8 Pancakes and Harmony By Dorothy Dtx T>*you read in the paper about that (New Jersey suit in which wife names a German pancake as the co -respondent ?V inquired the Bookkeep er. . "All the pancakes that I ever saw, German, Allied or Neutral, were cal culated to turn love's young dream, or any other kind of a dreain, into a nightmare," replied the Stenographer. "If 1 fed my husliand on pancakes it ■would be because he had a juicy little Insurance policy or 1 thought that black was becoming to me." "How little .vou understand th«< mas culine stomach:" retorted the Book >3ceeper. "That's why you women lose out so often in matrimony. Give a • man what he likes to feed on and he'll eat out of your hand, otherwise he will fly the coop. A man may desert his own fireside, but never his own dining table if it groans under the particular dishes that he likes best." "Hugh," smiled the Stenographer, "feed the brute!" "Precisely," agreed the Bookkeeper. "Now in this pathetic case of a home I wrecked by a woman's hand we have st. man with an insatiable yearning for fierman pancakes. Guileless and con tiding, believing in the innocence and inexperience of his heart, that the making of German pancakes is second nature to a woman, he marries a young creature with every outward attrac tion, but, alas, one without a pancake, i soul. "He sits down hopefully and trust (fully to their first meal and takes one imouthful of the alleged pancakes. IHorrors! Instead of being light and flakey, a poem of flour and eggs, and > whatever else pancakes are made of, it is a cold, sticky, flabby concoction more suitable for soling shoes than :for human consumption. "The inevitable result is utter dis illlustion on the part of the husband. [He sees the grave yawning for hini 'if he eats wife's pancakes, and the THOUGHT SHE COULD NOT LIVE Restored to Health by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. TTnionville, Mo. female trouble am —" I suffered from ■ I got so weak that I could hardly walk across the floor with out holding on to something. I had nervous spells and my finfeers would cramp and my face would draw, and I could not speak, nor sleep to do any good, had no appetite,and ;Kle everyone thought I W•■'•Yf'i 'would not live. Some one advised me to take Lydis E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. I had taken so much medicine and my doctor eaid he could do me no good so I told my husband he might get me a bottle and I \rould try it. By the time I had taken it I felt better. I continued its use,and now I am well and strong. "I have always recommended your medicine ever since I was so wonder fully benefitted by it and I hope this letter will be the means of saving soma ether poor woman from suffering."— Mrs. MARTHA SEAVEY, BOX 1144, Unionville, Missouri. The makers of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound have thousands of euch letters as that above they tell the truth, else they could not have been • obtained for love or money. This med icine is no stranger it has stood the test for years. If there are snr complications yon do not understand write to Lydia E. Tin Mi am Medicine Co. (confidential) Lynn,Masß. Tour letter will he opened, read and answered by a woman and held in strict confidence. ASTHMA COUGHS I WHOOPING COUGH SPASMODIC CROUP BRONCHITIS CATARRH COLDS ' A simple, safe and effective treatment avoid ing drum. Used with success for 35 years. The air carrying the antiseptic vapor, inhaled with every breath, makes breathing easy, soothesthesore throat, mhsw and stops the cough, assuring restful nights. »Hf i ». Cresoiene is invaluable W fjt to mothers with young II Jl* children and a hnort to M sufferers from Asthma. IBaWt Stnduspottalfor | IDLO IV ORUIfIItTI VAPO CRESOLENE CO. 11l i TW m ALL KINDS OP Concrete AND CEMEXT WORK, PAVEMENTS, STEPS, CELLAR WALLS, ETC. A. E. GETTYS 234 MACLAY. STREET Bell Phone 1302-M Cumberland Valley Railroad TIME TABLE In Effect May 84. 1914. [TRAINS leave H&rrlsburg— ! For Winchester and Martlnsburg at >■6:o3, *7:50 a. m.. *3:40 p. m. ' For Hagerstown. Chambersburg. Car* , lUle. Meclianlcsbui K and Intermediate 1 stations at 5:03. •7:00. *11:63 'a. m f •8:40, 6:32. *7.40, *11:00 p. m. ; Additional trains for Carlisle and Ljlechanicsburg at 9:48 a. m , 8:18; 8:17. 4:30, 9:80 a. m. For Dlllaburg at 6:08, *7:60 and •11:63 a. m., 2:18, *8:40. »-8i and «:8« p. m. , •Dally. All other trains dally except tßunday. H A. RIDDLE, J. H. TONGB. O. P. A. Quick Relief for Concha, Colds and . Hoauraeneaa. Clea* the Voloo—Fina for fcissli ri ■ and Sincera. 26c. -- JDftLG MOftfil, I' — _ . -r ' MONDAY EVENING, | years stretching before him full of : desolation and without comfort If he ■ eschews pancakes, for of what value, I ■ ask you, is a pancakeless existence? ■ So he deserts wife and returns home . to mother and her incomparable pan , cakes. ■ j "But this man had a heart, as well 'las a stomach. He was generous and 1| forbearing. He offered to go back to his wife if she would take a three : i months' course in cooking. She did. i He returned to her. but her pancakes : were still below par, and he's gone I back to mother and her cooking for • j good." ■■ "1 guess that when you separate a 11 man from his food you've got a genu i ! lne case of alienation of the affec- I tions," remarked the Stenographer i cynically. "The grounds in the coffee pot have i furnished the grounds for divorce be • fore now," replied the Bookkeeper. "As long as you keep a man well fed , and comfortable he will purr under your hand. That's why it's such a mystery to me that women don't spend ! their time learning how to cook in i stead of trying to learn how to play ■| on the piano. Believe me, canned mu ! sic goes better in the home than can i ; ned eats." •I "You can't picture a blissful ending ,; to a romance as saying, 'and they ;{ lived happily ever after out of the | delicatessen store,' " admitted the II Stenographer. • "Right-o," responded the Book- I keeper. 11 "A man who loves to eat is deliv , j ered, bound and tied into his wife's j hands." said the Stenographer, re flectively; "she's always got a way j to work him." i "True," replied the Bookkeeper, i' "hut you don't see many girls nowa ! days that can make pies like mother made." "And you don't see many young men who can make dough like father • made It," retorted the Stenographer. A SATISFACTORY NIGHT GOWN. A Simple Model with Yoke and V-Shaped Neck. By MAY MAN TON i ill- - 8577 Voke Night Dress, Smalt 34 to v*. Medium 38 to 40, Large 42 to 44 bust. Such a night gown as this one can he Utilized for almost every material that is used for such garments. It is ver> attractive and dainty made from simple batiste or lawn, and it becomes really luxurious when it is made from crcpe de chine. It is perfectly adapted to the cotton materials that so many women like, and if a very warm and cosy gown is wanted for cold nights, the model can be utilized for the light weight flan nels or for flannelette. The V-shaped neck means comfort without exposure, and can be made in any length that is desired, consequently the one model seems adapted to all seasons. Here, however, it is made of batiste. The fronts of the yoke are tucked and trimmed with banding and below the yoke the eown is cut just full enough for real com fort. Both the three-quarter and long sleeves are finished with bands, but the short sleeves are to be left loose. For the medium size will be required 4% yds. of material 36 in. wide, 4 yds. 44, and l\-i yds. of insertion, Iyds.of ruffling. The pattern No. 8577 is cut in three sizes, small 34 or 36, medium 38 or 40, large 42 or 44 bust measure. It will be mailed to any address by the Fashion De partment of this paper, on receipt of tea cents. Bowman's sell May Manton Patterns. f i ! HOW TO BE SLIM I J By Winifred Grace Forrest I I If you are to fat and want to I 4 reduce your weight 16 or 20 1 4 pounds, don't starve and weaken I 4 your system, or think you must X « always be laughed at on ac- 1 i count of your fat. but go to W. 4 1 H. Kennedy or any other good » « druggfat. and get a box of Oil 4 4 of koreln capsules, take one after 4 4 each meal and one before retlr- ♦ t ing at night. « < weigh yourself once a week 4 « and note what a pleasant and re- 4 i liable method thfs is for remov- 4 4 ing superfluous fat from any 4 * part of the body. 4 4 It costs little. Is absolutely 4 4 harmless and ! am sure a week's 4 i 4 trial should convince anyone that 4 1 4 It Is unnecessary to be burdened 4 1 4 with even a slnale pound of un- 4 1 4 sightly fat.—Advertisement. 4 I i TTT T j [ Try Telegraph Want Ads Quit "Trading" Type- THESIE NATIONALLY KNOWN I I ■"* II "1 _1 * I I wntC "Fof e K« e s? oyal Ijloves JtLQISOn The Sticff igT M A HOFF Spring Diamond Point Piano I J . Dowkln, Chamois (short) And ' £*'> \\ I Washable Kid Gloves In beaver ClUIlJ) Ig recognized throuprh- JBBg // cISS?" Shades. J out the musical world > V MOm 11 S " k and Fabrlc GloveB ' ® U a "ifed n\\4HKßr// emmem, Con«coleum Floor colors, always carried In stock. HI \ i i ish and sweetness of pj VnriawAn // Covering*. Torrln*ton Silk Hose In all the beat 151U6 AITIDCrOI tone ' feS «C ' WW nm/kWU lww»fr«. Wbllnlte Hpd . . * >_ , WU^lii)MLWil 8»rln»». Ron Cedar Ctnt shades. InvestlgaUon will con- • ? SK . Complete line of Underwear. vlnce you that the 8 The Royal to bum to nse and - all cuts In three afferent winT in'yo« home/ 0 " not to tra«le one. weights.pP r C 9 U SQ I-ct us demonstrate. * Vy Reasonable terms X~' Q Harrisburg Typewriter New Cumberland, The Glove Shop o \yf AVI rn pj and Supply Co. Peiina. BESSIF E. POORMAN P• OYLER CHAS. M. STIEFF Harrisburg. Pa. FOURTH AND BRIDGE STS. I 122 locust Street j J g Fourth St. *l2 North 2nd Street 1 X 7 J I WHERE TO FIND " NATIONALLY FLBI IZZP: ADVERTISED M T T MO F : 1 , , . Motorcycles I Harrisburg Agency f f || |fj W fifeWMoas*.:::® • "W > Mm am M 8H - p.. Twin Two Speed.... 9305 §3 g U • P 1/ | J J 12 H. P., Twin Two Speed .. $275 W «!• I\« ivecie Universal Starter, Electric l^j I Corset and Ho.iery shop The World'* Best Merchandise BS4!l 7^ii , nwre M *"*" S 1 07- A N. Second St. T ,_ T L. H. UHLfcK « I ■ T A l*ir DERBY STREET g • In and INeai < 1 A Watch You TT Ar» "H TCDTT"n rv a ; I Ought to Own HARRIdBURG, PA. n D j Recatise It has erery good ' M i wa tcV—ac c u racV! «t'y ,e, u ' d uri hi i* . Merchandise that willbearnadonal advertising: has to have exceptional merit. 1/1 •lICCU V- lty, low cost of upkeep, beauty— else the manufacturer cotild not afford to spend large sums of money for the adver- 1 S THE HAMILTON tisin £> and to attach his name and reputation to an article that was not extraor- dinarily meritorious, for it is the repeat sales that he depends on. It is there- %JOm7mvJlV i mlue'r th^t'gradT fo ye quite evident that when an^ article is nationally advertised and nationally SOLE sQ Dien#»r ran show you aii grades, sold,yca.r in and yca.r out, yca.r after year, it is exceptionally good goods to stand m solid gold and gold niied cases t j lc test an( j p rove worthv of continued sales and growth. It is conceded bv ex- M UQ —any one of them a corking good , f . 5 • j , ~ ..... J tJJ A vlj H watch buy. i.ook them over. perts that when an article is advertised generally—nationally— it is the best pos- - The w i® e always, in consequence, prefer nationally known coods For M,n an<l WomM - ch 5 JJiener. Uw.l«r ancl ask for what the y want by name - Read the magazines and keep posted on ■ §, Th, Hallmark ««r, nationally advertised goods. JERAULD SHOE CO. 1 if IT'S ON THIS PAGE IT S WORTH WHILE g ;• ;] EVERY ACCOUNT READY yrK $ FOR INSTANT SI.TTI.KMKNT itic.luu.ou /frtSss. I mcFakh Bowser otewart -- I | SYS X M ' V OIL Vacuum | JM STORAGE System Chalmers | 6 PIRST AND STII.I, THE BEST! SYSTEMS Have you ever seen the _ A>l ' lUifl | § C. L SAWTELLE 1 funny procedure following a SfIYATI P SAI.ES AGEVT All Purpose* leak in the air line of a pres- TOO Used br the U. S. Parcels Post kJCI A.UII g 36 SOUTH FOURTH STREET, __ _ . - . sure eas f eec t TI J C 1 f &£ Near Chestnut C F RnWXPr &Co IttC g i oledo bcale Co. .. ~ ' 1 ■fcJ, Harrichnrtr Pa J. T. DOWSKT Oc to., IflC. * vw * Motor Cars May be Seen at the tlarriSDUrg, fa. Get Wise. -Maker. »t Hoaest Sealee" .. __ _ _ f* ® Beii ph«ne 2420 Telegraph Building 313 Telegraph Bldg. Keystone Motor Car Co. ST' Also handle Sales Books In everjr HAKKISBURCi, PA- Front-Market Motor SuDdlv Bell Phone H4B 1019-1023 MARKET ST. rpj; known variety. " | B. F. RKVNOLDS, Sale* A sent. Robert L. Morton, Manager. WASH RAW FOODS, WARNS DR. DIXON All Green Things Should Be Care fully Cleansed at This Season of Year Wash all thp raw foods such as lettuce , radishes and other things that offer a tempting change in the daily fare at this season of the year and also all bananas put on the table, is the warning given by Samuel G. Dixon, State commissioner of health, in his weekly talk on health and hygiene. The commissioner savs that the lack of care is sometimes almost, criminal. In discussing the subject he says: "This is the season when the ama teur gardener's eyes are delighted by the rows of summer vegetables that are poking their green leaves above the warm earth. The season for raw foods has already arrived. "Lettuce, water-cress, radishes, parsley, cucumbers, leeks, berries and many other toothsome growing things burden the market stalls and tempt the house-wife after the winter menu of canned vegetables. "A certain per cent, of raw foods is an excellent stimulant to the appe tite and a wholesome change at this season of the year. Care should be exercised, however, that they are properly cleansed before being eaten. Often the laborers in the truck gardens and those who handle the truck be fore reaching the consumer are care less in the use of dangerous fertilizers and some pick and prepare the vege table for market who are also careless to a degree that is almost criminal. "All vegetables to be eater, raw and berries, even at the risk of slightly in juring their flavor, should be thor oughly washed before being eaten. "Gardens should be fertilized with care. No night soil should be used on truck Hardens from which the pro duce may be served uncooked. Water crass must not be grown in polluted streams. Water cress from polluted streams often produced epidemics of typhoid fever. Bananas should be thoroughly washed as soon as they come into the hands of the consumer, sn that the dirt taken on during trans portation will not be conveyed to other edibles." IYTTTI.K BOY BCAIJDKT) ' Lewlttown, Pa.. April 26.—Kenneth, a 3-year-old son of George Miller, met with a painful accident when he crawl ed up on the hearth of the stove and caught hold of the vessel containing boiling water and tilted It over on him. The child suffered burna on the hands, arms and stomach. HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH Interesting Displays of Trained Animals "Do animals reason?" is a question that lias perplexed philosophers (or ages, and even in these practical days the question is debated pro and con with more or less acrimony. Judging from results, furnished by the animals themselves, the advocates of reason in the so-called dumb brutes seem to have a little the best of the argument. This view is apparently confirmed by the remarkable results said to have been achieved by the Barnum and Bailey animal trainers In handling vari ous kinds of wild and domestic beasts. If they accomplish all the feats they are credited with—and there is no rea son to doubt it—the trained animals ■with the Barnum and Bailey circus come as near possessing human intel ligence as their mental and physical structure will permit. Among the notable trained animal displays that will be seen with the big show when it exhibits in Hurrisburg on Thursday, May fi, are several that are quite new to this country, and which are said to be a revelation in the line of intelligent animal education. The list embraces a remarkable com pany of wonderfully trained elephants, ponies and dogs that display their cleverness; Madam Bradna's angel horses which give a performance that sets a new standard for exhibitions of this character; three herds of war ele phants presented by the flrßt lady trainers; Pallenberg's wonder bears, Adgle and her ten performing African lions, and many other animal acts of a most unusual character. These Interesting animal displays, it is announced ,are interspersed through a program that Is notably replete with new things In acrobatic, equestrian and midair performances. The circus com pany Includes 480 artists from all parts of the world, and the program shows a hundred acts of various kinds. In one aerial number, in which the Slegrist- Silbon and the Neapolitan troupes of midair vaulters participate, there are twenty gymnasts In the air at one time. In a big acrobatic number, an equal number of performers simul taneously appear in a series of double and triple somersaults and lofty pyra mids. in one equestrian number twelve horsemen and horsewomen appear at one time. As though these features were not sufficient to rivet public attention, the management announces a superb alle gorical spectacular pageant, entitled "Italia Rookh," which depicts the de parture of this beautiful princess from the royal gardens of Delhi in which more than a thousand characters take part.—Advertisement. KILLED I \ BATTLE Friends of Oeorge Suchl, who for merly kep\a boardinghouse at 756 North Seventh street, have received word that he was killed during a recent battle in Russian Poland. Previous to his de parture for Austria, soon after the start I of the war, Suchl was Involved In a sen sational police Investigation regarding the death of Malsn Moroni, who fell, or was thrown, from a third-story window of the house. The Krand Jury failed to find a true bill and Suchl was released. Oil, LAMP STARTS FIRE ; An exploding oil lamp started a Are In the home of Ijouis Capln, 1731 North I Third street, yesterday, and caused damage of S2OO. THIEF CONSCIENCE STRICKEN Special to The Telegraph 1 Halifax, Pa., April 26.—Some per- 1 son, evidently with a conscience, en- ; tered the home of Arthur J. Fasnacht, j in Market street, Saturday evening during the family's absence, rifled the 1 bureau drawers and took about $4 in i money. His misdoing evidently wor ried him after he took the money, be cause ho brought It back and placed it on the kitchen table with a note saying "My conscience tells me to bring it back." When the family ar rived home they discovered the note and money. FINED BECAUSE DOG CHASED DEER .Special to The Telegraph Waynesboro, Pa.. April 26.—Lorenzo Crilly, residing at Beartown, near the Buena Vista Springs Hotel, was ar | rested and given a hearing before Jus- I tlee of the Peace J. F. Newman yes terday on the charge of permitting his dog to give chase to deer in the moun tain. He was fined 25 and costs, and has appealed the case. "SWATTING" AT SUNBI'RY Special to The Telegraph Sunbury, Pa., April 26.—Sunbury's Civic club to-day started a "swat-that fly" campaign, and is paying five cental per hundred for dead flies delivered to! its fly committee. BAD BREATH Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets Get at the Cause and Remove It Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets, the sub stitute for calomel, act gently on the | bowels and positively do the work. People afflicted with bad breath And | quick relief through Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets. The pleasant, sugar-coated I tablets are taken for bad breath by all I I who know them. I Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets act gent- 1 I Iv but firmly on the bowels and Ylver, 1 stimulating them to natural action, I clearing the blood and gently purifying I the entire system. i They do that which dangerous calo- I mel does without any of the bad after I effects. Ail the benefits of nasty, sickening. I erlplng cathartics are derived from Dr. ' Edwards' Olive Tablets without grip- [ ing. pc.ln or disagreeable effects of any i kind. pr. F. M. Edwards dlsoovered the I I formula after seventeen years of prac- I tice among patients afflicted with bowel and liver complaint with the at-' I tendant bad breath. I Dr. Edwards Olive Tablets are pure • Iy o vegetable compound mixed with olive oil, you will know them by their 1 olive color. i Take one or two every night for a • week and note the effect. 10c and 25c I | per box. All druggists. i ' The Olive Tablet Company, Colum bus. O. APRIL 26, 1915. RED CROSS BENEFIT Columbia, Pa., April 26.—A mass meeting was held in the State Armory here last night for the benefit of the American Red Cross Society, which was addressed by the Rev. Conrad Sprenger, pastor of Salem Evangelical Lutheran Church. William Burns, a German thermometer manufacturer, gave a review of the European war Quick, J/I, / Brilliant, Lasting f* l/l / BLACK / WHITE / 10c AU De,ier * V wir. r. d*h.«tco.,lto. \ • >WHW,II.T.,IIIIIUTOW»H. i i • High School Programs —FOR— I 19 15 We have, this Spring, an excep * tionally attractive line of samples of Printed and Engraved High School Invitations and Programs. Class members and chairmen of commit tees are urged to get in touch with our Sales Department at once as the supply is limited and orders '■ should be placed promptly to bisure early delivery. The Telegraph Printing Co. Printing--Binding--Designing--Photo- Engraving HARRISBURG, PA. and spoke in advocacy of peace terms. A liherai offering was made to aid the society. CAUGHT 30 TROUT Blaln, Pa., April 26.—Edward Iv. Weaver, who was fishing in the streams of Liberty Valley, landed 36 fine trout.
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