Mr. fSpooprndjke's Search.
"Oh, dear I" (minted Mrs. Bpooppd
dyke, "I'm sure I'm going to die!" and
the good woman flopped over in the
bed and contemplated her hneband
with a pale face and a look of genera)
debility. "Yon'll be good to baby,
won't yon, dear ?"
Oh, hoi" let nrned Mr. Bpoopen
dyke, pounding her tenderly on the
head with his big hand. "You're all
right Bear np against it, and you'll be
well in an hour or two. I've often had
the cholera morbus, bnt yon never see
me give up like this. Where's the
ginger f
" I don't know," moaned Mrs. Spoop
endypke. "Look on the top shelf of
the closet. If it isn't there, try th
, bottom drawer of the wardrobe; or it
may be in the pantry. Ow-w I" and
Mrs, Fpoopendyke doubled np and
straightened ont with a jerk.
' Ion can't remember any other Con
gressional districts represented by that
ginger, can yonf " growled Mr. Spoop
eodyke, prowling around the room in
an aimless but energetio fashion. "Tun
don't call to mind a conple more roost-tap-places
in which that ginger is to be
found, do yon? Wbere'bouts on the
top shelf T " and Mr. 8 oopendyke rat
tied around among the old bottles and
empty pill-boxes. " Look here I I've
found that court plaster I wanted day
before yesterday I" and more than
gratified with hie find Mr. Spoopendyke
utterly forgot the original object of "his
search.
" You'll send baby to a good school,
and see that she marries happily, dear?"
groaned Mrs. Spoopendyke, adapting a
woman's style of hinting that the ginger
would be acceptable. "And you'll
bury me by mother? "
"Certainly," replied Mr. Spoopen
dyke, immersed in the contemplation ot
the court plaster. "Where's the sheet
of fiet.li color that was here?" he de
manded. " I don't seem to detect the
presence of that particular element of
adhesiveness I Where's the flesh colored
portion of this curative?" and Mr.
Spoopendyke ran over the little squares
again in a vain search for the piece he
missed.
"Did yon look in the wardrobe,
love I" asked Mrs. Spoopendyke, faintly.
" It isn't here I" growled Mr. Spoop
endyke, raking over the contents of the
drawer and turning them over with Irs
feet. "What Upon my word I
you're a pretty woman I I thought you
said that old razor strop of mine was
lost when we moved. Here it is as big
as life and twioe as dirty. Olad 1
fonnd that strap," mumbled Mr. Spoop
endyke, rubbing it tenderly and alow
ing off the dust. "Got a piece of
cloth?"
"Oh, do look in the pantry 1" plead
ed Mrs. Spoopendyke. "I'm sure it's
in the pantry I"
Mr. Spoopendyke charged on the
pantry like a column of horse and
hustled around and bnmped his head,
but didn't seem to meet with much suc
cess. "I don't see any," he muttered.
"Don't yon know where yon keep your
ciom r i fr-pose i mi gut stand round
here till doomsday, while moths corrode
and thieves do break into this razor
strop and steal the whole business
without finding a piece of cloth to wipe
it on. Haven't ye got an old skirt or
something?" And Mr. Spoopendyke
drew the strap under his arm two or
three times and regarded it affection
ately. "Oh,, please find the ginger!"
squealed Mrs. Spoopendyke, as another
spasm caught her. Never mind your
old strap ! Find the 'ginger I"
"Ain't I looking for it V retorted Mr.
Spoopendyke. " Here's a cork, and the
bottle can't be far off. When I find
that bottle I'll have a clew to the gin
ger, and I'm going to follow it to the
bitter end. Yon ought to save these
corks anyway, when I go fishing. What
kind of a looking bottle was it ?"
It was long and narrow," replied
Mrs. Spoopendyke, almost in despair.
" I ought to find it from that descrip
tion," muttered Mr. Spoopendyke.
"Most bottles are perfectly round
Here's the arnica bottle upside down,
and f told yon to keep it filled. 1
might knock my arm into the next Pres.
byierian general assembly, and I'd have
to wait all day before I could get a droo
of arnica to soothe my anguish ! What's
this straw hat of mine doing in the bot
tie box, anyhow? What particular mal
ady did tins hat have that suggested
such a disposition of it ?" and Mr.
Spoopendyke smoothed ont the crown
and squinted with one eye while he
straightened the brim. " That's a good
a it aa a . . D
nai yet, - ana ue put it on and regarded
himself in the glass. "Yon wanted
some ginger, didn't yon? Where is it?
Wbere'd yon put it ?"
Mrs. Spoopendjke arose from the
bed, pale bnt firm, and stalking across
tee room seized the bottle and flounced
back into the bed with a bump that
showed she was mad. There is nothing
on earth that will so express a woman's
wrath as that one divd among the
sheets.
"Getting better, ain't ye?" snorted
Mr. Spoopendyke. "I told ve the
cholera morbus didn't last long. Where's
mat razor strop? wnat d ye do with
that strap ?''
Mrs. Spoopendyke eyed him, but
made no response.
" Point out to me the present address
oi mat strap i ' Howled Mr. Spoopen
dyke. "Take this finger and lav it ten
derly on the home and country of that
strap !" and Mr. Spoopendyke whirled
around like a grindstone and filled the
air with bottles and boxes, and powders
ana puis. "Dome ont oi tneiaogle and
faoe me !" yelled Mr. Spoopendyke
apostropnizmg tne strap which be re
membered having in his hand but a mo
mmt before. "Show me to the stran I
Take that strap by the ear and lead it
before Spoopeudyke in proper person !"
and the enraged gentleman thrust his
loot through the crown of his hat and
drew the wreoK np to his hip.
'What's that stioking out of your
Dreasi poosew" asked Mrs. Spoopen
dyke, scraping off external applications
01 an assortment oi drugs.
' Dmph !" grunted Mr. Spoopendyke,
drawing out the strap. "Fonnd it,
didn't ye ? Another time you let things
alone, will ve? Made me spoil my
straw hat with yournonsense ! Another
time yon want anything yon just stand
back and let me search! Y' under
stand Y"
" Yes, dear," murmured Mrs. Spoop
endyke, and ss her husband left the
room she took a consoling swig at the
ginper bottle and reflected that he
hadn't enjoyed the attack of cholera
morbus much more than she had.
Brooklyn Eagle.
Something Curious Happened.
A boy ten years old pulling a heavv
cart leaded with pieces ot boards and
lath taken from some demolished struc
ture an every-day sight in all onr
cities. Tired and exhansted he halted
nnder a shade tree. His feet were
bruised and sore, his clothes in rags, his
face pinched and looking years older
than it should. What must be the
thoughts frf such a child as he looks
out upon the world the fine houses,
the rich dresses, the rolling carriages
the happy faces of those who have
never known what itHvas to be poor?
Does it harden the heart and make if
wicked, or does it bring a feeling of
loneliness and wretchedness a wonder
ing if the rioh man's Heaven is not so
far from the poor man's Heaven that be
will never catch sight of their pinched
faces?
The boy lay down on the grass, and
in five minutes was sound asleep. His
bare feet just touched the curbstone,
and the old hat fell from his head and
rolled to the walk. In the shadow of
the tree his face told a story that every
passer by could read. It told of scanty
food of nights when the body shivered
with cold of a home without sunshine
- -of a young life confronted by mock
ing shadows.
'1 hen something curious happened
A laboring man a queer, old man with
a wood-saw on his arm crossed the
street to rest for a moment beneath the
same shade. He glanced at the boy and
tnrned away, bnt his look was drawn
again, and now he saw the picture and
read the story. He, too, was poor. He,
too, knew what it was to shiver and
hunger. He tip-toed along until be
covld bend over the boy, and then he
too irom bis pooket a piece of bread
and meat the dinner he was to eat if
he found work and laid it down beside
the lad. Then he walked carefully
away, looking back every moment, but
Hastening ont oi sight as if he wanted
to escape thanks. Men, women and
children had seen it all, and what a
lever it was 1 1 be human heart is ever
kind and generous, but sometimes there
is need of a key to open it. A man
walked down from his steps and left a
half-dollar beside the poor man's bread.
A woman walked down and left a good
bat in place of the old one. A child
came with a pair of shoes and a boy
orongnt a coat and vest. Pedestrians
halted and whispered and dropped dimes
and quarters beside the first silver
piece.
Something curious had happened.
The charity of a poor old man had un
locked the hearts of a score of people.
inen sometmng strange occurred. The
pinched-faced boy suddenly awoke and
sprang up as if it were a ciime to sleep
mere, ue saw tne bread the clothing
the money the score of people
waiting around to see what he would
do. Ho knew that he had slept, and he
realized that all those things had come
to mm as be dreamed. Then what did
he do ? Why, he sat down and covered
uistdce with his hands and sobbed like
a grieved child. They had read him a
sermon greater than all the sermons of
the churches. They had set his heart
to swelling and jumping until it choked
him. Poor, ragged and wretched, and
feeling that he was no more to the
world than a fctick or a stone, he had
awakened to find that the world re
garded him as a human being worthy
of aid and entitled to pity. I'etrott
tree rresa.
How a Statesman Controls Ills Temper
When M. de Persigny was French
minister of the interior, he received a
visit one day from a fri( nd, who, on send
ing up his name, was shown into the great
man's sanctum. A warm discussion arose
between them. Suddenly an usher en
tered and handed the minister a note.
On opening it he at once changed his
tone oi voice and assumed a quiet and
urbane manner. Puzzled as to the con
tents of the note, and by the marked tf
feet it had suddenly produced upon the
minister, ms inena cast a furtive glance
at it, when, to his astonishment, he
perceived that it was k imply a plain
sheet of paper, without a tcratch upon
itl More puzzled than ever, the cen
tleman, after a few minutes, took his
leave and proceeded to interrogate tue
usher, to whom he was well-known, for
ne Himself bad been minister of the in
terior.
" Yon have," naid he. 'Must handed
to the minister a note, folded up.wLioh
had a most extraordinary effect npn
him. ISow, it was a plain sheet of
paper, witn nothing written upon it.
What did it mean? '
"Sir," replied the usher, "here is the
explanation, which X must beg yon to
keep secret, for I do not wish to com
promise myself. My master is verv
liable to lose his temper. As be him
self is aware of his weakness, he has
ordered me. eaoh time, that bis voice is
raised sufficiently to be audible in the
anteroom, without delay to place a
sheet of paper in an envelope, and take
it to him. That reminds him that his
temper is getting the better of him,
ana be at onoe calms himself. Jnst
now I heard his voioe rising, and im
mediately carried ont my instructions."
Suicide.
The larger number of suicides take
place in countries where life is thought
bfiBV anil Vionrtv aa i n Vi a k,'HJ J
, j Mui4 ajpayj no m nuq KlUgUUlU UUU
duchie? of 8xony, in the smaller Ger
man fitates, and in Denmark. Trust
worthy fttariktima nrnuo f l.ur V... AMA
1. vv f v wuajstv vuDlO Bl O
110 cases of self-murder in Franoe for
every sixty-nine cases which happen in
England. Suicides are least frequent
iu ojjttiu, wmon is, pernaps, ot ail Euro
pean countries the most superstitious.
There are only thirty female suicides
to every 100 men who destroy them
selves. The greatest number of suicides
occur in summer ; the fewest in mid
winter. Out of 23,304 French suicides,
,13 died of strangulation. 4,656 by
drowning, firearms disposed of 2,152,
and poison of only 28 L
Sccirt Marriages In New York.
The Badger case (which has j as t been
settled by compromise in New York),
says a letter from the metropolis, is very
remarkable in its chat-actor, the facts
being as follows : Jacob Badger reoentlj
died in his seventy-sixth year. He was
a rich old bachelor, and had for many
yesrs been at the head of an opulent
shipping house. His heirs proceeded
to divide the property, when a claim
was made by a woman who asserted her
dower right as his widow. For thirty
five years she and "John Baker" bad
held connubial relations, their home
being in Brooklyn. "Baker" bal
always condnoted himsel? in an exem
plary manner, providing liberally and
enjoying the respect of the neighbor
hood. Every day he went to New York
and returned at night, and this uniform
M) was only terminated by Lis sudden
demise. It was then learned that "John
Baker, 'of Brooklyn, and Jacob Badger.of
New York, were the same, and the
woman was allowed a dower of 812.0U0.
New Yoik contains many inch instances,
wniou una protection la that mantle
which a great city throws over society.
I well remember the flour dealer.
Daniel Angerine, who always passed for
a bachelor. After his death, however.
it was learned that he had a family,
wnicn naa oniy Known nini nnder a
false name. I was also acquainted with
another bachelor business mitn (the late
H. N. Ferris), who kept his residence a
secret from even his clerks. Every morn
ing be appeared at the store, and at
night he left, but no one knew whither
he went, and his employes became so
accustomed to this mysteiy that it
ceased to be a matter of comment.
Eventually Ferris was taken ill and
died, and it was thrn discovered that
he had a private establishment in an
obsenre street, far uptown. It. G. Schuy
ler, formerly the noted railway con
tractor, also passed for a bachelor, until
his failure brought out the fact that he
bad a wife and family in which he had
long been known by the name of Spioer.
l could mention a man of wealt h and of
high family who passes in the Fifth
avenne circles as a baohelor, but his
friends have long been convinced that
he has a wife somewhere in the city.
Some of these secret marriages occur
in the following manner : Young men
seethe impossibility of supporting thoso
helpless, high-toned city girls who want
a fashionable establishment, and hence,
going from one extreme to another,
they will sometimes marry the daughter
of their washerwomen, simply because
the latter can take care of themselves.
As such a marriage would distress their
friends, they keep it secret and pass for
bachelors, being thus enabled to retain
their position in society. Soch are
among the strange features in metro
politan life. No man, however, can say
he marries below his station it his wife,
however hnmble, is of decent character
and possesses intelligence. That false
notion concerning men marrying be
neath them has led to a vast extent of
mischief. '
When to Stop Advertising'.
When every man has become so thor
oughly a creature of habit that he will
certainly buy this year where he bought
last year.
When younger, fresher and spunkier
concerns in your line cease starting up
and using the newspapers in telling the
people how much better they can do for
them than yon can.
When nobody else thinks it pays to
advertise.
When population ceases to multiply.
and the generations that crowd on after
yon stop coming on.
nen yon have convinced everybody
wh se life will touch yours that you
have better goods ana lower prices than
they can ever get outside of your
storo.
When yon perceive it to bo the rule
that men who never do, and never did,
advertise, are outstripping their neigh
bors in the same line of business.
When men stop making fortunes right
in your signt, solely 4j a discreet ubb
of this mighty agent.
When you can forget the words of
the shrewdest and most successful busi
ness men concerning the main cause of
tbetr prosperity.
When you would rather have your
own way ana ii man take advice and
win. Printer Circular.
Ills Star still Ascending.
In a recent call upon Mr. W. if. McAl
lister, 206 Front street, general agent for
the sale of the Star chewing tobacco, he
thus spoke to one of our reporters: "I war
tortured witn pain irom acute rheumatism
anil cared not whether I lived or died J
tried St. Jacobs Oil-just two applications
oi which entirely cured me. ban Fran
cisco (Cal.) Call.
The resident population of Great
Britain in the middle of 1882 is esti
mated by the registrar general at 35.-
880 299 persons: that of England and
Wales at 26 406,820, of Scotland at 3,.
YZ3,4UU, and ot Ireland at 5.088,079.
Ex-Sanitary Com. RufusK. Hireman. of
New Orleans.was cured of a severe attack oi
beumatism by St Jacobs Oil, so we see by
an item in the Columbu(Ga ) Enquirer- Sun.
The smallest print which a normal eye
oan reoognize at a instance of one foot
is about 1 50 ot an inch.
Gratitude Inrxpretaible.
Wtkiison, N. J., May 13, 1881.
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language eipres.ive enough to convey ray ap
preciation ot the value of your Safe Kidney and
Liver Cure in all diseases of the Lidneya, liver
and urinary organs. 1 never lose au oppor
tunity to recommend it highly.
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about $1.60 per hundred.
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Thousand of person who are bald-headed
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The Science of life, or 8lf-Prervston, a
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One hundred and fifty thousand acre of
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When the people of America become so thor
oughly arounod, and on a sulijoot of such btI
on importance a the prenorvatlon of ihtiif
lives aud health, it in but natural that the ones
ho hare been Ur, truly lnatrumnntal in tho
origin of the movement should epeak frankly
ami uireolly to the people most Uitermtoil. It
Is for this reason that we thus eome before the
publio and make the following revelations.
t-rery careiui observer who nas sonsht to
keep pace with tho march of events ha noted
the alarming increase of ocrtain peculiar physi
cal trouble within the past few year. Those
(roubles bare come at unexpected moment and
lu a dim treacherous way. 1 hey have maul,
f eted tnomselves in Innumerable lorms. tint
they have always had tlis same cause. Tbev
have not afllioted the minor parts of the body,
nut nave uone direct to the strongholds or the
system, and their work lias usually been as
prompt as it ia fatal. 1 hoir treacherous and
neo ptive nature has often prevented a o ireful
analysis of what caune thorn, and, a a result,
intense suftnring aud final disaaier have usu
ally eiiBued. The real cause, however, ha
been a derangement of the kidneys, and all ol
these trouble are. in fact, the first symptoms
of the terrible bright disease, which ha cast
Us dark shadow over so many homes la Vie
laud and ia increasing wonderfully and Contin
ually. It i now conceded by the ablest physi
cians in every land and by eminent scientist
i lie world over, that this disease i the result ot
blood poisoning. J hi poisoning is brouulit
about by waste I and unhealthy kidney that
permit the poisou to remain in the blood,, in
stead ol throwing it from the system. lint it is
equally evidcut to all who have studiod iuto the
ellovts and have become conversant with the
facts, that a disordered state of the kidneys and
liver produces most of the oommon oouipUints
and paiu which afflict the human race, aud
they cau be traot d to this aouroe Just a cer
tainly as can bright' disease. To purify a
stream we must go to its aouroe, ami to euro a
discave we must remove tne cuune. It being
true, therefore, that nine-lentlis of all hum m
ailments are caused by diseased kiduevs or
liver, the only certain way to cure these
troubles is by treating the organs which cause
them. How intimately the kidnevs are aasoci
ciated witn the entire svntein mnv be under
stood from tho fact that over 1,000 ounces of
blood pass through them every hour, being
more than 200 iraihins. or nearly mis ton in thn
course of twen'y-four hours. This vast mass
of living fluid is jeut to ever y pait of the body,
ami it tue Kidneys are uiseised tho impurities
that ate in the blood are not removed, ana
hence pass through the reins, carrying disease
in some of its many torrible forms. The hor
rors which accompany moat of the diseases
caused by disordeied kidneys and liver cannot
be described in print, while the danger sur
rounding them are even greater than the
agony. Ami yet a person may be troubled for
months without Knowing the cause o( tne Ols
on see that have attacked him. Some of the
symptoms of the firvt stage, any one of which
indicato disordeied kidneys or liver, are these:
Tains iu the back aud around the loins, severe
headitcbes, uimnoss, inflamed eve, a ooatoe
tongue and a dry mouth, loss of appetite, aliilly
sensations, indigestion (the stomach never ia in
oider when the kidnoys or liver are deranged),
a dryness of tne skin, nervousness, nmht
sweats, muscular debility, despondency, a tired
feeling, especially at night, pufrlng or bloating
under the eyes, etc If any of the following
things are noticed about the fluids passed from
the system it ehows that the kidney and liver
are out of order: A red deposit, a scum upon the
surface, au unusual thickness or thinuees, a
very dark or a very light color, a burning sen
ration in passing, a retentiou or a frequent do
sire to void aud inability to do so.
The above are a low of the hundreds of
symptoms which indicate the beginning of atr
gravatcd cases of kidney or liver dilliculties.
and they lequire instant attention. If these
symptoms are not checked at once, they are al
most certain to roeult in some one of the manv
terrible diseases of the kidneys. Hut unpleas
ant as all the symptom and even these dis
eases may be. they are as nothine compared to
the last stages of the complaints. The kidneys
waste away by degrees, accompanied by intensf
pains; the heart becomes uncontrollable; the
lungs are oppressed; the eyeball grow classy,
nuu me enuie system is reuueeu aim ueuiu.
tatod. For weeks before death comes the suf
feior looks forward to it as a blessed reliof, and
anything that can furnish even temporary help
is gladly hailed. Then it is that bloai ing be
gins; the face becomes puffy and pallid; the
breath can only be caught In gaspa; speech it
impossible aud muscular action suspended
The patient finally siuka into a state of unoon
sciousueas to everything except the paiua which
are racking him, and ilea h comes by certain
out slow tits-, rocs, mere can be but one con
clusion w hich a 1 reader of care and judgment
will draw from these facts, which is the ueoeo-
oiiy of treating tne disease in (tmeand by that
m ans which has been proven the best aud
most efficient.
It has been our privilege to treat more cases
aud enect more cur a ot this toirible complaint
than has ever been known before in the history
of the world. I he wonderful sale whicn oui
remedies have attained is due wholly to the
tact that they have cured the one who have
used them, i he power ana value or any rem
edy must rest wholly on a basis of worth, aud
here is just where our Bafe Kidney aud Liver
Cure has lounil its wonuertui power anu sue.
3ess. liut iu this connection come one im
port ant fact: It ha always bien true that arti
clos of merit are subject to imitations. No one
seeks to couuterloit the bill or a worthies
b.ink. The production of a cracked inventoi
or witloss writer are never copied. It is jus-
so with a healing remedy. If it possess no
merit it will not be subjected to imitations. It,
however, it has power and valuo, imitation-
wnl spring up on every side. While it is a
tribute to the value of this medicine that it bar
imitations, still, in justice to those who are
suffering, we feel that all should be warned
auainitt them.
There is but one known remedy that has ever
w on able to cure serious kidney troubles or
control these great organs when ouce deranged
and that remedy is Warner's bafe Kidney and
Liver Ci'-e. There are numerous nostrums on
the market claiming to be just as tllicieut and
some which even claim to be tho same. Tne
test of merit, however, is in what haa been ac
compnshed, aud we therelore say, unheoiu
tingly, that lor all diseases of the kidneys,
liver and urinary organs Warner's Hafe Kidney
and Liver Cure stands alone, not only in pom
of excellence, but in the wonderful result
it has achieved. In order to successfully avoid
the pui chase of spurious and injurious medi
ciuea. observe these facts:
Our remedy is put up in dark amber glass
bottles, with the Safe (onr trade mark) blown
iu tho back. A private proprietary six-cent
iuternal revenue stamp is aflixod to the neck
and covers the top ol tue corn aud is ot a Ugl
brown color. Iu the middle thereof is a bafe
in outline, and on it the picture of a negro
gathering herbs. If this s.amp is not found
on every bottle of the bate Kidney and Livet
Cure, or if there is any evidi n M3 that it has
been tampered wi n, and II a rate is not blown
on the back of the bottle, reject the bottle at
once and insist on having a genuine one.
We are led to publish the f regoing in order
that the fublio iniy know and realize just
whore we stand. We have alwava sought to
keep our personality from obtruding upon the
public, knowing full well that the value of our
remedy was the essential thing, but the unex
ampled use which baa been made of this med
iciue. and the volume of letters we are con
stantly receiving demand a personal statement
from us. we are justly gratified at the oonfr
denoe which baa been shown us, aud thankful
for the myriads or oures our remedy nas pep
formed, aud we pledge ourselves for the futuie,
ss we have endeavored iu the past to furnish
the best and only Valuable remedy that cau
coutrul aud cure all tho many and terrible
troubles analog from disorders or thee grea:
argon. Mucereiy,
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Vochester. N. T.
Th whole town of Mineral Kidge, Mahoning
county, Ohio, is caving in from three to five
fo-t in consequence ot the removal of the
ooal.
The Fruxer Axle Greaaa
Is the beat in the market. It is the most
economical aud cheapest, one box lasting ae
Ioiik as two of anv other. One gre.acing will
!at two weeks. It received first premium ut
the Centennial and l'ari Expositions, aleo
medals at various BuU lu. Bars other.
Twe-thlrrfj f k Tlnltle Cure.
I have been taking your "Fsvorite Prenerip
tion" for "lemale weakness." JMore 1 had
taken it two days I began to feel stn ner, I
have taken bnt. 'two-third of a bottle and be
lieve I am cured, uraiet.my.
Mr. H. (1. 1.0VKTT. atseka, III.
Drmtso Hie last flscsl ti'nr lS.OPO.OdO seres
of
Unilod States publio lands were sold. Tho
ions rallrpads and Texas sold about 7,000,-
V"
eoo,
Thrnftti nrxwrhlal unit I.nns Ploenaea
a specisliv. Betid two stamps for largo r atle
giving seif treatment. Addrrw Wom.p's Pis-
rfSAIlt MF.IlKWI, 1SSOCIATIOS, unuiiiu, . x.
Ft.oniPA butterfly hunters get an average of
flvn cents apiece for ihmr captures. Homo raro
specimens bring mnoh more, stul oue kind
that is voiy scarce brings 1 4U a pair.
Sick and bilious hca 'ache and all derange
ments or stoinacn and rxiwci cuiei oy j r.
I'ierce'a "relicts'1 .ir anM bilnins granules.
'2a cents a vinl. No cheap boxe to allow waste
of virtues. Ity druggists.
Aw flreimn (Dilnman aiilmlKntatx rats for
mutton on several occhhIoiis without any vt the
family suspecting the deception.
fntnrudti lliialnena.
Thoso who think o siteiidiiiir the Natinnnl
Mining and Ifidustrtil Eiositi'ti, to be held in
I 'Oliver dnrinir Anust and September, annuel
1'iircliaso the cheap xcnrslon tickets of tho
"Ureat Hock Island route," and take cruder
f four ronlcf, with privilege of relurn nntil
October 81.
fiiim mm oiilc.k a the Quickest, stlil no more
changes of cars than by any other line with
the advantage in It lavor ol matting inoen gie
change necessary In a union depo'. The n ling
stuck of tlds great railway is simply snpeio.
oonsistinir of msuniflccnt dav cohcIics. Pullman
p.tlace sleeping cars, world-famous dining cars
and exquisite Morton chnir cars.
If going to the Northwest, iion'l lorgei me
ramnui Albert l,ea route to aiintieapoiis at.n
t. Paul, where it connect with all trains ol
the Notthern Pncifio lailrosd and bt. Paul.
Mime upolis und Manitoba railway.
Pratt oon-i.rvKn oil. from selected livors, on
tho seashore, by ( at oil, Hazard .V Co., N. 1
Ab-olutely pure and a-veet. ruticut w ho turn
once taken it pieter it to all otheis. 1'i.ysiciaiis
declare it superior to all other mis.
CitArrF.n Hands, taco, pi. miles and roin-h ekin
emeu by using juniii' r lar houp, made by caa.
woll, Uzard ., Now KtirK.
The new circular ofS he Cayuga Lako Militnn
Acadomv, Aurora, N. i., is a hnmlsonie booku
40 pages, full of information. MJ. W. A. Klin
is Priucipal, Henry Morgan, Ksip, President.
f'nlnrrb. of I tin lllnilrirr.
Ptinoino initatioii. intliiiumittion and all
Kidney and TJrinarv Complaint eurod by "Bu
chupiuba." $1. Druggists. Bond for paiu-,
phlet to li H. w ells. Jersey city, n. j,
35 Crnta will liny a Treetlse upon the
Horse and bis Iliaeaaes. Book of 100 paeca. Valuable
hi every owner or horse. FnataKe stanni taken.
Sent ixatpalrf by NMV VOItK NLWbl'Ai'lai UNION,
150 uiUi btrucb uaAJiH.
A Friend in Need is a Friend Indeed,
And by such a one' sympathising advice and
aid many a trouble has been lilted and burden
lightened, fcueh a friendship 1 worth keeping,
and when, from his experience, he advises and
Instructs, bis onlntonnsliould be heeded. If kind
words can never die, and good deeda are never
lost, tne inducement lor always dolus the good
onecan la still a great one. Many people imagine
that they had better do nothing than do little,
forgetting that it ia the detail that make the eg
Erepate the drops that form the ahowera the
little kindnesses of lilo that make existence en
durable. Aa, In the picture, the good old St.
Jacob ii extending relief to the suflerlne annuit
ant by offering a bottle of that wonderful remedy,
FT. Jacobs Oil, so all ran do something of bene
fit for his fellow men in their times of trouble or
sickness. In how many liutances could the aim'
pis mention of the words "St. Jacobs Oil."
coupled with terms of indorsement and en
couragement, bring relief and cure to those suf
fering with rheumatism. In view of the wonder
ful record of this (treat German Hemedy In the
cure of rheumatism, neuralgia and all painful
dlaeaaea.lt appears in the light of strong duty for
everyone to patiently, yet persistently, urge its
application In the diseases named, bearing In
mind that the highest (rood from man to man
constats In that which tends to promote their
peace, welfare and general health. Amongothers
woo nave no neaiiutton in giving iree expression
io ineir opinion is mannp unmour, oi . icveiana
Ohio, who haa used the Great Gernmn Kerned v
Ut. Jacobs Oil, and endorse It highly. Me
writes about It aa follow: "1 am pleased to say
that the use of St. Jacobs Oil has benefited me
greatly, and I have no hesitation to recommend
it to all a an excellent curative."
ST It D Hi
liOS!H
It ia th ooucuirem
testimony of the
public vnd tbt modi-
cui profcawton. that
Hostet teri Stoiun-b
IlittLTH 1b a medicine
which aohlflvtB
ultM ftiKMd.tv felt,
thorough and b
ink' liver disorder, It
mviKorittf-K tho lit:
itl". Cl'lHpHTH kullH
aud Maddt-r com
plitintx, and haMwuH
tliuconvalfw'4'iit'
t h ob inroviTiiiK
irom enroHmiiR am-
':lh'j. Moritvr it in
nip ffrand wi-frifio
mr ii'vr ana hkw
For Bale by Irur
BihU und Dealerb
K en era Uy.
TEAS
ft iu uM.iivo.fN. Mil llu nonndi
i naa ever. Apema wunted. jJoii I
wuoiu liiiiu. rxuu mr circular,
10 Ihu ;ood Klafk
i or 7?Itxed, forf 1
or I'Sixn!, iur f 2
LtorltliveU, fur $3
IO lba.Clftotcu liluck
Rt nrt for nniinfl ictmnlft. 17 ftd. rxtra for nnatftmi.
1 iK U y,cl up a cluu. Choiceut Tea la the world.
l,utf!&t variety. Pleaw a everybody. Oldest Tea
Houee In America. No chromo. No lluuibiijg.
h
ha
ho
will ttiu mif f 11 earli nitrbt trom 1 In liWAckH i
rtort'd 1" .sound health, if burn a tiling pi
ibl
Nhlllltt.
1. K JOIION tV CO., Uoaurn, ftl
uaa.,
R I Li I I I 11 A Treatise on their EATING
i3 B I U IlpelycureHKNT FKKK. I)k J q
P" n..ia.i'i.i.-r.. ut
k ddrwa Rev.C
SmaplewoodS
J V. hfxr for
the Proaptx-tuB
OtiB.
Pinnotrnplv, or Phonetic Mhurthnnt
al'ue of morkf, with I'hou. Krapbio alphalet
I ill,.uM.AJ.,nu . . i:....
pHtaWta?11M
land ilhirttria.tionK. tor ImuiLiiit-rs
tt(u. AdtiriHd, lU-im I'ituiafi. I'iucinuiitj, O.
milt im HltJJU-
fres. TH K A 1)1.1 MAM A l AYLXJttCU..MiOiMilJ.(J.
Pi OO f'P T H H ii K N I S W fl N T fc U-UO beaiT
it -1 f l'ttio' a."il, :lt:3 :,, l tie worid: 1 wn,,i, I, r.
I 1 I 4'
m WH RTMf
Piirinn-' ISiiviilivn IMIIm mW- ,-w HI
Blood, and will completely chaiie tlio blond iu t
entire avHteui in three month. Anv mi-Hon w
j rm rjs - thAf r"i ! not
Egwftb.f'MO ANV wTTH 11 WKAR OL'T.
rv vbv W'vLiuMkera. By hmUI. '46cla. Ciroiiin
IUiiU 1- jy.iTj. a. lUitCH CO., Hi lJej Bt.. N.V.
.fSflrjrclinntiir -
' . . . , .MuaraMwsvwrivi
r'
Ik
fnr human, fmv! and animal flesh, war i
flrrt prepared and Introdjcorl hr l"r. .
(leo. W. Merchant, In l.ecki..rt, N. Tf., .
U a A., Inm, sine which time naa
steadily grown In publio favor. eM la
now acknowledged anri adnillted IV h
trade to be th standard liniment or th .
cointrv. Whrir we make this snnounre-
mint ?i to n ' e.w.
rih-tlen, notwlllmtsndinn we w
there are ninny vhn are mors or leaa
prejndlrrd aKnlnt I.VanTtam
"vl,,'un"' " T.'." T hr..tv,f. we tare
j .i.... lirh Dre udlco dofi
not W.---.
da in wimiler or nuraeies '"r""' - ' f- hnt,
rin claim it la Miont an equal. IU!', J"
lira ni inn-w - -
tv .tS"k la that yon a.'"'' '
JHl T.Hal, mneniberliiff hl '
put np with whlN ""CI'".
(snuiu; ta !'' ". ;-
, nesll, aim ' ,
wr,iinr (three laa) or n'
mul flesh. Try a hettle.
Aa these rut Indicate, the am i
fully for all diiea of lUe ftmon,iirl and am
lltfh. Slmko well before H"lnR.
Cannot bo Disputed.
One r tlie principal reaaons pk
the wonderful aaireeaa of Man
chant's tlarirWsg Oil Is that It la
iimniifarliiri'd sirlctly on honor.,
lis proprietor do lint, as I thei
cine wllh ton many, after maklnjr;
.1...1. lint. .a m n.nm. riinlln.
1 .1..- i.. U., l.rr.rinr entn.
niids, hut use tne very heat goods to f,e honijht ta,
lllf Mini rvv, i.-f.i ..i. - 7 -
half a century Men havtt Jar.
oh Ima heen a avnonym luf
hoiietv, and will ronllniie to be
so. lot'itf aa tltno endures. Kor
.... .,i ....... i, ! AonT
llmiiiBhmit Die 1'idlcd States and oilier 'm"rt
O',"to the present. Try Merchant
V .ir-tim' Oil l.lnlment for Internal
extenml us and Mill jota
ii-oi clK.M..-r what Rood It ha. d.me.
Ulir U'eliiiiiniiniB
Keep tho bottl
ton i I'm to nniow
eil UTKCU.
CURES iV&fi and
ChilMalna. V'"t Idte.
si ralrh'-aor tiniuie.
Vliralna and Mm lac.
, "irliiK'liult. Wluda-aCs,.
.Mit Hot In Slnx'i,
Foi 'll'ien ,l r vn.
Itoiii V" I'eiiltry,
I'hal'l e l Manna.
r.aiemai i m"".,,
HorelM'l'eSl
: Intel,, tiiirtt.
fir ke H-'el. Ol'l HOI
Kl.l.nniiV l.ame llaek,-
flnmn
ii'iilisol all kin, Is.
Sweltlrea, minor",
l loh Wollllda Itust,
l;ii!l,one. to"! fliers,
llemmirh "'";,r ""Tl
Tool)i he ' Ithemuatiam,
Kpavlna. S eniy.
t'orna, Whitl vwa,
WeakitPNiaf i fc; .'olri.
Com meiitn ot Mua-lea,
rrainiw. w -lie, '
FlKiiila, I f. .liri.sih.
Cakoil llreaii. 11 o.
ilaivt info . fatly,
riiii-keit lea ,
I'lllloua, 1,nl,ieii(a,
llnrn IllKtfllllMT,
I'rownseali, Wlltttor,
Atjiresa of tliu Uilil
(tl.ono HlWAVIt for proof of the it
y rnP- i,f a belt el hnlnient thai
VTflVT " wJiant's (iam'.liiir oil,"
' y belter worm medicine t r
V Hf J "Merchant' Worm Tablets," M
a-vVVruMcturcd by 11. O. O. Co., Loitk.
jioit, .V X., l. 8. A.
JOHN HODCE, Seo'y.
PAGCNTS WANUD TOR THE
ICTOR-IALi
HISTORYoFTnfiWQRLQ
Fmbrai-lim Mil and aiithentle aeonnnf of rw "
m ol ancient and modern tlnw. and i"'".'.
l.islory of tho rise and lall of tb.lWk IU"t U au
empirca. Mm mhldteaKe. th" enisailea, ltJ" "" !"
vsiein, tha reiornmiiou, lh dlaaoverv ai. 1 "'.V-JVi
nientof t lie N.w W . rhl. etc.. etc. It eontaiia 7
ttue hiatoriraleniTavlliifa, and ia the inns v. W
ltialorv of Hie World ever puhllslied. Bend forw
lunu paana and extra terms to Aiienl. Aiblrea
K ation A L IBLisiiieaiJ.,J'hillh'li
Payne's Automatic Engines
rtellatiln, unraiiie ann Eonnonurai, """'"'".r
hvr-r ixwrr loilA w In fur l un,l imw ,im m j oUitr
iMolnt oiiitt, not hlied with an Automatic cul-oir..
teud for Illustraled Catalonue "J." lor I nliu uialiou .
I'nusa. B. W. Paink & 6.n, Box S1.0. OoinniK,
GOOD NEWS
10
XjATJIES !
Get up Cluba tor ear ClfLB
lilt a I liD i LAS, .uj Kcur a bMutlla.)
m T iJP" t '3 i-i ii.t-t,i our nwii lnioi tutlva. Ou
Kl nP f lltef bculllul Tp bt given iwa)
to t.. I' ti i 4 4 ritili lor fit 00. lUwftr ot tii Otfiilr
" L'llKAP '1KA " lltt or tN'ttiR iWorltlrd llier) danKrafi V
tut ilrlmvii1l to IimUI w itaitt. D -almily witU rllJ
U ntet rut 1th flrl lirt-1w 11 pupal). Ic. tiu Uunilma-.
The t-reat Aiuerican Tea Co., Imortpra,
r. U Wo Uafl. H A M YttefcT ii'.. Mow Yort
MAKE HENSTAY.
An Kniflwh Vi-lorinary Huiymu and CumuiKt, now
tr.ivlujt: iu thin country, aatltiat initt)f the Horw
aud HattU Ptiwd"'i-HBtld lifrear wortlilotcH triih. Jtit
tui that Sht'i-itlivii fl Oondit inn I'owih rH nr atwolnto
ly tmivaud iiiiui'iitl v valutihln. NnthinK ou earth,
will make Iiimih luv likf Klmruiu' (Condition Pow
Jm-a. lon, un ti'atK nful to one pint ol food. Hold
.,.rvwiitrt', nrHi'iil by utail forM Iftter tHiii(. 1, H,
JoVNaON&COM'tt.u.Ma.atoriui-rlyBanKor.Ma,
iiTunitim. tMt .'LiBTUruL
. iU. for Mi . iu . b.iLu
mad t-k of tiif, mb4 a LUKtUAT 1C-
tuturw hi at a4 rt wifsj, llh nan, tins)1
TUKst at
Jl J yUf r4 "Oa
net uai oi (narria-, pyt-(i , ,
ua'iiu7ri7A' Ifvouwa
If rou want to leaniTsisaTapliyla
lUUIMU ItibrV fow iiniulha, and ba oertuiu ot
.it. ..ii.... ..i.i.m vw lemma liroa.. Jauiwviile. Wia.
pA R D-A bandanm .J-,,?,,1," f0,' ,tm5 "
I olkvturs. A.EjllA. wtTT Hocliiwter, N. ?
ONE MILLION CfiPIES SOLD.
EYEIilBODY TVA.KTS IT I
EVERYBODY IfTkS 1T1
KNOW THYSELF.
TUI BC1KNCK OF I.IFKi OR, BSLV-
PKE.HEKVATIOV,
Is a msdleal trsatiae on Kihauated Vitality, Harven
and Physical Dabillty, Prematnr Deolina In Bfaai
la aa lndlapensable treat Im lux verv man. wlwtaai
young, middle Mad or old.
TUE SCIKNt E OF MFIi OS. SELF.
rUEMEUVATlON.
I beyond all eornpanaon I it a moat axtraordlnarv
work ou Phvaioloiiy ever pubh.tied. 'Ihero la nothing
whatover that the married or stiiale can eithar ra
,niorih to know but what ia fully aiplalnad
Toronto Globe.
TUE SCIENCE OF LTFEt OR. SELF'
F It F.CEKV ATION,
Inatnirts those In health how to rrnialg o, and tk
invalid how to becouie wed. Conlalua ouabuudnad
aud twenty-flveinvaiuaKiapraseriptionaforail form
ol' acuts and rbronio diaeuaea, for vch of which a
Itret-i luaa phsiciau would charx If ot3to10.
Ltfruion Laivcti.
THE (SCIENCE OF MFF OK, BILF-
PKESERT ATION,
Contains VX) pap ea, floa atael enfrravinn, I aaperMy
bouuil iu Fraui-n inualiu, eiulKMMH-d, fulj Rllt. Ii U a
marvel of art and beauty, warrauted to be a bettei
1,1,1111 linok in everv annas than can b obtaiuad
elsewhere lor double tba price, nr tha moiiejr will b
refunded iu every inatance. Author.
THE BC1KNIK OF 1,1 KE OR, (SELF.
PRElSEItVATION,
Ia an mnrh anpertor to all other treatises on medteaf
subjecu Uiat cowpariaoa ia abaolutelr impoaaiuie.4
JJoMun IJtraut.
THE bCIENCB OF I.I FT OR, 6ELF
FUESKH VATION,
Ia sent by mall, securely sealed, postpaid, Oa taeeti
of price, only 11.26 (new edition). Small UluasralaT
a alii plea. So. Head now.
The author can be consulted oa all illiiaiii i
qulrii4 skill and experience. Addree
PEABODY MEDICAL INSTITUTE,
r W. U. PARKER, M. D.,
4 Bnlflneh Street, Beaten, Waaa
CIDER
Fre. Orateif. Steam Evaporatnn and all otka
Cider t ,, i.iLTry, li uie cV liowberi d,.
( u.. 3 YiZAa.. Mew Vox, Faotun, birrauM. i
if LI i
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