"Tho want most fe't at Long Branch
is young men." This is the want'
most felt iu the harvest field just now,
too.
When a woman has buried her sixth
husband it sounds sort of heartier to
hear her walk out of the cemetfry ex
claiming "Next!"
Rich man, behold the good work
you can do in this world. iSee Ezra
Cornell. Ho founded a colloge; and
now it has won a boat race.
AVbcn a young man is far, far from
home amid gay company, such a trifle
as his collar button flying ofF will hurt
hira more than to break a leg.
Let's chip in and raise a hundred
dollars for the Boston physician who
says it is very unhealthy to rise before
the sun has dispelled tho morning
fogs.
What is the difference between sper
maceti and a schoolboy's howl ? One
is the wax produced by the whale, and
the other is the wail produced by the
whacks.
Six three-card monte men Jiave been
hung in the West within the past four
weeks, and some, who weren't hung
are sitting in the silent woods until
the hunt is over.
A correspondent of Nature snys
that nearly all insects aro afflicted
with internal parasites. They don't
seem to injure the health of flies and
mosquitoes this year.
In the country ,"uow, Maud Muller
is raking hay everywhere. - And the
judge, riding down, does not see her
at all, but is figuring on his chances
for a renomination.
The squire who married a couple at
Jersey City, N. J., took the last penny
the poor bride had, and compelled the
sheriff and bis deputy to make up the
balance of the fee, will no doubt die
rich.
. A girl covered her face with both
her hands when she thought he was
about to kiss her ; then she complain'
ed : "O, ray harfds are too small, there
is room for five hundred yet between
them."
Student "Well, professor, I have
just discovered what I was cut out fur."
Professor "Well, what is it?" Stn-dent-"For
loafing." Professor "The
roan who did the cutting understood
his business."
A very pretty Sundny school song
is the one entitled : "Put your armor
n, my boys." There U, however, a
young lady who doesn't like to hear
it. She taji it sounds like "Put your
arm around me, boys."
A lucrative opening for young la
dies has been made by the decision of
an Indiana court that the fact of a
girl being engaged to several gentle
men at once is no bar to her suing
each for breach of promise.
Practical iokinz again. At Mount
Joy, Ohio, recently, a young man and
woman were amusing themselves with
a pair of scissors, when the former
playfully threatened to cut the latter'a
nose off. He accordingly snapped the
scissors toeether, thinking his compan
ion would stait back, but she was not
- to he scared, and the result was a par
tial severance of tho end of her nasal
organ, and the necesssty of surgical
- attendance.
A lumberman, being but poorly
provided with materials of sustenance
tor his men, ted them with port cook'
ed with the rinu upon it. A young
roan of the company, not liking that
outer portion of the food, was observed
by the host to be carefully removing
the outside covering. Whereupon
mine host said, "Young man, ve eat
rind and all here." To which the
youth replied, "All right, old man
I'm cutting it off for you."
A very tall and shabby-looking
man, a fellow that reminded you of a
vagrant letter from a tont ot forty
Hue paragon extra condensed, stepped
u d to one of our bars, lust week, ana
after heaving a glass of liquor intohU
1od2 throat, blandly asked the bar
tender if he could change a $20 bill
The gentleman informed him that he
could. "Well " said the tall oue.wilh
a sigh of satisfaction, "I'll go out and
see if I can find one," and he plunged
out into the cold world on his mission
Louisville Commercial.
General Schenck, U. S. Minister to
England, has been using an old Aruer
ican anecdote to good advantage. To
the wife of a British cabinet officer,
who assured him that "England made
America all that she is," be said :
"Pardon, madam, you remind me of
an answer of the-Ohio lad in his teens,
who attending Sunday school for the
first time, was asked by his teacher,
Who made you ?' He replied, 'Why
God made me about so long (holding
bis hands about ten inches apart) but
I growed the rest.' "
Mr. Blivens, an old bachelor of
Rochester, who is much absorbed in
politics, visited me mow u ran am
the other day, just after reading
Grant's letter, and asked her what she
thought of a third term. Now, the
widow has been twice married, and in
response to the question she made a
rush for the astonished Mr. Bilvens
and taking him -tightly in her arms
exclaimed, "O. you dear, dear man!
What a happy woman I am t" At last
accounts Mr. B. had locked himself
in the wood house, aud was endeavor
in or to explain things to the widow
through the keyhole.
JOB WORK
PONE AT THE
'REPUBLICAN" OFFICE
At the lowest cash price, neatly, prompt
ly, and in style equal to that of any
other establishment in the District
BUSINESS CARDS
SHOW CARDS,
VISITING CARDS,
SCHOOL CARDS
WEDDING CARDS,
PROGRAMMES,
INVITATIONS,
BALL TICKETS,
ADMISSION TICKETS,
Allegheny Valley Rail Road.
Oil Creek & Allegheny River Rail
way, and Buffalo, Corry & Pitts
burgh R. R.
ON ASP AFTER Monday, May 24,
1375, trains will run as follows :
STATIONS. Northward. Southward
a in p in p m p m p in a in
Pittsburgh 8:2T 2:30 8:30 p:ft fl:10 6:20
W I "en. I one : 4:2.S I0:SS 7:51 4:1 4:2J
Klttnnnin 1(1:1M fiiOH :.M 7:11 8:1:4 8:2!t
11. H k JuiicllilH 6:00 12:47 6:00 2:10 2:10
BredvUcndlbSO 6:17 1:0H fi:4ft 1:55 I:l
Parker fiiOrt fl:S7 2:OT fi:00 1:0s 12:30
Kmlenton 12:44 7:40 2:W 4:'?2 12:1!) 11:55
Kcraburass 1:30 8:2.". 4;00 A:41 1 1:30 Mifti
Franklin 2:14 0:1" 5:07 2:.W 10:40 0:10
Oil City 3:00 D:Sl tlfl 2:20 10:00 8:16
Oleopolis 3:4:. 7:43 11:58
Kagleltovk 4:07 8:00 11:30
Tionesta 4:40 8:50 10:40
Tidioute fl:0r. 10:20 0:15
Irvinctou 7:20 11:40 7:45
Rousevtlle 8:14 10:01 6:27 1:52 0:02 7:08
Titusvllle 4:10 10:55 7:35 12:30 8:10 6:13
Corry 5:26 8:52 11:10 5:06
Mavvillo 6:57 10:37 0:35 3:34
Buffalo 0:15 1:10 6:05 12:20
p. in p. ni p. ni a. in a. m p. in
Trains run bv Philadelphia Time.
PAVID MrCAHOO. (Jon'l Sup't.
J. MORTON HAL.I
Hen'l Paaaenger A Ticket Agent.
PENNSYXVANIA CEN
TRAL RAILROAD
ON AND AFTER It P. P. Sunday May
1, 1870, Trains arrive at and leave the
Union Depot, corner or Waahlnton and
Liberty atreot, aa follow:
AKKIVK,
Mail Train. 1.30 a m i Fast Jino. 12.12 i
m ; Well'aacoommodntlon No. 1, 6.20 a m
Hrinton accommodation No 1, 7.50 a m;
Wall's accommodation No 2. 8.65 a m :Cin-
cinnatl exprem 0.20 am; JohnBtown ac
commodation 10.au a m ; Hraddnck s ac
commodation No 1. 7.00 p in t Pittsburarh
express l.au p m; facinc expreaa l.oo p m ;
wans accommodation no a, 2.H6 p m
IToinewood accommodation No 1, 9.6ft p m
Wall's accommodation No 4. 6.50 p m i
Hrinton accommodation No 2, 1.10 p in;
way raascngor iu.u p ni.
DEPART.
Southern express 5.20 a m : Pnciflo ex
rresa 2.40 a m : Wall's accommodation No
, 6.30a in ; Mail Train 8.10 a in ; Hrinton's
accommodation 1 J.20 a m : Hraddock'a ac
oommodation No 1, 5.10 p m ; Cincinnati
expreaa 12.35 p in ; Wall's accommodation
N 2. 11.61 a m : Johnatown accommodation
4.05 p m t Homewood accommodation No
1. 8.50 p m: Philadelphia ex prong 3.50 p m
Wall accommodation No 3,3.05 p m; Wall's
accommodation No 4, 6.05 p m ; Fast Line
7.40 p m; Wall a No hr 11.00 p in.
The Church Train leave Wall's Station
every 8undav at 0.05 a. m., reaching Pitta
biireh at 10.05a. m. Returning leave Pitt
burgh at 12.50 p. m., and arrive at Wail's
station at z.iu p. m.
Cincinnati expreaa leavea daily. South
ern expreaa dailyexoept Monday. All oth
er Trains daily, except Sunday.
For further'information aply to
W. H. BECKWITH. Agent.
The Pennaylvania Railroad Company
will not asuunne any Rixk for Baggage ex
cept for Wearing Apparel, and limit tholr
roponnlhllity to One Hundred Dollai val
ue. All baggage exceeding that a ount
in value will be at the rink of too iner,
unless taken by special contract.
A.J. UAMAJ
General Superintendent, Altoona Pa.
Immense I.eiluction to Suit the Times! !
A.t the Wholesale and Retail Piano and Organ Emporium"of
1 0
-.g""" 1 .".5. A
S. HAMILTON & CO., 77 5T'.1 AVE.PITTSBUIIGIT, PA
CLOTHING !
lt s( loths!
Itcwt SaKo!
Host Flux
The o.ii'll'H In tlicxc linid timni Is n,,
onlv " ht Hlmll wo il lr gruli t eiitT"
but
VJIF,RKVITIIAI,
SHALL WE BE CLOTHED ?"
It l a notiil'imix fiict Unit, in iihihI tmvim
and 'lt'i" lollnil "bent UN, i'!iMiiu:t inniln
to order In not notil in accordance to H,
depreciation of other neco-.ni icx of
There is, however, nn honorable excep
tion to till l ine in the I'crMon of
. M INI:, .Tlcr!ian Tailor,
TIDIOUTE, PA.,
Who make elotliinr; ol'lhe very beMt kind,
111m giuirauteeil, Ironi
25 to 30 Per Cent. Below
the prices of other dealers In lliia purl of
the country.
WHY IS THIS THUS?
Ucciiiimc 1st, Mr. Wiao pr.yi no Inriro 11k--urca
for rent, a he ownn tlio biiililing lie
oeciip!e. 2d. h'.doen't pay a cutter.
2500 to JttOOil a year, but dots own ciit
tiui;, nnil In uoi pxi elled In this linn in
WcNtcrii Pennaylvnnla. 3d, lie buya
cloths lor cnsli, thus getting a reduction on
ordinary rates. 4th he Nells fr cash, and
thus hits no bail debt to uiiike up.
The fare Is 5.'c. from this place to Tld
lonte, and at tlie present time, yon call go
tip In the morning and hack at 3:30, hav
ing throe hours in Tidioute to select your
goods and leave your orders.
Hive him a trial, and you will not only
sac money, but w ill get perfect-tits, ami
any stylo or quality of clnih you want.
Kcinciiiber tho'nanie and placo.
7 Jy N. WISH, Tidioute, I'a.
OUR MOTTO IS AND HAS BEEN
QUICK SALES AND SMALL PROFITS.
Ourlmsiness Is exclusively PIANOS and ORGANS, which enables us to give our
wholo time and attention to this exclusive trade. Thus where otlior dealers mI1 from
tivo to ten instrument a week, our aalea very often exceed theso numbers in a single
day, so that we can better afford to sell at 10 per cent, profit on coat, than they can at
20.and 25 per cent. .
MONTHLY STATEMENTS,
ENVELOPES
BILL HEADS,
LETTER HEADS,
-a-snn v:
GREAT :WESTER!
a
riTTsi3URaii, rv.
The followlnii list embraces onlv a part
of our immense stock :
Muiile-Loadtng Rifles, full or half stock
at 12, 115, !, and $25.
Doubls Rifles and Shot China, either ovaFl
and u inter, or side by side.and at all prices
iruiu y-mj 10
Bingle-Barrel Shot China, for men or
boys : cheap safe and durable. All price
$3.60 to $25 each.
Double Barrel Shot Guns.
KveryTns'triunent wo sell is as good as an agent for us, as llioy invariably Introduce
us favorably to all who aeo them. We have aold and in use
$,000 or Trasos: OS CASTS
In and about Pittsburgh alone. They are not some new Organ, the growth of a few
months, but are old reliable uiakea, that aro constantly adding every meritorious Im
provement. The really Urand .Simmons 4 dough's Combination Organs have been
manufactured Tor Twenty-five years, while the Celebrated Tavlor it Karlcv Celestes
Organs hasj been manufactured over Twenty years. A nil now for the pur psse of In
troducing them more thoroughly throughout all tne country towns of tho (State, we
have made new and very heavy oontractN for large numbers of them, which we pro
pose to sell on their merits and without the saslsutnce of AG KXTHOH MIDDLEMEN,
giving the purchaser tho benefit of commissions and wholesale discounts, we are thus
enabled to olTor these Organs at the following prices, at which we shall sell for a short
iuie.
CABINET CASES.
Double Reed, 4 Stop Organs, Regular Price, f 145.00 at
0 " loo.UOal
u 6 " " 165.00 at
FULL RESONANT CA SES,
Double Reed, 4 Stop Organs, Regular Price, f 165.00 at
5
6
21 sets Reeds 6
8
at
NOTE HJJADS,
CIRCULARS,
BLANKS,
POSTERS
' Our fifty different styles, made of Iron.
London Twist, I jiminated Steel or Damas
cus Barrels, finished in the best and latest
style, all sires, for men and bovs, at prices
rank-lug from 8, 10, f 15, 20 f25, $35, $40,
too, fib to f 100.
PISTOLS,
in variety from $1.00 to $8.00.
REVOLVERS,
4, 5, A, or 7 shooters, of every kind, at all
prices trom su.uu to A.uu.
BREECH-LOADING RIFLES.
Winchester Improved 18 shooter. Host
long range gun in the world. Prioe only
$43.
Sharp'a celebrated ureecn-Loacung; tu
rn only iu eacn.
Remington Breeoh-Loading Rifles
loest factory nrices.
Wleason's ana BteDnen's i-ocret itmea,
using metal cartridges, at $12, $lft and $18.
Breech-Loading Shot buns.
The Dexter Bincle UarrelBreoch Load
ing Shot Uun, ualng Braaashells price $20,
tstephens' li: j. bingie uun, in.
Double Barrel Breech Loader.of Moore
Nooot's and othor tine inakos, at all prices,
front too to f-sw eacn.
Send or Price List to
J. II. JOIIVSIOV,
GREAT WESTERN GUN WORKS,
285 LIBERTY STREET,
PITTSBURGH, PV..
and atato that saw this advertisement in
THB r OBRhT KEFDBUCAK.
Take Notick I will buy or trade for
Army Ritios.Carbinea, Revolvera, Ac. For
prices see Catalogue.
Orders by mail receive prompt attention.
Cvooda aeiit bv exDress to an v uolnt C O.
I)., to be examined before paid fur, when
requested. 40 tr
DODGERS,
HANDBILLS,
LABELS,
SMITING TAGS, Ac
85.00
00.00
05.00
Vox Humana
Viola
175.00 at
1S5.00 at
215.00 at
275.00 at
95.00
100.00
105.00
125.00
160.00
Thofte Organs are all Solid Walnut. Panelina and Carvlnir all of Solid Wnl miL Nei
ther saw -d nut mouldings nor cheap brass trinkets are used tin those instruments every
thing ts of the very boat, and are ail fully warranted for five j ears.
TKK BRADBURT 3c DECKER PIAHOS
WILL BE SOLD AT TIIE SAME RATES OF DISCOUNT.
The above are strictly cash nrices. but ifilesire,! 1v tl.e mm.i,y niti.n. .......i..
or semi. annual payineuta will be taken at an advance of 10 per cenUiwr annum on the
ui!ob. turaim unuinug uy iiuicr can ucpenu on the mo4t carelul selection be
ing matte-, irthe cash price he sent with tho order, tho instrument will be shipix-d bv
4-a( it t I f nni auum n nU.l sll. tl u 1. il. n ) 1 1 i i f . '
"" j i i ,s,,i V" " i r;ii ii win in! Hiuppoa ny KxproHM, v. o,
Address for Catalogue, and state where you read this notice.
S. HAMILTON & CO., '
febl7 14m
77 Fifth Avenue, VittHburult. Vtt.
WATERS' CONCERTO & ORCHESTRAL
ORGANS
'0h
b-ih -i ciillftrlir voiced,'' w.w
f ! A' '! rilllHMHIMIIil
f f f ' VTJl'J K'l lll l r.ll- I Ml
iU-A. 'Vlwi ii nun iikllllti
miihl lii'Rnliliil
tttv ( nerffccl m tn
rirr nintlii, t 'll
I ll'IO ami OUCIIDS
Hl.(lPH,i,.IA.b' tier plnred In any Or.
irnns ifcrorrt''t(yst
rvlril ri w rrro, pw
w.w.
. .ffirar?r
VOIC'F. U Ml'l'l 'I'licse rnnB
an U boat mnU . (' I t'lfrt tIHls
WATERS'
aiartw fir.il :?
srttv arreal ni
r ami a llnr j
Inrlnr lour.
nil in n tl r r n Imnravemriits.
f m Uu best I'lMli o made. I hrM
raranaaad I'lanm an w arranted far
yearsa l'rlc- eKlri'inrly lr far
rash or part rasli, ntNl bslnnra im
monthly m quarterly pn meilta
aorond-hand litsirumenis taken m
ruliniiio, JIIK.fr mil l K.
ncmrii u Of 'i ii tni:, auk nts
WAH'I KII or every city ami County
n II. N. ami i IWS4IS. A largo dlaa
eOUnt'o71tlrr,.llnc-,( 'Svrckf. kuolt.li.
v dc. I I.I.I tern ATM CAT .(( MAII.MO.
IIOHAI K 1VA I I 111 Sc MID,
Ml Broadway nad 48 Meteor tit., N. T
Testimonials of Waters' .Piarosand
' Organs.
'Waters' Concerto Tarlor Ortran poa
sotises a beaulirul and peculiarly soil tone.
The Concerto Htop Is, without doubt, tho
lest ever placed in any nrKHii. It is pro
(Inceti by an extra set "of reeds, peculiarly
voiced, from which tho cited is most
cliarminif, o iiuitulion of the human
voico is superb. IV. I yii(iwm of tono
and on-hestral cll'ccta it has uo cii,.it.
X. Y. Time.
Tho Concerto l'arlor Orftan"la soino
thiiiK entirely new j it Is'a beautilul parlor
ornament, possesses a swwt and power
ful tone is a most comiujiidiilile inven
tion and holds a biih place in public la
vor." A'. 1'. t.'veniuij Jjt.
An OucnKSTRA im Tnit rARi.on. Tho
orchestral orpin is the name of a new reed
orfrnn recently announced by Horace Wa
ters .V Son. "Tho instrument tnkes this
name from Its recently invented orches
tral stop. The voictiiK of this is ieciiliar,
produciuK the elleet ot a full sweet con
tralto voice. Its tinest cll'eet Is produwd
when the stops aro drawn, no tlint im r
chestnil elleet Is nivcn, 'Vit'-,r'?-4'l"il.
ami makes a handcomo "dlij L ' r ,4'
tuio.' -Y. 1'. Sun. aaM''-
The Waters l'iiiuos arc known as anio"K
the very best. Wo lire enabled to speak of
these instruments with conllitonco, irom
personal knowUHlj;o. A'. 1". Evangelist.
1 V .
LOTS FOR SALE!
IN THB
BOROUGH OF TIONESTA.
Apply to GEO. G. SICKLES,
79, Kaaaau St., New York City.
tftryryA WEEK guaranteed to Male and
J I I Female aents, in their locality.
Costs notlunK to try it. particulars Free.
P. O. Vickery C Co., AucusU, Mo. 11-It
llavltiff completed the alteration
of our at ore room, ire iron hi re
ttpectftitl a announce that we have
re-opened.
H e hare arranffcrlotir Store with
a view to the convenience of custom
er, and to secure exie-ilition In till
brandies of oirr btiniitcHn.
Our Stock will he new through
out, embracing all the'latent novel
ties In Fine Jewelry, Watches, Sil
ver It'are and Fancy (looils.
IS attention to customers, in
ducements In prlees,und adherence,
mio a htfh statulard of quality, tee
hope to merit a continuance of the
patronage . heretofore so liberally
bestowal.
JOIIX STFt'EXSOX'S HOXS,
i3 Market Street, Flttsburyh, Fa.
H'ELIOir 5c IDICIKISOIN",
54 WOOD ST., - - PITTSBURGH, PA.
-WHOLESALE-
OFFER THEIR STOCK OF
DRY COODS AND NOTIONS
FOR AUTUMN, 1 B74, VT VERY LOW PRICES
September 1S(A, 1874.
tafias s&feeifrvci
Da. J. 9. rMm H.I. norm, tmjm I (raduu4 kt Hi
riv.r.llrol'o.'H InH. uJ llui Jl))ruri iriiiil.
uHKUiUr, -ll.r'a Vosetobto llh.aintl
Eyropu4 Pill., wklek lfuw.au. i.Ulilil. cur
rlM 1. XI I.UUK., ' I - --7 -( .
btin to, IhU V'lh
-. - Ui. All Rtt.um.Iit, diMisM. fe
il'r'il, IKlC Ci A- OBHOUKN. HMur, JNoOH rhUa.
VI OmjTian f 04 ty It. ond will
in
e-rw m card tv It. and will MtifrfVaon
LHoT.'l'bo-kMnrphjf.D.Dl' rxJLHhJiivlt.C.il
na, M 'tdUt, I'tV. IVT.. I .n,laiiMiv . larnica, im. vc .
i'SinlLta, 1 M.Iftl,M.y.KJBl(Ernito
cv aDllctea noaiuwiia a-itrrr, i uu. j'Tf inn
I'&mpMwt A turmntcTt la. f so Ilwrd Imravn ia
The oldent and most reliable institution
for obtaining a Mercantile Kdncation. bor
(Mrculara write to V. 1ITKF WINS,
wiCi-llin com .rittobui'Kh, I'a.
7-ly
The Republican Office
KEEPS constantly on hand a largo as
sortment of Blank Hoods, Montagu
Hubpienas, Warrants, buuiuieus, tc. o
bo ould cheap fur tmU
KKVhTONK DIMM; IIOOMH,
293 Liberty 8t., - - Pittaljurg-h, Pa.
11'. If. fMlP&O.V, Proprietor.
MEAI.M AT AM. UOl ltS.
TRANSIENT CUSTOM KOLICITEO,
w'i'j-ly
TOll WORK neatlyexecutod at thisoiliue
at
. reasonable rule.
Dr. J. Walker's California Vin
egar llillcrs aro a purely VcKetabla
preparation, inado cliictly from tho na
tivo liorbs found on tlio lower raiisi's ct
tho Sierra Nevada mountains of Califor
nia, tho medicinal properties of which
aro extracted therefrom without tho use
of Alcohol. Tlio question i3 almost
daily asked, "What is tlio cause of thw
unparalleled success of Yixkc.au Hit
Ti:i:st" Our answer is, that thoy remove
tlio causo of disease, and tho patient rc
covcin liis licaltli. Thoy nro tho pieat
blood purilier and a life-giving principle,
a perfect Ucnovator and I it v ioraioi
of tlio 8'8tcni. Never befmo in thoi
liiiitory of" the world lias a niciliciim been
coinmiumloil pcisitessiiig tlio reiiiarkiilila
qualitios of Vi.vkuaii Hi ithiis in liunliin; tho
aiclc of every diseaso man is heir tn. Tliey
aro a gentle Puritativo as well M a Tmiic
relieving Couirostioii or Iiillaniiiiaiinii of
tho Liver aud Visuvrul Organ iu Lliliou
pisensea
The properties of Pr. Wai kfu's
VlNKOAU Un-I KH8 are Aperient. Diaiilmretic,
Carininativo, N uliiticiua, l.xxutive. biuretie,
Sedative, t'lmnter lnitant budcrilic, Altera
tive, and AiilM!iliius.
n. II. HrDOXtLD i': CO..
tlmiliri.tii Btul lin. Airl.. Sim Krii,-mfn. l.'iiT'.r.tniln,
ttitd ,r. uf W'Hfhinirlt.n utxl Cluirlt.ni Sf . V.
aultt by oil UruiMt. uutt 41. i.!.-.
AI)VKHTISi:i!Smnd ii'i etmts to fl'.
I, ltowcll it- Co., 41 I'.n k liow, N. Y
for their Eighty-pium 'ampjiliit, uliow inK
cost of u'l crisinc :i U