he Somerset Herald erxas of Publication. ) p, ' - - tf aa la k)too DM jSnn'J j.ii n. . via m a rwtBUin Bgtrtlg I wM PM1"" MM sstoOesta sa- aSffir , aftfe o 'M AddrsBS j. .1 tb I Tbe Somerset Herald, Somerset. Pi. J. .-Vi.K ATIt'i.XETS-AT-1-A-- A1 1 Miunt. Fa. tS- .i-niiiXEY-AT-LAW. " s-,mert. PS. . .. . nr.fi HI. A. ap-gas","- r- t-i i-i-T t 6v avrrci Pa. fT r nil. A .TTVaSEV-AT-AW Soatms Pa. I? J- KOOSF.R. ATTukSET-AT-LAW. S'EeTTrft, P. L-vn LEY. ATTUE5ET -AT LAW. 73 3- li-kT-ATiAW. rWatiw. . . . . SiIt,P . - ..... v-Anlna poi'. ';ejH Uk w. k. Bcrrx .-.t-tt t- PT-PPF.L. r,'friAfT,EEYS-AT-LAW. aV M thir em 1 viaB I r OOLBOKk' I , AI IXJO.-- IHb prompt- -x .w."!"03 nnwin. koontz 'LU .-..otrT.lT-UW. iWI? MEYEKS. ATTtK.NET-AT-tAW, D , jo sun i n H- JAM ? l. prnir. in ftlr. Entrant. ET-AT t t Bl0Clt- T .UN" O.KIMMEL. ,1 ATTt-KSEY ATXAW, - Sonienet. P. nEVT.Y F. CHELL. fc" ' aTT.BSEY-aTAW. P. VALENTINE HAY. ATTxKSEYATUkW it jq0M ad - in Ti'iTTN TI. THL 7 Somenet, k in Su&buIa liaililiac- ' T G.OGLE. J , ATTjKSEY.AT LAW, SoonnM DR. J. M. LOUTHER, ( Fornirr J o( f-wrmtm.) . TRTSIC1AS J.VP SriGEOS, Ku !orrt 1 trmtnnt!y In Smjiim . H.l. In nmr c( Pro Stare. nrxl. D R. L W. ELOUGH, TV kv trrtM ta tk, ?opl of S.ir i ir.nntT. ril la lo" 'wan "7 K""PJr no! rt 1 !ol t ! 1 H. S. KIMMEL t. tKicvt b raa M toc&4 at ntf owe, : bfi it '-be Diamond. R H. BRUBAKER tenders his it ukI TidtittT. irftir ta DR. VM. RAUCH tenders h pr"fwtnBI i ! to tL rttirmi of rul of Wtm k BwtaMI' "rart .fin. :s J. iiixex. KM1T. ri., f'wiwlil ttstii to th Ptt'Iob of ''uimlwih. Aruttrutl kii tnwrti( AU wri :m raru f itfnrT. ItfBr. w &tr- B...k. r Ftalrt. Enttmae uoc dnr veal DR JOHN BILLS. DENTIST. w.Pt. .WILLIAM (V)I.LINS. ltTtf T. SUHEiSET, PA. Smnti Bl. shtm Bnyd Tr; Mn b. tu u U um b h.and pnrpar- Vi 1.! kirdt work. pr mc fttHmtr nrm ku.r.nrUBC Ac. Artlfii-telUa(i.llkl9rii. Kc " tb Wt BAtcrlal ianrt4. UWiiIMI DJ K. MILLER has jrma nitlT kvxmt tn IWita r th. prv-iir at . UaVopMltjiChrM Kriarinir wt. pr. SiT.a DTAMOXD HOTEL, :k-TiinhlT aaj wly natud with all aw w n !nmT. vbirh dm mmt It a rry ,7s' unjiHng U lb. traaallo; ptUe. " ttM taj num., na b. tarpawt. ali tw- tunti!liittm psUie kali auaraad r-M avaa. Aia lar and tmmj taWimt. awtwllii(iUiitaauMaa pwv pntat, ty tat aca. oaf ar aal, 8 AS r IX CTSTE. Prop. aVE.Cr. Irtaawttf KITS' MSllQB J.VD : ' ' . HATS AHD, CAF3. S4 iaaa H E, aad aaa kaaa ; SELECTED WTH CSAT CXtX. ttMK.A,aaitof . Cijb, Serf pi, Siera' Sal tan Si axi tba'.CsSa-''; iiei, Shits, XTadBrreap, Mm It T; inlci art to. Bnacrc H'1- a rsi sold at poptuui 1 1 ptaaa. Kixwt ISO. pai;l l. careijeer. Agents Wonted ttaAu..rTw CA fcaTlfS'i; W nw Wr T. '1 "vtfTfiwwi, BOChMtM'. M. T. u ii m" A r 1 ii ii ... VOL. XXXIII. NO. 49. ESTABLISHED 1847. The Oldest Business You are respectfully invited to call and examine the largest assortment of EtTO-ES, STOVUS, IB. SOiWI 113 WEH1IL DUES llljllli TO BE FOUND IN WESTERN PENN'A. Our Goods are CASH, Warranted to be as wiiLin the reach ot SMOKE STACKS TIN HOOFING,-SPOUTING and JOBBING Of all kinds in Tin, Copper an., Eheet-tro Ware, Promptly attended to at Lowest Rates. Order Soli'-iffd frcm JTrrchantt S'Ung Os ' in Our Lin. 280 Washington; Street P. S.-Loifi Frr Jfy 5;i on (he SAwm Fox. JostAB War. sansi raniBii tefiiy.; 1USVFACTVMEUS OF PURE BOHE HEALfCHA2LE-1EMm- 2 imm AND DISSOLVED BONE. Tbew Or.1rf of Fhorpbatea MaBSlactan-tt and kept CoMtAoUy oa Hand : iWFi'KMr., iictci. ACID. - - Atnni'-eiatetl. Kaw.B-med - Pbopkate i Our fartory is bow is opar&licai. lmmediatrly : SoaLa m( the laws f S.woeT-wt. oa t he lin. of the bBMret a 31 tr.eral Ph KAUroad. , fl&BauActar suae wut j STAXDAnD GOODS GarABtealltbatwetnrnoet. fnr FirtiBierf I art to, . t J . BEST IN THE MARKET. Our ror-nmn. J. A. Johnsta. wu with T .-hoa H m-r of M.'im.r.. Tr ovr I- yean. Tne ra-j-art'y ot oar KrtirT iri 10 tno prr dr. e take b'nes to exrhiia i"T Ptj-ud:-; Enncert and .tli?r can rue u) t y va-aerier sp all t-ce tbeir arrcifc-m. sd bclaaiaKtseaitu us. A u w, af a a tiiAt bar iuouj Wttaaayand aU others oQered ta the market. we are nere to inar, ana rnr an "t . thenwlm aara kr:-dan rallrvad ladll-1 Si-ALL ORPEBS FILLED PROMPTLY. Is eecdicj rocr Grder. addretffl SiEIffflllfflEI. apTw-am. SOMERSET. PA. DR. J. M. LOUTHER, PHYSIC IAS AXD DRUGGIST, SOMERSET. PA. CSSC2nCI3SASISaSPE The Pnrot and Bert PElTiS. PATVT5. tUj, .VARM5HES, PAT EXT MEDirrvr STATIOXEBY', kt, ax ax., Key! cwtatti m aaa mud told at U VERY LOWEST PRICES. Star, aa4 0freoa Main Street, three aoorr East et tft. "Mneet H ne. S.'tBeret. Pa. A skare of the .al-lir troran is Kfpertlwlly st. Udted. Vail aad tntjwt aiy ataca. J. M. LOUTHER, M. D. FARMERS. IMPROVE YOUR STOCK ! The Iiaported Clydesdal Horse, Will stass r ' Be aeitV t of yi area ftm oitwQt th Minn at laaa. at my tarm an aute west ef: SiMll. , rt fc x frn-ore a aiare with al. ywy nent to be mue wan the amre w) kai.wa to k. with Nl. Any perit-o pariinc with or tuilirs t anea4 wtt'a aa inaared Biam will ha ketd rp tbte Mr th. Innranee. ppver rare wiU be sax es, bat so .p.inntallltfT f.;r wUmtl. DESI'RIP TIO .- Bama a beaottfsl dark ha, wnawnad tr m rVwtiaa-1 1 year aa-o. Mta Iiw maw!, it 1 ban.w hlxk. aa.l af v beweaoSstacw. ibh Mai sir. aad tea spisnwat .Tr. Baarll-Sm. JOf?IAH ANKFNY. UWl Jwaas aso Kaaraa. I BAKER A?D CONIICTIONIR.5 i ( SOMERSET 1A. ; Harlne taken tharra tha proparty aad ox- i rwrea vt U. Hakery .rmri. n o. lasted by Albert ; Eerke. aad rentted r.f arnlf hetl the " ara anw pretred u fnrctfH the palnie with every- 3ln njT lim-. Meals tnrnl..t at all tovrs. - - f hin fi iriiort notiee. anl at reasonable rates. baTB euostantly enaan! the ehafcest ; CRCCER1ES AND COJIFECTirjNS,' Aad are prepared to raratt turtles balls, plmfcs k wi h e taiaa ka war Una. (tit- a mi aurlL .H. KUWERS. Suit Distillery. ixiCkTrn DrBErn.T'os maiv lixe rlTTS. 11V K. AO. B- R .THVSSAV INJ EXTK A OiSIOF I'KAY- Pub Bib. CplM WMslj ! Sltoate.1 on Binmlt of AIbenl'. tbe wa ter fcoiai odd aiMuuai tprtna. That whiekyw auk by tbe duaUeMlvuIled pmeras, aad guar aateed perfectly pare and fail proeC AVOraVr Hit MM da, mt rtetivri. . Special - la aritar to trtvs Betel Kaspets lad Daatar, a sraad opaen aalty Beerbe;ore oaVwal. will eoa trart for the oatan faatareat W hlaky In aaw ,wao tMj ttvm tot 1-arrwH '.rte tbem th prrrl lre ( lattiB It Be ta buaj tar t hrse wears, chars las bwt a anU san fr atwrace. On aan.i l u barnis-if otd Wblskc,retai!kaSt rtntjaeriralhaA.- . . . . wriu fee rait BartKantrs ra ism aa tarsi fBAaatiea te t. SW KITZLK. Sant. jana. .. - Sktaw Pasab.rsv PM.INISTRATQg'S NOTICE. EatAt af PetwPnll.'d.ateorMrMbrd Twpi, Sowx-n.Ooaacj. Pa.. atsrf ef adsiimi ratio) oa th abor aetats hajriac bsea sraated to tbe wadenia-ned by tke peap. r awkhorttT. awttas Is batwby !tb to all pa bims ktditiiti tn aaed aatiai t siaka aaaaed- ib B.j SIM I in 1 those baring flahm aa-a nn 'be aaa to t then daly aatseatleateif foe set- tleaieat a ar hafor Saurday. ta sotb day af it. at ta 1st reaioeaosef deceased, at ' l'tkkr. a. - ; ; - ' ; f BTTTS TL WTi, -IB WIN P. Ut-UL. arrSk AilaalBiatra EXECUTORS' N'OTICE. jtat wf rtaaet waeM. laeeW AUraay T vi. s.iaj.ii.1 taatr. Pa dee'd. T.Uaritaaiti-jLr7oa thab. estate kwetns aea graatad ta ta saden lsnd by tb senper aatbanty. socle Is bene? girwa U ail perioBS tadented te aud eaat u mak luawllat pay SMat, aad taoa baeiac etaaaa ae-intttseae wia peeeeat theai daly ataBtkatd lor lor arulesMOt wUat dels. CVRAB Sf AltTTW, JOHJi X. TOPPER. arett, riawlars. House in the City. CLCTEIS WSISOXSS, Ia-KPSVITC- Reprefented, and PRICES NET all persons needing them. ..Y BP.EECHIXGS FOR EXGIXES JJfHowboTramery handtrrch-efr. loo, JC3--a- Jl. , T . ' - IVindov:. J OIlUSlU 11, X a.; somerset mm mu (ESTABLISHED lST?.) President casnier CoIIeetloni mads la all parts ef the ratted Statav CHAEQES. MODEBATE. ParUes wUUlait to Ml mnney Wert eaa be ae er.nimoaaia.1 br Jratt ca ?ew York ta any ma. Cullertioni tcaje wnt (rompaieH. t". S. BmKl, boozht aad n.ld. at -r.er aad ralnables seeored bTooaef riehoM'i eeiebrtted rates, with a Sar- (eat A Yale tStO 00 time lock. ACCOUNTS SOLICITED. a-AU letril aalldays obeerted.-w AUIU A. Uaus. J. Scott Wiid. HOSNE if AM rncwssoRa to EATON & BROS, 27 FIFlII ATEME, -v J. PITTSBURGH, PA. NEW GOODS EAT ST2CXALTISS Lnbroiearias, Ucts, ;fflssry Wkito 6oed, Hand kcrcbiefs, Drass Trtaiaiiagi, Haskry, viotst, Csrsets RbsOs if Verts Usserwesr, Is ftati' us Chiidr' Clotfciaf. Fsscy Good a, Yarsa, Zsscyrs, BatB ri; ef M Kiss, far FARCY WORK, Getf. Mill Goofs, Tcra rmousi ts usncrmLT toucrrw. JC&Orier by Mail attended to with Prompt nesi and Disiawtt. . , P0LL3 "THE OLD RELIABLE." 25 YEARS IN USE. t The Greatast atadical Triumph, ef th Ag. Indorsed all over the Worki SYMPTOMS OF A TORPID LIVER. Lossofappetits. Nansea-berreiseos; tiTf. Paia.ia the He Jui-with adcil sen acpa Jn th baxpartaAnBder thasaoulder blade, fullness aitormau-t Ing, thad3iwjipn.jojigrtic ; ' ot body ormiaJ. Irritability oftcnrp er, Low sptritsXoss cf memory.Wrth a feeling of having neglected some duty, weariness. Dizziness, Flutter- ,t lUirha. aUStlltV COaOrsxtLSinav " --77. " sJsaBTTtPCT? TIT a B W T V fit! 1DV TTBTfTr TF THT5E WAH5IXGS A EE T5HTEDEB, cr;7s imm vzs. sees si riTiiia. TOTTS PILLS aroepeeialw sah a, one ioe ett-.t3 sarh a rhaug or teeiuia; as snensa to savrer. Tnav I BrntM ah A ppottoa, aa J cansB the txvry to T.k. on f le.ai, tlmsttwavs Cem is wowri.heH. and bv tiieir Toatao artii on UK IMcrsUra Orwwas. Ka lar Stool, arw proilni!- Prk! a eenta. TUTTS IIAIH DYL Urat Hair or WHi.KKRa ehanp-'l to Guh-t Black by a nele Spplication ot ; Lh!-- fTE- it laipkrt a aarorai eoltw.avta tiutr.mtane.a!y. Mld by Drnggij,Ut or tit by exnres on rtceipt of $1. Office, 44 Murray St., H ew Yor FASHI01STABLE - CUTTER & TAILOR, Hartog had ajany yean iprteai la all branebes ol he Tailoring bas lneas. t raarantee j T whe may call wa ,1 ae aad. raw I t. me with Utetr pa. Siailafactkai t aU pak- ronaaY. Yuan, fc W. n. JIOCHSTEIXER, . -; fwaaacnel, Pav ... CHARLES HOFFMAN, niCEAIIT TAILOR. tAome Hwiiry iaTlesra BtaawJ LATEST STILES Si LOWEST PR1CH rwsiTtSPinTinil mitstturm til ft 'if f 1 1 nv t . HAA.A1QA, a.. riTntr ht tvtwrraai (s e dby bwsef traiU-ey ii L kaa. behiad tn papn. bight I rwKor- ThTZr nYJ7!7- alios is arer ery raTera. aad aader th . aattiaa-ajew drops la lb ara. th oper. . oen at lav ovw u.iihud, dt mmvir S kLloa b knabv Ike Saat ttsBVL Th beat Wnnh! ara sreared as an peratioas oa the Eyw Car. aaMS fhrweat. ; , " 4 O . . ... A ooiiioir&tu - HK CAVT. Hew can a man on Joi)ar a dajr ' Charter a seat axa popular play. AuJ purchase cigars aoJ tobacco, pray . He cas t. How na he sport an .legaiit tile. Ask bit dear friend to atop for a "senile," And stables 2.40 aniniile ? lie can't. How can he frolic with better fed friends When, in coldjr?iratknhe's at his wit', ends . t ... - If his wa.h woman after her half-dollar send:' He can't. How can he care to be called a " poor raV Vlnw ..n K. Hm in ahiir fiuirf Dlaid. -t i -ri. frmsimntlT' had? He can't. AUfl rosujic uuru euu: ciai uwu. w . w w lleesnt. How can he t unt u riu ith his ' niash When he hadn't tee requiiile cold-blooded Cfc.h? Why, that is his reason for not being ros'u He can't-, i how can heclsim hie dear prrf sslenerhand ! And circle her finger with glittering Dand When his check-book s i weak it scarcely can stand ? He cso't I'ow cau he marry and famish s wife With the many small comforts which sweet en this life ? We must tale the whole truth, though il cuts like knife He can't A PfcnKECT I I RE. "C- " Mt name is Percival Marmaduke. and I'm proud of it; but for years it was all I bad worth owning ; for I found the medical profession anv-1 thine but remunerative, everything going out, and nothing coming tn. "Percival, mv boy, my father said, who bad departed this life! oomnitrsti vpIt rwior ftr having amassed considerable, sums, witn which he speculated and lost; "wait for a chance of something turning np, like Micawber I did and mad t fortune." "Which wonrt descend to me, sir!" I answer deiectdlv. 1 jHufland nonsense! Knowledge is pow-r; you've had a good educa tion, make the most of it. Marry a rich wife for love if you like, at ail events, marry money." "I'd be very glad to. dad," I re marked. "Do it, boy do it ; depend upon it, your chance will come; mine did in this way. I've kept the cane cf my success a secret up to this time ; but now or your betcfi: I will re veal it." "I know it already, dad," I said most undoubtfully, for I began to tixe of prosy yams, and my pater in his old age was becoming addicted to zarruhty No vou don't " he renlied with a cunning smi'.e. "not even your dear, lamented mother was aware rare of it : j but to what do your refer, Percival, as having brought me snccess ?" To the cough-never pills, dad I UexwupAiv ay itunt'tad patient taw1 duked in a loud gutfaw, that actual ly made the pendants of the glass chandelier dance like road. "You silly boy ! Pills are pills. and there's too many infallible rem edies iu the market to be remunera tive to any but a few ; no. my great success, the turning point in my life, was owing to alcohol." "Too cured some on of delirium trfttwn, I remarked indifferently, being anxious to get out of the house, for reasons best known to myself, of which more anon. "Out again !" he remarked wi'b a chuckle, followed by a sepulchrll groan as be added : " . ' "Place the pillow properly under nay toot wny tne deuce don t you find a specific remedy for the gout. you dolt? Wtat are you doing with the splendid education I've given you and paid for, you grinning hip popotamus, you ourang-outang et the desert, vou ciocodile of the Thames bah V ;. ' U i I was used to these outbreaks of temper and treated them with pro fessional nonchalance gout, abuse i and very nfted bad language going together on all fours. . "Hand me my medicine, boy !" he roared, as he made a dive for an old boot with a good solid heel attached to it a favorite missile of his. Having madt hitnr isjore crtt ablej I'tai fiiSe-Jp! sfeachin0 the door, wile fesaii: "What are you about? Slav here. -4yow itrats or I'll cut you off with a shUltru , -; - , , "Poor old dad there was a grini smile on his worn face as he said this, and such a look ot regret in his eyes that L was quite ready to give up mv own pleasure to contribute to tits. (If he had speculated, it was'wrth a view to benefit, me. lor I was bis only child, and in bis own peculiar fahrm be ivved me very dearly, ;.i.?My fartBne.' was jmrjdpl ia3hls wsy," he remarked, with a grow an other twinge of the gout having caught him at that moment in its inflexible grip. . "I was struggling medico full of ambition and hopes, but with an almost empty pocket, like belter meatman I havsoc ever ean ta ! Lbecetti despondentin td versityi and trf drown mt cares look a medicire that exacts a heavy, toll from all who fly fort I mean drink; but, thank Heaven, I've cured my self of that w eak nee s. You cap band me mv medicine, if yoc like, Perci- vai.r. ., ,:v: . , If was remarkable bow fond dear old dad was of his medicine, espec ially m at times he rallied against it noting Shakespeare, "Throw pbys ic to the dogs." Of course I obeyed and then he appeared . to feel more "Ah !" he remarked,' with a huge 1 eigb, that seemed to emanate from some lewer depth than i was coeni- , . i .-vi - . . . T J,n N rwoa, nsessicg ojtu isi-i trophic D j-,u team 0, Attendant evilai 1 1 Vxfc to diam drinkinr. and " t ' D thai direction. I remember it as well as if it were ooy yeairrdat;. I was pretty tresh when a lOUd ring announced a VlSlt- . , . or I the maia-OI-ail-WOrK Cam lO tO .1. . T-V.. ,f DI..I. V J 'uc "uluo " --e-. hht to Call at ODCe, B9 She WAS Very poor ly. How I maniged to reach her ESTJLBLISHED 1827. SOMERSET, PA., WEDNESDAY. MAY 20, ISSb. ! residence Lnever knew, or, indeed, cared just then. I was ushered in, !featnreinber&ce,eo far as I eoald J remember just then being her hose, ituicu was tot K 1 j I but that, as you know, ean be caus I ed by indigestion. I fumbled in my ! pockets for my ink pen and tried to i write a prescription ; but my hand (was so unsteady that I excltiroed in ! a rage with myself : 'Tipsy by Jove V and staggered out of the room, and ' out into the streets as best I could." j I suppose the recollection of this most painful incident affected the pater so much that be had to have ... recoorse to his medicine azairi. "Spienam pnysic ior tne goat, ne i chuclee, smackiDg his hps with gn- (to: "let me here was I? Oh ! .'gone as usual and awfully enraged i with myself. Well, the oddest thing i about the auir was taatnexi morn ing I was sent for Dythe duchess. who. thinking my remark applied to her see how a guihy conscience makes cowards of us all begged that I would keep her little weak ness locked np in my own breast, ap pointed me her physician, introduc ed me to aristocratic patients, and I became prosperous and wealthy thats what I call a slice of luck. Yon must look out for something ? similar, lad : net tbat mv duchess is to be met with every day." My father s story made little or no impression on me at thf Time for I was in love with a beautiful un known one of the sweetest of Eve's daughters, whose face haunted m night and day. What cared I for a I duchess given to aiconoi, wnen a lg.. lovely as a noun, migm te j waiting for me at old fccales s, the chemist, in the btrand ? i 1 to le precise m every thing, even to paving my laundress bill, winch lately had been a very heavy "em m my weeKiy aisoursements oi 'Cash. Love, if it feeds on air. on dreams, poetry, and so forth, cannot pay bills out of nothing. Oh ! dear no. Substantial coin of the realm is required by a lover, just as much as bv the most prosaic of persons inhabiting this sublunary i9!'?" oi outs I met my fair en.-Iaver on this wise. I was in old Scalts's on some trifling business, when there came a tramp of feet, and two men led in a beautiful girl, whose face bore traces of great pain. 1 learnt that she had slipped on a piece' of orange peel, and had put her ankle out. In a moment I offetel her my professional aid ; it was accepted, and I Batter myself that aq Vexjjerienced surgeon could have assuaged her pain more effectually ox quicker than I did. i - .- Just as I had finished, and made j her cioe and comfortable, itr stalked her lather a military locking man. fierce of mien as the grand Turk himseii, with long, pointed, gnzzieu mustachioa, and an eye that pierced you through, as if it were a gimlet. The accident was explained U him Q words by scales, who, how ever said nothing about the share I had taken in the matter. Throwing down a sovereign on the counter, her father, disdaining my profferred assistance, carried her to bis carriage, and she was driven away, thanking me only with eves tbat swam in liquid light, and a Eweetsmile.that set my heart thump ing against my ribs, as if they were having a regular pugilistic set to. "Who is she, Scales?" 1 asked eagerly. "Don't Irrrrrw-d ear brry a swell, evidently. lI owe you half a sov.; will pay you when I get change." What need was there to mention such a sordid thing as money to me, when love was blazing in my bos om? love at first sight, the real, genuine article itself, and no coun terfeit. I would have been glad of tbat half sov. many a subsequent day ; for my father died, and left me al most penniless, and I had little or no practice. One evening I was sitting in my study, thinking of my charrner,when a carriage rolled up to tbe door, and a reg alar rat-tat-tat came thereto such a one ss must have woke the curioeity of the whole street. . . J "A lady to see vou. sir." said Jane! "shall I show her in here ?" "Certainly not : but into the draw ing room, 1 replied somewhat i sharply, as I clipped off my some- what dilapidated dressing gown, whippd on . respectable looking ; coat, brushed my hair off my fore heada very intellectual one 1 thought it myself, at all events there was plenty of it and, assumins a professional mien and gait, entered the visitors presence. Could my eyes deceive me 1 Yes, no ; it was, it wasn't, it must be she the will-o'-the-wisp I had been chasing for many a weary mrnth. "Mr. Marmaduke, I believe," she said sweetly. " "At your service, madam," I re turned, in a tone tbat faltered with emotion, born of my great love for her whom I bad only seen twice in mv life. "l owe you my very best thanks," she said, beaming on me from out of those lovely eyes. "Tbe chemist in the Strand gave me your name and address we have only just returned from abroad. I have never forvot- ten how kind vou were to me a per-! feet stranger." "Nor has your face ever been ab sent from. my heart," I answered im pulsively, forgetting that I was only a poor, struggiinc medical man, and she no doubt a wealthy heiress her attire was rich, and diamonds gleam ed in her ears and neck. She blushed with sweet surprise, and said : "It is nit kiird of -rovt to say so. Mr. Marmaduke. I hope we shall become great friends. Papa is aU..- no nermanent relief: rratil he great sufferer with rheumatism ; be has been under tbe treatment of most eminent physicians, tried the different spas and baths, bnt all to no purpose. ' Can von help him, for Imj sake? I'm sure yoa are very I bow friend, placed ay hand on my heart, which was throbbing vio lently, and said : "I undertake to cure jour father in a week, perhaps in a day, if he j will place himself under my care." i ; To come to the point, and make a ' that General Wiiton was to be my j patient. a: sv IIt dear lampnted father had had his own peculiar tneory about rheu . . matism, derived from astorr be bad read of an eastern physician, and, un 1-r bis directiou a room bad been constructed, the iron fioor of which was capable of being heated by de grees. He averred that heat was the great curative agency in such com plaints, and I pinned my faitn to his theory : it I succeeded, tnere 1 1 i i . i 1 as wouia ne me cnance ne spcite ol The general came on crutcbes,and was placed iu the room, seated on a 'chair, his feet quite bare, and resting on the tloor. I watched the process of cure from a convenient spot, unseen by him. As the iron got hotter he raised one foot then the other, slowly at first, then quicker. I was delighted ; but evidently he wasn t, for he roared like a bull and demanded to be let out. Presently he hopped about swear ing like a trooper. Then no dancing bear could imitate his antics ; be was on his feet now although he bad entered a perfect cripple. The cure was complete. I unlocked thedoor, and hurried in with outstreched hand, saying: "My dear general I " Th next moment I lay on the in candescent fioor, seeseless stretched low by a blow from the irascible old fellow's crutch. Wheb I regained consciousness, Dora Wilton was bending over me, her tears falling refreshingly on my face. I am now her husband ; for the general, out of gratitude for my ser vices, could not refuse his consent to our marriage. Dora and I often chat about our romantic meeting, and I feel thank ful tbat all our happiness is due to "A Terfect Cure." With Grant at the Theatre. ' Did I ever tell you how General's ; uraui anu cutro.an ana i went to the theatre?" said an old telegraph operator to an Txrt".- reporter. "No said the scribe as he produc ed a stubby :er.cil. "Well, I'll tell you. though it was an exhibition of cheek on my part that I wouldn't have repeated for guld. I was at work in Nashville in 0-5, wLtn Grant arrived just after the acci lent iu Louidiaua which made Litu use crutches. A friend and mv self went to the theatre one . . . I . 1 I T . . night. The -Louoe. was save orte row of seats. A crowded, little eur-j prised that they were empty, I ad- vai.ced to them to find a guard at each end. I. was ordered en" and fold they were reserved for Geceral Grant and staff. 1 fell back to the head of the airle, and just then the General, Sherman, and other officers came in. Tbe manager, rot up in great shape, with light kid gloves, bustied up and led them forward. I said to my friend: Gome on, we be long to this party." "Come back, you black fool. You will get your self in trouble." However,! follow ed them up. I bad on a sort of un dress uniform, blue panU with red stripe, vest with military buttons, and a fatigue coat, I came up in time to see every seat occupied. The manager turned and saw me, and said : "Why, Captain ! I beg pardon I thought I had reserved seats enough. Wait a minute, acd I'll provide you a good seat." ' I was willing to wait, and he stepped to a major across tbe aisle. "Oh, Major will you give your seat to one of General Grant's staff? I will get a chair for yon.u The Major got up, and I sat down ard saw the show through. Don't know what would have happened if the Major had learned who I was "How did Grant look at that time ?" "Very ordinary and plain, with hut little expression in his face. Trrre Haute Erpre. Am Kail to Bone Sera ping. Edward Shepherd, of Harrisburg, III., says : "Having received so much benefit irom Electric Bitters, I felt it mv duty to let suffering humanity know it. Have bad a running sore on my leg for eight years ; my doc tors told me I would have to hav. j the bone scraped or leg amputated II used instead three bottles of Elec- trie Bitters and seven boxes Buck- len's Arnica Salve, and my leg is now sound and welL Electric Bitters ara sold at fifty cents a bottle, and Bucklen's Arnica Salve at 25 cents per box, by C. N. Bovd. Southern Alaska. Alaskans claim tbat although its northern portion reaches into the Arctic regions, its southern part has a winter not so severe as that of Maryland and Kentucky. The cause is the warm current called the Kuro Sino. coming from Japan, which may be called the Gulf stream of the Pa cific. Sitka is in the same latitude " Aberdeen, Scotland, being 57 de- grees North latitude. For fifty years the records of the Russian observa tory showed only three times a tem- perature aa low as zero. .The sooth eastern portion is clothed with for- ests wnicn are moeuy conuerous.anu as dense aa those of Washington or i i a i r . i Oregon Territories. The abundant yellow cedar furnishes a timber for ship building in which the teredo does not work. tMartiiBa Dfacovery. Mr. Wm. Johnson, of Huron, Dai, writes that hi9 wife had been troub led with acute Bronchitis for many rear- and that all remedies tried procured a bottle of Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption, Coughs, and Colds, which had a magical ef fect, and produced a permanent care. It is guaranteed to care all diseases of Throat and Itpg,or Bronchial Tubes. Trial bottles free at CN. Boyd's Drug Store. Large size, tl.(0. Berlin has bnt one church to ry 50,000 of its inhabitants. ev- era A Doc Tbat Steals Papers. V . i ry - T xpieruay forcing. a.ua carrying route on Case tsavsriii im lurirH i i t , i r iii iitvd,i ma ) but he kept a certain distance from l T .1 t iAJs. i. much a lwuci vu 3k. ui cu, thadqg washed me. and waited until I trl a Hiciii'fl dr than h went up to the fence and tried to etin, but. the gate tailed. Then he wistful'.j eved the for a few miuto, and then rto.nr tir A tpw nkir.n'K anil Ifi.n E -r - - - , ijiwww liit. tie watcneu me wuen I threw a second paper upon a porch. Then waiting until I had got altout ninetv feet, he suddenly Humped upou the porch, seized the paper, and started off. I watched bi.u and saw mm go in the back. part of the yard where I lelt the pa- " i , 6 ' ; , ;rr. ie yard where I lelt the pa - :p over the fence, run several yards, and the Jar avenue he stood still a per, jure through seve down Ced. minute and looked back, and as soon as he saw me coming he ran off. and that was the last that I saw of him. ww mis naa nappenea to me two or three times before, and I had to ! pay for papers which I had carried taithfu v." " " " Ir M'a. TAmrwrv.r : UlIC JUU17CI1 LU UVUUkC, 1IUKJIU The opera season reminds me of! wa3 then gettirz the powder and Taghacetra. Now that readoubt- glares reaily "I will be going by able poker player, bilhardist and j Moore's quarters after while." masher 13 gone I may tell a little' Dr. Moore was a great wag, and, story of how he once broke up Nil!- quickly taking in the situation, be son, who j laved Marguerite m New 4 partT lo tii, jtke on Gneral York when he was a member of ; Sherman. "Bv the wav. General, sirasoscn s company. tag wa- on auu mc uiLirr ujiiumio w as n 5i"s.,ier m rv ouartus. and you toe part c! aUntme iu "t asst. better Uae lLe oce (jtneral Howard Tag nvited a few German friends to ha3. Bv thls tiaie Generr.1 How a "small and late" at Morett's andjarti had the powder all ready and calculated on having a good time, j handed the ?!ass taGeneral Pherman. When Tag arrived at Morrett 's he fouod that genial but peculiar eat ing hou.-e did no boast the posses sion of any Limberger, of which he knew bis friends were fond. He rushed out to another establishment and bought a pound. As he was on his way back he was met by Scrakosch, who was hunting for him It set tus the other baritone had tak en sick and Tag wns needed to play the pert. Remonstrance was vain. He had to go. He west to th A 1 - theatre and he laid his limbergr down in a corner wLile be went to dres, having dispatched a note to his friends to keep it np until he wa3 dead and could join them. After t while he thought him of the Ltm be'ger and he found tbe ch.-rrcs hid got away with half of it. He was mad. He seized what was left of it and before he could fir.d a safe place he was called on for the last seene of his part. He jammed the Limber- isrer ii-side his doublet and rnshed on He died and Marguerite came and threw herself prone on his body. She bent down to kiss him. The audier.ee thought she never acted so welt as when stie raised herel? sud denly and faced them with an ex pression of horror on her face. It was Limberger. Thy thorght it was remorse. A Caaacieoraous t. at. It was at one of these hydraulic mines that the fugitive cat had found friends ; acd as after several visits she lay watching their opera tions, she seemed to reason it all out in her own mind that as soon as the great dirt-bank opposite her showed signs of giving, way ..under the ac tion of the water lorced against it, the men would rush for shelter to the shanty near bv, to which, of cape the falling earth. So reasoned USCUT ,ut," vuiriuc. " pussy.if these kind friends cf mine? "ppl? tltirtj cr forty bushels of son in dantrpr from t ties mrri.im.Jn.n Kontv h nnni i -"j I, in returu for their kindness, watoh the dirt-banks and give them prop er warning" Now, as you all know, there is nothing a cat dislikes so much as water; just watch your kitty shake un p ui.uuij -ta tto rir-ij .u- i j ever take stimulants in mo ts a puddle, and see how disgusted roenU of .-treme exnau-tion. That she is if a drop of water falls on her j Dreci-ely the time and state when nose or Dacs. out mis sierra Neva da pussy was a most conscientious cat. She felt that it was her duty to make some sacrifice for her friends. and so, after thinkir.z it all over, ehe took her pL'ce right on top of the nozzle of the "mor.itor" (as the big iron pipe through which the water w forced is called ), and here, in spite of occasional and most un welcome showerbaths. she would watch for the first movement of the falling bank, when she would go like a flash with ali the miners at her heels until they all reached the shel ter of the but. So faithfully did she perform her self-imposed task that, in a little while, the men gave up their precaution of keeping one eye on the dangerous slide and waited for puss to give tbe signaL As soon as they saw her spring down from the comfortable bed which the mi ners had made for heron the "moni tor," they would cry, "The cat; the cat 1" and started on a run for the shanty. And it was at just such a moment that I came to the mine and encountered this most conscien tious eat leadirg her friends to safe ty. Htnrs fur Hasbaada. It will soon be time to dig bait while your wife is house clean- j ing. 7 - ' j The ring on a woman's finger is; only for shew, bnt if yon think the nng in her voice m tor sbo just I ask her husband. 1 tlHn mrMn hn inst heen invented In' Vienna,"" gays an ex-ia horse!" exclaimed the gentleman change. The dickens you say!fash glanced at the bilL "W hy 1 Why we married one ten years ago. j I haven't owned a horse for the last The average male head it said to I five years.r ' contain 12S.000 human hairs. Yoa ' "I dont know anything about that can k bow at any given time how (replied the yoang man, "but wasi many won nosseaa bv countinz each! given the bill hi collect" . f nkht those which vour wife basj polled out daring the'day and sub-! going down to tke gas office ta pro tracting. .' , ' i test a bill sentia fur the the three Belmont, X. H., boasts of having months that my bouse was shot up, a woman who goes out and chops wood wi& her husband. It w qat a common ueg ice women to mop florae 1 Boigm a wu pay wr some the floor with-their husbands, but 1 other family 'a gas." we never heard of chopping woodt ! with them. 1 Hoe 'em, sweet, hoe 'em, the smart young fanner, when hisr girl asked him what he was going ! to do with his potatoes. c U. o WHOLE NO. 1766. A Jok.c oa tbe GeawraX a; cea oenerai ouermaa s army iit t c-u . was at Goldsboro, the Generel tisxi ! wn ina r mi iMna T-ifT-A ft i i tun ri fr. ard. and while there thought ed ' . . : ri KJV m unua vi uutcv. uw, .all the efficers in .th army knew I ..r- . T IIawi i.i a wm -vi . I tamnaponrt i proclivities, and were strict in this beinz shut, he.respect for them. Gen. Sherman j knew there was no whiskey in Gen. 1 Howard's headquarters, and there- .. v u-uiM' -T - Hnwam a har4 mi. rr Arm lore Qia nut rr-nuoa nis wants to General Ilov..a. Presently Docor! John Moore, the medical director I came in. and after a little conversa- ' tion General Sherman gave him a j wink and said: ' "Doctor, have yos a seidlita rw det iu your quarters?" The dee l , ' ' - ",r . . de iu your tiuarters ? ' The doc- tor answered that ho had. General ! Howard spoke up : j "Genera! Sherman, it is not nec- i essary t so to the d vtor's nuarters 1 1 have plentv of seidliU powders i . here, acd goi oner, too, I will eet you one. ! If there was any thing in Geceral Howard's quarters that Gen. Sher - did not win' ii , a aoi. .t r.ow- 1 i , . e . i . , . ilfir anil tr.erof.tr a'ii.1 tn I n ind Genera?'! ! IT., -,. ..1 . - n. !r-;.. ,-,ir. n u . i don-t think j fl lT a litz povr- had pither than offend Howard bv sav- ing he meant whiskey, he drank tbe foaming stuff down, much to his own disgust, to the satisfaction of General Howard aa l to the amuse- ment of the sta iS officers.-C.t! Lrwhr I.ime Burning for I-anil In many places limestone is plen tiful, and needs only burniug to af ford a cheap so pplv. There are sev eral ways ot burniLg, the simplest hpintr in "rlftmr." or Tiita. and with . r- r- - i ' 'a little care this may be done quite easily. A foundation of the iarg stones is made, having six or eight flues large enough to take cord wood into thiem, arranged by setting large stones in douhle rows, and covering them with other stones, and rilling in between them Th foundation should be sixteen feet in diameter, j A quantity of dry wood is put in . these flues, and more is spread over the wood, and a wall is built up large stones leaning toward tne centre m " " a conical torm, to prevent it from falling out ward. The inside is- LmU up of wood and small stones until it is ten feet high, when the top is covered with small stone. Fire is put to th dry wood, and when it is wetkind'ed stones are put in front of the flue to moderate the draft, fresh wood being pushed in twice a day, until the stone is thoroughly burned The ouer wall is plastered with mud to confine the heat, and as the stone settlers inside the top of the wall may be pushed ; i- ,t, . i.;t the outer wall will stand until the1?1?- Other poiwb wqai stone thoroughly burned, when 'it is taken down and used for making another pit close by, and being partly burned it is broken up and used for the inside and fresh stone -"v uuu It i i fine powder. It is used on t i i j .. i i l . r""" """ , never ploughed in : it mav be broad casted on eraas or clover fields with benefit A Pmt'yl-anin Farmer. Precautions la Taking Stimalanla. there is especial peril ofdischarz- ing the List remains of energy and leaving the nervous centres too ex j hausted and powerless to recuperato; There is in nervous action, as in me cbanical motion, a dead point at which inertia becomes imminent 2. Never take more cf a stimulant than will suffice to stir the energies gen tly. If you want to incite a horse to action you must not whip him more than will suffice to rouse him. If more than this be done strength wiil be exhausted by irritation, -i. Nev er forget that stimulants are excitant and only when they excite to recu peratiou L ., to the formation of new reserves of strength as well a? to the consumption of the strength in hand, cau they be useful or even safe. 4. never persist in the use of stimulants tor the aUeviation oi iee - ics of mental or muscular weakness ( if the relief obtained is followed byi "depression of spirits,' "coldness ! of the feet," or "prostration," either of mind or body ; because when j these consequences ensue after a tern j porary revival of tone and power it is manifested thit the recuperative j faculty' is either net properly stimu-! h ted or ia itself exhausted, and harm instead of good is being done ) bv the atimulaticn. . . i He Was Rejrretrally Keatgaea. ' ' A citizen of Brooklyn was met at the door of hi cilice the other mora - ing by a young man who had a bill to collect 1 For shoetcga noTse 5 lorshoe- "Ob, weiiy-', j)b-w-t was just I not i see n no use. in mt w. j pay for shoeing another man's horse J A millionaire chinaman is among ' 1 the -residents of Rockford, Dik n 8aid!ta. ' ' ' " -- - : ' There are 11,000 hotel iatheSute of ew lork. Cclda An cmirrenL Ijondon ftbTjician. ' ; Dr. Giabatu, says : " It Lt not a cor j re ct practice, arur a culJ id caught, to make the room a person sits in 1 iniuch wanner than osual, increase the quantity of bedttou.es, wrpTj, in fliDceL, and dnak a large quanti ty of hot tea, gruel, or otfcer slops, because it wiU invariaklr irxtae I the t'everishntss. and in a majority t of instances prolong, rather ;han Ics- sea, me aurauon oi tne coiu. it u well known that confining inoculat ed persons in a warm room makes their small pox more rioletit by agamentinf the heat and ferer; and it is for the same reason that a similar practice with the present complaint is attended with analo gous results, a cold beine in real it t 'a siight feTer. In some parts of iv,,.,,,. .mnn,ir.t-rf - j , ' larre 5 f . i - . --- . .. . ..'-r. v...7.,. - , i , k.t ; r,. , . . A i : 1 t m..L ,u.Jf ..,.1 j" 1 ' -w-- atmoe- p'-iere and frequent draughts of coid . . : 1 . . l . : . 1 ' r . T . t tXXM .r I j ,patlent 3-hab,t 13 fuU acd (....I Mr. Graham farther says: "It is generally supposed that it is the ex posure to a oold or wet atmosphere which produces the etlevt called cold, wnereas it is returning to a warm aimoephere after exposure i which is the real cause cf U hn , ,i , , f!"00 1 vf. ?J ,s tJj.Z LSu . which is the real cause of the evil. weather every time cold air passes through "his nostrils and into the lung?, and consequently de- i creases the heit in those parts. As long as a person continues iu the ,j .. . 5 , . ; ,,. . e f." . tr . """Y"1 !'1' wut " T ,u T . v "a"" i sen, ana very orteu ukeasome warm ' !!?ah. to-k Kf self, anil very o:teu take : . J " . I the cold, it is said. The inevitable consequence is that he finds that he has taken cold. He feels a shiver ing which ok-ktoS hifio. dra.w nearer the fire, but all to no purpose : the more he tries to heat Liaiceli' the more he chills. All the mischief is here caused by the violent action of the heat. To'avoiJ tbi?, when you come out of a very cold atmosphere do not at first g into a room that has fire in it, or ii you cannot avoid that, you should keep for a consider able time at as great a distance as is possible, and, above all, refrain from taking warm or strung liquors when you are cold. - This - rule is founded on the same principle as the treatment of any part of the ' 1 l . i. . . rr:. wuen iro-ouu. a it -ere brougnt to the fire it wouid soon mortify, whereas if rubbed with 'snow no bad consequences follow I from it. Hence, if the following j rule were strictiy observed when ithe vtlmle body ar any part of it is chilled iTi;,g it to its natural itenn ai.d warm'.h by degrees the fre evjtnt ciildj w expenenc in winter would. in a great measure, be pre- vented. Theology aa a Trade. Men select preaching as a busines" a? they select law or surgery, it takes more years to train a minister than it does to train a man for any other profession. It takes as much talent to run a church as it does to rl run a country store. A store keeper is La business man, and a minister is not. iu Muuy mat nis a maa u (.ttatu usually unfit hiwr-fos y thing else Yet men select tbeoh gy as a tnrde, gather families upon it, and devote their years to its work. The minis try has advantages and di.sadvatagev peculiar to itself as a calling. A minister must live up to the style of tbe lawyer, merchant and doctor without a uthe of their reveuue. He must keep a hotel where strangers, agents and beggars in order must find quarters. He must send" his sons to college, and his daurhters I accomplished in au tne re- ! hnements tnat bejene to a mujoa- re years before a paying practice is secured. A minister s best salary is when he is young. Other men pass year in working up into a social position ; the minister takes his with a bound He may have been a wood-chopper, and his father a blacksmith, vet with hi, first sermon he takes rank witht he judee, storekeeper, and the aris to crat. His wife may have been a dairy-maid, a milliner, or a house-servant, yet the elite acd the titled stand back' and let her pass, as she out ranks them all. How to 'Wear the Hair. A lady asked if the hair coiled low in theTtspe-tyt the-reek has gone entirely out of fashion. Certanly not, and it never will. This country is full of sensible women who. in a1 matter even so simple as the arrarrge- mer.t rf their own bair-dressicir, to say nothing of far weightier questions haves mind and an eye of their own. The arbitrary observance of certain styles of coiffure, or a certain style in dress, is to-day almost a traditionl We will add, however, that crown braids and high coiffures arranged aia Josephine, or in Japanese style, have almost invariably taken the lead ia hair-dressing for the warmer seasons for several years past It m really more cool and comfortable stvle" for summer, and where it ia be coming it will be more generally adopted than the the classic coiffure a!a Lanztrv, so long the tavored af- 1 ranzemenL i In thecitadel is shown a small cannon which, was takenat Bunkers hill. A party of Americans were looking at the gun the other day, while a sergeant recited its history. "Yes," said a lady, "you've got the cannon, but I euess we've got the hiiL" As a patriotic epigram, this is worth a placp in history. . - Mrs. Franks, th first woman to i i r--. . r .l,...! k .- utuu vu vruraaw a?iuia, wbu i habited only bv sand-crabs, and the mother of the first white child bora there 53 gliIj lre taTe and heartv, ; tnor.;.n ad-anced . - j i. j In Henry i Johnson's Arnica .nd Oil Liniment combined the curative ptocerties of the different 0jjSt the beJinr qualities of Arnica. Good for man and animal Every bottle guaranteed. For. Sale by C.' N. Boyd, However bad a man w, ; he ' will j n3Ve acme friends; however good. he will have some enemies. Germany has no hod carriers. Brick are passed bv hand. The roller seating craze has struck the Sandwietrlstands: The Zuni Indians have smoked ci garettes for 700 yeara, Side issues whiskers. Silence ia a sign of wisdom.
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