i I OUR MERRY MISCELLANY THE CREAM OP HTJMOROtTS STORIES BRIMMED FOB OC3 READERS. ictif roslty F:ipllnrI-"Hoif Spring, Ktrrnal" A Want Stippllel Sevpn. Keasons) A AVIae ncinion Charley (to Clara, who has alrr-niy mten two dishes of ice Oram) "Will you hare another dish, dearP Clara "Thanks, Charley, no more." Charley "Just one more, for my 5-ake?" 1 Clara "Well, for your sake, I will just take one more." To explain the apparent impossibility of Charley ' conduct tt is necessary to add that the conversation did not take place at a restaurant, but at an evening party. Xew Trrk Sun. Hope Sprints Eternal. F.tp An old maid at least seventy years of e ws, helpH into achairintheofr.ee a New York twlirc instil Sh ... see of a New York police justice. very raucn excited. "Do I understand you to say that you think your pocket was picked by young man who sat alongside of you in a Third Avenue car!" asked the justice. "Yes, I'm sure of it. He squeezed me up in the corner so that I could scarcely breathe, and he kept smiling at me, anti smiling at me, aa if he knew m." "Why did you permit him to do that? Why did you not complain to the con ductor!" asked the justice. 'I I" "Out with it.n "I thought perhapt he was he was " "Was -vh-.tr "Going to propose to me."-Sifting. A Want Supplied. A farmer from the romantic repion of the Chenango valley was being shaved in a barber-shop on" Chatham street the other day.when some one spoke to one of the barbers and called him "Count." "What! what's that!" exclaimed the farmer as he sat up on end, with the la ther over his face. "Have you a Count nerec "Yes, sir." "Is he alive P "O. yes." "French or Italian!" "Italian." "By George! but I want him! Here, you. Count are you married f "No, sir." "Good aein ! Want to be spliced P "Maybe I like to." "Of course you do! I've got a gal nineteen years old, who is crazy to marry an Italian Count. She's a handsome, healthy, good-natured, and IH give her 110,000 as a dowry. What d'ye sayP "I'll see about it" 4 "Good ! Goon with your shaving, and arter I'm scraped Til have a talk with you. Woosh! Aunt Jerusha, but I'm in luck! Saves me trottin' that gal clear over to Italy, and we get a husband for her who is both a Count and a barber! Scrape me off quick !" Saw Fork Star. Seven Reasons. The deacon told me a good story the other evening at one of our recular swan- ninflr mstprina TTa Via i3;.n' it had attained the venerable character of a chestnut or not, but he vouched for the literal truth of it. "Fifty years ago," said he, "we ("that is to say my father's family) lived in Northwestern New York. One day there came to our house a poor man whom we had been in the habit of helping in a small way from time to time. We knew, somehow, that he never wore socks. That shocked us children, and we became very curious to learn the reason for his eccen tricity. Father shared our curiosity, and before the old fellow left the house he (father) said to him : " 'Mr. Mann, I don't want to be im pertinent, but I am sure you will not take offense if I ask you why it is that you never wear socks?" " Mr. Deacon,' was the reply, 'I have seven rood reasons for it.' " 'Seven reasons!' exclaimed father. 'Sir, if you will give me seven reasons why you do not wear socks I will give you a $5 gold piece.' "Old Mann's eyes danced. "Well,' he began, 'In the first place I have no socks. Secondly ' " 'Hold on,' cried father, 'you needn't mind the six other reasons. Mother, give Mr. Mann that $) gold piece in the stand drawer.' " Detroit Free Press. A Wise Decision, Several years ago, while the people of West Tennessee were alarmed at the ap proach of yellow fever, Judge F. con vened court at Bolivar. Court had been but a few days in session when the re ports from Memphis caused additional ex citement. There were many witnesses attendant upon court, and, very natural ly, they importuned the judge "to permit mem vj go nome. ine Dusiness part or the community, willing to run any risk - - -- is,"" "". " . lor iue saite oi traae, aeciare.1 that the j - uuaei-ry, ana inai me ais- ea.se was not yeilow fever. A number of physicians with it soon appeared, more j .c-au vlxjmu juugment. repaired to tne jw-'iu tuu a-surtru me juage mat no j aanger oi an epidemic was to be appre hen-led "The disease," said one of the medical gentlemen, "is not yellow fever, but is zipuporastory." "You are wrong, doctor," said another physician, for investigation proves it to to be posurentiscait. " "No," said another doctor, "you are both wrong. I admit that it is not vel. low fever, and that it can never become . in ucici Lfci.ume an epidemic, but is nothing more or less , than an eiaferatwl - j r .wi.i4ii.wwi- Then there arose a heated discussion in which the judge was unable to take a part. He waited patiently until the dis-, (ussioa cooled down, then turning to the j doctors, said : j "I have been much entertained and greatly instructed by the discussion which you geutleuien have so ably i od- ! ducted. I J. not pretend to say lmt' the disease is, fur I am uot versed in such ! Sciences. It may be acut jehussipLat, ! exaggerated pullywog. iuflaluiuatory jiiu i crow or a mild type of epluribus unum, I tut there's oue thiii!? I do know. It' i awful ketchin' and I'm g-jing to adjourn this court." ArlJHMt.e Tractler. I Hid (iain Cut Iim If air. There were uo barbers iu those Uavs and there w.s some of the most fearful and w onderful hair cutting that was ever swn. My hair was red, and very thick, and it had to be cut, A man who nm a buz saw in the mill usually Cut mv h:iir, but about this time be had "several finjjers taken off while monkeying with theaw, and somebody else had" to cut my hair, so a cousin, a vouns- man who lived at our house, said he "would cut it. He went at it with a dull pair of shears, and he probably made the worst job of hair cuttinpr that ever was. In some places he cut it clear down to the scalp, and in other places he left the !hair in bunches. When he pot through with mv hiir, and I looked in the elass I wanted to die. My head looked like an old ox skin robe that has been moth eaten, and chewed by cats. It looked like a fox squirrel that had been shaken to death by a dose. He cut off so much that my hat went right down over my eves. Ariv man who eTcr hsui hl" bT c,lt bo, bv an mPtf "i10 sepmo;1 inspired to do the 7 Jo on rocor.1, can appreciate my I''."1?- . My hair was cut Saturd.iv nicht. and had all dav Sunday fi1f til A hair to grow out, and to get accustomed to myself, and no boy ever prayed for his hair to grow as I did. Monday I went to school. My idea was to get into school just as the bell rung, and not take off my hat till I got to my seat, and th-n bury my face in my book", and never look up, thinking it would blow over before recess. My cousin had told all the boys that he wanted them, as a special favor, to look at my hair, as he had cut it him self. He wanted to build up a reputa tion as a hair cutter that would go thun dering down the ages, and he did. When I pulled my hat off. and the red bristles that had been confined began to raise up. some one of the big boys snorted right out. I think it was my cousin, and I mentally resolved to kill him when I got big enough. Well, that snort was a signal, and every scholar in school jut bursted right out laughing. The teacher was going to work to whip the wholo school for laughing, when he saw my head, and he bursted out. Well, it was no use to try to run that school with that head of hair, so the teacher told me I coma wear my hat. I lived until recess, though how I did it I do not know, ex cept that I had determined to go down to the pond, cut a hole in the ice, and jump in. I thought how sorry the boys would be, when they had to attend my funeral, that they had driven me to a suicide's grave. At recess Susan came to me. She alwavs came to me at recess. My father kept" a grocery, and I always had" an assortment of candy and raisins and dried herring in my pockets, and Susan yearned for me. Some said Susan had a morbid appetite, and at this late day I think she had, though at that time I thought it was me and not the contents of my pockets that she yearned for. As she "ate my raisins and candy she remarked on my improved appearance since I had my hair cut. She said it was all the style East. She had read in a fashion paper, the Brother Jonathan, I think it was, that red hair was more stylish than any other color, and that it was worn short and in scal- lODS. I Was much rpliflvivl ami rrava V,i all my raisins, and before recess was over she had convinced all the bovs that their hair was too long, and they "had all en gaged my cousin to cut their hair that night. I was happy to know that the same bandit who had chewed my hair off was going to cut theirs. So I "decided not to die, anyway, until the next day. The next morning all the boys had their hair cut like mine, some evtn worse, be cause my cousin seemed to want to see how bad he could cut hair when he tried, and there was no more Laughing on the back seats at me. I think I appreciated Susan. Peek's Sun. Notable Long Tunnels. The Simpion tunnel, which will very shortly be commenced, is the most form idable of the gigantic railway connec tions undertaken of late years to facili tate the communications "between Italy and the rest of Europe; and the project suggests a comparative note on the ex isting Alpine tunnels. At the present time the Alps are pierced by three re markably long tunnels, entering Italy from France, Switzerland and the Aus trian Tyrol respectively, and called ac cording to the mountain chains that are traversed, the Mount Cenis, St. Gothard and Arlberg tunnels. Of these Mount Cenis is seven miles and three-quarters in length. Its cost was $13,000,000. The St. Gothard tunnel is nine miles and a quarter in length, and cost 112,500,000, the diminution in expense being owing principally to the more rapid progress of the work by improve ments in the drilling machines. The Arlberg tunnel is shorter than either Mount Cenis or St. Gothard, being only five miles and a half. The last and most formidable rival will be the Simpi on tunnel, by which the existing line from Geneva to Martigni and 3rieg will be carried through the mountain to uuma u ussoia ana so on to .faiiunza or uuiun u issstua ana so on to . Streza on the Lake Maggioro. As this tunnel will be commenced at a much lower level than any of the others it will necessarily be Urge, the rou-h. estimate being twelve miles and a half, and - the j estimated cost somewhere about 120,000.- A Famous uack Doctor. Dr. Lighthill, who died of smallpox at San Antonio, Texas, recently, was the most famous and successful quack in the country. He had a way of drawing crowds and pursuading "them to buy whatever he had to selL He was a strik ingly handsome man of about fortv. and always traveled in Errand stvle" Hi n.ia3 naveieu m graU'I Stvle. lilS income wa fully f I0o,0i0 a vear from i.-i iiv-- auu Luc viik ui i, i rnmi u-in.ttt ai uue lime ne tieppeu. into a bank in Louisville and desired to have quite a large draft cashed. The cashier said he would have to be identified, whereupon the d'jftor handed him a ten-doilar bill and requested him to telegraph to a bank in New York. The reply came back, 'Lighthill all right. Let him have tlOO.OuO if Le wants it." The doctor wore 100,000 worth of diamonds and a :,0W watch. Frequently Le would pick up a crowd of loafer and spend 300 ou them in setting up the champagne. Dur ing the past ten years he vLsirt-d every large town in the South and West wi wa patronized by the best and niuet in telligent people. AiUitU Curutit'Uiut. Colorado has sixty-seven dividend-pay. ing mining companies. a. . NEWS AND NOTES FOR TTCJIEN. Eight feminine physicians art regular practitioners in Paris. Of the 15,900 school teachen in Ne braska, 4,000 are women. Summer homespuns come in diagonals, stripes and plain grounds. The full skirt of last season is again the favorite of young girls. Full skirts and round wait are the features of little girls' frocks. Embroidery decorates the new cotton thin goods in "all over" designs. Newmarkets and long ulsters are worn even by little girls of all ages over six. Dark Russian Green and dark plump or lead are excellent colors for between puits. The new sheer cotton dress fabrics look like old-time bereges, not like lawns nor cambrics. Belt buckles and clasps set in imitation stones are so handsomely finished that they are classed as jewelry. Belts of silver are costly novelties; they are ribbed, chased in rich antique and mediaeval designs, or are plain. Fichus of crepe cross over the bust, one end is cut off where the other crosses it, the latter extending to the waist line. Silver and gold nets, studded with balls of silver and gold, are worn oyer pale-colored satins and brocaded silks. New spring woolens come with canvas-woven grounds, on which are stripes, bars and figures of boucle, velvet and plush. Elamine velours is the name given the new canvas-woven yelvet and boucle striped. figured and barred woolens that are to be worn in the spring. White guimpes will be worn around the necks of colored dresses, with a dog collar of velvet or embroidery fastening them high around the throat It is proverbial that California girls marry well, and an exchange suggests that "this is due to the fact that they can throw gold dult in the eyes of their suit ors. The comfortable walking and house shoe for ladies no longer young is the "nun's" or "sister's shoe." of fine, soft kid, laced ovax the instep and having low heels. Bretelles, cuffs, and hih dog collars of velvet, velvet straps, across full guimpes or blouse waiscoats, and velvet belts are to be used on fine frocks of fine white fabrics. Several ytara ago Senator Ramsey gave his wife the choice of a $00 block in Min neapolis or a spring bonnet. Mrs. Ram sey chose the block, which has just been sold for 90,000. For party dreases for little girls nothing Is prettier than white cashmere, veiling, or chudda cloth, with collars, cuffs and borders of colored or white velvet, frise, or striped plush or Astrakhan. Steps have been takn toward forming an "anti-plumage league" in England, wun a view to cnecKing The wholesale destruction of birds caused by the pres ent fashion of wearing feather ornaments. Crinoline is waging war through the French modistes with ladies of taste, but gains little ground. Worth is using the steels in almost every shape, but cannot get them to accept the bona fide thing. A novelty in watches for ladies are fac-similes of those worn by the court beauties in Louis XV.'s time. Some ol thm have oval gold faces, with enamel numerals, while others have enameled dials, with gold and silver numerals. Mrs. Mary Howett, now eighty-three years old, is in the enjoyment of good health and still engaged in literary work, being a regular contributor to Good Words. She resides at Moran, Austria, iu a beautiful old house, which bears the name of "Marion's Rest." Effective dresses are made entirely of plain tulle in several shades of the same color. Blue arranged in this way is ex ceedingly beautiful, the outer skirt being of blue-white veiling, the deeper tints imparting a cloud-like effect to the cos tume. Shaded ostrich feathers are used r trimming these dresses. American Heraldry. Coats of arms and crests are breaking out on the Cirriages and stationery of Americans in a way that would disgust the college of heralds. Some of the combinations are unique, and display more originality than knowledge of heraldry The latter is a great and pro found science to which men give years of study. Heralds therefore, real heralds, we mean, would be shocked and surprise to see on the panels of some American's coach the arms of France or England. Half of those who have coats of arms made do not know a baton from a quarter of the first, cr the difference between a leopard gules and an ermine passant, or, The man.a for crests and coats of arms is English, we are told. So be it; let us import, then, that other English idea which punishes as impostors those who di-play arms to which they have no title. Bonton Transcript. Dr. Salvia, an Italian surgeon, says it is always possible to transplant a portion of muscular tissue from one animal to another, differences of sp ecies having no effect upon the definite result of the operation. ' Prof. C. A. Donaldson, of Louisville, Ky., the well-known pioneer, in eigh teen years spent 10,000 in trying to get rid of his rheumatism and failed. At last he used St. Jacobs Oil, was cured and sold his crutches. . Mr. Whittier says that yellow is his favorite color, because he can alwavs di ticguish it, while the red apples and green leaves on a tree ail look alike to lam, as far as color is concerned. The late State chemist of Delaware. Prof. Chas. P. Williams, says that lied Star Cough Cure is safe and valuable and contains neither morphia opium nor any other narcotic poison. The price is only tents. J Erastua Corning, of Albacy, rides two hobbies t once bv keeping his collection of 50,0oo butterrlies in Lis greenhouse containing over 1,100 orchids. Ths iuuh r.t-ia Colorado la pe, Uio. Ckxtajw MnncnAxa once forming a part of almost every medicine, are now re garded dangerous and unnecessary. The evils they produce are worse than the diseases they were supposed to cure. Dr. WiLui'i Caxiforsia Vises ar Bit tkrs contains nothing but the juices of plants and cures all disorders of the liver, skin, kidneys, digestive organs, and blood. In the United States there are now 1 37 normal schools, with more than 25,000 pupils. vVfTn a man wrorts his wtf una chDdrn to the depot, btis them rixxt-by for B month tn the country, he should provide them wtt h bot tle of Allen s Lunit KJm, the beet rvraedv in the world for coughs and cold. Price, 2iic 60c. and $1 per bottle, ilPrnnnin. A Bcttau) firm haa been awarded a eon tract to build a railway In Australia for H,0lJu,. '-Hope on. hope ever." How many delicate ladiee there are who, while thev attend to their daily dufiee, do so with aching beads, a sen of fullaeie. pain In the back and de pressed spirit, who are "only keeping about," as the phrane is. fome day they "gn into a de cline." and leave their children motherleen. To such w would aay, "Cheer np." Timely nee of Dr. Pierce" "Favorite Prescription corrects all female iiTegularitiee, weakneeeee, and kindred aflect.ona eanily, pleasantly and quickly. PnorawaoB Fklix AotKKclalms to hare dis covered that heat engenders crime. " A U diseases of lower bowel. In cluding pile tumors, radically cured. H.nk of particulars, 10 cents in stamps. World' Die. pensary (.! icaj Association, 6t8 Main street. Bntlaio, N. Y. Pharo.h. Ohio, boasts of a five-legged Umb and a four-legged duck. frenetklag A beet Catarrh. A crt many people are afflicted with Ca tarrh who do Dot know what ails them ; and a great many more, continue sufferer who might be cured. Thickenincof the membrane which line the aaaal Damages, thua making breathing diffi cult; a discharge from the nostrils, more or leaa copious, w alary or thick, according to the stage of the disease ; a sense of fullness in the head; a constant lnclinatien to spit; and, in advanced cases, a dropping of intensely dis gusting matter into the throat, are a few of the prominent symptoms of Catarrh. Deafness, inflamed eyea,neuralgic pains, sore throat and a loss of sens of snieu, are very often caused by Catarrh. All thee tioubles are cared by Plso's Reme dy for Catarrh, Ralief is had immediately after beginning its use, bat tt Is Important that it be continued without intermission until the catarrhal virus is expelled from the systsm and healthy secretions replace the diseased action of the mucous membrane. Manifestly it is unreasonable to expect a cure in a short time of a disease that has been progressing for months or years. This question of time is provided for In the putting up of Piao'i Remedy for Catarrh. It is o concentrated that a verr small A I. directed. The quantity in one package is suf ficient for a long treatment, consequently the expense is a mere trifle, and there is no excuse for neglect nor reason for it but forgetfulneaa. A cold in the head is relieved bvan apuiica eation of Piso's Remedy for Catarrh. The comfort to be got from it in this way is wortu many times the cost. The following letters are specimens of those received every day. testifying to the worth of Piso s Remedy for Catarrh : !.,. t Au-komsv. Pa.. Sept, 38, 18S5. rol Remedy for Cat-arru is doing wonders for me. I believe it will cure any case of Ca tarrh, if used according to directions. .alas. F. JOHXSOS. tv K, Diamond St. w , f "l"" H'U-W- Va Oct. 30. 1SK5. inclosed find one dollar for two packages of Piso's Remedy for Catarrh. The sample package, received in Jane, gave perfect satis faction. UILL MESSER. HARTrORD Mill, N.T- Aug. S.1S8S. I have used a little over half a package ef Piso's Remedy for Catarrh, and it has helped me more than any of the different medicines 1 have used. I feel co (indent that it will cure me. 1 can and do recommend it to others who are troubled with that disease, 'T- DAMON. A New idea embraced in Ely's Cream Balm. Catarrh is cured by cleansing and healinic, not by drying up. It is not a liquid or snuff, but is easily applied with the linger. Its effect is magical and a thorough treatment will cure the worst, cases. I "rice Hi cents. At druegiets. 6U cents by mail. Ely Bros., Uwego, N. V. I have been troubled with Catarrh of the Dead and throat for the last Hve years. About three years ago I commenced the use Kiy's Cream Balm, and from the first application I was relieved. The sense of smell, w hich had been lost, was restored after using one bottle I have found the K-'m the onlv remedy for Catarrh I have used with satisfaction, and it has accomplished a cure in my case. H. L. Myer. Waverly, Jf. Y. Having used Ely's Cream Balm for about a year. I can say It is Just the thin f,,r ..ri-rh Mias MattieA.Bakcr. Ea-t Templeton. Maes. One word: one step may make or mar one's who e future. Dr. Jones' Red Clover Tonic is the proper move when you have dyspepsia, had breath, piles, pimples, ague, malaria, low spir its, headache, or any stomach or liver i roubles. 50 cents. A 50 cent bottle of Dr. Bigelow'g Positive Cure will promptly and thoroughly cure the worst case of recent cough, cold, or throat or lung trouble. Buy the dollar bottle for chronic canes. Pleasant to take. The best Ankle Boot and Collar Pads are made of sine and leather. Try them. Bronchitis is cured by frequent small dose of Pi-o'sCure for Consumption. "B JMWWMy SB JVe rm opiates, JSmetica Ss4 SAFE. SURE. -. 25 PROMPT. "Ka nt4Lit t. ?oht re. si m son. an. .3 is I U I r dill 'A Wrr-Tr-ft a. , vans it BLir is bt.i.iai las caaauia a. OhH.ua tuaAj.iLaoax.au. Fl JVr Ma. Iwsumi 'itoe,, B.ms IHiED.TAR T"A W MARK. (Taufan(tu5k crjiicoBs nil j u uTinn J D ) f ilCo.'TP) r ) o 1 rtn Mi"ii :l ""' "yr.rUtS I en vumrss . t BwiwHuja...... ii .I ,,,, A Batnrs! cnltir, that dsffes 1ete-tinn, (ra bv Buckingham' I've frr the hiker lesdlng physicians teetify to the valte of Ayer Cherry Pectoral, as a specific for colda TRIM were 4..107 new books published In Xligland last year. The purest, sweetest and best Cod Liver Oil tn the world, manufactured from fresh, health livers, npon the seiu-hore. It Is absolutely pure and sweet. I'nlients who have once taken It prefer tt to all others. Phvslcians have de cided tt superior to any of the other oils in market. Made by Caswell, Hazard Co., New York. t'Rsr-PRn BAMt77itce, plmpl-and rongh kln cured by using Juniper Tar Soap, made by Caswell, lias ni Jt Co., NewYork. One pair of boot ran bt saved yearly by Us lng Lyun's t'alent Metallic Heel Stlffeners. tf afflicted with sore eyes use Dr. Isaao Thompson's Eye Water. Iinigglsts sell It. Sfs;. The fecre ef LtvHtg. Scovru.'s ttuiriiuiu, oa Biax.d aro I.rrwa Svsrr, will cure Scrofulous Tslnt. Rheumatism, White Swelling, tJout. Goitre, Consumption, Bron chitis, Nervous Debility. Mslaria, mt all diseases arising from an Impure t'ondltlon of the blond. Certi ficates can be presented from many leading physi cians, ministers, anil heads of families throughout the land, endorsing It In ins highest teraia We are constantly In receipt of certificates of cures from Ute most reliable sources, snd we recommend tt ss the best known remedy fur the cure of the above diseases. Taa brightest life has its shadowy side. "As a Last esol1,, A Little Girl in Albany, N. Y., Terribly Afflicted, Wonderfully Cured. One of the most remarkable cures of scrofula en record Is that of the little daughter of Mr. M. J. Qulnn. No. SB yirstrtreet, Albany. She was afflicted with scrofula from birth, and physician laid It would be better for her It she was dead. Her father says I "She had thirteen running sores' on her body, be sides being absolutely blind for months. She lost the use of her limbs and could not walk i in fact, was a mere nkeletnn wasting away. The smell from the sores was terrible. Seeing In a newspaper some rases of scrofula cured by Hood's Sarsapartlla I said to myself, 'I will try a bottle as a last resort." When she had taken the first half bottle I could see a r hangs hi her, and when the whole bottle was taken the ataeesscs almost entirely healed wlta the aid of Hood's Olive Ointment, which I must say Is thetsesi I ever used. I kept oa giving her Hood's Saraapa rtlla, till now she Is well and healthy, running around. She has a splendid appetite." Hood's Sarsapartlla Sold by all druggtsta SI ; six for gj. Prepared only ny v. L HOOD a CO., Apothecaries, Lowell. Xa I OO Doses One Dollar CONTAGIOUS! t am a aatrvs ef Cngtaad. and wane T ww hi as w.u-v I catractca a terrible klMal jSna. u4 far twe years wss under Ipmstil m aa o.i s.i sa nest at NatusghtMB Baa pi 10. Bteaa4. M srss eursa. I auitftrva tfcs ssest tt paslaa la mr kowM. aat was mrW wit ail aver my aev SB Uaua. naally I casipletsly lost ail koe ta utat country. aaU tailed for assansa. aarf was traated at Roosevelt la tkla . aa wal as by a eoswasst pkTticiaa la Sew York aavtag aaa aactaaa vlu taa hwsalkala 1 saw tne aUverwaeexat ef SwTs SaerMh-. aad I determined to give it a trial. I tawa six battles asd sjursly. 1 -aa ear wiia (real joy uu nwr aaea nuH ay It a. as aoaaa aai .4 wosi as t aver was as New Tork City, 'uae Uta, HSS. Treatise na Flood and Sxia Diseases mailed fro. Ts fsin snKirtc Co-. Drawer 4, AUaata, Oa K. V . 187 w. fed at. IFAGE'S LIQUID GLUE MENDS EVERYTHING Wood. Lrf-athT. 1 tvt Itd nr GUi, ''run, iu-ni turf. Bnc-ft Mr-. Ac. Strong at Ires, Solid u ft Bock. The total quantity sntrt doriitf ta past ft vtjarw amount t or 32 ,r MILLION All (1a'r rm It. A wirdM TWO GOLD MEDALS. Prnnonnrvssi 8tTonwt ilum known Cmtiins i. KnL . ,or mi1 n rut b m-uL Htm la Ckmexti o. OUiucsur.Maj. Oft-n lrknM .-. th llttl ehiM In itxcl, a con dttloa that tt ranoot aMtmltat hi-Hrty ft.. Such a on fthuulil at unct itmmue tixe uaa of RMk a ! a a Jaily It will aoon rvirtore ib ilijr- tiv onran. to th-ir nurmai enti'lItiiMi. and will iv all DeVNjr.j oirvmih. All dnnocUu sell it an 1 soui M.--ra. Put up In tVnjr aijj- JSe. and uyairiu. BiOcpmyTWrecorT.flr -205 .0O Ti bf it ni it test unfinq pLbliihet. flCPI ONLY. tWm?4 saack.ry. 1 DIM- L T A B I k rUUOI s aoo b aiall VKsl.tD. FKiK. ' .Hl.t MfcUlCAl. CO.. 81KF1LO, X. V BKBILlTI mW PKaaLtsftsssP aaCAl. A lifaaxpariwaesW sUigrut m4 iimi mtm. Tria. paah as. Saa tttajaW tor sarsuaMl MrUSk irs. AtMraaa, Dr. WARD tfcCO 1.4tlhla.a, 10. WELL BORING bnUllltw ts.'M!ht$. T.cs f-,r .! kinos of w. ,i as..nrf LOOMIS 4 N VMAN, 7 IFFIM, OHIO. KIDDER'S PASTILLEsiSSilllSi sUWWBsJUli. I 1 til tat ... M " " s es-jv-. .s v uuuiu ptvillliafl, DJ aVU v aasa- iutf. K'r fuii iam,uiarst. fjl- auarvM at oor, cil.-sT Aur s'o.. IS ct-mrai ac, ttoaton. Maa., Bom Ji.0. mm mm wm wm a bonk worth $n. n I Aur FR EE Lu YE B B B BtaJ slw Newark. N J. Send stamps fur ra rj ..'. DM! Great English Gout and Uiair SrillSi Rheumatic Remtdy. ,al Hoi, l.iil reaad. a cl s. PENSIONS Writ 1 fcmrinain. INCHEASED 1 Ait y. Wiuft n, ! C.: npVn S-wH jrir ft Praf. UaaUr'a nia-trat-4 Nu. U fte LrsW HU114, Sw DiiaiM. aad Mmu -'i.au4j MaataaaU it a A. mr 1 Jlrn " " JWh 1111 Tn BEST AN STKONCCST nlaater la I taction fremCouhs, Colds and Pneumo- tn. wona bscau. it Sotn... ttrtsyl.taa, eia. 7 o TIIE BE31 AXsU CHEAPEST COUGH or GROUP REMEDY. AS AN EXPECTORANT IT HAS NO EQUAL Th. it, sirin.- a r' :iic.lr for i c s-l' MPl'i' aaf LI .Nit LMK vK .li.mlil arcure tl Lu-f SI bottiea. Price, 25c, 50c. and SI per Botlls. SOLD JY ALL MEDICINE" DEALERS St J U-M ViNEGAR BiTTEES lathe treat Htood Purifier sm! I.lfe-rlvlnr rrini lpj; a tiit!o l'ur!4!iva sjjd Toulr; a pcrtex Kenovstor sntl I nvii-i irati.r ul the system. In Vinegar IIKtere there Is viiallty but oo alcoholic or mineral pcisua. lHaea.ee of the Skin, of whatever amis or uature, srw literaJlr liiiir up anil carried osil oi the system ilia short lime hy the use of Iheltttterm. . Inearar Itlttrr aliavs feverishness. It re tleves, and In time cim-s I JieuitiMiaui, ouralji, Uotit, and aimlirpiu'iiull'','S. Vlnecar Hitters) cures ComrtJiiatjm and prevents I'iarrhcea. Piever before has a nwtlklne been row poundexl poe-sslDH tlio puwer ot Vuibua Hit ters to henj the sii k, Send for either of our valuable reTerersw books for I .'lies, for fiirmern, for merchant, our Metlical Trvtle on Mseaitee, or our t'aiechlsnt on Intemperance and Tobacco, which last should be read bv every child aud youth iu th lnL Any two or the atve books maile.1 frve oa receipt of four cents for tviristrauou lets. Kll. McOonsidDrug Co., Ml WashtntonStK.T. Consumption Can Be C uracil iH ALL'S LUNGS. BALSAEV3 w"rt C'flnmfttl-n. f'nltla, Pnaamanla. law flatma. .irttai-tiini llctli-uHlfH limtt.-bltleK Maur-fN, Atihma, H hawplnf ( ana. tt and alt liart.sra at iha Rfm h'Mai Or. an It aooilira anU lt-t.ia, t..e Hfniamii aC la) !." inrtunisM "r d pooitf;i l lb 4ia nnd rt-va'ta tha niariC wviM a4 t)f nincao at-rfMa th i'K-at hi'h irfarapiif It. i anittp'tan ( an Ittrtirairla tuauaal v. II AI.I.'H HAI l wtt) car ym. vvm taiMHCa nrlwMiarial tnttt. CrSB':Br'Tni.,a;a kcl, -"r:zzzra J) Writ fr irvularl s-sttjr ftithi tnt ttH n what von want. H. W. PA i K t Smj.S". I'rawer 1V. Ei.m4 N. Y., or w V'rH tltT. kuiu-rn Airnts. iULi- IXariii tt Co.. Ht-wton, MpsA. Our putoU-ti Vtrticai ttuilfr will ttut prima. No daiif'T ul burntiiaT Ouea. I CURE FITS! Wfepn 1 aa? t-urt I Jo nut Kn mT-ir t ttop thni for a urn uxd titn bvv ib-m rrtiirn ariun. I mean a ra-lt'-aj cur). I ha tut ti rtifi ur rrs, ki i LfcKMf or FALLiXi hH-kNI-M a iit-Unc atudy. I Wavrraal 017 rrn-j toure tbe ur( rn", bcanaa Hhen bava f aJfwi iaao raiMa for not uo re--ivmsr a eura. tnd at oncti for atrMliiw and a Krw fWitri of n iafai:ibia rrDiT. ot-a ipr- an-1 roi Uirlca. X.oo-:a oo aKbiaaT for a. trial, .cd t w ; il nira Ton. Aaslraaa Da. U. Q. JUtjf. fwvi but HYurk, No Ropt to Cut Off Horses' Manos leoratv-a " r.L 11 ! K ' II Al.TKri mmm nniui.b t amaineda t aaa-it be- HilniMil bV SLT1V iiirw xam. HaJtr u any part of C. A. !.. tu rpwipc ft L sji.i bT ail vl Htrr. niriwar" ami uartita 1 . r. Fpriai dtacount to una IraUa. arna inr rn-uiT. j. rn-urnorsEa Uacaraiar N. V. li is ft 1 -ii n an 1 1 VJ cuais hiti ait ii.il liiti. 1 ; BestCoush Syrup. Tiri. Use I In lime. s.,i,l bv lnii;vls. i-'l las.V.ts-.ta; ! 1.1 f . f,10RPHINEo,d ADVICE FRKK. OR. J. C HOFFMAN, Jeflerson, Wisconsin. ' f Aa activ Mas or Woman la raaiy . Vi-ountv cu tea uttr axMl. aaiarr Hi. r Issis aod Lxpenaca t p-u m ail- baa. Btaadaril suvr-wax Co. itaLou, r -aa mnce. an tsuof uiiui t llki: rart cu sra TEURSTOFS KIOOfflFOWDER Kprvlnc Teeclt Prrf'rrt aod (iimi llt-altkf MITCH KLL'- P-r(aralvd Br.Udaar.aT I'.aaifrs -.ura a.l .V Lost tad f am, san iwiii tu i-r tuavt cold -Hr bwiweeu luo u jaliiara. bolii PATFMTP ObLainaA Saai ta:nD toe "CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH." Tha Original and Onlv t.railne, lata mm4 slw... iteiii tt n rth I l.t'm... 1.1i.m.mi u. LADIES. Aaa i.r.((M IM " t kkhMtrr. t a.lua od lu a. wOmt r .u- m M. '"MM M 4. r-.r 1.1,, 1 itu h m.is amtL RAMI PAPER, llil'linurlk..,..! Co., S 1 1 Malle.a aaasra, fkilaa Pa. Sets fcv Drarsla everrwhera. 4U tr 1'aibaa Mr'. Laclult'' tu.ajrval fills. Tui . uw. PJ" i'J JL i."V7"C3 TIT SFJ " t I1VWH1TAT1.I1 ht.M Taa ara ajlowea are trial of thirty day of Iba ttctf cfLr. Py i, r:tii Voliitc rVli w;a iinc !. prna.)ry Appi,AU"r-, for tti-s t;jr!r n '.n-t auj per maaatcura .f SsmtMs lLh'y. Ua of I tratiy ami M i-ilti, ajivl all k:n'1rel rroiblfka. Also f'r n.on ocritriilst ajst i. Cumpiftt rests )ra:;;n to hralitt, Vkt. ani S:aal.i .tiurunuf-i. o r.it is uifurrfii. Illua Cracti p.i'r h'r n tnr,'lt p mail! fr, t'T avl wiln VOLTAIC UkLT t'Ut M-u-a-i-Ul, )lu.k. y TCntilTTi-ii-sf ts,'A ti C.A LlLul tall CGl CEHTS FXX?QmTZ It Contains no Opium In Any Form. AI I.IV S I.I Ml Htl.tM in Ihres PotU.'s. Price nils. .Ml i .-lit- nn.l. r.T llnttle. 1 he Jil nt M,f ils .1 inuirM.ir tin a,-,-. Mitni'latl-MI sJf zrEZ3ir.?7zi aX a sUS Wi aaf Ss J " . a WJ iJI a a m v fri. r: u bi tia Tb. FTH bKAXD SilCiEB U-s-lrt w,rfm,f. . J .-1 W drr aUi.unla.sunt Tb. a. Fi..lI.L sUiKiK i,,ikm:,, ,: injmmi;.mia.ajtii tWwara of laiaaiixsa. ..,;, ,Va,r, ..u T.j -rua Brssd ' naMSm. riom.-.-.l C...-Jtrw. JJ (u.r t .. ,.'.," ckach,ideache, Crick, Sciatica. Rheumatism, Neuralgia. Kidney Pains, titch, Wrencheaand Strains. Female Pains, Stiff Muaclea,Weaktuna;a,kore -.4 Chest, Cramps, and all ner sous, sharp or dull pains, 1 local or deep-seated are In- etantlr expelled. Sure pro Mop iwtwv are so.d .rnts,
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