Mr. fSpooprndjke's Search. "Oh, dear I" (minted Mrs. Bpooppd dyke, "I'm sure I'm going to die!" and the good woman flopped over in the bed and contemplated her hneband with a pale face and a look of genera) debility. "Yon'll be good to baby, won't yon, dear ?" Oh, hoi" let nrned Mr. Bpoopen dyke, pounding her tenderly on the head with his big hand. "You're all right Bear np against it, and you'll be well in an hour or two. I've often had the cholera morbus, bnt yon never see me give up like this. Where's the ginger f " I don't know," moaned Mrs. Spoop endypke. "Look on the top shelf of the closet. If it isn't there, try th , bottom drawer of the wardrobe; or it may be in the pantry. Ow-w I" and Mrs, Fpoopendyke doubled np and straightened ont with a jerk. ' Ion can't remember any other Con gressional districts represented by that ginger, can yonf " growled Mr. Spoop eodyke, prowling around the room in an aimless but energetio fashion. "Tun don't call to mind a conple more roost-tap-places in which that ginger is to be found, do yon? Wbere'bouts on the top shelf T " and Mr. 8 oopendyke rat tied around among the old bottles and empty pill-boxes. " Look here I I've found that court plaster I wanted day before yesterday I" and more than gratified with hie find Mr. Spoopendyke utterly forgot the original object of "his search. " You'll send baby to a good school, and see that she marries happily, dear?" groaned Mrs. Spoopendyke, adapting a woman's style of hinting that the ginger would be acceptable. "And you'll bury me by mother? " "Certainly," replied Mr. Spoopen dyke, immersed in the contemplation ot the court plaster. "Where's the sheet of fiet.li color that was here?" he de manded. " I don't seem to detect the presence of that particular element of adhesiveness I Where's the flesh colored portion of this curative?" and Mr. Spoopendyke ran over the little squares again in a vain search for the piece he missed. "Did yon look in the wardrobe, love I" asked Mrs. Spoopendyke, faintly. " It isn't here I" growled Mr. Spoop endyke, raking over the contents of the drawer and turning them over with Irs feet. "What Upon my word I you're a pretty woman I I thought you said that old razor strop of mine was lost when we moved. Here it is as big as life and twioe as dirty. Olad 1 fonnd that strap," mumbled Mr. Spoop endyke, rubbing it tenderly and alow ing off the dust. "Got a piece of cloth?" "Oh, do look in the pantry 1" plead ed Mrs. Spoopendyke. "I'm sure it's in the pantry I" Mr. Spoopendyke charged on the pantry like a column of horse and hustled around and bnmped his head, but didn't seem to meet with much suc cess. "I don't see any," he muttered. "Don't yon know where yon keep your ciom r i fr-pose i mi gut stand round here till doomsday, while moths corrode and thieves do break into this razor strop and steal the whole business without finding a piece of cloth to wipe it on. Haven't ye got an old skirt or something?" And Mr. Spoopendyke drew the strap under his arm two or three times and regarded it affection ately. "Oh,, please find the ginger!" squealed Mrs. Spoopendyke, as another spasm caught her. Never mind your old strap ! Find the 'ginger I" "Ain't I looking for it V retorted Mr. Spoopendyke. " Here's a cork, and the bottle can't be far off. When I find that bottle I'll have a clew to the gin ger, and I'm going to follow it to the bitter end. Yon ought to save these corks anyway, when I go fishing. What kind of a looking bottle was it ?" It was long and narrow," replied Mrs. Spoopendyke, almost in despair. " I ought to find it from that descrip tion," muttered Mr. Spoopendyke. "Most bottles are perfectly round Here's the arnica bottle upside down, and f told yon to keep it filled. 1 might knock my arm into the next Pres. byierian general assembly, and I'd have to wait all day before I could get a droo of arnica to soothe my anguish ! What's this straw hat of mine doing in the bot tie box, anyhow? What particular mal ady did tins hat have that suggested such a disposition of it ?" and Mr. Spoopendyke smoothed ont the crown and squinted with one eye while he straightened the brim. " That's a good a it aa a . . D nai yet, - ana ue put it on and regarded himself in the glass. "Yon wanted some ginger, didn't yon? Where is it? Wbere'd yon put it ?" Mrs. Spoopendjke arose from the bed, pale bnt firm, and stalking across tee room seized the bottle and flounced back into the bed with a bump that showed she was mad. There is nothing on earth that will so express a woman's wrath as that one divd among the sheets. "Getting better, ain't ye?" snorted Mr. Spoopendyke. "I told ve the cholera morbus didn't last long. Where's mat razor strop? wnat d ye do with that strap ?'' Mrs. Spoopendyke eyed him, but made no response. " Point out to me the present address oi mat strap i ' Howled Mr. Spoopen dyke. "Take this finger and lav it ten derly on the home and country of that strap !" and Mr. Spoopendyke whirled around like a grindstone and filled the air with bottles and boxes, and powders ana puis. "Dome ont oi tneiaogle and faoe me !" yelled Mr. Spoopendyke apostropnizmg tne strap which be re membered having in his hand but a mo mmt before. "Show me to the stran I Take that strap by the ear and lead it before Spoopeudyke in proper person !" and the enraged gentleman thrust his loot through the crown of his hat and drew the wreoK np to his hip. 'What's that stioking out of your Dreasi poosew" asked Mrs. Spoopen dyke, scraping off external applications 01 an assortment oi drugs. ' Dmph !" grunted Mr. Spoopendyke, drawing out the strap. "Fonnd it, didn't ye ? Another time you let things alone, will ve? Made me spoil my straw hat with yournonsense ! Another time yon want anything yon just stand back and let me search! Y' under stand Y" " Yes, dear," murmured Mrs. Spoop endyke, and ss her husband left the room she took a consoling swig at the ginper bottle and reflected that he hadn't enjoyed the attack of cholera morbus much more than she had. Brooklyn Eagle. Something Curious Happened. A boy ten years old pulling a heavv cart leaded with pieces ot boards and lath taken from some demolished struc ture an every-day sight in all onr cities. Tired and exhansted he halted nnder a shade tree. His feet were bruised and sore, his clothes in rags, his face pinched and looking years older than it should. What must be the thoughts frf such a child as he looks out upon the world the fine houses, the rich dresses, the rolling carriages the happy faces of those who have never known what itHvas to be poor? Does it harden the heart and make if wicked, or does it bring a feeling of loneliness and wretchedness a wonder ing if the rioh man's Heaven is not so far from the poor man's Heaven that be will never catch sight of their pinched faces? The boy lay down on the grass, and in five minutes was sound asleep. His bare feet just touched the curbstone, and the old hat fell from his head and rolled to the walk. In the shadow of the tree his face told a story that every passer by could read. It told of scanty food of nights when the body shivered with cold of a home without sunshine - -of a young life confronted by mock ing shadows. '1 hen something curious happened A laboring man a queer, old man with a wood-saw on his arm crossed the street to rest for a moment beneath the same shade. He glanced at the boy and tnrned away, bnt his look was drawn again, and now he saw the picture and read the story. He, too, was poor. He, too, knew what it was to shiver and hunger. He tip-toed along until be covld bend over the boy, and then he too irom bis pooket a piece of bread and meat the dinner he was to eat if he found work and laid it down beside the lad. Then he walked carefully away, looking back every moment, but Hastening ont oi sight as if he wanted to escape thanks. Men, women and children had seen it all, and what a lever it was 1 1 be human heart is ever kind and generous, but sometimes there is need of a key to open it. A man walked down from his steps and left a half-dollar beside the poor man's bread. A woman walked down and left a good bat in place of the old one. A child came with a pair of shoes and a boy orongnt a coat and vest. Pedestrians halted and whispered and dropped dimes and quarters beside the first silver piece. Something curious had happened. The charity of a poor old man had un locked the hearts of a score of people. inen sometmng strange occurred. The pinched-faced boy suddenly awoke and sprang up as if it were a ciime to sleep mere, ue saw tne bread the clothing the money the score of people waiting around to see what he would do. Ho knew that he had slept, and he realized that all those things had come to mm as be dreamed. Then what did he do ? Why, he sat down and covered uistdce with his hands and sobbed like a grieved child. They had read him a sermon greater than all the sermons of the churches. They had set his heart to swelling and jumping until it choked him. Poor, ragged and wretched, and feeling that he was no more to the world than a fctick or a stone, he had awakened to find that the world re garded him as a human being worthy of aid and entitled to pity. I'etrott tree rresa. How a Statesman Controls Ills Temper When M. de Persigny was French minister of the interior, he received a visit one day from a fri( nd, who, on send ing up his name, was shown into the great man's sanctum. A warm discussion arose between them. Suddenly an usher en tered and handed the minister a note. On opening it he at once changed his tone oi voice and assumed a quiet and urbane manner. Puzzled as to the con tents of the note, and by the marked tf feet it had suddenly produced upon the minister, ms inena cast a furtive glance at it, when, to his astonishment, he perceived that it was k imply a plain sheet of paper, without a tcratch upon itl More puzzled than ever, the cen tleman, after a few minutes, took his leave and proceeded to interrogate tue usher, to whom he was well-known, for ne Himself bad been minister of the in terior. " Yon have," naid he. 'Must handed to the minister a note, folded up.wLioh had a most extraordinary effect npn him. ISow, it was a plain sheet of paper, witn nothing written upon it. What did it mean? ' "Sir," replied the usher, "here is the explanation, which X must beg yon to keep secret, for I do not wish to com promise myself. My master is verv liable to lose his temper. As be him self is aware of his weakness, he has ordered me. eaoh time, that bis voice is raised sufficiently to be audible in the anteroom, without delay to place a sheet of paper in an envelope, and take it to him. That reminds him that his temper is getting the better of him, ana be at onoe calms himself. Jnst now I heard his voioe rising, and im mediately carried ont my instructions." Suicide. The larger number of suicides take place in countries where life is thought bfiBV anil Vionrtv aa i n Vi a k,'HJ J , j Mui4 ajpayj no m nuq KlUgUUlU UUU duchie? of 8xony, in the smaller Ger man fitates, and in Denmark. Trust worthy fttariktima nrnuo f l.ur V... AMA 1. vv f v wuajstv vuDlO Bl O 110 cases of self-murder in Franoe for every sixty-nine cases which happen in England. Suicides are least frequent iu ojjttiu, wmon is, pernaps, ot ail Euro pean countries the most superstitious. There are only thirty female suicides to every 100 men who destroy them selves. The greatest number of suicides occur in summer ; the fewest in mid winter. Out of 23,304 French suicides, ,13 died of strangulation. 4,656 by drowning, firearms disposed of 2,152, and poison of only 28 L Sccirt Marriages In New York. The Badger case (which has j as t been settled by compromise in New York), says a letter from the metropolis, is very remarkable in its chat-actor, the facts being as follows : Jacob Badger reoentlj died in his seventy-sixth year. He was a rich old bachelor, and had for many yesrs been at the head of an opulent shipping house. His heirs proceeded to divide the property, when a claim was made by a woman who asserted her dower right as his widow. For thirty five years she and "John Baker" bad held connubial relations, their home being in Brooklyn. "Baker" bal always condnoted himsel? in an exem plary manner, providing liberally and enjoying the respect of the neighbor hood. Every day he went to New York and returned at night, and this uniform M) was only terminated by Lis sudden demise. It was then learned that "John Baker, 'of Brooklyn, and Jacob Badger.of New York, were the same, and the woman was allowed a dower of 812.0U0. New Yoik contains many inch instances, wniou una protection la that mantle which a great city throws over society. I well remember the flour dealer. Daniel Angerine, who always passed for a bachelor. After his death, however. it was learned that he had a family, wnicn naa oniy Known nini nnder a false name. I was also acquainted with another bachelor business mitn (the late H. N. Ferris), who kept his residence a secret from even his clerks. Every morn ing be appeared at the store, and at night he left, but no one knew whither he went, and his employes became so accustomed to this mysteiy that it ceased to be a matter of comment. Eventually Ferris was taken ill and died, and it was thrn discovered that he had a private establishment in an obsenre street, far uptown. It. G. Schuy ler, formerly the noted railway con tractor, also passed for a bachelor, until his failure brought out the fact that he bad a wife and family in which he had long been known by the name of Spioer. l could mention a man of wealt h and of high family who passes in the Fifth avenne circles as a baohelor, but his friends have long been convinced that he has a wife somewhere in the city. Some of these secret marriages occur in the following manner : Young men seethe impossibility of supporting thoso helpless, high-toned city girls who want a fashionable establishment, and hence, going from one extreme to another, they will sometimes marry the daughter of their washerwomen, simply because the latter can take care of themselves. As such a marriage would distress their friends, they keep it secret and pass for bachelors, being thus enabled to retain their position in society. Soch are among the strange features in metro politan life. No man, however, can say he marries below his station it his wife, however hnmble, is of decent character and possesses intelligence. That false notion concerning men marrying be neath them has led to a vast extent of mischief. ' When to Stop Advertising'. When every man has become so thor oughly a creature of habit that he will certainly buy this year where he bought last year. When younger, fresher and spunkier concerns in your line cease starting up and using the newspapers in telling the people how much better they can do for them than yon can. When nobody else thinks it pays to advertise. When population ceases to multiply. and the generations that crowd on after yon stop coming on. nen yon have convinced everybody wh se life will touch yours that you have better goods ana lower prices than they can ever get outside of your storo. When yon perceive it to bo the rule that men who never do, and never did, advertise, are outstripping their neigh bors in the same line of business. When men stop making fortunes right in your signt, solely 4j a discreet ubb of this mighty agent. When you can forget the words of the shrewdest and most successful busi ness men concerning the main cause of tbetr prosperity. When you would rather have your own way ana ii man take advice and win. Printer Circular. Ills Star still Ascending. In a recent call upon Mr. W. if. McAl lister, 206 Front street, general agent for the sale of the Star chewing tobacco, he thus spoke to one of our reporters: "I war tortured witn pain irom acute rheumatism anil cared not whether I lived or died J tried St. Jacobs Oil-just two applications oi which entirely cured me. ban Fran cisco (Cal.) Call. The resident population of Great Britain in the middle of 1882 is esti mated by the registrar general at 35.- 880 299 persons: that of England and Wales at 26 406,820, of Scotland at 3,. YZ3,4UU, and ot Ireland at 5.088,079. Ex-Sanitary Com. RufusK. Hireman. of New Orleans.was cured of a severe attack oi beumatism by St Jacobs Oil, so we see by an item in the Columbu(Ga ) Enquirer- Sun. The smallest print which a normal eye oan reoognize at a instance of one foot is about 1 50 ot an inch. Gratitude Inrxpretaible. Wtkiison, N. J., May 13, 1881. If. H. Wabkkb & Co.: Hi't: I cauuut use language eipres.ive enough to convey ray ap preciation ot the value of your Safe Kidney and Liver Cure in all diseases of the Lidneya, liver and urinary organs. 1 never lose au oppor tunity to recommend it highly. Wm. RAPcurrs. Ice frozen mechanically is now extensively tiHed in the Southern oities, the price being about $1.60 per hundred. US Cent Will lluy a Treatise npon the Home aud his Diseases. Book of 100 pagea. Valuable to every owner of horaea. Postage stamps taken. Sent post paid by New York Newspaper Union, 15U Worth btreet, New York. Thousand of person who are bald-headed might have full heads of hair if they would only use Carboline, a deodorized extract of Petro leum, which is the only prei aration ever dis covered that will really do thi. The Science of life, or 8lf-Prervston, a medical work for every man young, middle- lied or old. 1V5 invaluable preacnutioua. One hundred and fifty thousand acre of MiBrisaippl and Louisiana are devoted to sugar otse. A!i OfEX t.FTTElU amo OBtioV-n "t iirnnnt TO rent Yalae I rein lunleael the Ilia boat Htaudlna. When the people of America become so thor oughly arounod, and on a sulijoot of such btI on importance a the prenorvatlon of ihtiif lives aud health, it in but natural that the ones ho hare been Ur, truly lnatrumnntal in tho origin of the movement should epeak frankly ami uireolly to the people most Uitermtoil. It Is for this reason that we thus eome before the publio and make the following revelations. t-rery careiui observer who nas sonsht to keep pace with tho march of events ha noted the alarming increase of ocrtain peculiar physi cal trouble within the past few year. Those (roubles bare come at unexpected moment and lu a dim treacherous way. 1 hey have maul, f eted tnomselves in Innumerable lorms. tint they have always had tlis same cause. Tbev have not afllioted the minor parts of the body, nut nave uone direct to the strongholds or the system, and their work lias usually been as prompt as it ia fatal. 1 hoir treacherous and neo ptive nature has often prevented a o ireful analysis of what caune thorn, and, a a result, intense suftnring aud final disaaier have usu ally eiiBued. The real cause, however, ha been a derangement of the kidneys, and all ol these trouble are. in fact, the first symptoms of the terrible bright disease, which ha cast Us dark shadow over so many homes la Vie laud and ia increasing wonderfully and Contin ually. It i now conceded by the ablest physi cians in every land and by eminent scientist i lie world over, that this disease i the result ot blood poisoning. J hi poisoning is brouulit about by waste I and unhealthy kidney that permit the poisou to remain in the blood,, in stead ol throwing it from the system. lint it is equally evidcut to all who have studiod iuto the ellovts and have become conversant with the facts, that a disordered state of the kidneys and liver produces most of the oommon oouipUints and paiu which afflict the human race, aud they cau be traot d to this aouroe Just a cer tainly as can bright' disease. To purify a stream we must go to its aouroe, ami to euro a discave we must remove tne cuune. It being true, therefore, that nine-lentlis of all hum m ailments are caused by diseased kiduevs or liver, the only certain way to cure these troubles is by treating the organs which cause them. How intimately the kidnevs are aasoci ciated witn the entire svntein mnv be under stood from tho fact that over 1,000 ounces of blood pass through them every hour, being more than 200 iraihins. or nearly mis ton in thn course of twen'y-four hours. This vast mass of living fluid is jeut to ever y pait of the body, ami it tue Kidneys are uiseised tho impurities that ate in the blood are not removed, ana hence pass through the reins, carrying disease in some of its many torrible forms. The hor rors which accompany moat of the diseases caused by disordeied kidneys and liver cannot be described in print, while the danger sur rounding them are even greater than the agony. Ami yet a person may be troubled for months without Knowing the cause o( tne Ols on see that have attacked him. Some of the symptoms of the firvt stage, any one of which indicato disordeied kidneys or liver, are these: Tains iu the back aud around the loins, severe headitcbes, uimnoss, inflamed eve, a ooatoe tongue and a dry mouth, loss of appetite, aliilly sensations, indigestion (the stomach never ia in oider when the kidnoys or liver are deranged), a dryness of tne skin, nervousness, nmht sweats, muscular debility, despondency, a tired feeling, especially at night, pufrlng or bloating under the eyes, etc If any of the following things are noticed about the fluids passed from the system it ehows that the kidney and liver are out of order: A red deposit, a scum upon the surface, au unusual thickness or thinuees, a very dark or a very light color, a burning sen ration in passing, a retentiou or a frequent do sire to void aud inability to do so. The above are a low of the hundreds of symptoms which indicate the beginning of atr gravatcd cases of kidney or liver dilliculties. and they lequire instant attention. If these symptoms are not checked at once, they are al most certain to roeult in some one of the manv terrible diseases of the kidneys. Hut unpleas ant as all the symptom and even these dis eases may be. they are as nothine compared to the last stages of the complaints. The kidneys waste away by degrees, accompanied by intensf pains; the heart becomes uncontrollable; the lungs are oppressed; the eyeball grow classy, nuu me enuie system is reuueeu aim ueuiu. tatod. For weeks before death comes the suf feior looks forward to it as a blessed reliof, and anything that can furnish even temporary help is gladly hailed. Then it is that bloai ing be gins; the face becomes puffy and pallid; the breath can only be caught In gaspa; speech it impossible aud muscular action suspended The patient finally siuka into a state of unoon sciousueas to everything except the paiua which are racking him, and ilea h comes by certain out slow tits-, rocs, mere can be but one con clusion w hich a 1 reader of care and judgment will draw from these facts, which is the ueoeo- oiiy of treating tne disease in (tmeand by that m ans which has been proven the best aud most efficient. It has been our privilege to treat more cases aud enect more cur a ot this toirible complaint than has ever been known before in the history of the world. I he wonderful sale whicn oui remedies have attained is due wholly to the tact that they have cured the one who have used them, i he power ana value or any rem edy must rest wholly on a basis of worth, aud here is just where our Bafe Kidney aud Liver Cure has lounil its wonuertui power anu sue. 3ess. liut iu this connection come one im port ant fact: It ha always bien true that arti clos of merit are subject to imitations. No one seeks to couuterloit the bill or a worthies b.ink. The production of a cracked inventoi or witloss writer are never copied. It is jus- so with a healing remedy. If it possess no merit it will not be subjected to imitations. It, however, it has power and valuo, imitation- wnl spring up on every side. While it is a tribute to the value of this medicine that it bar imitations, still, in justice to those who are suffering, we feel that all should be warned auainitt them. There is but one known remedy that has ever w on able to cure serious kidney troubles or control these great organs when ouce deranged and that remedy is Warner's bafe Kidney and Liver Ci'-e. There are numerous nostrums on the market claiming to be just as tllicieut and some which even claim to be tho same. Tne test of merit, however, is in what haa been ac compnshed, aud we therelore say, unheoiu tingly, that lor all diseases of the kidneys, liver and urinary organs Warner's Hafe Kidney and Liver Cure stands alone, not only in pom of excellence, but in the wonderful result it has achieved. In order to successfully avoid the pui chase of spurious and injurious medi ciuea. observe these facts: Our remedy is put up in dark amber glass bottles, with the Safe (onr trade mark) blown iu tho back. A private proprietary six-cent iuternal revenue stamp is aflixod to the neck and covers the top ol tue corn aud is ot a Ugl brown color. Iu the middle thereof is a bafe in outline, and on it the picture of a negro gathering herbs. If this s.amp is not found on every bottle of the bate Kidney and Livet Cure, or if there is any evidi n M3 that it has been tampered wi n, and II a rate is not blown on the back of the bottle, reject the bottle at once and insist on having a genuine one. We are led to publish the f regoing in order that the fublio iniy know and realize just whore we stand. We have alwava sought to keep our personality from obtruding upon the public, knowing full well that the value of our remedy was the essential thing, but the unex ampled use which baa been made of this med iciue. and the volume of letters we are con stantly receiving demand a personal statement from us. we are justly gratified at the oonfr denoe which baa been shown us, aud thankful for the myriads or oures our remedy nas pep formed, aud we pledge ourselves for the futuie, ss we have endeavored iu the past to furnish the best and only Valuable remedy that cau coutrul aud cure all tho many and terrible troubles analog from disorders or thee grea: argon. Mucereiy, II. II. WARNEB CO, Vochester. N. T. Th whole town of Mineral Kidge, Mahoning county, Ohio, is caving in from three to five fo-t in consequence ot the removal of the ooal. The Fruxer Axle Greaaa Is the beat in the market. It is the most economical aud cheapest, one box lasting ae Ioiik as two of anv other. One gre.acing will !at two weeks. It received first premium ut the Centennial and l'ari Expositions, aleo medals at various BuU lu. Bars other. Twe-thlrrfj f k Tlnltle Cure. I have been taking your "Fsvorite Prenerip tion" for "lemale weakness." JMore 1 had taken it two days I began to feel stn ner, I have taken bnt. 'two-third of a bottle and be lieve I am cured, uraiet.my. Mr. H. (1. 1.0VKTT. atseka, III. Drmtso Hie last flscsl ti'nr lS.OPO.OdO seres of Unilod States publio lands were sold. Tho ions rallrpads and Texas sold about 7,000,- V" eoo, Thrnftti nrxwrhlal unit I.nns Ploenaea a specisliv. Betid two stamps for largo r atle giving seif treatment. Addrrw Wom.p's Pis- rfSAIlt MF.IlKWI, 1SSOCIATIOS, unuiiiu, . x. Ft.oniPA butterfly hunters get an average of flvn cents apiece for ihmr captures. Homo raro specimens bring mnoh more, stul oue kind that is voiy scarce brings 1 4U a pair. Sick and bilious hca 'ache and all derange ments or stoinacn and rxiwci cuiei oy j r. I'ierce'a "relicts'1 .ir anM bilnins granules. '2a cents a vinl. No cheap boxe to allow waste of virtues. Ity druggists. Aw flreimn (Dilnman aiilmlKntatx rats for mutton on several occhhIoiis without any vt the family suspecting the deception. fntnrudti lliialnena. Thoso who think o siteiidiiiir the Natinnnl Mining and Ifidustrtil Eiositi'ti, to be held in I 'Oliver dnrinir Anust and September, annuel 1'iircliaso the cheap xcnrslon tickets of tho "Ureat Hock Island route," and take cruder f four ronlcf, with privilege of relurn nntil October 81. fiiim mm oiilc.k a the Quickest, stlil no more changes of cars than by any other line with the advantage in It lavor ol matting inoen gie change necessary In a union depo'. The n ling stuck of tlds great railway is simply snpeio. oonsistinir of msuniflccnt dav cohcIics. Pullman p.tlace sleeping cars, world-famous dining cars and exquisite Morton chnir cars. If going to the Northwest, iion'l lorgei me ramnui Albert l,ea route to aiintieapoiis at.n t. Paul, where it connect with all trains ol the Notthern Pncifio lailrosd and bt. Paul. Mime upolis und Manitoba railway. Pratt oon-i.rvKn oil. from selected livors, on tho seashore, by ( at oil, Hazard .V Co., N. 1 Ab-olutely pure and a-veet. ruticut w ho turn once taken it pieter it to all otheis. 1'i.ysiciaiis declare it superior to all other mis. CitArrF.n Hands, taco, pi. miles and roin-h ekin emeu by using juniii' r lar houp, made by caa. woll, Uzard ., Now KtirK. The new circular ofS he Cayuga Lako Militnn Acadomv, Aurora, N. i., is a hnmlsonie booku 40 pages, full of information. MJ. W. A. Klin is Priucipal, Henry Morgan, Ksip, President. f'nlnrrb. of I tin lllnilrirr. Ptinoino initatioii. intliiiumittion and all Kidney and TJrinarv Complaint eurod by "Bu chupiuba." $1. Druggists. Bond for paiu-, phlet to li H. w ells. Jersey city, n. j, 35 Crnta will liny a Treetlse upon the Horse and bis Iliaeaaes. Book of 100 paeca. Valuable hi every owner or horse. FnataKe stanni taken. Sent ixatpalrf by NMV VOItK NLWbl'Ai'lai UNION, 150 uiUi btrucb uaAJiH. A Friend in Need is a Friend Indeed, And by such a one' sympathising advice and aid many a trouble has been lilted and burden lightened, fcueh a friendship 1 worth keeping, and when, from his experience, he advises and Instructs, bis onlntonnsliould be heeded. If kind words can never die, and good deeda are never lost, tne inducement lor always dolus the good onecan la still a great one. Many people imagine that they had better do nothing than do little, forgetting that it ia the detail that make the eg Erepate the drops that form the ahowera the little kindnesses of lilo that make existence en durable. Aa, In the picture, the good old St. Jacob ii extending relief to the suflerlne annuit ant by offering a bottle of that wonderful remedy, FT. Jacobs Oil, so all ran do something of bene fit for his fellow men in their times of trouble or sickness. In how many liutances could the aim' pis mention of the words "St. Jacobs Oil." coupled with terms of indorsement and en couragement, bring relief and cure to those suf fering with rheumatism. In view of the wonder ful record of this (treat German Hemedy In the cure of rheumatism, neuralgia and all painful dlaeaaea.lt appears in the light of strong duty for everyone to patiently, yet persistently, urge its application In the diseases named, bearing In mind that the highest (rood from man to man constats In that which tends to promote their peace, welfare and general health. Amongothers woo nave no neaiiutton in giving iree expression io ineir opinion is mannp unmour, oi . icveiana Ohio, who haa used the Great Gernmn Kerned v Ut. Jacobs Oil, and endorse It highly. Me writes about It aa follow: "1 am pleased to say that the use of St. Jacobs Oil has benefited me greatly, and I have no hesitation to recommend it to all a an excellent curative." ST It D Hi liOS!H It ia th ooucuirem testimony of the public vnd tbt modi- cui profcawton. that Hostet teri Stoiun-b IlittLTH 1b a medicine which aohlflvtB ultM ftiKMd.tv felt, thorough and b ink' liver disorder, It mviKorittf-K tho lit: itl". Cl'lHpHTH kullH aud Maddt-r com plitintx, and haMwuH tliuconvalfw'4'iit' t h ob inroviTiiiK irom enroHmiiR am- ':lh'j. Moritvr it in nip ffrand wi-frifio mr ii'vr ana hkw For Bale by Irur BihU und Dealerb K en era Uy. TEAS ft iu uM.iivo.fN. Mil llu nonndi i naa ever. Apema wunted. jJoii I wuoiu liiiiu. rxuu mr circular, 10 Ihu ;ood Klafk i or 7?Itxed, forf 1 or I'Sixn!, iur f 2 LtorltliveU, fur $3 IO lba.Clftotcu liluck Rt nrt for nniinfl ictmnlft. 17 ftd. rxtra for nnatftmi. 1 iK U y,cl up a cluu. Choiceut Tea la the world. l,utf!&t variety. Pleaw a everybody. Oldest Tea Houee In America. No chromo. No lluuibiijg. h ha ho will ttiu mif f 11 earli nitrbt trom 1 In liWAckH i rtort'd 1" .sound health, if burn a tiling pi ibl Nhlllltt. 1. K JOIION tV CO., Uoaurn, ftl uaa., R I Li I I I 11 A Treatise on their EATING i3 B I U IlpelycureHKNT FKKK. I)k J q P" n..ia.i'i.i.-r.. ut k ddrwa Rev.C SmaplewoodS J V. hfxr for the Proaptx-tuB OtiB. Pinnotrnplv, or Phonetic Mhurthnnt al'ue of morkf, with I'hou. Krapbio alphalet I ill,.uM.AJ.,nu . . i:.... pHtaWta?11M land ilhirttria.tionK. tor ImuiLiiit-rs tt(u. AdtiriHd, lU-im I'ituiafi. I'iucinuiitj, O. milt im HltJJU- fres. TH K A 1)1.1 MAM A l AYLXJttCU..MiOiMilJ.(J. Pi OO f'P T H H ii K N I S W fl N T fc U-UO beaiT it -1 f l'ttio' a."il, :lt:3 :,, l tie worid: 1 wn,,i, I, r. I 1 I 4' m WH RTMf Piirinn-' ISiiviilivn IMIIm mW- ,-w HI Blood, and will completely chaiie tlio blond iu t entire avHteui in three month. Anv mi-Hon w j rm rjs - thAf r"i ! not Egwftb.f'MO ANV wTTH 11 WKAR OL'T. rv vbv W'vLiuMkera. By hmUI. '46cla. Ciroiiin IUiiU 1- jy.iTj. a. lUitCH CO., Hi lJej Bt.. N.V. .fSflrjrclinntiir - ' . . . , .MuaraMwsvwrivi r' Ik fnr human, fmv! and animal flesh, war i flrrt prepared and Introdjcorl hr l"r. . (leo. W. Merchant, In l.ecki..rt, N. Tf., . U a A., Inm, sine which time naa steadily grown In publio favor. eM la now acknowledged anri adnillted IV h trade to be th standard liniment or th . cointrv. Whrir we make this snnounre- mint ?i to n ' e.w. rih-tlen, notwlllmtsndinn we w there are ninny vhn are mors or leaa prejndlrrd aKnlnt I.VanTtam "vl,,'un"' " T.'." T hr..tv,f. we tare j .i.... lirh Dre udlco dofi not W.---. da in wimiler or nuraeies '"r""' - ' f- hnt, rin claim it la Miont an equal. IU!', J" lira ni inn-w - - tv .tS"k la that yon a.'"'' ' JHl T.Hal, mneniberliiff hl ' put np with whlN ""CI'". (snuiu; ta !'' ". ;- , nesll, aim ' , wr,iinr (three laa) or n' mul flesh. Try a hettle. Aa these rut Indicate, the am i fully for all diiea of lUe ftmon,iirl and am lltfh. Slmko well before H"lnR. Cannot bo Disputed. One r tlie principal reaaons pk the wonderful aaireeaa of Man chant's tlarirWsg Oil Is that It la iimniifarliiri'd sirlctly on honor., lis proprietor do lint, as I thei cine wllh ton many, after maklnjr; .1...1. lint. .a m n.nm. riinlln. 1 .1..- i.. U., l.rr.rinr entn. niids, hut use tne very heat goods to f,e honijht ta, lllf Mini rvv, i.-f.i ..i. - 7 - half a century Men havtt Jar. oh Ima heen a avnonym luf hoiietv, and will ronllniie to be so. lot'itf aa tltno endures. Kor .... .,i ....... i, ! AonT llmiiiBhmit Die 1'idlcd States and oilier 'm"rt O',"to the present. Try Merchant V .ir-tim' Oil l.lnlment for Internal extenml us and Mill jota ii-oi clK.M..-r what Rood It ha. d.me. Ulir U'eliiiiiniiniB Keep tho bottl ton i I'm to nniow eil UTKCU. CURES iV&fi and ChilMalna. V'"t Idte. si ralrh'-aor tiniuie. Vliralna and Mm lac. , "irliiK'liult. Wluda-aCs,. .Mit Hot In Slnx'i, Foi 'll'ien ,l r vn. Itoiii V" I'eiiltry, I'hal'l e l Manna. r.aiemai i m"".,, HorelM'l'eSl : Intel,, tiiirtt. fir ke H-'el. Ol'l HOI Kl.l.nniiV l.ame llaek,- flnmn ii'iilisol all kin, Is. Sweltlrea, minor", l loh Wollllda Itust, l;ii!l,one. to"! fliers, llemmirh "'";,r ""Tl Tool)i he ' Ithemuatiam, Kpavlna. S eniy. t'orna, Whitl vwa, WeakitPNiaf i fc; .'olri. Com meiitn ot Mua-lea, rrainiw. w -lie, ' FlKiiila, I f. .liri.sih. Cakoil llreaii. 11 o. ilaivt info . fatly, riiii-keit lea , I'lllloua, 1,nl,ieii(a, llnrn IllKtfllllMT, I'rownseali, Wlltttor, Atjiresa of tliu Uilil (tl.ono HlWAVIt for proof of the it y rnP- i,f a belt el hnlnient thai VTflVT " wJiant's (iam'.liiir oil," ' y belter worm medicine t r V Hf J "Merchant' Worm Tablets," M a-vVVruMcturcd by 11. O. O. Co., Loitk. jioit, .V X., l. 8. A. JOHN HODCE, Seo'y. PAGCNTS WANUD TOR THE ICTOR-IALi HISTORYoFTnfiWQRLQ Fmbrai-lim Mil and aiithentle aeonnnf of rw " m ol ancient and modern tlnw. and i"'".'. l.islory of tho rise and lall of tb.lWk IU"t U au empirca. Mm mhldteaKe. th" enisailea, ltJ" "" !" vsiein, tha reiornmiiou, lh dlaaoverv ai. 1 "'.V-JVi nientof t lie N.w W . rhl. etc.. etc. It eontaiia 7 ttue hiatoriraleniTavlliifa, and ia the inns v. W ltialorv of Hie World ever puhllslied. Bend forw lunu paana and extra terms to Aiienl. Aiblrea K ation A L IBLisiiieaiJ.,J'hillh'li Payne's Automatic Engines rtellatiln, unraiiie ann Eonnonurai, """'"'".r hvr-r ixwrr loilA w In fur l un,l imw ,im m j oUitr iMolnt oiiitt, not hlied with an Automatic cul-oir.. teud for Illustraled Catalonue "J." lor I nliu uialiou . I'nusa. B. W. Paink & 6.n, Box S1.0. OoinniK, GOOD NEWS 10 XjATJIES ! Get up Cluba tor ear ClfLB lilt a I liD i LAS, .uj Kcur a bMutlla.) m T iJP" t '3 i-i ii.t-t,i our nwii lnioi tutlva. Ou Kl nP f lltef bculllul Tp bt given iwa) to t.. I' ti i 4 4 ritili lor fit 00. lUwftr ot tii Otfiilr " L'llKAP '1KA " lltt or tN'ttiR iWorltlrd llier) danKrafi V tut ilrlmvii1l to IimUI w itaitt. D -almily witU rllJ U ntet rut 1th flrl lirt-1w 11 pupal). Ic. tiu Uunilma-. The t-reat Aiuerican Tea Co., Imortpra, r. U Wo Uafl. H A M YttefcT ii'.. Mow Yort MAKE HENSTAY. An Kniflwh Vi-lorinary Huiymu and CumuiKt, now tr.ivlujt: iu thin country, aatltiat initt)f the Horw aud HattU Ptiwd"'i-HBtld lifrear wortlilotcH triih. Jtit tui that Sht'i-itlivii fl Oondit inn I'owih rH nr atwolnto ly tmivaud iiiiui'iitl v valutihln. NnthinK ou earth, will make Iiimih luv likf Klmruiu' (Condition Pow Jm-a. lon, un ti'atK nful to one pint ol food. Hold .,.rvwiitrt', nrHi'iil by utail forM Iftter tHiii(. 1, H, JoVNaON&COM'tt.u.Ma.atoriui-rlyBanKor.Ma, iiTunitim. tMt .'LiBTUruL . iU. for Mi . iu . b.iLu mad t-k of tiif, mb4 a LUKtUAT 1C- tuturw hi at a4 rt wifsj, llh nan, tins)1 TUKst at Jl J yUf r4 "Oa net uai oi (narria-, pyt-(i , , ua'iiu7ri7A' Ifvouwa If rou want to leaniTsisaTapliyla lUUIMU ItibrV fow iiniulha, and ba oertuiu ot .it. ..ii.... ..i.i.m vw lemma liroa.. Jauiwviile. Wia. pA R D-A bandanm .J-,,?,,1," f0,' ,tm5 " I olkvturs. A.EjllA. wtTT Hocliiwter, N. ? ONE MILLION CfiPIES SOLD. EYEIilBODY TVA.KTS IT I EVERYBODY IfTkS 1T1 KNOW THYSELF. TUI BC1KNCK OF I.IFKi OR, BSLV- PKE.HEKVATIOV, Is a msdleal trsatiae on Kihauated Vitality, Harven and Physical Dabillty, Prematnr Deolina In Bfaai la aa lndlapensable treat Im lux verv man. wlwtaai young, middle Mad or old. TUE SCIKNt E OF MFIi OS. SELF. rUEMEUVATlON. I beyond all eornpanaon I it a moat axtraordlnarv work ou Phvaioloiiy ever pubh.tied. 'Ihero la nothing whatover that the married or stiiale can eithar ra ,niorih to know but what ia fully aiplalnad Toronto Globe. TUE SCIENCE OF LTFEt OR. SELF' F It F.CEKV ATION, Inatnirts those In health how to rrnialg o, and tk invalid how to becouie wed. Conlalua ouabuudnad aud twenty-flveinvaiuaKiapraseriptionaforail form ol' acuts and rbronio diaeuaea, for vch of which a Itret-i luaa phsiciau would charx If ot3to10. Ltfruion Laivcti. THE (SCIENCE OF MFF OK, BILF- PKESERT ATION, Contains VX) pap ea, floa atael enfrravinn, I aaperMy bouuil iu Fraui-n inualiu, eiulKMMH-d, fulj Rllt. Ii U a marvel of art and beauty, warrauted to be a bettei 1,1,1111 linok in everv annas than can b obtaiuad elsewhere lor double tba price, nr tha moiiejr will b refunded iu every inatance. Author. THE BC1KNIK OF 1,1 KE OR, (SELF. PRElSEItVATION, Ia an mnrh anpertor to all other treatises on medteaf subjecu Uiat cowpariaoa ia abaolutelr impoaaiuie.4 JJoMun IJtraut. THE bCIENCB OF I.I FT OR, 6ELF FUESKH VATION, Ia sent by mall, securely sealed, postpaid, Oa taeeti of price, only 11.26 (new edition). Small UluasralaT a alii plea. So. Head now. The author can be consulted oa all illiiaiii i qulrii4 skill and experience. Addree PEABODY MEDICAL INSTITUTE, r W. U. PARKER, M. D., 4 Bnlflneh Street, Beaten, Waaa CIDER Fre. Orateif. Steam Evaporatnn and all otka Cider t ,, i.iLTry, li uie cV liowberi d,. ( u.. 3 YiZAa.. Mew Vox, Faotun, birrauM. i if LI i lWWti Milt? 0
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