14 It Was No Use For Jeff to Finish the Speech •*-.* By "Bud" Fisher ——ii i - - » 1 I NO WONDCR VOW COT CAUGHT N /- \ WNtN TMeO "TO I U/H> YOU SMOOt-D MAV|£ ( 1 JON'T TKIW (-'YOU r~~~Z. ZT~~Z \ V c«« t ,r AUVTW \ (ir 01 " uLw „1 I BV astN6 Tneewvcr T A ✓ I CRosvgvgo'AlHO J \ KNOW Hif*\ J ) (VTths »» V. h»T« w.w< v 1 ww-K re VK6 BAR-TENDC*. AMt> A FUNNY VUAI-K I QARrgNbeR j LAUGHS! | ANOwMWDW4HroaTOP —' I Yo " KMOOUD H#\ve CHAHteb <y uS GOOF eeem M LIKE- THIS*- J THe J- < . TNE -TOPftY * ~ HA^y VX^NSv R- LEBANON HIGH TEAM PROMISES SURPRISES Tech Offers Only Home Scholastic Football Attraction This Afternoon Lebanon High School with a large crowl of rooters reached Harrisburg at noon to-day. The annual game be- , tween Tech High and Lebanon was the only home scholastic football bat tle scheduled. Previous to this game Tech High! Scrubs lined up against Highspire A. C. This game was an added feature for the big crowd. Highspire has been playing a good game all season, i Central left this morning for New | Bloomfield where they met the Bloom- j field Academy eleven. Steelton High plays Williamsport High at Williams- j port and will try to break the no score record of the past two seasons. 1 With a large squad and many rooters Harrisburg Academy went to Lancas ter to-day and this afternoon met i Franklin and Marshal Academy i eleven. SALARIES ARE TOO HIGH; JOHNSON AWAITS BIDS Special to The Telegraph St. Louis. Mo., Oct. 31.—Gossip con tinues that Walter Johnson, the fast pitcher of the Washington Americans, will pitch for the St. Louis Federals next season, but Fielder Jones, man ager of the St. Louis team, would not admit that Johnson had signed a con tract. Jones returned to St. Louis to-day from a three-day trip. He denied that j he has seen Johnson, but Indicated he ! was after him. Jones is quoted as follows: "I cannot say if Johnson will be ob- j tained by the St, Louis club. He wants ' a lot of money to come here. Even ; If we met the salary he was paid this season by the Washington club it i would be a good sum. Personally. I am not In favor of huge salaries for ball players. They are overpaid now. Of course. Johnson is a great pitcher. He is worth anything that he is able to get." BITS OF SPORTS One more month for football. Tech's third team defeated West End Stars on H. A. C. grounds yester day: score. 26 to 0. Frank Glick. one of Princeton's star back fielders, has been changed to quarter* field. National duckpin bowlers in the Holtzman League won from the Cen trals last night; margin. 31 pins. It is reported that Manager Connie Mack has asked for waivers on Pitch ers Plank. Bender and Coombs. Muggsy McGraw has made Manager Charles Dooin a very tempting offer. Leo Houck will open his season at Lancaster Monday. November 16. in a six-round bout with Kid Wagner, of Wilkes-Barre. Ah, the delight of MOJA quality! § The fragrant, full aroma that f makes smoking such a pleasure— I the richness the satisfaction— I MOJA quality provides all these with liberality! 1 Made by John C. Herman & Co. SATURDAY EVENING. HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH OCTOBER 31, 1914. Plan League Basketball i For the Coming Season Harrisburg Association to St art Its Ninth Annual Season at Armory Next Saturday League baskeball is promised for | Harrisburg during the season which : starts at the Armory next Saturday | night, November 7. when the Harris- j burg Basketball Association will open j its ninth annual season. Plans are under way to have the circuit include York. Middletown, Steelton, Harrisburg and the P. R. R. Y. M. C. A. team. Two games will be played each week, including the Sat- ' urday game at the Armory. A meet- ; Ing will be held this week to discuss plans and arrange for the opening Moran to Box Wells Frank Moran. the American heavy weight, who is to box Bombardier Wells for the benefit of the Belgian relief fund on December 3. GAVE WRONG ADDRESS Through a typographical error, last i night the Telegraph gave'the address of the new West End maternity hos pital, conducted by two registered nurses. Misses Frances R. Lee and Sara E. Backenstoe, as 1210 North Second street. It Is really 2010 North Second street. TO REDUCE THE CIRCUIT Special to The Telegraph Dallas. Texas. Oct. 31.—At the an nual meeting of the franchise owners of the Texas Baseball League, to be held here to-morrow, a proposition to reduce the legue from itn eight to a six club circuit will be considered. | of the league season before the close ! of November. The first game of the Harrisburg team next Saturday will be with the i Reading Eastern League five. The lo ' cal five this season will include Had dow, of Penn-State; Attick, Lebanon Valley; Gaffney, Krout and Boyle. Steelton and Bumbach, Middletown. Ed. C. Taggert will again be man- I ager. The usual dance will follow the game, with music by Loeser's or chestra. The official referee will be I Geisel, of the P. R. R. Y. M. C. A. {COACHES IN BATTLE AT HARVARD TODAY I "Hurry-up" Yost Has Hard Oppo nent in Percy D. Houghton; Were Star Players By Associated Press > New York. Oct. 31.—When the Har vard and Michigan football teams meet in the stadium at Cambridge this aft ernoon the contest will be as much a battle between coaches as elevens. On the Michigan side of the field the west ern gridiron contingent will be in charge of Fielding H. Yost, while on the Crimson bench Percy D. Haughton will direct the Harvard campaign. Two coaches of greater fame have not been opposed in football in many years. Although differing widely in per sonality and methods, Haughton and Yost year in and year out achieve won ders with the material that reports for football at the two great universities which they represent. Haughton is a coach who talks little, thinks deeply and is tireless in action. Once the early season preliminaries are com pleted, Haughton rules the squad with an iron hand. He plays no favorites and his instructions are sharp and to the point. Harvard's head coach is a keen stu dent of football and knows the game both ancient and modern in every phase. He is an autocrat on the field, inclined to be sharp and caustic in his instructions and remarks and a coach who believes in hard practice and plenty of it for both the varsity and second string players. He is quick to detect ability in a candidate and is always looking far ahead, planning his system and plays to fit the type of team material at his disposal. Yost might be aptly termed a foot ball fanatic. Like Haughton, he was J. a player and a brilliant one in his , undergraduate days, but has never ceased to absorb and keep up with the rapidly changing game. In fact, many of the plays and rules now part of the annual autumn college sport are di t reetly traceable to the Michigan coach. On the field he is much more active 5 and demonstrative than Haughton. He - keeps up a running fire of comment 1 and criticism and frequently jumps 1 into line or back field in order to per i sonally illustrate just how the play he i is aiming at should be made. Speed and dash is almost a mania with Yost and his constantly repeated phrase, "Hurry up! Hurry up!" has caused It to be tacked on to his name in the west until the general follower of foot - ball believes that he was baptized s "Hurry Up Yost." e Off the field Haughton and Yost are a as unlike one another as they are t when in action. Haughton seldom talks football, while Yost will spend hours discussing the gome in all its * phases. Illustrating particular plays with whatever objects are handy. He can play a game with eleven chairs or salt cellars, using a hall or a table, as the case may be, and never fails to keep his audience spellbound as he shifts his team with lightning rapidity. Both coaches are comparatively wealthy and men of business affairs and interests during the months when football Is dead. • Penn-State Receives Football as Prize Penn State's work at Harvard last Saturday won favor from Harvard. After the game "Bill" Hollenbach's crew was presented with the ball. The New York Post, referring to this Inci dent, says: "Harvard courteously presented the ball used In Saturday's game to Penn sylvania State as a memorial of Sat urday's drawn contest. If these elev ens from Pennsylvania keep on, they will be too proud to accept the gift of a ball as a reward for a tie game. They will want victory, or no ball. In the meantime the Crimson's magnan imity is pleasing, especially so In view of the fact that the time Is not so re mote when a tie gime meant an un seemly squabble over possession of the ball. Harvard, by the way, has not been obliged to part with many balls to smaller opponents. Neither has Princeton. Yale in recent times has been obliged to extend the courtesy to Brown, Washington and Jefferson, Maine and Colgate." I New York, Oct. 31.—Many of the local baseball experts are Insinuating tl *.t Arthur Shafer, sometimes called "Temperamental Tillie," the star third baseman who deserted the New York Giants at the end of the season of 1913, may be back in McGraw's line up next summer. Shafer is due to ar rive in New York from his California soon, and it is believed that the New I York management may Induce him to return to the game. Shafer has "re- ] tired" from the game on several occa- j slons, but the last jump marked the first time that he remained away from | his team for a whole season. Many [ believe that with Shafer-in the line-up j last season the Giants would have won \ the pennant. SECOND TENNIS SERIES AT HARRISBURG ACADEMY The second round of the Fall tennis j tournament at Harrisburg Academy I was played yesterday afternoon. The j match between Horton and Shrciner j was the best of the round. The results ! of the games are as follows: Rutherford defeated Holmes, by de- i fault; Horton defeated P.. Shreinpr, i 12-10, 6-3; Broadhurst defeated G. i Shreiner, 6-1, €-2; J. Hart lost by default to Dunkle; lloss defeated D. Lescure, 6-0, 6-0. RETURNED HOME MARRIED Special to The Telegraph Marietta, Pa., Oct. 31. —Miss Elizabeth Sload and Edward K. Terry, of May town, who suddenly disappeared from; home somt time ago, have returned and | told they were married at Hagerstown. 1 Md.. by the Rev. E. K. Thomas, pastor l of the Baptist Church. The bridegroom is a ball player of ability, and the bride is a member of the senior class of the Maytown high school. HI NT-FUSRO WEDDING Special to The Telegraph Marietta, Pa., Oct. 31.—Miss Myrtle B. Fiero, was married yesterday to Thomas R. Hunt, of Lambertville, New Jersey, at the home of the bride's par ents, the Rev. E. A. Bawdcn, officiat ing. COLONIAL The tiniest actor in the world is at the Colonial, getting in all kinds of funny mixups and creating an up heaval of laughter with children of all ages. The little performer is of the team of Hayes and Alpoint, who offer one of the sterling attractions of the best vaudeville bill, yet presented at the Colonial. In a delightful dancing and vocal novelty, LaSalle and Raymond are displaying the most gorgeous ward robe ever seen at the Colonial. Four acts of sufficient merit to occupy good positions on "big time" vaudeville bills, comprise the Colonial's current show that bows for its last engagements to day. Beginning with next Monday the management has announced that the Colonial Theater will be converted Into a popular-priced vaudeville theater, with perfoimancei every afternoon iini evening, eliminating the mid-day and early evening picture hours. However, the same picture service will be main tained but shown only in connection with the vaudeville shows.—Adv. ]^AMUSE|^MENTs|If[ , MAJESTIC All next week —The Myrkle-Harder n Stock Company, in six of the late j, New York successes. Monday afternoon and evening—"Ele vating a Husband." ™ Tuesday afternoon and evening—David <1 Belasco's "The Girl of the Golden I West." r Wednesday afternoon and evening "Stop Thief." Thursday afternoon and evening • "What Happened to Mary." ORI'IIEUM Every afternoon and evening High class vaudeville. COLONIAL Daily—vaudeville and pictures. SEAT SALE OPENED BIU The jfyrkle-Harder Company, who are to appear at the Majestic Theater all next week, enoy the distinction of being the largest and best popular priced traveling stock company in the United States. Comprising twenty-two people, two carloads of scenery, all their own electrical effects, furniture, draperies and stage accessories. They {■resent six plays only, which are JaviU Belasco's story of the mountains, "The Girl of the Golden West," which ran for two solid years In New York City. Cohan & Harris' "Stop Thief," the greatest crook play ever written, and as full of laughs as Europe is of war. . "What Happened to Mary." a Nautical play, brim full of comedy, pathos and heart-interest. This play Is presented with the original New York scenery. "Under Southern Skies." T,ottie Blair Parker's beautiful story of the South, that has caused thousands to think, reflect laugh and cry, and Louis Mann's starring triumph, "Elevating a Hus band," which was the talk of New I York during its extended run. The seat sale opened yesterday morn- Insr, and judging from the line at the box office, the house will be well Ail ed Monday afternoon and night.—Adv. "THE TERRORS OF THE JUNGLE" AT THE PHOTOPLAY TO-DAY Another popular Sellg jungle story, 1 "The Terrors of the Jungle," In two. reels will be shown to-day at the Pho- I toplay. A wild animal story that is; full of thrills and Intense drama. "The Blue Flame" is a story of the theft of a fortune in diamonds. The plot of the crooks to obtain the diamonds and the detective and his assistants, work to bring the gang to justice makes a strong thrilling release, well acted and photographed.—Adv. ORPHEUM There's going to be a regulation Hallowe'en party in the Orpheum to night In connection with the last per jformance of the curent all-star Keith • ■show. All kinds of surprises have been . I arranged for the occasion and there 1 are reasons to believe that there will I be fun galore aside from the . clever I vaudeville show. Patrons are Invited to attend in masquerade costumes and the : management will award prizes to the f best creations. Beautiful decorations and man other festive schemes, indl ■ cate that the Orpheum will have the . fcH'gfßt Hallowe'en party In town. The crowning attraction of the bill an i nounced for next week vlll be a pre r|tentious dancing production with ca ipable principals and a splendid chorus, > elaborate scenery, and gorgous cos . turning entitled. "The Last Tango." Featured In this big: act is an Orpheum " | favorite. Fletcher Norton, hailed as the ; I Beau Brummell of musical comedy, and j who delighted Orpheum audiences 1 I once before, playing the leading role Min Lasky's "Antique Shop." Playing 'opposite Mr. Norton will be Audrey j Maple, a pretty and vivacious Kirl, who L jis said to be one of the prettiest and | most clever girls on the vaudeville • stage. "The Last Tango," Is beautiful ,ly mounted, gorgeously costumed, and .: tells nil lr.ter»stin? tale that has benu- I tlful vocal and dancing interpolations scattered throughout.—Adv. !| ORPHEUM TO GET RETURNS ! | Complete election returns will be • received and read to the audience at 5 1 the Orpheum Theater Tuesday night. |To furnish its patrons with the late j returns, a midn'ght matinee will be ■i given, to start promptly at 11 o'clock. ' 1 —— • % | A Nickel For I ELDAUO \ Cigar buys a mild, refreshing smoke. Made of excellent 0 quality tobacco and pro ° tected from the factory to - you by a sanitary tin-foil and tissue Avrapping. 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