"Tho want most fe't at Long Branch is young men." This is the want' most felt iu the harvest field just now, too. When a woman has buried her sixth husband it sounds sort of heartier to hear her walk out of the cemetfry ex claiming "Next!" Rich man, behold the good work you can do in this world. iSee Ezra Cornell. Ho founded a colloge; and now it has won a boat race. AVbcn a young man is far, far from home amid gay company, such a trifle as his collar button flying ofF will hurt hira more than to break a leg. Let's chip in and raise a hundred dollars for the Boston physician who says it is very unhealthy to rise before the sun has dispelled tho morning fogs. What is the difference between sper maceti and a schoolboy's howl ? One is the wax produced by the whale, and the other is the wail produced by the whacks. Six three-card monte men Jiave been hung in the West within the past four weeks, and some, who weren't hung are sitting in the silent woods until the hunt is over. A correspondent of Nature snys that nearly all insects aro afflicted with internal parasites. They don't seem to injure the health of flies and mosquitoes this year. In the country ,"uow, Maud Muller is raking hay everywhere. - And the judge, riding down, does not see her at all, but is figuring on his chances for a renomination. The squire who married a couple at Jersey City, N. J., took the last penny the poor bride had, and compelled the sheriff and bis deputy to make up the balance of the fee, will no doubt die rich. . A girl covered her face with both her hands when she thought he was about to kiss her ; then she complain' ed : "O, ray harfds are too small, there is room for five hundred yet between them." Student "Well, professor, I have just discovered what I was cut out fur." Professor "Well, what is it?" Stn-dent-"For loafing." Professor "The roan who did the cutting understood his business." A very pretty Sundny school song is the one entitled : "Put your armor n, my boys." There U, however, a young lady who doesn't like to hear it. She taji it sounds like "Put your arm around me, boys." A lucrative opening for young la dies has been made by the decision of an Indiana court that the fact of a girl being engaged to several gentle men at once is no bar to her suing each for breach of promise. Practical iokinz again. At Mount Joy, Ohio, recently, a young man and woman were amusing themselves with a pair of scissors, when the former playfully threatened to cut the latter'a nose off. He accordingly snapped the scissors toeether, thinking his compan ion would stait back, but she was not - to he scared, and the result was a par tial severance of tho end of her nasal organ, and the necesssty of surgical - attendance. A lumberman, being but poorly provided with materials of sustenance tor his men, ted them with port cook' ed with the rinu upon it. A young roan of the company, not liking that outer portion of the food, was observed by the host to be carefully removing the outside covering. Whereupon mine host said, "Young man, ve eat rind and all here." To which the youth replied, "All right, old man I'm cutting it off for you." A very tall and shabby-looking man, a fellow that reminded you of a vagrant letter from a tont ot forty Hue paragon extra condensed, stepped u d to one of our bars, lust week, ana after heaving a glass of liquor intohU 1od2 throat, blandly asked the bar tender if he could change a $20 bill The gentleman informed him that he could. "Well " said the tall oue.wilh a sigh of satisfaction, "I'll go out and see if I can find one," and he plunged out into the cold world on his mission Louisville Commercial. General Schenck, U. S. Minister to England, has been using an old Aruer ican anecdote to good advantage. To the wife of a British cabinet officer, who assured him that "England made America all that she is," be said : "Pardon, madam, you remind me of an answer of the-Ohio lad in his teens, who attending Sunday school for the first time, was asked by his teacher, Who made you ?' He replied, 'Why God made me about so long (holding bis hands about ten inches apart) but I growed the rest.' " Mr. Blivens, an old bachelor of Rochester, who is much absorbed in politics, visited me mow u ran am the other day, just after reading Grant's letter, and asked her what she thought of a third term. Now, the widow has been twice married, and in response to the question she made a rush for the astonished Mr. Bilvens and taking him -tightly in her arms exclaimed, "O. you dear, dear man! What a happy woman I am t" At last accounts Mr. B. had locked himself in the wood house, aud was endeavor in or to explain things to the widow through the keyhole. JOB WORK PONE AT THE 'REPUBLICAN" OFFICE At the lowest cash price, neatly, prompt ly, and in style equal to that of any other establishment in the District BUSINESS CARDS SHOW CARDS, VISITING CARDS, SCHOOL CARDS WEDDING CARDS, PROGRAMMES, INVITATIONS, BALL TICKETS, ADMISSION TICKETS, Allegheny Valley Rail Road. Oil Creek & Allegheny River Rail way, and Buffalo, Corry & Pitts burgh R. R. ON ASP AFTER Monday, May 24, 1375, trains will run as follows : STATIONS. Northward. Southward a in p in p m p m p in a in Pittsburgh 8:2T 2:30 8:30 p:ft fl:10 6:20 W I "en. I one : 4:2.S I0:SS 7:51 4:1 4:2J Klttnnnin 1(1:1M fiiOH :.M 7:11 8:1:4 8:2!t 11. H k JuiicllilH 6:00 12:47 6:00 2:10 2:10 BredvUcndlbSO 6:17 1:0H fi:4ft 1:55 I:l Parker fiiOrt fl:S7 2:OT fi:00 1:0s 12:30 Kmlenton 12:44 7:40 2:W 4:'?2 12:1!) 11:55 Kcraburass 1:30 8:2.". 4;00 A:41 1 1:30 Mifti Franklin 2:14 0:1" 5:07 2:.W 10:40 0:10 Oil City 3:00 D:Sl tlfl 2:20 10:00 8:16 Oleopolis 3:4:. 7:43 11:58 Kagleltovk 4:07 8:00 11:30 Tionesta 4:40 8:50 10:40 Tidioute fl:0r. 10:20 0:15 Irvinctou 7:20 11:40 7:45 Rousevtlle 8:14 10:01 6:27 1:52 0:02 7:08 Titusvllle 4:10 10:55 7:35 12:30 8:10 6:13 Corry 5:26 8:52 11:10 5:06 Mavvillo 6:57 10:37 0:35 3:34 Buffalo 0:15 1:10 6:05 12:20 p. in p. ni p. ni a. in a. m p. in Trains run bv Philadelphia Time. PAVID MrCAHOO. (Jon'l Sup't. J. MORTON HAL.I Hen'l Paaaenger A Ticket Agent. PENNSYXVANIA CEN TRAL RAILROAD ON AND AFTER It P. P. Sunday May 1, 1870, Trains arrive at and leave the Union Depot, corner or Waahlnton and Liberty atreot, aa follow: AKKIVK, Mail Train. 1.30 a m i Fast Jino. 12.12 i m ; Well'aacoommodntlon No. 1, 6.20 a m Hrinton accommodation No 1, 7.50 a m; Wall's accommodation No 2. 8.65 a m :Cin- cinnatl exprem 0.20 am; JohnBtown ac commodation 10.au a m ; Hraddnck s ac commodation No 1. 7.00 p in t Pittsburarh express l.au p m; facinc expreaa l.oo p m ; wans accommodation no a, 2.H6 p m IToinewood accommodation No 1, 9.6ft p m Wall's accommodation No 4. 6.50 p m i Hrinton accommodation No 2, 1.10 p in; way raascngor iu.u p ni. DEPART. Southern express 5.20 a m : Pnciflo ex rresa 2.40 a m : Wall's accommodation No , 6.30a in ; Mail Train 8.10 a in ; Hrinton's accommodation 1 J.20 a m : Hraddock'a ac oommodation No 1, 5.10 p m ; Cincinnati expreaa 12.35 p in ; Wall's accommodation N 2. 11.61 a m : Johnatown accommodation 4.05 p m t Homewood accommodation No 1. 8.50 p m: Philadelphia ex prong 3.50 p m Wall accommodation No 3,3.05 p m; Wall's accommodation No 4, 6.05 p m ; Fast Line 7.40 p m; Wall a No hr 11.00 p in. The Church Train leave Wall's Station every 8undav at 0.05 a. m., reaching Pitta biireh at 10.05a. m. Returning leave Pitt burgh at 12.50 p. m., and arrive at Wail's station at z.iu p. m. Cincinnati expreaa leavea daily. South ern expreaa dailyexoept Monday. All oth er Trains daily, except Sunday. For further'information aply to W. H. BECKWITH. Agent. The Pennaylvania Railroad Company will not asuunne any Rixk for Baggage ex cept for Wearing Apparel, and limit tholr roponnlhllity to One Hundred Dollai val ue. All baggage exceeding that a ount in value will be at the rink of too iner, unless taken by special contract. A.J. UAMAJ General Superintendent, Altoona Pa. Immense I.eiluction to Suit the Times! ! A.t the Wholesale and Retail Piano and Organ Emporium"of 1 0 -.g""" 1 .".5. A S. HAMILTON & CO., 77 5T'.1 AVE.PITTSBUIIGIT, PA CLOTHING ! lt s( loths! Itcwt SaKo! Host Flux The o.ii'll'H In tlicxc linid timni Is n,, onlv " ht Hlmll wo il lr gruli t eiitT" but VJIF,RKVITIIAI, SHALL WE BE CLOTHED ?" It l a notiil'imix fiict Unit, in iihihI tmvim and 'lt'i" lollnil "bent UN, i'!iMiiu:t inniln to order In not notil in accordance to H, depreciation of other neco-.ni icx of There is, however, nn honorable excep tion to till l ine in the I'crMon of . M INI:, .Tlcr!ian Tailor, TIDIOUTE, PA., Who make elotliinr; ol'lhe very beMt kind, 111m giuirauteeil, Ironi 25 to 30 Per Cent. Below the prices of other dealers In lliia purl of the country. WHY IS THIS THUS? Ucciiiimc 1st, Mr. Wiao pr.yi no Inriro 11k--urca for rent, a he ownn tlio biiililing lie oeciip!e. 2d. h'.doen't pay a cutter. 2500 to JttOOil a year, but dots own ciit tiui;, nnil In uoi pxi elled In this linn in WcNtcrii Pennaylvnnla. 3d, lie buya cloths lor cnsli, thus getting a reduction on ordinary rates. 4th he Nells fr cash, and thus hits no bail debt to uiiike up. The fare Is 5.'c. from this place to Tld lonte, and at tlie present time, yon call go tip In the morning and hack at 3:30, hav ing throe hours in Tidioute to select your goods and leave your orders. Hive him a trial, and you will not only sac money, but w ill get perfect-tits, ami any stylo or quality of clnih you want. Kcinciiiber tho'nanie and placo. 7 Jy N. WISH, Tidioute, I'a. OUR MOTTO IS AND HAS BEEN QUICK SALES AND SMALL PROFITS. Ourlmsiness Is exclusively PIANOS and ORGANS, which enables us to give our wholo time and attention to this exclusive trade. Thus where otlior dealers mI1 from tivo to ten instrument a week, our aalea very often exceed theso numbers in a single day, so that we can better afford to sell at 10 per cent, profit on coat, than they can at 20.and 25 per cent. . MONTHLY STATEMENTS, ENVELOPES BILL HEADS, LETTER HEADS, -a-snn v: GREAT :WESTER! a riTTsi3URaii, rv. The followlnii list embraces onlv a part of our immense stock : Muiile-Loadtng Rifles, full or half stock at 12, 115, !, and $25. Doubls Rifles and Shot China, either ovaFl and u inter, or side by side.and at all prices iruiu y-mj 10 Bingle-Barrel Shot China, for men or boys : cheap safe and durable. All price $3.60 to $25 each. Double Barrel Shot Guns. KveryTns'triunent wo sell is as good as an agent for us, as llioy invariably Introduce us favorably to all who aeo them. We have aold and in use $,000 or Trasos: OS CASTS In and about Pittsburgh alone. They are not some new Organ, the growth of a few months, but are old reliable uiakea, that aro constantly adding every meritorious Im provement. The really Urand .Simmons 4 dough's Combination Organs have been manufactured Tor Twenty-five years, while the Celebrated Tavlor it Karlcv Celestes Organs hasj been manufactured over Twenty years. A nil now for the pur psse of In troducing them more thoroughly throughout all tne country towns of tho (State, we have made new and very heavy oontractN for large numbers of them, which we pro pose to sell on their merits and without the saslsutnce of AG KXTHOH MIDDLEMEN, giving the purchaser tho benefit of commissions and wholesale discounts, we are thus enabled to olTor these Organs at the following prices, at which we shall sell for a short iuie. CABINET CASES. Double Reed, 4 Stop Organs, Regular Price, f 145.00 at 0 " loo.UOal u 6 " " 165.00 at FULL RESONANT CA SES, Double Reed, 4 Stop Organs, Regular Price, f 165.00 at 5 6 21 sets Reeds 6 8 at NOTE HJJADS, CIRCULARS, BLANKS, POSTERS ' Our fifty different styles, made of Iron. London Twist, I jiminated Steel or Damas cus Barrels, finished in the best and latest style, all sires, for men and bovs, at prices rank-lug from 8, 10, f 15, 20 f25, $35, $40, too, fib to f 100. PISTOLS, in variety from $1.00 to $8.00. REVOLVERS, 4, 5, A, or 7 shooters, of every kind, at all prices trom su.uu to A.uu. BREECH-LOADING RIFLES. Winchester Improved 18 shooter. Host long range gun in the world. Prioe only $43. Sharp'a celebrated ureecn-Loacung; tu rn only iu eacn. Remington Breeoh-Loading Rifles loest factory nrices. Wleason's ana BteDnen's i-ocret itmea, using metal cartridges, at $12, $lft and $18. Breech-Loading Shot buns. The Dexter Bincle UarrelBreoch Load ing Shot Uun, ualng Braaashells price $20, tstephens' li: j. bingie uun, in. Double Barrel Breech Loader.of Moore Nooot's and othor tine inakos, at all prices, front too to f-sw eacn. Send or Price List to J. II. JOIIVSIOV, GREAT WESTERN GUN WORKS, 285 LIBERTY STREET, PITTSBURGH, PV.. and atato that saw this advertisement in THB r OBRhT KEFDBUCAK. Take Notick I will buy or trade for Army Ritios.Carbinea, Revolvera, Ac. For prices see Catalogue. Orders by mail receive prompt attention. Cvooda aeiit bv exDress to an v uolnt C O. I)., to be examined before paid fur, when requested. 40 tr DODGERS, HANDBILLS, LABELS, SMITING TAGS, Ac 85.00 00.00 05.00 Vox Humana Viola 175.00 at 1S5.00 at 215.00 at 275.00 at 95.00 100.00 105.00 125.00 160.00 Thofte Organs are all Solid Walnut. Panelina and Carvlnir all of Solid Wnl miL Nei ther saw -d nut mouldings nor cheap brass trinkets are used tin those instruments every thing ts of the very boat, and are ail fully warranted for five j ears. TKK BRADBURT 3c DECKER PIAHOS WILL BE SOLD AT TIIE SAME RATES OF DISCOUNT. The above are strictly cash nrices. but ifilesire,! 1v tl.e mm.i,y niti.n. .......i.. or semi. annual payineuta will be taken at an advance of 10 per cenUiwr annum on the ui!ob. turaim unuinug uy iiuicr can ucpenu on the mo4t carelul selection be ing matte-, irthe cash price he sent with tho order, tho instrument will be shipix-d bv 4-a( it t I f nni auum n nU.l sll. tl u 1. il. n ) 1 1 i i f . ' "" j i i ,s,,i V" " i r;ii ii win in! Hiuppoa ny KxproHM, v. o, Address for Catalogue, and state where you read this notice. S. HAMILTON & CO., ' febl7 14m 77 Fifth Avenue, VittHburult. Vtt. WATERS' CONCERTO & ORCHESTRAL ORGANS '0h b-ih -i ciillftrlir voiced,'' w.w f ! A' '! rilllHMHIMIIil f f f ' VTJl'J K'l lll l r.ll- I Ml iU-A. 'Vlwi ii nun iikllllti miihl lii'Rnliliil tttv ( nerffccl m tn rirr nintlii, t 'll I ll'IO ami OUCIIDS Hl.(lPH,i,.IA.b' tier plnred In any Or. irnns ifcrorrt''t(yst rvlril ri w rrro, pw w.w. . .ffirar?r VOIC'F. U Ml'l'l 'I'licse rnnB an U boat mnU . (' I t'lfrt tIHls WATERS' aiartw fir.il :? srttv arreal ni r ami a llnr j Inrlnr lour. nil in n tl r r n Imnravemriits. f m Uu best I'lMli o made. I hrM raranaaad I'lanm an w arranted far yearsa l'rlc- eKlri'inrly lr far rash or part rasli, ntNl bslnnra im monthly m quarterly pn meilta aorond-hand litsirumenis taken m ruliniiio, JIIK.fr mil l K. ncmrii u Of 'i ii tni:, auk nts WAH'I KII or every city ami County n II. N. ami i IWS4IS. A largo dlaa eOUnt'o71tlrr,.llnc-,( 'Svrckf. kuolt.li. v dc. I I.I.I tern ATM CAT .(( MAII.MO. IIOHAI K 1VA I I 111 Sc MID, Ml Broadway nad 48 Meteor tit., N. T Testimonials of Waters' .Piarosand ' Organs. 'Waters' Concerto Tarlor Ortran poa sotises a beaulirul and peculiarly soil tone. The Concerto Htop Is, without doubt, tho lest ever placed in any nrKHii. It is pro (Inceti by an extra set "of reeds, peculiarly voiced, from which tho cited is most cliarminif, o iiuitulion of the human voico is superb. IV. I yii(iwm of tono and on-hestral cll'ccta it has uo cii,.it. X. Y. Time. Tho Concerto l'arlor Orftan"la soino thiiiK entirely new j it Is'a beautilul parlor ornament, possesses a swwt and power ful tone is a most comiujiidiilile inven tion and holds a biih place in public la vor." A'. 1'. t.'veniuij Jjt. An OucnKSTRA im Tnit rARi.on. Tho orchestral orpin is the name of a new reed orfrnn recently announced by Horace Wa ters .V Son. "Tho instrument tnkes this name from Its recently invented orches tral stop. The voictiiK of this is ieciiliar, produciuK the elleet ot a full sweet con tralto voice. Its tinest cll'eet Is produwd when the stops aro drawn, no tlint im r chestnil elleet Is nivcn, 'Vit'-,r'?-4'l"il. ami makes a handcomo "dlij L ' r ,4' tuio.' -Y. 1'. Sun. aaM''- The Waters l'iiiuos arc known as anio"K the very best. Wo lire enabled to speak of these instruments with conllitonco, irom personal knowUHlj;o. A'. 1". Evangelist. 1 V . LOTS FOR SALE! IN THB BOROUGH OF TIONESTA. Apply to GEO. G. SICKLES, 79, Kaaaau St., New York City. tftryryA WEEK guaranteed to Male and J I I Female aents, in their locality. Costs notlunK to try it. particulars Free. P. O. Vickery C Co., AucusU, Mo. 11-It llavltiff completed the alteration of our at ore room, ire iron hi re ttpectftitl a announce that we have re-opened. H e hare arranffcrlotir Store with a view to the convenience of custom er, and to secure exie-ilition In till brandies of oirr btiniitcHn. Our Stock will he new through out, embracing all the'latent novel ties In Fine Jewelry, Watches, Sil ver It'are and Fancy (looils. IS attention to customers, in ducements In prlees,und adherence, mio a htfh statulard of quality, tee hope to merit a continuance of the patronage . heretofore so liberally bestowal. JOIIX STFt'EXSOX'S HOXS, i3 Market Street, Flttsburyh, Fa. H'ELIOir 5c IDICIKISOIN", 54 WOOD ST., - - PITTSBURGH, PA. -WHOLESALE- OFFER THEIR STOCK OF DRY COODS AND NOTIONS FOR AUTUMN, 1 B74, VT VERY LOW PRICES September 1S(A, 1874. tafias s&feeifrvci Da. J. 9. rMm H.I. norm, tmjm I (raduu4 kt Hi riv.r.llrol'o.'H InH. uJ llui Jl))ruri iriiiil. uHKUiUr, -ll.r'a Vosetobto llh.aintl Eyropu4 Pill., wklek lfuw.au. i.Ulilil. cur rlM 1. XI I.UUK., ' I - --7 -( . btin to, IhU V'lh -. - Ui. All Rtt.um.Iit, diMisM. fe il'r'il, IKlC Ci A- OBHOUKN. HMur, JNoOH rhUa. VI OmjTian f 04 ty It. ond will in e-rw m card tv It. and will MtifrfVaon LHoT.'l'bo-kMnrphjf.D.Dl' rxJLHhJiivlt.C.il na, M 'tdUt, I'tV. IVT.. I .n,laiiMiv . larnica, im. vc . i'SinlLta, 1 M.Iftl,M.y.KJBl(Ernito cv aDllctea noaiuwiia a-itrrr, i uu. j'Tf inn I'&mpMwt A turmntcTt la. f so Ilwrd Imravn ia The oldent and most reliable institution for obtaining a Mercantile Kdncation. bor (Mrculara write to V. 1ITKF WINS, wiCi-llin com .rittobui'Kh, I'a. 7-ly The Republican Office KEEPS constantly on hand a largo as sortment of Blank Hoods, Montagu Hubpienas, Warrants, buuiuieus, tc. o bo ould cheap fur tmU KKVhTONK DIMM; IIOOMH, 293 Liberty 8t., - - Pittaljurg-h, Pa. 11'. If. fMlP&O.V, Proprietor. MEAI.M AT AM. UOl ltS. TRANSIENT CUSTOM KOLICITEO, w'i'j-ly TOll WORK neatlyexecutod at thisoiliue at . reasonable rule. Dr. J. Walker's California Vin egar llillcrs aro a purely VcKetabla preparation, inado cliictly from tho na tivo liorbs found on tlio lower raiisi's ct tho Sierra Nevada mountains of Califor nia, tho medicinal properties of which aro extracted therefrom without tho use of Alcohol. Tlio question i3 almost daily asked, "What is tlio cause of thw unparalleled success of Yixkc.au Hit Ti:i:st" Our answer is, that thoy remove tlio causo of disease, and tho patient rc covcin liis licaltli. Thoy nro tho pieat blood purilier and a life-giving principle, a perfect Ucnovator and I it v ioraioi of tlio 8'8tcni. Never befmo in thoi liiiitory of" the world lias a niciliciim been coinmiumloil pcisitessiiig tlio reiiiarkiilila qualitios of Vi.vkuaii Hi ithiis in liunliin; tho aiclc of every diseaso man is heir tn. Tliey aro a gentle Puritativo as well M a Tmiic relieving Couirostioii or Iiillaniiiiaiinii of tho Liver aud Visuvrul Organ iu Lliliou pisensea The properties of Pr. Wai kfu's VlNKOAU Un-I KH8 are Aperient. Diaiilmretic, Carininativo, N uliiticiua, l.xxutive. biuretie, Sedative, t'lmnter lnitant budcrilic, Altera tive, and AiilM!iliius. n. II. HrDOXtLD i': CO.. tlmiliri.tii Btul lin. Airl.. Sim Krii,-mfn. l.'iiT'.r.tniln, ttitd ,r. uf W'Hfhinirlt.n utxl Cluirlt.ni Sf . V. aultt by oil UruiMt. uutt 41. i.!.-. AI)VKHTISi:i!Smnd ii'i etmts to fl'. I, ltowcll it- Co., 41 I'.n k liow, N. Y for their Eighty-pium 'ampjiliit, uliow inK cost of u'l crisinc :i U
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