannot understand how I am able to remain so tranquil during these long absences of his, and jest to me continually about the reputation of traveling salesmen. "I work during the time that my husband is away, and in the even ings I study; but on Sunday, when I am at leisure and would like to visit among my friends, as I have been accustomed to do with my husband, I now prefer to stay at home because I am upset and made miserable by the things I hear. "You see, I am too busy to re member that I am lonely, or to im agine things that my husband might be doing, except when they stir me up by their commiseration. I would be perfectly happy if my friends could only understand this and ac cept the situation as I do. M. F." The first reply that suggests itself, of course, is a paraphrase of the motto which used to hang up in the old Wild West saloons: "If whisky interferes with your business, quit your business!" So it might be said: "If your friends interfere with your happi ness, either give up your happiness or your friends —whichever you re gard as the more valuable." But that is perhaps not quite so easy as it sounds. As I have already said, a true friend is a rarity; one is lucky If one can count three such in a whole lifetime. Yet we all require a certain amount of human compan ionship, and lacking the genuine article we are compelled to make the imitation or near-friends do. These are the ones who, by say ing or doing the wrong thing make our sorrows heavier to bear, and in our joys invariably bring to light the fly in the amber. Through their intimate knowledge of our affairs or situation, they can slip equally into their condolences and congratula tions a barbed arrow to wound and harass. Still, although one may not care| to avoid or cease association with these so-called friends, one may cul tivate a philosophy which renders their shafts harmless. No one can make me mad by calling me a Hot tentot, but if I were a Hottentot and trying to conceal the fact I would resentfully catch up the voicing of any suspicion of the sort, no matter how vaguely expressed. So it is with M. F. Unless she allows their suggestions of loneli ness and their jokes about the flirtatious tendencies of traveling men to carry weight with her, why should she be upset or miserable? There arc certain metaphysical schools, indeed, that claim we ac tually bring out in those with whom we associate the -very things of which we secretly stand in dread. Let M. 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In the calm security of her own happy union, can she not afford to pity these "sympathetic" friends and j smile at their efforts, rather than to i be stirred by them? Hearing the Food Cry A woman living In the Kentucky mountains told a social worker re cently. "I hear there is r.n awful feud going on somewhere. Is it true?" The fact that there is a war is only just beginning to penetrate those mountain fastnesses. A woman in one of the rich agri cultural districts of an eastern state is still serving meat every day in the week and white bread every meal. Since the "lifty-fifty" order in buying flour was issued, she was heard to remark: "My pantry shelf is getting loaded down with that breakfast foodstuff that I have to buy nowadays and the only way I can get rid of it is to feed it to the chickens." The fact of war has not yet pene trated her fastness. There are still too many fastnesses where the seriousness of the food problem has not yet seemed to pene trate. They are found in our big cities and in our richest agricultural valleys just as often as in the moun tains of Kentucky. The ignorance of the poor Ken tucky woman is pitiful and for givable, but the indifference o{ the other woman is lamentable and un pardonable. Unless the conservation cry is heard and heeded by all wom en, the food problem of America will not be solved. i Daily Fashion I Hint | 1 2 Prepared Especially For This \ Newspaper IN BLACK AND WHITE. Beautiful Indeed Is this black and white foulard frock with the draped tunic mounted on a foundation of black satin. Deep pointed revers of saitin turn back from a vest of white crepe georgette.and the hare sleeves are cuffed with black satin. Meditm size requires 6 yards 40-inch foulard, with 2yi yards black satin and 3 yards llinng for upper part of foundation skirt. Pictorial Review Ccitume No. 7692. Sizes, 16 to 20 year*. Price, 25 cents. RARRISBURG TELEGRAPH " Outwitting By Lieutenant Pat O'Brien (Copyright, 1918, by Pat Alva O'Brien.) Heading west. therelore, I kept about two and '>! ha " hours, but as 1 was very weak / 0 from loss of blood •> i didn't cover much 7; time. Just before daylight, 1 came to cross, and 1 swam I it with everything 1 had on. This swim, which proved to be the first of a series that 1 was destined to make, taught me several things. In the first place, I had forgotten to remove my wrist-watch. This watch had been broken in my fall from the air, but I had had it re paired at Courtrai. In the leap from the train the crystal had been broken again, but it was still going and would probably have been of great service to me in my subsequent ad ventures, but the swim across the canal ruined it. Then, too, I had not thought to take my map out of my sock and the water damaged that, too. Thereafter, whenever I had any swimming to do, I was careful to take such matters into consideration, and my usual practice was to make a bundle of all the things that would be damaged by water and tie it to 'my head. In this way I was able to keep them dry. Hides by Day; Travels at Night It was now daylight and I knew that it would be suicidal for me to attempt to travel in the daytime. My British uniform would have been fatal to me. I decided to hide in the daytime and travel only at night. Not far from the canal I could see a heavily-wooded piece of ground, and I made my way there. By this time I had discovered that my left ankle had been strained in my leap from the train, and when I got to the woods I was glad to lie down and rest. The wound in my mouth had been opened, too, when I jumped, and It would have been difficult for me to have swallowed had not the piece of bread, which was to serve for my breakfast, got wet when I swam the canal. I found a safe hiding place in which to spend the day and I tried to dry some of my clothes, but slight drizzling rainfall made that out of the question. I knew that I ought to sleep, as I planned to travel at night, but sore as I was, caked with mud and blood, my clothing soaked through and my hunger not nearly appeased, sleep was out of the ques tion. This seemed to me about the long est day I had ever spent, but I was still to learn how long a day can really be and how much longer a night. When night came I dragged my self together and headed northeast. My clothing consisted of my Fly- Daily Dot Puzzle "~* r- 4* I* |6* *ig ° 3* I 18. *l7 J. 6| So. 49* 47 J #2 ' 46 * "yT" #25 46* / T / C 44* " — ss- — —^ • Si -> 43 \ at # i - *35 . 44 V > 4,- -4N- Sb y • v *37 A Trace the dots to five and naught, And the flsh will be -caught. Draw from one to two and so on to the end. ing Corps uniform, two shirts, no underwear, leather leggings, heavy shoes, a good pair of wool socks and a German cap. I had a wallet con taining several hundred francs in paper money and various other papers. I also had a jackknife which I had stolen one day from the prop erty room at Courtrai, where all the personal effects taken from prisoners were kept. For a day or two 1 car ried the knapsack, but as I had nothing to carry in it I discarded it. I traveled rapidly, considering my difficulties, and swam a couple of canals that night, covering in all perhaps ten miles before daylight. Then I located in some lbw bushes, lying there all day in my wet clothes and finishing my sausage for food. That was the last of my rations. That night I made perhaps the same distance, but became very hun gry and thirsty before the night was over. Lives on Raw Vegetables For the next six days 1 figured that I was in Germany, and I was living on nothing but cabbage, sugar beets and an occasional carrot, al ways in raw state, just as I got them out of the fields. The water I drank was often very rank, as I had to get it from canals and pools. One night 1 lay in a cabbage patch for an hour lapping the dew from the leaves with my tongue! During this period I realized that I must Tivoid meeting anyone at all hazards. I was In the enemy's coun try and my uniform would have been a dead give-away. Anyone who cap tured me or who gave information from which my capture resulted might have been sure of a hand some reward. X knew that it was necessary for me to make progress as fast as pos sible, but the main consideration was to keep out of sight, even if it took me a year to get to Holland, which was my objective. From my map I estimated that I was about thirty-five miles from Strassburg when I made my '.eap from the train, and if I could travel in a straight line I had perhaps one hundred and fifty miles to travel. As it was, however, I was compelled to make my detours, and I figured that two hundred and fifty miles was nearer the extent of the journey ahead of me. In several parts of the country I had to travel through forests of young pine trees about twelve feet high. They were very close together and looked almost as if they had been set out. They proved to be a serious obstacle to me because X could not see the stars through them and I was relying upon the heavens to guide me to freedom. lam not much of an astronomer, but I know the Pole Star when I see it. But for it I wouldn't be here today! I believe it rained every night andj day while I was making my way through Germany to Luxembourg. My invariable program at this stage of my journey was to travel steadily all night until about 6 in the morning, when I would com mence to look around for a place l wherein to hide during the day. Low bushes or woods back from the road, as far as possible from the traveled pathway, usually served me for this purpose. Having found such a spot, I would drop down and try to sleep. My overcoat was my onl ycovering. and that was usually soaked through! either from the rain or from swim-1 ming. The only sleep I got during those! days was from exhaustion, and it usually came to me toward dusk when It was time for me to start again. It was a mighty fortunate thing for me that I was not a smoker. Somehow I have never used tobacco in any form. I was now fully re paid for whatever pleasure I had foregone in the part as a result of my habits In that particular, be cause my sufferings would certain ly have been intensified now if, in addition to lack of food and rest, I had had to endure a craving for to (To Be Continued I Advice to the Lovelorn By BEATRICE FAIRFAX HOW TO "EXTEBTAIN" DEAR MISS FAIRFAX: I am in great Borrow due to the fact that I have lost my best friend and adviser, my mother. I have met a very intelligent young man who seems interested in me and has asked permission to call at my home. I consented, but am at a loss to know how to entertain him In my present circumstances, as mentioned above - " IDA G. Don't be frightened about "entertain ing" this young man. He probably likes you for your sweetness, mod esty and fine character. Don't make any efforts to impress htm or strug gle to find things to talk about. In steady make a little study of him. Find out what his interests are, what work he is doing and see if he Isn't lonely and at a loss, just as you are. Try to give him friendship and un derstanding and sympathy, and let him talk to you. Probably he will en joy expressing himself Just as much if not more than he would enjoy hear ing you express yourself. Men like to talk about themselves —let him do It. 1 The Potatoes in the Revolutionary War During the Revolutionary war, General Francis Marion was one of the bravest fighters on the American side. He and his soldiers lived in the thick forests of South Carolina. The story is told that one day an English general sent a young soldier out to find General Marion and de liver to him a message. The mes senger found the general and his men about to eat their supper and he was asked to join them. When the plates were passed, they proved to be huge chips cut from a large tree near the eampfire. The English soldier locked these strange plates and began to wonder what the food would be. Soon a soldier appeared with some smoking-liot potatoes taken from the ashes of the eampfire. The English ribldier thought he had never eaten anything more dclicidus than those baked potatoes and a little later as they all sat around watch ing the plates burn in the glowing fire. General Marion said to the En glishman. "You now see what we Americans have to eat here in the woods. But just as long as we have potatoes, so long will we continue to fight for our country." American soldiers are now fight ing by the side of the English sol diers. In modern warfare, there is no need to eat from wooden chips. But there is need for plenty of nour ishing food for the soldiers. The po tato crops of Europe are diminished and it is not practicable to ship so bulky and perishable a food from America. The answer to this is that Amer ica must eat more potatoes and send that much more wheat to the boys at the front. One good-sized baked potato will equal in nourishment a slice and three-quarters of wheat bread. No patriotic American will hesitate to put into constant prac tice this litle service for his coun- r y - New Chief of Keystone Boys General Weigle Canip Hancock, Augusta, Ga„ April 23.—BrigadierGeneral William Weigle, formerly in temporary com ,mand of the Seventy-sixth division at Camp Devens, Mass., yesterday assumed command of the Keystone division at Camp Hancock, succeed ing Major General. Charles H. Muir. General Weigle was in command of Camp Devens in the absence of the commanding general in France. Camp Hancock is to be converted into a vast training school for ma chine gun and automatic rifle offi cers. Announcement to this effect is made from division headquarters. Virtually all camps east of the Mis sissippi are to send their officers to ! Hancock for final instructions in ma chine gun and rifle work. The in flux of officers has already begun. Recent arrivals of ordnance men at Hancock has swelled the total number to about 10,000, under the command of Major Gardner. The ordnance troops are being sent here I from camps all over the country. Further arrivals are expected during the week. WOMEX TO MEET IX YORK York, Pa., April 23. Announce ment is made that the State Fedo- I ration of Women's Clubs will hold | its annual meeting in York next Oc j tober. Do you ever have the^blues"? That discouraged feeling often comes from a disordered stom ach, or an inactive liver. Get your digestion in shape and the bile acting properly—then the "blues" will disappear. You will soon be cheerful, if you take BEECHAN'S PILLS the people's remedy for life's common ailments. They act thoroughly on the stomach, liver and bowels, and soon reg ulate and strengthen these im portant organs. Purely vege table—contain no harmful drugs. Whenever you feel despondent a few doses will Make Things look Brighter Uf|>< StU •# Any M•dicta* la tko WavldL . SoMcftrfvtoti APRIL 23, 1918. Demand For Bar Silver Makes Price 99 1-4 Cents New York, April 23.—The Gov ernment's plan to melt several hun dred millions of silver dollars now | in the treasury vaults, fixing an arbitrary price of $1 an ounce, again has stimulated demand for that I metal in the local market. Two weeks ago bar silver was j quoted at 91% cents. By degrees it has climbed to within a fraction of the price fixed by the Treasury Department, selling to-day at 9!M,i cents. Dealers in silver said that the extraordinary demand from In dia and China is chiefly responsible for its recurrent strength. CYCKOPS LIST INCREASED Washington, April 23.—Two addi tions to the passenger list of the missing naval collier Cyclops were announced yesterday by the Navy Department. They are: Gunner Chatfield C. Staley, U. S. N., 13G7 Sunnyside avenue,' Chicago; Carpen ter John M. 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