1 FUKNY THINGS WE READ. TOXtlT PTflHTvi TMUaY THB WITS OJP 3.HJB IRSSi. An na1lV-TI hnt SJ $nl& About nim-ll IM.Ivi't Npc 'I ticm J be tlail IIOJ--K. Inlher'i C'tirsr. A BAROW BOLD. I ho it truth, with him who sinus To one clear harp in divers tout, That, men msy rise on stopping ftones Of their dead solves to higher tnimrs. Alfred Tennyson. O course you did, lorift yews ajro, T hm you wore seai-cely more than a boy, An l revelled in your spring-time joy, Put knew not aught of wintry woe. Noiv, when your head is bare and bald, And vanished the poetic fire, "Union onoe leaped blitzing from your lyre, A Karon bold you would bo railed. A'u York Journal. AIT INVALID. 'Your r)np;htpr hns a tottrh of ni laria," ?nid a physician to a New York lady. "I will call again in the morning." Tho mother then went to her daugh ter's room with a look of great anxiety on her face, nnd said: j "My dear, tho doctor snys yeu have malaria. What is it? Is it dangerous?" "Not very, mamma, and oh, it is so aristocratic I I will wear my blue silk wrapper, and we must get some cut-glass bottles for tho medicines, and if any of the SnulUcs girls call have them brought to my roon. It will take them down a peg or two, I can tell you." And the sick woman looked the very picture of happiness and content. Call. WHAT BUS BAID ABOUT HIM. "What does your sister say about me?" asked a young man of a small brother of the maiden ho thought ho lovfd. "Oh, lots!" sententiously exclaimed tho pre-! cocions boy. "Well, tell me," said the youth in a coaxing voice. "She Bays vou'vo got lots of money." "Well, what else?" "I don't like to tell." "Oh, come; tell me and I'll give you some candy." "Well, she says that if she ever married you she'd loan you to farmer Cornstalk for a scarecrow." "Is that ail?" he sarcastically inquired. "Oh, no! She said if it wasn't for your ears tho top part of your head would be an island, and that if your nose was a little longer you could stir your coffee with it, and if " But the young man had closed the front door after him and was scooting down the street on a dog trot. Aew Or leans Picayune. KE DIDN'T BEE TIIEM. lie was a little green, though he pre tended to know all about the music she was playing. She wasat the piano knocking Heaven's delights out of a march with some long name and she evidently thought she was paralyzing both him and the instrument. All of a sudden there was a pause. "What's the matter?" said he. "Why, I dropped two notes." "Did you," said he, getting up and looking carefully around tho stool and under the piano. "I didn't see you. Who were they from but of course you wouldn't tell me, you know. EtantvilU Argvt. THE BAD BOY. "Say, don't you think there ought to be a law to kill dudes when they are.out ol season?" said the bad boy to the gro ccrvman. ' 'Dudes ought to be protected the same an any other game," said the grocery man. "They are harmless except in August, w hen they ought to be muzzled. But wliat ails your lip?" "A calf kicked it. I dont think a calf hn9 got any more sense than a dude. Tho humane society man told me to keep a watch and when I saw any of these fel lows that bring calves to town in a wagon abusing tho calves, to make them stop it, or have them arrested. Yesterday I saw a calf all tied up by the legs in a wagon, bellowing, and I sneaked up behind and cut the rope around its legs, to relieve tho pain. How do you sup pose tho calf thanked me? Kicked mo in the lip with both hoofs, and the driver chased me two blocks with a blacksnake whip. There has got to be a better understanding between calves nnd us humane society fellows, or I shall resign. Wait till I go and 'carry these red socks to the baby and I will play you a game of dominoes," and the bad boy went out whistling, "I'm Denny Mc Gonigle's Daughter Mary Ann," nnd the grocery man cut off a piece of cheese to send the baby. Peek's Sun. A FATHER'S CCttSE. "Good-bye, McNultyl" The tall," lissome form of Esmeralda W. Perkins was sharply outlined against Vivian McNulty's left ear as he stood that beautiful June evening in the door way of Briertou villa, hoping against hope, and praying that something he knew or cared not what might occur to sweep from the horizon of Ms life tho awful sorrow that was hanging over it like a pall -a sorrow that would make every Uay an con of misery, every word of joy that others might utter a knell of despuir. They had quarreled,, these two they who in the beautiful days of autumn, when the leaves were turning golden, when the hills were crowned with amber light and the valleys seemed like huge cups brimming over with a purple haze, mul when the trotting record was low ered to 2 :08fr, had plighted their troth ko willingly and yet so solemnly, think ing, and rightly, too, that this blending forever of two hearts was a solemn, holy net, one that should ever be looked upon la talent gratitude and now they were to part forever, take separate paths on the eventful journey of life that journey which they hoped by constant compan ionship and enduring love to make one of ceaselef s joy aud sweet content. But now all was changed, and the rose-tinted future which they had often pictured to themselves and talked about iu the calm hopefulness that only a young man on $75 a niuiith and a pure, pasbionless girl who can eat the bottom crust of a pie without a quiver can assume had passed iiway forever, and in its place there was a vanning timsni of despair and grief. 'I can only tell you," the murmured, when finally his agonized entreaties had moved her to speech, "that our marriage would render your life one of constant misery, that it is better we should part now tbuu commit an error which eternity alone could tiluee. i Oil will never know how I love you, Vivian never know tho dreadful agony (hat lliis separation is causing mo. If I loved you less, if your lovo were not enshrined in my heart as something to bo worshipped evermore, I would not take this step. I was wrong, very wrong, I know, to allow this love to overmaster my whole being, but it is bet ter to wreck one life than two, and so agajn I say 'Good-bye,'" and, lifting her pure, sweet face to his, Esmeralda kissed him gently on tho lips and turned to go. "Stop I" exclaimed Vivian, in an im perious, whoa-Etnma manner. "I pleaded with you for an explanation, but now I demand it. It is my right," and, draw ing himself up proudly, he broke his left suspender. "You speak truly," replied tho girl. "An explanation of my action is duo you. Know, then, that 1 am a victim ol heredity." "Of what?" asks Vivian. "Of heredity," repeats tho girl. "In what respect?" he demands, hif voice hoarso with agony. "I have," saVs the girl, steadying her self against the piano, "inherited my father's snore." Chicago Tribune, FaTored a Higher Fine. Will Tavlor. tho son of tho present American consul at Marseilles, was a good deal like other boys, whilo at school in his old home, at Hudson, Wis. One day he called his father into the library, and said: To, I don't like to tell you, but the teacher and I have had trouble." "What's tho matter now?" "Well, I cut one of tho desks a littla with my knife, and tho teacher says rve got to pay a dollar or take a lickin'." "Well, why don't you take tho licking and say nothing more about it? I can stand considerable physical pain, so long as it visits our family in that form. Of course, it is not pleasant to be flogged, but you have broken one of the rules of toe school, and I guess you'll nave to stand it. I presume tho teacher will in wrath remember mercy, and avoid dis abling you so that you can't get on your coat any more." "But, pa, I feel mighty bad about it already, and if you would pay my fine I'd never do it again. I know a good deal more about it now and I will never do it again. A dollar ain't much to you, pa, but it's a heap to a boy that hasn't got a cent. If I could make a dollar as easy as you can, pa, I'd never let my little boy get flogged that way just to save a dol lar. If I had a little feller that got licked bekuz I didn't put up fer him, I'd hate tho sight of money always. I'd feel as ef every dollar I had in my pocket had been taken out of my little kid's back." "Well, now, I'll tell you what I'll do. Til give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again, I'll hold you, whilo the teacher licks you, and then I'll fet tho teacher to hold you whilo lick you. That's tho way I feel about that. . If you want to go around whittling up our educational institutions you can do so; but you will have to pur chase them afterward yourself. I don't propose to buy any more damaged school furniture. You probably grasp my mean ing, do you not? I send you to school to acquire an education, not to acquire liabilities so that you can come around and make an assessment on me. I feel a great interest in you, Willie, but I do not feel as though it should be an assessable interest. I want to go on, of course, and improve; the property, but when I pay dues on it I want to know that it goes toward development work. I don't want my assess ments to go toward the purchase of a school desk with American hireoglyphics carved on it. " I hope you will bear this in your mind, my son, and beware. It will be greatly to your interest to beware. If I were in your place I would put in a largo portion of my time in tho beware business." Tho bov took the dollar and went thoughtfully away to school, and no more was ever said about the matter un til Mr. Taylor learned casually several months later that tho Spartan youth had received the walloping and filed away the dollar for future reference. Tho boy was afterward heard to say that ho favored a much heavier fine in cases of that kind. One whipping was sufficient, he said, but ho favored a fine of $5. It ought to be severe enough to make it an object. Bill Nye, in Free Pre, The Orgun Grinder's Fronts. You sympathetic ladies who send nickels and silver pieces by a servant to the poor organ grinder w no stands at your door, or who tlirow down to him from an upper window pennies wraped in thick writing paper, may like to know how much the man gets in the course of the dav, and what he does with his money. For the latter he does not spend more than a seventh part of it. He puts it in a bag and then in a long, low chest in his room, to save till he has enough to go back to Southern Italy and live at his ease. More often ho joins every night a select club of fellow-countrymen, who stack up their organs at the end of tho room, and gamble,' gamble the pennies away in long and delicious excitement. How much, think you, does he earn ? More than a carpenter, or abricklayer, or a policeman, or a postman, or a salesman in a store, who wears gloves and a silk hat. He averages $4 a day. He labors systematically, and has his regular beat, and his varied art to ex tract tho penny from persons of each class he plays before. As ho expressed it himself in a moment of rare expansive ness, he " plays on 200 blocks every day, and it's a poor block that does not give two cents." Boston Courier. She Would Not Marry Yet. "No, Henry," she said, with a counte nance full of love and determination beautifully blended, "I cannot consent to be your wife this month, or even next month. .Perhaps I may in the gentle spring time " .Vjsut why not sooner. dearest?" as . Henry, with a face full of anxiety. " Well, since you press me for my reason, dear Henry, I will tell you. Tho newspapers say there will bo thirty-eight snows this winter, and I want to enjoy some of the good sleigh ing. I have noticed there isn't much sleighing for a tfirl after marriage, Henry, The wedding will not take place fill spring. JJ Udu town Traiacrij.it. Tho first cotton factory in the Stute of Illinois is now liiiuj built at Aurora. SCir.XTlFIC AM INDUSTRIAL, Tho Russian government is still en pa gel In its war against the phylloxera.! It lias already spent 150,000 in the en-' terprise, and further largo sums will bo; needed to complete the work. 1 Ir. George Vnsey, botanist of tho United States department of agriculture, has prepared a catalogue of tho North! American grasses. It enumerates one hundred aud fourteen genera, embracing five hundred and eighty-nine species., Tho latest invention made of paper is window shutters as a safeguard against fire. It can bo made firo-proof, weather proof and water-proof, and with theso three desirable qualities attained, there seems nothing- in tho way of its general adoption for all kinds of builders mate rial. Tho Japanese arc seriously considering the utilization of the hot springs near Tokio as ajneans of producing both heat nnd power. .In a country where the presence of not springs and the fre quency of earthquakes indicates a rapid increase of underground temperature, not a few think that the thing may be quite practicable. Different woods hold different quanti ties of water. According to ScheuJbler and Ilartic, freshly cut hornbeam con tains 13.0 per cent, of water; willow 20 per cent ; ash, 28.7 per cent. ; birch, 30.8 per cent. ; oak, 84.7 per cent. ; pine, 39.7 per cent. ; red beech, 80.7 per cent. ; elm, 44.5 per cent. ; larch, 48.6 per cent., and white poplar, 50.8 per cent. A process has recently been perfected in France for saving and cleaning the oil that is taken from tho wool of sheep in cleansing. It is very valuable for lubri cating purposes. The fine-woolcd sheep have wool which is very rich in oil, but it has hitherto been regarded as so much waste, and detracting as much from value of the fleece as an equal weight of dirt. Wooden ties lor railways are Decorrung is coming when possibly some substUute'l wnl have to be devised lor them, 'ina chief engineer of tho Reading railromd is about to try some experiments with steel ties. They would be tho same in sire and shape as the present wooden ties, -except that they would be hollow; anl thev would practically last until they rusted away, whilo tho best oak ties last only about eight years. Some of the. advan tages claimed for tho steel tirfi are that the expense of maintaining the track would be reduced, tho road- bed would bo firmer and smoother, and trains could run at much higher speed njvcr them. Tho wear and tear on track :ind rolling stock would also bo lessened,, because the track is smoother. For theso reasons trains could run faster without increasing the expense proportionately. The Carp. The carp is tho best pond fish yet known, and in . a very small pond will thrive well, so that families in the coun try may easily have their own fish garden, if they have enough water to make a per manent pond. The fish, will thrive on table refuse and almost anything edible. Carp can be kept in winter in a tub in tho cellar, the water requiring to be kept fresh. Care should be taken to keep poisonous substances out of carp ponds, and too much food should -not be wrown in'. The carp roots about in the mud for aliment, and much resembles poultry in its manner of getting food. Carp aged three years are often found to weigh from twelve to fifteen pounds, and again in weight of four pounds has been observed in a carp in one year. The carp is slug- tiah, while trout, bass, and other lively sh frisk about, and do not fatten so fast as the carp. Experiments have shown that female carp spawn at the age of one year in Southern waters, at two years in colder waters, and in the extreme North ern waters of the United States at three years. He Has No Objection. INDIAJSTAPOIS. InD. -The Hon. W. Voorhees. United States Renurnr f.m this State, remarks! "Mv nr.. in t "in T have no objection to giving. I suffered from rheumatism of the back, used some St. Jacobs Oil, which gave me instan taneous relief and finnllv furor! ma rnrr. pletely. 1 think it a remarkable remedy, inaeeu.- uis candid and roni-tenim . pression carries weight. . Since the, vnr Iftift tirtppn Vmrnnetcies and thirty-four knighthoods have been conferred upon the physicians and Bur geons of Great Britain and Ireland. Personal far I,,lle. I ain a widower, and vaka this novel plan to find a wife. I am 37 years of ase. Ameri can descent, have a littla daughter, about tiio.lXX) in money and farms, ana am actinpr in good faitii. I prefer a lady about 25 or 'M; no objections to a widow if she hox but ona child. Also prefer a Protestant lady who religiously inclined, and financially worth, about as mucb as I am, as this would jre ent suspicions of hermarryine me for my property. J50 will be paid to the person sending me the name of a lady of the abova description, if I marry her after Irak ing her acquaintance. Ladies can answer this direct, and if they choose they can use an assumed name until they find I am in earnest and as represented. Also, if desired, I can give reference to one of the present Congressmen, who will vouch for my sincer ity in this matter. Fend photoarnph and I will return mine. Address Gko "VV. Wii liamp, Box 711, Washington, V. C. Statistics of e'ectrio wire deaths In New York ara to be taken. A Kmart Man fa one who does his work quickly and well. This is what Dr. K. V. Pierce's " Ooldea Medi cal Discovery " does as a b'.ood-puritier and strengthener. It arouses the torpid liver, purifies the blood, and is the brat remedy tor consumption, which is scrofulous disease f the luns. The last season brought 60,000 deaths by cholera to Egypt. aarrra and Other Tumors are treated with unusual eurcers by 'World's Dispensary Medical Assocjation, Buffalo, N. Y. fcend ttanip for pamphlet. Norway has a heavier ocean tonnage than the United State. Am Undoubted Iileutoc. About thirty years ago a prominent physi cian by the name of Dr. William Hall dis covered, or produced after long experi mental research, a remedy for diseases of the throat, chest and lungs, which was of suuh wonderful efficacy that it soon t;aiued a wide reputation in this country. The name of tha medicine is Dr. KViil' Hull's Bukatn for the Lun'i--, aud vAf bj wife!y r'litl oa iya as a upoedy a id p. tiv, ciu e lor coujjhai, a tj ;;Rim.r. rmrnnxt. Igh T'l (iinni" 'i'rrlnn d t'nrtn DUukrt I .,1 . i. 'ltin 1 ntiilna , IH- llnw lo lI-e It. The rcwl mysloritnis apjmninneos foljow hijr mitt and preceding Kvmriw hsvo nfc tracUvl wi'ie attention from aludeiit of the nkios and th? people ppnei ally. Durin.it the days of recent weeks the sun seems to have lenn olvrured by a thin red of a dull lCrvlon hue which, as the sun receded toward the horizon, became more luminous yeiiow, then oranpe, then red; and, as nifiht nettled down upon tho earth, a dull purple. At first It vm UtotiRht these appearancHW were or dinary sutlwt reflections of light, but it is now pretty certain tliat they are either the nilstry substance of the tail of some uusfen comet, in which the earth is envotopeil, or a Burroundlnit stratum of world dust or very mall meteors. Professor Brooks of flie Red House Observatory, l'helps, New York, hafl turned bia tele scope upon those objects and discovered what he thinks are myriads of teloscopto meteors. If it is unorganised world dust, or decomposed ve)irs. as tho Democrat and Chronicle, of Bochester, N. Y., remarks: ' How is this matter to be dispose! of I Will it settle and form a deposit upon the earth, or remsin a partial opaque shell alxiut the earth to cutoff a portion of ttie tun's litfht upon it I" Whatever the mystery is, there Is no deny ing that some very strange forces are at work in the upper airs. The terrible torna does and cycli which have swept our own country, Bnd the fearful volcanoej and earth quakes which have destroyed so many citing and thousands of people the tidal vavi which mysteriously rise and fail on coasts hitherto unvazed by them the tremendous activity .which is evident in the sun by the constant revelation of enormous spots upon its surf ace all indicate unusual euergy iu the heavenly bodies. These circumstances recall Professor Grim mer's prophecies, that from ISril to 187, the passage of the live great planets Mars, Nep tune, Jupiter, Uranus and Saturn around the sun would produca strange and wonder ful phenomena. He says: " The waters of the earth will become mere or les poisonous. The air will be foul with noisome odors. Ancient races will disappear from the earth." He attempts to prove his prophecy by tho fact that in lio, when Mars aud tSaturn made sheir passage around the sun coincidentaily," great destruction and mor tality visited all parts of the glolie. He also found the same results in previous perehelion passages of the planets, and argue that these circumstances always produce epidemics and destructive diseases which will battle the skift of the most eminent physicians: that the poor will die by thousands, the weak and intem perate falling first, th.ee whose blood hat been impoverished by excels of work or dissi pation next, and only those who are in com parative vigor shall escape to enjoy the era of l-enewea activity and prosperity whith will follow the period of destruction. Innsmutth as the entire world seems subject to the sway of the heavenly bodies no part of the earth, he thinks, can escape scourging. He even predicts that America wil lose ovr ten millions of people; that the fcrmerswi be stricken with fear and cease to till ths soil; that famine will make human misery more wretched. That hundreds will flee to overcrowed cities for aid In vain. That sudden changes in ccean cur rents, temperature and surroundings will entirely transform the faco of nature and climate of countries; that the air will be so foul with malaria and olhernopus gasce, that those who survive will be troubled with disorders of the digestive ore ans. That many who escape other ills will bloat with dropey and suddenly pass away, while others will grow thin and drag out a miserable existence in indescribable agony for weeks. Neuralgic pains in different parts of the bodv wsU torment them. Thev will easily tire and become despondent, A faint, hot feeling will be succeeded by chilly sensations while hallucinations and dread of impending Ul w ill parahBeaU effort. "The birds in the air. the beasts of the field and even the ftah of the sea , will become dis eased, poisoning the air and poisoning Ihe waters of the globe." We are told on the other hand that those who snail pass through this period of trial will have larger enjoy ment of life aud health. The earth will yield more abundantly than ever before. ine animal kingdom will tie more proline and life prolonged very ma terially. This prolongation of life will be owing to the healthy electric and magnetic influences that will pervade the at niosphere. It would perhaps seeu that the Invent redress of the sun, and the presence of a bolt or veil of coumo matter, justified, f n a measure, the rediction of I'rofofcHor Grimmer, but disturbing as his prediction may be we are told for our com fort that the Strong and pure blooded need have little to fear in tliei e calamities, tha thote who are delicate or ir.dihposed shoult aaoj s means u Keep tne system weU sup ported and the blood pure, and that the most philosophical and effective method of accom plishing this is to keep the kidneys and liver in good condition. romthe testimorialt of such men as Dr. Dio Iwia and Professor K. A. Gunn, M. D., Dean of the United States Medical College. New York, and thousands of influential uon-profoionul people, it seems auuost certain mat ior tins purpose tnere la no preparation known to science equal to axner s ssare cure, netter Known as Warnei 's F afe Kidney and Liver Cure. This medicine has acquired the finest reputation of any preparation that was ever put upon the n jvrtet. It is a rad c U blood purifier, which soosAes and heals all mrfamed orcans. strengthens the nervous vysteiu, washes out au evidences or aeeay, reguiatus digestion, prevents malassimilation of food in a uhil- osopbical and rational manner, fortifies the system against climatic changes and malarial umuences ana uie destructive agencies which seem to b so abundant in these " evil da vs." It is not our purpose to dispute the correct ness of Professor Urimmer's prophecies. As we have said, the marked disturbances of the past few years would seem to give a semblance or verification of his theory. It is certain, as above tt&ted, that we are pass ing through what may be regarded as a crucial period and it is the part of the wise men not to ignore, but to learn to fortify themselves against the possibility of being overcome by these evils. it Is a duty which each man own to him self, and his fellows, to mitigate as mitch as possible the suffering of humunity and in no way better can he accomplish this i hi rtjr.se thau to see to it that he, himielf, iafoi titied by the best known preparation in the strong est possible manner and that he exert the in- nuence of his own example upon his fellows to the end that they, too, may share with him immunity from tte destructive influence which seek his ruin. . Saloon-keepers in Forth W orth, Texas, pay their $25 fine for keeping open on Sunday, and find it profitable. Beautiful Women lire made pallid aud unattractive by -functional iiTeguiantiej, which Dr. Pierce's " Fa vorite Prescription " will infallibly cure. Thousands of testimonials. By druggists. A gas well near Steubenvule, Ohio, is send ing a flame twenty feet into the air. Horrid, yes, it is, that we must suffer from disease, hut from heart disease, nervousness and sleeplessness, Dr. Graves' Hetirt Regu lator will give you imuieiiate relief; thou sands say to. $l pbr bottle at druggibts. Thb Alaska teal hunters killed over 80,000 animals during the post season. Walnut I. oaf Hair Reatorer. It is outin-ly diltoient from ail others. It is as clear as water, and as it name indicated is a perfect Vegetable Hair Hestorer. It will jumu'diatuly f rue tho head from all dandruff, restore K1 ay hair to its natural color, and pro duce a new growth where it has fallen off. Zt dues not in any manner atl'ect tho health, wh.'cU sulphur, tugar of lea-1 and uitrato ol wlver preparations have dune. It willchau'je light i r failed hair iu a law days to a beauti ful g'ossv brown. Ai-k your dnijigUt for it. Each lot'Jo is warranted. Kmith. Klimb &' CO., Win.Wile, Agents, ridla lolphia, Pa., KiidC. N. t toMWjNVw York. CoriMrni'tiun In any stagy may be cured by Piso's Cure. 0 cvut. a beetle. Tspptd FtsVt Tlmot. Teftlina oorplytTatef'il for benePt re ceived from the nse of Hunt's Hcnia'.r, 1 fpol pronj to inform you of tho (rood it has done me: for ths great s:iflermgl hue passed sua am now saved I y Hunt's Kemeityi I desire to st:ite my casn to the public so that ot!r sufferers mnr obtain the benefit of Its won derful cumlive powers soma time. ik to suffer excruciating pains in the region of my kidneys; I had the most intense agouyi I was coutlned to my bed and totally tmablt to change my position ot move in any way. 1 WRS tnpred eight times, i men nearu ui nunt's llemedy; I bought a bottle, and after taking a few spoonfuls the result was magi cal, and in a few days my pain was gone and my water passed ireeiy, maiwuiu anything; my swelling dinrrerh I J a new person altogether. The doctors had given me np to die, said there was no hops for mo. I had one hundred and fifty-six pounds of wator taken out of me. Was treated by seventeen different doctors, and Hunt's Remedy has cured me, I feel proud over your medicine. Those who suffer with the droiy I bop will givs it a trial, and set the good It will do. It works like a charm. I would advise these having difficulty with their kidneys to give Hunt's Remedy a trial. I am snre that it will give thetn instant relief and give them a permanent cure. I am willing to give all information In my power in regard to this most valuable medioine. Yours truly. Mb. David Nostb. Ecorse, Wayne County, Mich., May U0, 11W3. Tmt average age of French generals U andor forty-five; of English, over sixty-five. Dr. Graves' Heart Regulator cures all forml 01 neort aiseoseis, nervousness, sleeplessness. Lkxinotow, Ky., claims to have tha small est death rateot any city in tne country. MlKSMAlfa PepTONIKSD MM TojHO, the Only preparation of beef containing Its eiUirt nulrt- liotiS froprr(fs, it ctmuuiiii uiuuu-uiatimK, force generating and lifo-sustainlng properties; iuvsluable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration, snd all forms of general liability; also, in all eufeehiod conditions, whether th result of echkustlon, nervous prostration, over work or acute disease, particularly if resulting from pulmonary oomplainU, Caswall, Hazard 4 Co., Proprietors, New York. Bold by druggists. "A God send is Ely's Cream Balm." writes Mrs. M. A. Jaokson, of Postemouth, N. H., on May 22, ltWJ. I had Catarrh for three years ; had tried li early all remedies but to no purpose. Two or three times a week my nose woul t meed quite rreeiy ana l tnougnt the sores in n would never heat Your Halm has cured me.' This preparation Is not a liquid or a snuff, and Is easily applied. (Price SO cents. Bee adv't.) s The Yracer Aula (! Is the best in thj market. It is the most economical and cheaixxit, one box lasting as long as two of any other. One B-reasinir will last two weeks. It received first premium at m nmnniai and raris til positions, also I L . . ... ' . . ioa at various nuiw lairs, uuy no owier A HDerlnl Invltnflnn. We especially invite a trial by all those suf ferers from Kidney and Liver oomplaintt who have failed to obtain relief from other remediosand from doctors. Nature's rrr&t remedy. Kidney-Wort, has effected cures in many obstinate cas. It acts at once on t hi Kidneys, Liver anl Bowels, cleansing tb system of all poisonous humors and restoring a healthy condition of those important or gans, uo not bo discouraged, out try it. rrofiTessive dairymen who are only satla Bed with the best results, are adding to theii wealth an4 v.rA..l . m Vw.i.T ij . " u"hii on society, by the rapid improvement thoy are makini in the art nf l.nt fn. n,Ab.lM rru: ... s-.. wmvww. .iwm.i.ic. m uia class us JVails, Riehardton & Co. 'a Improved Buttei lolor. and know by actual tost that it fila Ladies, attention I In the Diamoao v job more coiunng is given than In any known dyes, and they give faster and mors liu)wtwaliu SJ r 1 i n 1 1 a h' w. n oaa, xucuaruson OC Co. Burlington Vt. . . . Cnrba-Hnea. This magic balm, which is In truth Petroleum sweet and clean; It gives to a re the charm of youth, The matchless Carboline, Mr. I Ray, 44 Nostra nd avenue, Brooklyn says Dr. Elmore's R.-U saved his life; foul jirge bottlej cured his dyspepsia, kidney anl liver diseases, which six doctors had failel U vk wuicn ne expected to ale soon. Why don't you use St. Patrick's Salve' i ry iu use iu a.ic atau druggists. For nausea, dizziness and sick heidaehs Pr. Hanford's Liver in vigors tor has ne equal Ftralghten your boots & shoes with Lyon'i Patent Heel Stiff oners, aud wear them again. Pimples, pustules, and all skin disorders an cured by using Samaritan Nervine, Ernest Reeae, of UannlbiL Mo., says: "S mariton Nervine cured me of sick headache. RHEUMATISM In oalHiiff pour itiontaon to tb foUowiof mni wbsr Hood't SriruptrUU hM worked remarkable um fe rheumatic affeotlomi. It not our desire to lmpraw jrou. mind with the idea that It w a epsoiflo remedy for rhett feiatiam. We doabt if there Is or can be iuoh a remedy The facte are stilted, and proTe that fn these laitanoei (and many others; Hooq s oarsaparilla has prodnoed GREAT RESULTS Now, if you are a sufferrr. la it not possible, yes, probable, that Hood's ttereaparUla may do for yon whsj It has done for eth irsT I bve been much troabtet at timt with rheum (ism, the onate of winch I tbiifk I must attribute U went ui proiwr aoinw tn naj Jivcr. Amuns or nr tiling's i u&u pain luti STrnsi ortmeas in my leiT S ue. J nisrht I eauld ettluum lie on thut aide. l,t ur na took Hood's SarsiparitU, retruierlj, accontn todireo tiona, with an oocaeionisl d(we of Homl's Fills, no til' need seven bottltts: it did me a srreal deal nf antrwl Mi (tneral health ties been rood tliruujrh the snmwr r, ftu here 1 a4 but little trotiMe with rhumatiftm. Jrly s Ut uori ant pain me, and indued I think 1 n!sp now mur on my left side than on my nht. I think it did ) whole ytni gno." MIS. Jb. A, NlCHus, ft (iariftaj Hood's Sarsaparilla Hold by druffff1st. Prioe $!; six fer 5. Prvnaredonlj GOOD NEWS TO LADIIIBI reatt mducciinfuUt eter ef Irrea, iNiow'a jrour tim-e to ft u; orders for our ctlebrtkd 1 snd C 'oilrrH.end wcurei buu SulOniaUeiHlor M.b H.f(. inn TeaKvt. or HanditiuA ril iuu tn.ixM stose lmnor Set. ortrtilil Hand M.uu Due : riina i tiimi H, r r iuii imrTicuiani adurees i iik -hi;at AMKKICAN TEA C l O. lloa ahW. 81 aud W Veey St.. Nw Yoil, n a. asBM .Mi CURCt WHkM AU USC SAILS. ealUouin bynin. Timw(oi1 wlO i'7drliKel!l. TO SPECULATORS. Ri LIN0BL0M & CO., N. 0. MILLER &C0 I A 7 Chamber of UBroariway. Oommeroe. (Jliioiro. Kr York. GKAIJf ft PRO VISION BUOKEaS ftaeinbers of all prominent Prod u tie Exohangesia Mew t-'uicgi, ni. ixtuia sua niuwauu.ee. Wttbave excluaive priit UtlHtfreph wire between Obi cafuindNttw Vurk. W ill tiietuu orders on our iudst- ment when requited, hvnd tor oirculsus eouUia.iU2 particulars. KObV. LlNiJiil-UM CO;.hicao. iilPATEIITS,??ii UH, 1nrPnMon. nena v Btarap. lor ftop.iloul ua PutkHIl PEfrroRAL will ctjr jour saazn. Pnc tba. YfTltVs I PL' t-' tloTaph hara and a wta ". r.UA'?.,!'iT''.lfl roua.ituation. OliWanlr.. Al.h. llh. IIUUH.. JuuaavillD, Wia. gcnls Wanted lot tha hit arid Ka(,t.eolliiia X V ni t .rial Hix and HiblM. Pricu. re lucd la M ,-Hnt. N'rntWAi, Pt'itLibHiha Oo. Puiiadulplita. Pa CAm-auu ftULa ta in tl l.iDitanut. I'm -M oata flfrCISTC IWIHu'Trri KVKRYWHKREto , u " MMillLUtet FiiM.ily Kn JliK'lliie "Trr in vnii al. ill knit a iTr of al. t. I! ll II II. I..ll.ll'111'i.nt.. ..!.,.... .... will tha lua &! kuit a KimL vaiiBlyu bucv aork, tor wtiic'h al wdy u.iiik. t. S,-n f for nroular anil It will tuota ""'' W.lllll. KMTTIMl ( A I Hi.li 1 I-,,, i, HELP WANTED," Mrn. lii.fr, W'niRi, and (iirlH.. lor all occtiiiitir fn rw i cm i a i ta 'uiiy. rut mh ivuiam, nidiwi w it W Lex A Co.. iw. 1 Wsurtu alit, e VimSi. ; f . v v SPKalHu GRCAT jr 'i 1 6 i Rheumatlsm, Neuralgia, Sciatica. i.umb.B9. BscKachs, Hsh. ToothscH.. i"S!!:n,l,, as tnJH wibilt ri "J! v., or....... r nrrz::;7:t:z.Z ' . thik 'MmK A.,i,r' 11!! i?: s!- "l 1 N Y If l" 1 0mm Tha ftreesatiy for prompl and fleetit household remtdls' dailv K-rtminir more Impeiative. aid of . them Hostetter's Stoiwah Htttrt is th ohif In merit and the moat popular. IrrrRiilarirtr ( the Stnfi.ach od b owls. lialrtr h fTiT, llret cotnt 1 liol, rt-hllitf. rlionm stism ana minor silmrutii. sr tlnTh y pmqur. e:t I 7 t (wemtMira. ilt. mliv rt4ratie and mdirmal eafe. Knarfl. snd I' S )uitl rrritrtled t a the pur. rut nnd rr.t e impr brnt-ire rerr.ef j t u rUM. FcTUre hr all rusr'sts snd lesi riv yof! , .I,, BITTED C ATA FIR H ELY'S CEAMBEM "alianapp'.l.d t7 tha ft sTt IT tr Into tta. amtrlla will b. abaorhai, ,!! uilljt olaanatns tha baad of eatarrhal rlnu, cans Inf haalthy tMnUoas. It allan InflamraaUoii, protaUtba mtsibraM .vf tha naaal DaaaaaraS from additional eolda. ooniiilnWr baal. tha him anl raitrM tut and smell. A fa ap. pHcattons retina. A !orv rrrslnaal vlll tvufftvaftf wra, Af raa. ahle to uae. Baud lor . r r m m , - . v r.ir'tilir. PRICK ftO rrKT", Tt Y M AIL Oli AT DRUOOIBTS, KLiYJtKOTIIKUist OtVEu, N. V. t a.-n yA K a vr a-, a a - r mass. THE SURE von CURE KIDNEY DISEASES, LIVER COMPLAINTS, CONSTIPATION. PILES, AND DLOOD DISEASES. PHYSICIANS ENDORSE IT HEARTILY. "Kldney-Wort la tht meat auooeeeful raner Xararuaed." Dr. P. O. Halloo, JUoaatoa, Vk. "Kidnay-Wort la always reUabla." ' Dr. U. K. Clark, Do. Hero, Vt. "Kidney-Wort baa ourad aiy ifl eftar two yaara snOWUm." O. XL. BvUUDerUn, Bus Hill. Oa. IN THOU3ANDO Of CASES it baa ourad vhnt all els. bad failed. It la mild, bat afflatenS C EH 1AJL.M IX 1X8 ACTIOM, but barmlaa. In all oaaea. tVIteltvaaara ths Rlaoa an J Ktrcnrtbeaaaaa rtvaa Biaw 11 e to all fie Important orcans af tha body, Tb. satoral aotloa of tha Kidney, la aatorod, Tho Liver Is el wnaad of all diasaaa, and til. Bowels mova froely and KaalUifully. In tola way tha wont dim am ara ararUoatad from tb. ayateai. t rwa , n ca uotm oa dut, bolp by BBroaiSM. Dry oaa bo tsnt by mall. WKLM, UICIIAEDROTf a.CO.O.rllctaa Vt. 13 ywrAitiwo i m crmwa Epiltptit Fits, Spotrnt, Falling; tl V aBVBlckaess. CodtuI- ions, Bt. Vitus. Dance, Alcoholism, Opium Eating, Seminal Weakness, lm potency, Syphilis, Scrofula, arid all Nervous and Dlood Diseases. tW To Clergymen, Lawyers, Literary Men, Jlcrchants, Buukcrs, Latiit'S and all whose sedentary employment causes Nervous Pros tration, Irwjnilsritics of the blood, stomach, bowels or kidneys, or who require a nerve tonicanDetizerorstlmiilanf sinrtnm v ... i.. i i.i. tThousands fTHP wonderful lnvit;or ant that ever nusluln el a ainklnp svstein. tl.Wat, Drueists. ThtOR.S.A. RICHMOND , MEDICAL CO., Sole I lePro-Luw8.tJwuiwliJ h, K!o. " f Bristors, SI. loseph. mas. J..Crlttenton, Agent, New York. (8) fhl poroa. plaster la I HOP auaolulelr IA (.( erer bad., cumblalntf tho rirtuea nf hoja with runa, balaaina and ex PLASTER tract.. It, power la wonderful in curing dlaeaae. antra '"" Fivora aiiiipiy rrucva. Crlrlc la tho lixck aud Nxik, Pain la the bule or I,: in ha, Btlfl Joint! and Muivelea, tirtnry Troublea, Klieunuu'am, NourUfla, Bora Cheat, UtecUona of Uio Onart and Uver, and all pain, or arhoa i j ii v vmni uunantiv oy tne nop flatter, t r Try iv. a iiue oenui or uvo Zor fl.Ot, Mailed oa receipt of prlre. Sold by aU dnifrKlata and cuuutry Moras, BACK Xiut fiaMer company, lar-Kor ootutiiiatlua, liwa of ap-mt;te aud diieaanaol Uia Kiw.l tnlta HawlT'a Istoniai-h and I.I r 11 lla. "Penta. fmrm o-twi nnirn a aif)iBCt ua ayHpuptia iu 6 weeks -11 nrmo of rtinuiDtio di,rttrb in i to i'i wm-k reiio? Tl ll IU til It I -w in 1 l-tk w t mwt lufa t.. 1 I t i'iim tinm euro j QupV ; . , .aaa..-a "- "H't v-i, UU'tfUIUI 1 P dr sWlii.Iitt IHEBEST.uSL5?lU C) LIGimiliiQ OEtVEEH' 1 wo ihounbintl tlcctiv a minute. ' onlw tkhsvolutely tlrtlHuH r-wliitf Al Uv hlii In tk voi ,. Ni ntoii trlnl. .Vtii i .ui -i & yrart, HBd for I llust rtited Ci -. n nnd lrritla 11. Aiccnta Vnl--d. Til t: V 1 l.MON Mtr VV ISO MAllIllsK0M (--lijtttiiu or 1 ork i mif f,i. f,ii tit i-.,,-, j i. I .1 T... lu Us riilt-uVi Uiht I v i U e!H( 'J WO BOTTLK'S Kkf-K t... (.liiur w Ith a V Al,lrA.-.i.K 1 HKa'I iML un ti.i di uJTa. I IE V II. Ke Mtthrtd. Kfiid 1 C ;1 ,r. 1)11. J. A. Hni:na U Fa tii Avruu, H. Y. Liny. f?5 tf Hm9:mPCl "nlto ti:shrlu of lu of rmwify r. ii.-i.i( awpwaiWKiiimiiiia.siiaiuia'iui sriis yjaviyaaaaa tsjaiffsjasss .wrnwpfwin jlWlsaMll!aiagr 11',1-Va.Wajl I HI 111111113 Mm) CluEniviE!) J"Et0RFS-' K- Is tbe oulnkest, olaaaottaat V. ur "t and boat ram i-l lor kidnsr. NyX01V' ber, at jnisea. bia.lilur auj blood J-Axx' ( lav.uJMva. anil .t.,1,7 F-&I IVIVr.,, puuf9 curtKi who una inj ta van uvHiy,hto T uutia-icr.-,, snu UIVB III 1H D M. . Jtt.lT tllfaJiat aaat It li La A ... I 1. titw. ilwarajj.dawii LkOii..tiuVVi.UamMUN. Y 00JSB.PTIOEJ. 1 havtt (wejill vo rciiivu i fT tt' ahuve Jlat by l7 tlm luoustainl- of cuA-tts ul ttia u or ait t nu .. umd.iiL' ht-. a I wlds, tore throat,
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