u u The Somerset Herald Terms of Publication. Wlatard rj We.tMe.laT orata at J ,,,, tr,rrt: henancd x !t. nil satll all ,. notify mtan Min will t reev - . ... alklA ataS IKA BBSS IV. arrlii. -..-.moer. reavwlnk- frost oa r .tee a. th aa. u porajor aa MUMf""""1 Address The Somerset Herald, , Romerael, Pa. I 7 RED. W. REISECKER, ATTOKN LY- T-L W sp-oulii la Co. A Boertt' Block. I'. Y. KIM MEL. AT IX)K ET-AT-1.A W, to; 3 fraBorset, Pa. KOOSER. ATTUKNET-ATLAW, Sumereet, Pa. EOUGE li. SCULL. I I ATTORN EY-A T LA W, Sonar wt Pa. II. EXDSLEY. ATruKNEY-ATXAW, SoSMrSSt, P I.TI ENT. ATTOBXET ATX. buniirM. Peaa a. iT - I ) il. S( I LU 4 aTroaNEY-d.T-l.AW 1 Dumnn, Pa M j rums; ArrOi.EY-ATX., S.4nerei, te .,,fUtr an.aU Bioufc ,. I ..SCOTT, A A . a mK K ti -. TLA W Pa to br IX House. H baainoss antrum r7..i. - lit. urumuineM aD 14. ! ore mwiw - - ,f rliTH. w. h. m ri'KL ,m;iTll RLIThU ATTOKN EYS-ATI.A W. . . ih-1. .r will Dt M-u. roe. iu-. opptlt tbe nol !;Oi:N A- COLBORN, (J .ttohneysat-laW . .-.inn. intrusted in i " K i aTiried t. ti.41act.na .le In Soot 1 liJr.l .1 adjn'Bln; " c-Breey- to iivv. sMcm uoue raaiw. I01IN O.KIM MEL. .1 ATTOhNY.ATLAW, " Soaaereet, Pa. , u, .11 holBMi eotraj-wl U bit . inS mm""" i , . t MM. n. tMiij. II EVKYF.SCHEIX. ATTOKNEY-ATLAW. .. ..4 Pnalnt A BrDL. oonerin. Pa ffficrlD INT vol Black I.K! TINE HAY tTEEYATl.W v li-al f in ! M SomerMt, P ., ', i all iio-li eiurunad to hit wra will ' iu .no thirty IOHN H niL. 4 ATTORN EY-AT LAW Kumeraet, Pa, Wilt prii'tlT Uh1 to all bnrtnm. entrat Miart' ail nnwl oa ollectluol, a. Of- I, him. Wl t, In KanjB"tb Kuildtoc, J. G. OOT.E. ATTDBNEY-AT LA W, Soaiftfast Pa pruiWl(nl tattriMW ntranwl to wj car at- irikltc W wltn mnitiim aoa naemj. ILLIAM II. KOONTZ. ATTOKNEY-AT-IA w. SuBtntl, Pa, Wfll W nrnmpt attcntloa to hancfa otraat- r ir hi rt w Nwrl -no aajmuiog nuiuiuo. i ifl to PrlntB4 HaaM Row. tames l. nnn, I TTORNEY-ATl.W. (. K.Bimofb Blxrk. ah. Entrn Kin On nnH. vllfjrtiom tmatM rt'fcrl. till" rx.mhvxt. aa4 all taral basin i-iMlrH t. Kb immp'Deai SB- nariitj. IT.'- ,tVER. TTOFNEY-AT LA W, SlWIriaBti PSw. rm mxtoh nnnvtaiMl attmlnlna-AnafitrS. i". kaXTix ntranrd to blai will bcpromptl; vmrt4 ft. TA AO IHT.T'P. TTi'l!yrY-l-LW. 8Bc7Ft, Praa'a nvwic V FYFRS TT h N y Y- A T-L W . "wi rVnn'. 'l '.' ? to hlf. r will be . .t,!, n titrrw iftrt fidelity, "ftf tr lTi.Bi.rtb Wl wxi rlonrtorVnd'f II. HOWARD WYSNE. M. 0. MW Wftif lb . FT -' "IkI T"i -IbI irlT prrrtlr Hoar. t" Ipi La k'tOnn I Wt,M aln St. Or i u.i am roniN's. M N ' 1ST. SUM I RSET. PA. It It. Rlnrk. ho B '! lHn Tr ' uti t .11 tlBir h Miti.' prrpor ' ' i ifk. wli a fllin a ''I't " ! kr AnltlHal trxtkof allatwl f"""' 'h va'rriai Inarnad t)jTtinri ' ri"VM HICKS, 4 Jl'MH'E OF TH E PEACE. awncraet, Pana'a f AVKSO KIF.RNAX. M. D ton- drrr k Ip J. ofrarV aal "Trior to 1 .r cf in i.ibti . rlrltili? rlrraa t fowna at tba rt.rtrr t Mr atkrrii M.m Kimi mr mX tar 1 l!mrj tratnirr. ry a. iwt. r KIMStKIX H.4 KIMMELL E M. KIMMEl.I. SO nutrr hrir rmtrrafcina amirra to tba etrl t -mm , twi rittrli. (hrn( tbr WW ( r at .11 tlaira. an Ira Drntrrrina ' ! rQi-kft. ""t . I'-nrK- at tbrlr nffir, aa Halt tbr iavd IX J K MII.IER 1i:i8 rrmst- l'l Vmairo at Hrrlin a tk. T.r-tlr ol L,wol,',l "fttmnnraitt rhaiiai KriaalDa; apr.t-, 71- n: H-H. F.RUBAKER tenders hie annual naal ri. to tho attlaoaa mt ftom 'Mt .aa ririmtr ttrhr la mtdeao. Mate trrtarai a) tbe biaBwaa. ft!. W M. R A U C II tentlera hi, Bnavtna. arrrtoM to Iba dtiaca of Rota "a ttrti.i y rwHN-tM, & tTaTM A (tarkebfW 1 Ho. I)'1 a.c. miuj-:r, I'BYMt'lAN ASVSQE05, "Mrrawwrt leRxvtb Brad. ladUaa-whara a DH. JOHN BILLS, lit ajTtRT. ' bcTr Brart Mrfln a atora. -Mala Ctw ""V Buarct. Pa. QlAMOND HOTEL, TOYST OW N. 1'FNN'A. JaKt,iti wall axa boaar baa Utah i , rrbttvd kk all ar .atbtiarr. aklrbba aaada It a ar) ,t ' 1 I'la" a taa traacllaa pablk "Hr.vt rm. ranawi a rwriMwa. all br JT .at. . ! Irw -i -. Wardlt a raa ha ba at lar aiwaat ao I th. arrfc. na) r BMai AAMl r.tTKk Pn. " .. lwaaiiat Htujtaww .Pa IMIIO Ml HEALTH ! 'i Ja "o ant all. w y.r rjti t -'7 raa owr ai4 wa oat a i. rj a, ah we aBWel mftm ! in.iifiiiifc, . . . .. ,wwr in hi ft aaa r a if SMALL lrA4'K. ' He.hk kwtarrr wfctnb raaaa -sMsjBmsiJA-m 1 lie VOL. XXXI. NO. 35. Prank W. flay. EVTABL1MIFD 84TEABS. HAT BR OS., WHOLESALE AND RETAIL Tin, Conor an. Sfelronlare llaniif i So. 2S0 Washington Street, Johnstown. Pa. VZ aVUE PHEPaiEED TO CFFES RANGES, STOVES and At Prices Less than any other House in Western Pennsylvania. ftprdal attraUoa paid ta J.ihWtut ta Tin. Oalraaliad In and Sbaaulraa. Paaar Paaa Steaaj lia, H -lr Pipe. R.. Ana. Suoaitna:. Starkaul EDKinea. aod all work MrtaloiuK to tVilu- Far. .eva. E Umaia alrn aod work due-, bj ttratlaa John t'DIWk Sueara' Aaii-iNiin Owik. bioelator l Yaara Toilet tart. Hrvad 4naat. Oika H..I-. Obamhrr-Paila. klarrra ao. Parka o-iamua aa.lpla ei Ut-rman Mlmr Kuna. bri anoi. Hponria. Tea Tray Lined. Irua and KfimmrUxi H'area rin.ap and Htitr Ketllea. Me. I nroilera. Oviner rtruirera. raa tie it era. ail diflareat kinda. Bread Toaner Pia'ed Hrltantiia aod Wire i.atora Inia Suixla Kir. In ma. aad wverythioa; of are vee.ieq is in. Hiina; twainaieBt Aa liertrtjoe .it iBintr-uirea raarata tmnaaaa bereaaa M a at t ateet the w au u tt-l' no ..tnunlt m .Mir line, wttKa rd rUel at a low prto. All awda i!d AKKANTEIt AS KEPBrKKNTEl. the axier reiamlert. Call and are the Wn : aet prlrabi r i areha-r-: n tro bia aiaiw rih.h. rer hi oommetietai HauaiCaartni will nn Ztiierernt by baH Uter lit froa a. Men-haa' eeilina g.i In r line aboi l rrnd (it le-lepbl. Prior I ah. mil and qamat of laratpi . a hare no apprenticea all oar work I A .rrantr 1 to ha ot tbe bra qiL.ll; at luweat pi ice. To aara iaeej call oa or aead to tl l ltlllM...20 HMhibliiKln Kireel Jabnatawn. Penu'a. HERE IS THE PLACE! J. M. HOLDERBAUM I SONS NO. 4 BAER'S BLOCK. A Coiupl. tr AK-..rlniei,t t.l GENIRAL MERCHANDISE i-fiHtinw f STAPL5 and FANCY DRY GOODS! A I-irpe Astiortment of DRESS GOODS AND NOTION! MENS; BOY'S & CHILDREN'S CLOTHING! HATS ,BOOTS AND SHOES! CARPETS & OIL CLOTHS ! Queensware, Hardware, Glassware, GROCERIES. AUKind8 of Window Blinds and Fixtures, Wall Pap rs, umbrellas. Satchels and Trunks, Churns, Butter Bowls, Tubs. Buckets, Baskets, Toledo Pumps. Farm Bells, Corn Plant ers and Plows, Cultivators, and WAGONS! THE HOLAXn CniLLED PLOW, The CHAMPION MOWER & REAPER, Ihe CHAMPIOX GRAIN SEED DRILL, . With Detachable Fertilizer. TJIE BEST OF EVERYTHING AT J. M. HOLDERBAUM & ONS', SOMERSET, PENN'A. 0 UPHAN'S COURT SALE OF yalnaWe RealEstate. B airta of aa order ot iba Orphars r"oart of -oaer et fm-ty to bj dtreeo d I will tipoe. to ale by pablK oatera, oa Thurtdny, Jnnvary 18, 18S3, at 10 o'clock a. wi- wb the premlae the following; i av-.eVrede'u,ti,prer,0,J,'h A certain tract of land, aitaatcta Jenner Twp i.incraet eoanty Pa . a alnlna 1t acraeaad allow a e. 30 acre thereof rb-arct ao-t ender ! tat nt ra tiratl n Inlaoce well Hmlrrr4. f'y lo'rr leadfaf iMtchaeitntrt-r. " m rtaiowm. t nj Kline aa w Per, Bi-Tina i n ratal ereiieu a DwelliDg House, bnk m 0io prl a boaar st- ot her a baild- m bail IsMl-ll ins: there a Uri aa tanlt fjond tiearltir aiax 'wo t.arlw vein d c al p- ncd and rchard t.l tr. er .t o em.iee m v t work: aim. a l.ntr tre a ol noa ore qa.ll'y. 1 I well vappltetl won never iatllna r am in water aro ironeoi 'Bra ren r Iv htd liral In Jena.r towt-hip el aateoa i Hertford and UreeBrra: ta npiae two miles fr bi Jeaiertowa aa barms: -h a h rand arek wltbln l-tot a ant t - m daelllt a Booae. 14 Bile tsarist aad saw siill TERMS : One third to remain alien oa the preBi'ar after thepajaiCBt -fo. biA the ln'rrt-i tr he paid to thlH-w annnall dnrina ber lira, and at ker deatk tbe pti cipal to tbe i el's .4 deceaard; on third cask, ana to ooiaBceio iw exaai m.ii mt Blent rnm rate olMlewlth Int. tart: IS r rni talwiwidwheB pmtrty I k Boned an; - r aad lwjsjieBU to be armrrc h twdaawBt oat re J 7 1 , n a r.fi. n.. ecW Admirinratorand I rumee. 1 Ml nT)aiall AL NOTICE. TTfeielln Miller, f wfclow) Wn. K. Mtller. Aa'a stlter. John r Mil per. Harrta J Miller and ptitneaty ipiaoia. aad J. s mhit'. reeid- in la er. wen too cwwdit iki aad iccal ra,4 laOrra """J; .m ara kerebtr ao ISed that la Meaaane of a writ ol tatrtlthai'l-eaedoBtofthetfTph a 'foat 4 SdBcTrei e.a. Fa. 1 will Bold an Inquest w the real aetata of aroa atlller. .lepeaaed. at hi lata rraiiteBc. la nrw fen'rerllle txirowirn. naUiel'Sb d.r of J.oarry, lata, wbera yua ea auead if yea tiiiak pmpr. John j. spanqi.fr. tSBzmirf (am, I s Serin. Nor. sx. mbx. i FASHIONABLE 1 i UTTER & TAILOR, Marias: bad nany Saar ipencBis i all branches of be Tailoring; le hrea 1 gaaraBtee gaUsfectioa to all wba auy call ap oa and faror as wltk tbair pat ronage. Years, fee.. WSll M. HOrDHTETLIB, hMerat, Pas su rs somerset ccum emi fESTABLIRHKD 1877.) CHAILES.LS1E1KI, I.J FRITTi President Cashier. foUaetleo ssad to alt parts at tb failed llCHAEGES MODXBATX. Partlaa wlahbw to ad aoaey eat aaa b a. oaaesdatod by draft Hew Tork ,lm aaj mm. (Mien few BWta wita ymy. y . - r mm aoid Mowoa -ad aaksaklaa sat aead baaaaof I rXarWI' oakahssi eA sate, wttk a rat A Yale B tlsaa -oak. ACCOUNTS SOLICITED. VAB Is alBolWai CHARLES HOFFMAN. DEBCBAliT TAILOB, (Abo Hrjr HrdlrrS Paw. fry ! a latws BarVT ra) 'tiJwJ OTwb ,jU.I lalittl MIU4 U Mtfleai lAaaaak ; 'Bad GTSATISFdCTtCJ GVASiTD. SOMERSET.PatV. Jsha B. Bay HOUSE-FURNISHJKG GOODS IK GENERAL li-baiie iljr. Swla Ajrfnt for Nobl Uook. Prnn. In HoaM-Fanitabiov Oouda wa ollor I AlbbatA. Hobsb. J. 800TT WAKD. HORNE & WARD, spotaasoaa to EATON & BROS. XO. 27 FIFTH ATEXUE. PITTSBURGH, PA. sl'IMNG, 1882 NEW GOODS EVEEY IAT SPECIALTIXS EtxkrcisrriM, Lscst, al Winery. White 6dt. Hiaa korrhiefi. Ores TiiBikii, Matiar'. 6sMt Csrtett. Vsills lad Vsria Uadsrwear, ta fiats' sttd Chiidraa't Ctstkisf. Fsacy 6aoot, Yatas, Zesliyrs, Mats rials of All Kiasi far FANCY WORK, GELtf toMi Grafs, to, it i i KnrirfTll B IB BBSrSTTrCttT SOLIC"B tf - onvcKSBY MtiL attesdfo to ,wim ralr jitb DISPATCH awrl VlnrtTi n. taa rs EDWARD ALCOTT. ABTTaman m dbalb is LUMBER! 0At mm inn OFFICE AND FACTORY t URSINA, SOMERSET CO., PA. jyli-ly Kes. SOt a Aw SOC Mala Ktnet, JOHHSTOWH , PA. WBOk.SAI.E AND BETAH. DRUGGIST, AD DEAtVtK W PERFFIIERT, PAIW1R, II Ola l.a aad Patty. Hair and Teetk Braakoa. Faaey roelee. Telle aa Tls rVp. A r.a.il M edict ara aad kjraieiaa' Piaatfla. Art tBorBrawitBOBaad. "w m i -m-f r- r-l D A ' I . . laj l I I f. 1 irf XX W' obtalaed. aad an rsta the v. n. r-atewt . .i ta lBe Ooaru .nasi ad ta for aOOUATE rt rt W a ace OKrxarle te V. . rafB OBea. asV sxd k. PATCNT BUSIHIU CXCIUSIVELV, 111 ef drawiaa Is asat w sArlas ss Ja ree of ebarao; and wa Blake M tS XI CSTAJN rnrTtsTT. CM ACS t Vnllll TL ttIM WWT. a safer. Bare. A th rsstaaaJMr. tk Mat. sf th UmM Bt.r raa Dir. Bd Is eraatalsef t BSSSSSAl SB.SA, Somerset SOMERSET, LITTLK AH 81 0. Little Ab Sid Was Chinese kid A cute little cuss, you'd declare With eyes full of fan ' And a dom that begun Right up at the roots of his hair. Jolly And fat Was this frolicsome brat. As he played through the long-summer day. And braided his cue As his father used to In Cliinaland far, far away. Once o'er a lawn That Ah Sid played upon A bumble-bee flew in the Spring. "Melicsn butterfly!" Kai'l he, with winking eye, "Me catch and pull off utn wing." Then with his cap lie struck it A rap This innocent bumble-bee And put its remains In the seat of his jean; For A pocket there trad the Cliini-e. Down on the greeu Sat the little sardine In a style thai was strangely demure, And said with a grin That Was brimful of sin, "Me niashee utu butterfly aure." Little Ab Sid Was ouiy a kid. Nor could ou ex pet him to guess What kind of a bug He was holding so snug lu the folds of his loose tilting dress. Yi-ja! Ki-jip-ye! ' Ah Sul t ried, aa he Kuee humeUiy up from that spot. Ys-i! Yuk-a kau! Dam am Melican man lm butterfly belly much hot !" HER LAWYfcIC LOVER. It had been a longtnl ry jtjurney. An AukubI hiu blazed lu the heav ensthe peas of gently waving em erald corn along tbe track of the railroad swayed to and fro, and tbe very forests seemed to droop in the intense sunshine. Miss BoVMgv was going to be mar ried. Mies BoViige was the village milliner who bad recently inherited ten thousand dollars from an uncle in the cabinet inbkii.g buriiif-ss, who died at the gnud ul nge of two and seventy yar,.tni Lawyer Fox, who was the executor, had tteen smitten or at least he said he was smitten with the mature charms of the heiress. Lawyer Fox himself was not very young, nor had he been altogether Buccesoful in businers. But he was tall and stout, with a commanding presence, a deep basB voice, and a general acquaintance with the three syllabled words, which had often times stood him in the best of stead. He had made solemn court to Miss Bovage and Miss Bovage had smil ed and blushed, in a middle aged sort of a way, and confessed that Mr. rox was not altogether indiner ent to her. "But, la," said Miss Bovage, "what a fool I be. And me past thirty." ''Is not the full blown rose sweeter than the bud ?" gallantly demanded her swain. "Nonsense!" tittered Mins Bov sge. "Sweet one," persi-ted the ponder ous lawyer. "I beseech you, keep me no long r in sustense !" "Won't folks laugh at me ?" said the ex milliner dubiously. "What care we, Btlinda. for the laugh of of the idle herd." Lawyer Fox woured his timid client, "so loin? a- llierr is mut-ic in our hearts ?'' "But I'd calculated never to mar n .' hesitated Miss Bovage. "A ad pnnnihe is better broken than Upt." -Aim! I am told," added Belinda, "lh.it men ain't to be depended on." "My Belinda, your experience rhall V widely different," said the lawver. ! "V.l't- mid Btiii.tht. I don't kiow I ni I'D rick it " So hi e frfl-l the ItHre of the little bow windowed house on Main street, chaffered with the widow IVnnypick for her stock of satins, ribbons and bonnet frames, put ber pay cat in charge of old Mies Hurley, and gave her canary to little lame Lucilla Hyde. And then she packed her trunk and stt forth to meet Lawyer Fox at Albany. "Folks will make such a sight of fuss if I get married at Barleytown," 'u!f) l Ie-4t k IT M 1 1 As a rA a a trtA IkltV aT 4s VA Aa tr-CT m-r w tL. niri c a k a a v ian yer calculates to go to Bon ton on our , wedding trip, it II rn- so much clear gain on our wa if I meet him at Albany." So Mis Bovage told Mm. Penny , nick, old Mi-n Huihy, and Lucilla Hyde that she was going to Albany for the wedding dress, and quietly gave them all the slip. A railroad journey in August, even if matrimonial bliss is at the other end of it, is not without its drawbacks. Miss Bovage was stout, and her face got red, and her curls lost their twist, before they were two hours out of Barleytown. "After all." said the bride-elect, wiping the dust from off her face with a plaid silk pocket handker chief, "it ain't such a luxury to trav el." The pale little woman in the oth er half of the seat murmured her as sent to her remark. "Have a peppermint drop?" said Miss Bovage. "You appear to be faint" "Not faint, thank you pale little woman ; "only "said the very, very tired." "Then have a seeded cooky," said the benevolently disposed Miss Bov age. "1 know they are good, lor I made them myself." "Oh. 1 can't eat : thank you iust , , , on ... "Traveled far? Said MlSS Bovage. looking with pity on the white face and eyea that aeenied to swim in tears bt hind the shabby blue veil. :Ai the W,T from Wisconsin." , , - . answriu tor i.uy . "Bless and save us! said Miss B. vage. "A id 1 have only come from Bar-: leytown!" I vInded !" said the stranger. . "GointanV distance?" hazarded Mitt Bovace, whose New England , education came out strong in tbe tetter of frQeation-aeking, "To Alt-MY." was the weak rw- ESTABLISHED, 1827. PA., WEDNESDAY. FEBRUARY 7. IS3 "Well, I declare 1" sid Mies Bov age, with a flap of her handkerchief in the direction of a particularly ag gressive blue fly. "That's just where I'm a goiu' myself." . "Do you know anything of the city ?'" asked tbe western lady, a lit tle eagerly "No n,.re than a torn eA (h of Latin grammar," answered Miss Bovage, more emphatically than el egantly. "But, there, anybody as has a tongue in her head and the full use of her limbs needn't be at any Iocs, I guess. "Doyou know where the Stanwix IIa.ll is ?" at-Ltd the stranger, still with the same wi.-lful look upon her lace. "Well, I declare!" said Mis Bov age, "it does beat all ! Just where I am a-goin mvselt. The little woman nut aside her blue veil, and looked pleadingly in Miss Bovage's full uoou fctce. ' Oh !" she cried, involuntarily ; "I am in such a need of a friend, and you look good and true hearted, as u you might be trusted. May 1 tellxouiuy storv? May I depend on jou to help and direct(me a little, wlien we get to the great, cruel, noisy city?" "Trj' nie," said Belinda Bovage, with emphasis. "Give me a show, that e all ! I don't know; you from Adam, but if 1 can help you, 1 will." "1 am going there to meet a gen tlemmi." caid the lady lowering Iter voice. "So lt-1," sa id Miss Belinda, while the lip of her nose turned a deep mahogany color her especial way of bluihing. . "He was engaged to my daugh ter," said the western stranger. There the parallels ceaavd.- Miss Bovage rubbed her nose and chewed a peppermint drop and stared very hard at her companion. -"My darling was not strong enough to come on by herself," said the la. dy. There she sits on the opxsite hide of the car. She is very delicate, with hard work in school teaching and Western malaria and when she heard that her lover had delib erately engaged himself to another lady, who had a little money she fairly broke down. 'Tak ine to the east, mother,' she said. 'Let me see him fiice to face, and I know he will be true to me.' " "Humph,'- said Miss Bovage, thinking of the many perfection of Lawyer Fox. "If I had such a poor example of a lover as that, I'd let him go and sing, '0, be joful,' to get rid of him." Ah, but she loves him, said the western woman, simply. ' "I don't see but that makes mat ters worse still," said Miss Bovage with a sniff. "So I telegraphed him to meet me at Albany," said the woman. "I told him I only wished to speak to him for five minutes. Of course, I can not compel him to be true to his word hut it is one last chance for Mattie." "He must be a mean scamp!" said Miss ' Bovage, putting another peppermint drop into her mouth. "But it ain't none of my business, except that I'll give you a helping hand where I can, seeing you're a stranger on this side of the conti nent." And when the train steamed into the dark depot at Albany, Miss Bov age beckoned to a hackman, and in vited the stranger whe name she had by this time ascertained to be Gildersleeve, and her pale little daughter, to take a seat with her. "T.i Stanwix H.ill." she said. But at this moment a portly form casting its very substantial form across the hack door Lawyer Fox's own. "My own Belinda," said he, in d-ep bass tones of unutterable em tion, "do you suppose that I would allow ou " " i.y." shrieked Ut Mattie Gil dtrslet ve, Hionsing herselt into sud den animation. "It's Gustavus, as I live! Mother, look ?" "Gustavus, as I live!" cried the pale little widow, coloring a rosy pink. "Eh ?" said Miss Bovage, turning quickly from mother to daughter "Is this the man who jilted you ? "Let him deny il if he can " said Mrs. Gildersleeve, not without cer tain dignity. "Then I'm sure you arequite wel come to hi in," said the ex-milliner. '1 don't want no second handed lover." "Gustavus! Oh, Gustavus!' pite ously appealed the teacher, "you do love me still! Only say that you love nie a little!'' "I thought we had put an effect ual end to this boy and girl, non sense," said Lawyer Fox, turning all sorts of colors. "I telegraphed for you not to come !" "But we never got your telegram," wailed Mrs. GildtnJeeve, wringing her hands. M iss Bovage glanced at her watch. "Hum ha!" said she. "Ten mi nutes of three. Well, ladies, I'm glad you've found the right man at last, and I only hope you'll nail him down to his promise. As for me, if 1 step around spry, I can catch the buck express and be in Barleytown lielore the Widow Pennypitk has taken down my sign. For every body is happier for being busy and I am going back into trade again. 01 course, folks will talk ; but lab ! they'll do that anyhow ! Good after noon. Lawyer Fox. If you have any business arrangements to con clude with me, I refer you to Judge Bartlet of Barleytown Ai.d so Miss Bovage vanished from the scene "in maiden medita- - ' .., - scaflold than for public speaking." ' ' aBtBBaaeBMBanBBBB . '.'VL...HnMiLS.l 1 I a brant and J IIC tUUWilH TUIUI. urRU1J SUU lustre are grattea.lt- restored to gray hair by ParksT llair Bfklaja. i murp I . j j. i .j xiiiea nim wun megorv impieuiriit, Whether Lawyer Fox married his SP'"1 twhlte "d fresh with bis mother'' blood. He ,,.!, , ?5. , married bisift najf dozen Chinese section men,i , i docked scoundrel pallid little first Jove or not depo-t.ndiocked them in the tank house. -"IJ. niwn, dogged scoundrel nent saith not But one thing is very Xhpv then awaited the arrival of the i aDoul lDe PnPon' certain-he did not marry Belinda Mgt boand express train. Two of j I have been troubled with Catarrh Bovage. . . the highwaymen jumped on the en- for fifteen yf are. Elys' Cream Balm ' gine and ran the engine on the side has opened my nostrils and reduced The builder of a church recently track. The remainder of the gang! the inflammation. Myeyeaareim on rt turning thanks for tbe toast to eized the train men and locked them proving, so that I can stand strong hi health, which had been propos- ago j the tank house. They then fight, which I have not been able to ed, remarked, with much candor, attacked the express car. but were do for years ' Nathaniel, Feglet, "I fancy lam more fitted for the mPt l.v a fusilade from T. M. Roes. th V.' F. Monti Merchant. Wilkes- boys Gurri.va married. A Georgia Editor's Lecture) to Callow Lovers. The sparlcers are looked upon by parents tent-rail v ana nuisance. and often they are right Nine tenths ot the sparking is done by boys who have not got their growth, and they look so gru that it is laughable for the old folks to look at them. They haven't generally an extra shirt, and they are no more qualified to marry than a steer is to preach. And yet marrying is about the first thing they think of. A green boy without a dollar, present or prospective, sparking a girl regularly and talk ing about marrying, is a spectacle for gods and men. He should be reasoned with, and if he will not quit it till he is able to support a wife and to know whom he loves, and the difference between love and passion, he should be quarantined or put in a convent erected on pur pose for such cases. Nine-tenths of tbe unhappy marriages are the result of green human calves being allow ed to run at large m the society pas tures without any yokes on them. They marry and have children be fore they do moustaches ; they are fathers of twins before they are propiielors ot two trousers, and the litlie girls they marry are old wo men betore they are twenty yearo old. Occasionally o e o tht se yt u n iiiiiruages turns out ail rigiu, out. n is a clear Case of luck. Il there was a law against young galoots spark ing and marrying belore they have cut all their leetti, we suppoce the little cudses would evade it lu some way, but there ought to be a seuli inent against it It is time enough ior meseoaniamsio uniiK ot uuaiug a pullet when they have raised mon ey enough to buy a bundle ot laths to build a hen house. But they see a girl who loots cunning, and they are afraid there is not going to be girls enough to go around, and tnen they begiu to get in their work real spry; and ue'ore tney are aware of tliesauctity ol the marriage relations they are hitched lor lite, and belore they own a cook stove or a beUBlead tney nave to get up in tbe night and go after a doctor ; so frightened that they ruu themselves out of breath, and abuse the doctor because he doesu : run too. It is i . i ... aoout mis time tnai a young man learns that he is a collossal fool, and as he flies around to beat water and bring lu trie bain tub, and. goes whooping after his mother or her mother, he turns pale around the giils, his hair turns red in a single night, and he calls high heaven to witness that if he lives tin morning, which he has no doubt about, he will turn over a new leaf and never marry again till be is older. And in the morning the green looking father" is around before a drug store is open, with no collar on, hair sticking out all over, his eyes bloodshot and - his Irame nervous, waiting for the clerk to open the door so that he can get some saffron to make some tea. Less than a year ago he thought he was the greatest man that there ever was anywhere, but as he sits there in the bouse that morning with his wedding coat rusty and shiny, and his trousers frayed at the bottom, and his coat patched at the elbow, and the nurse puts in his arms a roll of flannel with a baby hid in it, he holds it as he would abai.nana, and as he looks at his girl wife, he thinks there is not provisions enough In the houf e to feed a canary ; a lump comes into his throat nd he says to himself if he had to do it over he would leave that girl at home to grow up with her mother, and be would wait till he bad $6 to buy flat nel and f 10 to pa a doctor. Riidng DnwnGa.) Gazette. An Eacellenl Plan. When a giil is ten years old, she should le given certain household duties to perform according to her size aid strength, fur which a sum of money should be paid her week ly. She needs a little imcket money, and the knowledge how to spei d it judiciously, which can o well be given by a mother to ber little girl. Sh should be required to furnish a part of her wardrolie with this money. For instance, if she gets ten cents a week, she should purchase all her stockings, or all her gloves, as the mother may decide; and do ing this under the mother s sujier vision, she will soon learn to trade with iudgment and economy. Of course, the mother will see to it that the sum is sufficient to do this, and yet leave a little tor tbe child to spend just as she pleases. This will supply a healthy stimulous; it will give her a pr perambition and pride in her labor, and the ability to use money properly. As she grows older, these household duties should be increased, with a proiiortionate increase of money paid for the per forma nee of them. We know of a lady who divides the wages of ser vant among her three daughters. There is a systematic arrangement of their labor, which is done with a thoroughness and alacrity rarely found, either with a hired girl, or a daughter who feels that she has to do wilh notninglo ,ncourage and L, - i, : ,k Masked Men. e. ir.,o T.r. o-V .ikon, ' in "ASCiscfK wan. -Anout,r o'clock this morning from eight . fc iaIma mvkinlAji ami anflLbaVI man 1 one to twelve mounted and masked men rode op to the Mbntalo Station, on tne t .enirai I acme roao. 100 njuen express messenger. Some thirty shotS Were exchanged When the rob- hem findinir resistance more soirited 1 C. J:.. .:.l.nM. mam. BhOitail uric, IIIIUIUIC ltwrii".riliir runo.M then they expected, tkcamped. No om wu kUkd or woosdwd: eralc A Bison Hunt. LitUL Neville Chamberlain end lo me field me lollow ing description ot au encounter be bau Willi a oisou in the woods of tbe MabrajaU ol Mjsoie: "1 hud no companion, so 1 took with me one of me local shikaris named Kainpa, and another man lo carry my spare rine. My battery consisted of a double barreled eight bore ritle and a double barreled twelve bore rifle. 1 look the eight bore mysell, and giving Kampa ivy twelve nore, '.rawled up lo the herd through the grass. Out of swuie gracs just in front of meroseaspleu did old bull. He was only about twenty yards off, and was just mov ing behind a dump of bamboos, when 1 fired, at the point of his shoulder with the eight bore. A great stampede took place. The smoke hung in the long grass which as I knelt was nearly up to my neck and 1 could not see to give him the second barrel. 1 rat. forward but could see nothing; so, still run ning, 1 opened the breech of the rifle, threw out the empty cartridge, and was in the act of sending a fresh one home, when from behind a small, thick clump of bamboos, some five yards from me, and about thirty sards from where 1 had started, 1 heard a loud snort Kampa gasped out: "Kuril I'' (bison) and vanished, and al once the bull came charging down on me. 1 only had lime, as be charged himself at me, lo spring behind a small tree on my left. He whizzed past like a battering ram, cutting a large slab of bark out with his horns, and, turning almost in his own length, was at me again. This occurred four or five times, but my attention was so luliy taken up in Judging him that I could not get ihe ritle ready for Use. To make a long story short, it ended by my catching my feet in a creeper. 1 tell over buck wards, and as 1 rose be ran in and tossed me. One horn, 1 sup pose his It It one, ran clear through my breeches and flannel shirt, tear ing them to ribbons, and, so fur as 1 can remember, 1 seemed to sit on his head, while his other horn pass ed under my right arm. He threw me a long way, and 1 fell on my back under some bamboos, the ritle dropping out of my hand from the shock ot being tossed. 1 was a great deal shaken, and out of breath, but 1 think my. first thought was that now he would leave me if I would he still; but he ran up again and stood over my body, shaking his huge head over my chest 1 thought then that it was hopeltss. 1 could think of nothing better to do to protect mvself, so I sat up and struck him four or five times with my fist on one eye, which 1 could just reach when Lis head was down. He shook his head and pushed me back with his nose. I managed then to place several severe kicks on his muzzle with my heavy hobnailed boots, and he commenced sparring at my legs with his horns. I did my best to keep them out of his way, but got a few bruises on the shin. This be gan to be monotonous, and I knew another toss would not find a friend ly pair of pants. He was still stand ing over me-when I got in a volley of hobnails oa his nose, shouted at him, and sat up to hit him again; (hen, to my intense relief, he gave a bellow, and went crashing off down bill. I never saw the bull again." A Conslct's Trick. ' Not long ago the convicts in the third tier of cells in tbe east , wing of the prison at Jackson Michigan smelled fire, and as they raised an alarm shrieks were heard issuing from cell No. 69, occupied by a lite man nnmtd Isaac Van Auken. Ihe guard on duty ascended to the cell as quickly as possible, which he found hlled with smoke, while the flames enveloped the grated entrance. Owing to the expansion of the iron door by the heat, difficulty was ex- itrif i eed in opening it, but when it swung back the wretch who occu pied the cell sprang naked through the flume. Meanwhile his cries of agony were terrible, for he was being literally cooked, and as he shot out uon the corridor he would have gone over the railing to tbe stone fl-Mir many feet below, hadtheguard n it caught him by the arm and staid his headlong spring. He was shockingly burned about the face and all ovi r his body, and as he was lieing taken to the hospital rejieated ly cried : "I want to die ! I have been a bad man ; I deserve this!" He lingered about twenty four hours when death put. an end to his sufferings. . The cell occupied by this desper ate man is three and one-half feet wide by eight feet long and six and one-half feet high. It was arched overhead with brick, of which the walls are also composed, and is air tight, without a fissure or oienning of any kit d any wheie save the grat ed door. It rmmbles an oven, and on this occasion was convt rtd into that sort of appurtenance by the oc cupant It seems that he had piled his bed clothes, the apparel he wore, together with the canvas cot in which be slept, and a pinelmx in which he kept his letters,against the door of the cell, then pouring the oil of his lamp over tbe mass, as is con- lectured, set it on fire. , Van Auken came from Lenawee county for life on the 30th of July, 1 866. H is crime was one of demon 'ac' brutality. In ' a paroxysm of fce CDt d-QWn his. wifeand killed . co,d bood wUh aQ lhn - ' pursuing his - eon, who ran into an adjoining field to escape him, also , , ... - t barre.Pa. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiaaaaaa. Kleptomania k At very , stubborn - --- . . disease. Its nvage. o.n only be ar- imtsd by a pohceman. . tf lantnOion. MSI warv WHOLE NO. IU48. IH Xn. "Stuff a Cold." We may have heard from child hood the foolish, b-url andunphil sophicaldirvctiaii, "Stuffs cold and starve a fever," loth of which m.iv be wrong to a certain extent, since the appetite is generally a good guide. If hunger, real hunger not a "sinking feeling at the nil of the stomach," or a "fuintness," judical ing from overtaxing the stomach if real hunger is but the true call lor food, the indication that is needed t repair the waste of the body, it seems plain that the absence ot such hun ger, with a strong disrelish, a nausea and a loss of taste, is the best evi dence that a food, should not be tak en, in a feyer, in colds, or in any- other forms of disease. I repeat hunger, real hunger not pains of discomforts from disease is the best evidence imaginable that food it- needed, while its absence is equa evidence that no food is needed. It follows that a cold, an actual retention of poisons by the closing of the pores, absolutely, imperatively demands immediate attention as means of preventing diseases. No cold should ever be regarded as "slight." since such, if the lungs are weak, for example, may attack the weak part resulting in a violent dis ease, it allowed long to continue. To neglet t a aid. particularly it O'je has weak parts, as the lungs, liver, or bowels the cold always attacking weak organs is as unwise as it is for a man to neglect his house when slightly on fire, awaiting the alarm and help frotc the engines. To stuff such a cold, to force food when not desired, therefore, is one of the worst forms of Reelect a fool ish waste of vital energy. It must tend to aggravate most if not all, forms of disease. "Stuffing" and gluttony are always unfavorable to a natural condition ot health. Dr. J. II. Hunaford. lie Miaaed Thau Just before the Michigan Third Infantry entered Ukii the red hot fight at Fair Oak, a private in one of the companies stepped forward to his capt iin and said: "t'aptaiu. are we Koing to sail in?'' I expect we are. "And some of us will get killed? Like as not Arr! Vtkl-I . 1 men t i iiKetosteaK toinecnats- lain a minute." "What for?" "I'm not prepared to die, Cajc tain." "But you can't leave your com pany.- You must take your chances, whether you are prepared or not. That's what you enlisted for." "Y-e-s. 1 s'pose so drawled the man as he craned his neck to look for relels down in the wtxtds. "and I was just fool enough to dickiver that mcie cam aian i care a copper where 1 went to alter 1 d been shot outof hisservia! You bethedoesn'l get any more recruits from our town till that pint is settled. Drtrnit Frt Press. Breaking a Merchant's Heart. It was a clothing dealer on the Bowery, and as the slab sided young man opened the door he rubbed his hands over each other and said : "Come in my frent I guess you vhas looking for an overcoat Try on dis one for $7." "Thankee I've got about ISO in my pocket, and I thought " "Ab! Mine frent, vou vhas come to the right blace. How you like a blue suit for?" . "I've got about $80 in my pocket, and was looking for w" "Take dis gray for f 14. You nev er had such a pargain in all your porn days." "As I was saying, I've got about SSO and I want to buy a pretty fair one." "Here is one all wool for 412: shump right into it" "A pretty fair one, with silver-plated handles," continued tbe young man. "I've got 'era ! I'm der only dealer in all New York who keep oafergoats mit silyer-blated handles." "I don't mean overcoats." "No!" "I mean coffins! Let's see your latest fall styles." "My frent," whispered the dealer, as he took his arm, "I don't keep goffius. Yhen I realize dot you haf $30 in your pocket, und I bat no gi'ffins to sell, I feel dot I might as vhell gif oop dis mad struggle for riches. Hat some pity on a broken hearted man, und take two bed quilts at $3 abiece, und let dot goffin go." Wall Street Daxly JVetM. " Tbe Plain of Death. Nearly every one has read of the Journey of Death ninety miles wide, located in the western part of New Mexico.. It is a plain covered with grass and delightful to the eye, but was for some years entirely devoid of water. The soil was of a peculiarly porous quality, but would not bold the rain that fell on tbe surfaces It was the great bugbear of emigrants j traveling through tbe Southwest, hundreds of whom with their cattle have perished of thirst within its confines. Some individual, howev er, went over it prospecting for water: and finally after expending some thousands of dollars, succeeded in striking an abundance of water in a well dug about midway of the plain, where he made considerable money supplying emigrants with water. The government afterward bought the well, making it free, paying the owner a yery considerable sum for it Since that, however, the railroad has been built across the . plain arid the company has dug innumerable wells, so that the plain has become a real grazing ground. Indulgent parents who allow their children to eat heartily of high sea soned food, rich ies, cake, etc, will have to use Hop Bitters to prevent indigestion, sleepless nights, sick ness, pain, and, perhaps, death. No family ' is safe without them in tbe bouse. It is possible to tell the age of A mar bw ' th wrinkle) on her horns. but nature has provided no outward : . . . . : , signs by which the age of an eg can ibe computed. Break it gently. T A White Barbarian. A gentleman froip Hailey, Idaho, came to the Comstock the other day. Having recently sold bis claim he had plenty of money and went in f-r style plug hat and a blue silk haudkerchief with one corner stick ing out of the pocket of his new diagonal coat. He walked into the International, aod when the gong rang for dinner he sauntered into the dining-room with the rest of the fashionable throng. Everybody look ed at him, but he didn't mind it, and went ou eating the brandied peaches white waiting for his soup. When that came he bent so far over his plate lo suck it in with the sound like the gurgle rf aba h tubexbaust pipe that his plug hut fell off his head and rolled across the lable against the plate of an E.istern lady tourict. With a grin of apology he half roM reached oer and recover ed it. and placed it on the well nilrj and recently barbered head. He attacked the trout with his fingers, and decpised the use of any other napkin than his mouth. lYnding the arrival of the bee-f, the gentleman from Hailey placed both elbows on the table and surveyed the company with great affability and self porses sion as he converted his fork into a tooth pick. Then he lilted his plug hat an inch or two from his heau and scratched the same gently with his tour prongtd toothpick. When engaged ou the beef his hat fell off again and rolled across to the East ern lady, who had grown pale. Presently the gentleman from Idudo bad need of a handkerchief, and made use of tbe oulv one which na ture, and probably Hailey, provides. The plug hat fell on the floor thi time, and when he had recovered and replaced it. he sat alone at the table. He looked surprised at the guests jostling one another to get out of the door. "Fire?" he asked of a transfixed waiter. " No," gasped the man. u No ! What's the row, then?" "Had enough. I suoiose ." renlied the waiter, with a withering look. "Milhty small eaters, 'pears to me, and cussed queer manners about gittin' outen a room. Give us an other chunk of beef pooty fur from tne horns, il yer kin.' Presently Landlord Laaak ap peared with a colorless face and bulging eyes. He walked rapidly up and touched the arrival from Hailey on the shoulder. You Beein to be having a pretty good time,'said the landlord, retrain ing irotn gnashing his teeth. ' ell, that is so, boss. You sit down here and whack up a liottle of wine at my expense. Oh, I've got a pocketful of rocks, and don't you forget it Say, do you happen ti know any likely gals that's on the marry? I'm here on that lav.' and he grinned and once more lifted his hat a little and scratched his head with his fork. 'Ho you know, mv friend, what it cosbt to stop at this house?' 'No, an Itlontkeer. I've got the the tin. But what's yer fiueer. iiet for luck?' . 'One hundred dollars a day. "How much a meal? This is my fu-t." "Nothing for a little lunch like this." With a long sigh of returning life the flush mam ing man from Hailey trot his feet and made unsteadily for the door. He sat the remainder of the day in the waiting room of the depot with his hand behind him as if on a pistol, and fled on the even ing train. Pastimes for Ladies of Leisure. Can you guess, asks a correspond ent of the Cincinnati Enquirer, what i) the newest fashionable f'i version for voucpr women of wealth and lei sure? Dressing live dolls. That is to say, they make toys of little girls sisters, nieces, cousins, anything in the shape ot a little girl will do, if she be comely. This has suddenly become a rage in certain circles. I know an only daughter who, having no girl relatives, uses the 3-year-old offspring of one of her papa's poor tenants, a pretty little chit on whom she placed costly costumes with all the ardor of a fresh pursuit The child is s cute as possible in Kate Greenawav garments, and my lady takes delight in dressing her after some quaint picture. Two or three afternoons a week she is arrayed in something novel and take out for a walk or drive.- Of course that will not last long, and the ehild will soon be returned to calico. It is not right for rich women to divert themselves in any such way. nor is there any excuse for it, now that it is fashion able to do art needle work. Some ingenious girls of my ac quaintance are making their own capes, muffs and cuffs by sewing to gether fancy feathers from the wings and the breasts of native birds, which they fasten to thin silk or muslin. line with satin and edge with a bor der of feathers, arrange as a fringe. Decorating with feathers, in fact, is greatly , in vogue for amusement Some are wearing adlars and small muffs of dark velvet bordered with their own hands with fea there, those of ducks pheasants, peacocks, etc being employed. The plumage in tended for trimnrng hats and bon nets is also purchased and taken to pieces to fancifully decorate other articles of wear. ' Had It Yet r One of the old veterans of Wall street was the other day giving some fatherly advice to one of hie clerks, about to be married, and in closing his sermon he said : "Directly after the ceremony there will be a banquet of course. When vour wife turns over her plate she will find a check for $-'A),0UO tinder it" "Do you really think so?" "Ob, I know it - That's the pre vailing style nowadays. The check will be passed around, and finally given-to you to pocket" "And the next day X will draw the money on it" "Ob, no , you won't" tVhynot?" ' "Because there won't be any to draw. Don't make a dolt of your self by rushing to the bank." . "But I thought "No matter what you thought Save the check to frame and bang up. When I was married thirty J ears ago my wife found one under er plate. I've got it yet I thought too much of her father to mortify his feeling, and I know he has al ways respected me for it That's all my son. . If you run short on your bridal tour telegraph roe." Varfal la tbe Fsmlry. We usually leave it to doctors to recommend medicines, bat Parker's Ginger Tonic- has been so useful in our family ib relieTiBg sickness and I . . - 4 suffering that we cannot "J too I much in its Salem Ar?.
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