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OUR MERRY MISCELLANY
THE CREAM OP HTJMOROtTS STORIES
BRIMMED FOB OC3 READERS.
ictif roslty F:ipllnrI-"Hoif Spring,
Ktrrnal" A Want Stippllel
Sevpn. Keasons) A AVIae ncinion
Charley (to Clara, who has alrr-niy
mten two dishes of ice Oram) "Will
you hare another dish, dearP
Clara "Thanks, Charley, no more."
Charley "Just one more, for my
5-ake?" 1
Clara "Well, for your sake, I will just
take one more."
To explain the apparent impossibility
of Charley ' conduct tt is necessary to add
that the conversation did not take place
at a restaurant, but at an evening party.
Xew Trrk Sun.
Hope Sprints Eternal. F.tp
An old maid at least seventy years of
e ws, helpH into achairintheofr.ee
a New York twlirc instil Sh ...
see
of a New York police justice.
very raucn excited.
"Do I understand you to say that you
think your pocket was picked by young
man who sat alongside of you in a Third
Avenue car!" asked the justice.
"Yes, I'm sure of it. He squeezed me
up in the corner so that I could scarcely
breathe, and he kept smiling at me, anti
smiling at me, aa if he knew m."
"Why did you permit him to do that?
Why did you not complain to the con
ductor!" asked the justice.
'I I"
"Out with it.n
"I thought perhapt he was he was "
"Was -vh-.tr
"Going to propose to me."-Sifting.
A Want Supplied.
A farmer from the romantic repion of
the Chenango valley was being shaved in
a barber-shop on" Chatham street the
other day.when some one spoke to one of
the barbers and called him "Count."
"What! what's that!" exclaimed the
farmer as he sat up on end, with the la
ther over his face. "Have you a Count
nerec
"Yes, sir."
"Is he alive P
"O. yes."
"French or Italian!"
"Italian."
"By George! but I want him! Here,
you. Count are you married f
"No, sir."
"Good aein ! Want to be spliced P
"Maybe I like to."
"Of course you do! I've got a gal
nineteen years old, who is crazy to marry
an Italian Count. She's a handsome,
healthy, good-natured, and IH give her
110,000 as a dowry. What d'ye sayP
"I'll see about it"
4 "Good ! Goon with your shaving, and
arter I'm scraped Til have a talk with
you. Woosh! Aunt Jerusha, but I'm in
luck! Saves me trottin' that gal clear
over to Italy, and we get a husband for
her who is both a Count and a barber!
Scrape me off quick !" Saw Fork Star.
Seven Reasons.
The deacon told me a good story the
other evening at one of our recular swan-
ninflr mstprina TTa Via i3;.n'
it had attained the venerable character of
a chestnut or not, but he vouched for
the literal truth of it.
"Fifty years ago," said he, "we ("that
is to say my father's family) lived in
Northwestern New York. One day there
came to our house a poor man whom we
had been in the habit of helping in a
small way from time to time. We knew,
somehow, that he never wore socks. That
shocked us children, and we became very
curious to learn the reason for his eccen
tricity. Father shared our curiosity, and
before the old fellow left the house he
(father) said to him :
" 'Mr. Mann, I don't want to be im
pertinent, but I am sure you will not
take offense if I ask you why it is that
you never wear socks?"
" Mr. Deacon,' was the reply, 'I have
seven rood reasons for it.'
" 'Seven reasons!' exclaimed father.
'Sir, if you will give me seven reasons
why you do not wear socks I will give
you a $5 gold piece.'
"Old Mann's eyes danced.
"Well,' he began, 'In the first place I
have no socks. Secondly '
" 'Hold on,' cried father, 'you needn't
mind the six other reasons. Mother,
give Mr. Mann that $) gold piece in the
stand drawer.' " Detroit Free Press.
A Wise Decision,
Several years ago, while the people of
West Tennessee were alarmed at the ap
proach of yellow fever, Judge F. con
vened court at Bolivar. Court had been
but a few days in session when the re
ports from Memphis caused additional ex
citement. There were many witnesses
attendant upon court, and, very natural
ly, they importuned the judge "to permit
mem vj go nome. ine Dusiness part or
the community, willing to run any risk
- - -- is,"" "". " .
lor iue saite oi traae, aeciare.1 that the j
- uuaei-ry, ana inai me ais-
ea.se was not yeilow fever. A number of
physicians with it soon appeared, more j
.c-au vlxjmu juugment. repaired to tne
jw-'iu tuu a-surtru me juage mat no j
aanger oi an epidemic was to be appre
hen-led
"The disease," said one of the medical
gentlemen, "is not yellow fever, but is
zipuporastory."
"You are wrong, doctor," said another
physician, for investigation proves it to
to be posurentiscait. "
"No," said another doctor, "you are
both wrong. I admit that it is not vel.
low fever, and that it can never become
. in ucici Lfci.ume
an epidemic, but is nothing more or less ,
than an eiaferatwl
- j r .wi.i4ii.wwi-
Then there arose a heated discussion in
which the judge was unable to take a
part. He waited patiently until the dis-,
(ussioa cooled down, then turning to the j
doctors, said : j
"I have been much entertained and
greatly instructed by the discussion
which you geutleuien have so ably i od- !
ducted. I J. not pretend to say lmt'
the disease is, fur I am uot versed in such !
Sciences. It may be acut jehussipLat, !
exaggerated pullywog. iuflaluiuatory jiiu i
crow or a mild type of epluribus unum, I
tut there's oue thiii!? I do know. It' i
awful ketchin' and I'm g-jing to adjourn
this court." ArlJHMt.e Tractler. I
Hid (iain Cut Iim If air.
There were uo barbers iu those Uavs
and there w.s some of the most fearful
and w onderful hair cutting that was ever
swn. My hair was red, and very thick,
and it had to be cut, A man who nm a
buz saw in the mill usually Cut mv h:iir,
but about this time be had "several finjjers
taken off while monkeying with theaw,
and somebody else had" to cut my hair,
so a cousin, a vouns- man who lived at
our house, said he "would cut it. He
went at it with a dull pair of shears, and
he probably made the worst job of hair
cuttinpr that ever was. In some places
he cut it clear down to the scalp, and in
other places he left the !hair in bunches.
When he pot through with mv hiir, and
I looked in the elass I wanted to die.
My head looked like an old ox skin robe
that has been moth eaten, and chewed
by cats. It looked like a fox squirrel
that had been shaken to death by a dose.
He cut off so much that my hat went
right down over my eves. Ariv man who
eTcr hsui hl" bT c,lt bo, bv an
mPtf "i10 sepmo;1 inspired to do the
7 Jo on rocor.1, can appreciate my
I''."1?- . My hair was cut Saturd.iv
nicht. and had all dav Sunday
fi1f til A
hair to grow out, and to get accustomed
to myself, and no boy ever prayed for
his hair to grow as I did. Monday I
went to school. My idea was to get into
school just as the bell rung, and not take
off my hat till I got to my seat, and th-n
bury my face in my book", and never look
up, thinking it would blow over before
recess. My cousin had told all the boys
that he wanted them, as a special favor,
to look at my hair, as he had cut it him
self. He wanted to build up a reputa
tion as a hair cutter that would go thun
dering down the ages, and he did. When
I pulled my hat off. and the red bristles
that had been confined began to raise
up. some one of the big boys snorted
right out. I think it was my cousin,
and I mentally resolved to kill him when
I got big enough. Well, that snort was
a signal, and every scholar in school jut
bursted right out laughing. The teacher
was going to work to whip the wholo
school for laughing, when he saw my
head, and he bursted out. Well, it was
no use to try to run that school with that
head of hair, so the teacher told me I
coma wear my hat. I lived until recess,
though how I did it I do not know, ex
cept that I had determined to go down
to the pond, cut a hole in
the ice, and jump in. I thought
how sorry the boys would be, when
they had to attend my funeral, that
they had driven me to a suicide's grave.
At recess Susan came to me. She alwavs
came to me at recess. My father kept" a
grocery, and I always had" an assortment
of candy and raisins and dried herring in
my pockets, and Susan yearned for me.
Some said Susan had a morbid appetite,
and at this late day I think she had,
though at that time I thought it was me
and not the contents of my pockets that
she yearned for. As she "ate my raisins
and candy she remarked on my improved
appearance since I had my hair cut. She
said it was all the style East. She had
read in a fashion paper, the Brother
Jonathan, I think it was, that red hair
was more stylish than any other color,
and that it was worn short and in scal-
lODS. I Was much rpliflvivl ami rrava V,i
all my raisins, and before recess was over
she had convinced all the bovs that their
hair was too long, and they "had all en
gaged my cousin to cut their hair that
night. I was happy to know that the
same bandit who had chewed my hair off
was going to cut theirs. So I "decided
not to die, anyway, until the next day.
The next morning all the boys had their
hair cut like mine, some evtn worse, be
cause my cousin seemed to want to see
how bad he could cut hair when he tried,
and there was no more Laughing on the
back seats at me. I think I appreciated
Susan. Peek's Sun.
Notable Long Tunnels.
The Simpion tunnel, which will very
shortly be commenced, is the most form
idable of the gigantic railway connec
tions undertaken of late years to facili
tate the communications "between Italy
and the rest of Europe; and the project
suggests a comparative note on the ex
isting Alpine tunnels. At the present
time the Alps are pierced by three re
markably long tunnels, entering Italy
from France, Switzerland and the Aus
trian Tyrol respectively, and called ac
cording to the mountain chains that are
traversed, the Mount Cenis, St. Gothard
and Arlberg tunnels. Of these Mount
Cenis is seven miles and three-quarters
in length. Its cost was $13,000,000.
The St. Gothard tunnel is nine miles
and a quarter in length, and cost
112,500,000, the diminution in expense
being owing principally to the more
rapid progress of the work by improve
ments in the drilling machines. The
Arlberg tunnel is shorter than either
Mount Cenis or St. Gothard, being only
five miles and a half. The last and
most formidable rival will be the Simpi
on tunnel, by which the existing line
from Geneva to Martigni and 3rieg will
be carried through the mountain to
uuma u ussoia ana so on to .faiiunza or
uuiun u issstua ana so on to .
Streza on the Lake Maggioro. As this
tunnel will be commenced at a much
lower level than any of the others it will
necessarily be Urge, the rou-h. estimate
being twelve miles and a half, and - the
j estimated cost somewhere about 120,000.-
A Famous uack Doctor.
Dr. Lighthill, who died of smallpox
at San Antonio, Texas, recently, was the
most famous and successful quack in the
country. He had a way of drawing
crowds and pursuading "them to buy
whatever he had to selL He was a strik
ingly handsome man of about fortv. and
always traveled in Errand stvle" Hi
n.ia3 naveieu m graU'I Stvle. lilS
income wa fully f I0o,0i0 a vear from
i.-i iiv-- auu Luc viik ui i, i rnmi u-in.ttt
ai uue lime ne tieppeu. into a bank in
Louisville and desired to have quite a
large draft cashed. The cashier said he
would have to be identified, whereupon
the d'jftor handed him a ten-doilar bill
and requested him to telegraph to a bank
in New York. The reply came back,
'Lighthill all right. Let him have
tlOO.OuO if Le wants it." The doctor
wore 100,000 worth of diamonds and a
:,0W watch. Frequently Le would pick
up a crowd of loafer and spend 300 ou
them in setting up the champagne. Dur
ing the past ten years he vLsirt-d every
large town in the South and West wi
wa patronized by the best and niuet in
telligent people. AiUitU Curutit'Uiut.
Colorado has sixty-seven dividend-pay.
ing mining companies.
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NEWS AND NOTES FOR TTCJIEN.
Eight feminine physicians art regular
practitioners in Paris.
Of the 15,900 school teachen in Ne
braska, 4,000 are women.
Summer homespuns come in diagonals,
stripes and plain grounds.
The full skirt of last season is again
the favorite of young girls.
Full skirts and round wait are the
features of little girls' frocks.
Embroidery decorates the new cotton
thin goods in "all over" designs.
Newmarkets and long ulsters are worn
even by little girls of all ages over six.
Dark Russian Green and dark plump
or lead are excellent colors for between
puits.
The new sheer cotton dress fabrics look
like old-time bereges, not like lawns nor
cambrics.
Belt buckles and clasps set in imitation
stones are so handsomely finished that
they are classed as jewelry.
Belts of silver are costly novelties;
they are ribbed, chased in rich antique
and mediaeval designs, or are plain.
Fichus of crepe cross over the bust, one
end is cut off where the other crosses it,
the latter extending to the waist line.
Silver and gold nets, studded with
balls of silver and gold, are worn oyer
pale-colored satins and brocaded silks.
New spring woolens come with canvas-woven
grounds, on which are stripes,
bars and figures of boucle, velvet and
plush.
Elamine velours is the name given the
new canvas-woven yelvet and boucle
striped. figured and barred woolens that
are to be worn in the spring.
White guimpes will be worn around
the necks of colored dresses, with a dog
collar of velvet or embroidery fastening
them high around the throat
It is proverbial that California girls
marry well, and an exchange suggests
that "this is due to the fact that they can
throw gold dult in the eyes of their suit
ors. The comfortable walking and house
shoe for ladies no longer young is the
"nun's" or "sister's shoe." of fine, soft
kid, laced ovax the instep and having low
heels.
Bretelles, cuffs, and hih dog collars
of velvet, velvet straps, across full
guimpes or blouse waiscoats, and velvet
belts are to be used on fine frocks of fine
white fabrics.
Several ytara ago Senator Ramsey gave
his wife the choice of a $00 block in Min
neapolis or a spring bonnet. Mrs. Ram
sey chose the block, which has just been
sold for 90,000.
For party dreases for little girls nothing
Is prettier than white cashmere, veiling,
or chudda cloth, with collars, cuffs and
borders of colored or white velvet, frise,
or striped plush or Astrakhan.
Steps have been takn toward forming
an "anti-plumage league" in England,
wun a view to cnecKing The wholesale
destruction of birds caused by the pres
ent fashion of wearing feather ornaments.
Crinoline is waging war through the
French modistes with ladies of taste, but
gains little ground. Worth is using the
steels in almost every shape, but cannot
get them to accept the bona fide thing.
A novelty in watches for ladies are
fac-similes of those worn by the court
beauties in Louis XV.'s time. Some ol
thm have oval gold faces, with enamel
numerals, while others have enameled
dials, with gold and silver numerals.
Mrs. Mary Howett, now eighty-three
years old, is in the enjoyment of good
health and still engaged in literary work,
being a regular contributor to Good
Words. She resides at Moran, Austria,
iu a beautiful old house, which bears the
name of "Marion's Rest."
Effective dresses are made entirely of
plain tulle in several shades of the same
color. Blue arranged in this way is ex
ceedingly beautiful, the outer skirt being
of blue-white veiling, the deeper tints
imparting a cloud-like effect to the cos
tume. Shaded ostrich feathers are used
r trimming these dresses.
American Heraldry.
Coats of arms and crests are breaking
out on the Cirriages and stationery of
Americans in a way that would disgust
the college of heralds. Some of the
combinations are unique, and display
more originality than knowledge of
heraldry The latter is a great and pro
found science to which men give years of
study. Heralds therefore, real heralds,
we mean, would be shocked and surprise
to see on the panels of some American's
coach the arms of France or England.
Half of those who have coats of arms
made do not know a baton from a quarter
of the first, cr the difference between a
leopard gules and an ermine passant, or,
The man.a for crests and coats of arms is
English, we are told. So be it; let us
import, then, that other English idea
which punishes as impostors those who
di-play arms to which they have no title.
Bonton Transcript.
Dr. Salvia, an Italian surgeon, says it
is always possible to transplant a portion
of muscular tissue from one animal to
another, differences of sp ecies having no
effect upon the definite result of the
operation.
' Prof. C. A. Donaldson, of Louisville,
Ky., the well-known pioneer, in eigh
teen years spent 10,000 in trying to get
rid of his rheumatism and failed. At
last he used St. Jacobs Oil, was cured
and sold his crutches. .
Mr. Whittier says that yellow is his
favorite color, because he can alwavs di
ticguish it, while the red apples and
green leaves on a tree ail look alike to
lam, as far as color is concerned.
The late State chemist of Delaware.
Prof. Chas. P. Williams, says that lied
Star Cough Cure is safe and valuable and
contains neither morphia opium nor any
other narcotic poison. The price is only
tents. J
Erastua Corning, of Albacy, rides two
hobbies t once bv keeping his collection
of 50,0oo butterrlies in Lis greenhouse
containing over 1,100 orchids.
Ths iuuh r.t-ia Colorado la pe, Uio.
Ckxtajw MnncnAxa once forming a
part of almost every medicine, are now re
garded dangerous and unnecessary. The
evils they produce are worse than the
diseases they were supposed to cure. Dr.
WiLui'i Caxiforsia Vises ar Bit
tkrs contains nothing but the juices of
plants and cures all disorders of the
liver, skin, kidneys, digestive organs,
and blood.
In the United States there are now 1 37
normal schools, with more than 25,000
pupils.
vVfTn a man wrorts his wtf una chDdrn to
the depot, btis them rixxt-by for B month tn
the country, he should provide them wtt h bot
tle of Allen s Lunit KJm, the beet rvraedv in
the world for coughs and cold. Price, 2iic
60c. and $1 per bottle, ilPrnnnin.
A Bcttau) firm haa been awarded a eon
tract to build a railway In Australia for H,0lJu,.
'-Hope on. hope ever." How many delicate
ladiee there are who, while thev attend to
their daily dufiee, do so with aching beads, a
sen of fullaeie. pain In the back and de
pressed spirit, who are "only keeping about,"
as the phrane is. fome day they "gn into a de
cline." and leave their children motherleen.
To such w would aay, "Cheer np." Timely
nee of Dr. Pierce" "Favorite Prescription
corrects all female iiTegularitiee, weakneeeee,
and kindred aflect.ona eanily, pleasantly and
quickly.
PnorawaoB Fklix AotKKclalms to hare dis
covered that heat engenders crime.
" A U diseases of lower bowel. In
cluding pile tumors, radically cured. H.nk of
particulars, 10 cents in stamps. World' Die.
pensary (.! icaj Association, 6t8 Main street.
Bntlaio, N. Y.
Pharo.h. Ohio, boasts of a five-legged Umb
and a four-legged duck.
frenetklag A beet Catarrh.
A crt many people are afflicted with Ca
tarrh who do Dot know what ails them ; and a
great many more, continue sufferer who
might be cured.
Thickenincof the membrane which line the
aaaal Damages, thua making breathing diffi
cult; a discharge from the nostrils, more or
leaa copious, w alary or thick, according to the
stage of the disease ; a sense of fullness in the
head; a constant lnclinatien to spit; and, in
advanced cases, a dropping of intensely dis
gusting matter into the throat, are a few of the
prominent symptoms of Catarrh.
Deafness, inflamed eyea,neuralgic pains, sore
throat and a loss of sens of snieu, are very
often caused by Catarrh.
All thee tioubles are cared by Plso's Reme
dy for Catarrh, Ralief is had immediately
after beginning its use, bat tt Is Important that
it be continued without intermission until the
catarrhal virus is expelled from the systsm
and healthy secretions replace the diseased
action of the mucous membrane. Manifestly
it is unreasonable to expect a cure in a short
time of a disease that has been progressing for
months or years.
This question of time is provided for In the
putting up of Piao'i Remedy for Catarrh. It is
o concentrated that a verr small A I.
directed. The quantity in one package is suf
ficient for a long treatment, consequently the
expense is a mere trifle, and there is no excuse
for neglect nor reason for it but forgetfulneaa.
A cold in the head is relieved bvan apuiica
eation of Piso's Remedy for Catarrh. The
comfort to be got from it in this way is wortu
many times the cost.
The following letters are specimens of those
received every day. testifying to the worth of
Piso s Remedy for Catarrh :
!.,. t Au-komsv. Pa.. Sept, 38, 18S5.
rol Remedy for Cat-arru is doing wonders
for me. I believe it will cure any case of Ca
tarrh, if used according to directions.
.alas. F. JOHXSOS. tv K, Diamond St.
w , f "l"" H'U-W- Va Oct. 30. 1SK5.
inclosed find one dollar for two packages of
Piso's Remedy for Catarrh. The sample
package, received in Jane, gave perfect satis
faction. UILL MESSER.
HARTrORD Mill, N.T- Aug. S.1S8S.
I have used a little over half a package ef
Piso's Remedy for Catarrh, and it has helped
me more than any of the different medicines 1
have used. I feel co (indent that it will cure
me.
1 can and do recommend it to others who
are troubled with that disease,
'T- DAMON.
A New idea embraced in Ely's Cream Balm.
Catarrh is cured by cleansing and healinic, not
by drying up. It is not a liquid or snuff, but
is easily applied with the linger. Its effect is
magical and a thorough treatment will cure
the worst, cases. I "rice Hi cents. At druegiets.
6U cents by mail. Ely Bros., Uwego, N. V.
I have been troubled with Catarrh of the
Dead and throat for the last Hve years. About
three years ago I commenced the use Kiy's
Cream Balm, and from the first application I
was relieved. The sense of smell, w hich had
been lost, was restored after using one bottle
I have found the K-'m the onlv remedy for
Catarrh I have used with satisfaction, and it
has accomplished a cure in my case. H. L.
Myer. Waverly, Jf. Y.
Having used Ely's Cream Balm for about a
year. I can say It is Just the thin f,,r ..ri-rh
Mias MattieA.Bakcr. Ea-t Templeton. Maes.
One word: one step may make or mar one's
who e future. Dr. Jones' Red Clover Tonic is
the proper move when you have dyspepsia, had
breath, piles, pimples, ague, malaria, low spir
its, headache, or any stomach or liver i roubles.
50 cents.
A 50 cent bottle of Dr. Bigelow'g Positive
Cure will promptly and thoroughly cure the
worst case of recent cough, cold, or throat or
lung trouble. Buy the dollar bottle for chronic
canes. Pleasant to take.
The best Ankle Boot and Collar Pads are
made of sine and leather. Try them.
Bronchitis is cured by frequent small dose
of Pi-o'sCure for Consumption.
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bv Buckingham' I've frr the hiker
lesdlng physicians teetify to the valte of
Ayer Cherry Pectoral, as a specific for colda
TRIM were 4..107 new books published In
Xligland last year.
The purest, sweetest and best Cod Liver Oil
tn the world, manufactured from fresh, health
livers, npon the seiu-hore. It Is absolutely pure
and sweet. I'nlients who have once taken It
prefer tt to all others. Phvslcians have de
cided tt superior to any of the other oils in
market. Made by Caswell, Hazard Co., New
York.
t'Rsr-PRn BAMt77itce, plmpl-and rongh
kln cured by using Juniper Tar Soap, made by
Caswell, lias ni Jt Co., NewYork.
One pair of boot ran bt saved yearly by Us
lng Lyun's t'alent Metallic Heel Stlffeners.
tf afflicted with sore eyes use Dr. Isaao
Thompson's Eye Water. Iinigglsts sell It. Sfs;.
The fecre ef LtvHtg.
Scovru.'s ttuiriiuiu, oa Biax.d aro I.rrwa
Svsrr, will cure Scrofulous Tslnt. Rheumatism,
White Swelling, tJout. Goitre, Consumption, Bron
chitis, Nervous Debility. Mslaria, mt all diseases
arising from an Impure t'ondltlon of the blond. Certi
ficates can be presented from many leading physi
cians, ministers, anil heads of families throughout
the land, endorsing It In ins highest teraia We are
constantly In receipt of certificates of cures from
Ute most reliable sources, snd we recommend tt ss
the best known remedy fur the cure of the above
diseases.
Taa brightest life has its shadowy side.
"As a Last esol1,,
A Little Girl in Albany, N. Y., Terribly
Afflicted, Wonderfully Cured.
One of the most remarkable cures of scrofula en
record Is that of the little daughter of Mr. M. J. Qulnn.
No. SB yirstrtreet, Albany. She was afflicted with
scrofula from birth, and physician laid It would be
better for her It she was dead. Her father says I
"She had thirteen running sores' on her body, be
sides being absolutely blind for months. She lost
the use of her limbs and could not walk i in fact, was
a mere nkeletnn wasting away. The smell from the
sores was terrible. Seeing In a newspaper some
rases of scrofula cured by Hood's Sarsapartlla I said
to myself, 'I will try a bottle as a last resort." When
she had taken the first half bottle I could see a
r hangs hi her, and when the whole bottle was taken
the ataeesscs almost entirely healed wlta the aid of
Hood's Olive Ointment, which I must say Is thetsesi
I ever used. I kept oa giving her Hood's Saraapa
rtlla, till now she Is well and healthy, running
around. She has a splendid appetite."
Hood's Sarsapartlla
Sold by all druggtsta SI ; six for gj. Prepared only
ny v. L HOOD a CO., Apothecaries, Lowell. Xa
I OO Doses One Dollar
CONTAGIOUS!
t am a aatrvs ef Cngtaad. and wane T ww hi as
w.u-v I catractca a terrible klMal jSna. u4 far
twe years wss under Ipmstil m aa o.i s.i sa
nest at NatusghtMB Baa pi 10. Bteaa4. M srss
eursa. I auitftrva tfcs ssest tt paslaa la mr
kowM. aat was mrW wit ail aver my aev
SB Uaua. naally I casipletsly lost ail koe ta
utat country. aaU tailed for assansa. aarf was
traated at Roosevelt la tkla . aa wal as by a
eoswasst pkTticiaa la Sew York aavtag aaa
aactaaa vlu taa hwsalkala
1 saw tne aUverwaeexat ef SwTs SaerMh-. aad I
determined to give it a trial. I tawa six battles asd
sjursly. 1
-aa ear wiia (real joy uu nwr aaea nuH
ay It a.
as aoaaa aai
.4 wosi as t aver was as
New
Tork City, 'uae Uta, HSS.
Treatise na Flood and Sxia Diseases mailed fro.
Ts fsin snKirtc Co-. Drawer 4, AUaata, Oa
K. V . 187 w. fed at.
IFAGE'S
LIQUID GLUE
MENDS EVERYTHING
Wood. Lrf-athT. 1 tvt Itd nr GUi,
''run, iu-ni turf. Bnc-ft Mr-. Ac.
Strong at Ires, Solid u ft Bock.
The total quantity sntrt doriitf ta
past ft vtjarw amount t or
32 ,r MILLION
All (1a'r rm It. A wirdM
TWO GOLD MEDALS.
Prnnonnrvssi 8tTonwt ilum known
Cmtiins i. KnL . ,or mi1 n rut b m-uL
Htm la Ckmexti o. OUiucsur.Maj.
Oft-n lrknM .-. th llttl ehiM In itxcl, a con
dttloa that tt ranoot aMtmltat hi-Hrty ft.. Such
a on fthuulil at unct itmmue tixe uaa of RMk a
! a a Jaily It will aoon rvirtore ib ilijr-
tiv onran. to th-ir nurmai enti'lItiiMi. and will iv
all DeVNjr.j oirvmih. All dnnocUu sell it an 1 soui
M.--ra. Put up In tVnjr aijj- JSe. and uyairiu.
BiOcpmyTWrecorT.flr
-205 .0O
Ti bf it ni it test unfinq pLbliihet.
flCPI ONLY. tWm?4
saack.ry. 1 DIM- L T A B I k rUUOI s
aoo b aiall VKsl.tD. FKiK. '
.Hl.t MfcUlCAl. CO.. 81KF1LO, X. V
BKBILlTI mW PKaaLtsftsssP aaCAl.
A lifaaxpariwaesW sUigrut m4 iimi mtm. Tria. paah
as. Saa tttajaW tor sarsuaMl MrUSk irs. AtMraaa,
Dr. WARD tfcCO 1.4tlhla.a, 10.
WELL BORING
bnUllltw ts.'M!ht$. T.cs f-,r .! kinos of w. ,i
as..nrf LOOMIS 4 N VMAN, 7 IFFIM, OHIO.
KIDDER'S PASTILLEsiSSilllSi
sUWWBsJUli.
I 1 til tat ...
M " " s es-jv-. .s v uuuiu ptvillliafl, DJ aVU v aasa-
iutf. K'r fuii iam,uiarst. fjl- auarvM at oor,
cil.-sT Aur s'o.. IS ct-mrai ac, ttoaton. Maa., Bom Ji.0.
mm mm wm wm a bonk worth $n. n I Aur
FR EE Lu YE
B B B BtaJ slw Newark. N J. Send stamps fur ra
rj ..'. DM! Great English Gout and
Uiair SrillSi Rheumatic Remtdy.
,al Hoi, l.iil reaad. a cl s.
PENSIONS
Writ 1 fcmrinain.
INCHEASED
1 Ait y. Wiuft n, ! C.:
npVn S-wH jrir ft Praf. UaaUr'a nia-trat-4
Nu. U fte LrsW HU114, Sw DiiaiM. aad Mmu
-'i.au4j MaataaaU it a A. mr 1 Jlrn " "
JWh
1111
Tn BEST AN STKONCCST nlaater la I taction fremCouhs, Colds and Pneumo-
tn. wona bscau. it Sotn... ttrtsyl.taa, eia.
7 o
TIIE BE31 AXsU CHEAPEST
COUGH or GROUP
REMEDY.
AS AN EXPECTORANT IT HAS NO EQUAL
Th. it, sirin.- a r' :iic.lr for i c s-l' MPl'i' aaf
LI .Nit LMK vK .li.mlil arcure tl Lu-f SI bottiea.
Price, 25c, 50c. and SI per Botlls.
SOLD JY ALL MEDICINE" DEALERS
St J U-M
ViNEGAR BiTTEES
lathe treat Htood Purifier sm! I.lfe-rlvlnr
rrini lpj; a tiit!o l'ur!4!iva sjjd Toulr; a pcrtex
Kenovstor sntl I nvii-i irati.r ul the system.
In Vinegar IIKtere there Is viiallty but
oo alcoholic or mineral pcisua.
lHaea.ee of the Skin, of whatever amis
or uature, srw literaJlr liiiir up anil carried osil oi
the system ilia short lime hy the use of Iheltttterm.
. Inearar Itlttrr aliavs feverishness. It re
tleves, and In time cim-s I JieuitiMiaui, ouralji,
Uotit, and aimlirpiu'iiull'','S.
Vlnecar Hitters) cures ComrtJiiatjm and
prevents I'iarrhcea.
Piever before has a nwtlklne been row
poundexl poe-sslDH tlio puwer ot Vuibua Hit
ters to henj the sii k,
Send for either of our valuable reTerersw
books for I .'lies, for fiirmern, for merchant, our
Metlical Trvtle on Mseaitee, or our t'aiechlsnt
on Intemperance and Tobacco, which last should
be read bv every child aud youth iu th lnL
Any two or the atve books maile.1 frve oa
receipt of four cents for tviristrauou lets.
Kll. McOonsidDrug Co., Ml WashtntonStK.T.
Consumption Can Be C uracil
iH ALL'S
LUNGS. BALSAEV3
w"rt C'flnmfttl-n. f'nltla, Pnaamanla. law
flatma. .irttai-tiini llctli-uHlfH limtt.-bltleK
Maur-fN, Atihma, H hawplnf
( ana. tt and alt liart.sra at iha Rfm h'Mai Or.
an It aooilira anU lt-t.ia, t..e Hfniamii aC
la) !." inrtunisM "r d pooitf;i l lb 4ia
nnd rt-va'ta tha niariC wviM a4
t)f nincao at-rfMa th i'K-at hi'h irfarapiif
It. i anittp'tan ( an Ittrtirairla tuauaal v.
II AI.I.'H HAI l wtt) car ym. vvm
taiMHCa nrlwMiarial tnttt.
CrSB':Br'Tni.,a;a kcl, -"r:zzzra
J) Writ fr irvularl
s-sttjr ftithi tnt ttH n what von
want. H. W. PA i K t Smj.S". I'rawer 1V. Ei.m4
N. Y., or w V'rH tltT. kuiu-rn Airnts. iULi-
IXariii tt Co.. Ht-wton, MpsA. Our putoU-ti Vtrticai
ttuilfr will ttut prima. No daiif'T ul burntiiaT Ouea.
I CURE FITS!
Wfepn 1 aa? t-urt I Jo nut Kn mT-ir t ttop thni
for a urn uxd titn bvv ib-m rrtiirn ariun. I mean a
ra-lt'-aj cur). I ha tut ti rtifi ur rrs, ki i
LfcKMf or FALLiXi hH-kNI-M a iit-Unc atudy. I
Wavrraal 017 rrn-j toure tbe ur( rn", bcanaa
Hhen bava f aJfwi iaao raiMa for not uo re--ivmsr a
eura. tnd at oncti for atrMliiw and a Krw fWitri of
n iafai:ibia rrDiT. ot-a ipr- an-1 roi Uirlca.
X.oo-:a oo aKbiaaT for a. trial, .cd t w ; il nira Ton.
Aaslraaa Da. U. Q. JUtjf. fwvi but HYurk,
No Ropt to Cut Off Horses' Manos
leoratv-a " r.L 11 ! K ' II Al.TKri
mmm nniui.b t amaineda t aaa-it
be- HilniMil bV SLT1V iiirw xam.
HaJtr u any part of C. A. !.. tu
rpwipc ft L sji.i bT ail vl Htrr.
niriwar" ami uartita 1 . r.
Fpriai dtacount to una IraUa.
arna inr rn-uiT.
j. rn-urnorsEa
Uacaraiar N. V.
li is ft 1 -ii n an 1
1 VJ
cuais hiti ait ii.il liiti. 1 ;
BestCoush Syrup. Tiri. Use I
In lime. s.,i,l bv lnii;vls. i-'l
las.V.ts-.ta;
!
1.1 f .
f,10RPHINEo,d
ADVICE FRKK.
OR. J. C HOFFMAN,
Jeflerson, Wisconsin.
' f Aa activ Mas or Woman la raaiy
. Vi-ountv cu tea uttr axMl. aaiarr Hi.
r Issis aod Lxpenaca t p-u m ail-
baa. Btaadaril suvr-wax Co. itaLou, r -aa
mnce. an tsuof uiiui t llki: rart cu sra
TEURSTOFS KIOOfflFOWDER
Kprvlnc Teeclt Prrf'rrt aod (iimi llt-altkf
MITCH KLL'- P-r(aralvd Br.Udaar.aT
I'.aaifrs -.ura a.l .V Lost tad f am, san iwiii
tu i-r tuavt cold -Hr bwiweeu luo u jaliiara. bolii
PATFMTP ObLainaA Saai ta:nD toe
"CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH."
Tha Original and Onlv t.railne,
lata mm4 slw... iteiii tt n rth I l.t'm...
1.1i.m.mi u. LADIES. Aaa i.r.((M IM
" t kkhMtrr. t a.lua od lu a. wOmt r .u- m M.
'"MM M 4. r-.r 1.1,, 1 itu h m.is amtL
RAMI PAPER, llil'linurlk..,..! Co.,
S 1 1 Malle.a aaasra, fkilaa Pa.
Sets fcv Drarsla everrwhera. 4U tr 1'aibaa
Mr'. Laclult'' tu.ajrval fills. Tui . uw.
PJ" i'J JL i."V7"C3 TIT SFJ "
t I1VWH1TAT1.I1 ht.M
Taa ara ajlowea are trial of thirty day of Iba ttctf
cfLr. Py i, r:tii Voliitc rVli w;a iinc !.
prna.)ry Appi,AU"r-, for tti-s t;jr!r n '.n-t auj per
maaatcura .f SsmtMs lLh'y. Ua of I tratiy ami
M i-ilti, ajivl all k:n'1rel rroiblfka. Also f'r n.on
ocritriilst ajst i. Cumpiftt rests )ra:;;n to hralitt, Vkt.
ani S:aal.i .tiurunuf-i. o r.it is uifurrfii. Illua
Cracti p.i'r h'r n tnr,'lt p mail! fr, t'T avl
wiln VOLTAIC UkLT t'Ut M-u-a-i-Ul, )lu.k.
y TCntilTTi-ii-sf
ts,'A ti C.A LlLul
tall CGl
CEHTS FXX?QmTZ
It Contains no Opium In Any Form.
AI I.IV S I.I Ml Htl.tM in Ihres
PotU.'s. Price nils. .Ml i .-lit- nn.l. r.T llnttle.
1 he Jil nt M,f ils .1 inuirM.ir tin a,-,-. Mitni'latl-MI
sJf zrEZ3ir.?7zi
aX a sUS Wi aaf Ss J "
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WJ iJI a a
m v
fri. r:
u bi tia
Tb. FTH bKAXD SilCiEB U-s-lrt w,rfm,f. . J .-1 W drr
aUi.unla.sunt Tb. a. Fi..lI.L sUiKiK i,,ikm:,, ,:
injmmi;.mia.ajtii tWwara of laiaaiixsa. ..,;, ,Va,r, ..u T.j
-rua Brssd ' naMSm. riom.-.-.l C...-Jtrw. JJ (u.r t .. ,.'.,"
ckach,ideache, Crick,
Sciatica. Rheumatism,
Neuralgia. Kidney Pains,
titch, Wrencheaand
Strains. Female Pains, Stiff
Muaclea,Weaktuna;a,kore -.4
Chest, Cramps, and all ner
sous, sharp or dull pains,
1 local or deep-seated are In-
etantlr expelled. Sure pro
Mop iwtwv are so.d .rnts,