WHAT A CHINAMAN LIKES. CKX.E8TIAI. rOOD. AWD HOW IT 13 EATEN IS CHINA. The) Thlnr-an n rraiiilllni People t oixlof Ilie ItlrlmiKl Poor Com pool lion of llio Coimesi Tho Chinese, it must bo confeseil, o,rv a frournmndi.ing people In spite of their Buddhist profession!, in spite of thousands of Buddhist trncts enjoining vegetarianism, fasting and mortification of tho flesh as the only road to tho West ern paradise, the heathen Chineo will have to tako his place among tho de praved class "whoso god is their stom ach." Tho number of fat, oily priests one sees in monasteries convinces the visitor that their diet is regulated by any thing but Pythagorean principles. Their very deities are sadly inclined to corpu lency, while their pet imago of tho Bud dah in a merry mood is one undulating mass of obesity ns ho lounges on his ped estal. There is no object upon which a Chinaman's eyes rest with so much pleas ure as upon somo well-fed, beefy-faced, barrel-bodied Fnlstaft, When a man who is inclined to embonpoint meets an old ac quaintance he is greeted with tho com pliment, "Why, how your blessedness is increasing 1'' the idea being that fatness is tho outward and visible sign of inward happiness and contentment, while lean ness is always associated with worry, care and sorrow. Tho great mass of the people have only two meals a day, though laboring men while hard at work insist upon three square meals. Bowls and chopsticks are arranged on the bare board. In the cen ter of the table are arranged dishes con taining pickled fish, boiled pork, some salt vegetables and perhaps a curd mado of lent ils. The smell of garlic and oil is enough to knock one down. The men Bit on stools around tho table, and if the weather is hot, divest themselves of every stitch of clothing saved the tucked-up fronts. AVhen they are ready for tho fray, n comes a serving man, bearing a huge bucket of rice steaming hot, the contents of which he commences to shovel into tho bowls on the table. Each man takes his chopsticks and digs into tho central dishes and fishes out several lumps of meat into his bowl, liaising the bowl to his face, ho pokes the rice and meat into his gaping mouth. The chopsticks are plied so rapidly and continually and mas tication occupies so little part of tho pro cess, that the whole basinful of rice soon disappears ns if by magic. Once, twice, three times, perhaps, is that bowl replen ished and as quickly emptied as before. Having reached the limits of his capacity, he takes half a dozen whitls from a brass hubble-bubble pipe, drinks a cup or two of tea, and resumes his task or makes the night hideous by unearthly snoring. Among the well-to-do classes fresh fish, fowl and pork are tho main articles of diet. Beef is seldom tasted, the transmi gration fate of the beet eater and butcher in tho next life being sufficient to deter all right-minded people from encouraging the slaughter of the noble animal that plows their fields. Mutton is expensive and lacks the flavor of our home breeds. Cattle are imported for foreigners' use, and even if there were no beef and mut ton, the Canton markets abound with de licious fish, poultry, game and all kinds of luscious tropical fruits, which makes the retired merchant almost sigh for tho flesh-pots of China. A banquet at the bouse ot a (Jhiuese gentleman is some thing to be dreaded. Where the sight or smell of the various dishes at all tempt ing, the dread of offending his host's prejudices, or transgressing the proprie ties by some awkward movement or triv ial blunder, is sullicicntly emburassingto take away the guest's appetite. Woe to the uncouth foreigner who unceremoni ously sits down when iuvited to do so, or who drinks up his tea as soon as it is poured out, or takes his seat in the place of honor offered him without duly pro testing his unworthiness and showing his reluctance to accept the honored position. There are, of course, no ladies present, the denizens of the "inner apartments" being content with peeping through the curtains at their lord's guests. In the banqueting room is a red, lac quered " eight-fairy table" destitute of any approach to a table-cloth, for who but a barbarian would spread the festal board with a white cloth, associated only ! with mourning, death und the grave On this table are arranged in symmetri- I cal rows dishes of ripe and preserved ' fruits and four plates containing salted eggs, pickled fish, sliced ham and salt vegetables. The feast is opened by the 1 host pouring out to each guest a cup of : wine, the guest placing one hand to the cup, bending forward and exclaiming, I "Inkoi, in koi!" "I don't deserve, I don't deserve!" The host makes a move and amidst many graceful bowings and turnings the cups are drained at one lift. Fruits are eaten first, after which comes a waiter with a rinse-bowl and a pipe of tobacco, which he prepares and lights for tho guests. These are only minor preliminaries to tho dinner. The first course comes in, consisting perhaps of a rich soup mado of the edible birds' nest, a glutinous substance found in some islands far out at sea; shark's fin and sea slug, with mushrooms and pigeons' eggs floating on tho top. If one could forget the sickening ingredients, the grimy hands that prepared the dish and the dirty kitchen where it was cooked, ho would probably say that it was tho finest soup he had ever tasted. By tho time the guests have smoked a few whiffs from their hubble-bubbles, the next course is ready. The courses are too numerous for de scription and I had better append a trans lation of a bill of fare which we picked up on one occasion, af-er a terrible ordeal lasting three hours: First course Birds' -nest soup, as above de scribud. Hecontl course Fried fish and roast pork; wild duuk and cabbage. Thu d course Ktuwt-d bumlxio shoots ; stewed mushrooms; minced chicken and ham. Fourth course .Stewed lislt; shell liah. Filth course KoileU lisli, with a vegetable mixture culled tsoi. Sixth course Huared duck and chicken. (Seventh coui-se i'heusuut and chicken fried in oil. KiijhtU course Lumps of mutton fried in pork tat. Kite of course is supplied ad libitum with every course, and puddings and sweetmeats come in. Each course is placed in the middle of the table. We wuit patiently hoping these dishes will ho decently served up. What is our horror to lind each person stretching forwmd, forking about in each dioh with the chopsticks that have just come ' from his mouth, till ho finds some lumn that looks sweeter than the rest, which io proceeds to lift into his mouth or into his bowl of rico. We try our best to ex euto this feat, but make a miserable failure. The meal over, a waiter brings each guest a bowl of warm water and a dirty wet cloth, with which we proceed to mop our faces. I feel for my pocket handkerchief, but a frown from my tiiend reminds mo that I must not offend tho conventionalities of a Chinese feast. Moro pipes, tea and wino are handed round for those who indulge. Son Fran cisca Chronicle. A Girl's Horrible Pate. Henry Carson and his daughter Kitty lived in tho wilds of Wautauga county, X. C, half a dozen miles from any hu man habitation. Old man Carson raisod tobacco and cotton sutliciclit to support his household with tho necessaries of life, and all his spare time he spent in hunting bears and other game. Miss Kitty was a pretty girl and smart, con sidering the disadvantages under which sho had always labored, and was a gen eral favorite among the backwoods swains, half a dozen of whom were al ways at her feet. One day recently Miss Kitty disappeared, nnd there were ugly rumors in the air to tho effect that she had eloped with a young man fmm Mur phy, who had been frequently seen in those parts and against whom it was known old man Carson had a " grudgo " of somo kind. When her father was asked what had become of tho young girl ho simply remarked that ho supposed " she had skipped." Carson was tramp ing through one of the great namelcs swamps of the county one day, following somo bear tracks, when a sight met his eyes that transfixed him with horror. In a depression of the swamp from which tho water had recently receded were the remains of a human body, the entire up per part of which above the waist had been eaten away by wild animals. From the remains of clothing Carson recog nized all that was left of his daughter. Crazed with grief, he carried tho news to the nearest settlement, and a party of neighbors assisted him to bring the mangled remains home. It is supposed that Miss Kitty became entangled in the mire and was uiible to extricate herself, and that while in this utterly helpless position bears or oilier animals had killed her and eaten as much of tho body as then remained above the water. Evi dences of a severe struggle were present in the trampled down bushes and torn and bloody clothes. The Miniature Locomotive. Following are some points about the little locomotive built at Oil City, Fcnn., the smallest engine in tho world, being but eight inches long and weighing but a pound and a half. Ihree years, count ing ten hours as a day's labor, have been devoted to its construction. There are 585 screws in the engine. The steam-guage is but one-quarter of an inch in diameter; the pump throws but one drop of water every stroke; the head-light is only one half an inch in width, seven-eighth of an inch high and three-eighths of an : i. i . a : i. i I small that it was almost impossible to I get enough oxygen in it to support the combustion. The tiro is kindled by ! using a gill of alcohol, which runs the I engine for half an hour. The stroke of I the cylinder is one inch; bore 5-16; the ' throttle-lever is but five-eighths of an ; inch long, arranged with a thumb latch and click; the fire-box is seven-eighths of an inch wide and one-inch long, the smoke-stack one and one-fourth inches high and five-sixteenths of an inch in diameter; tho steam-dome is nine-sixteenths of an inch in diameter; the driv ing- wheels are one and one-half inches in diameter; the front truck-wheels half an inch, and those of the tender ate of the same size. Tho tender is but three and three-fourths inches long, two and one-eighth inches wide and two inches high. Tho metals used in its construc tion are brass, solid silver, gold c4 steel. Palmistry. Men with poimted and smooth fingers will be poets, artists, inspired, lovers of the fine arts, with a taste for form and elegance. But they will live no real life. People with smooth and square fingers will have a taste for tho sciences, moral, political, social, philosophical. They will love art by reason of their smooth fingers, but rather the arts based upon nature and truth than imagination. Peo ple with spatuled and smooth fingers will love things useful and sensible. They will have an instinctive knowledge of real life, and a restless desire for action, bodily exercise, and all kinds of manual occupations. They will love horses, dogs, hunting, sailing, war, and all stir ring employments. Spatuled, with smooth fingers, will have passion, inspira tion, instinct. They will love art, whether painting, poetry, or literature; but their works will shine more through skill than soul. All the smooth fingers, pointed, square, or in spatule. judge men and things at first sight; their first idea is always the best. Craig. He Spoke From Experience. "What is this, now?" asked a kinder garden teacher, as she held up a com mon dining plate. None of the scholars ventured an answer. "What do you eat out of at dinner when you are at home?" persisted the teacher, putting tho question more di rectly. Btill no answer. Again the question was put in the same words, and one scholar more bold than the rest, ventured to make reply. He said: "Please, 'm, a tin pan!" Lowell Citi zen. A Regiment, "Pa," said a little Kentucky boy, "what is tho title of a man who com mands a regiment?" "Colonel, my son." "Do you command a regiment?" "Yes, somewhat. I don't command a regiment of soldiers," the colonel ex plained. "We are having times of peace now, you know. I only command your mamma." J "Is my mamma a regiment?" "Yes, indeed," he replied wit'a a sigh; "your mamma is a regiment a wuols regiment.'' Fhiladdyhia Evening Call. SELECT SITTINGS. Of birds the greenfinch is the earliest riser, as it pipes as early as half-past ono in the morning. About half-past t wo tho blackcap begins, and the quail wakes up a half an hour later. The sparrow occu pies nearly tho last place on the list. The reputation of tho lark for early rising in entirely a false ono. That eclebrnted bird is a sluggard, nnd does not rise un til a number of other birds have been up and about for some time. London lYuth finds tho following in tho Svts1 Magazine of March, 1775: "There was lately presented to tho cm press of ltussia a laboring man who has had t wo wives, the first of whom brought him four times four children nt a birth, seven times three, and ten times two. Tho second wife once brought forth three children and tho other six times two. Tho whole number of children by tho two wives amounted to seventy two." In a letter to tho firitixh Medical Jour nal, Dr. Armitago refers to the occupa tions of blind persons as being', in many cases, of an extraordinary character. Among these specified are six painters (artists), two dentists, ono photographer, twenty-nine coachmen, ono hostler, ono fisherman, one sculptor and two loaders of wagons, lie knows a blind man who buys poultry on commission, and knew one, now dead, who was a dealer in horses on a largo scale. Indians eat tho horns of tho deer when in the velvet. One day on tho Sioux reservation, in Dakota, a deer was killed near tho camp and brought in entire. At sight of it, l'ahlani-ote, a Minncconjon of some fifty years, dropped his usual statuesque attitude, knocked off tho horns, and, seating himself bv tho fire, began at tho points to eat them, velvet and all, without cooking, as if they were most delicious morsels. Tho others of tho party looked on as if they envied him. They said they always ate them so. Captain John Aaron, of Barren Island, Maryland, has, among other trees in his orchard, ono which indulges in the pecu liar and rather uufortuuato freak of blooming only when some member of the captain's family is about to die. Al though it is now quite old, it has bloomed but three times. Tho first time it bloomed one of his sons died. Some five or six years afterward it bloomed again, and an other son died. Last year it bloomed a third time, and a daughter died. It stands near a graveyard, and notwith standing nppeals from different members of the family to havo it cut down, Mr. Aaron stubbornly refuses to have it mo lested. As an anniversary of the deaths of cmi incnt persons, few days in the year can bcai comparison with April 21. On April 21 died Alexander the Great, Diogenes, An selm (Archbishop of Canterbury), Abclard and Racine. Among other notable deaths that have taken place in April are those of Pope Constantine, Pope Benedict III. and Pope Xicholas IV. ; King Louis II., John "tho Good" and Charles VIII., of France; Petrarch's "Laura," Lorenzo de Medicis "tho Magnificent," Rafaello, Al bert Durer, Tasso, Mmc. de Maintcnon, Mme. de Pompadour. Metastasion, Mira beau and Niebuhr. Tho April deaths in England include those of Richard Coiur de Lion, Edward IV., Henry VIII., Stow, the historian; Shakespeare, Lord Chan cellor Jeffreys, Daniel Defoe, Handel, Oliver Goldsmith, Cowper, the poet. Bishop Heber, Wordsworth, Byron and Lord Beacoustield. Primitive Customs of tho Highland Crofters. "The people are up and in commotion like bees about to swarm. The different families bring their herds together and drive them away. Tho sheep lead, tho cattle go next, the younger preceding, and the horses follow. The men carrv burdens of sticks, heather-ropes, spades and other things needed to repair their summer huts. Tho women carry bed ding, meal, dairy and cooking utensils. Bound below their waists is a thick woolen cord or leather strap, underneath which their skirts are drawn up to en able them to walk easily over the moors. Barefooted, bareheaded, comely boys and girls, with gaunt, sagacious dogs, flit, hither and thither, keeping the herds to gether as best they can, and every now and then having a neck-and-neck race with some perverse animal trying to run away home. All who meet on the way bless the 'Trial,' as this removing is called. They wish the "Trial"good luck and prosperity and a good flitting day, and having invoked the care of Israel's shepherd on man and beast they pass on. wnen the grazing-grouna has been reached and the burdens are laid down the huts are repaired outwardly and in wardly, the fires aro rekindled and food is prepared. Tho people bring forward their stock, every man's stock separately, and, as they aro being driven into the enclosure, the constable and another man at either side of tho gateway see that only the proper souniing that is, head of stock his been brought to the grazing. This precaution over, the cattle are turned out to graze." Gulls' Egrgs as a Food Dainty. Judge Sawyer has decided that the ejectment by United States Marshal Poole of the egg-gatherers from tho South Farallon Island was right. Gath ering of gull eggs is now confined to the two smaller Farallones, the gatherers not being allowed upon the larger, where the eggs are the most numerous. This makes the supply here much less than the demand. Tho season for gull eggs did not this year come in before the first of June. The value of gull eggs in this market is about thirty and thirty-five cents per dozen, or tho same as chicken eggs. From ten to twelve hundred dozen a week are gathered in the season. These are told not altogether to hotels and restaurants, as is supposed, but are extensively used by individuals. They are a very strong food, and therefore valuable iii cooking, though many have tastes too sensitive to successfully cope with the gull in uu egg state, even when shrouded in the mysteries of a restaurant custard or a German pancake, "There are many pioneers who lived on gull eggs in the early days," said a Clay street dealer, "aud they look for the egg scasou to open with tho same im- patience as a young girl awaits a new bonnet. These eggs ure their medicant and they would have boils and spring fever if they could not get them." Han 1 tVaitcuco l'ot. - - THY. STAGE-DRITER'S STOUT. How fJrnrrnt Sroti, t.lfe" wn nTe1 and Jlnwllla Driver Twlco l.ecnnrd lenlh TIip traveler of the present tiny, a he in hur ried along by the linhtiiiiiKexpress, in it buf fet em and palace deeper, seldom revertu In thought to the time when the ntngo coach and jacket were tho only monnsof eonuminiention between distant point. It is rare that, one of tho real old time stage-driver is met with now adays, and when the writer recently ran aenws Fayette Haskell, of Wkport, N. Y., he felt like a bibliographer over the discovery of Mine rare volume of "forgotten lore." Mr, Hnskoll, although ono of the pioneer in Hinge driving (ho formerly rnn from Iewinton to Ningnm Falls and HulTaloh is hale and hearty nnd bids fair to live for ninny years. The strange storiesof his early adventures would 1111 a vol ume. At one time when going down a moun tain, niwr liewiston, with no less a personage than General Scot t as a passenger, tlio brakes gave way nnd the conch came on the heels of the wheel horses, Tho only remedy was to whip the lender to n gallop, (laming addi tional momentum with each revolution of the wheels tho conch swoved nnd pitched down tho mountain side nnd into the street of Iw iston. Straight nhend nt the foot of the steep hill flowed the Ningnrn river, townrd which tho four horses dashed, apparently to certain denth. Yet tho firm hand never relaxed it hold nor the clear lirain it conception of what must lie done in the emergency. On dashed the horses until the narrow dock was reached on tho river bank, when by a masterly exhibition of nerve nnd during, the poach wns turned in scarce ft own length, nnd the horses brought to a stand still Ix'fore the pale lxkors-on could realize what hnd occurred. A purse wns raised by Ueneral Scott nnd presented to Mr. Haskell w ith high compliments for his skill and bra very. IS otwithstanding nil his strength and his robust constitution, the strain ot cont ituious work nnd exiHwure proved too much for Mr. Haskell's constitution. The constant jolting of the coach nnd the necessarily cramped po sition in which ho was obliged to sit, con tributed to this end, and at times ho was obliged to alwmdon driving altogether. Speaking of this period ho said: "1 found it almost impoesiblo to sleep at night ; my appetite left me entirely, and I had a urea teelmg which i never Knew Doiore, and could not account for." "IMd you give up driving entirolyf" "No. 1 tried to keep up, but it wns only with the greatest effort. 1 his state of things continued for nearly twenty years until Inst October, when I went all to pieces." '"In what wayF' "Oh, I doubled all up; could not walk with out a cane nnd wns incapable of any effort or exertion. I hnd n constant desire to urinate both day and night nnd although I felt like passing a gallon every ten minutvo only a fow urow ci ul I escape and they thick with sedi ment. Fl lnlly it censed to "flow entirely and I thought d 'nth was very near." "What did you do then t" "What I should have done long before : lis ten to my wife. Under her advice I began a new treatment.'' "And with what result !" "Wonderful. It unstopped the closed pas sages, and what wns still more wonderful reg ulated the flow. The sediment vanished; my uppetita returned nnd I am now well and good for twenty more years wholly through the nid of Warners' Safe Cure that has done wonders for me as well as for so many others." Mr. Hnskell's experience is reoeated everv day in the lives of thousands of American men and women. An unknown evil is undermin ing the existence of nn innumerable number who do not realise the danger tliev are in until health has entirely departed and death por baiis stares them in the face. To neg lect such important matters is like drift ing in the current of Niagara above the rails. Physiognomies. A physiognomist in tho rail MiiU Oa- OTsays: A scholarly person will have good length of brain from tho opening of the ear to tho root of the nose, and will bo full all across tho brow. The mechanical man has a wide head at tho temples upward and forward of tho ear. The poet is expanded in the upper part ol. the temples. 1 ho commercial man has a broad head just forward of tho ears, where tho desire for property is represented. Tho quarrelsome man is broad above and behind the ears; such men are inclined to be warlike, or very forcible and energetic in business. The pious aud sympathetic persou is de veloped in the top head. Those who have a lordly, proud, dominating nature are high at the crown of tho head. Those who are social, warm-hearted, lov ing and affectionate aro largely developed in the back part of the head, and the distance from the opening at the ear is long. Tho boy who stole up behind the ham mock and cut the rope at the head-end, under the impression that his brother was in it, and let his father down on the stoop so hard that it shot his artificial teeth out of his mouth and half-way across the lawn, will never undertake to cut another hammock-rope, if a solid opinion may be based on sound. And that bov will never forget how mean and crest-fallen and low-down he felt when he saw his little brother, whom he had set out to play the joke on, looking around tho corner of the house while the old gentleman was prescribing the sprig ol osage-orange. fuck. Many ladies who for years had scarcely ever enjoyed the luxury of feeling well have been renovated by the use of Lydia Pinkhara'a V egetable uomiiound. Thk conductors of horse-cars in Valparaiso, umu, are women. Pr. Graves' Heart Regulator cures all forms of Heart uiscase, nervousness, sleeplessness. Thk Boers have made Cetewayo's son king or .miliaria. Nothing I.Ike Iu No medicine has ever been known so ef fectual in the cure of all those diseases arising from an impure condition of the blood Bcovili's Baraparilla, or Blood and Liver Syrup, the universal remedy for the cure of scrofula, whita swellings, rheumatism, pirn pies, blotches, eruptions, venereal sores and aiseases, consumption, goitre, boils, cancers. and all kindred diseases. There is no better means of securing a beautiful coiCDlexion than by using Scovih's Barsaparilla, or Blood ana uver oyrup, wnicn cleanse the blood and gives permanent beauty to the skin. N Y N U- "Ilciuih an I'nin. Cures colic, eianiw, diarrhcra; externally lor acnes, pains, sprains, neauaciie, neuralgia, l,..i..,.utii.. ITopliiunnpU. OK at.il Kfi. Ely's Cream Uulin, for Catarrh, Cold in the head, Hay Fever, etc. By its use I have over come a disagreeable discharge from my nos trils; am iree irom pain in my eyes ana head. Jolin V. ljuie, Hardware JUercnant, New ton, N. J. Nut a liquid or snuff. I have been a sufferer for years with Ca tarrh, and under a physician s treatment for over a year, lily's l ream Balm gave me im mediate relief. I lielieve I am entirely cured. (Jr. S. Davis, First National bank, EUza- oein, ii. j. Childreu,siow in dBVelopineiit.puiBcrawuy and delicate, use ' Wells' Health ltunewer." Hee Here. Young Men.' that girl of mine is twice as handsome since she commenced using Carbohne. the deodor- iiied extract of Petroleum, and 1 would not be without it lor a lortuue. Mullf Hwoata. Headache, fever, chills, maiuria, dyspepsia cured by "Wells' HealthKeiiewer. $1. Smoking doe not agree with soma people, but it always seems to soot the chimney. " T ntn twin Pr. Graves' Heart Reenttr wlthgrent results; hnd Heart liseMe fomlno venrs, so hnd could not lnv down. John "McUufr. Tike Station, O." The Heart Regu lator cui-es nil forms oi near Disease, ner vousness nnd leejilewniesn. A rrcrkt society of French, Irish and Arabs meet daily at Cairo. "Hensh en Pitln" IMster. Porous nnd strengthening, improved, the In-nt for tweknehn, pains in chest or side.rheu wntism, neuralgia. '.'.V. 1 ru ggist or mail. Fon rvsi'Frsu. indiobstioh, dpreslon of spir its and genersl debility in their various forms, also as preventive ngftmst fever and sgun nd othrrinterniittent fevers, the "Kerro-rhnsphor-sted Klixir of CftlisRyft," msdo by CmwoII, iUzsnl Co., Now jork, sml sola ny an Drug gists, is the best tonio ; slid for patients recover ing from fever or other sicltnomi it has no equal. Fiso's Cure for Consumption doe not dry up a cough; it removes the cause. Rhkumatism. "Wilson's Wonder" euros in h hours, or money returned. Kenton receipt of t. Medicine de"iHt, W l'nik street, N. Y. Thk oil region in the Caucasus covers an area of l.Oi) square miles. Hot Weather Is now horn, with all II dovrmMlnc anil dabilltatlni ftffcctfl. If your blood ha nol liwin purlnml and your jutiini ntrMiKlhiMii! Iiy III iim of Hood's Ranaparllla, Ink ttiia roliablo mdlrin boforc it ! ton lit. It will comet biltoiiflnoM, oura dyspepsia and drlro aorofula from ilia blood. ''Tired All tho Time' 'I had nnaptmtito or ttronftth and folt tlrvd alt tha tlmr. I atttibiitffd my condition to Rcroftiloua humor. Rut noon an I had takon halt a bottle of llood'a Par Mparilla my appetite waa restored and my stomach felt better. 1 hare now taken nearly three bottles and I nerer waa ao well In my life. I would not be without llood'a Saraaparllla for twloa IU Met." Mns. Jtaais K. DoMlKAKC, Paacoax, K. I. "I am harlns a a?ood aala of llood'a Saraanarilla thla iprlns. In fart, it la a ataple a sugar and tea.". S. Mkacbam, rittsford, Vt. Hood's Sarsaparilla Hold by all druaaiata. At . aii for SR p.... by 0. 1. 1IUUU a UU.. Apothecaries. Lowell. Maas. IOO Doses One Dollar NO AGENTS Bare Agent' Profits. New Machines for $20. sniMtilMrl nnll...l. tnd thoroughly firwt -! in Tii7t.rtioi.lftr. AVftrriint- nureipftriNfi if mtt nn rpn- jib, . an is rftiirrtfMl w,-. ....... . i"ianie imiu io H pninta. Knt it hi lulled 187 A. C. JOHNSON, 37 North Pesrl St., Albany, N.Y Walnut l.eal Hair Hastorer. Tt ( nttnly rillTrmt from all nthun, ftntl u Hi nam Indioatf i a perfect Viuan1 Hatr Rtnrr. It will hnmdiatly fro the hiad troi all dandruff, reaton gray hair in it a natural color, and produca a tiaw growth whfr it haa fallra off. It dim not a iter t tha health, which Kiilphur,aujiirof lead and nttratanf ailvor pit-par. at ion have dona. It will changa lijfht or fadtd hair in a !aw dayii to a beautiful a" I way brown. Ana" your drujr(it for it. Kacta bottle ta arrant ml, Hmith, Klin A to,, Wuiileaala A'ta, I'lula.. Fa., and C.N.OriUtinU.ii.N.Y. I)R FOOTE'8 Original METHODS fll n tVCC Mdf .Vw without doc. OK ULU 1 1 CO toi-M.mriUciiie orglaaaes QIIPTII DP t ured wit ho't operation II U I I U nt or uncomfortable truss. HOME PHIMOSIS W.SJSJrilRE' NFRVflli Drbllllr. etc.: catiaet1 IL I1l.lt T UUO ami rations! treatment. IT" . PU D fl M I fi nirfs of all kinds-rini"lta unnUil IUaocBll.il Incurable." lOc.esrkl.; Udrmg Pr. E. B. FOOTE. Boi ISf, IV. Y. qty. SUPERFLUOUS HAIK. MoIm, Wan. Kwki, aMa rirhr, Kntftlaa. & an, and all li.hXurmanU an., ii.rlM-iiM. 4 tha t at--. ltaiitUatti ti,kuti tit air traiuiiii, l Dr. JOHN H. WOODBURY, S.t..ll0.-l lor book. B.rasrlHI.,AIaay,.1. !f Deeds of daritk BLUE&GRAYJ Thefrest eol lertlon of the moat thril liny penonsl sdtentnm, riploiLof.rout. m ip.ri. forlorn hopcharoir brarrry.lm. Drlionmrnta and hir.l,rM.iK . .' fcand-to-hand ilru(lra, ptnloua Journeyi, dariua raiusaiiA bold denli on iBOTll Slurs durmr Ih.tirral 1'ivil War. Me bouklkat.arUSElTlttutTllaTIDAuuaiUal).Addn WJAMMfcL A C.U., Hoi 4114, Philadelphia or 8t. houis Important Kadnctlaw In tha prlra af (PETUOLEl'31 JELLY.) One Ounce bottles reduced Irom 1 5c. Io Two Ounce bottles reduced Irom 25c. to Five Ounce bottles reduced Irom 50c. Io Tha public moat nut aoo.pt any bat orisinal botllsd by us, as tha Imitations ar worthlsa. 10c. 15c. 25c. foods York. Chesebrough Manufacturing Co., Ney 30 DAYS' TRIAL unaifaj TJ1 LEOTRO-VOLT A 10 BELT and oth.r Er.soTKio J Apn.lANrra r soot on M Days' Trial TO MKJf ONLY, TUI'Ml OK ULU, who ara auflvring from Nravot's liiBii.nr, Iawt Vithlity, Wabtin Wkakn ksrich. and all kindrad diMam. Kpoody ra liet sn-1 cumpUte rnatoraliun to liaAL.ru, Vmkju and Manhood (iUAUANTKF.u. band at onoa lor Illustrated Pamphlet free. Address Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich. GOOD NEWS TO LADIES! Gre?atat) inducamnnta avar ol fared . iSow'a your tim U i for our calabratad irabaauti Koae China Decorated XJecorited T nd Mum uilft Hot, r full tiArtirnlara edilreea P. U. Bui 'I I IK t.lc C.AT All KM AN TEA CO., U and U Vay tit.. Maw York. AiETS WAKTKD r m. i.itics . PLAIIJE AND LOGAN liv Cui 1 u.A . Koz. UuUrlla. all other. 1 U to 1 . Author ized, Authtntic Impartial t'omi It-it, the ti and Cheat. bUU pa. fJ.iSO. wMa tile tiU-ZaV. bit ptrcnt, to Agent. Outfit Vee. h'ttiohtt t.a1. irnd for Ejrtraitntu, ate, to HAiiirOKO X'LUaUlMIJ.NU CO., HarliWd. Carta. $40 tA YM tor a I.ifn Kcholarthip m tu 4'oIiiihii liuahiuaa roll cur, Newark;, lS'iw Jaraejr. PnaitiouM for fratluatea. Natioual pat run axe. Writ lor Circular to H. C'OLKMAN fc CO. RIIRRirC Beat work in the U. H. for tha money Uiuouin-iti, O. Write tur CaUlujiie No. U. Frea. vvwuibt E.vrr.KFKIHE fl It. INSTITUTE, Auatinnurg-, O. 63 y'rs of Wm areat euccebi. Audfiiik, Normal. Music, Cona'l lud Telegraphy. Board aud Tuition. :lj fur 8 mouths. ARM THpyraphy or Short Hand and Type HII il rid iik litre. tSuuationa furtauud, .dtlrenH VaLKMiNK tiuui,. Jaiieatilla, YVia. Pensions to (Soldier k liaira. Head at amp for t iruulara. JOA. L. IHNt. HAM. All y. Waatuuftotv l. O. A 4t'nlM mi ted for tha liettt and Kaatuat-aelhitc L J'u lonitl hookn and Hiu1h, Prit reduced W tmr Cent. NaMoNaL FltHMHHINU Co., PhilarielnMirt, pa,. PATENTS!! ataiup lui our bvw riu,,-, ou m. i, DiniitiAH, f.it wyar, WaahiuKUm, i). O. WANTFD Lady Man liter marary town. Full nartica Jarahyaddrttaainc 8. C. Chaa, Winter ht., boatoo, AGEVTS WANTED u,i nir.T Yrare n.llll W 1 1 l I S I A N b, U.ai. llOIJ(lk arul !.DI- KM AN. aflS.Vail uld Affnta ll lt u, S day. -Smd for Kxtra Itniu. .i4cinien rial., tic. I A. B. H OU1 lllNt.ru V CO., alarirrd, Ceaa. fl mm :S WHtRt ALL IL&f lAitl. r' unU&ruu, Taaiea:oKl, bm t. hull! oruniKKt"!". kil 4H II sapii. ' - - "W; " SB aJ Tsfc -..A. ' If at US I jf ? J. and Collrca,and aeon hV'TsMJ-t 4 fultiold Band or Moss m-J vTV a orders for our celebrated Tens a. vr. i .e: It-abet, or llandaom Gold lUi.rl Mine Hnea Dinner Kt- or I. old 1 ki.i till F4 !'. u J Lte in li Jl S?fiflsVrW W'b-Y:baR:KaOWN- -' -a a Vi .s.'i mwm mnnii Pr tha twa ef this REMXDT, tha Btotn aoh and Bowels arieedlly retain their -atrenffth, andtba' blood Is purified. It ts pronounoed by hundreds of tha beet dootore to be tlie ON L r CURS for all kinds ot Kidney Pla ALL, rifliAflw or THK KDWarra una BLADDIB AMD TmiNART OniJANS CBOPBT ORAVEL J)IABKTBfl jRiairr'g stncAai V TATTfS V IN Tim SACK lonrfl , BIDS IWTBVOTrs BISXASBfl MTbTNTIOM' a OK it la purely Tea, table, and mires when other medlotnes fail. It ta prepared ex. praaely for thee dle eaaee. and haa never been known to fall. Ono trial will no. Ttnoo yon. For oala by ail drugirlste. FEICB (1.98. Bend foe Pamphlet of Testl. monlal. HUNT'S 1 ' REMEDr CO., Prorldanes, ' U. U VOiaaSTENTIOIf OF 4 VKOTB. HUNTS (Kidney and Uvar) HKMKDY baa Mvtd frotn Ilnirftrtnir dtaoaaa and dath hundrod who ha?e twn Kian np by phyauiMD ti dia. NYNU- -KM a a a e ltuia av. nnKnam s e a VEGETABLE COMPOUND ' IS A rOHITIVE Cl'UE FOR All thono painful CompUInU and UraknraafR no fommon to onr boat FEMAI.K I'OPl'fiATIOX. Priaa $1 la Haa!, alii ar lasaararwa, Tt purpn ta ao.Wif for thm tryitimate henllng f ttine nnd the rtief of nnin, ant (hot it rfva mil it clmmtto dotthOHMtiuU of latlie can gladly tftify. It will rnr f nttrHj all Oraiian trtHiblfa, Itiflammav Hon and l'l.--raf inn, Kalllna and limjilru'cnunta, and C"nr'iiiant Hptnal Wwknm, and Ir iinrtlcnhit lr adapt ed to tha Chantro of Ut. i i rf.. i t It frnrTra Kaintn KlatnlpnoT, dfatrnvaat1 rraTlnf forailmiiltntii, and fT.li Wea.kn(afi of thi Ktomarh. It furiw HI a1lnir, Hfadarhm, Nrrvoua rroHtratlnn. Jnrrai I.rtnlilr, Ml.ph-f.nn-, porf atl.-n and Indl (m-ttlnn. That farllnprnf rMrlnr down, cauRlrir paln. and bw'ka--h, In alwaya rtarniwiirntly rnn-d hy Ita uaa, 8nd atanin to I.Tnn. Mniw.. for prnnh1ct, TWtara olf Inqnlrr eonfldcnttally annnar., for alfnttlruogittt, V- avsaataasaaa,. a s Among Railroad Men. Fopulnrlty nnd I'enriilnraa nt lr. Krnnrdy'a FnTorlte lleinrdy A Thrllllna; I.rttrr from a illnatrr Iflerhnnln. Habtkr MarHANtr'a A StirrniNTKKnrNT'aOrrirs.l ''aOrricH.l -fll It, H., i :t, imt. ) Axiwen ivepair onopaoi tne no., n a lwell 1AIWK1.1. MANR , Mann . Dr. David Ktnnnlu, Ituitiloul. -V. ',: Dkaii bin: 1 think It Is due to you that I should make the following natement, and I make II volun tarily and willingly: On the 4th day of June, Ihsi, I was taken with what waa called paralysis of the bowels. The aeisure was unexprcted anil t rrlble. Tho stomach anil other organs seemed tostmpa thlze with It and to havo lost all power of artion. For a Ioiir time my life was dpxpaired of, but at Ifngth 1 recovered so far aa to be able Io ride out. By the advice of my phyalcinn I visited Poland. Hprlngt (Vt ), hoping to benefit from the waters. But they did me no good. Neither were tho best physicians of Lowell nnd Hnton, w hom 1 consulted, able to afford me more than transient relief. 1 pained no strength aud my case apiieared almost hopeless. In the Kali -a friend advised mo to try KENNEDY'S FAVORITE REMEDY. and although opposed to p.ilenl medicines, I mads the trial. In make s long story short FA VOR ITE REM ED Y. In my opinion, saved my life, consider il the best preparation In the wurld for stomach difficulties, aa well as of the Liver and other organa. 1 am glad to say It Is In general uso among- the 11 K. men In Hit vicinity. Voure.etc, A J. (ilr'FOKl). Mr. Glfford la the Master Mechanic of tho Lowell division of the Huston & Lowell lUilroad, and his Illness and recovery are known to many who can testify to the facts in his letter. 1 se this medicine lor all direiises of the Illood, Kidneys, Liver. .Stomach, bowels, and rtkin. It may sav you or yours from pmii and death. AddrvsH, If desired, Dr. David Kennedy, ltoun dout, N. Y. Health andHappiness. DO AS OTHERS (yOOKf 5 HAVE DOKE. Are your Kidneys disordered? eare. Alterlhiul hveii irlv.n mi hv IX iitrnt iliH-tn-e i.. aianey nor uroua-nt uie irom my grave, aai; Detroit." JL. n. Lfeveraua, atwuuauc, louia, aucu. Are your nerves weak? i "Ktduey Wort rured lue from nervous weakmess lie., after I was not ripected to live." Mra L at W t (aoodwin, leu. t'drtaliuH Jf .mitor Clsvelaiul, O, I Have you Briorht's Disease? "alldney-Woi-t cured me a lien iny atr raJut uu v n n i u.u uitu nav oio'.n. l'rauk VVIlun,Pabody.aIaaa. Sufferinor from Diabetes? "KJdney-Wort la 111 moat aureenaful remedy 1 hava OVr Used, (jlre almoat liuuieillate relief." Pr. I'hilllp c. liallou, Monkton, Tt Have you Liver Complaint? "alldnry-Wort cured in ot chruuie Liver Dlassaes after 1 l.rayd to die." Benry Ward, late Col. 9th Nat. Guard, N. Y. Is your Back lame and aching? "alldiiey.Wort, (1 bottle) cured uis when I wasao laau I had to roll out of Led." 0. at. TaUme, Milwaukee, Wl. Have 'you Kidney Disease? "K-ldn.y-Vp ort made uie sound In liver aud kidneys after yeara of unaiiocpsaful iloetorlns. It worth 10 a box." Bam'l Hodges, WUliauistown, West Va. Are you Constipated? "Klduey-Wort cauaea eaxy evacuations and cured ma after IS years uae of other nii'dictue." Kulaon raUxhikl, BL Albans, Vt. Have you Malaria? Tldney Wort has done better than any other remedy I havo ovr used In my practice." Dr. It. K. tlark, bouth Hero, 4, , Are you Bilious P ' 'FCIdney-Wort haa don me more good than any other remedy I have evrr taken." lira. J. T. ualluway, Elk Flat, Orag-on. Are you tormented -with Piles? 'Kidney-Wort permanently curtd me of hloedlng pile. Ur. w. C. Kline rei-ouiineiided it to me." Geo. 11. llorat. Cashier 11. luuik, slysrsiown, Fa. Are you Rheumatism racked? "Kidney-Wort cured uie. after 1 waa given dp to die bj phyalclaiia and 1 hAd sutf ,-rcd thirty yoara.' Ubrida-e Malcolm, West liatli, alalno. Ladies, are you Buffering? MKiduey-Wori cured me of peculiar IruuLlos ot sevraiyar.Landln-. slany fneutla uas and nralH lb" alia U. Lauiureaux, 11 La ilotU, V t. If you "would Banish Disease i and gain Health, Take THK BLOOD CLEANSIR. -xMa BEAUTIFULLY CONTRASTED COLORS Ou4 ulaiu oariia Or. Kt-mi lor hamtijea. Wuulrii, JOS t I rSTKK, Jurkniuii, AiliBl . illi lj. LADHGENTS employment and (food .. aelllna Wiieen ltV BkUi., riiockliis-eiupporieraeiu. Lie outlitfrre. Xdjre- tj,,. , Uy buaueuiiorCt.Cuiiu TaJ?!. ts. - S,
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