M ILWAUKEET8 BAD BOY. cal joi do, any hurt," asked th ' Iwi bov of the gjocery man, as ne came in with his Sunday suit on, and a boquet in his button hole, and pried off a couple of figs from a new box that had just been opened. "No, sir" said the grocery man, as he licked off the eyrup that dripped from a quart measure, from which he Jiad teen filling a jup. 'I hold that. man who etts mad t a prac tical joke, that is, one that does not : injure lam, h a 1001, anu ne uugui to be shunned by all decent people. That's a nice boquet you have in your coat What is it, pansies ? Let me smell of it," and the grocery man bent over in front of the boy to take a whiff of the boquet As he did so a stream ol water shot out of the innocent-looking boquet and struck him full in the face, and run down over his shirt, and the grocery man yelled murder and fell over a barrel of ax helve3 and scythe snaths, and then grouied around for a towel to wire his face. . -Vou condum skunk," said the grocery man to the boy, r he toot up an ax helve and started for him, what kind of a golbasted squirt gun you got there. I will maul you, by thunder," and he rolled up his shirt cleaves. 'There, keep your temper. I took a test vote of you on practical jokes, before the machine began to play upon the conflagration that was ra ging on your whiskey nose, and you naid a man that would get mad at a joke was a fool, and now I know it. litre let me thow it to you. There is a rubber ho?e runs from the bo quet inside my pants pocket, and there is a bulb of rubber that holds about half a pint, and when a fellow emells of the poy, I squeeze the bulb, and you see the result It's fun, when you don't squirt it on a person that gets mad." The grocerv man said he would lend the boy "half a pound of figs if he would lend the boquet to him for half an hour to play it on a customer, and the boy fixed it on the grocery man, and "turned the nozzle so it would squirt right back into the grocery man's lace. Trying it on the firt to come in, he got it right in his own face, and then the bulb in his pants pocket got to leaking and the rest of the water run down the proo-rv man's trow?er'sand he gave it up in delist, and handed it back to the bov. "How was it that your pa hail to be carried home rrom the Mf ::iu ble in a hack the other night, h. Ftood clo.-e to the stove so his jants leg would dry. 4lle has not got to dnnkins: again, has he?" , noaid tile boy, as he filled tat bulb with vinegar, to practice on Li.- chum, "it was this boquet that got pa int 3 the trouble. You see I got pa to r-niell of it, and 1 ju?t filled h-ui chuck full of water. He got imJ aM.l t-ilied me all kinds of Mine', and said I was no good on arth. and I would fetch up in State's irLjn. and he wanted it to wear to the fuKia'iie. He said he would have iii. re fun than you could shake a j-tlck at and I asked him if he would fatch up in State's prison, and h- aid it was different with a man. He said when a man played a joke there was a certain dignity about it that was lacking in a boy, so I lent it to him, and we all went to the sociable in the basement of the church. I never seen pa. more kit tenlv than he was last hight He filled the bulb with ice water, and tlie first one he got to smell his button-hole boquet was an old maid that thinks pa is a heathen, but she likes to be made something of by everybody that wears pants, and when na sided up .o her and began talking about what a great work the Christian women of the land were doing in educating the heathen, she felt real rood, and then she notid pa's posy in his button-hole and 6he touched it and then she reached over her beak to smell of it Pa squeezed the bulb, and about half a tea-cup full of water struck her right in the nose, and some of it went into ber strangle place, and, 0, my, didn't she yelL The sisters gathered around her, and they said her face was all persperation. and the paint began to coineolf, and they took her in the kitchen, and she said Da hit her with a dish of ice cream, and the wimmen told the minister, and the deacons, and thev went to pa for an explanation, and pa told them that it was not so, and the minister got in terested and got near pa, and he let the water go at him, and hit n:m oa the eye, and then one of the deacons pot a dose, and pa laughed, and then the minister, who use to go to col lege and be a hazer. and box, he got mad and squared off and hit pa three times right by the eye, and one of the deacons he kicked pa, and he ot mad and said he couid clean out the whole shebang, and began to pull off his coat when they bundled him out doors, and ma got mad to see pa abused, and ehe left the sociable, and i had to stay and eat ice cream and things for the whole family. Pa says that settled that with him. He says they haven't got any more Christian charity iu that church than they have got iu a tannery. His eyes were just getting over being black from the sparring lesson, and now be lias to go through the oyster and leefstoak turn again. He says it is all owing to me." "Well, what has all this got to do with your putting up signs in front of iny store, "Kotton Eggs" and Frowy Butter a Speciatly," said the grocery man, as he took the boy by the ear nd pulled him around. You have got an idea vou are!f,,ii nrr.iwVl n-iri.. wuart , and I don't want you tocomej jn all attitude indicating that she around here any more. The next !1 A friM. irt Purina fmrn f ht tUnt. time I catch you in here I shall call the police aid have j'ou pulled. 5rs, . , . . , , stream Uickled to the floor from the The bov pushed his car back on j death wound. Her husband lav the fide ot his head where it llon2. 1 u,wn bis back at her feet, his vest ed,took out a cigarette and lititj)rn onen Mnopin ti shin n,l and after puffing smoke in thi face of a grocery cat that was sleeping on the cover to the sugar barrel, he aid: If I was a provision pirate, that never sold anything but what was spoiled so it couldn't be sold in a first claf store, who cheated in weighing and measures, who bought only wormy figs and decayed codfish, who got his butter from a fat ren dering establishment, his cider from a vinegar factory, and hu sugar from a. glucose factorv, I wuld cot insult the f on of the first families. Why. sir, I could go out on the corner, and when I saw customers coming here 1 could wJl a story that would turn their stomachs, and send them to the grocery u ihe next corner. S up ose I should tell them that the cat leep in tlie dried appl barrel, that j ach, aged five and six years respect the mice made nests in the prune ! ivelv. were found in the Th box, and rats run riot through the raisins, aud that you never wash your hands only on Decoration Day and Christmas, that you wipe your nose on your shirt sleeves, and that you have the itch, do you think your business would be improved ? Suppose I would tell th customers that you buy sourkrout of a wooden- Uhoe Tolaeker, who makes it by ofcabbase that he gets by swill, and you sell the' topble pl d you them that you putlozengers into the v vuui iiiai collection plate at cnurcn, ana r.horrAd the minister forty cents a pound for oleomargarine, you would have to close up. Old man, I am onto you, and now you apologize for pulling my ear. Tlie grocery man turned pale dur ing the recital, and finally said the bad boy was one of the best little fellows in the town, and the boy went out and hung up a sign in front, "Girl W anted to Cook," From Our Itojiuiar Corresiioudcnt. WASHINGTON U2TTKR. Washington, April 5. On Wednesday the President re turning from his "usual evening drive, stopped at a book store to look up some reading matter with which to beguile the tedium of his long South ern journey. Before he could step from his carriage to the door he was observed, and in. a few minutes a crowd gathered ana uiocKaueu wc sidewalk to the extent of compell ing passers-by to take the middle of the street, and the services of a po liceman were required to prevent the crowd from invading the store. Truly, greatness and distinguished position are subjected to ordeals ter ribly trying to a satiated appetite. I do not wonder that the President pants for a little obscurity, for the depths of some vast wilderness, and is betaking nimself to the dense shade of the Florida orange groves, And yet, if he is still an object ol curious inspection in Washington where Presidents have. always lived, moved and had their being, what may be expected to remain of him on his return from his trip to the far south, where the natives have no imnoention of a real live President? a ... for him during the next lew weeks, when even for some time past he Las beensickening and turning livid at the sound of the airs "Hail to the Chief and "See the conquering Hero Comes." iie left the city Thursday morning at 11:50 o'clock, on a spe cial train, accompanied by Secreta ry Chandler, Mr. Mills, of New York, and Private Secretary Phil lips, and many kind wishes that his journey iiugul oe pleasant, ana 111s lishing good, lietore his departure he named the new Cabinet officer, Judge Wal ter Q. Gresham, of Indiana. Ihe appointment is extremely well re ceived in Washington. Judge Gres ham has the reputation of being a man of decided force of character and has been mentioned for posi tions of the highest prominence for years. Hi3 courage 011 the field dur ing the war attracted the notice of General Grant, and the warmest personal friendship has existed be tween the two men ever since. He says hi3 appoiniuif-nt was entirely unsolicited and unexpected py lum- self. His political enemies accuse him of intense partisanship, which means that he is a strong lU publi can. His home is in Indianapolis, and he is said to be an insatiable reader of books. On Tuesday, the close of Mr. Mer rick's cross-examination of ex-Senator Dorsey, marked an epoch in the star route trial. In spite of Mr. Dorsey's evasions, convenient mem ory, and partial blindness, Mr. Mer rick succeeded in extracting from him some important admissions for the Government It is claimed by the prosecution that Dorsey was the instigator and organizer of the con spiracy, and the cross examination developed a good deal in support of this tneory. It has been shown tnat Dorsey furnished the money out of his own pocket to start aud equip the combination. The headquar ters were in his own residence on I street, and he personally watched and directed the preparation of bids. In carrving out the scheme he had devised, he sent to postmasters whose continuance in office largely depended upon him, even if they did not owe their original appoint ment to him, certain bonds, in blank, with the request that thev procure sureties and certify to them, without even knowing the character of the bonds. In one case at least a post master indignantly refused to com promise his honor, even at the re quest of a U. S. Senator who might be able to put him out ol oihee. Senator Jones, of Nevada, posi tively denies that there is any found ation for the rumor that he has had a disagreement with President Ar thur, or that he expressed himself as having made his last visit to the White House. He further savs his relations with the President were never kindlier or warmer than at the present time. The citizens of Washington were shocked Wednesday morning on learning of a ghastly crime that had occurred me nigni ieiore in a quiei : 9 commanding. The scrub is a neighborhood of Capitol Hill. A parasite, aud the farmer who doe3 drunken husband by the nameofjllot know better than to breed his de Prouville, who had been separat- j niares to anything and everything ed from his wife for seven or eight j because the "fee is low, had better months, forced an entrance to her j abandon his calling and leave it to house, shot her down, and placing 1 otner5 t0 follow. As with horses, so ilk.- iu 4.w 11 ucau itru ai iiti feet The lad v was well and favora bly known by many persons here. She possessed more than ordinary personal attraction, and was an ac complished linguist, being employed as translator in the Agricultural De partment The report of the trage dy rapidly spread, and the house was soon surrounded by a curious thrnncr On thp flivr nf tlio tvt. ;eued death. Her fair face was be spattered with blood, and a small over hjs flowed. face a rivulet of blood Baltimore, April i.ln explo sion of gas occurred this morning in a eewer in the northeast section of the city, which damaged the streets aai sewer $S,000to $10,000. Houses in tlie immediate neighborhood were injured, several cf them having their, walls cracked and broken bv the j caused by a boy throwing a lighted match into the manhole of the oimuwiun. 1 lit ptnA-inn won .ine explosion sewer. This afternoon while removing some of the debris the bodies of C. A. McCarthy and Andrew Hinten were, playing in the 6treet at ih explosion. "Oh, dear!" exclaimed Mrs. Fen dereon, when she read of the disaster to the City of Brussels, u and I was going to buy a new carpet in the spring, and I suppose this will make them awful high." From oar Regular Correspondent. PARIS LETTKIt. Pakis, March 20. The old established Ilara Fair, which from time immemorial has delighted the good bourgeois of Par is during Passion Week, was held as usual on the Boulevard Kichard Le noir, between the Bastile and the Boulevard Voltaire. It would re quire a born and bred cliaraiiier .to describe by their right names all the delicacies, having cured pork for a basis, which adorned the half mile or so of little wooden sheds that made up the famous Foise aux Jam bons. Seeing that the fair has its origin in the dues paid to the Bish- op ana chapter 01 ioire wameus Pans, on imported swine nesn, ana that during the week a rigid fast is imposed on all good Catholics, it is difficult to imagine why this partic ular date should have been chosen for the sale of the least mnigrc of all meats. The secret of this apparent anomaly is lost in the back pages of history. The present generation, es pecially the inhabitants of the elev enth arrondissement of Paris, accept their ham fair w ith a good grace, and under the shadow of the great ' sceptic whose name adorns the hand some boulevard adjacent, rush to buy the succulent porcine meat of fered to them at what the venders call the lowest prices ever seen or heard of. "Buy. buy, buy," 13 the motto of the ham fair, whether the hams be from Whestphalia,the pork tausages from Bologna, or dried sucking pigs, which, for all one knows, may have been extracted from the pyramid of Cheops. Nor is pork the sole meat dispensed in every shape at the fair. Sausages of horse flesh and donkey meat en closed in shiny red skins, and smok ed sections of mule were displayed on handsome stalls, adorned with medals and certificates of first prizes won at many an agricultural show. Charculcrie hijqwpluigique may have its devotees; certain it is that the es tablishments which are compelled bv law to announce the nature of their viands but are not obliged to state exactly how gallant 6teeds and sure footed donkeys came to be I transformed into sausage meat, are constantly surrounded by gaping throngs always ready to taste if not to purchase. At the northwestern extremity of ham fair in the annual mart for the disposal of every kind of worn out, old fashioned, disused articles, which can only be classifi ed under the general appelation of rubbish. What other name, indeed, would apply to an exhibition where rusty nails, horse shoes, and batter ed in kettles predominate, and where second hand wooden legs, tarnished door knobs and Prussian helmets with the spikes knocked off can be purchased by the dozen? The deal ers in these heterogeneous ware do not, as a rule, "run to" stalls. Their goods are spread out on the ground. passers-by being urgently requested to turn over the heaps of rubbish in search of what they may happen to require. Here ana mere a ncsety table, covered with the cheapest of cheap jewelry, proudly stands out among the piles of worthless old rubbish, but rusty iron in every con ceivable shape, from six foot levers to ten-pennv nails, holds its own, while a dealer who can display a worn out sword or an antiquatea pistol without a lock puts on all the airs 01 a high class bnc-a-brac mer chant. The most curious feature of the rubbish fair is the tenacity with which the venders refuse to abate their usually exhorbitant prices, but the initiated affirm that prices come down "wonderfully on the last day when articles can be obtained at the purchaser's price. The Value of Good Stack. It is not in the power of any class to monopolize the privilege of breed ing the best and it is the duty of every farmer to take heed and learn 'a lesson from the experience of those who make a specialty of breeding for blood and merit Farmers ad mire good stock as hmhly as any class, but they are slow to avail themselves of the advantages they possess. A man who lately sold high-priced colt was not a farmer, He knew nothing of stock-raising outside of horses, lie was not even a judge of any breed of horses except the one he was accustomed to, and yet he disdained to raise a Ecrub colt What he has done can be done by every farmer, and while it is not expected that so large a 6um will be realized for a young colt as fco.UUU. which he received, yet it is an easy matter to raise one that will sell far up in the hundreds. Are farmers and stockraisera willing to be idle and see novices outsell them, and 1 beat them at their favorite pursuit ? jUut it is not the trotter alone that brings the higher prices. A good farm horse bred from first-class draught material, and of known ! blood, has a marketable price which , other stock. Inlenonty in stock is the sign-post of bankruptcy, and points unerringly to destruction, for experience has proved that no farmer has yet been a first-class prac titioner on the farm who did not keep a close watch on the method of breeding Ins animals and keeping them up to inflection. Killings' Guide to Health. Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into. lis honest if yu kan. if yu kant 1 be honest, prav for help Marry yung. and if yu make a hit don't brag about it Be kind to your mother-ia )aw, and if necessary pay her board at some good hotel. Bathe thoroly once a week in soft water and kasteej soap, and avoid tite butes. Exercise in open air, but don't saw wood until vu are obliged to, LaH eyery time yu are tickled, and laff once i a while enny bow. Jat hash washing day and be thankful if yu have to shut your eyes to do it Hold the baby half the time, a d always start the fire in the morning and put on the tea kettle. Don't jaw back it only proves that you are as big a phool as the other phellaw. Never borrow what you are able to buy; alwuz have sum things you ron't lend. ' Never git la a hurry ; yu jeap walk a good deal further in a day than yu can run. Don't swear; it may convince yu but it is sure not to convince any others. If yu have daughters, let onr wife bring them up. If she has got fVl I n Til ft n BArtOA Bha ron Knn t t 1 1 -. - vu j uui theory. Kloqoence Which Won so Old Soldier' Suit. A distinguished company of law yers sat in the Supreme Court room ) recently talking . over old times. Among them was Colonel Charles S. Spencer. He was in hia usual happy vein, and told a new story. "JL was retained," he said, "by an ex-eoldier of the war to sue for the recovery of some $1,800, which he had loaned to a friend. The late Edmin James was counsel for the defendant I went to work zealously for my client, James cross examin ed the plaintiff in hia usual forcible way." "You loaned him $1,800?" Mr. James asked. "I did sir." "It was your own money?" Mr. James continued. "It was, Bir," my client respond ed. "When did you lend him the money?" was the next question asked. "In July, 1S66." "Where did you get the money, sir?" "I earned it, sir." "You earned it, eh? When did you earn it?" "During the war, 6ir," was the re ply, still in a very humble tone. "You earned it during the" war. Pray, what wa3 your occupation during the war ?" Mr. James asked. "Fighting," the man replied mod estly. "Oh, fighting," Mr. James said, somewhat taken down, and instantly changing his manner. "I smiled triumphantly, and even snickered a little. James was half mad. Well, we went to the jury and I, of course, had the last to say. I sailed away up to glory. I spoke of the war, of the lives and treasure it cost us ; of the awful battles that de cided the fate of the Union ; of the self denial and bravery of our men who left home, and wife, and chil dren, and father and mother, and everything that was dear to them, and went lorth to fight for fireside and freedom, and the salvation of the nation. I pointed to the plaintiff as he sat there, still with the same air of humility, and even sadness. I said that was the sort of a man who had fought our battles and saved our flag, and shed his life's blood that we and our children might enjoy, uncurtailed, tlie glorious blessings of freedom wrenched from the hands of despots by our sires. I worked up that jury, and the plaintiff him self drew forth an unpretentious handkerchief and wiped away a tear. I got a verdict for tlie full amount, of course. "As we were quitting the court room James said: 'Spencer, your war speech eained vou the verdict If you hadn't discovered through my cross examination that the man had fousht in the war, vou would have i...., kin My friend," I replied, "if you had only asked the man which side he fought on, you might be going home with a verdict My client was an old rebel." Kffect of Bangs 011 a Girl. Bangs on a girl give her an unruly look, like a cow with a board over her face. You take the gentlest cow in the world and put a board over her face, and turn her out in a pas ture and she trets the reputation of being unruly, and you would swear she would jump fences and raise merry Hades, and you wouldn tgive so much for her bv ten dollars, only for beet It is so with the girt 11 she wears her hair high on her for- head, or brushed back, or even had frizzes, and has a good look, you will bet your bottom dollar on her, and feel that she is as good as gold, and when she tells her young man that she loves him. there is no discount on it and no giggling back ; but take the same eirL with her front hair banged, and when she looks at you you feel lust as though she woul hook, and you can't trust her. She has a fence jumping look that makes a young man feel as though he wouldn't feel safe unless she was tied hand and foot so she couldn't get out of the pasture. A girl with bangs may try to be good and true, but its awful hard work. When she looks at herself in the glass and sees the quarter of her forehead, she says to herself: "I am dangerous; they want to look out for me." She thinks she is all right, but she is constantly doing that which a gir who wears her hair brushed back would not think of doing. The bang girl may belong to the church, and may try to put on a pious look while the hymn is being read. Uut . she will look out from behind those bangs sidewise at some meek and lowly young Christian who is trying to get ids mind fixed on the hymn, and he will get his mind fixed on her, and it will break him all up, and he won't know whether he is singing "A charge to keep I have," or "She's a daisy." The bang girl may place her bangs down on the back of the pew ahead of her during the morning prayer and try to be good, but one eye will rise like the morning sun over the back of the pew, and that eye will catch the eye of a young mau. two seats to the right, who is trying to cover his face with one hand while he tries to keep the dies off the pomade on his hair with the other, and his interest in the prayer is knocked into a cocked hat The banging of a girl's hair changes the whole nature of the lit tle wretch, and she becomes as a gun that is loaded. You take a picture of "Eyanline" and bang her hair and site would look as though she would "run at" people. An Rathuriiastfc Endorsement. Goeham, N. II., July 14. 79. IJknts V hoever you are, I don't know, but I tban tlie Jxrd and feel grateful to you to fcnoy that in this world of adulterate medicines thera is one compound that proyjes and does all it advertises to do, ana more. F our years ago I had a hi ight shock of palsy, h;ch unnerved me to such an extent that the least ex citement would make roe shake like the ague. ; Last May I was induced to try Hop Bitters. I' used one bot tle, but did npt see any change; an Okhe? ,dd so change my nerves that they axe nop leajiy as ,thev ever were. It .used lo ifs bpth liands to write, but now my good right hand writes this. Now, if you con tinue to manufacture as honest and good an article as you do, yon will accumulate an honest fortune,, and confer the greatest blessing on your fellow men that was ever conferred on mankind. TIM BURCII. -,.You 8milawjieajrQU see a child tryics CfTS ita owb ihadpwf but how -many have been grasping ihad owa all their lives, and. atifl con- j unue .10 reacpt out ana ; grasp as long ag bruta itd eyeaigbt last. ;. ' if - m - The How Butter May be Spoiled. Good butter may be spoilt in churning. Over churning ruins the texture and changes the proper wax ines.s to a disagreeable, sickly greasi ness. This is the more easily done in a churn with dashers, which will J press the butter against the sides of the churn and squeeze and rub it until it is spoiled. Too long churn ing spoils the quality by the oxida tion of the butter and the premature formation of strong-flavored acids in it, the full presence of which we call rancidity. It may "be spoilt by too high a temperature, by which it is made soft and oily, and of greasy texture and flavor. No subsequent treatment can remedy this error. It may be spoilt before the cream reaches the churn by keeping it too long, or what is practically the same, by keeping it in too warm a place ; 50 degrees ia about the right tem perature if the cream is kepta week; if it is kept at.G2 degrees, three days is long enough. White specks are produced in butter by over churning it or by having the cream too sour, either of these faults produce curd in the milk, and the small flakes of this cannot be washed out of the butter. Milk from a cow in ill health, and that is acid when drawn, will produce specky butter. So will the use of sali containing specks of lme, which unite with the butter and form insoluble lime soap. White specks are covered up to a large ex tent by using good coloring, which is made of oil as the solvent lut this use of coloring being used to disguise a fault, and to add an "un deserved virtue, is most worthy of denunciation. The Bad and Worthless Are never imitated or counterfeited. This is especially true of a family medicine, and it is positive proof that the remedy imitated is of the lighest value. As .soon as it had been tested and proved by the whole world that Hop Bitters was the pur est, best and most valuable family medicine on earth, many imitations sprung up and began to steal the notices in which the press and peo ple of the country had expressed the merits of H. B., and in every way trying to induce suffering inva- lds to use their stuff instead, ex pecting to make money on the credit and good name of II. B. Many others started nostrums put up iu similar style toH. B., with variously evised names in which the word Hop" or "Hops", were used in a way to induce people to believe they were the same as Hop Bitters. All such pretended remedies or cures, no matter what their style or name is, and especially those with the- word "Hop" or '"Hops" in their name or 1:1 any way connected with them or their name, are imitations or counterfeits. Beware of tbem. Touch none of them. Use nothing but genuine Hop Bitters, with a bunch or cloister of green Hops on the white label. Trust nothing else. Druggists and dealers are warned against deaung in imitations or counterfeits. A Cincinnati woman knocked her husband senseless ' with a copy of the Bible. The word of God is pow erful. MACKEKEL AT Oflt HOl'SE. HOARDING Few people who eat salt mackerel stop to think of the adventurous life led by the men engaged in catching the creatures, these men are sub ject to hard knocks and every kind of exposure. 1 he celebrated fishery house of Jas. u. larr & tsro., Glou cester, Mass., say : ''We have had on board our vessels frequent cases of cuts, bruises, sprains, and summer complaints. Our captains Bay they wouldn't go to sea without Perry Davis's Pais Killer. A man stopping his paper wrote ' I think folks otten to spend their munny for paper9, mi dadda dident and everybody sed he was he was the mtelligentest man in to county and had the smartest family of boiz that ever was." An Old Man's Belief. Have used Parker's Ginger Tonic for my bad cough and hemorrhage I had twenty-five years. I feel like another man since I used it Am CG years past Believe it sure to cure younger persons. A. Orner, Higbspire, Pa. A Crpenter's Fall. Lancastkr, April 3. About 12 o'clock to-day, Charles Rush, car penter at the poor house, while mak ing arrangements to move to Lan caster wis instantly killed, lie had placed a stove, which was on the second story of the almshouse, on the elevator to lower it to the firs lloor, when the rops of the elevatot broke and Mr. Hush falling with it tr the first floor was instantly killed. Hope fur Drunkards. My husband had drunken habits he could notovereome until Parker's Ginger Tonic took away his thirst for stimulants, restored his energy of mind and gave him strength to atteud to business. Cincinnati lady. Little Arthur bad been to church. " How did you like the sermon ?" asked his sister. Pretty well," responded the youthful critic "The beginning was very good, and so was the end. but it had most too much middle." For dressing the hair, and beau tifying it when gray, nothing is so satisfactory as Parker's Hair Bal sam. Aunt Esther was trying to per suade little Eddie to retire at sunset, using as an argument that the little chickens went to roost at that time. "Ves," said Eddie ; "but then, Aunty, the old 'hen always goes with tbem." ' ' ' " ' ' THEGRlmiAN REMEDY. FOR PAIN. Baihnre and cures BHEU3UT1SV, ' Neuralgia. " Sciatica, Lbmiago, pACftJiCUf, IEAJUCH4,tWTiUCia, SORE THROAT ' quinsy, swKixnroa, aPBAIKS, Soreneu. Cuts. Bnaata, FROSTBITES, - , Bram, mium, And all other bodily i FIFTY CUTS 1 IQTTLL told by an Drnnristaaad Ilralm. IMreeUMW in II taaeuagea. Tat CtariM A. Vsajaiar Co. tsssssswa w a. nuui cn CLARK Indian Cures all diseases .An Bowels. Kidneys, Skin and Blood. . Uillions testify to its efficacy in healing the above named d iseases,and pronounce it to be the W BEST BJCiMiiiDx HINUWJN TU JW.-a.lM. Guaranteed OgiTAGENTS Laboratory, 77 West 3d street, I TRADE Mm, Dr. CUrk . I troabledwith Pilpiution ol in Heart, but sicca uiiinjr your Indiaa Blood Hjrap 1 have received much relief. ACCIDENTS HAPPEN EVERY DAY in the Year. PERRY DAVIS'S PAIN KILLER . IS the GREAT REMEDY FOR 1CKX3, Crrs, Bkuises, SrRAHtS, Scratches, CoNTcsiosa; Swellings, Scalis, Sorks, Dislocations Felons Boils, &c, &c. DRUGGISTS KEEP IT EVERYWHERE. J DR. FAHRNETiS THE wonderful cures effected by thi now well known remedy, not only in our private practice at home, but throughout the Lnited states, ftas drawn the attention ol tne meaicai profession iu us use thronihout the land. In Chronic Rheumatism or Constipation, Milk I-ee, Scald Itesd, b.m l'i eases. Ulcers and BoiU, Ki'lney and Urinary weak ness. Female weaknesses ami letter attect'.cr.s. A large proportion of the Chronic and OiiSTirtATi Tiskass that afflict Maxkind have their ori-in n an impure state ef the ltujoD and a depravel tond tion ot tne liver, ana poisons mc vc.y Life; end no better remedy can I used thr . Health Restorer. A Sisclk Botti.i: v nrrdiiresiirh a chanre of feelin? as often to AsT"N" ' the 9UFFEKKR. lie ADV1SS1I anu ktvc IK 11 wi. A.. LHL'GGISTS AND TOBltiEErEKS sell It. Pkej-aked Ey DR, I. FAHRXEY & SOX. HAGERSTOWX. MI). so. miTHr.npftFT Incrcafw-s in poptilnritT every dny, as ladies And It tbo inont COMFORTABLE AUD PERFECT FITTENCJ corset CTir worn. Mer chants sy it civw the lxst satixfaetion of any corset they ever old. Warranted ratisfBrtorr or money re funded, for sale by PARKER & PARKER. Beautiful Homes. FrewoitiR, Kalaoinlniug, Pa per Hanging. MR. FRANK OAUL, who bag no superior in tlie above styles of work, has lust returned Iruui a protract ed tour through the east, where he "cauicht on to" all the novelties in his line. He is prepared to lumleta all styles of aper at priees to suit. Some of bis samples of papar are sim ply superb. Parties desiringr his services will hnd him al the Somerset House. MOST ETTENSIYE PURE-REED LIVE-STOCK Cutabllahmeatla tne. World ! o V. o X .'Ilila. Petrche-ron - trmsoi Pugllali lrslt llnnra, I rwtituC-Hret KiMidnlKrii, htirtlantf Ponies), Hulalrln mm ! Cottlea. Our customers bare the advantage of nr many years' txytritnet In breeding and lmiHirunk'.'arae colleetimi, opportunity of comparing diffrrent arte, low pricn. because ot extent oj aaxlitftt ami low raltt of tran?iorlatlon. Cataluaeucs free. Correspondence solitited. POvV FXI. BROTHERS. Springboro, Crawfon. Co.. Fa. MonUon Herald. t ianl7. T EGAL NOTICE. Tu Kebccca Slpe, widow. Michael H. Sipe, Alex ander, now Qereased, leavlnteonecbiltl, Msrstie . Sipe, Nancy, lutermarried with Josuiu Mm Her, Snsan. Intermarried with Ellas Me vers, now of Kails t'ity. A'el Sarah, intermarried with Itavlil Momrr, Frank fijie. now of Hi.w.ttha, kansts, Aicnes, intermarried with Ed.Korns, Jenule, intermarried with Peter Sn-ieher, Kin m. intermarried with Iranlt iibeiicb, Annie, lutermarried with Oewrjre Schmurker, and d. f. Sipe. You are. hereby notified that In pursuance of a writ of partliion Issued out of the Orphans' (Joun vl tonurset county. Fa, I wilt bold an inquest on :h real estate of Henry Sipe. deceased. In Jenner township, at his lata residence, on Wed nesday, the ltih day of April, lsi3, where you can attend if you think proper. JOHN J. SPANOLF.R, Susntrr's Ornca' ( Sheriff. March-a.l'dW. ( PHOSPHATE For all Crops) $25 Far Ton. A TrieJ it Tatals Fertfe. IT IS A SCTER-PnOSPHATE AXD not Acidulated S. C. Kock. It Contains no Dirt or Sand, Its Analysis is Guaranteed, It Contains the- Elements of Plant Food, It Gives Good Results. Vfeq $ 2$ per ton of 2.000 lbs. . On can or boat In Philadelphia. - GflaraniEEi Asalyjis Printed onEielBas. SEND FOR CIRCULAR. ADDRESS BAXJGH & SONS, SOLE MAN'UPACITREBS, 20 Crath Delaware Ave., Phila. msi'jt. A DMIXISTIUTOIi'S NOTICE. Catal of CoaraJ Brant, late of FrothersvaUeT Twp., Somerset Co., Pa., dec d. Latum of administration oa tne above estate having: been eras ted to the anderslicned, by lb proper authority, notice la hereby given to tboee Indebted to It to make immediate par teem, and those bavins claims or demands will please present them duly authenticated for set tie meat en Saturday, May iu, 1SH3, at the lata residence of deeeaaod. HIRAM & BRANT, r aprlU . Administrator.. HlSiTHESMEa and Acute Gout, Jaundice, i;mou cisorucrs ami Liver Complaint, Pimplej and Eruption on the fi. e, Kryipela, lropical i'rontilcs. Painful and ditiict:!: Menstruation. Nervous or Sick Headache, C " tivepcs r'v"..jiiii-p., V'1.' r 'ml, -"f7 JOHNSON' Blood Syrup ol the Stomach, Liver, to Cure ysncpsia. WANTED. New York City. Druggists sell it Vnnvrowir. Pa.. Antrim 21t. 1MO. J Jk.vi.jj. THE IvIGi IT IS THE Lightest RunnlngShuttleMachine being almost noiseless. It has ; Sslf-Threading Shuttle, which tentton can be regulated '.without removing from the race: an Automatic Bobbin Winder by which a bobbin ran be woun.l as even s a spool ot silk wit aout the aid of the hand to guide the thread, thus assuring an even tention; A SELF-SETTOS HEEBLE ! A DOUBLE-STEEL PEED! & lan;or ?pace under the arm than any other fam iiy machine made, (loin if & larger vriHT anl ureater r ad ire ot wnrti than any lit m iiy nmchtne. Simplest construe ed, easieft managed, runat thorough build and best machine In the world Sold on the HOST REASONABLE TERMS! BY Jenner autcia ly X lloads, Pa. MARTIN SCHiEFER, Book Bind cr, Loccst Strat, Opiasits St. Juin's ScM. Johnstown. " Pa. ALL KINDS OP Books Neatly Bound AT LOWEST KATES. Old Books !Re-33ound. MUSIC BOOKS A SPECIALTY. Hurtles de sir in if books bound can obtain prices by dro;piDif me a card. Arrangements have heen mde wiierwby express one wy will be paid on all lare orders. Ail needed information can le obtained at Somerset HttkUaLU otfu-e. novla. F. W. CLARK, WHOLSEALE PRODUCE AND COMMISSION M ERCHANT, Corner Main and Market Strasis, JOHNSTOWN, PENN'A. avrl9 LIME! LIME! The Buffalo Valley Lime Company, limited, will sell, until further ordered, onslacked lime at the following rates: At cents per bushel, loaded on ears at kilns; at l'l cents per bushel fur any quantity leas than a ear load; at 11 cents per buhel delivered at any station on the Berlin Railroad; at 12 cents per bushel delivered at Meyersdale and Kix'kwuod: and at I2V4 cents per bushel delivered at all other railroad stations in Somerset countr, includinx all those on the Somerset i Cambria Railroad, i'aj ment ean be made to the following persons: John L Savior, at Frtetlens. W. H. Koonts, at Somerset. Harrison Snyder, at Koekwood. Frank tn-n, at GarTett. Samuel J. Miller, near Meyersdale. We must depeDit upon lime as the basis to fer tilize our IL (.h-der it now and have it ready when needed. Order from Frank Knos, Uarrett. nov: ADMINISTRATOR S NOTIC E. Estate of James Welicle. lato of Berlin borough, ' deceased. Letters of administration on the aVive estate bavin been granted to the umiersiimed, by the proier authority, notice is hereby iciveu lotbone indebted to it to make Immediate payment, and those having claims or demands will present them duly authenticated for settlement tu W. 1. Woodcock. Altooua, Pa. W. L. W(JDCX!K, mar28 Administrator. POTTTZ'S HORSE AND CATTLE POWDERS k J-JUT2 y PonK "! r,t t o- -. ror or xrn T" tr - ''lit i.-r ; t-.- .. :n : :t r-. .: i ! ..-: . v !'..-. ..... .,.,.l(., '(mrRll: w- . 1, 1 1 t,ji( 1, (., .:-!. . , t 'l ' r - tlo- inim'ii vo- 1 '' u I- ' ... a i uuko tUe blUcr t..j , . t. -MtV Wiw.i v " c-r. nr r.ror-ht eWft Even ..lit. u !.:. Mi 1 I :.M ., r h'l . t. I r ir.K v u.'..trt aarikractius. Kr.u.vvuf) w i-rn. CAVIP - roevc. Proprietor. B4I.TilioaE.jfD. HOW WATCHES ARE MADE. In a Solid Goi.i VVatcd, ssile from the necessary thickness fur engraving and polibliing, a large proportion of metal is needed only to stiill-n and hold the engrav ed portions in place, and upply strength. The surplus gold Is & tually needless. In Jame Boat Patent Cold Waieh Cue this VA8TE is saved, and boliwty and fcTBESoTH increased ly a simple process,' at one-half the cost. - A plate of eouot cold is soldered cn each hido of a plate of hard nickel conipoaitiot) metal, and the three are then passed between polished steel rollers. From this the cases, back, centers," betels, etc., are cnt and shaped by "flies and formers. The gold is thick twougu 10 aumn 01 an Kinds ot cnasing, engraving and engine durning.( These cases have been worn perfectly smooth by rise withoot removing the gold. TKi is the only cate made vwler litis process. Each fate is accompanied Ttilh a valid guarantee tinned by Ihe uumvfatiHrcrt warranting it to war 20 yean. 1.50,000 of these Cases now carried in the United States and Canada. J Largest and Oldest Factory. Established ISM. Ask, your Jeweler. , fit, GET THE BEST! More Somerset Coun ty people have read the T1W ATT. fliinnrr iho HERALD during the past year than ever be fore, since it was hrst printed. Because its news col-1 umns present all the latest news in an at tractive style. Because it always mf irives all the local news without burdening its columns with unmean ing and uninteresting correspondence. Because it is always reliable politically, and savs what it means and means what it savs. Because its Court re ports arc always full, fair and trustworthy. Because it is the me dium used by the peo ple of the county when they wish to let their neighbors know when they have a farm or anything else for sale. Because all legal ad vertising appears in its columns, and people are thus kept posted as to what transpires in the management of the af- I fairs of the Courts and County. Because it ha sthe best Washington anil Ilarrisbunr correspon dents attainable. Because it is active, aggressive, and always for the cause of its constituents. If you have friends who live outside the county, there is no more acceptable pres ent you can send them than a copy of their county paper. If you have a neigh bor who needs a paper recommend the her ald. It your children want a paper, subscribe for the HERALD. Subscriptipn $2.Q0 jpCr yCOiT, iddress HEBALD; Somerset, Pean'a. M t HISTORY REPEAT Pen's advent to this cot- two hundred years ago rry. regarded as that of a Clotf We continue in the snmlr: upon similar principles 0fV ty ana prudence, but largcd facilities and supc. advantages to the custo who has not only a lare from which to select, but privilege of returning and getting back the n-c. on all purchases that ci otherwise be made satis!ac t I t A.O.YATES&Cfj.S Ledger BCIII112, els::?! ci U lhiladclphia. Feb SS lMXIIIEIlTi liJL HAIR BALSAM g ouot of il5 j :KarLiiii? and p - At. It Ccntu;rj to tlie scai : y- and al way Restores tht Youthful Cotof to Grey or fiitih Parker't Hair Bakara is fineV jwrfunicrl n-. . ' varracted to prevent falling of the ii cr ar. . move dandruff and :tchu- 5. Hiscox Ats.S , Tl -A T5 XT"?? 3 ft r 1 GINGERTOIife A Superlative ncaiTB ana srrettgn If you are a mechanic or farmer, wm , orrrwrn-K. or a mmner run otrwn uy r.ni;.ycr r hold dudes try PaaKak' Gixciia l'vsic. 1 It you are a lawyer, minttcr or h.M.-icw ra fj luusU'd by mental strain or aiirrous e tes. , . intoxicaingstimaUfits,butusePaikcr3Cir.r. . If you have Coniuropsen, Iypep.i.i, i, ... , Ism, KidneyComp:n:nis, oranydivjiuvrofth. - Ia9 stomach, lwwels, blood or nctvcipAnn'sij aa TosiC will cure you. jtislheCreal-: I ; i " An 4 tea Bjit and Sarttt Cosofc Cure i vtr u If you are wasting away from jj-. dktrr.".-. T. any diiea or weakreas and reqimr a vitnu f Gingss ToxX at once: it wii! invi .r-,t Jl; yea up from the first dcr bnt will r.e r mi . ' it has saved hur.dies of liv c; it m..y b.t t - 0 CACTIOX r Ef-1 abilA.W. Pirk.r-i rr enznpo4 of tfc. brt withal wewiU in lo,wr!J.in : diS'Tvat trvm p.rpMUMMi. of cifpr j. S.ti.! i liaccx a C... I. V. A 1 us in Cr.AT SAVTNrt BtTiNG IOLL,K a. V at. lrsn'h aid hin; fr-crat'ce fu nn:: ; T ?-lihTf.d perfume eeedii )ilr pcruar. ' is arithias like it. Imtst as.on have; t; -; t to CoLOOJtaardlook for signature ot . nmtr V-tla. Aar '".'T' X o fc r- - -- - T RAILROAD SCHEDULES SOMERSET & CAMBRIA RA ilrca: ! r 3 U 'jfiijT a On and after Jane l'A trains will run SORTRWAKO. aoirTOTMl k C. T t ii'iii ii. riairt---' ;f 52 !J3 8Tnoi.a. V':- l: : : r. . :15 ol t:.M) r. m. 12:. to l:0ri l.ii 1:34: 1 40 2:tWl 2:lv'l 2::u T.M' 1:67! :15j A.M.I 4:00 ..aocarwooD... 6:la....alil.PtKD.... :3U i . . .SOU BBS nr. .. i: ....8SI01CK .... W ...ruiicoEss... T:u! ..TTTOr3r.. Hoorctutviu.! 7:t BUTHKL.... 7:oH' ....burdkk.... 8:051 .. isoLBSim... 8:30 i . JOH 8T o s . . A. M. T. 'H F it m i M ll.'Jd i.ii ' ll:u6 M : lirM 5:12.. lO Ai! a:u.. 1D:j! 4 .. lu U! :'i.. t::! .. : 4:01.. K .00 tii . V.li Hi .. The Mall, north and south, runs dailr: i Local Train daily except uoday. : On the Pittsburgh DiTtsh-o, B. a O. Kan -throuch passenirer trains, east bound, will Kuckwond at li-." a. m.. and 144 p. ur.'n: respectively at Washington at 1 li a .. a day. ami 8:41 next eTeninit. and at Kaltim.n. s:45 a. m.. same day, and at 11:00 next evecru. Westward-boand through trains lears bai-J : at J0 a. m., and 7 p. m., and WashiDKtii'.i a. m., and 8:10 p. m., arriving rejpecuteij w . Koekwood at i:ufl a. m., and 3:w p. m. BATIMORE 4 OHIO RAILROAD. PITTSBURGH UITISIO.V. On and after June 12, trains will run ' 1 KASTWARU. STATU VS. ; -. . r. . i a. M. ,a. a ' :10 8:iO:...PITTSBrKOH.... 3 ' 11:10 li:00 CONNtLL-JVlLL.E.; 4:J " U10: . VJ:a .. CON FL.V ENCE... I :S 12:lotj 1W CKSIN'A & K2 l:17j..BKCHiK SIDING.. 3:al VSrju tfc27t... PINKEKTUN.... J.-i: ' M:41 lli...OsEI.MAjr.. Wi' Vi ta U.4 ....KiiWtX)l.... 3'JO i 1.00 12:i4 ...ilNEJBl)VE.....i:i, l:u, 1:01 UAKHETT ! i:Wi l:12i l:0f. YOUKK ; H.4: l.iot .SALISBl KY ivnc. : .-n. 1:14 L.MEYEKSIMLE... 1 l:lti....KEYSnXK J' 1:4 lrt....SANIl'ATJH... ' 142' 1:34; BOVV.MAX .:1T l:6o' l:t! PHILSUW...... tmK 1:6! l:4Ut!....aLEXt;E. j :' 07; I:Mtf! FAIKHOPK 1:40 tlj a 10 .... HYNDMAN i fAt i:a0' 2:40,..UU.MBEKLANU..,W4 Mountain Express leaves Pittsburgh (S dajs only) at 2 p. m. : leaves lnnellsI!, ; '.nflupnoe, SSi..; Urslna. t:i0: Brooa S''3 i:38; Flnkert'OT, :; tasslia n. :: a'1! wood, t m); Pine Un.ve. t:li : larrett. 1 : ' t der,i; Salisbury Junril.m. eat MrT-r1!' 8:34. Letves Kkiool, 8:15; Mili'ord.s Jl: lives at Somerset. 8.rtf. Thronirh Mai! trainji dally. Erpsess trains dailv nrii Sandit. Accommodation trains and Fayette Exprw Ticket offlcea. corner Fifth Avenue and streets, and depot corner Grant and ' ruuourgn, r. C. K. LRI. Gen. Passenger Air I M. COLE, General Ticket As WISE eopla are always limk.iit ft.r AhanM V erease theirearniru.: time beeome wealthr: ho do not iiuon.ve their otiuortunlties rcav1 iniverty. We otter a grrat cbaac lomase ey. V e want many men. women, dots sad r-1 to work for as right In tnelrewn loeatitte. A. one ean do the work proerly from the hrst The buitness will pay more than ten tMn"1; nary wages. Expensira outtlt tarnished free. I one who engages tail to make money rv--'r Yob ean devuta your whole time to the "rLf only your spare moments. Fall Informitio" ,5 all that Is needed sent free. Address Jin" Co., Portland, Main. !; CO o Q ?f ? a 5 MS ? P 3. - S ft ! o CO P d 5 ,01 i" ,t ara : awh a will i r pre T VD-sta i u F f Is f I or Rtor 4 tn ad wait L 4 i t t
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