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SuBtntl, Pa,
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annual naal ri. to tho attlaoaa mt ftom
'Mt .aa ririmtr ttrhr la mtdeao. Mate
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VOL. XXXI. NO. 35.
Prank W. flay.
EVTABL1MIFD 84TEABS.
HAT BR OS.,
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL
Tin, Conor an. Sfelronlare llaniif i
So. 2S0 Washington Street, Johnstown. Pa.
VZ aVUE PHEPaiEED TO CFFES
RANGES, STOVES and
At Prices Less than any other House in Western Pennsylvania.
ftprdal attraUoa paid ta J.ihWtut ta Tin. Oalraaliad In and Sbaaulraa. Paaar Paaa Steaaj
lia, H -lr Pipe. R.. Ana. Suoaitna:. Starkaul EDKinea. aod all work MrtaloiuK to tVilu- Far.
.eva. E Umaia alrn aod work due-, bj ttratlaa
John t'DIWk Sueara' Aaii-iNiin Owik. bioelator
l Yaara Toilet tart. Hrvad 4naat. Oika H..I-. Obamhrr-Paila. klarrra ao. Parka o-iamua
aa.lpla ei Ut-rman Mlmr Kuna. bri anoi. Hponria. Tea Tray Lined. Irua and KfimmrUxi
H'area rin.ap and Htitr Ketllea. Me. I nroilera. Oviner rtruirera. raa tie it era. ail diflareat kinda.
Bread Toaner Pia'ed Hrltantiia aod Wire i.atora Inia Suixla Kir. In ma. aad wverythioa; of
are vee.ieq is in. Hiina; twainaieBt Aa liertrtjoe .it iBintr-uirea raarata tmnaaaa bereaaa
M a at t ateet the w au u tt-l' no ..tnunlt m .Mir line, wttKa rd rUel at a low prto. All awda
i!d AKKANTEIt AS KEPBrKKNTEl. the axier reiamlert. Call and are the Wn : aet
prlrabi r i areha-r-: n tro bia aiaiw rih.h. rer hi oommetietai HauaiCaartni will nn
Ztiierernt by baH Uter lit froa a. Men-haa' eeilina g.i In r line aboi l rrnd (it
le-lepbl. Prior I ah. mil and qamat of laratpi . a hare no apprenticea all oar
work I A .rrantr 1 to ha ot tbe bra qiL.ll; at luweat pi ice. To aara iaeej call oa or aead to
tl l ltlllM...20 HMhibliiKln Kireel Jabnatawn. Penu'a.
HERE IS THE PLACE!
J. M. HOLDERBAUM I SONS
NO. 4 BAER'S BLOCK.
A Coiupl. tr AK-..rlniei,t t.l GENIRAL MERCHANDISE i-fiHtinw f
STAPL5 and FANCY DRY GOODS!
A I-irpe Astiortment of
DRESS GOODS AND NOTION!
MENS; BOY'S & CHILDREN'S CLOTHING!
HATS ,BOOTS AND SHOES!
CARPETS & OIL CLOTHS !
Queensware, Hardware, Glassware,
GROCERIES.
AUKind8 of Window Blinds and Fixtures, Wall Pap rs,
umbrellas. Satchels and Trunks, Churns, Butter
Bowls, Tubs. Buckets, Baskets, Toledo
Pumps. Farm Bells, Corn Plant
ers and Plows, Cultivators,
and WAGONS!
THE HOLAXn CniLLED PLOW,
The CHAMPION MOWER & REAPER,
Ihe CHAMPIOX GRAIN SEED DRILL,
. With Detachable Fertilizer.
TJIE BEST OF EVERYTHING AT
J. M. HOLDERBAUM & ONS',
SOMERSET, PENN'A.
0
UPHAN'S COURT SALE
OF
yalnaWe RealEstate.
B airta of aa order ot iba Orphars r"oart of
-oaer et fm-ty to bj dtreeo d I will tipoe. to
ale by pablK oatera, oa
Thurtdny, Jnnvary 18, 18S3,
at 10 o'clock a. wi- wb the premlae the following;
i
av-.eVrede'u,ti,prer,0,J,'h
A certain tract of land, aitaatcta Jenner Twp
i.incraet eoanty Pa . a alnlna 1t acraeaad
allow a e. 30 acre thereof rb-arct ao-t ender
! tat nt ra tiratl n Inlaoce well Hmlrrr4.
f'y lo'rr leadfaf iMtchaeitntrt-r. " m rtaiowm.
t nj Kline aa w Per, Bi-Tina i n ratal ereiieu a
DwelliDg House,
bnk m 0io prl a boaar st- ot her a baild-
m bail
IsMl-ll
ins: there a Uri aa tanlt fjond tiearltir
aiax 'wo t.arlw vein d c al p- ncd and
rchard t.l tr. er .t o em.iee m v t
work: aim. a l.ntr tre a ol noa ore
qa.ll'y. 1 I well vappltetl won never iatllna
r am in water aro ironeoi 'Bra ren r
Iv htd liral In Jena.r towt-hip el aateoa
i Hertford and UreeBrra: ta npiae two miles
fr bi Jeaiertowa aa barms: -h a h rand
arek wltbln l-tot a ant t - m daelllt a Booae.
14 Bile tsarist aad saw siill
TERMS :
One third to remain alien oa the preBi'ar after
thepajaiCBt -fo. biA the ln'rrt-i tr he paid to
thlH-w annnall dnrina ber lira, and at ker
deatk tbe pti cipal to tbe i el's .4 deceaard; on
third cask, ana to ooiaBceio iw exaai m.ii
mt Blent rnm rate olMlewlth Int. tart: IS r
rni talwiwidwheB pmtrty I k Boned an;
- r aad lwjsjieBU to be armrrc h twdaawBt
oat re
J 7 1 , n a r.fi. n..
ecW
Admirinratorand I rumee.
1 Ml
nT)aiall
AL NOTICE.
TTfeielln Miller, f wfclow) Wn. K. Mtller. Aa'a
stlter. John r Mil per. Harrta J Miller and
ptitneaty ipiaoia. aad J. s mhit'. reeid-
in la er. wen too cwwdit iki
aad iccal ra,4 laOrra """J;
.m ara kerebtr ao ISed that la Meaaane of a
writ ol tatrtlthai'l-eaedoBtofthetfTph a 'foat
4 SdBcTrei e.a. Fa. 1 will Bold an Inquest
w the real aetata of aroa atlller. .lepeaaed. at
hi lata rraiiteBc. la nrw fen'rerllle txirowirn.
naUiel'Sb d.r of J.oarry, lata, wbera yua ea
auead if yea tiiiak pmpr.
John j. spanqi.fr.
tSBzmirf (am, I s Serin.
Nor. sx. mbx. i
FASHIONABLE
1 i
UTTER & TAILOR,
Marias: bad nany
Saar ipencBis
i all branches of
be Tailoring; le
hrea 1 gaaraBtee
gaUsfectioa to all
wba auy call ap
oa and faror
as wltk tbair pat
ronage. Years, fee..
WSll M. HOrDHTETLIB,
hMerat, Pas
su rs
somerset ccum emi
fESTABLIRHKD 1877.)
CHAILES.LS1E1KI, I.J FRITTi
President Cashier.
foUaetleo ssad to alt parts at tb failed
llCHAEGES MODXBATX.
Partlaa wlahbw to ad aoaey eat aaa b a.
oaaesdatod by draft Hew Tork ,lm aaj mm.
(Mien few BWta wita ymy. y . - r
mm aoid Mowoa -ad aaksaklaa sat aead
baaaaof I rXarWI' oakahssi eA sate, wttk a
rat A Yale B tlsaa -oak.
ACCOUNTS SOLICITED.
VAB Is alBolWai
CHARLES HOFFMAN.
DEBCBAliT TAILOB,
(Abo Hrjr HrdlrrS Paw.
fry
! a latws BarVT ra) 'tiJwJ OTwb ,jU.I
lalittl MIU4 U Mtfleai lAaaaak ;
'Bad
GTSATISFdCTtCJ GVASiTD.
SOMERSET.PatV.
Jsha B. Bay
HOUSE-FURNISHJKG GOODS IK GENERAL
li-baiie iljr. Swla Ajrfnt for Nobl Uook.
Prnn. In HoaM-Fanitabiov Oouda wa ollor
I AlbbatA. Hobsb.
J. 800TT WAKD.
HORNE & WARD,
spotaasoaa to
EATON & BROS.
XO. 27 FIFTH ATEXUE.
PITTSBURGH, PA.
sl'IMNG, 1882
NEW GOODS
EVEEY IAT SPECIALTIXS
EtxkrcisrriM, Lscst, al Winery. White 6dt. Hiaa
korrhiefi. Ores TiiBikii, Matiar'. 6sMt
Csrtett. Vsills lad Vsria Uadsrwear, ta
fiats' sttd Chiidraa't Ctstkisf. Fsacy
6aoot, Yatas, Zesliyrs, Mats
rials of All Kiasi far
FANCY WORK,
GELtf toMi Grafs, to, it
i i
KnrirfTll
B IB BBSrSTTrCttT SOLIC"B
tf - onvcKSBY MtiL attesdfo to ,wim
ralr jitb DISPATCH awrl
VlnrtTi n. taa rs
EDWARD ALCOTT.
ABTTaman m dbalb is
LUMBER!
0At mm inn
OFFICE AND FACTORY t
URSINA,
SOMERSET CO., PA.
jyli-ly
Kes. SOt a Aw SOC Mala Ktnet,
JOHHSTOWH , PA.
WBOk.SAI.E AND BETAH.
DRUGGIST,
AD DEAtVtK W
PERFFIIERT, PAIW1R, II
Ola
l.a aad Patty. Hair and Teetk Braakoa. Faaey
roelee. Telle aa Tls rVp. A
r.a.il M edict ara aad kjraieiaa' Piaatfla.
Art
tBorBrawitBOBaad. "w
m i -m-f r- r-l
D A ' I . . laj l I
I f. 1 irf XX W'
obtalaed. aad an rsta
the v. n. r-atewt
. .i ta lBe Ooaru .nasi ad ta for aOOUATE
rt rt
W a ace OKrxarle te V. . rafB OBea. asV
sxd k. PATCNT BUSIHIU CXCIUSIVELV,
111
ef drawiaa Is asat w sArlas ss Ja
ree of ebarao; and wa Blake M
tS XI CSTAJN rnrTtsTT.
CM ACS t Vnllll TL ttIM WWT.
a safer. Bare. A th rsstaaaJMr. tk Mat. sf
th
UmM
Bt.r raa Dir. Bd Is eraatalsef t
BSSSSSAl
SB.SA,
Somerset
SOMERSET,
LITTLK AH 81 0.
Little Ab Sid
Was Chinese kid
A cute little cuss, you'd declare
With eyes full of fan '
And a dom that begun
Right up at the roots of his hair.
Jolly And fat
Was this frolicsome brat.
As he played through the long-summer day.
And braided his cue
As his father used to
In Cliinaland far, far away.
Once o'er a lawn
That Ah Sid played upon
A bumble-bee flew in the Spring.
"Melicsn butterfly!"
Kai'l he, with winking eye,
"Me catch and pull off utn wing."
Then with his cap
lie struck it A rap
This innocent bumble-bee
And put its remains
In the seat of his jean;
For A pocket there trad the Cliini-e.
Down on the greeu
Sat the little sardine
In a style thai was strangely demure,
And said with a grin
That Was brimful of sin,
"Me niashee utu butterfly aure."
Little Ab Sid
Was ouiy a kid.
Nor could ou ex pet him to guess
What kind of a bug
He was holding so snug
lu the folds of his loose tilting dress.
Yi-ja! Ki-jip-ye! '
Ah Sul t ried, aa he
Kuee humeUiy up from that spot.
Ys-i! Yuk-a kau!
Dam am Melican man
lm butterfly belly much hot !"
HER LAWYfcIC LOVER.
It had been a longtnl ry jtjurney.
An AukubI hiu blazed lu the heav
ensthe peas of gently waving em
erald corn along tbe track of the
railroad swayed to and fro, and tbe
very forests seemed to droop in the
intense sunshine.
Miss BoVMgv was going to be mar
ried. Mies BoViige was the village
milliner who bad recently inherited
ten thousand dollars from an uncle
in the cabinet inbkii.g buriiif-ss, who
died at the gnud ul nge of two and
seventy yar,.tni Lawyer Fox, who
was the executor, had tteen smitten
or at least he said he was smitten
with the mature charms of the
heiress.
Lawyer Fox himself was not very
young, nor had he been altogether
Buccesoful in businers. But he was
tall and stout, with a commanding
presence, a deep basB voice, and a
general acquaintance with the three
syllabled words, which had often
times stood him in the best of stead.
He had made solemn court to Miss
Bovage and Miss Bovage had smil
ed and blushed, in a middle aged
sort of a way, and confessed that
Mr. rox was not altogether indiner
ent to her.
"But, la," said Miss Bovage,
"what a fool I be. And me past
thirty."
''Is not the full blown rose sweeter
than the bud ?" gallantly demanded
her swain.
"Nonsense!" tittered Mins Bov
sge. "Sweet one," persi-ted the ponder
ous lawyer. "I beseech you, keep
me no long r in sustense !"
"Won't folks laugh at me ?" said
the ex milliner dubiously.
"What care we, Btlinda. for the
laugh of of the idle herd." Lawyer
Fox woured his timid client, "so
loin? a- llierr is mut-ic in our hearts ?''
"But I'd calculated never to mar
n .' hesitated Miss Bovage.
"A ad pnnnihe is better broken
than Upt."
-Aim! I am told," added Belinda,
"lh.it men ain't to be depended on."
"My Belinda, your experience
rhall V widely different," said the
lawver.
! "V.l't- mid Btiii.tht. I don't
kiow I ni I'D rick it "
So hi e frfl-l the ItHre of the little
bow windowed house on Main street,
chaffered with the widow IVnnypick
for her stock of satins, ribbons and
bonnet frames, put ber pay cat in
charge of old Mies Hurley, and gave
her canary to little lame Lucilla
Hyde. And then she packed her
trunk and stt forth to meet Lawyer
Fox at Albany.
"Folks will make such a sight of
fuss if I get married at Barleytown,"
'u!f) l Ie-4t k IT M 1 1 As a rA a a trtA IkltV
aT 4s VA Aa tr-CT m-r w tL. niri c a k a a v ian
yer calculates to go to Bon ton on our ,
wedding trip, it II rn- so much clear
gain on our wa if I meet him at
Albany."
So Mis Bovage told Mm. Penny ,
nick, old Mi-n Huihy, and Lucilla
Hyde that she was going to Albany
for the wedding dress, and quietly
gave them all the slip.
A railroad journey in August,
even if matrimonial bliss is at the
other end of it, is not without its
drawbacks. Miss Bovage was stout,
and her face got red, and her curls
lost their twist, before they were two
hours out of Barleytown.
"After all." said the bride-elect,
wiping the dust from off her face
with a plaid silk pocket handker
chief, "it ain't such a luxury to trav
el." The pale little woman in the oth
er half of the seat murmured her as
sent to her remark.
"Have a peppermint drop?" said
Miss Bovage. "You appear to be
faint"
"Not faint, thank you
pale little woman ; "only
"said the
very, very
tired."
"Then have a seeded cooky," said
the benevolently disposed Miss Bov
age. "1 know they are good, lor I
made them myself."
"Oh. 1 can't eat : thank you iust
, , , on ...
"Traveled far? Said MlSS Bovage.
looking with pity on the white face
and eyea that aeenied to swim in
tears bt hind the shabby blue veil.
:Ai the W,T from Wisconsin."
, , - .
answriu tor i.uy .
"Bless and save us!
said Miss
B. vage.
"A id 1 have only come from Bar-:
leytown!" I
vInded !" said the stranger.
. "GointanV distance?" hazarded
Mitt Bovace, whose New England ,
education came out strong in tbe
tetter of frQeation-aeking,
"To Alt-MY." was the weak rw-
ESTABLISHED, 1827.
PA., WEDNESDAY. FEBRUARY 7. IS3
"Well, I declare 1" sid Mies Bov
age, with a flap of her handkerchief
in the direction of a particularly ag
gressive blue fly. "That's just where
I'm a goiu' myself." .
"Do you know anything of the
city ?'" asked tbe western lady, a lit
tle eagerly
"No n,.re than a torn eA (h of
Latin grammar," answered Miss
Bovage, more emphatically than el
egantly. "But, there, anybody as has
a tongue in her head and the full
use of her limbs needn't be at any
Iocs, I guess.
"Doyou know where the Stanwix
IIa.ll is ?" at-Ltd the stranger, still
with the same wi.-lful look upon her
lace.
"Well, I declare!" said Mis Bov
age, "it does beat all ! Just where I
am a-goin mvselt.
The little woman nut aside her
blue veil, and looked pleadingly in
Miss Bovage's full uoou fctce.
' Oh !" she cried, involuntarily ;
"I am in such a need of a friend,
and you look good and true hearted,
as u you might be trusted. May 1
tellxouiuy storv? May I depend
on jou to help and direct(me a little,
wlien we get to the great, cruel, noisy
city?"
"Trj' nie," said Belinda Bovage,
with emphasis. "Give me a show,
that e all ! I don't know; you from
Adam, but if 1 can help you, 1
will."
"1 am going there to meet a gen
tlemmi." caid the lady lowering Iter
voice.
"So lt-1," sa id Miss Belinda, while
the lip of her nose turned a deep
mahogany color her especial way
of bluihing. .
"He was engaged to my daugh
ter," said the western stranger.
There the parallels ceaavd.- Miss
Bovage rubbed her nose and chewed
a peppermint drop and stared very
hard at her companion. -"My
darling was not strong enough
to come on by herself," said the la.
dy. There she sits on the opxsite
hide of the car. She is very delicate,
with hard work in school teaching
and Western malaria and when
she heard that her lover had delib
erately engaged himself to another
lady, who had a little money she
fairly broke down. 'Tak ine to the
east, mother,' she said. 'Let me see
him fiice to face, and I know he will
be true to me.' "
"Humph,'- said Miss Bovage,
thinking of the many perfection of
Lawyer Fox. "If I had such a poor
example of a lover as that, I'd let
him go and sing, '0, be joful,' to
get rid of him."
Ah, but she loves him, said the
western woman, simply. '
"I don't see but that makes mat
ters worse still," said Miss Bovage
with a sniff.
"So I telegraphed him to meet me
at Albany," said the woman. "I told
him I only wished to speak to him
for five minutes. Of course, I can
not compel him to be true to his
word hut it is one last chance for
Mattie."
"He must be a mean scamp!"
said Miss ' Bovage, putting another
peppermint drop into her mouth.
"But it ain't none of my business,
except that I'll give you a helping
hand where I can, seeing you're a
stranger on this side of the conti
nent." And when the train steamed into
the dark depot at Albany, Miss Bov
age beckoned to a hackman, and in
vited the stranger whe name she
had by this time ascertained to be
Gildersleeve, and her pale little
daughter, to take a seat with her.
"T.i Stanwix H.ill." she said.
But at this moment a portly form
casting its very substantial form
across the hack door Lawyer Fox's
own.
"My own Belinda," said he, in
d-ep bass tones of unutterable em
tion, "do you suppose that I would
allow ou "
" i.y." shrieked Ut Mattie Gil
dtrslet ve, Hionsing herselt into sud
den animation. "It's Gustavus, as I
live! Mother, look ?"
"Gustavus, as I live!" cried the
pale little widow, coloring a rosy
pink.
"Eh ?" said Miss Bovage, turning
quickly from mother to daughter
"Is this the man who jilted you ?
"Let him deny il if he can " said
Mrs. Gildersleeve, not without cer
tain dignity.
"Then I'm sure you arequite wel
come to hi in," said the ex-milliner.
'1 don't want no second handed
lover."
"Gustavus! Oh, Gustavus!' pite
ously appealed the teacher, "you do
love me still! Only say that you
love nie a little!''
"I thought we had put an effect
ual end to this boy and girl, non
sense," said Lawyer Fox, turning all
sorts of colors. "I telegraphed for
you not to come !"
"But we never got your telegram,"
wailed Mrs. GildtnJeeve, wringing
her hands.
M iss Bovage glanced at her watch.
"Hum ha!" said she. "Ten mi
nutes of three. Well, ladies, I'm
glad you've found the right man at
last, and I only hope you'll nail him
down to his promise. As for me, if
1 step around spry, I can catch the
buck express and be in Barleytown
lielore the Widow Pennypitk has
taken down my sign. For every
body is happier for being busy and
I am going back into trade again.
01 course, folks will talk ; but lab !
they'll do that anyhow ! Good after
noon. Lawyer Fox. If you have
any business arrangements to con
clude with me, I refer you to Judge
Bartlet of Barleytown
Ai.d so Miss Bovage vanished
from the scene "in maiden medita-
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scaflold than for public speaking."
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lustre are grattea.lt- restored to gray
hair by ParksT llair Bfklaja. i
murp I . j j. i .j xiiiea nim wun megorv impieuiriit,
Whether Lawyer Fox married his SP'"1 twhlte "d fresh with bis mother'' blood. He
,,.!, , ?5. , married bisift najf dozen Chinese section men,i , i docked scoundrel
pallid little first Jove or not depo-t.ndiocked them in the tank house. -"IJ. niwn, dogged scoundrel
nent saith not But one thing is very Xhpv then awaited the arrival of the i aDoul lDe PnPon'
certain-he did not marry Belinda Mgt boand express train. Two of j I have been troubled with Catarrh
Bovage. . . the highwaymen jumped on the en- for fifteen yf are. Elys' Cream Balm
' gine and ran the engine on the side has opened my nostrils and reduced
The builder of a church recently track. The remainder of the gang! the inflammation. Myeyeaareim
on rt turning thanks for tbe toast to eized the train men and locked them proving, so that I can stand strong
hi health, which had been propos- ago j the tank house. They then fight, which I have not been able to
ed, remarked, with much candor, attacked the express car. but were do for years ' Nathaniel, Feglet,
"I fancy lam more fitted for the mPt l.v a fusilade from T. M. Roes. th V.' F. Monti Merchant. Wilkes-
boys Gurri.va married.
A Georgia Editor's Lecture) to Callow
Lovers.
The sparlcers are looked upon by
parents tent-rail v ana nuisance. and
often they are right Nine tenths
ot the sparking is done by boys who
have not got their growth, and they
look so gru that it is laughable for
the old folks to look at them. They
haven't generally an extra shirt, and
they are no more qualified to marry
than a steer is to preach. And yet
marrying is about the first thing
they think of. A green boy without
a dollar, present or prospective,
sparking a girl regularly and talk
ing about marrying, is a spectacle
for gods and men. He should be
reasoned with, and if he will not
quit it till he is able to support a
wife and to know whom he loves,
and the difference between love and
passion, he should be quarantined
or put in a convent erected on pur
pose for such cases. Nine-tenths of
tbe unhappy marriages are the result
of green human calves being allow
ed to run at large m the society pas
tures without any yokes on them.
They marry and have children be
fore they do moustaches ; they are
fathers of twins before they are
propiielors ot two trousers, and the
litlie girls they marry are old wo
men betore they are twenty yearo
old.
Occasionally o e o tht se yt u n
iiiiiruages turns out ail rigiu, out. n
is a clear Case of luck. Il there was
a law against young galoots spark
ing and marrying belore they have
cut all their leetti, we suppoce the
little cudses would evade it lu some
way, but there ought to be a seuli
inent against it It is time enough
ior meseoaniamsio uniiK ot uuaiug
a pullet when they have raised mon
ey enough to buy a bundle ot laths
to build a hen house. But they
see a girl who loots cunning, and
they are afraid there is not going to
be girls enough to go around, and
tnen they begiu to get in their work
real spry; and ue'ore tney are
aware of tliesauctity ol the marriage
relations they are hitched lor lite,
and belore they own a cook stove or
a beUBlead tney nave to get up in
tbe night and go after a doctor ; so
frightened that they ruu themselves
out of breath, and abuse the doctor
because he doesu : run too. It is
i . i ...
aoout mis time tnai a young man
learns that he is a collossal fool, and
as he flies around to beat water and
bring lu trie bain tub, and. goes
whooping after his mother or her
mother, he turns pale around the
giils, his hair turns red in a single
night, and he calls high heaven to
witness that if he lives tin morning,
which he has no doubt about, he
will turn over a new leaf and never
marry again till be is older. And
in the morning the green looking
father" is around before a drug
store is open, with no collar on,
hair sticking out all over, his eyes
bloodshot and - his Irame nervous,
waiting for the clerk to open the
door so that he can get some saffron
to make some tea. Less than a year
ago he thought he was the greatest
man that there ever was anywhere,
but as he sits there in the bouse
that morning with his wedding coat
rusty and shiny, and his trousers
frayed at the bottom, and his coat
patched at the elbow, and the nurse
puts in his arms a roll of flannel
with a baby hid in it, he holds it as
he would abai.nana, and as he looks
at his girl wife, he thinks there is
not provisions enough In the houf e
to feed a canary ; a lump comes into
his throat nd he says to himself if
he had to do it over he would leave
that girl at home to grow up with
her mother, and be would wait till
he bad $6 to buy flat nel and f 10 to
pa a doctor. Riidng DnwnGa.)
Gazette.
An Eacellenl Plan.
When a giil is ten years old, she
should le given certain household
duties to perform according to her
size aid strength, fur which a sum
of money should be paid her week
ly. She needs a little imcket money,
and the knowledge how to spei d it
judiciously, which can o well be
given by a mother to ber little girl.
Sh should be required to furnish a
part of her wardrolie with this
money. For instance, if she gets ten
cents a week, she should purchase
all her stockings, or all her gloves,
as the mother may decide; and do
ing this under the mother s sujier
vision, she will soon learn to trade
with iudgment and economy. Of
course, the mother will see to it that
the sum is sufficient to do this, and
yet leave a little tor tbe child to
spend just as she pleases. This will
supply a healthy stimulous; it will
give her a pr perambition and pride
in her labor, and the ability to use
money properly. As she grows
older, these household duties should
be increased, with a proiiortionate
increase of money paid for the per
forma nee of them. We know of a
lady who divides the wages of ser
vant among her three daughters.
There is a systematic arrangement
of their labor, which is done with a
thoroughness and alacrity rarely
found, either with a hired girl, or a
daughter who feels that she has to
do wilh notninglo ,ncourage and
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Masked Men.
e. ir.,o T.r. o-V .ikon, '
in "ASCiscfK wan. -Anout,r
o'clock this morning from eight . fc
iaIma mvkinlAji ami anflLbaVI man 1
one
to twelve mounted and masked men
rode op to the Mbntalo Station, on
tne t .enirai I acme roao. 100 njuen
express messenger. Some thirty
shotS Were exchanged When the rob-
hem findinir resistance more soirited
1 C. J:.. .:.l.nM. mam. BhOitail
uric, IIIIUIUIC ltwrii".riliir runo.M
then they expected, tkcamped. No
om wu kUkd or woosdwd:
eralc
A Bison Hunt.
LitUL Neville Chamberlain end
lo me field me lollow ing description
ot au encounter be bau Willi a oisou
in the woods of tbe MabrajaU ol
Mjsoie:
"1 hud no companion, so 1 took
with me one of me local shikaris
named Kainpa, and another man lo
carry my spare rine. My battery
consisted of a double barreled eight
bore ritle and a double barreled
twelve bore rifle. 1 look the eight
bore mysell, and giving Kampa ivy
twelve nore, '.rawled up lo the herd
through the grass. Out of swuie
gracs just in front of meroseaspleu
did old bull. He was only about
twenty yards off, and was just mov
ing behind a dump of bamboos,
when 1 fired, at the point of his
shoulder with the eight bore. A
great stampede took place. The
smoke hung in the long grass which
as I knelt was nearly up to my neck
and 1 could not see to give him
the second barrel. 1 rat. forward
but could see nothing; so, still run
ning, 1 opened the breech of the rifle,
threw out the empty cartridge, and
was in the act of sending a fresh one
home, when from behind a small,
thick clump of bamboos, some five
yards from me, and about thirty
sards from where 1 had started, 1
heard a loud snort Kampa gasped
out: "Kuril I'' (bison) and vanished,
and al once the bull came charging
down on me. 1 only had lime, as
be charged himself at me, lo spring
behind a small tree on my left. He
whizzed past like a battering ram,
cutting a large slab of bark out with
his horns, and, turning almost in his
own length, was at me again. This
occurred four or five times, but my
attention was so luliy taken up in
Judging him that I could not get ihe
ritle ready for Use. To make a long
story short, it ended by my catching
my feet in a creeper. 1 tell over
buck wards, and as 1 rose be ran in
and tossed me. One horn, 1 sup
pose his It It one, ran clear through
my breeches and flannel shirt, tear
ing them to ribbons, and, so fur as 1
can remember, 1 seemed to sit on
his head, while his other horn pass
ed under my right arm. He threw
me a long way, and 1 fell on my
back under some bamboos, the ritle
dropping out of my hand from the
shock ot being tossed. 1 was a great
deal shaken, and out of breath, but 1
think my. first thought was that now
he would leave me if I would he
still; but he ran up again and stood
over my body, shaking his huge
head over my chest 1 thought then
that it was hopeltss. 1 could think
of nothing better to do to protect
mvself, so I sat up and struck him
four or five times with my fist on
one eye, which 1 could just reach
when Lis head was down. He shook
his head and pushed me back with
his nose. I managed then to place
several severe kicks on his muzzle
with my heavy hobnailed boots, and
he commenced sparring at my legs
with his horns. I did my best to
keep them out of his way, but got
a few bruises on the shin. This be
gan to be monotonous, and I knew
another toss would not find a friend
ly pair of pants. He was still stand
ing over me-when I got in a volley
of hobnails oa his nose, shouted at
him, and sat up to hit him again;
(hen, to my intense relief, he gave a
bellow, and went crashing off down
bill. I never saw the bull again."
A Conslct's Trick. '
Not long ago the convicts in the
third tier of cells in tbe east , wing of
the prison at Jackson Michigan
smelled fire, and as they raised an
alarm shrieks were heard issuing
from cell No. 69, occupied by a lite
man nnmtd Isaac Van Auken. Ihe
guard on duty ascended to the cell
as quickly as possible, which he
found hlled with smoke, while the
flames enveloped the grated entrance.
Owing to the expansion of the iron
door by the heat, difficulty was ex-
itrif i eed in opening it, but when
it swung back the wretch who occu
pied the cell sprang naked through
the flume. Meanwhile his cries of
agony were terrible, for he was being
literally cooked, and as he shot out
uon the corridor he would have
gone over the railing to tbe stone
fl-Mir many feet below, hadtheguard
n it caught him by the arm and
staid his headlong spring. He was
shockingly burned about the face
and all ovi r his body, and as he was
lieing taken to the hospital rejieated
ly cried :
"I want to die ! I have been a bad
man ; I deserve this!"
He lingered about twenty four
hours when death put. an end to his
sufferings. .
The cell occupied by this desper
ate man is three and one-half feet
wide by eight feet long and six and
one-half feet high. It was arched
overhead with brick, of which the
walls are also composed, and is air
tight, without a fissure or oienning
of any kit d any wheie save the grat
ed door. It rmmbles an oven, and
on this occasion was convt rtd into
that sort of appurtenance by the oc
cupant It seems that he had piled
his bed clothes, the apparel he
wore, together with the canvas cot
in which be slept, and a pinelmx in
which he kept his letters,against the
door of the cell, then pouring the oil
of his lamp over tbe mass, as is con-
lectured, set it on fire.
, Van Auken came from Lenawee
county for life on the 30th of July,
1 866. H is crime was one of demon
'ac' brutality. In ' a paroxysm of
fce CDt d-QWn his. wifeand killed
. co,d bood wUh aQ lhn
- '
pursuing his - eon, who ran into an
adjoining field to escape him, also
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Kleptomania k At very , stubborn
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disease. Its nvage. o.n only be ar-
imtsd by a pohceman.
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WHOLE NO. IU48.
IH Xn. "Stuff a Cold."
We may have heard from child
hood the foolish, b-url andunphil
sophicaldirvctiaii, "Stuffs cold and
starve a fever," loth of which m.iv
be wrong to a certain extent, since
the appetite is generally a good
guide. If hunger, real hunger not
a "sinking feeling at the nil of the
stomach," or a "fuintness," judical
ing from overtaxing the stomach if
real hunger is but the true call lor
food, the indication that is needed t
repair the waste of the body, it seems
plain that the absence ot such hun
ger, with a strong disrelish, a nausea
and a loss of taste, is the best evi
dence that a food, should not be tak
en, in a feyer, in colds, or in any-
other forms of disease. I repeat
hunger, real hunger not pains of
discomforts from disease is the
best evidence imaginable that food it-
needed, while its absence is equa
evidence that no food is needed.
It follows that a cold, an actual
retention of poisons by the closing
of the pores, absolutely, imperatively
demands immediate attention as
means of preventing diseases. No
cold should ever be regarded as
"slight." since such, if the lungs are
weak, for example, may attack the
weak part resulting in a violent dis
ease, it allowed long to continue.
To neglet t a aid. particularly it O'je
has weak parts, as the lungs, liver,
or bowels the cold always attacking
weak organs is as unwise as it is for
a man to neglect his house when
slightly on fire, awaiting the alarm
and help frotc the engines.
To stuff such a cold, to force food
when not desired, therefore, is one
of the worst forms of Reelect a fool
ish waste of vital energy. It must
tend to aggravate most if not all,
forms of disease. "Stuffing" and
gluttony are always unfavorable to
a natural condition ot health. Dr.
J. II. Hunaford.
lie Miaaed Thau
Just before the Michigan Third
Infantry entered Ukii the red hot
fight at Fair Oak, a private in one
of the companies stepped forward to
his capt iin and said:
"t'aptaiu. are we Koing to sail in?''
I expect we are.
"And some of us will get killed?
Like as not
Arr! Vtkl-I . 1
men t i iiKetosteaK toinecnats-
lain a minute."
"What for?"
"I'm not prepared to die, Cajc
tain."
"But you can't leave your com
pany.- You must take your chances,
whether you are prepared or not.
That's what you enlisted for."
"Y-e-s. 1 s'pose so drawled the man
as he craned his neck to look for
relels down in the wtxtds. "and I
was just fool enough to dickiver that
mcie cam aian i care a copper
where 1 went to alter 1 d been shot
outof hisservia! You bethedoesn'l
get any more recruits from our town
till that pint is settled. Drtrnit Frt
Press.
Breaking a Merchant's Heart.
It was a clothing dealer on the
Bowery, and as the slab sided young
man opened the door he rubbed
his hands over each other and said :
"Come in my frent I guess you
vhas looking for an overcoat Try
on dis one for $7."
"Thankee I've got about ISO in
my pocket, and I thought "
"Ab! Mine frent, vou vhas come
to the right blace. How you like a
blue suit for?"
. "I've got about $80 in my pocket,
and was looking for w"
"Take dis gray for f 14. You nev
er had such a pargain in all your
porn days."
"As I was saying, I've got about
SSO and I want to buy a pretty fair
one."
"Here is one all wool for 412:
shump right into it"
"A pretty fair one, with silver-plated
handles," continued tbe young
man.
"I've got 'era ! I'm der only dealer
in all New York who keep oafergoats
mit silyer-blated handles."
"I don't mean overcoats."
"No!"
"I mean coffins! Let's see your
latest fall styles."
"My frent," whispered the dealer,
as he took his arm, "I don't keep
goffius. Yhen I realize dot you haf
$30 in your pocket, und I bat no
gi'ffins to sell, I feel dot I might as
vhell gif oop dis mad struggle for
riches. Hat some pity on a broken
hearted man, und take two bed quilts
at $3 abiece, und let dot goffin go."
Wall Street Daxly JVetM. "
Tbe Plain of Death.
Nearly every one has read of the
Journey of Death ninety miles wide,
located in the western part of New
Mexico.. It is a plain covered with
grass and delightful to the eye, but
was for some years entirely devoid of
water. The soil was of a peculiarly
porous quality, but would not bold
the rain that fell on tbe surfaces It
was the great bugbear of emigrants j
traveling through tbe Southwest,
hundreds of whom with their cattle
have perished of thirst within its
confines. Some individual, howev
er, went over it prospecting for water:
and finally after expending some
thousands of dollars, succeeded in
striking an abundance of water in a
well dug about midway of the plain,
where he made considerable money
supplying emigrants with water.
The government afterward bought
the well, making it free, paying the
owner a yery considerable sum for
it Since that, however, the railroad
has been built across the . plain arid
the company has dug innumerable
wells, so that the plain has become a
real grazing ground.
Indulgent parents who allow their
children to eat heartily of high sea
soned food, rich ies, cake, etc, will
have to use Hop Bitters to prevent
indigestion, sleepless nights, sick
ness, pain, and, perhaps, death. No
family ' is safe without them in tbe
bouse.
It is possible to tell the age of A
mar bw ' th wrinkle) on her horns.
but nature has provided no outward
: . . . . : ,
signs by which the age of an eg can
ibe computed. Break it gently.
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A White Barbarian.
A gentleman froip Hailey, Idaho,
came to the Comstock the other day.
Having recently sold bis claim he
had plenty of money and went in
f-r style plug hat and a blue silk
haudkerchief with one corner stick
ing out of the pocket of his new
diagonal coat. He walked into the
International, aod when the gong
rang for dinner he sauntered into
the dining-room with the rest of the
fashionable throng. Everybody look
ed at him, but he didn't mind it, and
went ou eating the brandied peaches
white waiting for his soup. When
that came he bent so far over his
plate lo suck it in with the sound
like the gurgle rf aba h tubexbaust
pipe that his plug hut fell off his
head and rolled across the lable
against the plate of an E.istern lady
tourict. With a grin of apology he
half roM reached oer and recover
ed it. and placed it on the well nilrj
and recently barbered head. He
attacked the trout with his fingers,
and decpised the use of any other
napkin than his mouth. lYnding
the arrival of the bee-f, the gentleman
from Hailey placed both elbows on
the table and surveyed the company
with great affability and self porses
sion as he converted his fork into a
tooth pick. Then he lilted his plug
hat an inch or two from his heau
and scratched the same gently with
his tour prongtd toothpick. When
engaged ou the beef his hat fell off
again and rolled across to the East
ern lady, who had grown pale.
Presently the gentleman from Idudo
bad need of a handkerchief, and
made use of tbe oulv one which na
ture, and probably Hailey, provides.
The plug hat fell on the floor thi
time, and when he had recovered
and replaced it. he sat alone at the
table. He looked surprised at the
guests jostling one another to get out
of the door.
"Fire?" he asked of a transfixed
waiter.
" No," gasped the man.
u No ! What's the row, then?"
"Had enough. I suoiose ." renlied
the waiter, with a withering look.
"Milhty small eaters, 'pears to
me, and cussed queer manners about
gittin' outen a room. Give us an
other chunk of beef pooty fur from
tne horns, il yer kin.'
Presently Landlord Laaak ap
peared with a colorless face and
bulging eyes. He walked rapidly
up and touched the arrival from
Hailey on the shoulder.
You Beein to be having a pretty
good time,'said the landlord, retrain
ing irotn gnashing his teeth.
' ell, that is so, boss. You sit
down here and whack up a liottle
of wine at my expense. Oh, I've
got a pocketful of rocks, and don't
you forget it Say, do you happen
ti know any likely gals that's on
the marry? I'm here on that lav.'
and he grinned and once more lifted
his hat a little and scratched his
head with his fork.
'Ho you know, mv friend, what it
cosbt to stop at this house?'
'No, an Itlontkeer. I've got the
the tin. But what's yer fiueer. iiet
for luck?' .
'One hundred dollars a day.
"How much a meal? This is my
fu-t."
"Nothing for a little lunch like
this."
With a long sigh of returning life
the flush mam ing man from Hailey
trot his feet and made unsteadily for
the door. He sat the remainder of
the day in the waiting room of the
depot with his hand behind him as
if on a pistol, and fled on the even
ing train.
Pastimes for Ladies of Leisure.
Can you guess, asks a correspond
ent of the Cincinnati Enquirer, what
i) the newest fashionable f'i version
for voucpr women of wealth and lei
sure? Dressing live dolls. That is to
say, they make toys of little girls
sisters, nieces, cousins, anything in
the shape ot a little girl will do, if
she be comely. This has suddenly
become a rage in certain circles. I
know an only daughter who, having
no girl relatives, uses the 3-year-old
offspring of one of her papa's poor
tenants, a pretty little chit on whom
she placed costly costumes with all
the ardor of a fresh pursuit The
child is s cute as possible in Kate
Greenawav garments, and my lady
takes delight in dressing her after
some quaint picture. Two or three
afternoons a week she is arrayed in
something novel and take out for a
walk or drive.- Of course that will
not last long, and the ehild will soon
be returned to calico. It is not right
for rich women to divert themselves
in any such way. nor is there any
excuse for it, now that it is fashion
able to do art needle work.
Some ingenious girls of my ac
quaintance are making their own
capes, muffs and cuffs by sewing to
gether fancy feathers from the wings
and the breasts of native birds, which
they fasten to thin silk or muslin.
line with satin and edge with a bor
der of feathers, arrange as a fringe.
Decorating with feathers, in fact, is
greatly , in vogue for amusement
Some are wearing adlars and small
muffs of dark velvet bordered with
their own hands with fea there, those
of ducks pheasants, peacocks, etc
being employed. The plumage in
tended for trimnrng hats and bon
nets is also purchased and taken to
pieces to fancifully decorate other
articles of wear. '
Had It Yet r
One of the old veterans of Wall
street was the other day giving some
fatherly advice to one of hie clerks,
about to be married, and in closing
his sermon he said :
"Directly after the ceremony there
will be a banquet of course. When
vour wife turns over her plate she
will find a check for $-'A),0UO tinder
it"
"Do you really think so?"
"Ob, I know it - That's the pre
vailing style nowadays. The check
will be passed around, and finally
given-to you to pocket"
"And the next day X will draw
the money on it"
"Ob, no , you won't"
tVhynot?"
' "Because there won't be any to
draw. Don't make a dolt of your
self by rushing to the bank."
. "But I thought
"No matter what you thought
Save the check to frame and bang
up. When I was married thirty
J ears ago my wife found one under
er plate. I've got it yet I thought
too much of her father to mortify
his feeling, and I know he has al
ways respected me for it That's all
my son. . If you run short on your
bridal tour telegraph roe."
Varfal la tbe Fsmlry.
We usually leave it to doctors to
recommend medicines, bat Parker's
Ginger Tonic- has been so useful in
our family ib relieTiBg sickness and
I . . - 4
suffering that we cannot "J too
I much in its Salem Ar?.