V MOMENTS FOR MERRIMENT. HUMOROUS STORIES FOUND XXT OUB EXCHANGES. Morm Slg-R.I i:virrlllnv In I.nrlc (nimlii-The l,nv All on lloth Milt a -Hit) In? I, nee. "How dy do, Mr. Brown, nice wonthcr we'ro having?'' "Yes, but tlu're'll bo a cbango loon." "Think so?"' "Yps, know it." "Why? Morning papers sy io?'' "No; Bfiw the storm signal." "Where?" "Look up street at that pate; seethe rod headed woman tip there waving a dish rng at nic? . That's my wife." Merchant- 1'rarrkr. ICvrrr thing In I.uck. "Ha! h;! ha!-' ho chuckled as he held ap a ten-pound turkey for the inspection Df u pedchtrian, "but do you see this?" "Ah yes. Buy him?" "No, sir-o-et I won him!" "How?" "Got him on a raffle." "Ye-c-s. How long you been at it?" "Not over three months." "Is this your first?" "Yes." ' "Any idea of how much it cost you?" "Of course pot it all down here in my notebook. This oird. sir this bird has cost me 17 not a cent over that. know men who have thrown away $23 without Retting so much as the leg of a chicken, whilo I've a ten-pound turkey for $17. Luck! Ah-ha! Uml" De troit Free Pres. Caught. The tocsin sounds from the tower. It is my hour to put peas in my shoes and walk around the block until tea time, for telling a book canvasser yesterday that I had just received a copy of the book, "Forest's Footprints of the Algon guins," from the author, who was an old college chum and an army comrade of mine. The agent looked me in the eye, while, with many courteous regrets I made this statement, and then, turning to the steel portrait of the author on the title page, asked me if I could recognize my old chum and army comrade. It war tho face of a motherly looking woman of about 05, and a foot note stating that she died among the Indians in the winter of 1829. Dearly beloved, my sins never count anything against me. I always get caught Durdette, in Brooklyn Eagle, - The Law All on Roth Sides. " Mr. Lawyer, I want to ask you a question," said a countryman with a bandago about his head, to one of our most honorable lawyers. "Yes, sir; take a seat.. What is tho nature of the case?" "Waal, ef you wer a huntin' cn your naber's premises an' hed tell you to git off or he'd knock you off, and you wouldn't go, and then he'd try to knock you off, could ye bring suit agin' him for tryin' to knock you oil?" Tho lawyer then looked at the band age around the man's head and replied, in an emphatic way : "Most assuredly; and collect heavy damages." "Waal, then, I reckon I von't do nothin' more about it." "Why, why not, my friend! You could certainly get heavy damages. Tho law is all on your side." "I reckon not, mister. You jist now said the law was the other way." "How's that? I probably misunder stood the case." "Well the feller come in my orchard and was shootin' rabbits when I ordered him off; but he woulJn't go. So I went at it to knock him off, but I got the worst of it, as ye can see. I reckon he mustibo one of these 'ere boxin1 fellers." . -"Ah, ahem! Yes; just so. That puts the case in another light. Of course you can sue him for trespass and assault and battery." "Waal, I reckon I won't do no more in the mutter, as you said he can also bring suit agin' me and collect heavy damages." "No, hold on, Don't go. You've got the law all on your side." " So has the other feller. Good day, ir." Kentucky Slate JounaL Baying; l ace. She ,was fond of lace. I had heard her talk of lace and lace it should be. bo I marched boldly into a swell dry goods store, with a good deal of style and a small amount of money. The dry goods man I knew. The boss waited on me himself and seemed more than friend ly when I cod tided to him that I pro posed to buy something in lace for a Jdy, lsaid: "Something in lace." ' I was afraid I should look ridiculous if I gave it any particular form or appli cation. "Good?" "Certainly; as good as you can give me. Something fit for an impressiona ble young woman, of whom you're not quite sure." "All right; I presume you don't want anything but the real thing?" "I would not dream of it. Expense is not so much an objection." I did not really mean that. He smiled and led me into a corner. "You're a friend of mine," said he; "you fhull have bomething choice." "I am glad I came here," Eaid I to myself. Some ladies who had overheard the word lace gradually approached the cor ner and began to display an indifference to the proceeding. My friend broupht a box, a plain looking paper box, and opened it. "Now here's something good." A suppressed murmur of admiration arose from the ladies around us. "Ah, that is something worth buying," said I with an air of a connoisseur, beginning to feel for a $20 gold piece I hud somewhere. "Do you like this? Well, I won't tell you what we sell it at, but as 'you are a friend and Idou't want to make anything out of you " "You're a good fellow. Some day I will" "J can let you have it for $2,C00." I .usually have considerable presence . of mind. I hadn't it with em at that moment. My face betrayed ;ne, and a grin began to spread over the features of the ludiaa. In a moment I recovered. "I will take that" Tho ladies Started snd examined me all over. The facetious dry goods man started. "Hor,," said I aside, "and you can put in two; holes out of the pattern." &n lYan?Uco Chroni-cl-e. ' A Cnffro Thiers Adventure. It is a question If t'.c ever was a hero of a gulch or prairie scene, who exhibited more pluck and fortitude, or more in ventive genius than the hero of tho fol lowing "o'er truo tale." It is but a part of the story of a Caffro chief from the Zulus. It occurrod on an island near South Af rica, among the rocks and caves of which he was trying to hido away from his pursuers: "A week had passed since I had pro cured tho gun and some assngies from the place where the Zulus had ambushed tho white men, and I had seen no signs of a human being: but I knew to well the enemy by whom I had been captured, not to bo aware, that if ho inteuded to recapture mo. ho would lie concealed for many days, watch ing for a chanco of surprising me. My intention was to support lite until a ship came from Natal, for I con cluded that when the schooner w hich had escaped reached Table Bay and informed the authorities thcro that the Zulus had overrun Natal, some steps would bo taken to obtain at least information as to what had since occurred. Thus I lived in daily hope of seeing a sail, and once more joining while men. "One night I had retired to my hut and had slept till the dawn began to show, when I awoke with a strange feel ing of oppression and weight on my chest. My cun was close beside me, and my knifo within reach of my hand. For a moment I was not aware what was the cause of the singular feeling I experi enced, and I opened my eyes without otherwise moving. In the dim light I saw that which for an instant, caused my heart to cease beating. Over my chest was the coil of a rock snake, this coil being bigger round than my thigh. I could seethat the tail of the snake was ontside my small hut, and in consequence of my lying on the ground tho huge rep tile had not been able to coil completely around me. I knew I was in imminent danger, and I also at once decided on the safest and most probable means of escape. Moving my arms slowly, I grasped my knifo, and then racing my head, saw tho snake's eyes within two feet of mine. His head was on the ground and so close that I could lift my hand above it. I carried out this movement very slowly, the snake remaining motioniess. Then, with a sudden stab, I drove my long knife through tho snake just where his head joined his neck and pinned him to the ground. With a struggle I slipped from under his body, and now tho fight began. So tenacious of life are these reptiles that, although I had separated his head from his body as regards the vertebrae, yet he twisted and rolled tho great coils of hi body so rapidly and powerfully that several times he had surrounded my legs with a loop, and it was only by a quick movement on my part, that I escaped the danger of being inclosed in a vice-like embrace. I succeeded, how ever, in avoiding its coils and suddenly scrambled out of tho hut, leaving the suake in possession." Lassoing- Wild Elephants. As soon as the jungle had been to some extent chopped and trampled down so as to give a clear field for action, half a dozen tame elephants, with mahouts and noosers, were sent iu to noose the wild elephants. The noosers managed with great skill the throwing of a stout rope made into a loop an a cowboy uses his lariat so as to catch each wild elephant in turn by a hind leg. The rope would be made fast at the other end to one of the tame elephants. As soon as the tame brute would feel that a catch had been made it would start off at a slow, deliberate, cool and unconcerned gait in the direction of the grand-stand, where tying up was done, dragging be hind it the captured animal. An ele phant hauled along backward by one ex tended hind leg is at a serious disadvan tage. It cannot claw and hold on to the ground with any great effect. About all it can do is to bellow, and that it does do energetically and woefully. When ever one made any great effort at resist ance a second tame elephant followed along, pushing with his trunk against the struggling creature. Then each beast was tied "up, and some of them grew quite furious. One little fellow, after being tied up for twenty hours, was still so mad about it that he" would grow al most irantic withrago whenever anybody went near him. In two days' more work the whole herd had been tied up, and the job of subjugating them began. Strange Kesults of Duels. One of the most singular feats of duel ing is the fact that the lives of tho com batants having not uufiequently been saved by articles carried on the person. The life of Broderick, of California, was once save by the ball of his antagonist striking his watch, while we have the oratories of Handel because the sword of his antagonist broke on a coat button. The fighting Irishmen, McNally and Barrington, once fought, and the bullet of one was turned aside by the suspeuder buckle of the other, while the second bullet lodged in a paper of gmgernuts in the pocket of the first man. Another Irishmen fighting with Barrington had his life preserved by a brooch which he wore, in which the ball lodged, while Iiochefort was spared for years to abuse his political enemies by tho accident of having a five-franc piece in his vest pocket. But perhaps tho most singular result ever known in a duel was that achieved by two Freuh gentlemen named Pierrot and Arlequin, who at the word fired together, and each succeeded in killing the other's second. "What an escape!" cried a spectator, though the seconds had both fallen dead. But it may be safely atlirmed that the friends of the seconds did not look on the matter in this accommodating way, and much trouble ensued, though finally the whole affair was dropped and no further light ing resulted from so unlucky a duel." The Origin of "Chowder. The French Canadians cook nearly everything they eat in the "chaudiere" from this word comes, it is claimed, our appetizing "chowder." There are some fulls near tho city of Ottawa, in Canada, which are called the "Chan diere" from their resemblance to t. SELECT SIFT1NGS. Humility and children go together In Rrrmnny. The usual formula for adver tising births in tho papers is as follows: Wo most humbly announce tho birth of a hardy boy. We most humbly announco tho birth of a fino boy and a lively girl. The latest decorative stone is petrified wood, of which a large deposit has re ccntlo been discovered in Mexico. The trees are cut in layers like veneering, all highly polished, and make marble tops which are us useful as thcry are ornamen tal. Boys on the edge of the Maine wilder ness cam pocket money by collecting spruco gum. Tho business is so exten sive that agents are sent through the vil lages to buy it. 1 he first class article sometimes brings the boys as much as $1 a pound. 11 At an egg eating match at Peterbor ough, Canada, a short time siucc, one man nte forty-one eggs and the other forty. Tho eggs were raw and taken from a basket in a grocery store. Tho basket was emptied, and the winner said ho could cat a dozen more. Of the 34,000 newspapers of the world nearly 32,000 are published in Europe and North America, leaving a little over 2,000 for all the rest of tho world. South America only issues sullicient to allow each of its inhabitants three newspapers a year exhibiting the curious contrast in this, as in all cisc, between the great Northern and Southern continents. In 17S8 tho captain of a vessel in Boston seized three colored persons, took them to the West Indies and sold thorn there for slaves. Tlio event caused tho legislature of Massachusetts to pasa a law to provent the slave trade in that State, and for granting relief to tho fami lies of such persons as maybe kidnapped or decoyed from the Commonwealth. Swimming birds, which constitute onc-fourteeuth of the entire class, form one-half tho whole number in Greenland. As we abroach the tropics the variety and number of land birds increase Those of the torrid zone are noted for thcii brilliant plumage, and tho temperate zones for their more sober hues but sweeter voices. India and South Ameri ca are tho richest regions. Hummers, tanagers and orioles are restricted to the New World. Parrots are found in every continent except Europe, and woodpeck ers occur everywhere, save in Australia. The Boy Who Stood on the Burning Deck. Few but know the very pretty piece of poetry by Mrs. Hemans, "Uasabianca," commencing, "The boy stood on the burning deck." The poetess states that tho lad was the son of the admiral com manding tho flagship L'Oricnt, which took fire and exploded; that young Cas abianca perished in the explosion, refus ing to quit the position allotted him by his father, pendiug tho battle of tho Nile. I have been looking into the official ac count of the incident, says a Paris letter to the Newark, (N. J.) Advertiser. Tho admiral was Brueys, who was wounded in the head and hand early in the action. He continued to give orders until cut in two by a cannon ball , ho uttered the re quest to be allowed to expire on deek, which he did in the course of some min utes. Citoyen Casabianca, the father of the poetic hero, then took command; hit son was a middy, but only aged ten, not thirteen. At that period lads entered tho navy very young. Casabianca was also a deputy. Pending the action hit son was by his side; the father was mor tally wounded in the head by a splintci and became insensible; he gave no in junctions to his son, but tho latter would not the less quit his wounded parent. By this time the ship was on fire. Sev eral of tho sailors had left and saved themselves on spars till picked up by the English boats. Aided by the purser young Casabianca and his father were lowered down on a piece of a mast flout ing by, but they had only got a short distance from tho 120-gun Orient when she blew up, and nothing more was seen of the Casabiancas, But tbo noblest thing that perished them Wag that young, faithfnl heart. Stewart's Marvelous Memory. Stewart was the typical tradesman ol modern times. He was the trades man everywhere, at church, at his club, at home. Ho never forgot the most trifling details of his business; he knew and remembered the pattern of every piece of goods that had ever been on hij shelves. Stewart belonged to tlie Century club, although he rarely visited its rooms. Th( club once bought a carpet of his people, and when it hud been down for several months Stewart happened to come in. He seemed to be greatly interested in the carpet, studying it attentively. "Where did you buy that ?" he de manded at last of one of the house com mittee. "At your place, I believe." "Impossible !" re joined tho millionaire. "We never had the pattern in stock. We have had a pattern 'exactly similar, except that thoso little violet floweri were white." Tho committeeman took the trouble to hunt through his vouchers, and produced a receipted bill of A. T. Stewart & Co. Mr. Stewart shook his head. "There is some mistake, he said j "the little, flowers on your carpet were white. It was found on investigation that thi little flowers had been white so offen sively white and sotty to the eyes ol some of the testhclic members of thi club that LouisL ang had carefully gone over them with a still brush dipped in violet ink. Found No Poison. Dr. Samuel K. Cox, D. D., Practical Analytical Chemist, Washington, D. C, who made thorough and careful analyses, reports that there is neither moriihia. opium, emetics nor poisons in the Bed Mar (. ougn Cure; that it must prove boon to those whose systems shrink from the use of such compounds, and espec ially to mothers, who justly drcud the evil, and, at tunes, fatal effects of these dangerous drugs. lie further states it is not only free from all opiates, poisons aud emetics, (a thing which not one cough preparation in ten can boast) but it is altogether an original and most happy combination of the best remediul agents, and is as harmless as it is effec tive. Wooden buttons are preferred by Eng ILsh tailors. , True etilnf ml vantjipe nemrM In the new np riKht piano forte which the Muson t Ham lin Compnny axe now introducing K undoubt edly, in tln-ir quality of tone, which iR, of cou'inn, tho fundamental excellence in any piano, liy theiriif w arrnntrcmrnt, the string re accurately and securely held; beliiR sub ject to little or no VRrintion from changes of temperature, humidity of the atmosphere, etc. More perfect and accurate vibrations of the truiKK are thus secured, which are essential to times entirely musical, and free from mere noise. The greater durability and freedom from liability of the Mncon it Hamlin piano to pot. out of time eoine tram the same cause. 1 his improvement in these pianos is added to tho I est modes of construction heretofore em pi oyrd. Jioston Traveller. Of the ftJ.WO Indians in Dakota 30,000 speak the English language. A Prlw In Ihe l.ollery of lifo which is usually uunppiecmted until it is lost, perhaps never to return, is neniin. What a priceless boon it is.and how we ought to cherish it, that lifo may not be a worthless blank to un. Many of the disease that flesh is heir to, and which make life burdensome, such as consumption (scrofula of the lungs) and other scrofulous and blood diseases, find n complete cure in Dr. R V. Pierce's "Golden Medical Dim ovcrv'' when all other remedies have failed. 1I Tierce's pamphlet on con sumption mailed for two mmujis. Address World's Liponsary Medical Association, Bullalo, N. Y. , " Hkwark," said tho potter to the clay,aml It became ware. I.ydia K. Pinkhnin's Vegetable Compound is to be had at the nearest drug store for a dolUi'. It is not claimed that this remedy will cure every disease under thesun, but Unit it doct all that it oluiins to do, thousands of good women know and declare. A man never wakes up his second baby to seo it laugh. v "All Men Aro Mara." said pRvid of old. He w as prolmbly prompted to make tho above remark after trying some inireiiiiule catarrh remedy. Had ho been jier initled to live until the present day, and tried lr. Sage's Remedy, he might have had a bet ter opinion of mankind. We claim that no case of catarrh can withstand the magic ef fects of tli is wonderful medicine. One triid of it will convince you of its efficacy. By druggist; ilfty cents. Whkn is coffee like the earth I When it is ground. Delicate diseases of either sox, however in duced, BeHlily and permanently cured. Con sultation free. Book three (Set.) stamps. World's Disixmsary Medical Association, itullulo, is. i . Tim Russian cwr gets fi, 210, 000 a year. The purest, sweetest and best Cod IJver Oil in the world, manufactured from fresh, healthy livers, upon the seashore. It is abso lutely pure and sweet, i'atienti who have once taken it prefer it to nil others. Thysi cmns have decided it superior to any of the other oils in market. Made by Caswell, Haz ard & Co., New York. Chai'I'F.d bands, face, pimples and rough skin cured by nsing Juniper Tar Soap, made by taswcll, Hazard 4 Co., Now York. "Knualh on CoiikIi." Ask for " Hough on Coughs," for Coughs Colds, Sore Throat, Hoarseness. Troches, loo Liquid, i.'c The Proprietor of Ely's Cream Balm do not claim it to be a cure-all, but a sure reme dy for Caturrh, Colds in tho Head and Hay Fever. It is not a liquid or a snuff, but is easily applied with the linger. It gives relief at once. Mold by all druggists. Price 50 cent s. By mail CO cents. Ely bros., Owego, N. Y. I Suffered for more than ten years with that dreadful disease catarrh, and used every available medicine which was recommended to mo. I cannot thank you enough for the relief which your Cream Balm has afforded me. Emanuel Meyers, Wintield. L. 1. I was troubled with catarrh for seven years previous to commencing the use of Ely's Cream Balm, some five months ago. It has done for me what other so-called cures failed to do cured ma The effect of the Balm seemed like magic C. L. Huff.Biddoford, Me. "Kauih on Pain." Cures colic, cranqts, diurrhuea; externolly for aches, pains, sprains, headache, neuralgia, rheumatism. tor man or Jxwrt. 'ii and 60a The Vmr of Brackets. Thou little trickey Puck! With autietoys so funnily bestuck; Light as the singing bin! that wings the air, (Carboline, Carbolme restores the hair.) Mothers. If you are failing ; broken, worn out and ner vous, use "Wells' Health Renewer." $1. Drgts. I.ovett'a Cnldr to Pruit Culture. This is undoubtedly one of the best and most useful publications issued by nursery men in this country. It is really a valuable wbrk on Horticulture, giving full instructions for planting, pruning, culture and manage ment of fruits of all kinds, and impartial de scriptions of nil worthy varieties. It is a book of over 70 pages, wild aa illuminated cover, elegantly printed and embellished with hundreds of engravings and several colored plates true to nature. Price, with colored plates, 10 eta. ; without plates, 5 cts. Every body ut all interested iu fruit culture should send to T. J. Lovelt, Little Silver, New Jer sey, and get a copy. Tliln People. "Wells' Health,ReiM9 wer' restores health and vigor, cures, dyspepsia, sexual dubility. tl. Thi worst kind of fur to wear near the face is chin-chilly. JFree from ttplatrs, Jimttur-e ami foiton. A PROMPT, SAFE, SURE CURE for Couch. Hot- Throat llottrMUteM. Influeasa, Coltim Urunchltlft, C roup, Wbovptiift- oust, Aathma, Qulny. Ilutln t hrt, tvud uli.ur afTe. tiou rtli Throat Aitd llinra FalCS 60 Okwt a BoTTi.lt. At lUt'wuisT Arin Pi I Ilia tHAHUi .TOUtLa COHl-Ar.Y, a UlUuurct Bar taad, C. & 1 CONSUMPTION I have ft poittlvomiuadj- fur thaaboTad.se9t); by in lhouaftDli of cams of lb worse k Lnd und of lonn ktaodliiff hara lfn curtvd. Indent, otrnnr i roTfuhi iu im n!C.u-T,timt I wl.l and TWO BOI l LKd r KKK, together witii a V A LU A BI-K TUB ATISB on HiiaditwaM to auy ufferor. (iivrt aatit tia I O itddr . 1H. T. A. BLOCUM, Ul rtartSi., w York. A TnWTQWAMTEDtorth Missouri 1UXj.M1S STEAM WASHER! .T-1-r-A H wu) pay hoi luimlii'tjnt. uiax or woman : pruiltablBeaiployiuent to writs raud Circular ou term of tot tiklm OltbnU4 YYaniier, Y rUMon of its iutriuftlo merit m wilii Mtich wonderful bucx'bmi J. WO-tt.!!, ClilCAUO..liaj..ir tt-X. lAJUlti, MO. strike: tha ('Hictuu Lit ia Kti. I the lea-JniLr iat-r ol tli Went furtoritM iojd tumor. h fry lasuu brim jiihiK with romatioA and teentlUK with Huntthinu. UnM by all NtiWrt.traliTx. For Bum pie rpies audrt-M 1UE UUOAUOUaxiElt.tfl Frank lio t., Chicago, lit "VfWT Wiih to receifo bundrarle of aam I if T'let, circular ami papara fi and kA(;i NTV COMPANION" lr-ar. . na'OcU.. to hav yo'ir Qkiua blacwd on our AUhSla1 NiJUi; IlHhCTOHY. C fc. KICK, I'm, view, ptt. pTKK'S HK1KD IUT1B Ihlftl.khl MatUlki. Wb- i. m ' f M ia av m w 10 Ul f ... w.. W1D pr It trb. . ah at. , L. a. L. A IU., Aa-.au raUUa, VAEIPnPn F P1"1 "fa c-r Book fr Vnn.tUOL.LL c.v.i a :, iMjraUoa at.,1. tt 18 TRADEjAglC f ? ' .'.'- 4 lor liiw iu. Important. Vim Ton .t.'t it N"W lurk dr., dRhaifr Mpn M,. ami SJtn nurringr hire, .nit itop at Ills lirand V'ulnn H.itol, npiMWlln Ut.nd Uenlr! ilwpot,, kik in rnntii. titMrl up at a po.t it on. miniiii dollars, $1 .n't upw.nl p.rilT. F.ur"D..n plan. Kl .IT. K..at.nrant a.ippln'! with th.b-.l. linr.. e in, ataiira and el.rat.il rttlroad to all dnpota. Pft'ivlmt ran lira l,alt,r for m rnt at the (ir.ntl UittijB Hotel than at ant other ftral-claaa hotel in the cm. Vkrt stale bread -The crust of the earth. After Diphtheria Th ratm it left waak ml oTarooma hj (anaml dabll. ItT. and anmrnlaor lck of bliml la apt to paralat for aom ttrna. A rolUbl marflfllna to ct aa tonia and to ritalira and Tirtoh tha blood li Tar; much naaded, and for thl purpoa Ilood'i Raraaparllla baa ao aqnal. ItliM iu.t thcrlrmnma ol rlrhnaaa nd trn(tu re quired to bring baok robnat haallh. "IMphthorla left ma In vary bad condition, auffarlnc particularly (mm Initiation and lamanalt m tha atotvaoh. At timet I oould not atand up nor tk a, Ions breath. Hood a 8araparilla hia dona ma to much ood that I am (lad to toatlfr to Ita aunarlor efflnaaT." Mhii. K. k. MrotnKn,t;harlMtown,Ma. J. H. Hntv.au, North Mldillaboro. Ma., had aavrn children ilck with diphtheria. Thay nil pulled thro.. ah, but in bad condition, a their ajatema aaomat poiooned by tha dlaeaan. llooil'a Baraaparilla raatora 1 tha it hole aoven to pTfect health. - Hood's Sarsaparilla Sold hf druffgiMn. M : ' for 4 Maria only by C. 1. HOOD A CO., AputhaotrlM, Lowr-ll, Him, IOO Doses One Dollar. BADWAY'S READY RELIEF I'litKS AND ritKVE.NTM Cold,ContrhB,SorTlUroftt,IntlmmtionB, Klionmatlsm, Henr,lffl, Headache, Toothache, Asthma, Difficult Breathing. CtTltKS TIIK WORST PAINS In from one to twanty minutoe. Mot em hour alter reading tin. ad verUaenient need any one M ! I i;it WITH I'Al.N. RAD WAY'S la a rare for FTfry Pfetn, ftpt-nlne), Kralnvs. I'aine la Hi Hark, t'hrat or I.linb. It wan the Klrat and In the Only That Instantly tojn thti mmt mcrnfliatlni pain, Ur in tl tin m at ion, and imi Dong fitton , whothrr t tho IjUuks, htoma'h or Bow win, vr othnr g-Undi or organs by out application. It seized wilh thivturd :p2Stktjmo:ntl, Or any InfUmmatlon of tho totrmtl onrtnt or mncus atiniubranuN, attr ax iMun to cold; w"it, att, ! no iim, but apply Ita tWNy Haltof o?nr tbo part (IweleV. with. ooiitti.ofi or iutlnnniinn and cure (ha patient. A tAanpoiiful ia halt a tumbler of wtr will in a (aw minuta ourn t'rtuipfi, Hpn-ni', Nour KlumAt'h, tlnarV burn, Nerv'mtuiit-i, Hlifpli..Mitim, Hiclt ltt'lvh, Iharrhnpa, ianuttyt Coiic, Flaiuioucy, and ail iutr &ai pain. MALARIA t riii:n IN ITS WtlltST FOBJW. There ia not a mmedul irnt In the world thrtwill cure I1 ever and AffiiA and all ot her M ilaii ua, llnii;ua ami otloT levora, .l-d by IC AIMV A V'H I" I I.L..M qurtu KAIIWAV'S IllvA lV It I". I.I 1 I'-. I Illy rem per bolllr. ISjIU by Druimlala. Dr. Raiway's TampaFlaii EesolycnL THE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER, For the Cure of All Chronic IMaraae. Ohraulo Rhenmatlam, Horofula, 8yphtlltlo Onm plainta, eto. (an our bnnk on VnMral, oio.; prna twanty-ttva oenU), tUnduUr Swllinic, Haokinc Dry (niitD, Oancn ut AfTBOlionn. Kltjutiins of the l,umri, Dyapnpaia, Waiar HraKh. White hwailiQia, Tumor, I'luipla, lllotobm, KiuptUna wt the l)lcra. Hip liteavM, tio it, UropHy, Kicktsia. bait Ktttuini, Br on cbitia, Oonsumptiou, Diabeloe. aCiduvy, lilaUUvr, lAvtr Ooiuplainta. oto. HCIIOFULA. Whether transmitted by parents or aennired, la within fha ctirntivH T :f ol the HAHMArA 1(11.1. JAN ki:soiai:nt, Curea haro beon made whrre pomnns have been t fltctd with Scruiula tram thffT rnith op to o, .Hind -o yam of a, br lJ. UADWAV'H SAl.sA. PA U 11,1.1 AM KKMIl.Vl.N i', a remedy compiled ol incrtHlmnta of eitranidinary luvdical proprtia, eaaautial to purify, bt, rrpair and invla;rat the broken down and n flatted body. Q.iiuk, pit' c ait, vaie ant prnianttnt m iti treatuiant and cuie, bold by ail diutiuU. Oue doilar a buttle. Dr. Railway's Regulating Pills For the mire of all disorders of the HtoBiaeh, Llrer, Bowele, Ki-inaya, Bladder, Nervous Lisr't; Lots ot Appatita. llttailaohe, ('iristipatio!,, C tivene m, Indi Cfttion, .., It i ioiiHnma. huvttr, lnlluitiinli n of tha B( Wttla, 1'iles and all dTaua;nitita of the Id tarual Via'ra. Pureiy vajafablo, cc a taming no tsar oury, minerals, or deleter ou mi ua. J'rlret, rant a par box. Sold ty all druririMti. IB.snd aleMrimp to K A lV A Y V CtK, No. 3V2 V rren Ht.t Nrw oi k. tor "talat and True," TO Til i: IM H I,lt:.-ll auia ai dak for tUdway s, apoaee inai tria name uaaway" is on wnai you ouy. THIS PLASTER Aclsdtrectlyupon the imis clea and thauervetof lti back, the seat of ad pal a. FOR ALL I.unr Troubles, whether local or deeply sealed thta piater will be funnd lo give tat! ant relief by sp 1-lyliH betweei the shoul der bisdei SHARP For Kidney Trouble, Rhruniallain. Nenralif ia, fain in the BUle ami bK Atlie, Ihry are a MiUlo aud tperdr rure. k 7 its , 1 Ksldbr Druriiu;. far tS cent., or live Xur 41. M.lleil on rrceipt of Vnce tir inllh,luollt tl et hmllli, OeucraJ A teui., Ho..tiu. PIANOS AND W"- X r?-s r-, Aif y at Low Prices. SOLD IN ALL PARTS Of THB COUNTRY ON THE FOLLOWINO EASY TERMS I PIANOS, tlS CASH, AND 10 MONTHLY FOR THE BALANCE UNTIL PAID. ORGANS, 1 1 5 CASH, AND SB MONTHLY. SEND FOR ILLUSTRATED CATALOCUE AND REDUCED PRICES. Horace Waters & Co. 124 FIFTH AYE., NEW YORK. TH. IiTIVQI rTWI"H i"rtiiinl JIlttMUk' VVuiat. it T5 Vir , hplnul t'or.ct, s UO ' K f 1 1 .1 1 Nlirkln.f'nr.. 4. 1 V DinaiibdoininalfJoriAt. 9.1 A 'A l'ecvimmended by leading phymcluia, tjm delivered tree anywhere iu tlio U.K. ou locoipt of price. Lady Agents Wanted. Ur. Linqtn!t'Bbr,nalCorjtCo.,.:'iB'Kay,owYork. R. U. AWARE THAT Lorillard'8 Climax Plug toeatrins; s rd tin (ay ; that Lorlllmrd's Uuu l.enl tin cut: that Lurlllard'a KnVT ('lipptiiKe. aud that Lorlllard's Suufla, tu (he bosl aud choapeat, quality ooualdered t Dr, Youngs Patent Electrio Belts. A BURK Ct'RK rtiH r Vaiii s Drbilily. I.oaa t.l iIaiiiUid ' on fitful 111 ii n, m U us ol ft Of I y mid Mind, ic, iM lor uautu ut free. lr. jj, L. VOUNU, 46 Csnal btreet, Nsw Vork BRUCELINE! OhauKn a;;' liun to H natural uolor. ft ei'ouiw ended blcadniK p.ivaiciaiiH and i'hiuiis. 8uU iur circuiar aiiJ t"tmm: i.. ). Pru-e, 1. LFH5?M Tplejjrapby or Short-HniiU sndTyp L. wtlil riiitif Ucro. &itu.iL.oii juiuitued. adieas VLl..MiS Unui., Jau-wi 'lie, nt. rfcfIIf 9"? -loriihlne ii bit f'nrej In 10 1 1 41 B Fi iti 5 ' No l H ! fcd. Ul h J, Siirat., Ix-uuou, Ohio. r& p ii.BLil. READY BELIEF s .v. . ilv f 'Til m ITISASPECIFIC fob . Kidney tt Liver V. Trouble, f 'Bladder, Urinary and Liver Slaeaaea, JL lro pay, Orarai and J SUbetee. th HIGHLY REC I It ouros Dilloweneaa, Hot Stomach. Dyapeprla, C IT WORKSl a&d cures Xntetrtperano Oeneral Debility, S'emale Wi use it"at It reatoree the KIDNEY XXS, to a healthy action, other medidnea fall. Ilund who have been elTen up t phytlotnna. l,rlretl.t&. Bend for nic nUNT'8 KKXKDY CO., 8 tiOL.1) BY AU I1 HUNT'S (Kidney and M nonnraa-ett eht.p, iT.'at.-a an ap aatem. aud tviieerad livaltU ia tui M Y M U-5 Abolittflr rorrr . 11 . ..t ao tlHc tuImh, Rtti'iir-im imrfnj iSf : nil ; by Ihe bent mo luts in M.m York, l m Kuldbrtho Irslniir notine in K;inpi fcvery pat Lorn cat fi'fi Un Kf-un of tbs CELEBRATED CILBERT Which insures ales: mo of yl and ectn theonrer la'.n,-, lm 1, ANTING Sll AH carment. white lent espcn ivH to tn t the mat r rial a!oiie w.ttild he I y t!if ll w tha Try Ittt mipntTeinnl. in (.iMon.. and otonomio diinr i"r ladies ( t 'tut t Ahk your mMliant tttr tnem. (inuine o Ills abora aeal. hxainiue carofaily in Iti'wareol WorthU'" ImlO BRAZILIAN COrit The mn.l rrmnrkriMr 1IS'H BUT V WTn'.? CONSUMPTION. "aTtI ONCKiiiion ibfl xCrv Pna ntltlc pr rrns e n to two v- jC vV hoxr ot SOI'Tll AMV. Z-H- l( It A.i I'll IhOMMHIirU W '.rrde mf d U'm rriiinll (H . M I N lilmNCH n . ...VI VI ' InfT. i nlnrrh fill, Tliranl. ,r V.s'V Til T TKI NT Kit, Klin. t ,mon i CONKtTMPTION. Fcvr sals at all lrtiturlsti, For hlstorr of thedlacor or mailvd upon receipt f,ct ln rvmaikaitln c linos. hM ALL Hlr, )! ;irKnd an-1 t -at imonial LAHtiR hi.t:. IhII utr four p ra.ua rt'"tnrHi t he timas tb tiuantity, if.l.&t . ,a l ro-s Ukah IaN IirArtlons fur iicinir accom- imI'nii i 'o., H an panyins; avery puckAK. market St., Sownri, Cut thia hd. out and send to ntne nilltvtd fneiv., Improved Gcograptilcal Cards, : Improved Historical Cards. Fai-h of Ihi-KC enu' ronit of ?00 cm With full dirrrliuiia, in imii.lsoine box. Iu d tion to forming an iiiu-nafly interfsting CB auv one ran, by their tnw, in a aliort lime wiihout effurt pvrmani'nlly aruuireall Ihe lead! fact of Geography and History. -S-THE GAME OF MYTHOLOGY Te.!cned to t-nnlilo perwms lo liwwime fain' with tha principttl cliaiacteni of Mylbolocy I interi'stms an. I easy way. Prioe, $1.00 IKwI-paiil, or the thrco by cipn-m, piepav $2.50. bend for Descriptive t.'lrculnni. PETER G.THOMSON.Cinclnnat IJirRKlHM your own b ties aiT thie ikwi 4rtrflmi'a Kitiv ol' 1'hIi luniis ted in t oiAtW and ma 1. with lull di'.e tn un .fe ma1 ud tiaint. also Ubt-lf fu Ilea, ( ircularn, eto. It re pain aa it by niKf jc and 11 a I hold if niedy wtiHievt-r knuv lCl.uinMtiiu, N.urlfci, , ' s.iie.T -o'hait'he.Hurus an?it Ktra n and BriinwK, Htie; 1 tHil tiftfino tlio savins', an o in numey in awlliug i . i r pack ai;" and yrm wi . 1. 1' c.i.Niiitiin tteieaftf i ATlf If II, ti.ffdo r iy cur.. hiftyceuia D d. Sumnt taCen. KK HAHl'rt, Sul .'nil rmlxr, Tlfd' Paynes' Automatic Engines and S W nffrr an to m . r. ti;ounted Kns-tne with1 fcO-in. solid haw, ol) ft. b-ltinic. uan(-liMke, nK f.,!1'" foruparation, on nira, tl.Hi.i. Kuionu on ki I a1! Unn. H.nd for cinmlui (b. II. W. P. Nl SONS, Manulactur iBof ull styles A n tiiiu( t 1 u uen, from 2 to a o IIP.; ais'i luM-yi,, 4t'yLi Buaitinc. tlmira. H Y. Box 18 ;U-"B)C . , BIRTHDAY 'CARDS!' WE WANT 10C0 R'noK ACiOTS gr the new book 'I'll I ll 1 V-'l ill.;!, i' I AK AOSt ti,U Dt (jd. IOUQE ud tjtu, h.ll Uuk fut. indorsed by lJrv t h.ieridan, aud thauRndn tf lirii'l ljr.Lt, 1 .. nt ju-ir., Lditura, etc., aa " i he Ji'nt a, JUiok itcrr rttMiihffti." It hike lo lo 20 a4v. tH and Solid Jcrf intk it L8eii(i forrmulnr., Sn-'Hiti pkp il.irr. and Tailor Cut Dres urn lor ivom li'y. -x) (JB II lilt II II ViKMVft" I ut loner aliintl '. J tj New Ohme. I iceiit, i ifaii wuunaa, eti 1, reannSj ; put up in $ 'i pai-kaK'a. 'I I. e J a w lit a induced to liuu.d f j till Jl tw-.ot bultlea. ' L i m-j 7 JS ( tair i umumof ptMtiv hatiMfuctii'M ifiiaianlni' K. O. it. Or.al - n !'l .lc. V tia Tem.'- m 1. wouiiii.Nt- io: j ., Uarl6ra.."'". A ST Iff hl i C, 4 V,'AM I tot lUa tt ist aa1 awa a a I.. ,.MI, h-k ."' JVf-m I ,,,,1,,, Kiet ''"J l-oOLt ever r lliiu. J . K ww. jj , (,,,m .; ..' trtr f.i..e tt up no (((.r' ,, ;-,, e be Mr.BMit friend or erutny, J , f pu( it icirnun; to 1 ,OI pe h. i r ..OOt ' r,
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