DOWN THE STREAM. A maiden ' oikto b--" And beard lihil--dtf.)'inror. The mommc lirht If ul.lnir clear. A thrub a IiskIIt warUimr new. A tl rftiw trlititnK 1nn the stream, With ripi-lc in and splash aixl a-leata. She ne'er but seen toe yomh before. He ' hd touched sio that hore ; But al.eo aheaaa him np the stream. Fresh from th mountain1 nurlr fleam. The oM. M aontjcr-aorkiiur J"''! Anmod them ith like suurir fi-lL And rrp Li boat bad driflrd by A chanite nut over wood and skjr : The o'd, familiar iciwii and shore T,.,k on hue unknot" n befie. He liirhtlT drea hi txial to bind. He liRhtlv rt-achtsl to her uis hand. And, liavina ail thai they had known. The twe a-t-nl dtian ttie stream alone. Tlie IsMUoau's arm a a I and strong Tlie Uinuii'f ' tou(.-h and ton. Th maiden 't faT aaf sweet and fair; 8hr frit fx. faintest f.r or care. glte smiled u;in h batman true, And mid. ! trust mv life t j-ou." Tbe tlirtii anron the hank alone : The stuu-n doa n the nream had gone. A LOVE TIFF. Tlicv had love-quam-l. Ktlutn Nash and Tilly Fogg had Is-en the must earn--st of lovers, )Ki-illy Tilly. Kthan did nut ln-tray half the warmth aliout it that idie did, Is-cause it was never in him ; but if ever nuin anted more devotion, and affection, and all that port of thing than Tilly Fogg generously lavished on Kthan Nash, he must liave Iktii an ud naturul and exscting fellow. For aoiue days they had ls-n very cart ful nut to snk to one another. No two people t-tt-rtrii-1 so hard to le entire ly difH rent each to the other. At 1m-1 it gut to he ho bail that Kthan bad utayed away from Tilly for two or three week. How lie iiiau;tg-d to do it wan a mystery, and always will lie; it can be explained only on principles of con traries, and milks, and oddities. It wan getting to 1? rather mi ileaKtnt, Considered in all iints of view. There was Knr Tilly almost dying from the treatment, though she never would have entered a complaint of any sort in the -ar of any living soul ; her eyex wen- ls giuniiig to le a little of it usual bright iies J could we it plainly enough and the red roses on her cheeks were fading rather fast. There luips-nt-d to be another young minx in the illume, who had been teach ing flu- district scli.sil during Ihe cum mer, and had finally concluded that it would Ik- the plcaSantcst thing slit- eould do W stay through the w inter, too, and visit around. Just at this iiirti-ular time nlie was staying at Sjuin- Judkin's house. Ht-r Uifiut-was Lucy Ifciane. Luey Ioaiie was just the smartest girl, in her own estimation. I think I ever km w. Having lieen selected to instni-t the youngi-r Mrtioii of the children the j ast suiuuii-r in nettllenork and u-b, a-li, and la-ing tiMin-tent lo keej' the small est oik-s from rolling oil' the U-nches, while aslo p iion the flKr, she some how reasoned herself into the ooiuila wnt idea that there w . no lady in the place w ho eould ls-.it her in conversation correct grammar, or, indeed, any of the accomplishments that were going. She wore glasses with silver bows, mitts on her bands, and always kept her work-bag on her left arm. A perfect Jiic ture of a "tn-hisil-marm " in all the jier Bou's iarts andquaIiti-H. At this jiartk-ular time there was a ccj fall of snow on the groiitnl, and the alcigliing was glorious. Bells ls-lles made the old eouiitry roa-ls merry, far and near. There were tiartiti! without mini Is-r to the neighlioring tow ns, mak ing U merry dmatw in every old tavern ball, w here the screech of the fiddle had ever resounded. Well, to make the story an short a poHxilile, Kthan ntvived a verj- neatly writlcn note one aftennsm from Lucy iKiaue, writt-n in her cluiracteristic style of jirecinion and firmness, all eorn-th-J.hr.w.l and ss-lied, saying that she would Is' very hapjiy to avet his ilite iiivitalion to go to the lit xt bill over at I'pli.-ld, and would hold herself in readi- tiess aii-vrdiiigly. "What's all this!" exclaimed Kthan when he hail fairly read the note through. He was pu..led and confounded. "I never invit.-d Lucy Hiane to go to the I'plicld ball in my life! Why, what Iimw she mean ? I'm sure I don't know how to proceed in such a case ! " 1 Which was all -rfiil!y true. Kthan Xah was in a regular qii.iui.irv. So he came right over to consult with me altoiit it. Why be selected me out of ail the rest of his numerous acquaintance in the village, I uever knew, and proba bly never shall, but he came and laid the matter plainly before me, and says lie : " Sow . John, I want your advitv." You shall have il, with all my heart," ways I. " I'm in a regular fix," said he. "You ee, the way of it is this: Here I've got a letter from Lucy Hoane," producing it from his k--t, and holding it out at arm's-length, "and she says in that letter that she ife very happy to mii-jit my kind invitation to go to the sicighiug iarty up to I'pliciil. w lic-n tlie fai-t is I never asked lit-r to go w il h me in mv iifc. I could uot help smiling. " Bather awkward," I suggested. " Isn't it ? Now I w ish you would tell me w hat I'd better do aliout it." " IK.?" " W-s, w hat would you do? You sec, I must do something." " Oh, certainly ; that letter must le answered somehow. "Tlica w hat Would you say to it. How would you try to g--t out of it, John." "I'd up and thank her for accepting." said I, "and I hen I'd secure a nice sleigh against the time came around and cam ber." "You would! The Old Harry must lie in you ! " "(in the contrary, I assure you it's jui the best tiling you can sissihly do. Jiut take iny advitv for oiuv and sec w lud a ill come of it." He bung down his hcatL put the note ia bis ucket, ami suJered himself to think of it There was no chance of escape. He saw for himself, thanks to his native common -scum-, that the best way U silence that Utile ry was to walk straight up to it. Which be did, and sent back his lues aage of thanks to Lucy for deigning to comuly with his request. The aJVrnoon of the tU-igh-rite was cobl and bilU-r a you would care to read about. Kvcn at Boon the sun liad not act a aiugle icicle to running at the eaves, and the anow in the road-track was as moot a and pohrJied as marble. "I've got my sleigh," said Kthan to me ia a rather confidential manner. "It's liea Ball cutler. He didn't want to us it LiiuselC Joke's going with a two-i horse establishment. But mind you I bad to pay for it ! " When Uh twilight advauced what little there was of ii at that time of ibe yearI saw Ktlian Nasli drive up pell- niell with Tom Nickinson's fiery little mare, the cutter digging her heels like a li-tlge after a reindeer. Kthan had a much as be could tlo to manage her. Subw-quemly to (bat slight glimpse of Kthan, bnziing by my indow as he did I caught no other until I stood in the lit tle liall-room, having ushered in (a I thought) a very handsome young lady in a fancy dres with "filings" to corres pond, and taking a moilest, if not decid edly timid survey of the floor. There was Kthan in full feather. He was dressed " w ith all bis might," and couldn't have apared a single item of bia inventory w ithout damaging his effective ness decidedly. In fact be meant to be killing. N"r w here he 8ti sat Lm-y Ioane, airupcring arid whimpering behind her half-spread lan, her round face an red as a westing w inter-apple, lier eyes upturn ed to him in an exceedingly languishing style, and lots of young girls surveying them with fit-lings naxed that 1 snail le excused from describing them. Ily the bye in same Tilly Kogg w ith Kdward Marks. How Kthan did stare straight at her, and how she did stare straight back at bim ; I sat w here I eould see it all ; and there were others that saw it aa welt. For a few minute the friends and ac quaintances of each jwrty were instantly enguged in regarding their condwt, Kthan instantly threw bis eyes up at the opjiosite w all, just as if there w ere no such r-erson as Tilly Fogg in the ro-m. On her part, to exhibit a projer degree of nentmetit, she pursed her pretty mouth, gave her head a contemptuous U, and a1cd as indeix-ndently a if she was to lead off in the danc herself that night, and knew it. Well, and w hat was a little strange, Urn she did lead off, standing with her jmrt ner, whowaa young student at law in the ollii-e of 'Sjuire lockct, at the head of the figure. How elegant she lisiked in her t;. si. -fill dress, and with her beautiful color ! What an air of queenly pride she por trayed a she smoothed down the glossy hair on her temple anil looked over the rustic crowd as if she knew well enough that she was the la-He of the evening. Kthan st4od a good way down the floor and it was not livable what an everlasting chat his fair jrtiH-r-Kucy Hoane-k. pt up f.f him lN-hind her well-spread tin. ! t nlv oi.iv or twi.v Klhan's eves wander- ! ed up tii w hen-the little figure of Tilly tiogg was standing, but Kiuy Hoane watched every movement and brought him b.-ck to his senses again. As for Tilly, she was perfectly wreleh ed, though she did laugh and chatter tto much with her jiartncr, the young law student. Then' was excess in her actions, and that was enough to N't ray her. Anvoi.e with even half an eve could see that at on.v. But no doubt it assist.-d j to heighten her la-auty ; for but for this ! unhappy pressure on her pride and her self-will, there would have been no such suffusion atsmt her cheeks, nor no such ini)M-i'ious expression about her beau tiful eyes. "1 don't see but what we are really making out a niiv time if it," said Kthan to Lucy. "This is fine very line!" said Kd ward Marks to Tilly at about the same moment. It wa something of a coincidence, and deserving of a chronicler, as here it finds one. When we went dow n tosupiierthecoii fusion was exevssive. They all rushed into the supper-room in a state laddering on despair, acting a if there was but one chance in a thousand of their ever getting another mouthful to eat in the world. The tables groaned, and ho did those w ho sat dow n to them before they got up. There w as a smart business done for some time in the way of eating, and hungry folks might have looked with a hearty relish and envied them. The arty broke up tow ard early morn ing, dancers, fiddlers, and all. By the lull light of the stars that wink.-d aad : twinkled so steadily far off in the sky, they sallied forth from la-fore the dir in their sleighs for home again. Klliaiiiitid Lucv Hoane felt coiisidcra- ''' weepy on their way hack, ami, as a coust-qui-uiv, very little was said by either i during their brisk ride. As for Tilly and the young student, she was entirely un- ; happy, and he was shall I confess it ? i a very littie mashed!" It was easy em ugh to see now that Kthan Nash and Tilly loved one another, and this show of imlifff n-niv on their . , . j m their art was the greatest pietv of nit re acting I heartless and hollow that could Ik- ; imagined. ' Tiie rest of us w ho knew all this and ! more, too, from the beginning, tletennin- j ed to put an end to it. They had lsvn j living on "stuff" a great while lunger than they ought to have done. Si the next day there was a eoiuvrted arrangement uiade among ourselves to bring them all together. First caiiie in Kthan. He was going Mund to dissiate the day through, and j we knew at alxmt what time he would j lie there. Then followed Lucy Hoane. j She was all smile and svllal.l.-s. for she felt confident as she ever wanted to Is" that she had at List won the heart of Kthan Nash. In her present v. however, he was rather quiet than otherwise. The moment slit came in, he stopped talking! She saw i , and half stoped, too. By-and-by, w ho should run up to the tloor, all mutllcd up to her pretty eyes, but Tilly Fogg! She had been sent for, for that was at the bottom of the arrange ment. It could uever have succeeded without her. She came clear into the room before she knew who wa there, and the nio- ment th startling intelligence revealed I"!''' often liecome bewildered, ami do itself through her eyes, she made a move- : "t kn" their error until it is too late, ment as if to have retreated with precipi- ; iM uwa.v from their influence, settle tat i. in, bad not Susan sttssl close at her j 'oUr l"'1' 0,i,k" ul' yourmiml alone. A liack, and crowded her along so as to l"i"ie '" unde in a moment of shut the door. There they were, then, ! ".vmpathy, or even half delirious ecstacy, all together ; not one of the three uuhiqi- l'' 'i "' retleemetl through years py jmrties had previously thought of such ( of sorrow, toil and pain. Ho not trust s thing. Jour happiness in the keeping of one, " Now," said 1 toall hands, " what's the ',,w h,u" no head, no health, trouble T" ; I'eware of insane blood. Io not rush "Yes," said Susie Wilde, who wa a ! thoughtlessly, hastily into wedded life, real go.nl little girl, what i the nutter? , c,"1,rary to the counsel of your best sure enough T" j friends, Love can wait ; that which can " Why?" said Tilly, reining herself in ' n,,t m'ait ' something of a verj- tlifferent proudly, and looking everywhere but at j l'i,ar'u"r- K,lmI1- Patrick's Certiricate of Honesty " ho said anything was the matu-r?" blurted out Kthan, who couldn't have I J'atru k applieil for a situation as por- held bis tongue to save his life. ' t-'r fr . holcsale store. "See here," said I. - You, Tillv, are " rin afai', """'"' n,,t t4ri,',1.v very unhappy. You needn't U-ll me you u . d,x, w ,h are not for I know well enough you are; oroi Ult h r I could site it last mgbt. j ..... ,. ... . She tried to be indignant, but made only a poor feint of it "Now, Lucy," I continued, "what made you go so readily to the dance with Kthan, if he never invited you?" Lucy was instantly a mad as a March hare. " He did invite me, I'd have vou to know !" she exclaimed, fixing her specta cles anew upon her nose. " He didn't !" broke in one of the eirls j w bo was in the secret, " We did it ; we girt un that invitation uun.lvmm ! " "And I sJje hesitated in her confusion. " Then you didn't chimed in the relieved Tilly, for tbe first time sjieaking to Kthan. " Xo, never T be answered with ready eniphasia. " Then I forgive you ! said Tilly, much lightened in her mind. And he Cordial ly extendeI her hand. Kthan not only took it, but be knew his duty well enough to throw bia anus about her, and kis her besides. Iam:j laue flounced out of her chair, and narted for tlie door. " I don't care," said she ; " I've been engaged this ever so longtothe minixter'g sou over in FifiehL and now I'll niarrj him r "l would!" amiably answered Ethan, not letting Tilly quite go out of bia arms. And the party was madesmaller by the sudden withdrawal of the brisk little "school-marm." Tlie rest of us sat dow n to a supper a real hearty country sui-jiei' and a grand good time we made of it, tw. There was no more trouble for Tilly and KUian ; their difference were all healed. Etiquette. There seeius to he a growing tendency on the irt of the average American to ward what I may be pardoned for calling the anonymous or incog, introduction. This introduction generally starts off in a fortissimo strain that, if kept up throughout the recital, would herald the names of loth parties to the uttermost part of the earth. Then the piano and diminuendo strain comes in. That is the reason we are acquainted with so many jeop!ewhise names we do not know. A man steps up to you in a crowd somewhere in one of those quiet little tow n niei-tings where it is a mark of ! great conve'sutional genius to ta'k steadi ly ouuard without using the mind, and sins: I'ardoii me, I want to make you two n-ople acquainted. You ought to know each other. You are both friends of mine. Mr. , Mr. . There-, now you are acquainted ! " Why a man should write a long letter j and a rite it plainly, signing it at the end j with a name that would have Imthered j Daniel to d-cipher, is more than I -can j understand. It is the same style of -cu!iarily as the anonymous introdu- j tiou exactly. I may be a little careless ais.ut my penmanship while writing in a great hum-, living to ke-p up with my surging thoughts, but I must always sign my name so that it can lie deciphered. I have written letters where the signature was the only thing that was alisoltitely Is-vond the jioi-sihility of doubt. But if a man signs his name so that you can w rite to him and ask bim w hat the bal ance of his letter wasalsMit, it is lietter than a long Jieautiful letter from au un known and unknowable person. In the laner case, you are i.-n to kick uieeiup.v ir. S"ne day when I get more time, I "'B to prelre a long treaties rim , . . i ft . i- . i ... etiquette, and deliver it to the American people, illustrated by one of these stere opt icons. Kt iquette has been a life-long study for me. It is a thing that has en grossed my attention from my earliest boy-hood, and it shows itself at once in my polished manners and easy running carriage. At table specially our American peo ple need a great deal of training. Where ever I go, I am struck w ith our aad need of careful training. As a country we need careful instructions in our manners, more especially at hotels. (.Inly the other day, at the table d'hote I heard a man ask for half a dozen buckwheat cakes, and w hen they came to bim be moistened the tips of h is fingers in . a finger ImiwI, and ran over the cakes us he would currency, for he was the assistant cashier in a national bank. Another man at the same table was asked to iathe pepper Imix and be took it w ith his thumb on the bottom and his two first lingers on the top, just a he had lin n in the habit of moving a stack of chips from the ace to the duce, no doubt, lor years. S we as jieople crowd our vocation to ' the front, and are not able to hanish our iraiu-s ami pn.ics,Monsexe.. a. .ao.e. e ... i ....1.1., l- slioiiiit try to overcome tins, ami tticrc are iiianv other features of our national etiquette which we need to change. Only last week I saw a fine looking yoiiiigjuali sit at the hotel table colule ing his moustache with his fork, and while in a lirown study the fork slipstl 1--1 out of the moustache ami plunged with a sickening jab into his eye. We : canni.t lie tsi careful in our intercourse ith men to avoid all appearance of evil. Kittpiette always marks the true gen- iit-niail aim iimat- lion Mil iiuini viiii- . ... . .... tisity, especially at a Hotel, w lien you stv a gentleman with whom you are not j acquainted you should look iism bim j Willi genteel hororand shudder two times in r.ij'id siuvssion. This will convince I a stranger that your parents have taken ; special pains not to allow you to uswi ! ciate with vulgar icople. ! I startetl out to say a few words alxiut ' the folly of indistinct introductions and i wappy -jawed signatures, but I have wan- dered away, as 1 am apt to do. JIM Ay. Safe Advice to Young Women. I" marving.niake your own niaU h ; do ''"' "".v to get rid of him, or ; tti oblige him, or to love bim. The man j who would go to dest ruction without you ; will quite as likely go with vou, and , drag you along; Io not marry ill haste, h-sl you repent at leisure. Ho not marry ' for a home and a living, w hen by Liking c.ire of your health you can la- .strong I enough to earn your ow n liviug. Io not ! let aunts, fathers or mothers sell you for i money or a jiositioii into bondage, tears i and life-long misery, which you alone i must endure. Ho not place yourself ' habitually in tbecompany of any suitor, ; unless you have decided he question of ! marriage; human wills are weak, and j that you were a liule unreliable w hen at I your last platv. I must have a ja-rfectly I boneat man here, " Faith an' Oi can show ye ertifiite of honesty that'll make ye change your mould UHiighty quick." He then drew out a piece of pajicr con taining words of the greatest praise of billiself. " Who wrote this. Patrick?" "Who wrote it? ti did, at." "Ob, oh! Is a certificate of your own writing a proof of your honesty ?" " It is, sor; Utnuse, sor, Oi kntiw more about nitwilf than anv other moll tlo: un'. j begorry, if Oi wasn't honest Oi wouldn't be after tellin' ye Oi writ it meself." ' WelL I'll try you, Patrick.' On a Bear Hunt. Several tlays ago Hendru-k, the hunter was canqied on Bear river, in Colorado. With him w as a young tenderf! just from the East. Trapping was pretty good and the two men let the meat supply of the camp run down until there was noth ing left but (in trappers' phrase Coined for city society) " sow abdomen." So one evening tbe hunter and the tender foot started out after fresh meat. They soon found it, for scarcely a mile from camp they ran on to a whole family of grizzlies, half a dozen in alL As the bear family showed a decided inclination for a dower acquaintance,' the introduc tion at once took place, the rifle of the bunU'rs serving as masters of ceremonies. Though the men fired a fast as they could autl bear after bear was knocked down, the bruttw rose to their feet again and the bruin family still came on. The rifle kept up their incessant crack, how ever, and at a distance of twenty yanls the old she-bear, the leatler of the family fell to ri.se no more, Foriy .shot bad now lieen fired, and with only three cartridges left between them tbe hunters were glad indeed to see the remainder of the savage family party turn tail ami dis appear among the surrounding rocks and .bushes. On examination eight bullet holes were found in the old she-bear, five of the eight having lodged in vital parts. The next morning the hunter took the bloody trails leading in variousdirectious ami in an hour's time all the remaining bears were found dead, making six liears baggol in a bunch. I During the tight the wounded brutes j indulged frequently in their singular cus tom, called in hunter and trapper par la m v "shaking up." Whenever a Is-ar was struck by a bullet it would at once seize one of its comaiiitiis and a rough anil tumble fight would ensue. The aid she bear on several different occasion grabbed her cul is and tossed them high in the air, catching them as they fell, and unmercifully "chawing" them. It waato this lingular custom that the hunters probably owed their lives, as it delayed the progress of the ferocious family until the deadly rilles were able to check it entirely. f W,., wiVr. ! Profanity. i Ijiw s provitling for the arrest and pun- j ishmeut of those using profane language I are very strict in Pennsylvania and this unseemly and sinful habit ha grow n to sta ll an. exatnt, csiecially among young men, that it is well to call the attention of the public to the mutter, in the hope, that an effort may l made to suppress the use of profane language, ami bring almut a very necessary reform. The fol lowing is the law on the subject : " If any jiersou shall w ilfully, preuiedi tatedly and dispitefully blaspheme, or sjieak loosely and profanely of Almighty God, Christ Jesus, the Holy Spirit, or the Scriptures of Truth, such j?rsoii on con viction thereof shall be sentenced to pay a fine not exceeding one hundred dollars, and undergo an imprisonment not ex ceeding three months, or either, at the discretion of tbecourt." "If any jierson of the age of sixteen years or upwards shall profanely curse or swear by the name of Uod, Christ Jesus, or the Holy Ghost, every person bo of fending being thereof convicted shall forfeit and iay the sum of sixty-seven tvnts for every such profane curst; or oath ; and in case he or she shall refuse or neglect to pay the said forfeiture, or goodsand chattels cannot be. found where of to levy the same by distress, he or she shall he committed to tbe bouse of cor rection of the proper county, not exceed ing twenty-four hours, for every such of fence of which such jierson shall be con victed ; and whonttver of the uge of six teen years or upwards, shall curse or swear in any other name or thing as aforesaid, ant shall lie convicted thereof, shall for feit and pay the sum of forty cent for every such curse or oath ; and in case such olli nder shall- neglect or refuse to satisfy such forfeiture, or no goods or chattels can I' found whereof to levy the same by distress, be or she shall lie com mitted to the house of correct ion of the proMr county not exceeding twelve hour for every such offence." ' The First Keen Twinge. As the -teason advances, the mills anil aches by which rheumatism makes itself known are experienced after every ex iosurc. It is not claimed that hood's Sarsairilla is a siecifif for rheumatism we doubt if there is, or can lie, such a remedy. Hut the thousaitds lienelitctl by Hood's Sarsamrilla, warrant us in urg ing others who suffer from rheumatism to take it la-fore the first keen twinge. A Terrible (?) Prophesy. On Monday of last week Mark Twain sent the following to a New York iiajier : Sir : As a result of the most careful ob servation of the asiect of the fixed stars during the past two months, a affected by the lemarkable changes now going on in the great nebula inti Iassioicia- lam able tti state w ith absolute certainty that by far the most aw ful disaster that has ever lie fallc n the globe since il creation will occur on the 3d of Octolier at '.A2 in tbe evening. The agent will lie a mete oric stone a meteoric world, indeed, since its mass will lie one-eighth as great a that of our ow n sphere. It will first come in sight almut half way between the constellation of the (in-at lV-.ir and the north star, and will make the circle of the southern skits, and then sweep north ward w ith immeasurable rapidity, turning the night of this whole continent into a red glare of the most blindiug intensity. A it approaches t'auada it will make a majestic downward swoop in the direc tion of Ottowa, affording a spectacle re sembling a million inverted rainlsiws woven together, autl will take the proph et Wiggins right in the teat of bis inspira tion and lift him straight up into the back yard of the planet Mars, anil leave him ivriiuiiieiitly there in an inconiviva bly mashed aud unpleasant condition. This can lie dc.ieniled on. Hartford, Mont la v. Mark Twain. TfMOC MARK. ( 0UGI3 OI.E FVe ft am OpimU; JimJticm mm iVlaoia. ifini; OKcis. PROMPT. Gm&U) FcrPcIn! rtivu nrr? ccx-ra. DRi'tamm awo puuHa mi caaaua a. lacui Wi.aatili Absolutely Pure. Th' Powder never variw. A marvel of purity. Si relish anil w holosoinrlifm. More ctiinnmiral than ,h- imlinarv kiniln. aiirt raiituw lie Mitil Ml omiiK-tiiiiin with the nnilimi1e of low lent, short welKhl. alum tir pnnstilinu- ,inent. ,s.i mil m num. KoyaL Biki.M, rOwnEK.t'o.. lw Wall HI., X. Y. MmelloBS Sewing Mactice Invention I Wonderful Bless'ny to V. I ad'ies ! Tie Continaons ary Motion! MAKt- V.OKK Twice aa rapid as on oilier machines. Taicc as easy as on other machines. Genuine Improved Rent Wood Work Beautiful and Practical Attachment, fnT descriptive circular. O. O. .EMLCONS, O PITTSBURGH PA. Wholesale Dealer for Wrn PrnauylvuDia &sd Weatern Marijuid. a Street iicmari. It I run that a f1Mmin on th trt't Hot hnr jas,s4'n iy ni:i!rk aiHut Ifu u(r!ilt r(nl fttiiii. tlH'tfrt-iit I'r'ii-)i n-inrly itr coiinntt.tni, ftHtylifi, ittlt!, Iiinirsotie.-. v, liy its -)KM-tli- v -turn on h11 ilisriiNt-it of th' throat. vw u:h! Iiim'j it iritlili-ii!!iiir rvjmitition n-vt'r rx'-IU! i i thi hiM ry o1" iiKtli-iin. Ju aln nr.. It m-vej liiil. Stfhi aiul v'uaniitlt'fi by N. Hojtl, Hole Hjft iu. RUSSIAN RHEUMATISM CURE DOES THE BUSINESS. Thtiuunt have trlrd it and found rflk-f. Tbtt Is abuiiiiaiit te-timouy to thu polat, ivmiutb autl un. nllciti-il. vb ch vb,HiU t3nDiBiUie mort akeiitical. If rem puffer trith Rh-nnintin. aeod for a pamphlet wtuihttlli what lus been donr for otbvra. Ittearnt fm. To lie mml eorta only 2Ju, (or oue box (uffidrat fur Ue worst caaa. IT HAS NEVER FAILED 2 C. MrAixTHTRm. V nnny with Hfiod, J nnlinLTiit .v C , now uuh Voui. Brown T iilm . : "1 Mirttpti froui .lMmiutinm m ttTtiilv tat T coHia Im11 lk, w ml tiuir ;i ui.lv u turn my hl. I tn-tl tbf Hiiwin : ii ttm-'tim Cnre. liknide tf two wtatlu-1 c i ii: U'Utly catd Ut Mvripiivf pmaphlrt, with ttlrnmiftl, fVeo. C CE I K miii4 It. ft4iitintuU. Nom GmiiiM wHUodt tUu TrMU-MariL hm r-ft J n--t to l fonihl t i tnin. but can Olliy ilaa uy c;;cioni! ow mhui :i aw.o, ww on I PFAELZErt 3ROS. & CO.' BlS-Miil Market istree, l'h hidrlphla. c r m I z a ; UrJ 2 Mi --r FOUTS'S HORSE AMD CATTLE POWDERS t . L x w -S. """ -m4-' FOUTZ .-in it vftm , - ,T mm - fUUIt i C !to wffl nf rntio. ivmi or Lnw F.r. rr.m. tl rrwitrt P re nl In tun. Fontr pAtrir ilrtll" PTVMt HorpT.tt. Fwix Pnii will r"vnt 'irr IK fowl Kkiu pow.trr w.M hrrM-th Qnuttitr M n:;K and cTm i rntr per eeou mad Ui butter firm f-ootz Powrtr win pnw tr nrrnt 1mnrt svkkt Drst-A to wnifii HorvuftTvl ntlliirv nhrrt. hm"! Pim at if actio. old vn w.-t. DAVID E. FOUTZ, Proprietor. BAX.TIMOBX. HTJ. OViE UIA3A2A FALLS. The ,M"'irs ' NiifHr Fall wrrt so.n-what homtut wstenlaT to xt a whit object tart down th rM(i4ri ani owrthe falWnt tin vt-ry hiirhit Miint. am ujoii Immiiit p'ktHl 11ft mw Im'Iow it was found to W a lareo .hrt of iaM-r rotitainitiB' niany xtrimc Uiimoninl! from wr-n-tiiri whi had itH-d lh-litrssffr' Norman HhI nnm fir wmMinnttion. "oiiirh. ctldi. hoarnfHK. and all pulmonary 1.whmm. Hold m, a MNittve naranU-c ly C. ?i. Hoyd. Having punliased a full m-t tif " TEST j Lensen," I am now preparttl to lit the j most difficult, cases. If you have hail trouble to pet glasses to suit you, come at ifl S3 mm IRHEUMATISM CUWEH g7.i C st;I-a S -sf-Sr S-i a a fa fi;t'n - 3iili..lil-s?ftM out and give me a trial. .Sutlnftinina ! si-yeur-old danghter wantetl to go Hoiih (iiiamitUni. I am sole agent for I h-. ntl started on foot. She onght to have King's Celebrated .Spectacles. Try a luir j 8"n? south, but went norUi among the of them, and ; nd vou will use no other. Respectfully, C. X. BOYD. EteFdls Evaporators Hv prtmtl them selves to be tir super ior to anv apparatus for evaporating SAP. KOH4.III Al mui CIDER. Puts nerer been eqnalled for BAriDirr or BTaroma. Tios. Ecom t or nm ob ocauTT or raonccr . Many THOUS ANDS In use. send tat Uioa. tratedetreular wttJl tasuinoolala to 1 ia Co., raiit. Tt, arpZ-Ut Popular Superstitions. Drearn'of egjpi. wgn of mont-y. Dream of snakes, sign of enemies. If you aing before, breakfkut you'll cry before supper. Dreaming of mutltly or rushing water briiiKH trouble. Finding a horse shoe or a four leafed clover brings good luck. If you cut your nails or meexe on Sun day you do it "for evil." She who takes tbe last stitx-h at a quilt ing will be tbe first to marry. If you cannot make up a bancUome bed yout husband will have a homely none. If yon spill the salt some one will be "mad" with you unless you put some in the fire. Stub yonr right toe, you are going where you are wanted ; your left, where you are not wanted. If the rooster crows on the ft-nt-e, the weather will be fair ; on the doorstep, he will bring company. If the first Sunday in the month in un pleasant, there will be but oue pleasant Sunday during the month. If by chance a mourning hat or bonnet is placet! upon your bead you will need one of your own soon. If your right ear burns, someone is prais ing you ; if your left, yom friends are raking you over the coals. Returning to the hoibte fur a moment after having once skirted you will bring you butl luck unless you sit down. When, in dropping a fork, it strikes the floor and stantls upright, it will bring a i gentleman visitor if a knife, a lutly. While at the wahloartl, if the suds splash huiI wet the clot hen you are wear-, ing, j-ou will have a drunken husband. If you drop your dishcloth you w ill have comjiaity ; also if yon swecpu black mark ; or if two chairs stand acciilt-nhtlly back to buck. If a baby si-es itt face in the glass it will be the death of him. If his nailii are cut he will lie a thief. If he tumbles out of bed it will save his liciug a fool. Un-iik a mirror, sign of death. lcath is also fort-told by a dog howling under a window, hearing a mourning dove, a strange dove hovering ulsmt or dreaming of a white horse. If you see the new moon through the) glass you will have sorrow aa long as it j lasts. 1; you see it fair in the f.nv you'll j have a fall. Over the left shoulder bail' luck over the right good luek. ; The editor of the ('orsicana, Tex., Mi- . i-ivr, Mr. (i. I. Miller, had a severe at- ; tat-k of rheumatism in his left knee, nliit-h Uvame so swollen and painful that he could not walk up the stairs, lie writes that after a few applications of St. .T.u-oIm Oil, the pain entirely tlisap.ieared, and the knee assumed its normal pro portions. Sinum's Vrr.u.izKtt is what yon need fur Constipation, Lous of Api'titc, Dizzi ness, and all syinptams of Dyspepsia. Price 10 ami 75 cents per bottle. Sold by ieo. W. Ilcnford & Son. We Caution All Against Them. Tlie iitiprttttlt-nli-il ruci-cks anl merit of KIv'h Cream Balm a real cure. for ca tarrh, hay fever ami coM in the heatl lias intlut-etl many aclvt-nhin-rs to ilat-e ea- turrh metlicines lx-arinif tumie rnwii- lilant-e in apjieariinee, Htyle or name uptin the nuirkej in tinier to tratle njHin the reputation tif Kly's Cream lialm. IKm't be tleeeivetl. I5uy only Klv's Cream Balm. Many in ytiur immetliate lot-ality will testify in liiglitvt couimemlation of it. A jiartit-le is aiijiliitl into eaeh ntm- tril ; no pain ; agreeable U nse. Priee SO i-entif. Si.eei'I.kmh nhjhtm, niatlo miHenthle by that terrible eouuh. Sliilnh's Cure ia the remetlv for vou. !. W. Benfonl & Siin. When Hahy wai !tUk, we gave her Canliiria, Wht-n tthe watt a Child, she erieti fir C'aMtiria. When she became Mimt, he eiunK tti ('antttria. When Hhe hutl Chihlren, he yiive them C'aMtoria. Catakkii .ikki), health and sweet breath seenretl, by Shilnh'sCatarrh liem- ttly. I'ritv ."a) eents. Nasal Iiijtt-tur fnt-. Stiltl bv ieo. V. l?enftinl ti Sin. The Hnr.ll Ik-11 is getting to lie rather stale for niarri:it eeremtmies. Why shoiiltl not some enterprising couple lie married untler a pair tree. Sinum's txn tin and Consumition Curt is wilil ny (ieo. vt . iH-nttirti iv Mn tin a guarantee. It cures Consumption. Kating onions is saitl to insure sleep. It may lie in the fellow who eats them, hut, how about the other poor chap who tries to sleep with him. That II w kino Coi iiii can lie so quick ly cured by Shiloh's Cure. We guarantee it. Siltl bv (n-o., W. Renfortl & Sin. The people in the far north e.it caiidles when they can get them. Tliis is one way of making a light me t!. Ckoi i", Whoopinu Cot tin, and Bronchi tis immediately relieve I by S'liloh's Cure. Sold by (ieo. W. Keillor 1 A Sin. Developing tne Luns. ' If a ierson's lungs are not well tlevel-oiH-tl, the health will lie iiii.icrfect, but the development may In-increased sever al inches in a few mouths by daily out door runnings with the mouth closed, beginning with twenty yards and back at a tinic,increasingten yards every week, until a hundred are gone over thrice a day. A sulistitute for latlies and jH-rsons in cities, is running up stairs 'with the month closed, which compels very deep inspirations, in a natural way, at the end of the journey. i'lrrehtiril Lender. Summer coughs ami colds generally come to stay, but the use tif Red Star Cough Cure invariably drives them away. Safe, prompt, sure. For lame back, side-or chest, uss Shi loh's Porous I luster. Price 2" cents. i. W. Benfonl & S.n. "Science enumerates five hundred ami eighty-eight species of organic forms in the air we breathe." Just think of it! Every time you draw in your bn-ath a whole zoological garden slips down your windpipe, ami no free tickets to the press. Will Yor scffkk with lyspepsia ami liver Complaint ? Shiloh's Vitaliwr is guaranteed to cure you. Sdd by ( ieo. W. Benfonl & Son. Peter Roux, of Mono I-ake, took his family to Brodie, Cal., for a visit. His mountains antl canyons. When the moon went down she crept umler a sage bush and slept, but awoke at daylight and went on. In tlie meantime Bodie had offered one hundred dollars for her rescue, ami a searching party with In dians started out. They found her next day trudging along, hungry but undis- mayetl. She had Walked twenty-six j miles. She saitl she wasn't afraid. They say that woman is like the ivy j the more you are ruined the closer win j clings to you, but a bachelor friend says j ivy is like woman the closer it clings to I you the more you are rained. BROWN'S IRON BITTERS WILL CURE HEADACHE IX DIGESTION BILI'JUKXESS DY..i;:S!A NERVOUS PROSTRATION MALARIA CHILLS and FEVERS TIRED FEELING GENERAL DEBILITY PAIN in the BACK & SIDES IMPURE BLOOD CONSTIPATION FEMALE INFIRMITIES RHEUMATISM NEURALGIA KIDNEY AND LIVER TROUBLES FOR SALE B Y ALL DRUGGISTS The t nuiac has Trade Mark and croaaed Red Liu oa wrapper. TAKE NO OTHER. QHAKLES HOFFMAN", . MERCHANT TAILOR. (Above Hi-fflt-y'B Store.) Latest Styles, and Lowest Prices. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED. Somerset, Pa. flelita mrm temrr, hut ihnm wTm wrff fa ! .SutMon M Co , Portland, Maio,.H rrtT frtw, fall informal too about wrk wh-rh :hv ran dn. and lire at hnma.tbal will py than from te to S2V Mr dar. Smn bvr aarrt aw tm a day. Etbr ywi or old. Capital Bot rqnird. Toa arc atarted fraa. THoa wbotflaft a natea of aac UCUa rortoaaa, allaMf. The Oltl Schuttler Esttillistfil in nnrn UULII I have just meived two ear liawU of the EI.FILIN'.. sf KKL-SKKIX H 'Hl'TTLKU WA-ioNS. the miK umplet U'etera Waim In the market For Koa4l r Farm PurjeH. On tlie S hi ttleb Va(n there bt a Rear lirake, to be uetl when huulitiK hay or firratn. a tMimetiiinv that furnuT know the neeejity tf when hauling on hilly fanns. Every part of the Wootl-wtirk tit' thi wxtm haM laiti in Stuck three years before beina; worked up, insuring the urk to be thoroughly !en.inf(t before being iroueU. Being the patentees of the DOUBLE COLLAR AND OIL CUPS, It is the only W'apm maile thai ha. this improvement. It avuiils the neeewitr of taking nil the heel hi trrvaw, an in the old M)ie ; hy dimply liiniiux a cap the wagon ran he oiled in lea than Ave minute. This Wagon wants to be seen to be fully appreciated, and parties wi-thinir to buy will do well to see it before purt-hasing elsewhere. Every. AVagon Eully Insured. Iu ofTering Uiis make of Wagtin to the public, will say I used the same make of Wagon for the years when freiiihtiug arrow the Kocky Mountains, over row Ik that were almost imiiassable, and they always stood the test. I feel warranted In saying I believe them the Best Wragon on wheels. ,t' om Olirer Km-jijter rr Ilntry Jlsjflty, uh ii-ill totr iftui tlw Wiif'n. WAievnta Wanted Throughout th County. PETE R IIEFELEY. SOMKKSET, MARCH as, 1SS5. Somerset Lumber ELIAS CUNNINGHAM, M VMFMTl KKR AND UF.A1.F.K. W'HoLESALKB A Ml KETAILKK or LUMBER AND BUILDING MATERIALS. Hard and Sott Woods. OAK, Itil'I.AR, SIMNUS, Ht'KETS Mt)fI.l)XiS, ASH. WALXI T, FMMiKlMt. SASH, STAIK KAII.S. fllEKKY. YKI.I.OW PIXK, SlItNiiLKS. ISSJUS BAI.I STEKS, fUESTXlT, WHITE 1'IXK, LATH. HUMiS, X KM EL Ft isTS. A General Line of all imulett of Luiiiln-r Hiid Btiilitiuu Mutt-riul ami KooHm; Slate k-pt in stis-k. AIki, eau niriii-h anylhiiiK in the line of our tti-iut--t loonier w illi rvaoliulie pmiiipnieis. stioh a- Bnteki'ts, oli!-izel work. etc. ELIA.S CLTXXLXCi 1 1 AM, Office and Yard Opposite S. & C. R. R. Stttion, Somerset, Pa. Dnn't Unless you visit Kaufinanns' sttires in one, sntl nearly 60,000 anil Siuithfieltl Street It is Smoky City's greatest antl most iinjKisin)r sis;lit. . of modern times ! A revelation , antl the ternir of ooniietitors. , aothing, Hats, Caps antl Furnishing Goods. BmU and Shoes for all a'es of as well as Tninks, Satchels, i and the price the very lowest i point of view that you should patronize Kaufmanns'. Manufacturing I of the goods they sell, and i (actoriwfantl enjoying all it stands to reason thHt ants wilhiu a radius of i of their supplies from .,.. j-ciFuiuiT 11- k. latter bought himself V 1 rattle in your own "U I " , pay for ytsir fore Mn.nl! kniN.1,1 ! .,........ ',.,rfnj-, , v-. . k. Catalomie. . - , giving full . . i. i really not ( MammtHlt tolsf I? J tiantii. a r bottom nnnjruvtnnjvtrmninS ttflBWHS' S DEPARTMENTS. CHAMPION FAHIIIIIG HILL. A.trr.u-rcitEi) t Frank Ii. Sufiill. To firmT(i'flTit.ta' tti make ft einnl mvetdtinrnt fn the okl ('hmjiu Mill, frrn.erlv known m th " Kmmr Mill.' they will do well hv ralllnc on me ft my -hop on mmr oi Pnlriirt "aiii Kfim Suvi't I now "MfT to the (Kihiie a chea Mini rt-hahle mill, iv I am iitniiin'1 tnii to te un 4erNM. I will offer unnrvwlt fited bttrffaiofl UiO tbuMdcriringagoud milL ALL WORK WARRANTED. F. H. SI FALL. StiMERSITT. Pa. Fences FOR Farmers. Prrftir. anti .. DtirulUr. HORSE HIGH, BULL TROXG, ADD PIG TICHT. SOMETHING NEW. We are t-unit if. -d in tin- manuliu'ttirt- of this ft-nt-eul Stimerx-taiiil M--yvn-lult-. Ii i the trnwi llunililr, ami Mnnim-t fi-mti kni n. No barlio, uo injury in nti k. Fw-uirjr in .-.niieix-t at tlie old KiNivr camiigt fat-tnry. inaj l-lC J. M. MARSHALL A St IN. 8200,000 iirrr-s i -eiti ihw.hkv, It uuiil jrott will ftr a V wt'kHL!fof kmnU oMuruerohif. that willMftrtroti j in work ami (but will Ht ontt hrinie you in moiit-v ; faUrthiui anytMiinr el-e in Amj-ri-a. AH hnhi, the ''.i ,( hi I'lVM-nt! wilhfrt. li l-.t. Aiftfits 1 wanted everywhere, of either o'al! aifi-. fur nil tlie time, or jmrv t;ni- only, to work ftr us nt ( their own h'nn?. Korrmu-n lor all --k'P att-liMi-iy a.-nreL Iin t delav.. II. II au :tt v . Portland, Me. jMht-'H-l f. Iit-linble Wagon. Chicago in lS4'i. Bn tu Pittsburgh Grand Depot, the beautiful business etjuare feet of salesrooms, at the corner of Fifth to the commercial world ! The favorite of Think of it ! f 1,30.000 worth of Men's etc. All untler one roof, antl every article of in the country. But it is principally from buying the balance direct from American the advantages of an unlimited capital and a Kaufmanns can eai.ily undersell all com eti tore. several hundred miles from Pittsburgh are buving more or Iewt 1 Kaufmanns, and it is safe tti presume that in more "ijin a "im, u uicntnu, nt, irom tne nome I... :. . .... r -i i at Kaufmanns', to sell again at a high profit. another man s pts-ketbook at the expense of your own? BE WISE! Why pay the ' high-price home dealer proliably 2-" to 40 per cent, more than the are sold for at Kaufmanns'? BE WISE I Wouldn't you rather hear the money $1 pocket than in some one else's ? BE WISE ,l,,rre"' "iiit: iinticr J RAUFMANN9' CRANDbl aav li:n . . m n , ... - Ul in u iay r v eii, we snoum smile I Why, miles from Pittslnirgh you will save enough moner on the piin both w vs. We know tif a certain farmer 1 ... I." T. , , . ... . natiouaiiti aiiiounting to , Home, he comjiarett the prices with thor of the local dealer, ti;. .. .i . i ..... . ... ..... ... ....m cci .i.it ucmrrent-e. But, I travel to Pitulsirgh, what then ? Why, jiatronize KAUFMANNS' MAIL ORTlFR T)FP1Ptmi?vt C n. penny pHUU caru wm oring v your bonse hjiufmanns' Al 1 1 1 . show in? the nrevailino t,-l. f v.n .. - - i o ' - - instructions how to order gotd by mail. i j ............ euienaining Umlt, mailetl free of charve lo anr address. There is c the slightest excuse or occasion for anv Outfitting House. Hear in mind, if you itmr .hfwa a I.., i - M.. r r. ' " "" iiirnisning gotaiii, etc., then tmy it at prices by either going or writing to GRAND 5th AVE. 0 SMITHFIELD ST., PITTSBURGH. PA. 3 rroRcs ia one. r 'A-CYATfS BEST MAa CLOTHIU n SIXTH A ' i j i -pl-tm. PARKER'S 9 f.i; HAIR BALSAM thopraUrf-TofU- fordr;re irrw-, art. i preTm.ti-: Th bet Congh l ure you ran AndthBbiprentlok a- t rC vtr -r. k rttreaborttly tMunsL,rt:ta hrtt .f tite i..mm r. Ho Ltini-. Liit. I..t.iTTi. t'rtiu. it -ma a.jj all FrnMii t'wi.ifl xlnU T: f !-. ; .ul r . tfling' nfxmzl Aim., nt It :f: - :,,:,ri. tprar", mill In mtmt rsr- m-wv( r the.r Iw - gttvn. Talc It ia time. Sold by aoi iTUfrKta tv HINDERCORNS TbsamTert, Burvvt. fUkka and h mrr t, Otm, Clintons. Wart. Mokn, Catlmim.c. F iTvlmtSHr p. herarowth. StopaaJI tmtn. owa4tniif. MakoiQ wt eomfortaliUf. I!imlf lrn mm wbn mrrythi; ThL GOLOtN AGE COOKING STOVE. OVER 50.000 III USE. .V.-t Xr'F. 'TVl; ;.' kl ;n rrwntinc !o thMfa'.inthi van -i i ratii ii ttf tiirpuMn- filK iini.Ir. Atik ' 't'K T'ik K," Ht- ih, with ih(? utniivt (utiJ'-- iif im nirit. A- n -iw ce. fill MfHTHtnik: tt'k t(iv il lui n fl)..nni.''i!y tt-l-l. u tirtviitjf i:i th Ui-t thr.f nr ttver t"iii,t-iit tf tiK Hi. Wr mmli t ali nlt-iiti.iit ! the -ituttHir i if the "invt-. it tHMiitf in the hi;!n-H It-iin-f irrtwHt'il. h'r wtMhl. iii'i.;?in.- i f.t-t-in. prt-'f tfttiiiir'. it t unr.val'i. . n '-r, if imti-frt, an, U-ltfve that ihif, ir !,-; t iinxltu-liott. im wt! oK e vl'iiii trVtiiit-t alii re!tt ojtrmiiis,i m Stvt initte ti-4lT. kitMi-tMiliv. T. IL S. A r. Foe rv.K hv .IOUX FKW, 232 Washington St.. JOHNSTOWN. PA. H 1.v;',ju. Fur full iufinutiMi if the mute. whre to btin (ttvernineiit LsUi'H f.ir.. Allrew A. V. ItR.V K EKIWK. fetilnU rn.'mir Aweni. "ruer7lb Ave. utiil SmithrU-Ii! Mret-L. litt-hurth. Pa. CUTTER and TAILOR, Hhvmiic hud niHiiy ftriHt( tf (r f the Ttiiliiniiv Lii: '!4rTT 1T3 Wli-tiielii.il lo m : h j. 1 -rt-A ' their itt WUJ.IAM Jl. HiK ll-iTlTl EK, SiMiifrr, fx. A PROMINENT MINISTER. fkMr M V Iwirth. Irwin. f'. ,.i-t- p.a tiin.i'i.l ii. (i.f jmiilir . .i.d; 1 In.M' IWil It -m i .1 . I. -I , : ii' A i liar IFi. h 'I .. f. I Ur CH .1 - lt i.n y arr h-ii.i: it llti v i-i a-ft .'ii.fct.mit.-"! hy t w-1 t iti sr I If l- r block of 13 Avenue A wontler the- iiin.inm , antl Bits' both sexes,' the latest style i an economical themselves most 1 and European long experience. Country merch than one instance 1 I niercnaut mat the ' . .... But whv swell 1 same identical goods I Look out for your 1 if ytm live a hundred lia.se of a sintrle suit to 1 of Indiana Co I'a who ! ami when on arriving he found that he hat saved ' it yon haven t the time to ; profusely illustrated Faihion cl I u-:. m.,.. - . ?! " i. inier wottin, ia-w., and Xo1n.1v sh.mltl fail to write for 1 vl person failin to nmni thi. I need a suit, an overcoat, a pair of l - i - , . . r DEPOT! s 350 CMPL0VCS. 11.11 II 1 11 cm 1
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