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MOMENTS FOR MERRIMENT.
HUMOROUS STORIES FOUND XXT OUB
EXCHANGES.
Morm Slg-R.I i:virrlllnv In I.nrlc
(nimlii-The l,nv All on lloth
Milt a -Hit) In? I, nee.
"How dy do, Mr. Brown, nice wonthcr
we'ro having?''
"Yes, but tlu're'll bo a cbango loon."
"Think so?"'
"Yps, know it."
"Why? Morning papers sy io?''
"No; Bfiw the storm signal."
"Where?"
"Look up street at that pate; seethe
rod headed woman tip there waving a
dish rng at nic? . That's my wife."
Merchant- 1'rarrkr.
ICvrrr thing In I.uck.
"Ha! h;! ha!-' ho chuckled as he held
ap a ten-pound turkey for the inspection
Df u pedchtrian, "but do you see this?"
"Ah yes. Buy him?"
"No, sir-o-et I won him!"
"How?"
"Got him on a raffle."
"Ye-c-s. How long you been at it?"
"Not over three months."
"Is this your first?"
"Yes." '
"Any idea of how much it cost you?"
"Of course pot it all down here in
my notebook. This oird. sir this bird
has cost me 17 not a cent over that.
know men who have thrown away $23
without Retting so much as the leg of a
chicken, whilo I've a ten-pound turkey
for $17. Luck! Ah-ha! Uml" De
troit Free Pres.
Caught.
The tocsin sounds from the tower. It
is my hour to put peas in my shoes and
walk around the block until tea time,
for telling a book canvasser yesterday
that I had just received a copy of the
book, "Forest's Footprints of the Algon
guins," from the author, who was an old
college chum and an army comrade of
mine. The agent looked me in the eye,
while, with many courteous regrets I
made this statement, and then, turning
to the steel portrait of the author on the
title page, asked me if I could recognize
my old chum and army comrade.
It war tho face of a motherly looking
woman of about 05, and a foot note
stating that she died among the Indians
in the winter of 1829.
Dearly beloved, my sins never count
anything against me. I always get
caught Durdette, in Brooklyn Eagle,
- The Law All on Roth Sides.
" Mr. Lawyer, I want to ask you a
question," said a countryman with a
bandago about his head, to one of our
most honorable lawyers.
"Yes, sir; take a seat.. What is tho
nature of the case?"
"Waal, ef you wer a huntin' cn your
naber's premises an' hed tell you to git
off or he'd knock you off, and you
wouldn't go, and then he'd try to knock
you off, could ye bring suit agin' him for
tryin' to knock you oil?"
Tho lawyer then looked at the band
age around the man's head and replied,
in an emphatic way :
"Most assuredly; and collect heavy
damages."
"Waal, then, I reckon I von't do
nothin' more about it."
"Why, why not, my friend! You
could certainly get heavy damages. Tho
law is all on your side."
"I reckon not, mister. You jist now
said the law was the other way."
"How's that? I probably misunder
stood the case."
"Well the feller come in my orchard
and was shootin' rabbits when I ordered
him off; but he woulJn't go. So I went
at it to knock him off, but I got the
worst of it, as ye can see. I reckon he
mustibo one of these 'ere boxin1 fellers."
. -"Ah, ahem! Yes; just so. That
puts the case in another light. Of
course you can sue him for trespass and
assault and battery."
"Waal, I reckon I won't do no more
in the mutter, as you said he can also
bring suit agin' me and collect heavy
damages."
"No, hold on, Don't go. You've
got the law all on your side."
" So has the other feller. Good day,
ir." Kentucky Slate JounaL
Baying; l ace.
She ,was fond of lace. I had heard
her talk of lace and lace it should be.
bo I marched boldly into a swell dry
goods store, with a good deal of style
and a small amount of money. The dry
goods man I knew. The boss waited on
me himself and seemed more than friend
ly when I cod tided to him that I pro
posed to buy something in lace for a
Jdy,
lsaid: "Something in lace."
' I was afraid I should look ridiculous
if I gave it any particular form or appli
cation. "Good?"
"Certainly; as good as you can give
me. Something fit for an impressiona
ble young woman, of whom you're not
quite sure."
"All right; I presume you don't want
anything but the real thing?"
"I would not dream of it. Expense is
not so much an objection." I did not
really mean that. He smiled and led me
into a corner.
"You're a friend of mine," said he;
"you fhull have bomething choice."
"I am glad I came here," Eaid I to
myself.
Some ladies who had overheard the
word lace gradually approached the cor
ner and began to display an indifference
to the proceeding. My friend broupht
a box, a plain looking paper box, and
opened it.
"Now here's something good."
A suppressed murmur of admiration
arose from the ladies around us.
"Ah, that is something worth buying,"
said I with an air of a connoisseur,
beginning to feel for a $20 gold piece I
hud somewhere.
"Do you like this? Well, I won't tell
you what we sell it at, but as 'you are a
friend and Idou't want to make anything
out of you "
"You're a good fellow. Some day I
will"
"J can let you have it for $2,C00."
I .usually have considerable presence
. of mind. I hadn't it with em at that
moment. My face betrayed ;ne, and a
grin began to spread over the features of
the ludiaa. In a moment I recovered.
"I will take that" Tho ladies Started
snd examined me all over. The facetious
dry goods man started. "Hor,," said I
aside, "and you can put in two; holes out
of the pattern." &n lYan?Uco Chroni-cl-e.
'
A Cnffro Thiers Adventure.
It is a question If t'.c ever was a hero
of a gulch or prairie scene, who exhibited
more pluck and fortitude, or more in
ventive genius than the hero of tho fol
lowing "o'er truo tale." It is but a part of
the story of a Caffro chief from the Zulus.
It occurrod on an island near South Af
rica, among the rocks and caves of which
he was trying to hido away from his
pursuers:
"A week had passed since I had pro
cured tho gun and some assngies from
the place where the Zulus had ambushed
tho white men, and I had seen no
signs of a human being: but I knew
to well the enemy by whom I had
been captured, not to bo aware, that if
ho inteuded to recapture mo. ho would
lie concealed for many days, watch
ing for a chanco of surprising me.
My intention was to support lite
until a ship came from Natal, for I con
cluded that when the schooner w hich had
escaped reached Table Bay and informed
the authorities thcro that the Zulus had
overrun Natal, some steps would bo taken
to obtain at least information as to what
had since occurred. Thus I lived in
daily hope of seeing a sail, and once
more joining while men.
"One night I had retired to my hut
and had slept till the dawn began to
show, when I awoke with a strange feel
ing of oppression and weight on my
chest. My cun was close beside me, and
my knifo within reach of my hand. For
a moment I was not aware what was the
cause of the singular feeling I experi
enced, and I opened my eyes without
otherwise moving. In the dim light I
saw that which for an instant, caused my
heart to cease beating. Over my chest
was the coil of a rock snake, this coil
being bigger round than my thigh. I
could seethat the tail of the snake was
ontside my small hut, and in consequence
of my lying on the ground tho huge rep
tile had not been able to coil completely
around me. I knew I was in imminent
danger, and I also at once
decided on the safest and most
probable means of escape. Moving my
arms slowly, I grasped my knifo, and
then racing my head, saw tho snake's
eyes within two feet of mine. His head
was on the ground and so close that I
could lift my hand above it. I carried
out this movement very slowly, the
snake remaining motioniess. Then, with
a sudden stab, I drove my long knife
through tho snake just where his head
joined his neck and pinned him to the
ground. With a struggle I slipped from
under his body, and now tho fight began.
So tenacious of life are these reptiles
that, although I had separated his head
from his body as regards the vertebrae,
yet he twisted and rolled tho great coils
of hi body so rapidly and powerfully
that several times he had surrounded my
legs with a loop, and it was only by a
quick movement on my part, that I
escaped the danger of being inclosed in
a vice-like embrace. I succeeded, how
ever, in avoiding its coils and suddenly
scrambled out of tho hut, leaving the
suake in possession."
Lassoing- Wild Elephants.
As soon as the jungle had been to
some extent chopped and trampled down
so as to give a clear field for action, half
a dozen tame elephants, with mahouts
and noosers, were sent iu to noose the
wild elephants. The noosers managed
with great skill the throwing of a stout
rope made into a loop an a cowboy
uses his lariat so as to catch each wild
elephant in turn by a hind leg. The
rope would be made fast at the other end
to one of the tame elephants. As soon
as the tame brute would feel that a catch
had been made it would start off at a
slow, deliberate, cool and unconcerned
gait in the direction of the grand-stand,
where tying up was done, dragging be
hind it the captured animal. An ele
phant hauled along backward by one ex
tended hind leg is at a serious disadvan
tage. It cannot claw and hold on to the
ground with any great effect. About all
it can do is to bellow, and that it does
do energetically and woefully. When
ever one made any great effort at resist
ance a second tame elephant followed
along, pushing with his trunk against the
struggling creature. Then each beast
was tied "up, and some of them grew
quite furious. One little fellow, after
being tied up for twenty hours, was still
so mad about it that he" would grow al
most irantic withrago whenever anybody
went near him. In two days' more
work the whole herd had been tied up,
and the job of subjugating them began.
Strange Kesults of Duels.
One of the most singular feats of duel
ing is the fact that the lives of tho com
batants having not uufiequently been
saved by articles carried on the person.
The life of Broderick, of California, was
once save by the ball of his antagonist
striking his watch, while we have the
oratories of Handel because the sword of
his antagonist broke on a coat button.
The fighting Irishmen, McNally and
Barrington, once fought, and the bullet
of one was turned aside by the suspeuder
buckle of the other, while the second
bullet lodged in a paper of gmgernuts in
the pocket of the first man. Another
Irishmen fighting with Barrington had
his life preserved by a brooch which he
wore, in which the ball lodged, while
Iiochefort was spared for years to abuse
his political enemies by tho accident of
having a five-franc piece in his vest
pocket. But perhaps tho most singular
result ever known in a duel was that
achieved by two Freuh gentlemen
named Pierrot and Arlequin, who at the
word fired together, and each succeeded
in killing the other's second. "What an
escape!" cried a spectator, though the
seconds had both fallen dead. But it
may be safely atlirmed that the friends of
the seconds did not look on the matter
in this accommodating way, and much
trouble ensued, though finally the whole
affair was dropped and no further light
ing resulted from so unlucky a duel."
The Origin of "Chowder.
The French Canadians cook nearly
everything they eat in the "chaudiere"
from this word comes, it is claimed,
our appetizing "chowder." There are
some fulls near tho city of Ottawa, in
Canada, which are called the "Chan
diere" from their resemblance to t.
SELECT SIFT1NGS.
Humility and children go together In
Rrrmnny. The usual formula for adver
tising births in tho papers is as follows:
Wo most humbly announce tho birth of a
hardy boy. We most humbly announco
tho birth of a fino boy and a lively girl.
The latest decorative stone is petrified
wood, of which a large deposit has re
ccntlo been discovered in Mexico. The
trees are cut in layers like veneering, all
highly polished, and make marble tops
which are us useful as thcry are ornamen
tal. Boys on the edge of the Maine wilder
ness cam pocket money by collecting
spruco gum. Tho business is so exten
sive that agents are sent through the vil
lages to buy it. 1 he first class article
sometimes brings the boys as much as $1
a pound.
11 At an egg eating match at Peterbor
ough, Canada, a short time siucc, one
man nte forty-one eggs and the other
forty. Tho eggs were raw and taken
from a basket in a grocery store. Tho
basket was emptied, and the winner said
ho could cat a dozen more.
Of the 34,000 newspapers of the world
nearly 32,000 are published in Europe
and North America, leaving a little over
2,000 for all the rest of tho world. South
America only issues sullicient to allow
each of its inhabitants three newspapers
a year exhibiting the curious contrast
in this, as in all cisc, between the great
Northern and Southern continents.
In 17S8 tho captain of a vessel in
Boston seized three colored persons, took
them to the West Indies and sold thorn
there for slaves. Tlio event caused tho
legislature of Massachusetts to pasa a
law to provent the slave trade in that
State, and for granting relief to tho fami
lies of such persons as maybe kidnapped
or decoyed from the Commonwealth.
Swimming birds, which constitute
onc-fourteeuth of the entire class, form
one-half tho whole number in Greenland.
As we abroach the tropics the variety
and number of land birds increase Those
of the torrid zone are noted for thcii
brilliant plumage, and tho temperate
zones for their more sober hues but
sweeter voices. India and South Ameri
ca are tho richest regions. Hummers,
tanagers and orioles are restricted to the
New World. Parrots are found in every
continent except Europe, and woodpeck
ers occur everywhere, save in Australia.
The Boy Who Stood on the Burning
Deck.
Few but know the very pretty piece
of poetry by Mrs. Hemans, "Uasabianca,"
commencing, "The boy stood on the
burning deck." The poetess states that
tho lad was the son of the admiral com
manding tho flagship L'Oricnt, which
took fire and exploded; that young Cas
abianca perished in the explosion, refus
ing to quit the position allotted him by
his father, pendiug tho battle of tho Nile.
I have been looking into the official ac
count of the incident, says a Paris letter
to the Newark, (N. J.) Advertiser. Tho
admiral was Brueys, who was wounded
in the head and hand early in the action.
He continued to give orders until cut in
two by a cannon ball , ho uttered the re
quest to be allowed to expire on deek,
which he did in the course of some min
utes. Citoyen Casabianca, the father of the
poetic hero, then took command; hit
son was a middy, but only aged ten, not
thirteen. At that period lads entered
tho navy very young. Casabianca was
also a deputy. Pending the action hit
son was by his side; the father was mor
tally wounded in the head by a splintci
and became insensible; he gave no in
junctions to his son, but tho latter would
not the less quit his wounded parent.
By this time the ship was on fire. Sev
eral of tho sailors had left and saved
themselves on spars till picked up by the
English boats. Aided by the purser
young Casabianca and his father were
lowered down on a piece of a mast flout
ing by, but they had only got a short
distance from tho 120-gun Orient when
she blew up, and nothing more was seen
of the Casabiancas,
But tbo noblest thing that perished them
Wag that young, faithfnl heart.
Stewart's Marvelous Memory.
Stewart was the typical tradesman ol
modern times. He was the trades
man everywhere, at church, at his club,
at home. Ho never forgot the most
trifling details of his business; he knew
and remembered the pattern of every
piece of goods that had ever been on hij
shelves.
Stewart belonged to tlie Century club,
although he rarely visited its rooms. Th(
club once bought a carpet of his people,
and when it hud been down for several
months Stewart happened to come in.
He seemed to be greatly interested in the
carpet, studying it attentively.
"Where did you buy that ?" he de
manded at last of one of the house com
mittee. "At your place, I believe."
"Impossible !" re joined tho millionaire.
"We never had the pattern in stock.
We have had a pattern 'exactly similar,
except that thoso little violet floweri
were white."
Tho committeeman took the trouble to
hunt through his vouchers, and produced
a receipted bill of A. T. Stewart & Co.
Mr. Stewart shook his head.
"There is some mistake, he said j
"the little, flowers on your carpet were
white.
It was found on investigation that thi
little flowers had been white so offen
sively white and sotty to the eyes ol
some of the testhclic members of thi
club that LouisL ang had carefully gone
over them with a still brush dipped in
violet ink.
Found No Poison.
Dr. Samuel K. Cox, D. D., Practical
Analytical Chemist, Washington, D. C,
who made thorough and careful analyses,
reports that there is neither moriihia.
opium, emetics nor poisons in the Bed
Mar (. ougn Cure; that it must prove
boon to those whose systems shrink from
the use of such compounds, and espec
ially to mothers, who justly drcud the
evil, and, at tunes, fatal effects of these
dangerous drugs. lie further states it is
not only free from all opiates, poisons
aud emetics, (a thing which not one
cough preparation in ten can boast) but
it is altogether an original and most
happy combination of the best remediul
agents, and is as harmless as it is effec
tive. Wooden buttons are preferred by Eng
ILsh tailors. ,
True etilnf ml vantjipe nemrM In the new np
riKht piano forte which the Muson t Ham
lin Compnny axe now introducing K undoubt
edly, in tln-ir quality of tone, which iR, of
cou'inn, tho fundamental excellence in any
piano, liy theiriif w arrnntrcmrnt, the string
re accurately and securely held; beliiR sub
ject to little or no VRrintion from changes of
temperature, humidity of the atmosphere, etc.
More perfect and accurate vibrations of the
truiKK are thus secured, which are essential
to times entirely musical, and free from mere
noise. The greater durability and freedom
from liability of the Mncon it Hamlin piano
to pot. out of time eoine tram the same cause.
1 his improvement in these pianos is added to
tho I est modes of construction heretofore em
pi oyrd. Jioston Traveller.
Of the ftJ.WO Indians in Dakota 30,000
speak the English language.
A Prlw In Ihe l.ollery
of lifo which is usually uunppiecmted until it
is lost, perhaps never to return, is neniin.
What a priceless boon it is.and how we ought
to cherish it, that lifo may not be a worthless
blank to un. Many of the disease that flesh
is heir to, and which make life burdensome,
such as consumption (scrofula of the lungs)
and other scrofulous and blood diseases, find
n complete cure in Dr. R V. Pierce's "Golden
Medical Dim ovcrv'' when all other remedies
have failed. 1I Tierce's pamphlet on con
sumption mailed for two mmujis. Address
World's Liponsary Medical Association,
Bullalo, N. Y. ,
" Hkwark," said tho potter to the clay,aml
It became ware.
I.ydia K. Pinkhnin's Vegetable Compound
is to be had at the nearest drug store for
a dolUi'. It is not claimed that this remedy
will cure every disease under thesun, but Unit
it doct all that it oluiins to do, thousands of
good women know and declare.
A man never wakes up his second baby to
seo it laugh. v
"All Men Aro Mara."
said pRvid of old. He w as prolmbly prompted
to make tho above remark after trying some
inireiiiiule catarrh remedy. Had ho been jier
initled to live until the present day, and tried
lr. Sage's Remedy, he might have had a bet
ter opinion of mankind. We claim that no
case of catarrh can withstand the magic ef
fects of tli is wonderful medicine. One triid
of it will convince you of its efficacy. By
druggist; ilfty cents.
Whkn is coffee like the earth I When it is
ground.
Delicate diseases of either sox, however in
duced, BeHlily and permanently cured. Con
sultation free. Book three (Set.) stamps.
World's Disixmsary Medical Association,
itullulo, is. i .
Tim Russian cwr gets fi, 210, 000 a year.
The purest, sweetest and best Cod IJver
Oil in the world, manufactured from fresh,
healthy livers, upon the seashore. It is abso
lutely pure and sweet, i'atienti who have
once taken it prefer it to nil others. Thysi
cmns have decided it superior to any of the
other oils in market. Made by Caswell, Haz
ard & Co., New York.
Chai'I'F.d bands, face, pimples and rough
skin cured by nsing Juniper Tar Soap, made by
taswcll, Hazard 4 Co., Now York.
"Knualh on CoiikIi."
Ask for " Hough on Coughs," for Coughs
Colds, Sore Throat, Hoarseness. Troches, loo
Liquid, i.'c
The Proprietor of Ely's Cream Balm do
not claim it to be a cure-all, but a sure reme
dy for Caturrh, Colds in tho Head and Hay
Fever. It is not a liquid or a snuff, but is
easily applied with the linger. It gives relief
at once. Mold by all druggists. Price 50 cent s.
By mail CO cents. Ely bros., Owego, N. Y.
I Suffered for more than ten years with
that dreadful disease catarrh, and used every
available medicine which was recommended
to mo. I cannot thank you enough for the
relief which your Cream Balm has afforded
me. Emanuel Meyers, Wintield. L. 1.
I was troubled with catarrh for seven
years previous to commencing the use of
Ely's Cream Balm, some five months ago. It
has done for me what other so-called cures
failed to do cured ma The effect of the Balm
seemed like magic C. L. Huff.Biddoford, Me.
"Kauih on Pain."
Cures colic, cranqts, diurrhuea; externolly
for aches, pains, sprains, headache, neuralgia,
rheumatism. tor man or Jxwrt. 'ii and 60a
The Vmr of Brackets.
Thou little trickey Puck!
With autietoys so funnily bestuck;
Light as the singing bin! that wings the air,
(Carboline, Carbolme restores the hair.)
Mothers.
If you are failing ; broken, worn out and ner
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I.ovett'a Cnldr to Pruit Culture.
This is undoubtedly one of the best and
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wbrk on Horticulture, giving full instructions
for planting, pruning, culture and manage
ment of fruits of all kinds, and impartial de
scriptions of nil worthy varieties. It is a
book of over 70 pages, wild aa illuminated
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hundreds of engravings and several colored
plates true to nature. Price, with colored
plates, 10 eta. ; without plates, 5 cts. Every
body ut all interested iu fruit culture should
send to T. J. Lovelt, Little Silver, New Jer
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Tliln People.
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Thi worst kind of fur to wear near the
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.IT. K..at.nrant a.ippln'! with th.b-.l. linr.. e in,
ataiira and el.rat.il rttlroad to all dnpota. Pft'ivlmt
ran lira l,alt,r for m rnt at the (ir.ntl UittijB
Hotel than at ant other ftral-claaa hotel in the cm.
Vkrt stale bread -The crust of the earth.
After Diphtheria
Th ratm it left waak ml oTarooma hj (anaml dabll.
ItT. and anmrnlaor lck of bliml la apt to paralat for
aom ttrna. A rolUbl marflfllna to ct aa tonia and
to ritalira and Tirtoh tha blood li Tar; much naaded,
and for thl purpoa Ilood'i Raraaparllla baa ao aqnal.
ItliM iu.t thcrlrmnma ol rlrhnaaa nd trn(tu re
quired to bring baok robnat haallh.
"IMphthorla left ma In vary bad condition, auffarlnc
particularly (mm Initiation and lamanalt m tha
atotvaoh. At timet I oould not atand up nor tk a,
Ions breath. Hood a 8araparilla hia dona ma to
much ood that I am (lad to toatlfr to Ita aunarlor
efflnaaT." Mhii. K. k. MrotnKn,t;harlMtown,Ma.
J. H. Hntv.au, North Mldillaboro. Ma., had
aavrn children ilck with diphtheria. Thay nil pulled
thro.. ah, but in bad condition, a their ajatema aaomat
poiooned by tha dlaeaan. llooil'a Baraaparilla raatora 1
tha it hole aoven to pTfect health.
- Hood's Sarsaparilla
Sold hf druffgiMn. M : ' for 4 Maria only by
C. 1. HOOD A CO., AputhaotrlM, Lowr-ll, Him,
IOO Doses One Dollar.
BADWAY'S
READY
RELIEF
I'litKS AND ritKVE.NTM
Cold,ContrhB,SorTlUroftt,IntlmmtionB,
Klionmatlsm, Henr,lffl, Headache,
Toothache, Asthma, Difficult
Breathing.
CtTltKS TIIK WORST PAINS In from one to
twanty minutoe. Mot em hour alter reading tin. ad
verUaenient need any one M ! I i;it WITH I'Al.N.
RAD WAY'S
la a rare for FTfry Pfetn, ftpt-nlne), Kralnvs.
I'aine la Hi Hark, t'hrat or I.linb.
It wan the Klrat and In the Only
That Instantly tojn thti mmt mcrnfliatlni pain, Ur
in tl tin m at ion, and imi Dong fitton , whothrr t tho
IjUuks, htoma'h or Bow win, vr othnr g-Undi or organs
by out application. It seized wilh thivturd
:p2Stktjmo:ntl,
Or any InfUmmatlon of tho totrmtl onrtnt or mncus
atiniubranuN, attr ax iMun to cold; w"it, att, ! no
iim, but apply Ita tWNy Haltof o?nr tbo part (IweleV.
with. ooiitti.ofi or iutlnnniinn and cure (ha patient.
A tAanpoiiful ia halt a tumbler of wtr will in a (aw
minuta ourn t'rtuipfi, Hpn-ni', Nour KlumAt'h, tlnarV
burn, Nerv'mtuiit-i, Hlifpli..Mitim, Hiclt ltt'lvh,
Iharrhnpa, ianuttyt Coiic, Flaiuioucy, and ail iutr
&ai pain.
MALARIA
t riii:n IN ITS WtlltST FOBJW.
There ia not a mmedul irnt In the world thrtwill
cure I1 ever and AffiiA and all ot her M ilaii ua, llnii;ua
ami otloT levora, .l-d by IC AIMV A V'H I" I I.L..M
qurtu KAIIWAV'S IllvA lV It I". I.I 1 I'-.
I Illy rem per bolllr. ISjIU by Druimlala.
Dr. Raiway's TampaFlaii EesolycnL
THE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER,
For the Cure of All Chronic IMaraae.
Ohraulo Rhenmatlam, Horofula, 8yphtlltlo Onm
plainta, eto. (an our bnnk on VnMral, oio.; prna
twanty-ttva oenU), tUnduUr Swllinic, Haokinc Dry
(niitD, Oancn ut AfTBOlionn. Kltjutiins of the l,umri,
Dyapnpaia, Waiar HraKh. White hwailiQia, Tumor,
I'luipla, lllotobm, KiuptUna wt the l)lcra. Hip
liteavM, tio it, UropHy, Kicktsia. bait Ktttuini, Br on
cbitia, Oonsumptiou, Diabeloe. aCiduvy, lilaUUvr, lAvtr
Ooiuplainta. oto.
HCIIOFULA.
Whether transmitted by parents or aennired, la within
fha ctirntivH T :f ol the HAHMArA 1(11.1. JAN
ki:soiai:nt,
Curea haro beon made whrre pomnns have been t
fltctd with Scruiula tram thffT rnith op to o, .Hind
-o yam of a, br lJ. UADWAV'H SAl.sA.
PA U 11,1.1 AM KKMIl.Vl.N i', a remedy compiled
ol incrtHlmnta of eitranidinary luvdical proprtia,
eaaautial to purify, bt, rrpair and invla;rat the
broken down and n flatted body. Q.iiuk, pit' c ait, vaie
ant prnianttnt m iti treatuiant and cuie, bold by ail
diutiuU. Oue doilar a buttle.
Dr. Railway's Regulating Pills
For the mire of all disorders of the HtoBiaeh, Llrer,
Bowele, Ki-inaya, Bladder, Nervous Lisr't; Lots ot
Appatita. llttailaohe, ('iristipatio!,, C tivene m, Indi
Cfttion, .., It i ioiiHnma. huvttr, lnlluitiinli n
of tha B( Wttla, 1'iles and all dTaua;nitita of the Id
tarual Via'ra. Pureiy vajafablo, cc a taming no tsar
oury, minerals, or deleter ou mi ua.
J'rlret, rant a par box. Sold ty all druririMti.
IB.snd aleMrimp to K A lV A Y V CtK, No.
3V2 V rren Ht.t Nrw oi k. tor "talat and True,"
TO Til i: IM H I,lt:.-ll auia ai dak for tUdway s,
apoaee inai tria name uaaway" is on wnai you ouy.
THIS PLASTER
Aclsdtrectlyupon the imis
clea and thauervetof lti
back, the seat of ad pal a.
FOR ALL
I.unr Troubles, whether
local or deeply sealed thta
piater will be funnd lo
give tat! ant relief by sp
1-lyliH betweei the shoul
der bisdei
SHARP
For Kidney Trouble,
Rhruniallain. Nenralif ia,
fain in the BUle ami bK
Atlie, Ihry are a MiUlo
aud tperdr rure.
k 7
its , 1
Ksldbr Druriiu;. far tS
cent., or live Xur 41.
M.lleil on rrceipt of
Vnce tir inllh,luollt
tl et hmllli, OeucraJ
A teui., Ho..tiu.
PIANOS
AND
W"- X r?-s r-, Aif
y at Low Prices.
SOLD IN ALL PARTS Of THB COUNTRY
ON THE FOLLOWINO EASY TERMS I
PIANOS, tlS CASH, AND 10 MONTHLY
FOR THE BALANCE UNTIL PAID.
ORGANS, 1 1 5 CASH, AND SB MONTHLY.
SEND FOR ILLUSTRATED CATALOCUE
AND REDUCED PRICES.
Horace Waters & Co.
124 FIFTH AYE., NEW YORK.
TH. IiTIVQI rTWI"H
i"rtiiinl JIlttMUk' VVuiat. it T5
Vir , hplnul t'or.ct, s UO
' K f 1 1 .1 1 Nlirkln.f'nr.. 4. 1
V DinaiibdoininalfJoriAt. 9.1
A 'A l'ecvimmended by leading phymcluia,
tjm delivered tree anywhere iu tlio U.K.
ou locoipt of price. Lady Agents Wanted.
Ur. Linqtn!t'Bbr,nalCorjtCo.,.:'iB'Kay,owYork.
R. U. AWARE
THAT
Lorillard'8 Climax Plug
toeatrins; s rd tin (ay ; that Lorlllmrd's
Uuu l.enl tin cut: that Lurlllard'a
KnVT ('lipptiiKe. aud that Lorlllard's Suufla, tu
(he bosl aud choapeat, quality ooualdered t
Dr, Youngs Patent Electrio Belts.
A BURK Ct'RK rtiH
r Vaiii s Drbilily.
I.oaa t.l iIaiiiUid
' on fitful 111 ii n,
m U us ol ft Of I y
mid Mind, ic, iM
lor uautu ut free.
lr. jj, L. VOUNU, 46 Csnal btreet, Nsw Vork
BRUCELINE!
OhauKn a;;' liun to H natural uolor. ft ei'ouiw ended
blcadniK p.ivaiciaiiH and i'hiuiis. 8uU iur circuiar
aiiJ t"tmm: i.. ). Pru-e, 1.
LFH5?M Tplejjrapby or Short-HniiU sndTyp
L. wtlil riiitif Ucro. &itu.iL.oii juiuitued.
adieas VLl..MiS Unui., Jau-wi 'lie, nt.
rfcfIIf 9"? -loriihlne ii bit f'nrej In 10
1 1 41 B Fi iti 5 ' No l H ! fcd.
Ul h J, Siirat., Ix-uuou, Ohio.
r& p
ii.BLil.
READY BELIEF
s
.v. . ilv f 'Til
m
ITISASPECIFIC
fob .
Kidney tt Liver V.
Trouble, f
'Bladder, Urinary
and Liver Slaeaaea, JL
lro pay, Orarai and J
SUbetee. th
HIGHLY REC
I It ouros Dilloweneaa, Hot
Stomach. Dyapeprla, C
IT WORKSl
a&d cures Xntetrtperano
Oeneral Debility,
S'emale Wi
use it"at
It reatoree the KIDNEY
XXS, to a healthy action,
other medidnea fall. Ilund
who have been elTen up t
phytlotnna.
l,rlretl.t&. Bend for nic
nUNT'8 KKXKDY CO.,
8 tiOL.1) BY AU I1
HUNT'S (Kidney and M
nonnraa-ett eht.p, iT.'at.-a an ap
aatem. aud tviieerad livaltU ia tui
M Y M U-5
Abolittflr rorrr . 11 . ..t ao
tlHc tuImh, Rtti'iir-im imrfnj iSf : nil ;
by Ihe bent mo luts in M.m York, l m
Kuldbrtho Irslniir notine in K;inpi
fcvery pat Lorn cat fi'fi Un Kf-un of tbs
CELEBRATED CILBERT
Which insures ales: mo of yl and ectn
theonrer la'.n,-, lm 1, ANTING Sll AH
carment. white lent espcn ivH to tn t
the mat r rial a!oiie w.ttild he I y t!if ll w
tha Try Ittt mipntTeinnl. in (.iMon..
and otonomio diinr i"r ladies ( t 'tut t
Ahk your mMliant tttr tnem. (inuine o
Ills abora aeal. hxainiue carofaily in
Iti'wareol WorthU'" ImlO
BRAZILIAN COrit
The mn.l rrmnrkriMr 1IS'H BUT V
WTn'.? CONSUMPTION. "aTtI
ONCKiiiion ibfl xCrv Pna ntltlc
pr
rrns
e n to two v- jC vV hoxr ot
SOI'Tll AMV. Z-H-
l( It A.i I'll
IhOMMHIirU W
'.rrde mf d
U'm rriiinll
(H . M I N
lilmNCH n
. ...VI VI '
InfT. i nlnrrh
fill, Tliranl. ,r V.s'V
Til T TKI
NT Kit,
Klin. t ,mon i
CONKtTMPTION.
Fcvr sals at all lrtiturlsti, For hlstorr of thedlacor
or mailvd upon receipt f,ct ln rvmaikaitln c
linos. hM ALL Hlr, )! ;irKnd an-1 t -at imonial
LAHtiR hi.t:. IhII utr four p ra.ua rt'"tnrHi t he
timas tb tiuantity, if.l.&t . ,a l ro-s Ukah IaN
IirArtlons fur iicinir accom- imI'nii i 'o., H an
panyins; avery puckAK. market St., Sownri,
Cut thia hd. out and send to ntne nilltvtd fneiv.,
Improved Gcograptilcal Cards, :
Improved Historical Cards.
Fai-h of Ihi-KC enu' ronit of ?00 cm
With full dirrrliuiia, in imii.lsoine box. Iu d
tion to forming an iiiu-nafly interfsting CB
auv one ran, by their tnw, in a aliort lime
wiihout effurt pvrmani'nlly aruuireall Ihe lead!
fact of Geography and History.
-S-THE GAME OF MYTHOLOGY
Te.!cned to t-nnlilo perwms lo liwwime fain'
with tha principttl cliaiacteni of Mylbolocy I
interi'stms an. I easy way. Prioe, $1.00
IKwI-paiil, or the thrco by cipn-m, piepav
$2.50. bend for Descriptive t.'lrculnni.
PETER G.THOMSON.Cinclnnat
IJirRKlHM your own b ties
aiT thie ikwi
4rtrflmi'a Kitiv ol' 1'hIi
luniis ted in t oiAtW and
ma 1. with lull di'.e tn un .fe
ma1 ud tiaint. also Ubt-lf fu
Ilea, ( ircularn, eto. It re
pain aa it by niKf jc and 11 a I
hold if niedy wtiHievt-r knuv
lCl.uinMtiiu, N.urlfci, , '
s.iie.T -o'hait'he.Hurus an?it
Ktra n and BriinwK, Htie; 1
tHil tiftfino tlio savins',
an o in numey in awlliug i
. i r pack ai;" and yrm wi
. 1. 1' c.i.Niiitiin tteieaftf
i ATlf If II, ti.ffdo
r iy cur.. hiftyceuia D
d. Sumnt taCen.
KK HAHl'rt, Sul .'nil rmlxr, Tlfd'
Paynes' Automatic Engines and S
W nffrr an to m . r. ti;ounted Kns-tne with1
fcO-in. solid haw, ol) ft. b-ltinic. uan(-liMke, nK f.,!1'"
foruparation, on nira, tl.Hi.i. Kuionu on ki I a1!
Unn. H.nd for cinmlui (b. II. W. P. Nl
SONS, Manulactur iBof ull styles A n tiiiu( t 1
u uen, from 2 to a o IIP.; ais'i luM-yi,, 4t'yLi
Buaitinc. tlmira. H Y. Box 18 ;U-"B)C . ,
BIRTHDAY 'CARDS!'
WE WANT 10C0 R'noK ACiOTS
gr the new book 'I'll I ll 1 V-'l ill.;!, i' I AK AOSt
ti,U
Dt (jd. IOUQE ud tjtu, h.ll
Uuk fut. indorsed by lJrv t
h.ieridan, aud thauRndn tf
lirii'l ljr.Lt, 1 ..
nt ju-ir.,
Lditura, etc., aa " i he Ji'nt a,
JUiok itcrr rttMiihffti." It hike
lo lo 20 a4v. tH
and Solid Jcrf intk it
L8eii(i forrmulnr., Sn-'Hiti
pkp il.irr. and
Tailor Cut Dres
urn lor ivom li'y. -x) (JB
II lilt II II ViKMVft" I
ut loner aliintl '. J
tj New Ohme.
I iceiit, i ifaii wuunaa, eti 1,
reannSj ; put up in $
'i pai-kaK'a. 'I I. e J a
w lit a induced to liuu.d f j
till Jl tw-.ot bultlea. '
L i
m-j 7 JS (
tair i umumof ptMtiv
hatiMfuctii'M ifiiaianlni'
K. O.
it. Or.al -
n !'l .lc. V tia Tem.'- m
1. wouiiii.Nt- io: j
., Uarl6ra.."'".
A ST Iff hl i C, 4 V,'AM I tot lUa tt
ist aa1 awa a a
I.. ,.MI, h-k ."' JVf-m
I ,,,,1,,, Kiet ''"J
l-oOLt ever r
lliiu. J . K ww. jj , (,,,m .; ..'
trtr f.i..e tt up no (((.r' ,, ;-,, e be Mr.BMit
friend or erutny, J , f pu( it icirnun;
to 1 ,OI pe h. i r ..OOt '
r,