XfcfcMen aaJnteßgs Man Is a Conundrum By DOROTHY DIX. Man Is the prize ■ conundrum of the unlverss. He has explored the remotest parts of the earth; and discovered the north pole, BUT he cannot find a clean "handkerchief in his own bureau draw er. He can face a ferocious lion with out quailing. BUT a little two -by - four ; wife can have him i so terrorized that he pulls off liis shoes on the outer door mat and sneaks into his home like a burglar. Ha can be big, and bold, and strong, j BUT be scared to death every time he i has a sick headache He can wait like patience on a i monument for the accomplishment of i some big end, BUT rave like a luna tic if dinner is ten minutes late. i He may be utterly cynical and i worldly wise, YET a girl baby with i dimples and large blue eyes can take him in and make a fool of him i He may have written volumes about < the psychology of woman, BUT he . can't distinguish between nerves and i temper In his own wife, nor tell wheth- < she is weeping for joy or sorrow. He may be highly intellectual and i educated, and enjoy only the society i of cultivated people, YET he will pick ' out a silly little goose of a girl for a wife. 1 He will spend ten years of his life 1 chasing down some woman to per suade her to marry him, AND appar- < ently lose all interest in her the min-11 ute the wedding ceremony is over. i He will spend every evening with all —it answers every beverage re quirement —vim, vigor, refreshment, M wholesomeness. % It will satisfy you. Demand the genuine by full name— \fjßfnwXJjim Nicknames encourage substitution. > / COCA-COLA COMPANY ||p^ P I FOURTH I OF JULY | Why not open a charge account by using our Store Or ders. They are accepted as cash for any and all merchandise purchased at Leading Department and Best Cash Stores. <3rORE ORDER SYSTEfr> "N*. GIVLS YOU CREDIT Whore You Want It MARKET STREET BELL PHONE 2749R |b 3-im-One has been for 18 years the Old Reliable, laraest-sellin* home and office OIL ■ . " a&nt enough to oil a watch; heavy enough to oil a lawn mower. On a toft cloth it ■ H Becomes an ideal Makes a yard of cheese cloth the best and cheapest B ■ Owllta Dustint Cloth. ■ H In My climate" 6 ab *°' nte ' y prevents rust or tarnish on all metal anrfaces, Indoors and out, H 9 Write«Wajfor*enerousA»«etmi>lesn<l the Dictionary of uses— fr—to B H J?sj3-iMDne.iß »° ,d ereiywheia in 3-siza bottles: 10e (1 os.), 25c (3 ox.), 50c (8 os.. ii Pint for I ■ H Dollar). Also in patented Handy Oil Can, 25c <3H os.). Q 3-IN-ONE Oil. COMPANY MnJ| ** OA laoaowav Niw YORK CITY HH Try Telegraph Want Ads FRIDAY EVENING, ™ RARRISBURG TELEGRAPH JULY 3, 1914 girl before he marries her, AND every evening away from her after they are married. He can always remember his sweet heart's birthday, BUT he never can remember his wife's. He enjoys wasting his money buy ing wine for chorus girls, BUT It gives him a grouch to have to pay the baby's milk bill. He is as veracious as George "Wash igton to the balance of the world, BUT he lies like Ananias to his wife. He can walk thirty miles a day in a golf game, and brag about how good it makes him feel, BUT it gives him nervous prostration to push the baby carriage four blocks. He doesn't see why his wife isn't perfectly thrilled Just to spend all of her time every day at home with the children, BUT one Sunday afternoon in the bosom of his family bores him to extinction. He always reproves his wife for repeating scandal, BUT not until after she's told him the last detail. He has a poor opinion of the femi nine intellect, BUT when he gets in trouble he always goes to a woman for advice. He spends ten years' time in de ciding on the noble qualities he shall demand in the woman he marries. AND then he marries a girl because she has white teeth or a cute little curl on the back of her neck. He preaches the doctrine of com mon sense and rational dress to wo men, YET wild horses could not drag him to a restaurant with .1 woman dressed according to his specvifiea tions, and the more frlvilous a girl is the more men flock about her. Oh, man is the prize conundrum of the universe. No woman ever guesses the right answer to that rid dle that's the reason the two sexes are of perpetual Interest to each other. pouLTßy^nem ROOSTER DAY AS HELD IN MISSOURI More Than 250,000 Birds Were Marketed in the "Show Me" State More than 250,000 roosters were marketed in Missouri on "Rooster Day," June 6, and the few days pre ceding. In a number of States a movement has been started for the production of sterile eggs at all times except during the breeding season. It is estimated that the production of infertile eggs will mean the prevention of a loss of from $1,000,000 to $3,000,000 this sea son in Missouri alone. Improvement in the quality of farm flocks will fol. low as a result of this rooster massa cre for most farmers will replace scrub males with pure bred males. The object in sniping the rooster is not to keep bacteria out of the egg, but to prevent chick development in fertile eggs. For an egg to pass through the hands of the farmer, the country store, the local dealer, the jobber and the retailer requires some time. An egg does not have to be in an incubator for the embryo to grow and develop, but chick develop ment progresses in a hot "general" store, a living room, on a hot country road, or anywhere, provided the tem perature is as high as it is on most summer days. It sometimes happens that egg dealers in testing eggs from crates will find chicks where they had expected to find eggs. Practical Method of Classifying Poultry There are a number of very pood ways of classifying the many races of domestic poultry, but there is none so good as the method of considering their economic characteristics. It may surprise some to learn thut there are more than 100 distinct breeds of do mestic poultry and upwards of 300 varieties. Many of these are of no value to the utility poultry keeper, since they are merely ornamental and possess neither laying or table proper ties. The best and really only satisfac tory method of classifying fowls is by means of their economic qualities, since this denotes at once for what purpose a breed is suitable. Dividing the varieties in this manner, we have four great classes, as follows: (1) the table fowl, (2) the non-sitters which are esteemed for their heavy laying qualities, (3) the general pur pose fowls, and (4) the fancy breeds. Clean Feeds Is Way to Prevent Lungers Mouldy litter and mouldy feeds cause the death of many fowls, par ticularly chicks. These moulds taken into the body of the fowl cause a dis ease known as aspergillosis. This none, dreadful as the disease Itself, Is strictly the property of the poultry investigator and has no place in the vocabulary of the ordinary poultry keeper. To the latter the trouble is known as the "lungers." There is no cure for the trouble. Simply use clean feeds and litter, and this disease along with a number of others will he avoided. Pale Yolks Caused by Lack of Greens In almost every case of pale yolks, the fault lies in the feeding'. As a rule the hens have an anaemic appearance and in the majority of cases are kept in close confinement without being supplied with the necessary green food. There is, therefore, no need to go outside for the cause of the pale yolk. Green food, in one form or another, is absolutely necessary at all seasons» of the year. A variety of foods is also necessary, as however good one food may be, it loses much of ltsc value if fed alone continually. Cool Water Almost Necessity For Flock Poultry needs water and plenty of it, especially laying hens, and at this season of the year the fowls will ap preciate the extra pains required to renew the supply a number of times each day; they like cool water these hot days and aside from humane con siderations there is economy In not forcing them to drink water that has been exposed to a high temperature for hours. Th egg itself is two-thirds water. Therefore, the rule should be to furnish clean, cool drinking water in abundance, to see that it is avail able throughout the entire day. This is a simple matter and entails little, if any, expense. 10 SET RULE FOR FEEDING GREENS It Is Inexpensive and Birds Will Consume Astonishing Amount of It to Advantage Green food is inexpensive and the birds will consume an astonishing amount of it to their advantage. Pew of these succulent feeds contain any very considerable amount of nutri ment. Their function is to keep the digestive tract in good condition, to act as an appetizer and a tonic. It is a safe plan to supply theme In suffi cient quantity to permit each fowl to have as much as it really craves. It will be noted that some hens have greater appetite for greens than do others. Also, that on certain days the flock will consume less than on other days. No set rule can be laid down as to the exact amount to give a stated number of fowls. Fowls on range may scarcely be able to obtain sufficient green food during July and August should the rainfall be defi cient. Tender shoots are apt to be scarce at this sdnson of the year. The town poultryman whose land is limited is area is almost always forced to purchase his supply. Under these conditions the use of sprouted oats and dried beet pulp may be recom mended. Copyright, 1913, by Little. Brawn • Caiapany "Garrett the New York lawyer who defended you. wrote to ber and urged ber to mortgage the bouse and raise enough money so that be could cake an appeal to the higher courts. She was eager to do this, but I prevailed upon her to see Mr. Westervelt the N.vack lawyer, first Mr. Westervelt said that the lawyer was a robber of widows and the poor and that be would Dot let ber get out of bis bands until she bad sold ber very clothes. He took up tbe matter without a fee, like tbe kind man that be is, and said It was utterly useless to take an appeal. He said that there was no chance of offsetting tbe evidence against you unless tbe real slayer of tbe watchman was found. "She keeps the clothes you wore when you were a little boy always near her. She has the picture taken of you at the county fair, and It la a great comfort to her." No. 60.108 again put aside the letter and sat staring at the steel wall of his cell while be fought to master his emo tion. For a moment he thought fran tically of trying to break out of prison and hurrying to her. If he could get a little start he could swim the Hudson and make his way home In time to kneel beside her bed, clasp her thin hands In his and comfort her and breathe bis love to ber as she passed Into the valley of the shadow. He glanced about blm as If In the hope that God would bring some miracle to pass and that the steel walls and bars would melt and the stone crumble. Bill bad swung himself up Into his bunk. Montgomery looked up and saw bis little eyeß watching him keenly. There was compassion illumining the countenance of this creature with prognathous Jaw and sloping hrow. "Trouble at borne, kid?" he asked, bis harsh voice mellowing with the kindly spirit that prompted the ques tion. No. 60.108 nodded his head. The open letter In his hands told the tale. "Gee. I wish you knew how to cuss, kid," sighed the burglar. "When things come hard on me I get rid of It all with a good, long, healthy swear. It does me an awful lot of good." The boy shook his head, but the earnestness of bis cell companion brought the faint flicker of a smile to bis lips. "They used to call me 'Roaring Bill 'Awklns,' " Bill went on. "Being ag you don't know how to swear artistic and satisfactory, I'll Just swear for you. No, don't object I'll think 'em to my self and not say a thinr; out loud." He swung down from his high pallet There was still a half hour before the lights would be cut off, and this wag the best possible time for violating prison regulations. "You stand at the door and keep a sharp lookout, kid," he said. "I want to take a peek at this newspaper you've won by good conduct The discovery of this violation by a guard would have cost Montgomery his white disk and the loss of forty-flve marks. He gave a sigh of relief when the lights went out and Bill could no longer Imperil the disk and chevron on his sleeve The boy was half asleep when Bill leaned over the edge of his resting place and whispered: "Kid, I've got a scheme that's a wonder. You know what I told you about getting a suit of clothes for the getaway'/" "Yes." "I got It all doped out" "How will you manage It?" "Never mind." He chuckled under his breath. "And as for a hat! Say, kid, 1 can get any kind of a hat you want to wear. But I'll tell you about it In the morning." No. 60,108 and Bill Hawkins were out of their bunks next morning before the clanging of the bell. Bill grinned very knowingly as they pulled Into their baggy gray Buits. He crooked his right Index Anger and held It before the boy. "See that?" he asked. "Yes," replied Montgomery, wonder lug. "It Is exactly one Inch, that second Joint I'm going to measure you for your suit Turn around." Montgomery turned, facing the door, and Bill stepped behind him. He felt the finger joint pressing against his shoulders as BUI took the dimensions for the piece of the coat he was to fashion surreptitiously. As he worked be explained his scheme in a whisper "The color of the cloth is all right" be said, "but It is the baggy shape of the coat and pants that gets an es caped convict In Dutch. I'll remember these measurements and swipe the stuff and cut it in the shop. I'll do one piece at a time. In the cutting room there's Isaacs, 'The Butcher,' on my right and 'lduho Shorty' on my left They'll be blind. They won't say a thing to anybody, and they won't see a thing. I'll smuggle In the suit piece by piece and swipe the basting stuff, needles and thread." He finished the three dimensions of the first piece of S. C. RHODE ISLAND RED AND S. C. BLACK MINORCA UGG9 FOR HATCHING Stock for sale. My birds got their share of prizes the last two seasons at York, Carlisle, Middletown, Har rißbrg, Red Lion. Hanover, Steelton and Blglervllle ahows. Satisfaction guaranteed. M. H. HANKS, Stddonaburs, Pa. > ———.^ the coat be was to make and was satis fied. "One piece at a time." he said to himself. "When I get 'em all done I'll sew 'em together by band right here In this handsome little one room flat When the suit Is ready you're to put it on under your prison clothes. Then when you get on the outside you can peel off, stick a bat on your bead and beat it" He laughed softly to him self. "And as for hats," be whispered. "I'll get one swiped. an old castoff kelly from one of the prison offices." The boy wondered at the goodness and kindness that lay bidden In the heart of this old offender against soci ety, who looked almost a monstrosity and yet was as gentle as a child. "Just keep your young noodle clear," advised Bill. "Don't be in any hurry. Whenever you see a chance that prom ises tell me about It, and we'll talk It over. All the time I'll be working on on this suit, and I'm going to make a swell job of it See?" "And suppose I do get out. Bill," sug gested Montgomery, "and 1 patent my inventions and make a fortune, bow am I ever going to repay you?" "Well, I'm fifty years years old. now," replied the burglar. "When 1 get out I'll be sixty-five and still a burglar, perhaps. Mebbe I'll be able to run in on you somewhere and you can help me keep straight, give me a Job, lock mo up at nlgbt and treat me like a human being in tbe daytime. 1 ain't been treated like a human being In so long I've clean forgot bow it feels." The old burglar's face clouded for a moment, and his heavy Jaw clamped tighter. "Say, kid." he said huskily, "never breathe it, will you? I had a boy of my own once. He'd be Just your age If he'd lived. I wanted him to live and that's why I'm here. I needed more money than I could make to send blm to the mountains to be cured of the white bugs—the T. B. I Just had to get the money and so I went in on a bouse breaking Job. Well, the boy didn't get tathe mountains; he died of consumption. The cops got me and I came to this place for my first bit One of the gang hollered and the bulls got all the loot When I got out after my l>it the boy was dead and his mother was—well, she was worse than dead, they told me. It ain't the man who goes to prison that does all the Buffering. It's his wife and babies tbat take the punishment" Both were silent as they finished preparing to answer roll call and march to the mess hall for breakfast "Bill," Montgomery finally suggest ed. "perhaps If I get out and all goes well, I might be able to find your wife and help her. I'd treat her almost as if she was iny own mother." The old burglar put a band on Mont gomery's shoulder. "Boy," he said, "you got a heart of gold." To put the risk of detection at Its minimum Bill Hawkins proceeded with bis task of making the suit of clothes for* bis companion's getaway with such caution that it promised to cover a whole year of work. To steal the cloth, piece by piece, was no easy task. The eyes of the guards were keen and there were con victs who were suspected of doing the work of spies for the prison ofilcials. Every night for a month Bill reported to Montgomery his efforts of the day, and at the end of that time be brought under his blouse enough cloth for the first section of the suit [To be Continued.] FRECKLE-FACE Sun and Wind Bring Out Cgly Spots. How to Remove Easily Here's a chance. Miss Freckle-face, to try a remedy for freckles with the guarantee of a reliable dealer that It will not cost you a penny unless It re moves the .freckles; while If It does give you a clear complexion the ex pense Is trifling. Simply get an ounce of othine— double strength—from any druggist and a fev" applications should show you how easy it is to rid yourself of the homely freckles and get a beau tiful complexion. Rarely is more than one ounce needed for the worst case. 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