A WinXXJMK TO SPIUXG. Far in tbe ounny South she lingers, Vet slowly comes along; With fairy garlands in her fingers. With snatches of sweet song. Hot eres with promises are beaming, Her smiles will ra;nure brinR. The sunlight from ber bair is streaming Thrice welcome, p.vely spring. She brings as gifts, the royal maiden. r air iWi t do. k (lie bills; With i.ritii b-r anus are laiti, ISlurbcPs and daladills. Tale crocuses, have come before her. Wild bi.-ds ber welcomt sing; Ten thousand longing hearts adore her The gay world's dar'iBT, sprinp. That Bad Boy. "Yon don't want to buy a good parrot, do you ?"gaid the bad boy to the grocer man, as he puts his wet mittens on the top of the stove to dry, and kept his back to the stove bo as he could watch the grocery man and be prepared for a kick, if the man should remember the rotten egg Fi-n that the boy put up in front of the procerr last week. "Naw, I'don't want no parrot I had rather have a fool-lwy around than a parrot But whatV the mat ter with your ma's parrot? I thought ehe wouldn't part with hitn for any thing" "WVll she wouldn't until Wed nesday night but now she says 6he will not have him around, and I may have half I get for him. She told me to go to some saloon or some dig reputable place and sell him, and I thought maybe he would about suit you," and the boy brokeoptn abunch of ctlery and took out a few tender stalks and rubbed them on a codfish, to palt them, and began to bite the stalks, while he held the sole of one wet boot up apainst the stove to dry it making a smell of burned leather that came near turning the stomach of the cigar sign. "Lookahere, boy, don't you call this a disrptutable place. Some of the best people in this town come here," said the grocery man as he held up the cheese knife and prated his teeth as though he would like to jab it into the youth. "O. that's all right They come here 'cause you trust But you make up what you lose by charging it to other people, l'a w,iU make it hot far you the last of the week. He has been looking over your bill, and companrjg it with the hired girl, and the eay we haven't ever had a prune, or a d ried apple, or a rasin, or any cinnamon or crackers and cheese ut of your store, and he says you are worse than the James brothers, and that you used to be a three card mon te man, and he will have you arres ted for highway robbery. But you can settle that with pa. I like you, ttwsiiuA vnii Arena ordinary sneak thief. You are a high-toned, gentle manly sort of a bilk, and wouldn't take anything you couldn't lift- O, keen vour seat and don t get excit ed. It does a mac good to hear the truth from one who has got the nerve to tell it But about the parrot Ma has been away for a week, having a bidi old time in Chicago, going to theater and things, and while she was gone I guess tbe hired girl or somebody learned the parrot some new things to 6ay. A parrot that can only say "Polly wants a cracker," don tanount to anything. What we need is new 6tyle parrots that can converse ou the topics of the day and say things original. Well, when ma pot back I guess her consience hurt her for the wav she had been carry ing on in Chicago, and so when she heard the basemeut of the church was going to be frescoed 6he invited the committee to hold the Wednes day evening prayer meeting at our house. First there were four people came, and ma asked pa to stay and make up a quorum, and pa said seeing he had two pair he guessed he would stay in, and if ma would deal him a queen he would have a full hand. I don't know what pa meant but he plays draw poker sometimes. Anyway, there was eleven people came, including the minister, and after they bad talked about the neighbors a spell, and ma had showed the women a new tidy she had worked for the heatHen, with a motto on it which ta had taught her, "a contrile heart beats a hobtailed flush, and pa bad talked to the men about a religious silver mine he was selling stock in, which he had advised them as a friend to bur for the glory of the church, they all went into the back parlor and the minister led in praver. lie got down on his knees right under the parrot's cage, and you d a died to see 1 oily hang on the wires of the cage with one foot and drop an apple core on the minister's head. Ma 6hook her handkerchief at Polly, and looked sassy, and Polly got up on the perch and as the minister got warmed up and becan to raise the roof, Polly said. -0, dry up. The minister had his eyes shut but he opened one of them a little and looked at pa. Pa was tickled at the parrot but when the minister looked at pa, as though it was him that was mak ing irrevereat remarks, pa was mad. The minister got to the "Amen" and Polly shook hisself and said "What are you giving tie," and the minister got up and brusehd the bird seed off his knees, and he looked mad. I thought ma would sink with mortifi cation, and I was sitting on a piano stool, looking as pious as a Sunday School superintendent the Sunday before he skips out with the bank funds, and ma looked at me as though she thought it was me that had been tampering with the parrot. Gosh, I never said a word to that parrot, and I can prove it with my chum. Well, the minister asked one of the 6isters if she wouldn't pray, and she wasn't engaged, so she said with pleasure, and she kneeled down, but she corked herself, cause she got one knee on a dumb bell that I had been practicing with. She said "o my," in a disgusted sort of a way ana man sne began to pray lor tbe of Ttft.ZCuX retormation ot tut and asked for the C -.7 j j jrthespinttodecendon the household, and Darticolarlr on the boy that was such a care and anx iety to his parents, and just then Pol ly said, 0 pull down your vest" w ell, you d a aide to see that woman look at me. The parrot care was partly behind the window curtain, and they couldn't see it, and she thought it was me. She looked at ma as though she wag wondering why she didn't hit me with a poker out sne went on, and folly said, "wipe off your chin," and then the lady got through and got up, and told ma it must be a great trial to bare an idiotic child, and then ma Ehe got mad and said it wasn't -half so bad as it was to be a kleptoma niac, and then the woman got up and said ehe wouldn't stay no longer, and pa said to me take that parrot out doors, and that seemed to make them all good natured again. Ma said to take the parrrot and give it to the poor. I took the cage and pointed ny finger at the parrot and it look ed at the woman and said . "old catamarumn," and tbe woman tried to look pious and resigned, but she couldn't As I was going out the door the parrot ruffled up his feath ers and said "set 'em up," and! hurried out with the cage for fear he would say something bad, and the folks all held up their hands and said it was scandalous. Say, I won der if a parrot can goto hell with the rest of the community? Well, I put the parrot in the woodshed, and after they all had their innings, except pa, who acted as umpire, the meeting broke up, and ma says it's the last 6he will have that gang at her house." "Well, I must go. A boy has a pretty hard time running a house the way it should be run," and the bov went out and hung up a sign in front of the grocery : "Frowy Butter a Speshnlty." Peck" Sun. All Alone. When tbe house 5s alone by itself irexperienced persons mry believe that it behaves exactly es it does when there are peop'ein it; but this U a delusion, as you will discover if you are ever left alone at midn:ght sitting np for tbe rest of the family; r.t thi hour its true disposkion wil: reveal itself. To catch it at its best pretend to retire, put out the gas or lamp, and go upstairs. Afterward come down softly, light no more than one lamp, go into tbe empty parlor and seat vourtelt at a taoie wua sometmng to read. No sooner than you have done so then you will hear a Jittle chin, chip, chip, a'ong the top of the room a small sound, but persistent. It is evidently tne wall paper com ing off, and you decide, after much tribulation, that if it does come off you can't help it, and go on with your book. As you sit with your oook in your hand you begin to be quite sure that some one is coming aown s'-airs. Squeak, squeak, squeak ! Wtiut folly? There is nobody there to come down; but there no, it is on the kitchen 6tairs. Somebody is coming up. Squeak, s.iapl Well, if ltsa rob ber you might cs well face bi.ii. You get the poker and stand with vour back apainRt the wall. Nobody comes up. finally you aeciae mat you are a goose, put, the poker down, get a magazine ana try to reaa. There, that's the door. You heard the lock turn. They are coming home. You run to the back door, unlock and unbolt it and peep or.L Nobody is there; but as you linger the door gives a click that makes you jump. Jjy daylight neither jock nor stairs make any of these noises unless they are touched or trodden on. You go back to the parlor ia a hurry, with a feeling that the next thing you know something may catch jou by the back hair, and try to remember where you left off. Now it is the table that snaps and cracks as if the spiritualistic knocks were hidden in its mahogony. You do not lean heavily on it without this result, but it fidgels you, ana you take an easy chair and put the book on your knee. Your eyes wan der up and down the page, and you grow dreamy, when, apparently, the book case fires off a pistol. At least a loud, fierce crack comes from that piece of furniture, so loud, so fierce, that you jump to your feet trembling. ' You cannot stand the parlor any more. You po upslairs. No sooner do you get there than it seems to you that somebody is walking on the roof. If the house is a detached one and the thing is impossible that makes it all the more mysterious. Nothing ever moaned in the chim ney before, but something moans now. There is a ghostly step in the bath room, xou nnd out afterward that it is the tap dripping, but you do not dare to look at the time. And it is evident that there is something up the chimney you would not like to ask what If you have gas it bobs up and down in a phantom dance. If you have a lamp it goes out in a blue ex plosion. If vou have a candle a shroud plainly enwraps the wick and falls toward you. The blinds shake as if a hand clutched them, and finally a doleful cat begins to moan in the cellar. You do not keep a cat, and this finishes you. You pretend to read no longer, and sitting with a towel over your head and face, and hearing some thing below go "shew, shew, shew,', like a little 6aw, you believe in the old ghost stories. Ten minutes afterward the bells ring; the belated ones come home ; the lights are lit; perhaps something must be got out to eat. People talk and tell where they have been and ask if you are lonesome. And not a stair creaks. No step is heard on the roof; no click in the front door. The house has on its company manners only you have found out how it behaves when it is alone. How the Alligator Feeds. An alligator's throat is an animat ed sewer. Everything that lodges in bis mouth goes down. He is a lazy dog. and instead of hunting for something to eat he leu his victuals hunt for him ; that 'is, he lies with his great mouth open, apparently dead, like the possum. Soon a bug crawls into it, then a fly, then sever al gnats, and a colony of mosquitoes. The alligator does not close his jaw yet He is waiting far a whole drove of things. He does his eating by the wholesale. A little later a liz ard will cool himself under the shade of tbe upper jaw. Then a few frogs will hop up to catch the mos quitoes, and gnat on the frogs. Fi nally, a whole village of insects and reptiles settle down for an afternoon picnic. 1 hen all at once there is an rtbquake. The big jaw falls, the alligator slyly blinks c ,i " one eve. eulra down the entire menagerie, and opens his great front door for more visitors. An opera house on wheels is the latest dramatic novelty, and a com- Eny with headquarters at Kansas ity has been organized to build aad manage it It is to consist of eight railway cars, which can be expand ed by ingenious mechanism into a capacious structure, with auditorium and stage complete, and is designed for the benefit of communities which do not possess facilities for the pro duction of plays. It will run from place to place on the railroads, and carry a portable track upon which it can be switched ff and transform ed into a theater. . v A Missouri man got caught in a small whirlwind the other daj which raised him a little way from the pound and shook him until all his buttons fell oil. When the . thing stopped he muttered: "Reckon I'll hare to send for another pound of quinine." Adrewturea in av HoneymeMMs. They woke us up several times in the night to tell us what to do in case we were sick, and in the morn ing, before we were up, a waiter brought up our breakfast He said the landlord sent it up, and he stood around until we had to git up in bed and eat bveakfast I thought at the time it was kind in the landlord to send up our breakfast, but I found that the waiter who brought it up was a trave'ing man for a reaper fac tory at Rockford. It was just about as bad coming down here on the sleeping car, and I tliink half the passengers on the car were those same drummers that were snowed in. It was colder than Alaska, and I would order extra blankets and they would steal them. I had about twenty blankets put on the bed, and in the moroing there was nothing but a sheet over us. And every time there was a blanket spread over us there was a different porter put it oo,and I think they were all traveling men. Eyery little while somebody would pull open the curtains and sit down on my berth and begin to pull off his boots, and I would tell him the berth was occupied, and that he must have made a mistake, and he would look around at us as innocent as could be, and a-sk our pardon, and then go out aad scold the porter. Once 1 felt somebody groping about my berth, and I asked what was the matter, and the leilow said he wps looking for my wife's shoes to black. Then about every fifteen minutes tbe conductor would opeu the cur tains and hold a red lantern in and ask for our tickets. I tniok they funcbed my ticket sixty-five limes, think it was the traveling men who were slaving coai'iidor, but I was sleepy, and 1 thought the best way was to let them punch it Weil, about 3 o'clock in the morning some body punched us and saiu it was time to get up, as all the passengers we-e up and we would nave bieafc fast in fiTteen minutes. And then we hustled around and got dressed the best we could. Milwaukee Sun. An Karly Crop of Peas. There are two distinct classes of peas, those with small round seeds, and othera with much larger, i'Teg ulariy shaped peas, the surface of which is w.'iakled. the wnnkled seeded, or marrow peas, are as much belter tnan the otners as sweet corn is superior to field corn. The round peas, while not 60 good, are rnuc'i hardier r.nd earlier than the ot hers. Unless the soil is warm, and they germinate quickly, wrinkled peas will decay belore they can come no. The round peas are vaslly better than no peas, and are very accepta ble until tbe others come, lohave early peas they must be sown ear'y the earlier the belter. After the soil has thawed for the firet four inches, even if it be soHd below, sow peas. If the ground was manured and plowed last autumn, all the bet ter; if not, select the richest avul able spot, and open a drill four inches deep. Peas should be cover ed deeper than most other seeds. For varieties, the "Early Kent" is one ot the oest: it has almost as many names as there are dealers. "Dar-iel O'llourke" is one of the names of a good straiu of this pea. "Carter's First Crop" is another good variety, and every spring new extra early sorts are sent from England, which usually turn out to be the old "Early Kent" with a new name. The peas should be sown in the bot tom of the drill rather thickly, at least one every inch, and at first covered with about an inch of soil It is well to put about four inches of coarse stable manure over the rows; this is to be left on in cold days, but when it is sunny and warm, pull it off with the rake, and let the sun strike the soil over the peas, replac ing it at night When the peas sprout, gradually cover them with fine warm soil, placing the coarse manure over them as needed, until the covering of soil reaches the level of the surface. If a ridge of soil, a few inches higher tha the peas, be draw up on each side of the row, it will greatly protect them from cold winds. Wvhen the plants are a few inches high, draw some fine soil up to them, and stick in the brush. When the soil becomes dry and warm, the main crop of wrinkled peas may be sown. Two Way of Looking at Things. Two bovs went to hunt grapes. One was happy because he found grapes. The other was unhappy be cause the grapes had seeds in them. Two men being convalescent were asked how they were. One said: "I am better to-day." The ether said: "I was worse yesterday." W hen it rams one man says: This will make mud." Another: "This will lay the dust" Two children looking through col ored glasses; one said: "The world is blue." The other said: "It ia bright" Two boys are eating their dinner, one said: "I would rather have something better than this." The other said: ''This is better than nothing."- A servant thinks a man's house is principally kitchen. A guest, that it is principally parlor. - "I am sorry that I live," said one man. "I am sorry that I must die," says another. Says one: 'I am glad that it is no worse." Another. "I am sorry that it is no better." One man is thankful for his bless ings; another morose for his misfor tunes. One man spoils a good repast by thinking of a better repast of anoth er. Another one enjoys a poor re past by contrasting it with none at all. One man think he is entitled to a oetter world and is dissatisfied be cause he has'nt got it Another thinks he is not justly entitled to any and is satisfied with this. One man makes up his account from bis wants. Another lrom his assests. - I have been troubled with Catarrh for fifteen years. Ely's Cream Balm has opened my nostrils and reduced the inflammation". My eyes are im proving, so that I can stand strong light which 1 hare not been able to do for years. Nathaniel Fegley, with E. F. Montz, merchant, Wilkes- barre, Pa. While Dr. Gaersney, of Frank ferd, was visiting a sick woman in Rowlandsville, two children poured a pint of molasses into his tall flat The physician did not notice that his hat had been tampered with un til he put it on his head. There are 20,000 working women in Boston over fifteen years f age; their average earnings are four dol lars per week; and their board av erages three dollars and a half per week. A Heroic Mother. Fbepebick, March 8. Between two and three o'clock this morning Mr. Simon Cronise, who lives six miles east of here, was startled by the cries of his children and the sight of smoke and flames pouring in his room. With one of his children he escaped from the burning building and reached the yard. Then Mrs. Cronise threw from the window three small children, who was caught by their father. Six children were res cued, and as there remained another in the house the heroic mother re fused to leave, although her husband and children begged ber to jump and save her life. After the disappear ance of the mother in search of the little one she was never seen again. Both the seeker and the sought were burned to death. . A deaf and dumb man was seen at the window and was urged to jump by Mr. Cronise. He did jump and was found to be horribly burned, this evening, some distance from the house. The fire originated in the kitchen and rapidly spread. Owing to the late hour few neighbors knew of the disaster until daylight revealed the ruins. This morning the charred and unrecognizable remains were taken from the building, but itwas impossi ble to tell the mother from tbe child. A box about the size of a em;dl satchel contained the mortal remains of the two victims. Those who es caped from the house suffered dread fully from the intense cold and snow, the thermometer standing near zero. Mr. Cronise, who is a wealthy planter, lost everything in the way of buildings and papers as well as a considerable sum of money- m A North Carolina Story. Charlotte, March 7. One of the most remarkable maladies known to the medical profession of this State is now puzzling the doctors here. This is that of A. M. Wilhelm, aged about eighteen. If an ordinary bathing tub is filled with ice cold water and the boy s leet placed in it, in less than six minutes tbe water is mad" to come to a boiling heat The boy suffers the most intense ag ony, and has to be kept in cold wa ter nearly all the time. As soon as one vessel containing water becomes too hot lor use it is replaced by another, and the changes continued as raoidlv as the water becomes heated. Morphine is used in treble doses, but has little effect upon the patient He has been suffering with the re markable disease for about a month, and during that time has consulted and been treated by the ablest phy sicians in the State. It was caused, it is thought, by being terribly rack ed by a steam engine, upon which he got to adjust some portion of the machinery. The throttle valve was in some war moved and a full head of steam put on. The motion of the engine jammed the boy so as to de range his nervous system and leave him in the horrible condition he now finds himself. He is to be ex amined by some physicians from i distance. The case is attracting very general attention. A Court which Allowed: no Tramping on its Coat-taiN. An Arkansas man who was eject ed from a railroad car, shortly after ward brought suit for damages, and, after a long and interesting hearing of the cause, the judge delivered the following charge to the jury: "The plaintiff boarded the train for the purpose of traveling a short distance, lie had no money a fact which he frankly confessed. There was plenty of room in the car, so the plaintiff was in no one's way. The train is in the habit of travel ing the road in fact it has to go along there. The train would have arrived at its destination just as soon if the plaintiff had been on board. The machinery would not have been worn any more by haul ing the plaintiff. The President of the road would not have been in the least injured. And now, in view of all these facts that the train had to go anyway; that there was plenty of room in the car, and that the train would not have been injured by the plaintiff I charge you to bring in a heavy judgment in favor of the plaintiff, and that as t healthful ex ample to all parties concerned, the conductor be sent to jail for six months, and also that the clerk of this court furnish the President of the road with an account of these proceedings, together with an opin ion that he, the President, don't live far enough up tbe creek to tramp on the coat-tails of this court" Arkan eaw Traveller. Not Guilty. A member of a church congrega tion in Wisconsin was last fall charg ed with gambling in stocks and brought up before a committee for investigation. The trial began by a deacon asking: "Brother Smith, the charge is gam -bling in stocks." "Yes, sir." "And you plead not guilty?" . "No. sir I rdead euiltv " , j g - f-y - , - "Then you do buy and sell stocks, speculate in wheat and oats and sell futures in pork" "I do, sir; did'nt I give $1,000 in cash to help build this church?" "Yes." "Well, I scooped that in on a lit tle deal in pork Did'nt I pay in $500 on the organ?" "Yes." . ; "That was part of my profits on a spec in oats. Did'nt I foot a defi ciency of $400 in the ministers sal ary this year?" "Yes." "That came from a rise In Btocks. Did'nt I chip in in $700 toward the parsonage?'-' , "Yes." ; "That came from a corner in eats. Have'nt I whacked up on the orph an asylum, the new brige, the park, and the fire engine?" "You have." . "Wen, that means more corners and holding on till I fell my hair growing gray. Gentlemen, I will sjep out for a moment and let you reach a veTdict.,, He stepped, but it was only thirty seconds before he was called in and congratulated on a verdict of "not guilty. If all Street Xew$. Winston, Forsyth Co, N. a Gexts I desire to express to you my thanks for your wonderful Hop Bitters. I was troubled . with dys pepsia for five years previous to commencing the . use of your Hop Bitters some six mouths ago. My cure has been wonderful I am pas tor of the First Methodist church of this puce, and my whole congrega tion can testify to the great virtues of your bitters. . Very respectfully. .y..i REV. H. FEREBEE. Hop Bitters are the Purest and Beat Bitters Erer Made They are compounded from Hops. Malt Buchu, Mandrake and DandV lion the oldest, best, and most val uable medicines in the world, and contain all the best and most cura tive properties of all other remedies, being the greatest Blood Purifier. Liver Regulator.and Life and Health Restoring agent on earth. No dis ease or HI health can possibly long exist where these Bitters are used, so varied and perfect are their oper ations. They give new life and viporto the aged and infirm." To all whose employments cause irregularity of the bowels or urinary organs, or who require an Apetizer, Tonic and mild Stimulant, Hop Bitters are invalua ble, being highly curative, tonic and stimulating, without intoxicating. mo matter what your feelings or symptoms are, what the disease or ailment is, use Hop Bitters. Don't waint until you are sick, but if you only feel bad or miserable, use Hop Bitters at once. It may save your life. Hnndnds have been saved by so doing. $500 will be paid for a case they will not cure or help. Do not suffer or let your friends suffer, but use and urge thetii to use : nop ii iters. Remember, Hop Bitters is no vile, drugged, drunken nostrum, but the Purest and Bes-t Medicine ever made; the "Invalid's Friend and Hope," and no person or family should le without them. Try the Bitters to day. Restoring Faded Ink. A valuable discovery has been recently made, whereby the faded ink on old parchments may be so restored as to render the writing per fectly legible. The process consists in moistening the paper with water, and then passing over the lines iu writing a brush which has been dip ped in a solution of sulphide of arnonia. The writing will imme diately appear quite dark in color, and this color, in the case of parch ment, it will preserve. Records which were treated in this way iu the Germanic Museum in Nurem burg ten years ago are still in the same condition as immediately after the application of tbe process. On paper, however, the color gradually fades again, but it may be restored at pleasure by the application of the sulphides, the explanation ot the action of this substance is very sim ple: the iron which enters into the composition of the ink is transform ed by the reaction into the black sul phide. Submerged Farms. Memphis, March 7. The steamer James Lee arrived this afternoon from Friar's Point, bringing 200 ne groes from the submerged farms. Her officers report all the country farms between Memphis and Helena under water, saving three strips of levee yet remain. Austin, Miss., is overflowed with water to the depth of several feet and rushes through the town. The new levee at Delta broke Monday, which will cause se rious damage to many valuable farms. The rapid rise in the St Francis river has caused great loss to lumbermen, as thousands of logs are swept away by the swift current Much suffering exists among the in habitants of low lands, and their iso lated position makes it almost im possible to afford them uny reiief. When Ladies are AttractlTe). All ladies know their faces are most attractive when free from pim ples. Parker's ginger Tonic is pop ular among them because it banishes impurities from blood and skin and makes the face glow with health. "My dear doy," said a mother to her son, as he handed round his plate for more turkey. "This is the fourth time you have been helped." "I know mother," replied the bey, "but that turkey pecked me once, and I want to get square with him." tie got his turkey. Would you be free from Catarrh, Hay Fever, and Cold in Head? Try Ely's Cream Balm. It " is curing hundreds of chronic cases. Price 50 cents. Apply into nostrils with little fin ger. A Boston woman has just com pleted "a $20,000 mansion entirely out of doughnuts. Our slangy con tributor thinks she must have had the kind of customers that "took the cake." Deservedly Papular. Unless it had great merit Parker's Ginger Tonic could not be so popu lar. It sale has spread remarkably everywhere, because invalids find it gives them new life and vigor when other medicines fail entirely. Ohio Farmer. They are going to reduce the tariff, take the tax off matches and bring false hair down so low that it will be cheap enough to put in mince pies as well as hash. My daughter and myself, great sufferers from Catarrh, have been cured by Ely's Cream Balm. My sense of smell restored and health greatly improved. C. M. Stanley, dealer in boots and shoes, Ithaca, N. Y. . "I had rather not take a horn with you," said the toper to the mad bull; but the bull insisted on treating hitn to two, and the toper got quite high. An attractive, youthful appear ance secured by using Parker's Hair Balsam to all who are gretting gray. It is said that short, dumpy peo- le are more humorous than long, ank folks, on the ground that brevity isthesoul of wit A pawnbroker having joined a temperance society, it was remarked that there need be no fear of his not keeping the pledge. THE GREAT GERMAN REMEDY FOR PAIN. Keilm and eorce R1IEUMATISX, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, AfKACai, EElDACHJ,TOOTHiCHl, SORE THROIT, aciysY. swM4xa. rBSm, - FROSTBIT K8, BtCKXM, SCAKM AadllohrbiWWri fimCEITSIUTTLI. MoMbrun DnaM eaS Iteatrm. BinoUooe fa i tall Tbe Ourte JL Vogeier Ca. . 1111a , ,... 3. .'AIT 1 Trr jj Indian Ir. Cures all diseases ol the Stomach, Liver, Bowels. Kidneys, Skin and Blood. Millions testify to its efficacy in healing the above nflmorl riicuxisaa onrl TYrnnnnrirtfi it to be the 7 5 4 BEST REMJEDY KNOWN TO MAN. Guaranteed REAGENTS Laboratory, 77 West 3d street, Vt. dart Jiho:l ni trwirt limn ripiuu'in 01 we naan, on ilc sum j'r - 14 Bgwnp I hT raoelTcd much relief. J AXB .j.K 1 PIRKEll'S HATTIBALSAIL i f --- k prefened by those e. whoharttncdit, toiny IceaBt of us fupenor IdeenSna aad purity. It contains materials mlv that are beneficial to the tcalp and hair andalwavt ItsHm tat Yoatkhl Color to 6rei or Faded Hair urvw ywui - - PARKER'S GINGER T0UIC a SaptTlatlvt 1031111 mo String Restorer. if yoa are a mechanic or farmtr, worn out with overwork, or a mother rua dowa by tuwly or house. hold duties try Pamcu's Ginger Tonic. If you are a lawyer, minister or business man ex luusted by mental strain or anxious cares, do not take r.,..inglnp1i1fnt.hutingPiTker'iGimfetTomC If you hare Consumption, Dyipepsia, Kheuma. ism, Kidney Complaints, or any disorder of the lungs, stomach, bowels, blood or nerves.PAKr.x's Ginge Tonic will cure you. ItistheGreatest Blood Purifier M tko Sett twi Sorest Coogti Cure Ever Used. If yon are wasting away from age. dissipation or any disease or weakness and require a snmulant take Gincsk Tonic at once ; it will invigorate and build nop from the first dose but will never intoxicate, as saved hundreds of lives ; it may save yours. CACTIOH 1-IUnu n nMhwtn. Firlw Glarer TitcU mil, nil 1 el tka I Ml initial ipM uwwerid, i kaatinlr 4amtrYwar"tf'uca'f- SwaiortodarHi Ban a C, N. T. SOc 11 umo, l inUn l im. GREAT IAT1NQ Bl'TlKG DOLLAR S1ZK. In rich and lasone tranraoce has made this delightful perfume exceedingly popular. There la aothlag like it. lnust upon having Flursss. ton CoLocNa and look for signature of m mrj VieUe. Any 4nicrtit er fell In rrfimrv a Mp.lv jm SS ui4 Tf cnl rltr.. iAIKiE SAVISO BfYlXO TV. f.7T. Ache POSITIVELY CURED BY Benson's Capcine Porous Plasters. Urasoat Why lacy are FrefcrrcA to All Otaer Porous Plaster or Extcraal flcmrdlest l-irec Because they possess all tho merit of the trmurtbenhiK porous plaster, and contain In ad dition thereto the newly discovered powerful and active vegetable combination which acta with in-, creased rubefacient, stimulating, sedative and counter irritant eflecta. Second. TW-anw they are a ptrno ine pharmaceutical prep, (ration, and so recognized by the profession. Third. (-cause they are tho only plasters that relieve pain at once. Fourth. Bmnse tbey will positively cure diseases which oilier remedies will not even relieva. Fifth. Ikcause over COOOpliysician and druggists have voluntarily testified that they aro superior to ail tiicr plasters or medicines fur external use, Sixth. TVrnve the mannfartarers have received the but medals ever given for poroos plasters. Benson's Capcine Porous Plaster! SEABURY &. JOHNSON, Manufacturing Chemists. New York. A HOIKE REMEDY At LAST. Price tScts. MEAD'S Medlcateo CORN and BUNION PIASTER. FOB SALE BY C. N. BOYD, DRUGGIST aomtaref. Pat. DIPHTHERIA HAS 110 CHANCE WHEN TREATED WITH Perry Davis's Pain Killer This wonderful remedy has Bared the lives of many, many children who were almost dead with DIPHTHERIA. 8. Henry Wilarrn. Twtvthi, Mim., ray: "The surveons pnTOounccd mr case 1'iph. : uteri, and dmdtd that no rrmrdicfl could i rwh It, Perry Iaviti'a Pain kiUcir aared axy me. Urfm Loach, Kajthna, N. H., th: "I had painters' colic and lijbtherptW-rVr throat vtiry wvojreljr. Pain Kilter drove botii away." DRUGGISTS ALL KEEP IT. FINE READY MADE CLOTHING It b ns longer necessary for 70a to do pearl the small tailor with hi. high prices and United assortment, since we fan ra'rnish 70a Clothiig ready-made, fully eqnal to custom work, at about one. ha If the price. Write for Samples ' We will refund tbe money on all good 8 returned not found satisfactory. A. C. YATES & CO, Ltlfcjr Mm, CbM nl SiHl. Stmts, Philadelphia. falitt TATTRtn MaT'O Blood Syrup to Cure Dyspepsia, WANTED.PdI New York City. Druggists sell it Fotti-toww. Pa., Anxtut Hit. Wt THE WHITE IS KING- IT IS THE Lightest Running being almost oolse In I Sslf-Thrsading Shuttle, which tention can be regulated without removing I rum tne race: an Automatic Bobbin Winder hj which a bobbin can be wound as even ss a spool 01 silk without tbe aid of the hand to guide the thread, thus aMurlng an even lenuon; A SELF-SETTIM KEEBLE ! A ECUBLE-STEEL TEED! a lariter space noJer the arm than any other fam lly machine made, dotnir a larirer variety and greater ranire ot work than any lamll machine. Simplest construe ed, easiest nianafced, must thorough build and best machine in the worm. Sold on the MOST REASONABLE TERMS! BY Jenner X Roads, Pa. aul fcT CatarrLH ELYS'CREAM BALM nvfi 1 Effectually cleanses the nasal passages jt CfiFAU RtvUAl (Jut jrrnui virus jaus- Inir healthy .sere tiuos. allays .noam nation, pit .ects the memlnan jirom addi tional colds, complete ly beats tnesuresann restores the tense of taste and smell. Ben eficial results are re alised by a few ap. plications. A tbr uQKh treatment will cure Catarrh. Hay Fever. fcc Unequal. HAY-FEVER ed for cold ia the head. Agrees file to use. Appiy by the Ittle finger into the nostrils. On receipt of Mc. wlllmail a package Sold by Somerset druggists, marl ELYS' CKEAMBALM CO.. Oweiro, N. Y. ; MARTIN SCHJEFER, Booh Binder, Lrast Street, Opposite St. W. SM. Jolinstown. - 3?a. ALL KINDS OP Books Neatly Bound AT LOWEST RATES. Old Books Re-Bound. MUSIC BOOKS A SPECIALTY. Parties desiring books bound can obtain prloes by dropping rue a cam. Arrangements nave oeen made wnarehy eipress one way will bp paid on all large orders. All needed Information can be obtained at Somerset HsaaLD office. novl6. FOB SJXiIE ! A BARGAIN! A tarm containing one hundred and fitly acres of nloa smooth, luvel landwell Improved with good House and Barn, located within hall a mils of Roekwocd Station, and on tbe road loading from the hitter place to New Oemrevtllc. Somerset county. Pa. This farm Is located in Mlllord towuship. For particulars apply w X0A11 SCOTT, Ursina. Pa Not. tt. REST? not. Ills ts sweeping by, go ana oure before yuu uie, sotneibing mighty and sub lime leave behind to con quer lime. 0" a week in your own town, f5 out fit tree. PiorlsK tvery tiling new. u pita I not required. We will furnish you everything. Many are making inrtuuea. iJaities nuke as much as men. and boys an I girls make great pay Keaier. If yoa want bu.ioes at which yoa can make great pay all the time, write for particulars to n. Ualuctt At (Jo., rortlanu, .Maine. dec-AMr F. W. CLARK, WH0LSEAU3 PRODUCE AND C0MM1SSI0H MERCHANT Corner Main and Market Straaia, JOHNSTOWN, FENN'A. aprlt LIME! LIME! The Buffalo Talley Lime Company United, will sell, until Turther ordered, una lacked lime at tbe following rates: At cents per bushel, loaded on ears at kilns: at 1 J cents per hnahel fur any quantity less than a car load; at 11 cents per bushel delivered at any station on the Berlin Railroad; at 13 cent per buiihel delivered at Meyersdale and Uorkwood: and at Yi cents per bushel delivered at all other railroad stations In Somerset eoonrv. Including all those on the Somerset a Cambria Railroad. Pay ment ean be made to the following persons: John L Savior, at Friedens. W. H. Koonte. at Somerset. Harrison Snyder, at Kockwood. Frank Laos, at Garrett. Samuel J. Miller, near Meyersiale, We must depend upon lime as tbe basis to fer tilise our solC Or.ler It now and have it ready when needed. Order from Frank Euus, Garrett. DOV21 ADMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE. Estate of Bernard Croyle, lata of Shade town ship, deeeased. ltteraaof administration having been Isnoad by the proper aathorlty to the aaierst(aed, no tice Is beraby given to all parties) having claims against said estata to present them dnlvanthan. I : floated for settlement, aad to all parties owing aaki estata to saaka Immediate payment of the Saras to CYRUS BKBKEPILE, febT Administrator. GET THE BEST! More Somerset Coun ty people have read the HERALD during the past year than ever be fore, since it was first printed. Because its news col umns present all the latest news in an at tractive style. Because it always rivos nil tliolocnl news without burdening its columns with unmean ing and uninteresting correspondence. Because it is always reliable politically, and says what it means and means what it says. Because its Court re ports are always full, fair and trustworthy. Because it is the me dium used by the peo ple of the county when they wish to let their neighbors know when thev have a farm or ml anything else for sale. Because all legal ad vertising appears in its columns, and people are thus kept posted as to what transpires in the management of the af- fairs of the Courts and County. Because it ha sthe best Washington and Harrisburg correspon dents attainable. Because it is active, aggressive, and 'always for the cause of its constituents. Ifvou have friends who live outside the county, there is no more acceptable pres ent you can send them than a copy of their county paper. If you have a neigh bor who needs a paper recommend the her ald. It yourchildrenwant a paper, subscribe for the HERALD. Subscription $2.00 per year. Address HBBALB, Somerset, Penn'a. BAILS O AD SPTTiTTiT.: SOMERSET & CAMRRTa mi... On and after June U, trains will ran , .'j "r SUKTHWAKO, fcr . f ir 8p ar STiTlOSa. r. at. r. at. a.m.; t li 1 00 ..ttocsrwoott 031 OUiO l:0'i I ts ...MlLroRI. 1:2&I (3U ..siisinrr. 134) ....osieiuv. ...raisKsss... " W, ..errors-row. . 7:'HKvaasviixa 7 4'. ....aarriiai..... 7:M BuKDSa.... :0ii.. JOLKll... 0:30 1 ..Jon !i stow a .. ivs, 1 bU 0:10 - .-, .H i.n, runs Uaitb Local Train dally except Sunday. ' to, Th. Mall MMk . 1 1- . On the sMltaburgh liivlslon, tt. a q B.n through passenger trains, east oooaj' ,,, KorkwoMl .t l'-n n. . Wat. respectively at Washlngloa at jj . "'rT?,'M i day, and 41 nest evening, and at bairl . ...... . .1 1 i.u. u l j in. inmr. Hm.,Z at 30 a. m., and I p m., and Washingto. " EATIMORE 4 OHIO RAILROAD. PITTSBURGH 1MY1310!T. On and after June U, trains will run HWl BaSTWaau. ""Twas- STATIONS. --! I 0:Su....PITTSB!"HUH....' lirow CONNr.LA.-VlLIE. l'J:o ! . . CO N VImV tN C . . . I llfcWl IKS1NA I 1:17 ..Biiixih. SllilNG..! U::f7t .. . fl.Mvi.muN... I VZ3L .. CMj-Ki..4aN....I 12:44 ....KtM. k IKl.. l!ti4,:...PlNKtrMVE... ' l:tl'.... UAKHKTT ; 1:051... lODt.K l:10f .SAL1.-KLKY Jisc 1:14 ..JlfcYKKSlMLE. l:lti....h.r.YSlUN. l i ...SAMt PATCH.. 1:34'; lltiWMAN l:t PHIUSUX l:4tft! OLKNCOE. l:tl . FA1KHOPE..... i!li)....HYNIUN i:40,..CL.MlltKLANl.. Mountain Express leaves Pittsburgh (S,,.. days only) at p. m.; leares Council.. ni, . Confluence, 5; t'rsina. 0:30; Brook's si',, 4:3; Plnkerton, :41l: Casselm a. 4io- fi''!f Wood. 0:08: Plmilmii t li' I . . V der, fl:-J ; Salisoury Junction, 0:33 ; Mcver'. 0:3j. leaves Kockwood, 0:1s; Allllerd, 0 1 rives at Somerset, 0:60. ' w Through Mail trains dallv. Expsess tralus dally except Sunday. Accommodation trains aad Faretta Kinn. dally except Sunday. l"a Ticket fflces, corner Fifth Avenue and w streets, and depot corner Grant and Water Pittsburgh, Pa. MKk- C. K. LORD, Gen. Passenger Agent. L. M. COLE, General Ticket Agent. WISE. people are always on a. loOkBt (OP .h.n.... crease tbe ir earningj.a&: .hAilnn.il liiiiinm. ih.l. ' . ' "if" iuuiiic remain poverty. W e offer a gn-at chance to mane ey. W e want many men, women, bovs aad rm to work for us righk In their own localities. Am one can do the w,;rk properly from the ant veL The business will pay more than ten t'nestgii' nary wages. Expensive outfit lurnisbed Ires. ) one who engages tails la make money rapkiir You ean devote your wbole time to the aura, or only your spare moments. Full Information sat all that Is needed sent free. Address Stivboj a Co.. Portland, Maine. deew-iy ROCKWOODTEOUSE Opened Monday, Sept. 4, 1SS2. Situate right at the B. A O. aad S. k C. De pot. Kesta.nrant attached, ituth open day aad night. Ke tau rant baa been enlarged and nv muddled. Parties living along the S. k C. deiir lng to take night trains will And this a great to Tenience. CO i ft H Pi o o g r-H Eh 5" a an PC o W i 1 oo 0 N POtTTZ'S HORSE AND CATTLE POWDERS and r rT. " 1 '""easethe qoantlrror a, X Ed iw? at o ma. Ibe butter Una Dms! tTi?,?? m ahtiovt stmt DAVID .TOTiT.T,rtetor. f ALTTKO.aID. Valuable Farm FOR SJXjIE. That valnahle nrniuwrv ... - v. T D CriutiHeld farm, siluaie on the line of tho 8oav erset a Cambria Railroad, in Millord township, IsoUered at private sale. It contains 21T aervs, more or less, and has a nxst class Tires Story DMi Houss, bank barn and other outbuildings thereon ereof ed. This farm Is well watered, ia convenient is churches and schools. There is sn open bask ef No. 1 coaL Any one desiring a good home wiU flod this a good opening. Will baaoldoaesiy .eras. Apply to or aduress J. B. CBITCH FIELD, dee. 0. Xllford Station, Somerset C., Pa. FOR SALE. At Bockwooi, Somerset Coast', Pi, Junction B fc O. R. K. and S. A O. B 'H., all that certain property known as the "Eagle Hotel," Including outbuildings and Blacksmith Shop, WITH Tliree Lots of Gronna, 155. Possession April 1, lloa. Far terms. As., ad dress S. A. WIMd, Attorney, at Law, lfio 4th A venae, dee 11 PITTSBCROH. Fa. f) r7 f wk m1a at home by Is I L I t dustrlous. Kest business bow 0 ffl X fore the public. Capital sot need VL I ed. We will start yoa. Men, wo rn en, bovs and girls wanted everywhere to work for us. Now In tbe time. Yoa ean work la spare time. or give your whole time la tbe baalDess. otber business will pay yoa aearly as welL 1 ae eaa tall to make eaorraoas pay by engaging at ouoe. C-isily outfit aad terms (raw. Money mad rast, easily and honorably. Address Tac s k . Augusta, Maine. deaat-l? N' OTICE. Lest or mislaid, tiertisiual rxillrv of Insureoee No. 30000 issued by the Franklin Fire lnura-e Company of Philadelphia, on stone and brk-k court house ami prioa ami dwelling, on srk side I" nloa street. Somerset, Pa. Aey pers"a finding tbe same will please return It to Count Cemmissiotiero, Somerset, Pa. febU iT"" - -1 p lie -Z -. t :-s'4,--t-1U13I 4-, t ?l 4V- 4d i i 1 ADMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE. Estate f Jacob C. Schroek. lata ef M Iddleeresk Twp., Somerset county. Pa , deo'o. Letters of administration on the above estate having been granted to the undersigned by the proper authority, notice la hereby given to sll perevns indebted to said eatata to stake luiaMdt ate payment and those having elalnts against tM same to present them duly aataeatieated h set llemeot. on Monday, April a, 1083, at the nst denoeof the administrator. BOSS R- KINO, febl4 Admlaismw
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