SUMMER SIDE OF LIFE. STORIES THAT WILL RAISE RIPPLES OF LAUGHTER. A rhrnomrnon Their Irllcile Sens of Tonrh -Srnslde Mimic 71 rn With the i'ig A Komanre. 'Tapn, -wliat is a plionomcnonf" 'A phenomenon, my son, is something out of the ordinary course of nature." "I don't quite understand it yet, papa." "Well, my son, vrhen you know a cer tain thing ought to happen, but the re verse actually does happen, that is a phenomenon." "Give an illustration, papa, and then I believe I. can understand it." "Well, if David Davis Bhould steal a circus tent and " it for a shirt, that would bo natural; Dui 7 " circus should steal his shirt for a tent, that would be a phenomenon." Paris Beacon. Their Uolicale Senile of Touch. They were in the grocery store. Said Brown (seeing a blind man about to en ter) : "Were you aware how delicate the touch of a blind man is ? When nature deprives us of one sense she mnkes amends by bringing the other senses to extraordinary acutencss. Let me illus trate by this gentleman. I'll take a scoop of sugar and let him feel of it, and you'll see how quickly he'll tell what it is." The blind man having entered, ho was put to the test, lie put his thumb and linger into the scoop, and without hesi tation said : "That is sand." Everybody laughed but the grocer. He made three several attempts at blushing, and then went into the Dack shop and kicked his dog. Peck's Sun. Seaside Pintle. Guest "I did not know you had a band here." Landlord "Oh, yes, I have one every season." Quest "How often do they play f" Landlord " Only once a day in the afternoon or evening." Guest- " Wouldn't it bo better to have them play in the morning?" Landlord " Why in the morning?" Guest Because then the guests, rested, refreshed and invigorated by a good night's sleep, aro better able to stand it." Philadelphia Call. The men With the rig-. A few days ago two men, who were afterward found to be Detroiters, arrived in a town about fifty miles to the west of this, leading a pig. It was perhaps big enough and heavy enough to be called a hog, but they termed it a pig, and as they turned it over to the care of the landlord at whose inn they proposed to rest for the night, one of the men ex plained : "Be awful careful with that pig. He's a daisy a new breed just from Scotland. We've sold him to a farmer out here for $50, and we don't want anything to hap pen to him. The landlord took the pig up, and then began to think and cogitate and sus pect. When the strangers had gone to bed he called in some of the boys, and said: "I've twigged tho racket; them two fellows are sharpers and that s a guess ing pig. To-morrow they will give you a chance to guess at his weight at ten cents a guess, and you'll be cleaned out only you won't. As the fellows sleep we will weigh their pig and beat their game." Nobody slept until the pig was taken over to the scales and weighed. He pulled down 170 pounds to a hair, and the villagers went home and hunted up their nickels and dreamed of pigs and scales and sharpers through the remain der of the night. Next morning the pig was led around in front, and, before starting off on his journey, one of the owners remarked to the assembled crowd : " Gentlemen, I'm going to weigh this pig directly. Maybe some of you would like to guess on his weight? I'll take allgueuses at ten cents each, and who ever hits it gets fifty couts." This provoked a large and selected stock of winks and smiles, but no one walked up until the pig man said that any one person could guess as many times as he cared to, provided a dime ac companied each guess. Then a rush 6et in. Three or four merchants put up fifty guesses each. A justice of the peace took thirty. A lawyer said about twenty would do for him. Before there was any let up in the guessing about 600 had been registered and paid for. Every soul of 'em guessed at 170 pounds. It was curious what unanimity there was in the guessing, but the pig men didn't seem to notice it. When all had been given a chance the pig wag led to the scales, and lol his weight was exactly 174 pounds I - "You see, gentlemen," explained the spokesman, "while this animal only weighs 170 pounds along about 11 o clock at night, we feed him about five pounds of corn meal iu the morning before weighingl You forgot to take this mat ter into consideration 1" Then somebody kicked the landlord, and ho kicked the justice, and the jus tice kicked a merchant, and when the pig men looked back from a distant hill the whole town was out kicking itself and throwing empty wallets into the river. Detroit Free Press. A Itomance. "Oh, Maurice," said a Clifton girl to her lover, "did you know papa had bought a new doc: ?" Maurice started and looked around anxiously, even nervously. "No, darling." he replied, with a slight two-stop tiemulo in his voice. "He has, Maurice, and he knows so many tricks, too. "Your papa or the dog, darling ?" he inquired, in an abstracted manner. "The dog, of course, naughty boy,''she answered, playfully tapping him on his chebt protector with the middle finger of her lily white hand. "When did he secure this valuable ani mal " "Last Monday morning, dear, he brought him home. He has been play ing Ins tricks every day, and the Strang e$t one is that he will go into, the water and catch ii h." "Your nana or the doer, dear?" 'The dog, of course," she answered, pettishly tin's time. Again the young man f rom Peirl streel looked anxiously.evon nervously, around the room. "Did you say he caught fish, darling?'' "Yes, love, and ho holds to them so wi can hardly pull him away." "Darling," ho whispered, "oh, dar ling, I wag hero last night in the rain. It was a very watery rain, too, but, darling bo bravo now, and tellmo if, my coat-tail looks like a fish." Let us turn from this sad sccno. chant-Traveler. Witch Finding in India. Tho ordeal by water is universal among tho barbarous Non-Aryan tribes of Cen tral India, from the Bhccls in the west country to tho wild men in tho almost unexplored jungles of Bustar and tho fat cast, towards the Bay of Bengal. Hera is a description of one water test, tnken a few years ago from tho mouth of an expert witch tinder among tho Bheels, who got into a scrape for applying it to an old woman; "A bamboo is stuck up in tho middle of any piece of water. The accused is taken to it, lnyl hold of it, and by it descends to the bottom. In tho meantime ono of the villagers shoots an arrow from his bow, and another runs to pick it up and bring it back to the place whence it was shot. If the woman is nblo to remain under water until this is done she is declared innocent, but if sho comes up te breatho before the arrow is returned into tho bowman's hand sho is a true witch and must bo swung as such." In the case from which this account is taken tha woman failed in the test, and was con sequently swung to and fro, roped up to a tree, with a bandage of red pepper on her eyes; but it is obvious that this kind of ordeal, like almost all primitive or deals, is contrived so as to depend for its effect much upon the manner in which it is conducted, whereby tho operator' favor becomes worth gaining. A skillful archer will shoot just as far as he chooses. Another crdeal is by heat, as for in stance, the picking of a coin out of burn ing oil. But the question extraordinary is by swinging on a sacred tree, or by flogging with switches of a particular wood. Swinging before an idol, with a hook through the muscles of tho back, is the well-known rite by which a Hindu devotes himself to the god, and Hogging with rods from a sacred tree manifestly adds superhuman virtue to the ordiuary effect of a vigorous laying on. In 1805 a woman suspected of bringing cholera into the village was deliberately beaten to death with rods of the castor oil tree, which is excellent for puraring witchcraft. It is usual also to knock out the front teeth of a notorious witch; the practice appears to be connected with the belief, well known in all countries, that witches assume animal shapes; for in India they are supposed occasionally to transform themselves into wild beasts, a super stition analogous to our European lycan thropy. Shaving the heads of femala witches is very common among the tribes much infested by sorcerers: it is employed as an antidote, not merely as a degrading punishment, so that one is tempted to trace its origin to some recondite notion of power residing in the hair; and thin even back toward Samson, to Circe with the beautiful locks, and to the familial devils of early Christian times, who are said to have a peculiar attachment foi women with fine tresses. Sir A. LyaWt Asiatic Studies. Revolting Practices. A Madagasgar letter to the Sprincfield liepumican, says: In this land, wheie su perstition, treachery and murder predom,' mate, it is not strange that funerals art continually occurring, and that the strangest and most revolting perform' ances arc indulged iu upon these occa felons. The first funeral which .'! wit nessed was that of a man of no particu lar rank or position. As the corpse was being carried along it was followed by a rabble of mourners who were all screaming and yelling. At intervals along the road the corpse was placed on the ground and a series of athletio games were commenced, in which speat exercises were the most prominent. When the place of burial was reached the corpse was thrown naked into a shallow grave and then covered up with earth. A. largo pile of rocks was then placed over the grave. Some pieces of silver and a few other articles were buried with the body in order to give the ghost a start in the next world. When people of rank are buried the ceremony is more extensive and somewhat different. At the death of a chief the greater pari: of his cattle are killed, and his wives are obliged to cut off their hair and other wise disfigure themselves. A coflin is made by cutting a log somewhat longei than the corpse. The log is split length wise, hollowed out, and the body placed within. The funeral ceremonies are never complete until the succeeding chief has captured a town or has fought a battle in which blood has been shed. Whenever a sorcerer, or person of more than ordinary distinction departs this life, his body is allowed to decompose before burial. It is covered with aro matic substances and placed on a bam boo platform in the sun, where it is left for several days. The decomposition produces a putrefying liquid which is caught in earthern vessels placed under the platform. This horrible liquid is then divided among those present. Each receives the liquid in his hand and quickly rubs it all over his body. After this revolting performance the body is wrapped in a kind of cloth and buiied with various ceremonies. Apropos. Apropos of the season when a young girl's dreams gently turn to thought of creams : "My sweet," he murmurs soft and low, As sank the sun in crimson glow. 'Come, tell me, now, thy soul's desire 'f Dwp in her eyes he saw the tire That sealed his late. Cluee to his side she nestling pressed, He felt her heart throbs 'gamst his breast, While trustful love shone in her face. "I want." she said, wil U blushing grace, "Another jilute." A London correspondent has discov ered that one may say either gown, dress or frock, when alluding to woman's outer gear, without bcin voted either old fashioned, vulvar or slangy. More vital questions are being cleared up this y 'ar than diivinrr anv similar neriod siocn the WALKING IN THEIR SLEEP. BOMB REMARKABLE TRXAKS or SOMNAMBULISTS. A German Who Write loetry In III Meep Cnrlona fame of an Italian Nobleman. A story is told of a German student a somnambulist who on ono occasion arose from his sleep and wrote some verses on a subject which ho had vaiuly wrestled with when awake. "Aro many such stories told of som nambulists ?" asked an Atlanta Constitu tion man of a well-known physician. "There are," was tho reply. Thero is a case on record of a man at Milledge- ville who used to arise in his sleep and go out on the roof of his house and walk along where it would navo Deen utterly impossible for him to havo stood had ho been awake. I have heard of a man who was accustomed to go down tho steep side of a mountain to a creek, undress, and go in and taken bath. lie would then como out, dress and return homo, all the time being wholly unconscious of whnt he was doing." " hat is somnambulism i ' "I don't know. The somnambulist seems to dream, and to havo tho power to act that a sleeping man has not. Some of them relate as dreams what they do when they take these night walks. Thero is a story told of a young nobleman in tho city of Brcnstein who was observed by his brother to riso in his sleep, put on his cloak, and, having opened tho case ment, to mount by tho help of a pulley to tho roof of tho building. 1 hero ho was seen to tear in pieces a magpie's nest and wrap tho young birds in his cloak, llo returned to his apartment, having placed his cloak by him with tho birds in it. In the morning he awoke and re lated the adventuro as having occurred dream, and was greatly surprised when ho was led to the roof of the tower and shown tho demolished nest, as well as the magpies concealed in his cloak." Do somnambulists always go with their eyes open?" "lhcy usually do. I havo noticed that actresses who play 'Lady Macbeth' all nccept that idea. Did you never see a woman in the sleep-walking scene in 'Lady Macbeth?'" The reporter remarked that he had been quite horrified on more than one occasion as a pair of glassy eyes stared vacantly over the footlights. "Those eyes in tho real somnambulist cannot see. They look, but they do not see; they have cars, and hear not." Ono of tho most interesting cases is re ported by Muratori. Says ho : ' 'Signor Augustin was an Italian noble man, dark, thin, melancholy and cold blooded, addicted to the study of tho abstract sciences. His attacks occurred nt the waning of tho moon, and were stronger in autumn and winter than in summer. An cye-witutss gives tho fol lowing description of them: "One evening toward the end of Octo ber we played at various games after dinner. Signor Augustin took a part in them along with the rest of the company, and afterward retired to repose. At 11 o'clock his servant told us that his mas ter would walk that night, and that we might come and watch him. I examined him after somo time with a candle in my hand. He was lying upon his back, and sleeping with open, staring, unmoved eyes. We were told that this was a sure sign that ho would walk in his sleep. I felt his hands and found them extremely cold, and his pulse bent so slowly that his blood seemed not to circulate. It was about midnight when Signor Augustin drew aside tho bed curtains with violence, arose, and put on his clothes. I went up to him and held the light under his eyes. He took no notice of it, although his eyes were wide open and staring. He fastened on his sword and warmed him himself in an arm-chair by the tire, lie went to his wardrobe, took out some things, got others disarranged, put them iu order again, locked the door, and put the key in his pocket. He then went into a court and caught and bridled his horse. He appeared confused when he did not find the saddle in its accustomed place, but finally mounted tho horse and rode to another side of the court and tied his horse. From there he went into the house and walked into a parlor, where he played several airs on a harpsichord. After moving about for two hours ho went to his room and threw himself on his bed, where he slept nine or ton hours. The servants declared that they could only put an end to his paroxysms by tickling him under the soles of his feet, or by blowing a trumpet iu his ears." Negretti was a servant about twenty four years old. and a sleep-walker from his eleventh year, but his attacks only occurred in March. He would arise in his sleep, arrange the table, stand back of his master's chair long enough to give him time to at, and then clear the cloth. lie would then lock up the house and ur range for going to bed, and after doing so would be awakened. He could re member nothing of his somnambulistic actions. He would awaken when water was thrown in his face, and would be faint and stupid for some time. He acted from force of habit, and if a door through which he had passed was afterward shut he would run against it when he returned. If he carried a candle and a bottle was substituted he would not know the dif ference. It is said of Negretta that he sat down to eat a bowl of salad which he had prepared. It was taken from him and some strongly seasoned cabbage put iu its place; but he ate without perceiv ing the difference. He sniffed ground coffee in pla-je of snuff, which lie had demanded. Other sleep-walkers have been known to detect these deceptions. In general, somnambulists do not hear persons who talk aloud in their presence. A young priest used to arise and write his sermons in his sleep, reading them aloud after doing so, and making cor rections and interlineations with the most remarkable accuracy, even correct ing grammatical errors and incorrectly spelled words. Ho also composed music and wrote it while asleep, putting in cleffs, sharps and flats. Somnambulists have been known to fall from dangerous heights, and even to bo killed on being awakened while taking their sleep walks. The affliction is said to be hereditary, and is sometimes caused by intemperance. The Russian government has borrowed $80,000,000 to build railways. Tho Tct Crocodile. When Herodotus was in Egypt about 450 years beforo tho Christian era, tho following was tho way in which this formidablo rcptilo was taken prisoner: "There are many ways of catching crocodiles in Egypt, but the following scorns to bo best worth relating. The huntsman puts the chino of a pig as a bait on a hook, and lets it down into tho river. In tho mcantimo ho takes his station on tho bank, holding a young pig, which ho brats in order to make it squeal out. Tho crocodile, on hearing this, makes toward tho sound, but meet ing with the bait on his wav, he swallows it down. Then tho men begin to pull, and after ho is fairly hauled out on dry land, the first thing the huntsman dots is to plaster the crocodile's eyes up with mud. If ho can succeed in doing this there is no difficulty in managing tho benst; otherwise it is a very troublesome affair." The different treatment which this monster received in different parts of ancient Egypt is curious, and not very easily accounted for. In tho southern parts, near (the cataracts, tho crocodile was an articlo of food, but probably only with a particular caste, as in Don gola at tho present day. In other parts, as tho Thebes and near tho great Lako Kcroun, it was fashionable to have a pet crocodile, who was fed daintily and treated with great rc9pcct. "They put," said Herodotus, "pendants of glass and gold in their cars, and rings round their fore-legs; they also give them a regular allowance of bread and meat, and tako all possible care of them whilo nlivo. When they dio tho Egyptians embalm them and put them in sacred sepul chres." Fortunately for tho credit of Herodotus, a mummy of a crocodile has been found with his cars pierced for pendants, which fact is particularly mentioned by M. Geoffroy St. Hilaire. Strabo tells nn odd story of a crocodile which he saw when ho visited Egypt, somewhat moro than 400 years after the visit of Herodotus. "In this district they honor the crocodile very much, and they have a sacred one which lives in the lako by itself, and is quite tame to the priests. He is called Suchus, and is fed with bread, and meat, and wine, which ho gets from strangers who come to see him. Our host, who was a person of im portance in the place, accompanied us to tho lake, taking with him from the tablo a small cako, somo roasted meat, and a little cup of some sweet liquor. Wo found the crocodile lying on tho margin of the lake. Tho priests went up to him, and while some opened his mouth, another crammed into it, first tho cake, then tho meat, and last of all, poured tho drink down his throat. Tho crocodile, after this treat, jumped into tho lake and swam over to the other side. Eye. A Billion. What is a billion? In the French sys tem of notation, which is also used in the United States, it is a thousand mil lions; but tho English system gives tho namo billion to a million millions. Sir Henry Bessemer, tho famous inventor, who is in the habit of occupying his leisure with curious calculations for the amusement of his grandchildren, tried to convey somo ideaof tho immensity ex pressed in this little word. Ho took it successively as a mensuro of time, of length and of height. Selectins tho second as tho unit to bo used iu his first calculation, he began with tho startling assertion that a billion seconds have not yet elapsed since tho commencement of tho Christian era nor, indeed, even a sixteenth part of that number. A billion seconds make 31,087 years, seventeen days, twenty-two hours, forty -five min utes, five seconds. In regard to length, he chose tor his unit tho English sovereign, a coin of the size of a half-cagle. A chain of a billion sovereigns would belong cnougntopass (Da times around the globe; or supposing all these coius lay side by side, each iu contact with its neighbor, ii wouiu iorm nuout tne eartn a golden zone fifty -six feet six inches wide. This same chain, were it stretched out straight. would make a line a fraction over 18, 328,445 miles in extent. For measuring , 1 . , , . r . - 1 ncignt, Dir uenry cnoso ior a unit a single sheet of such paper as that upon which the London Times is printed a measure of about 1-833 of nn inch in thickness. A billion of these thin sheets pressed out flat and piled vertically upon each other would attain tho altitude of 47,348 miles. If any ono doubts tho cor rectness of these calculations he may go to work and figure the thing out for himself. 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In. flurnxn, Ilroiirhhtl U.iliculitra, ir nchlli, llonraantHM, Anllim, Croup, Wltoomun anti all Oinn.nm 01 Hi Itrvnl nine OrHfiiifl. tt soaihrft and bnl Iho Mrmhruiie of the iiinaH Influiiit'd and iioiaoiird by I ho dt4HM, and prevrttla Ibe niMht ufiiti and tight n en iirron lite rhvatwlilrh nicouiiany Iu I'otiMUiiiitlioii U not nn Incurable inuludy. HAMAS llAI.SA.H will rurt you, won iNuuHn pro .famuli a i aio im.ii a. I-Ttni Afc-nt cant ICELT.a'nd tell ttit mill, shout JorskN 1'ut rour U7i .7nDAKi?BWmto $60.5 TON WAGON SCALES. gram Tare Dram. Frriflt addns. J0KI3 Of BINSEAtlTON, ' JUflUttaU'rOK.N. Y. m FOOTFs Oriffinal METHOD fll n rirO Mad rw srllnnnt rtiu-. ill.' ULU 1 1 CO toi H.mediclue orgliuiavs RIIPTII RE i urei " toleration II II ,tl I1 II U I I U 11 L or uiiiouitoi-Uible truss. 11 U 111 1J iitn as vi ruaa PHIMOSIS Cured without cuttlnp: iiew,iai.il,'i8,Bafo,uie. ip n linn n n i i i elC. ! CHIlft'B www Hnu miMlIIUI irPnilllPDl, ' " , , . VM R 0 N If WIumitii of all kinds-"""l'llleK Ull II UI1 1 U no cullnl "Incurable. ' lOc.carbJ Address Dr. E. B. FOUTE. Box 7S8. N. Y. fltr. rue emM er all iooi er aivfhtbrv. O ONEER I iim I BEARING ntKUES luam Rff F PTiS Tits thrilling adTtnrum of all Ihf hero-et plorers anil flKhtore. .iiuiaii.. viiu.wi enu wno iiratu, over our wuolo country, from ths rerlieit timet to the preacut. Lives ant! famoul ex. ploiU of DrSoto, I..S.I1.. fiUndnh. Boone. K.nlon. Ilr.,1. Crockett. Dowie. Houston. Careon. Cutter. WiW Hill. RiiHuTit Bill. Gene. Miki and Crook, iriret Inilian Chtele aod ecoret ol AfllHTJ WANTED, 1 priced a ui beau aujthing to eel BOAMMhL A CO.. hi,m:i6, f liiladolphmor hi . Ixiuii AGEXTS WAXTm r.., fse uvm . BLAINE Mm im&$ 17. toi 1 iltil. W . K.ioi. OiilM'llft uilothfr l u to I . AulTmr ii'ud. Authentic imimrtiil Coin li-ta. the Hft and i'hrtnnt. bill! ptwra t) 1. ftO. like mfi' c. il percent, to Anvil's tiu tilt tree, rrtint i-aui. rna lor r.xfra it rm, dr., Ui HAUlIr Olfli 1'L UI.InI11.NU t(l HurlttM.I. to,,-,. BEAUTIFULLY CONTRASTED COLORS On u plain canu Or. s-u I lur .Samples. Annul VVunteil, Jit-., t 'I'STKK, jHi k.on, Mu ll. iroiTR name os m 'H.IK U STAMP. 2:.c. Nm not? fttlilr-'K". -Me. He' GOOD NEWS 12 LADJJES! l.rffctt- inJurenir-tiUs jvr ofc frrd. Now' our i nn i to r't ua onlera lor our clet-r. td Ten tntlt oll-HaAnu Km'.tirwjstKiuutf JLjiiL,' ''AsJ li aJSel, or Hand, me K, ui,raied Gold llnnd Mnes Roe I'lnniT Set, or (.old Hand Mow f ill t mlu led ml of Mums Ivom t-hin ie'"rtleil 'I oilet Set. r lull tmrtirulnrs ddres Till') .II:AT AMKItlt'AN THA CO., P. O. liui a. el aud ii Vaaujr bt., New York. CUKES HIM ALL ELSE fAtlS in lime. llfiaUL. u TV BALSA! mm a? - 1. 1 d r- I :vy-Vsi Mr- HORSEMEN AND FARMERS. 'rX In stamps wo postpaid, a 'Vll''C'iuiii,' Mm Uiseaena 'J-.iie.,!. ,j jr ,inwicu iciui'llll. lucrtnut , uuukiuiiD wy" lor t 1,11:1 a'e bw tlic tHi tn. Iwtiw utt.t i,riiilrlv etui nmcii 'other ltiforuiatiou of great value to , J -. v KUrt5E suox FU3. cu., Tltitl Qn'oUoim!!.! .efc th moV eminent phynictnn Of nnv wliool, what in the bout thinpf tn th world fur qiilrMlnif anil allnvlnic all Irritation of thn nr-o, nif rtirlnj; all forma of ncTTous ooiniilnint.a, Riving natural, childlike rotreahy lnjr, alrp alwavnj And thev will toll yoli unlmilUtlrigly "Some form of Hop I IP' CHAPTER I. Ak any or all of thn most eminnnt phnrt ciaim: "What in tha bfwt nnd only rmevl- that can I mlityj on to cum all tlinwrnn of the kid nays and urinary oi Knns;nurh a Hrihl's dis- pnw, inntxMc, rctPiition, or Inaliililjr to retain urine, and all the die;wi and ailments pecu liar to Women " "And thcr will Ml vntt oxnlti'ltlr and en lilintictilly, '7iiciii .'.!' .Ask me samp piiyslclnna "Whnt is thn must roliiililn and mircet mir ror all liver lisciiKit or ilvsiwMwIri. constipa tion, indigestion, liiliotiim'fw, malaria, evor. K"e, Jip" nnd they will U'U you: manilvnke I or Unndrlum III!" Hence, when these ivniodios aro combiner! with others otninlly vnluuMe, And compounded into Hop Hitters, such a wonderful and mysterious curative itowtr is t1eveloml, which' is so vnriitl in its oerations iimi, no tttwww or in nonnn can poiwiiuj cxim. or resist its (xiwer, and yet it is Harmless for the iiuwt frail woman, weak est invalid or smallest child to use. CHATTER II. "ratients "Almost dead or nearly dying" For years, and Riven up by physicians, of liripht's ami other kidney diseases, liver pom- 'limits, Revere coughs, called consumption, lave lieen cured. Women pons nearly crazy ! I !! ! From nnoiiy of iieurnlnia, nervousness, wakefulness, ond various diseases ecu!iar to women. People drawn out of shnjw from eitrTurlat Ing jxiiirs of rheumatism, iiillnmmator anil chronic, or sulTcring from scrofula, Krysipelas I "Snltrheum, Mood poisoning, dyspepsia, ln dipostion, nnd, in fiK't.almostnll diseases frail" Mature is heir to Have been cured by Hop Hitters, proof of which can be found iu every neighborhood iu the known world. e None genuine without a bunch of green Hops on the white liilwl. Shun all the vile, poisonous stuff with "Hop" or "Hoim" in their IIBIIIO. nth u-ar He Fell in the Streets. . KENNEDY'S FAVOHITK I1KMKDV Cures a Terrible I'nse of (travel. ' Nnthlne l more tirnenlly neerlerj than rellsbtf medicine for Uritvel, h Uie dlKeaee eootitii on the In creaee, sntl wr are kIbiI to anjr Hint .noli Is UK. IA VIII K K.N NKDV'.S KAVliltl I K ItK.MKDY, of Hon limit, N. Y. We put in evidence Ihu following let ter, .elected from many aimilitr coiniiiniiicsilutis: 1'iTTsriKLii, Miimi., Murclt, 18S4. i Dr. Virid Kennntii : I'fh Sin: You have rinlit to know, and I da. sire the public to know my experience with tlrarnl Hid my retttnrlialilo recovery throtich the use of our "K.WliHITK KK-MKltV." I sni csrpantar living in this place, and thero are plcntr of wune.a. e. to i nc it tun ol wltsl 1 any. My llr.t compara tively alleht a'tack of (Iravel was In tho year 1H74, It pii.ti, tl away, nnrl I had little more trouble tint') la.t July, lSH. tine day when at work in my .hop 1 was niiMi ny seized with a keen anil terrible pais in my lefletde. 1 coueulted two hylclan. atotica, Una .aid: " rati do iwthina for you I Your cam l liirnrulile I" I was fright tied and went to ths second, whn said little, but gave me a prescription. It did nn good. Then Ixyan a series of eiprrlenceslhear'ony an4 horror of whtrh worda cunnotdrplct. '1'hinkof ill 1 was scimetlmes taken in the street, and would fall, writhing with agony, upon the sidewalk. It wat death in life. Tha.ik Heaven, 1 then beard of 'KKNNICDY'H KAVOKl i K KKMP.DY." throagll Mr. P. 1". Cnolcy. I had not used hair a bottle when 1 pasted three atones in succession, ona of wliUh was nearly one-half an Inch long. I pe mar art 4 with tho niodiciiie, tlm symptoms gradually abated, nd I have bad no more trotiblo since. 1 am wall, Ibants to you and "K.VVoUlTK KEMEDY." Vours uost gratefully, , JAM1CS 1). KENKKDT. ' Whst "KAVOUITE ItKMKt)Y"did It. this case It h i. dona in many others. If you deals to U ae Add:es Dr. llavld Kenuedy, Kondout, N. Y. C'aynes' Automatic Engines and Saw-Mill. or it i.KADnt, WtofTrmlt lt II. T. mount imI Knuln with Mill. 60-to. tolid .sw, aMi tt. ( tunc, cant hir-.kn, rir - mplf't for upf rni inn. on cnr, $l,10i, hugm) on nkliln $r$ Uhh. 8 n) for ciriMil.ii (Hi. It. . IAVNK fe HONS, MatnufACturTTK of alt ntvln Aiitnimttlr Kn tliii'h, irom W to Jon II. P.: alhu Ptillfjii, llnicrs and UIiii, Klmir. N. V. Iloi 1 NoU. t Iniliorinnt K ttJurtln In (he price f (PKTKOIaKIMI JFI.I.Y.) One Ounce bottles reduced from 15c. to 10a. Two Ounce bottles reduced Iron 25c. to 15o. Five Ounce bottles reduced from 50c. to 25c. Thn tmtilto muftt not critt any but original frrti bottlnd by ua, an the iimitatium ro wurtbloaa. Chesebrough Manufacturing Co.. New Yori. Walnut Lent llulr Ucaiorrr. It ( nt'rly rlitTHrnnt fntm nil thrt, n1 Iti nam Indiontffi in h prffi't VrBfiuhle llmr K.tirr. U will inni.txliutf y lnti tliH lientl 1 1 m all ilnndrurf, rt-st4lt icry hair to itn tiHturnl t'olor, and prii.lm ii a nwf uruwto wlitTA it hai. fft(ln off. It l not. rt not thtt htinltli, h toll sulphur,. ty ir of l a1 nu t mirattj it t lviT (ltpa Atiuriihavt dimtt. It Hill t'ha:i(f lutiil or ladtnl hatr mi ftw days to a hfnutifijl ftlM brnn u. Auk your drticgial for it. I' Srll )l.,ttlaia uaee...,l..,l Un.,11. 1 1...-. A I ' '"JI'mlM Ar'h. nnla.tl,a., and C.N.Crimiton,N. Y LADYftGENTSS2?lKS!S i-iii.liyiiH'nL mill KiM"1 'oJ in ifnrrn i Itv HKlrin XorUiiiu iiiKriiTsetc Sum lle outfit frvv. Atiiiress Ourrn L iiy Ouicu0cr Co-. Cuaiauau, u flSTHilia-SS I'. 1 1 A K I) 1. 1) 1 1 A I .N, .l . I on a new nrinnir.. tn innJ. tSrnd &V. atninp for aa. istfh 1 . . I', li t Kl) I.I) I A V I'M, .11. l.,Lii.hatiitun,N. y! VKFtFHrRrteN eniltur circular nt our KV I . .7,. v h. ,'.." "Tli.t.11 TllltKSIII U. I Uil.N Kltd.x. A I II , ( iimiMotii, . V. W M to SnMiera Hairs. Bend .tarns arl3PlJ!jq!l5 '"r ' ''Ciller.. ' t;ot,. 1,. BINte. I WkUkajlla) HAM, All y, W..hni(tun, !.). A eienls nnled for tlia lle.t and Kiuteat anlltns cent. N.'UtiNAi, Pi Prlre re lur.e.i XI Mr lil.lKHlsu Co., Pliil.,lelitna. Pa. fJTS Smd .tamp for our New Rit.k m I'atente. L. HINUHAM, P.ltr vnt lawyer, Wtf.UiiiKVuii, 1. O. A ( ..niple.larKeirett.Tchmmoreward. merit, eradit. diiiluiiii, ln 'th.liiy, lrinUlilp, am en, I arlioolatd mini., 1;k-. I'rirn list tr.'a. i'ioAf1 ' ". Warren, Pa. AGISTS AVAXTKI t. n Thi,ty.Tb ear aiaani Ol l V ll.lt I Mil A li (irne. IIOIHIK anil elll-.KMAN. tg-7 O.tHin .ulit. Arcm. .rll o In a U.J. .J-Si-ud for A rrr.i mil. S',aciliif II I'lute. fU-. la A. . VVOU I'lll.Ui O .V CO., UanCca, Cans. . . - XW,: will forward, very valuable 4& apt to altlict tlio llorae, ainlN jfy. ii .. ..... i i i J ' m llorso ownere, farmer t and o!licfs.P Leonard St., N. Y. City. X -N.
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