r.atwLainasw.ii POPPIM4 THE QI KfiTION. JOB WORK PONE AT THE "Girls," snid a worthy old lady to her grand-daughters, "whenever a fel low pops the question, dun't blush and stare at your feet Just throw your arm around his neck, look him full in the face, and commence talking about the furniture. Young fellows are mighty nervous sometimes. I lost several good chances before I caught yonr grandfather, by putting on airs, but I learned how to do it after a while." A young girl determined to net npon the suggestion contained therein. She had tried many other filans to cspture the wary, fuzzled ipped youths, and had failed. As a last, desperate resort, she would try the furniture business. So, when the young man whom she was angling for dropped in to Bee her the other eve ning, she received him with smiles, and lured him aloner in tli9 conversa tion up to what elie considered the Lit ihe loxceti eah pricet, neally, prompt f fiU kaM I Via knit I temDtimrlv before his eves, and he fy. n ttyU equal to that of any j Cr" ,. i 'REPUBLICAN" OFFICE Oil Crcek&Alloglicny River tty (XX AND AFTTCR Monday June 8, 1871, Train will run as follows SOUTHWARD TRAINS, STATIONS: lat Class. . eyes, opened his mouth and said: "Angel ina; I have long entertained feelings of the highest regard for you, I have tho greatest respect for your judge ment, and I would ask you a question upon which much of my future happi ness depends. Would vou have me " He was interrupted. The girl threw herself across the room into his lap, and, as she held him in an iron em brace and stared into his eyes, rapidly vociferated: "Oh, yes double bed steadwith all my heart mahogany sofas bless von parlor and kitchen sets mv love marble-torned cra dle and, ah!" The astonished youth partly recovering hit senses, strove to pacify the excited girl, aud to find out what was the matter with her. As he soothed her, she held tighter to him and between her sighs whispered of love and furniture. Suspecting that he had been misunderstood, the young roan said : "Angelina, calm yourself. lou did not bear me through. 1 was about to ask you if you would have me" "Oh, yes, chairs and " "Do listen a minute would you have me marry JUiss uertrude IS ,or Ulas- gow, or Miss Emma , of Lexing ton? You see I am undecided, and I ." Like a cat rising from a hot gridiron, that girl rose from off that 1 fellow, and she . poured hot epithets npon him like scalding water rushing I trom the mouth ot a tea kettle on a dogs back. "You confounded, insan- ish, idiotic, green simpleton," she said. "What do you think 1 care who you , marry, you foolr Xou lubberly, ob tuse, unappreciative, mutton headed Jack-tared " 6he stopped he was gone. A jeweler labeled some diamonds id his window as being "sparkling as a yoong widow's tears." A customer looked in and said be thought under these circumstances the water would not be very enduring, ihe label is I not there now, Gloomy and dissipated yonth (who I has discovered that life is not worth having) "I hope I shan't be alive after thirty." Unsympathetic elderly party "Is there any particular neces sity that you should live till thirty ?" The tail has at last been found that wags the dog. Some forty citizens of I Melrose, Alaas., have signed a petition to the legislature asking that Boston may be annexed to that pleasant vil- j A man was boasting that ho had been married twenty years without giving bis wife a cross word. Those who, kBow her say he didn't dare to, Hut he never mentioned it. An English judge. Baron Alderson, on being asked to give bis opinion as to the proper length of a sermon, re . plied. "Twenty minutes, with a lean ing to toe side of mercy, A philosopher says that "a true man never frets about his place in the woria, out just slides into it by the gravitation oi his nature, and swings mere easily as a star. The following question is respectful ly addressed to the clergy : Whether a person who site in the gallery of the church is responsible for the deeds done in the body? A Philadelphia gentleman adver tises a soar that is destined to wipe out the national debt. There is prob ably some "lye about it. An enterprising merchant in Paris distributes umbrellas eratuiously, on which are displayed advertisements of the business of the giver. An Irishman applying for relief, and being told to work for aliviug replied : "If I had all the work in the world I couldn't do it." fUt .1- . .1, A acre is nouHug mat win cnange a man so much as a great grief, unless it is shaving off, suddenly, hi mus tache. A suspicious wife, ou being asked where her husband was, replied that she was much afraid he was Miss-ing. Politeness is like au air cushion; there may be nothing in it, but it eases you wonderfully. The coming tailor will incorporate a square of sandpaper in smokers' panU. Sweetening one's coffee is generally ine nrst stirring event ot Uie day. other establishment in O14 District. 4 2 6 a. m. a. m. p. m. Oorrv 15 11 00 6 fiO HparianBbnrg fl 42 11 85 fl 84 Ulvnden 54 11 47 S7 Ontrevllle 7 04 11 M 6 4H Trvonville 7 13 12 01 M Hydetown 7 2-5 M 15 7 10 AR 7 80 12 23 7 25 Tltusvlllo i 7 42 12 45 7 40 Miller Farm 8 02 1 03 7 fifl Shutter 8 07 1 08 8 03 Pioneer 8 17 1 18 8 10 . AR 8 25 1 25 8 23 Pet Centre PR 8 28 1 28 8 SO Colombia 8 85 1 85 8 88 Tarr Farm 8 40 1 88 8 42 Kvnd Farm 8 411 1 44 (8 60 Houseville 8 53 1 4ft 8 56 MeClintock J8 M 153 9 00 ' AR 9 10 8 05 S 13 Oil City n 0 15 2 10 Oleopolis 9 45 2 8H Eagle llock 0 ftfl 2 4fl President 9 59 (2 50 Tionesta 10 23 S 12 Hickory 10 44 S 82 Trnnkevrllls 10 54 8 41 Tidioute 11 11 8 58 Irvlncton 12 01 4 40 10: a. m 2il Clan. 14 a. m. 8. 00 n 10 9 80 n 54 10:20 11 00 11 20 in 11 35 55 12 15 20 12 20 40 12 43 7 55 1 05 8 10 8 20 8 SO 8 4(1 9 00 9 05 9 20 10 35 11 10 1 55 2 10 2 25 2 40 2 65 8 on 8 20 BUSINESS CARDS SHOW CARDS, VISITING CARDS, 11 82 4 50 11 88 4 M 12 30 6 87 1 20 6 15 1 45 6 43 2 24 7 10 4 05 8 40 ADDITIONAL SFCOSn-TLABS TRAISS-KorTH. No. 18. TitUBVtllo 2,10 n. tii.t Ullllor 2,50; Pioneer 8.20; Pet Centra 8.33; Columbia 4,16; Tarr Farm 4,23; Hynd Farm 4,37 1 Kouaevi 110 ,.! iiiiuw6,ai, lo. 8 corry o.lft a. m.; 'ritunvilla ff..io: Miller Farm 0,2.5; Pet Centre 0,48; Colnni liia 10.13; Tarr Farm 10,18; Kynd Farm 10.27; Rouseville 10,35; Oil Citv!l 1.00. no. 1. I'M venire l.aj p. m.; Columbia 1.50; Tarr Farm 2,05; Kynd Farm 2,10; llnusevllle 2.30; oil city 8,00. jo. i uii city o.bo a. m.; oicsrt 1 7,25, Tionesta 8,54 ; Trunkoy vllle 10. Tidioute 11.11.. MOUTH WARD TRAINS, STATION'S: 1st Class. 6 3 1 a. in. p. 111. p. in. a. m. . nv 12 45 6 05 9 00 7 '45 128 5 47 7 20 9 05 1 45 6 05 8 05 10 15 1 15II 8 20 10 44 2 14 0 34 8 45 11 40 2 35 0 65 80 12 21 2 38 ffl 69- 9 85 12 32 2 47 , 7 OS 10 05 1 0.1 8 15 7 35 10 55 SCHOOL CARDS WEDDING CARDS, PROGRAMMES, INVITATIONS, Irvlncton Tidioute Trnnkeyville Hickory Tionesta President Fagle Ruck Oleopolis An Oil City PR McClintook Kousovlllo Rynd Farm Tarr Farm Columbia AR Tet Centre DB Pioneer Shaffer Miller Farm AR Tltusvlllo PR Hydotown Tryonville centrevllle Ulynden Spartansburg Corry . T II E S U N. WEEKLY, SKMI-WEKKLY, A DAILY. TIIR WKEKLY HUN I too widely known to require, any extended recom mendation; but the lessons wlileh havo already given it fifty thousand subscribers and which will, wo hope, give It ninny thousands more, nro Drletiv as toiiowsi It in a first-rate newspaper. All tho newp of the day will bo found in it, eon denafld when unimportant, at full iciurth when of moment, and always preHenti'in in a elear, Intelligent and interesting manner. It Is a nrst-rnte family paper, full of en tertaining and instructive reading of eve ry kind, but ronUiinmit nothing that can olTcnd the most delicate and scrupulous taste. It Is a first-rale story paper. The best talcs and romances of current literature are carehilly selected and legibly printed in Its pages. it ih a nrst-rato agricultural paper. The most fresh and Instructive art ielott 011 agri cultural topics regularly appear in till" de partment. It is an independent political paper, bo longing to no party and wearing no collar. It tights for the election of the best mnii to ofllcc. It especially devotes It energies to the exposuie of the great corruption tlrat now woaKtm ana uisirrace our country, and threaten to undermine republican Institu tion altogether. It has ns fear of knaves, and asks no favors from their supporters. it reports uie wantons Kir me ladles ana the markets for the men, especially tho cattle-markets, to which It pays particular attention.- Finally. It Is thoeheapest paner publish ed. One dollar a vear will secure It for any aulmcriber. It la not necessary to get up a club In order to bavo TIIH WEEK- IjY Biia t tins rate. Anyone who sends a single dollar will got the paper for a year. 1 TIIK WEEKLY SUN. Eight pages. fifty-six columns. Only f 1.00 a year. No discounts from this rate. THE SEMI-WEEKLY SUN.-Sjimo size as the Haily Sun. $2.00 a year. A dis count of 20 per cent, to clubs of lOor over. THE DAILY SUN. A largo four-page newspaper of twentv-oltrht colums. liaily circulation over lUO.Ood. All the news for 2 cents. Subscription price 50 ocnts a mouth, or 1.00 a year. To clubs of 10 or over, a discount of 20 per cent. Address "the Murs," New York City. fl 00 3 20 7 40 11 30 6 13 li 32 f7 55 11 50 fl 11 r 0 26 U 20 6 34 6 38 fl 42 3 8.5 7 50 12 00 13 40 18 04 12 25 3 4i 8 10 12 88 FC14112 48 8 40 3 65 8 21 1 05 3 59 4 Oti 8 23 830 fl 5a 14 15 8 40 J7 15 4 8 41 9 05 1 25 1 45 2 CO 2 15 2 45 1 50 2 10 2 25 2 80 2 40 2 55 3 10 8 20 3 33 8 45 4 15 4 40 5 20 BALL TICKETS, ADMISSION TICKETS, MOXTIILY STATEMENTS, ENVELOPES 7 35 4 45 9 10 3 05 744455 9 20 320 7 67 5 08 HI 84 3 50 8 05 5 17 9 43 4 10 ( 14 5 27 9 5fl 4 30 8 24 6 88 10 02 4 60 8 65 8 10 10 32 6 50 ADDITIONAL SKCOJin-CLASSTR.VIXS-NOBTn No. 15 Oil City 6.55 a. m.: Housovillo 7.20; Tarr Farm 7.46; Colombia 7.55; Pet Centre 8.10; Pioneer 8.40; Miller 9.25; TJtusvllle 9.55. No. 7 Titusvillo 9.00 a. m.: Corry H.2.. No. II Oil City 11.20 a. m.; ltousevillo 11.46: Rv-nd Farm 11.53s TarrlFarm 12.03: Columbia 12,10; Pet Centre 12.20; Miller 1.25; Titusville 2.00; Corsy 4.42 p. n No. 21 Tidioute 12.4o p. 111.; Trunkev- ville 1.45; Tioneta2.43; Oloopolis4.2."; t)lj city o.-.-o. () Trains do not stop, (ill Stop on signal. 111 Mtop ror meals. Trains 5. 0. 21 and 22mn daily; all ether trams oany except sunuavs. N. B. Train No. 19 is an Express from Titusville to Corry. MLVER PALACE Kl.KF.PI7f O CAR TRAINS. No. 4 Direct from Philadelphia without cnange. Jo. 1 change. Io,o change. AO, O change. C. J. HEPBURN JNO. PITCAIRN. Superinteudont. . - Gan'l Manager. Direct to Philadelphia without Diroct from Pittsburgh without Direct , to Pittsburgh w ithout BILL HEADS, LETTER HEADS, I IB. j. BALDWIU, DIALER IX CJlTXS, ItKTOLTERS, AMD ALL KINDS OP SPORTING AND FISHING TACKLE, NOTE HEADS, CIRCULARS, lOCKKT CUTLERY, BLANKS, scissors, :., tc. TOBACCO AND CIGARS. RIFLES MADE TO ORDER AND WARRANTED. POSTERS Repairing Locks and Fitting Keys DODGERS, A SPECIALTY. REPAIRING HANDBILLS, LABELS, IN 44-tf Bit I'HEKl NKATI.V AMI PROMPTLY DON 15. T1DI TKyPA. Tbe memory ehoulj bs houbo uot a lumber room. a store- SHIPPING TAGS, tc BUILDING FELT (No Tar used for ouUidn work and in- side, instead of plaster. Felt Carpeting, I ite., Send tvo 3-eent Ktampx foi cireular and ainpioo. C. J. FA V. Cdindeii, N.J. 1. 11 PITIIOLE VALLEY R'Y. ON AND AFTER Monday, Jnnq 5, 1871, Trains will ruu as follows ; TRAINS NORTHWARD. statioxs. No. 2. No. 4. Oloopolis, 10.25 am S."0 p m licnnoit, . 10.91 " a.M " Woods 10.) " 8.18 ' l'rathers Mill 10.24 " 3.10 " l'itliolo City 11.00 ' 2.W " TRAINS SOUTHWARD. btationb. " No. 1. No. S. I'itholg City, 8.40 am 1.20 pm Pralhera Mill 8.4S " 1.4(4 ' Woods H.5H " l.fxl " Dennett 0.02 " 2.02 " Oieopelis 11.14 '' 2.11 " All Trains make clowo eonniu'tioiiH at Oloopolis with trains on the Oil Creek A Allegheny River Hallway, North und South. Two Iilnoa of Stages run duily between Pitliole City, Miller Farm and Pleasant ville, mukiiigeoiinoction with arriving and dejiarting Trains. J. T. 11LAIU, II. WICK 11 AM, Hup't. Tieket Auont, Pithole City, I'a. IOP. WORK neatly ex euiiWJ at thixolbce at reasouaolc rates. y . . v. ' ' .A. 13 PITTSBURGH, PA. ORDERS BY MAIL PROMPTLY ATTENDED Ta H " if - E S- i ft S . a . s? r a m rr Oft & - i H lS 03 S 8 EH - e . 1 1 h h SO E S n -1 mv r "1 at IX OH 3 P I a Q a 0 P .. H $ 0 tl r i is m s 3. 0 M i ra HI a a 1 ' b1. fj ,. Pt btJB o rf Z. "5.2 v. 2 gal '.S3 - 'No. Z17 WlWTll AVKNUK, ; ., The Oldeit, Largest ami Beit Apiointcl Collt'ijo in tlio. UuiteJ Stilts, for eU.;i a Alercantil Kdusution. Nj v.icutiua, . KUnl i t Cf ti cnttr at any lini". . For Circulars wilts to ' , V nilF &'.SON Dr. i. Walker's California Vin egar Hitters nro a purely Vcfjctablo ' prepitration, mndo cliiclly from tbo rj.t-' tivo herbs found on tlio lower mnpRS of the Sierra Nevada mountains of Califor nia, tho medicinal properties of which aro extracted thorcfrom without tlio uso of Alcoliol. Tho question is almost daily asked, " What is tho causo of tbo unparalleled success of Vinegar I5it TEitst" Our answer is, that thoy remove tho causo of disease, and tlio patient re covers his health.1 They aro tbs great blood purifier and a lifo-givliiR principlo, a perfect Renovator and Invigorator of tho system. Never before in tho history of the world has a medicine been compounded possessing the remarkable, qualities of Vi.vkoab Uittrbs in healhig the sick of evory disease man is heir to. They are a gciitlo Purpuivo as well as a Tonio, relieving Conpcstion or Inflaimiiatioa of tho Liver and Visceral Organs in Bilious Diseases The properties of Drt. Walker's Yikkoab, Uittrrs are Aperient, Disphoretio, Carminative, Nutritious, Laxative, Diuretio, Sedative, Counter-irritant Eudoriiia, Altar-, tive, and Anti-Bilious. I. II. SleUOltALn ti CO.. Ini(r(nit and Gen. Ats., Ran Friioio. Cftlifnmia, ajid uor. nf Wnaliinfrtoii nl Charlton Sis.. N. V. SvulU by ail Oruggtst aud l4 ler4. Stoves ! Moves ! ! Stoves ! ! ! AT PANIC PRICES! We will soil the Spear Celebrated Anti-Clinker HOT BASE 'AND REVOLVING LIGHT STOVES AT 15 YEti CENT. DISCOUNT. Until after the First of January, for CASH. (Icntlemen, this is the lPt Christmas l'n-Hont you can make your wil'o. It will continue to plcu.to until the haliny dny j of Kpriujj We have on hninl one Hoturn iriuo Tiatlinnt, ONE AMERICAN BASE BURNER, ONE STEWART EASE BURNER, which wo will sell at half pili'o. j 11. . TLMtlllt, A ., ISStC OIL 11TV, l'A- A I'AIiHLY ARTICLE. Agents makef I'J.fiO pr day, 73 per ivoek." AN ENTIRELY: NEW SEWING MACHINE. . For Domestio Use. - ON J FIVE DOLLARS, With tli! Now 1'antfnt BUTTON ' HOLE WORKER, rntontoilJunol7th, 1S71, AWAUDKDTIIH KIKST PHKMIUM AT T1IU AHliHU-AX NSTITUTK a x d : 1 -MAHVLAND IXST1TUTK FAIRS, 1871. A moat woiulrrful anil elegantly oon Ktr net I'd Sewinu Jlnchino Tor family Work. Complete In all its VarU, Uxoa tlio Stmiirhi Kye I'olntpil Nredli', nelf treii'lniK, tlirect uiirif-ht Positive Motion, new tension aplf IVuil anil cloih Uniilur, Oiifrutt-a hv wheel ami on tahlo. I.inl:t rmininjr. Smooth und imiKclOKx. liko alluooii luli-prici'.l liiai'liineM. Una I'nttMit Check to uevuitt tlio wheul hoinir turned the wronj; way. I'hcm the thread direct from II10 spool. Makes the elnstlo lock stitch, liupst and si rollout stick blown ; tirm.duiHlik-, close und rapid. Will tlo all kinds of work, lino and coarse, irom cambric to henvy cloth or Leather, and uses all doHci iptiona of thread. This Machine iw heavily eon utructed totfivolt strength; all the parts' of each Machine hcinit inado alike ly ma chinery, and beautifully liuished aiid'ornu mented. It Is very easy to learn. I.'npid, smooth and ailent in operation. Hellablo at all timox, fnd a 1'racticul, Hcicntirii-, Mechanical Invention, at groatlv reduced prii-o. 1 A good cheap family sewing innchino a last. Tholirhtand only success in plot tlueinjr a valuable, aubstniitiul uud rulin ble low priced Sewing Machine. Its ex treme low price reaches all conditions. Its simplicity and Hticmjlh ad.-ipla it to all capacities, whilo its many merits made if a universal favorite wherevvr. used, and ci elites a rapid demand. IT IH AIX IT 1M RKOOMMBXttEn. ; I fan cheerfully and eoiilulently recom mend ita use to those who are wiiiitinn a really good hewing Machine, at a low Irio. Mrs. II. U.J AM KSON, l'eotone. Will County, III. Price of each' niaohino. : "Clasa A." "One," (warranted for five years bvspei'iul eertilicate,) with all the lixlmes, and evo rythiiiK complete beloiiKiiiK U it, includ iiijr self threading needlo, pocked In a strong wooden box, and delivered to any part of the country, by express freo o further charges, ou receipt of price, only Fivo Iollais. Safe delivery giiiirautoed. With each Machine we w ill'seud, on re ceipt of fl extra, the new patent 11UTXON HULK WOUKKIt. Ono of the most important unit useful in ventions of the age. iSo simple and cer tain, that a child can work tlie tincst bur ton hole with regularity and ease. Strong and beautiful. (Special tonus, and extra Inducements to Male and Female Aontn, store keepers,' tic, who will establish agencies through the country and keep our new machines on exhibition and sale. County llights given to smart atajtut free. Agent's ci 111 plete'outlit, furnUlio-l without any extra charge, bauiplca of sewing, ili'scripti vi circulars eoiitaiiiing terms, testimonials, engravings, Ac, Ac, tent free. Wo also, supplv AtiHICUI.TURAT, IMTI.KMF.NS. Iiiitest Patents and improvenieiits for the l-'arm and tiardcn. Mowers, Heapers, Cultivators, Feed Cutters, Harrows, Farm Mills, Planters, Harvesters, Threshers and all articles needed for Farm work. Kare Heeds in large variety. All Money sent in Post Olllco Mono v" Orders, Hunk Drafts, or by Kxpross, will be nt;oiir, risk, and aro perfectly secure. Safe delivery ol all our goods guaranteed. "n old and resHnsiblo linn that sell the best goods at tho lowest price, and can be relied upon by our readers," Fanner's Journal, Now York. Not Itnsponsihlo for Registered Letter. Address, JUIiilMK 11. Hl'IiNON A CO., Corner liroeiiwich A Coitltindt ts., New York. :i5 Gui' Tla Republican Oillce KKKPS eonsTaully 011 hand a largo as sortment of liluiik licuds, Mtirtga.ne-., Hiihpo-iiHs, Win rants, Siimihons, Ar. . bo solj " Ueari for cosh, it.
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