r.atwLainasw.ii
POPPIM4 THE QI KfiTION.
JOB WORK
PONE AT THE
"Girls," snid a worthy old lady to
her grand-daughters, "whenever a fel
low pops the question, dun't blush and
stare at your feet Just throw your
arm around his neck, look him full
in the face, and commence talking
about the furniture. Young fellows
are mighty nervous sometimes. I lost
several good chances before I caught
yonr grandfather, by putting on airs,
but I learned how to do it after a
while." A young girl determined to
net npon the suggestion contained
therein. She had tried many other
filans to cspture the wary, fuzzled
ipped youths, and had failed. As a
last, desperate resort, she would try
the furniture business. So, when the
young man whom she was angling for
dropped in to Bee her the other eve
ning, she received him with smiles,
and lured him aloner in tli9 conversa
tion up to what elie considered the Lit ihe loxceti eah pricet, neally, prompt
f fiU kaM I Via knit I
temDtimrlv before his eves, and he fy. n ttyU equal to that of any
j Cr" ,. i
'REPUBLICAN" OFFICE
Oil Crcek&Alloglicny River tty
(XX AND AFTTCR Monday June 8, 1871,
Train will run as follows
SOUTHWARD TRAINS,
STATIONS: lat Class. .
eyes,
opened his mouth and said: "Angel
ina; I have long entertained feelings
of the highest regard for you, I have
tho greatest respect for your judge
ment, and I would ask you a question
upon which much of my future happi
ness depends. Would vou have me "
He was interrupted. The girl threw
herself across the room into his lap,
and, as she held him in an iron em
brace and stared into his eyes, rapidly
vociferated: "Oh, yes double bed
steadwith all my heart mahogany
sofas bless von parlor and kitchen
sets mv love marble-torned cra
dle and, ah!" The astonished youth
partly recovering hit senses, strove to
pacify the excited girl, aud to find out
what was the matter with her. As he
soothed her, she held tighter to him
and between her sighs whispered of
love and furniture. Suspecting that
he had been misunderstood, the young
roan said : "Angelina, calm yourself.
lou did not bear me through. 1 was
about to ask you if you would have
me" "Oh, yes, chairs and " "Do
listen a minute would you have me
marry JUiss uertrude IS ,or Ulas-
gow, or Miss Emma , of Lexing
ton? You see I am undecided, and
I ." Like a cat rising from a hot
gridiron, that girl rose from off that
1 fellow, and she . poured hot epithets
npon him like scalding water rushing I
trom the mouth ot a tea kettle on a
dogs back. "You confounded, insan-
ish, idiotic, green simpleton," she said.
"What do you think 1 care who you
, marry, you foolr Xou lubberly, ob
tuse, unappreciative, mutton headed
Jack-tared " 6he stopped he was
gone.
A jeweler labeled some diamonds
id his window as being "sparkling as
a yoong widow's tears." A customer
looked in and said be thought under
these circumstances the water would
not be very enduring, ihe label is I
not there now,
Gloomy and dissipated yonth (who I
has discovered that life is not worth
having) "I hope I shan't be alive
after thirty." Unsympathetic elderly
party "Is there any particular neces
sity that you should live till thirty ?"
The tail has at last been found that
wags the dog. Some forty citizens of I
Melrose, Alaas., have signed a petition
to the legislature asking that Boston
may be annexed to that pleasant vil- j
A man was boasting that ho had
been married twenty years without
giving bis wife a cross word. Those
who, kBow her say he didn't dare to,
Hut he never mentioned it.
An English judge. Baron Alderson,
on being asked to give bis opinion as
to the proper length of a sermon, re
. plied. "Twenty minutes, with a lean
ing to toe side of mercy,
A philosopher says that "a true
man never frets about his place in the
woria, out just slides into it by the
gravitation oi his nature, and swings
mere easily as a star.
The following question is respectful
ly addressed to the clergy : Whether
a person who site in the gallery of the
church is responsible for the deeds
done in the body?
A Philadelphia gentleman adver
tises a soar that is destined to wipe
out the national debt. There is prob
ably some "lye about it.
An enterprising merchant in Paris
distributes umbrellas eratuiously, on
which are displayed advertisements of
the business of the giver.
An Irishman applying for relief, and
being told to work for aliviug replied :
"If I had all the work in the world I
couldn't do it."
fUt .1- . .1,
A acre is nouHug mat win cnange a
man so much as a great grief, unless
it is shaving off, suddenly, hi mus
tache.
A suspicious wife, ou being asked
where her husband was, replied that
she was much afraid he was Miss-ing.
Politeness is like au air cushion;
there may be nothing in it, but it eases
you wonderfully.
The coming tailor will incorporate
a square of sandpaper in smokers'
panU.
Sweetening one's coffee is generally
ine nrst stirring event ot Uie day.
other establishment in O14 District.
4 2 6
a. m. a. m. p. m.
Oorrv 15 11 00 6 fiO
HparianBbnrg fl 42 11 85 fl 84
Ulvnden 54 11 47 S7
Ontrevllle 7 04 11 M 6 4H
Trvonville 7 13 12 01 M
Hydetown 7 2-5 M 15 7 10
AR 7 80 12 23 7 25
Tltusvlllo
i 7 42 12 45 7 40
Miller Farm 8 02 1 03 7 fifl
Shutter 8 07 1 08 8 03
Pioneer 8 17 1 18 8 10
. AR 8 25 1 25 8 23
Pet Centre
PR 8 28 1 28 8 SO
Colombia 8 85 1 85 8 88
Tarr Farm 8 40 1 88 8 42
Kvnd Farm 8 411 1 44 (8 60
Houseville 8 53 1 4ft 8 56
MeClintock J8 M 153 9 00
' AR 9 10 8 05 S 13
Oil City
n 0 15 2 10
Oleopolis 9 45 2 8H
Eagle llock 0 ftfl 2 4fl
President 9 59 (2 50
Tionesta 10 23 S 12
Hickory 10 44 S 82
Trnnkevrllls 10 54 8 41
Tidioute 11 11 8 58
Irvlncton 12 01 4 40
10:
a. m
2il Clan.
14
a. m.
8. 00
n 10
9 80
n 54
10:20
11 00
11 20
in 11 35
55 12 15
20 12 20
40 12 43
7 55 1 05
8 10
8 20
8 SO
8 4(1
9 00
9 05
9 20
10 35
11 10
1 55
2 10
2 25
2 40
2 65
8 on
8 20
BUSINESS CARDS
SHOW CARDS,
VISITING CARDS,
11 82 4 50
11 88 4 M
12 30 6 87
1 20 6 15
1 45 6 43
2 24 7 10
4 05 8 40
ADDITIONAL SFCOSn-TLABS TRAISS-KorTH.
No. 18. TitUBVtllo 2,10 n. tii.t Ullllor 2,50;
Pioneer 8.20; Pet Centra 8.33; Columbia
4,16; Tarr Farm 4,23; Hynd Farm 4,37 1
Kouaevi 110 ,.! iiiiuw6,ai,
lo. 8 corry o.lft a. m.; 'ritunvilla ff..io:
Miller Farm 0,2.5; Pet Centre 0,48; Colnni
liia 10.13; Tarr Farm 10,18; Kynd Farm
10.27; Rouseville 10,35; Oil Citv!l 1.00.
no. 1. I'M venire l.aj p. m.; Columbia
1.50; Tarr Farm 2,05; Kynd Farm 2,10;
llnusevllle 2.30; oil city 8,00.
jo. i uii city o.bo a. m.; oicsrt 1
7,25, Tionesta 8,54 ; Trunkoy vllle 10.
Tidioute 11.11..
MOUTH WARD TRAINS,
STATION'S: 1st Class.
6 3 1
a. in. p. 111. p. in. a. m. . nv
12 45 6 05 9 00 7 '45
128 5 47 7 20 9 05
1 45 6 05 8 05 10 15
1 15II 8 20 10 44
2 14 0 34 8 45 11 40
2 35 0 65 80 12 21
2 38 ffl 69- 9 85 12 32
2 47 , 7 OS 10 05 1 0.1
8 15 7 35 10 55
SCHOOL CARDS
WEDDING CARDS,
PROGRAMMES,
INVITATIONS,
Irvlncton
Tidioute
Trnnkeyville
Hickory
Tionesta
President
Fagle Ruck
Oleopolis
An
Oil City
PR
McClintook
Kousovlllo
Rynd Farm
Tarr Farm
Columbia
AR
Tet Centre
DB
Pioneer
Shaffer
Miller Farm
AR
Tltusvlllo
PR
Hydotown
Tryonville
centrevllle
Ulynden
Spartansburg
Corry .
T II E S U N.
WEEKLY, SKMI-WEKKLY, A DAILY.
TIIR WKEKLY HUN I too widely
known to require, any extended recom
mendation; but the lessons wlileh havo
already given it fifty thousand subscribers
and which will, wo hope, give It ninny
thousands more, nro Drletiv as toiiowsi
It in a first-rate newspaper. All tho
newp of the day will bo found in it, eon
denafld when unimportant, at full iciurth
when of moment, and always preHenti'in
in a elear, Intelligent and interesting manner.
It Is a nrst-rnte family paper, full of en
tertaining and instructive reading of eve
ry kind, but ronUiinmit nothing that can
olTcnd the most delicate and scrupulous
taste.
It Is a first-rale story paper. The best
talcs and romances of current literature
are carehilly selected and legibly printed
in Its pages.
it ih a nrst-rato agricultural paper. The
most fresh and Instructive art ielott 011 agri
cultural topics regularly appear in till" de
partment.
It is an independent political paper, bo
longing to no party and wearing no collar.
It tights for the election of the best mnii to
ofllcc. It especially devotes It energies to
the exposuie of the great corruption tlrat
now woaKtm ana uisirrace our country, and
threaten to undermine republican Institu
tion altogether. It has ns fear of knaves,
and asks no favors from their supporters.
it reports uie wantons Kir me ladles ana
the markets for the men, especially tho
cattle-markets, to which It pays particular
attention.-
Finally. It Is thoeheapest paner publish
ed. One dollar a vear will secure It for
any aulmcriber. It la not necessary to get
up a club In order to bavo TIIH WEEK-
IjY Biia t tins rate. Anyone who sends
a single dollar will got the paper for a year.
1 TIIK WEEKLY SUN. Eight pages.
fifty-six columns. Only f 1.00 a year. No
discounts from this rate.
THE SEMI-WEEKLY SUN.-Sjimo
size as the Haily Sun. $2.00 a year. A dis
count of 20 per cent, to clubs of lOor over.
THE DAILY SUN. A largo four-page
newspaper of twentv-oltrht colums. liaily
circulation over lUO.Ood. All the news
for 2 cents. Subscription price 50 ocnts a
mouth, or 1.00 a year. To clubs of 10 or
over, a discount of 20 per cent.
Address "the Murs," New York City.
fl 00 3 20 7 40 11 30
6 13 li 32 f7 55 11 50
fl 11
r 0
26
U 20
6 34
6 38
fl 42
3 8.5 7 50 12 00
13 40 18 04 12 25
3 4i 8 10 12 88
FC14112 48
8 40
3 65
8 21 1 05
3 59
4 Oti
8 23
830
fl 5a 14 15 8 40
J7 15 4
8 41
9 05
1 25
1 45
2 CO
2 15
2 45
1 50
2 10
2 25
2 80
2 40
2 55
3 10
8 20
3 33
8 45
4 15
4 40
5 20
BALL TICKETS,
ADMISSION TICKETS,
MOXTIILY STATEMENTS,
ENVELOPES
7 35 4 45 9 10 3 05
744455 9 20 320
7 67 5 08 HI 84 3 50
8 05 5 17 9 43 4 10
( 14 5 27 9 5fl 4 30
8 24 6 88 10 02 4 60
8 65 8 10 10 32 6 50
ADDITIONAL SKCOJin-CLASSTR.VIXS-NOBTn
No. 15 Oil City 6.55 a. m.: Housovillo
7.20; Tarr Farm 7.46; Colombia 7.55; Pet
Centre 8.10; Pioneer 8.40; Miller 9.25;
TJtusvllle 9.55.
No. 7 Titusvillo 9.00 a. m.: Corry H.2..
No. II Oil City 11.20 a. m.; ltousevillo
11.46: Rv-nd Farm 11.53s TarrlFarm 12.03:
Columbia 12,10; Pet Centre 12.20; Miller
1.25; Titusville 2.00; Corsy 4.42 p. n
No. 21 Tidioute 12.4o p. 111.; Trunkev-
ville 1.45; Tioneta2.43; Oloopolis4.2."; t)lj
city o.-.-o.
() Trains do not stop, (ill Stop on signal.
111 Mtop ror meals.
Trains 5. 0. 21 and 22mn daily; all ether
trams oany except sunuavs.
N. B. Train No. 19 is an Express from
Titusville to Corry.
MLVER PALACE Kl.KF.PI7f O CAR TRAINS.
No. 4 Direct from Philadelphia without
cnange.
Jo. 1
change.
Io,o
change.
AO, O
change.
C. J. HEPBURN JNO. PITCAIRN.
Superinteudont. . - Gan'l Manager.
Direct to Philadelphia without
Diroct from Pittsburgh without
Direct , to Pittsburgh w ithout
BILL HEADS,
LETTER HEADS,
I IB. j. BALDWIU,
DIALER IX
CJlTXS, ItKTOLTERS,
AMD ALL KINDS OP
SPORTING AND FISHING TACKLE,
NOTE HEADS,
CIRCULARS,
lOCKKT CUTLERY,
BLANKS,
scissors, :., tc.
TOBACCO AND CIGARS.
RIFLES MADE TO ORDER
AND WARRANTED.
POSTERS
Repairing Locks and Fitting Keys
DODGERS,
A SPECIALTY.
REPAIRING
HANDBILLS,
LABELS,
IN
44-tf
Bit
I'HEKl NKATI.V AMI
PROMPTLY DON 15.
T1DI TKyPA.
Tbe memory ehoulj bs
houbo uot a lumber room.
a store-
SHIPPING TAGS, tc
BUILDING FELT
(No Tar used for ouUidn work and in-
side, instead of plaster. Felt Carpeting,
I ite., Send tvo 3-eent Ktampx foi cireular
and ainpioo. C. J. FA V. Cdindeii, N.J.
1. 11
PITIIOLE VALLEY R'Y.
ON AND AFTER Monday, Jnnq 5, 1871,
Trains will ruu as follows ;
TRAINS NORTHWARD.
statioxs. No. 2. No. 4.
Oloopolis, 10.25 am S."0 p m
licnnoit, . 10.91 " a.M "
Woods 10.) " 8.18 '
l'rathers Mill 10.24 " 3.10 "
l'itliolo City 11.00 ' 2.W "
TRAINS SOUTHWARD.
btationb. " No. 1. No. S.
I'itholg City, 8.40 am 1.20 pm
Pralhera Mill 8.4S " 1.4(4 '
Woods H.5H " l.fxl "
Dennett 0.02 " 2.02 "
Oieopelis 11.14 '' 2.11 "
All Trains make clowo eonniu'tioiiH
at Oloopolis with trains on the Oil Creek A
Allegheny River Hallway, North und
South.
Two Iilnoa of Stages run duily between
Pitliole City, Miller Farm and Pleasant
ville, mukiiigeoiinoction with arriving and
dejiarting Trains. J. T. 11LAIU,
II. WICK 11 AM, Hup't.
Tieket Auont, Pithole City, I'a.
IOP. WORK neatly ex euiiWJ at thixolbce
at reasouaolc rates.
y . .
v. '
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PITTSBURGH, PA.
ORDERS BY MAIL PROMPTLY ATTENDED Ta
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s? r a
m rr Oft &
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03 S 8 EH - e
. 1 1 h
h SO
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mv r "1 at IX
OH 3 P I a
Q a 0 P
.. H $ 0 tl
r i is
m s 3. 0
M i ra HI
a a 1 ' b1.
fj ,. Pt btJB o
rf Z. "5.2 v.
2 gal
'.S3
-
'No. Z17 WlWTll AVKNUK, ; .,
The Oldeit, Largest ami Beit Apiointcl Collt'ijo in tlio. UuiteJ Stilts, for eU.;i
a Alercantil Kdusution. Nj v.icutiua, . KUnl i t Cf ti cnttr at any lini". .
For Circulars wilts to ' , V nilF &'.SON
Dr. i. Walker's California Vin
egar Hitters nro a purely Vcfjctablo '
prepitration, mndo cliiclly from tbo rj.t-'
tivo herbs found on tlio lower mnpRS of
the Sierra Nevada mountains of Califor
nia, tho medicinal properties of which
aro extracted thorcfrom without tlio uso
of Alcoliol. Tho question is almost
daily asked, " What is tho causo of tbo
unparalleled success of Vinegar I5it
TEitst" Our answer is, that thoy remove
tho causo of disease, and tlio patient re
covers his health.1 They aro tbs great
blood purifier and a lifo-givliiR principlo,
a perfect Renovator and Invigorator
of tho system. Never before in tho
history of the world has a medicine been
compounded possessing the remarkable,
qualities of Vi.vkoab Uittrbs in healhig the
sick of evory disease man is heir to. They
are a gciitlo Purpuivo as well as a Tonio,
relieving Conpcstion or Inflaimiiatioa of
tho Liver and Visceral Organs in Bilious
Diseases
The properties of Drt. Walker's
Yikkoab, Uittrrs are Aperient, Disphoretio,
Carminative, Nutritious, Laxative, Diuretio,
Sedative, Counter-irritant Eudoriiia, Altar-,
tive, and Anti-Bilious.
I. II. SleUOltALn ti CO..
Ini(r(nit and Gen. Ats., Ran Friioio. Cftlifnmia,
ajid uor. nf Wnaliinfrtoii nl Charlton Sis.. N. V.
SvulU by ail Oruggtst aud l4 ler4.
Stoves ! Moves ! ! Stoves ! ! !
AT PANIC PRICES!
We will soil the
Spear Celebrated Anti-Clinker
HOT BASE 'AND
REVOLVING LIGHT STOVES
AT 15 YEti CENT. DISCOUNT.
Until after the First of January, for
CASH.
(Icntlemen, this is the lPt Christmas
l'n-Hont you can make your wil'o.
It will continue to plcu.to
until the haliny dny
j of Kpriujj
We have on hninl one
Hoturn iriuo Tiatlinnt,
ONE AMERICAN BASE BURNER,
ONE STEWART EASE BURNER,
which wo will sell at half pili'o.
j 11. . TLMtlllt, A .,
ISStC OIL 11TV, l'A-
A I'AIiHLY ARTICLE.
Agents makef I'J.fiO pr day, 73 per ivoek."
AN ENTIRELY: NEW
SEWING MACHINE.
. For Domestio Use. -
ON J FIVE DOLLARS,
With tli! Now 1'antfnt
BUTTON ' HOLE WORKER,
rntontoilJunol7th, 1S71,
AWAUDKDTIIH KIKST PHKMIUM AT
T1IU AHliHU-AX NSTITUTK
a x d : 1 -MAHVLAND
IXST1TUTK FAIRS, 1871.
A moat woiulrrful anil elegantly oon
Ktr net I'd Sewinu Jlnchino Tor family Work.
Complete In all its VarU, Uxoa tlio Stmiirhi
Kye I'olntpil Nredli', nelf treii'lniK, tlirect
uiirif-ht Positive Motion, new tension aplf
IVuil anil cloih Uniilur, Oiifrutt-a hv wheel
ami on tahlo. I.inl:t rmininjr. Smooth
und imiKclOKx. liko alluooii luli-prici'.l
liiai'liineM. Una I'nttMit Check to uevuitt
tlio wheul hoinir turned the wronj; way.
I'hcm the thread direct from II10 spool.
Makes the elnstlo lock stitch, liupst and
si rollout stick blown ; tirm.duiHlik-, close
und rapid. Will tlo all kinds of work,
lino and coarse, irom cambric to henvy
cloth or Leather, and uses all doHci iptiona
of thread. This Machine iw heavily eon
utructed totfivolt strength; all the parts'
of each Machine hcinit inado alike ly ma
chinery, and beautifully liuished aiid'ornu
mented. It Is very easy to learn. I.'npid,
smooth and ailent in operation. Hellablo
at all timox, fnd a 1'racticul, Hcicntirii-,
Mechanical Invention, at groatlv reduced
prii-o.
1 A good cheap family sewing innchino a
last. Tholirhtand only success in plot
tlueinjr a valuable, aubstniitiul uud rulin
ble low priced Sewing Machine. Its ex
treme low price reaches all conditions. Its
simplicity and Hticmjlh ad.-ipla it to all
capacities, whilo its many merits made if a
universal favorite wherevvr. used, and
ci elites a rapid demand.
IT IH AIX IT 1M RKOOMMBXttEn. ;
I fan cheerfully and eoiilulently recom
mend ita use to those who are wiiiitinn a
really good hewing Machine, at a low
Irio. Mrs. II. U.J AM KSON,
l'eotone. Will County, III.
Price of each' niaohino. : "Clasa A."
"One," (warranted for five years bvspei'iul
eertilicate,) with all the lixlmes, and evo
rythiiiK complete beloiiKiiiK U it, includ
iiijr self threading needlo, pocked In a
strong wooden box, and delivered to any
part of the country, by express freo o
further charges, ou receipt of price, only
Fivo Iollais. Safe delivery giiiirautoed.
With each Machine we w ill'seud, on re
ceipt of fl extra, the new patent
11UTXON HULK WOUKKIt.
Ono of the most important unit useful in
ventions of the age. iSo simple and cer
tain, that a child can work tlie tincst bur
ton hole with regularity and ease. Strong
and beautiful.
(Special tonus, and extra Inducements to
Male and Female Aontn, store keepers,'
tic, who will establish agencies through
the country and keep our new machines
on exhibition and sale. County llights
given to smart atajtut free. Agent's ci 111
plete'outlit, furnUlio-l without any extra
charge, bauiplca of sewing, ili'scripti vi
circulars eoiitaiiiing terms, testimonials,
engravings, Ac, Ac, tent free. Wo also,
supplv
AtiHICUI.TURAT, IMTI.KMF.NS.
Iiiitest Patents and improvenieiits for
the l-'arm and tiardcn. Mowers, Heapers,
Cultivators, Feed Cutters, Harrows, Farm
Mills, Planters, Harvesters, Threshers
and all articles needed for Farm work.
Kare Heeds in large variety. All Money
sent in Post Olllco Mono v" Orders, Hunk
Drafts, or by Kxpross, will be nt;oiir, risk,
and aro perfectly secure. Safe delivery ol
all our goods guaranteed.
"n old and resHnsiblo linn that sell
the best goods at tho lowest price, and can
be relied upon by our readers," Fanner's
Journal, Now York.
Not Itnsponsihlo for Registered Letter.
Address, JUIiilMK 11. Hl'IiNON A CO.,
Corner liroeiiwich A Coitltindt ts., New
York. :i5 Gui'
Tla Republican Oillce
KKKPS eonsTaully 011 hand a largo as sortment
of liluiik licuds, Mtirtga.ne-.,
Hiihpo-iiHs, Win rants, Siimihons, Ar. .
bo solj " Ueari for cosh, it.