'I net flit ml" '': anUaa- 1 1 !- ' re r, - 1 - " (dared too. nutitaud, -, Vostinestere Hill plwe act u oul- AkW, atirl frank letter containing subscription money. IMjf ere permitted lo de this under the tfost Office U . JOB PBIKTIMO. ?? have connotted with our establishment a well erected OB OFFICE, which will enabte ut U exeoute, Id the Boatcrt style, every variety of Printing BALTIMORE I.OCK HOSPITAL. ESTABLISHED AS A REFUGE FROM QLAUK F.UY. THE ONLY PLACE WHERE A CURE CAN HE OBTAINED. DR JOHNSTON has diwnvered themost Certain, Speedy and only Etl'octunl Remedy In the World for all Private Di-ss., Weakness of the Rack or I.imbs, Stricture, Aflbotions of the kidneys and Bladder. Involuntary Discharges, Inipptcncy, Ucne ral Debility, Nervousness, Pyspopsy, Languor. Low Points. Confusion of Ideas, Palpitation of t ie Heart, Timidity. Tremblingf. Diinneaaof bight or Uridines. Disease of the Head. Throat, Xo?o or skin. Affections of "the Liver, bungs. Stomach or Bowc s-thoje Terri ble Disorders arising from the Solitary Habits of louth thoso secret and solitary practices more fatal :t their victims than the song of gyrens to the Ma riners of Ulysses, blighting their most brilliant hopes or antic i pat Urns, rendering lUarnnge, c, impossi- la Especiallv. who have become the victims of Solitary Vice, that dreadful and destructive habit which annunllv sweeps to an untimely grae thon-nmls of Young Men of the most exulted tulcnts. and brilliant intellect, who might otherwise have ontrnnccd listen ing Senste- with the thunders of elonnenee or waked to ecstuty the living lyre, niny call with furl con iidencc. 71 A i: it i xtiv.. I&rried Persons, or Young Men contemplating ro'irrin"C. being aware of physical weakness, organic debilitv. deformities. Ac., speedily cured. He who places hini'olf under the care or Ir. J. . ,nii;...,.iv nm.fi l in bis honor as n gentleman, und ooutidrr.lly rclv upon bis skill as a Physician. (IlltlAMl' WIJAHilX . Immediatelv Cured, and Full gw lieslored. This Dinrossin? A fleet ion 'i'ch renders I.To miserable an. I imirrisga impossible i the penalty vuii4 by the victims of improper indulgences. 1 oung persons nro ti apt. to commit excesses trom not being aware or ll'e drendful eonsequenoes that may ensue Now. li Mint understand the subject will pretend to denv Ibfit !hc power of procrcnlion is bed i...,nr i.v ilu.i.'. lullini into improper linlnts than l y the prudent ' IW.d-i b' in.' .b piived the pless.ires I of healthy oIl'-piMm; the tiuvt serimi- and d-strneme sviup'om's to tioth l o.lv und mind nrife. The system j liee.oliius HelBllgeii. Hie riivsnun noo .ueiiuii i um..- ;..n Wi.ukoi.od. Loss of I'roen-ative I'uwer NiTVnni 1 T.-;!..l,;t;tv UeenelHll. 111 1 ttillll inn of tin J I i'ii rt i Iiidiifi stion. Constitutional hchilily. a usling of the Frame. Cough, Consuinptioii, lieeny and lieulh, ((!. n. ? !om!i l-'rl'iI"li SlPi-cl Lett band si la goins fiom llnltimore street, a few I d.i.irs trom the corner. Fail not to observe name ! mid liiiinlier. , ! i n. n,nl he rani and eontimi a sttimp. iue Pontiff's, liipb.nms hung in hisutlice. jN'o HUrri-i y ur .Tni.vcoi'l.' Prtigf. a; i:. .sm''. Member of the Rnval C.llego of Snrg-ons. London, tiraduate fiom one i t" ill" most eiuincnt, CoIIol'cs in the United States, nod the greater part of nl.ose lite bn been spent in the hospitals of London, Puns, Philadelphia mid el.eivheie. hns elieeted some of the most astonishing cures thnt were ever known ; nianv troubled with ringing in the I I and c.irs when a-lcep. grent nervousness, boing Hlanii. d at udden s.,und:i. baslifii'ness. with frequent Mushing, aitende 1 someiiines i;h derangenici.l of mind, were cured immediately. -s j'AWK SMlst TK'B E.All !'X K. lr. .1. a b'.res'es all those ho bmo injured Ihein. selves by ini)irir.rr iudolr-'.iice ami Military fcaU'.. which ruin boih 'bodv ami mill 1. nntittin llietn lur eitliur business. slii.W. s-iei-ly or man ia'e. 'Iiiksr ere foioe of the s.id Mid melancholy eEocta (roduce.l by ew'.v hn'.i's of voiiih. vii: V lUness of tLtlli.eii and Lil'obs. P.iil.s in the Head, l-iioneesol hight Los of Muscular Power. Pi.lpitatu.it of the Heart. l'yT"l.V. Nervous l.rilubilii v. liernngement 4if the IMgestive Funetions, U.invrul Debility, ft.vinp toiis of Consumption. A". . MK.NTAI I.V. 1 lie leaitol r;:ee-son iron i mi mueh to lie drendcil Los of Memory, ('..ntusiou of i Ideas Depression of Spirits. F.mI-1 orel ..ridings. Aver sion t Soeictv. S.lt-l'ist'ur-t. Lovo of Solitudo, Jin.. ... .-. o-c ere s:uc of Hi" evils pr. 'luced. fuoi s'Mis of pevor.s of ullages can now judge .!,.. w il, ,.i..ie i t liuir deeliniil' health, losing fudr vi'.'nr, beeoiiiiug weak, yab . nervous and naciated. having a sin-iubir appesmnee iihmit ll.w ! yes. cuush and :yiuploiu.- of eoiituiMp.iou. . ys ft'ho fcavo ii hired thein-tlves by n ncrtain praetic.a Indi-.l 'id in when alone, a habit Irc.iuonlly learned romcvil companions, -r at -hr.l. Iho efleet- of thiih ere ni 'htiv l'.lt, evi n when asleep, mid it not 're.1 " ndew iuarria;'.. i,p,wil,ie. and destroys joth mind and bodv. should apply initio diately. What a pity that a young man. the hopu of bis eountrv. the darling of his parents, should he snatched fro . ill rir-peets an.r enioymeuls ofl.fe. by the eonseiineiice.of deviiillog from the path ol uaturo mul indulging in eeriani " crct habit. Mist, before eonlemplasiutt .11 AUCtlK.i:. relleet that a sound mind an 1 body arc Ihe most necessary re uiisitcs to pronioti coiimibial happini-w. Indeed wilhoiH Ihese. the joi.rncy tlTougll lif - I'C comes a weary pilgrimage; the prospect hourly darkens to the view: me nimn oeeonie, un.iiai iih .l,.4ir -.ml tilled with the melancholy ret!' ti,.n that the happiness of another bec.uin. h'ghtel itb our own ....... insiii ts:: oa-' nzt'iti m:vv,. When tho misguided and impnideiit votary ot Measure finds that bo bus iinbibed the seeds of tins launful disease, it too often happen that an ill-tuned Scuseof ehaiue, or dread of ilisent.iy, delers Imn r.oo. amilviii'' to those wlio, Irom eiiueanoii nuu respe-jtabil'itv. can alone befriend him. d' l i, the eoustitutiuiial symptouis of Ihb horrid i... .o.oivii'ntice. such as iilccrnt till disease I'd sore throat, diseased nose, nocturnal pains in the head and limbs, dimness of sight, deafness, no li ? nn ti e thin bones und arms, blotches mi the head, bice ale extrciniliis. progressing wills frighttul rapidity, till ut lust the palate of the mouth or Iho bom s ol the nose full in, and the victim oi inis i.iui '" Leeoinos a horrid object of couimiserntion. till death puts a period to his dreadful sufferings, by sending him to' lhut I'niliscovored Country from whence no traveller returns.'' ,..,... It itKmrlanrkulu fact that thousands fall victims to this terrible dise.'ire, owing tx the uuskilllulness ol ianoraut prolcudois. who, by the use ol that JMiU ly Poi-, Mrrary, ruin the conititulion and wake the residue of life '"'"vrablo. Kl'ItA.XnI-.IS" Trust not your lives, or health, to the "eof(ll;e eianv Unlearned and Worthless Pretenders, destitute of knowledge, nn.no or character, who oopy lr. JohSSi'i llvertisements. or style th.nKe.. . the newspapers, regularly Educated l'")'' lH"' incapable of Curing, they keep you trifling month i u-r month taking their filthy and poisonus com pounds, or as long a. the smallest fee can be U'. n in despair, leave you with ruined health to sigh over your galling disappointment. J)r JoluTstou is the only Physician advertising His credential or diplomas always hang in his office. His remidiesor tieatement ere unknown to all thers. prepared froia . life spent iu th. great hos liuiW EJrope, the first in the country aud a more VxlZl 1'rtvau l'raaict than any otocr Physician "JZZZikv.nv.vv mi' run iik The many thousmnU cure ntliis institution year . Luinoriaat Surgical niter vear. boh iuh : , . . MherSers. n iee. of which have appeared again cuier papers, u ,.,: hesidoa his stiinding as and again ueiure m" .- e:i;. I gentleman of chariK-ter and responsibility, is .? . . irt il.M afflicted. p iii:i.u. Temons writing should be partioular in dlreeting thiirZt" r. tobif InstituUon.'in the following maner jonx m. joiixsms, m. i., frflhe Baltimore Lock Hospital, BalUmore.Md. April 2, lti4 ly- . ' " HATllinWN & COX, s.nrvat tit MWt No. 10 Cor. Fulton A"Y"r7"i,K"w irk. Will carefully at- ihoir care. . K.yrjii. UM. m - fLOUR & FEED STORE. t LE AlfD BETA IL. mllB .ubsoriber respectfully Infortni lbs i tpublie 'I ,i . keens aonUanUy in hand t tut Pew ';.'.jttnbury,iuna4,ietil:T-3 PUBLISHED EVERY SATURDAY MORNING, BY II. NEW SERIES, VOL. 1, NO. Oio. W. Smith. Cbas. B. Oehtbe. SlITH & G2C1TTEEE., Market street, ono door east of Mrs. Boultqn'i Hotel STJNBTJBY, I-A-., Have opened ANEW TIN-WARE, Slice! Iron nnd StoTC Store, and Intend koeping constantly on hand, and manu facturing to order on shortest notice, TIN AND SHEET IRON-WARE of all descriptions. A Large Stock of Cook Stovcsof the following Brands: William l'rnn, I'oiinKylviiiiiu, Hope, Union, nnd the Cole li-utcl Niagara Cook Stove, unsurpassed for beauty of finish, simplicity of ar rangement, combining cheapness and durability, and each stovo warranted to perforin what they aro re presented ALSO. FARLOR and OFFICE STOVES, in great variety, embracing all tho best manufactures, and most fashionable designs Ciiul Oil. Conl Oil I.nmpn. Nlindesi, ClilmnirM, nnd nil nrlieleH unusually kept in an establishment of this kind. We aro also prepared tudoall kinds ol Spouting. Roofing, Range and Furuaee Work. Uas Fitting, ic. Repair ing cheaply and neatly executed. Country produce tiiken in exchange at market price. smith &GENTiinTi, Have the Agency Tor BIBB'S CELEBRATED FIRE PLACE S'lOVLS. for the Counties of .Northumber land. Snyder. Union nnd Montour. .i dino also agents fur the Piphcr i Willowcr I.iii ,'Trrii,s(irlation. Sun ui v. April V, ldfiL JONES HOUSE, Luvin r Mjirki't strct-t unl Mmket Suiuvt HABRISEUKG, Ackuowledged n First- Class House. 'I Hl 1 i"MPntM(,r "'' in''' ri-MTMiiiiy inn Htifiiiinii oi ii;o t'liiToim oi uiiiiurj-iiihi inu iir rollll'Iilt fouilir't iu iiiw nuu" i in j urn ii i unis m ijib l!nti.".it.vaiinK til uiu they will litnl cvrryihin that cm coiiiriliutu to their eojnl rt. It U itunU(t t'nr n.ouh from (hi.' ici'ot (o avoid thv noise nnd conlu pi.in iijci lint to railroad Htrtiiii. nicl at the euino ttiiK-only h tVw niiimK-s wulk i'nun thonamr. Am Oiiniiliis will be found ul the riiatioiia on tho amviiloi'tsicUtraiu C. II MANN, Proprietor. Air fJ, ISoS. 3m C. 0. BRUCE. Antliorizetl Hnr Cltiim Ollices. Washinr:t-n, D. C. Clevoland, Ohio. 443 Nimii SriiKET. Xo 1. Lyman's Block. Oppusitu Pension Oiiicc. Xcar the Court Uousc. nktiKlteH t!i- Army Ilcrnld. and collects rEI7SI0NS. BOUNTY, SACK PAY, Priicu- jiicy and all other II A. K3f CIniiis. "We pfiy especial attention to claims in ! whi di other atton'evs h ive I'Al I.l-.li. or wliiehharo , beui SI 'fPEXlEf. We have already collecied , and paid o i r to soldiers and their heirs over ..'.uu.- ; IIIUI. and are pa;, ing thousands dsil". No ehargo unless suecesstul. Write us, aud we vill send you a i copy ol our paner, tree. VI K t'ULLKCT from jflflii In film Ca.-li Bounty We do our hiisiujss niTuotr m:i..iv A ;uil I!, lSi'l TO CONSUMbltS OF X2 it ja-a no C3ra.-,evTS"w T IE nn ler.ii.'iied dealer in Coal from Hie follow in.' well known Collieries is prepared to receive orders for the suiuu at the Lowest ALirkel Rates, vu: tii:i)!:t'.U'S DIAMOND MINES l.i.A 1 M j 1 UUTU & CO'S j foNSD.'.lDATED CO'S ' . , . , ., f I'.o is Mso prepared to furnish the j llalli.i.ore 4 o'si 'elelrstleI t .., , llnd j'rn.nri'f. , ... , . . On the lino of the .usuuelmnna River and Havre de tirace. Jle has made urraiiiicmeuis lor Hie ue-t 1'lTTiTON AND PLYMOUTH COALS, Which he is prenaied to deliver on board Bonis at Northumberland, or by Cars over Northern Central Knilroad. and on iho iiiie of the Philadelphia and Erie Hailroad. on the best tonus. Jle is prepared lo fill nil Order with despatch, and respectfully solicits urders troiu the 'J iadc. Addi-ii-s" JOHN Mc.FAHLAND. April U. I:.".!. Northumberlauil, Pa. JI I'Ml! ( Lt)MIl'HKiiii:K The OXLV reliable self-Adjusting Wringer. No Wood-Work to Swell or Split. No Thumb-Screws to got out of Order. Warranted with or without Cog-Wbeels. It Uik the FIHST PBEMIUM at Fifty-Seven Stato and County Fairs m lMiD, und is, without an excep tion tnu best ringer ever uaue. Patented in the lulled Slates, hoglaud, Canada, and Australia. Sample Wringer sent, Express paid, on receipt of Price. Euergctio agents can make from 3 to 10 Dollars per day. No. 2, S3. SO. No l,f7.S0. No. F.$:i.50 No.A,$9 60. Manufactured and sold, wholesale and retail, by THE PUTNAM MANUFACTURING CO., No. ISPlattStreet, New York, and Cleveland, Ohio. S. C. NOHTHKOP, Ayont. WHAT EVEBBODY KNOWS, vis : That Iron well iralvaniiod will not rust: That a simple, machine is better than a complioatod That a wringer should be self-adjusting, durable, and efficient ; That Thuinb-Scrcws and Fastenings oause delay and trnniilo to regulate and keen in order : That wood bearings for the shaft toruu in will wear out J That the Putnam Wringer, with or without cog. wheels, will uot tear tho chillies ; Thnt cof-nhcel regulators are not essential : Tnat tho Putuam Wriuger has all the advantages sm.i n.,t on of iho disiidvautaires above named : That all who have tasted it, pronounce it tho best n nugor ever uiauo, .. That it will wring s Thread or a Bed-Qudt without alteration. ..... , , v . i w miirht fill the narirr with testimonials, out in urtnolvik few to convince the skeptical. It suco il,ur l. and a ut la ell. tost Putnam's Wringer. Test ItTUOHOUOHLY with ANY and ALL others, aud if not entirely satufrotory, return it. Pt-TXAM MASl'flCTtlBiNO CO t Oentlcmen ; I know from practioal experience that iron well galvanised with lino win not. oxiuue or rust one parliole. The Putnam Wringer u as near perfect as possible, and I can obeei fully re- oommend it to be the best in use Keknoetfully yours, ivn w wilKKI.Kll. Cleraland. Ohio. m... ...r.i a.nitriimoa in the galvanizing bull ness enable me to indorse the above statement in all particulars. JNO. C. LEFFEKT3, No. 100 Beekinaa Street. We hare tefted Putnam't CTothei Wringef hf .i.-i Li.,, .rwl W nr. that it will do. It U rL . is .im..u ritnuir na train whether l work or at rest ; a child can operat it ; it does it dutv thorough y ; it saves iiai :.7.::. vS-.VirnestlviMivUeall who have much i.i i a milk intalliceutDersons who have any, to fcujlki. Wringer. . It will pay fcr itself i yew C. POETICAL A Voice from the Army. "Just befori the Battle, Motuif." Just before election brothers, Wo are thinking most of you. While on picket, or in trenches, "With the enemy in icw." Bravely we have fought and sufferetl, And with wounds and fevers died, That tho bright, tri-colorud banner, Still may fiout in starry pride. Ciioitca-Llntcn, brothers, you may nevet Hear from us in life again, But oh! you'll not forget us brothers, If we're numbered with the slain. Every night in dreams we see you In those lilotisunt Northern homes. Where the peaceful dawn of morning Brings no slurring roll of drums, And it costs a pang of sorrow That ungrateful men there be Who would sell their countrys honor And her nulJiers' liberty. Cuoitcs-Tell them we can face the bullets That their "Southern friends shall send But, ohl we'll not forget them, M'htu this "cruel ifur" ttall end. All along the rebel earthworks We have savage shoutings heard, You will scarce believe it, brothers, But "JA-CMW was tho word. Think of tliM, ye northern voters, Will ye make such demons gloat? Ask our fill lea comrades' widows, They will tell you how to vote. Cltonus Soilless mothers, weeping sisters, liaise cmploring lunula to you. And, till! you'll forget them, brothers, Aud dc'Slroy 1'hcir Country too. Let the traitors keep their pity, We are soldiers-, and can bear All the hardships of the struggle, Aud have courage yet to spare; And we ask no wiser hclmstuau At the ship of State than ho Who 1ms paid, und clothed, aud fed us, As the Armv of the Free. , Citoist.s Haik: it is the bugal sounding, Urant still limls us work to do, But. oh! we'll rial forget thone traitors, When this bloody wur is thro'. i TALES AND SKETCHES. '1'IIIv VI I-' 1 V2 A .11 1 : It . ' Sirs. Morton wits a widow, young, pretty, rich widow when Dr. Charles Straliatn made iier acquaintance. She was poor but very handsome w hen Squire Morton married her. und ut his death tw o years after, became sole heir, put on her widow's weeds, and pocket ed her husbiMui's gold at the same time. Madame Humor said that poor old Mor tou never enjoyed a single hour aftel he uiti' ried her ; but how should Madame liu in r know il Ut' one thing, however, 1 can give tuy renders reliiibie iuforaiatiou. Mrs. .Morton had not been a year ere she received with pleasure, very decided attentions from Dr. huiilium. Do you inquire who Dr. Straham was? Well he studied medicine, mid had the title M. D. conferred upon him, which he touk pleasure iu ultachir.g to his name with a irrcut flourish, but it is asserted that he never had a half dozen patients in as many J years. lie was of prepossessing appearance, I u ready talker on uny subject, und was, in fact, hint rate company, lie played the flute , anil suni! was a omul dancer and uu excel- leut partner at whist ; besulo lie hail some literary reputation.. He wrote poetry and two column sketches for the Weekly Level ler, and lust, though uot least, he dressed in good taste and in the height of fashion ; how he did it uo one knew, but it was uo one's business. But I must be allowed to correct one ru mor which had gained considerable preva lence, to the efl'eet that lie supported hinisel by his literary labors, and ordinary scrib bler could hardly alhird Strahnn's wardrobe. Old Squire- Mortnn had been dead but littl'i oxer year when Dr. Strahan, despite ull that goss pi ers could say, married the widow aud her tort unc. luu lact was Jie waoted a rich wife as to her, she was anx ious to leave her weeds .and go into society nain, and she could uivine uo reamer way to accomplish her purposes than by marry ing. hen any one spoKe to tnu Doctor about her being a shrew, he merely remark ed he took pleasure in taming a shrew. For three mouths they lived happily to gether, for it was in the height of the sea sou, and between Capo May, Sarutoga, and the White Mountains, they were alone with each oilier scarce three hours out of the twenty-four 1 consequently U wus impossible for them to disagree. But the scutum over they returned to their quiet home the place of ull others to stuiiy a who or a iiusuana. There is no unnatural excitement, uo fash ionable Mrs. A, to outdress, uo profligate Mrs. 13. to outdo in squandering money ; uo one to please but the "other half." Alter a season oi loug coiuiuueu ga:eiy, there necessarily follows oue of extreme dullness, and when one is dull one is easily displeased. Now Mr. and Mrs. Strahan were ureat v tusnioasea. It was their lirst tiay at nome upon wuicn their lirst quarrel commenced. How it commenced neither could clearly tell. It is only knowu that Strahan expressed a desire to dine upon roast beet, and 6he would have roast turkev and oyster sauce. He'd have beef or nothing. She'd have turkey, and thus commenced the war of the Strahans. One ordered the butler to have a fowl, aud the other gave strict attention to havo beef, while Mrs. o. vteiteil Iier menu auu pariooK Jt turkey. Alter supper Mr. S. gave a wmo supper in the room which he dignilied by the name ol study, a sort of variety store iu which lie Kepi uis HDrary, writing uesa, ami spuouu. Here also were two class cases, one ot tnem contained a giant's skclleton hung on wires, in the other was an Lgyptian mummy. Tho' wall was hung with curiosities, among them a cane from a treo which grew over Washington's grave, a snuiT box fiom the wood of the Churter Oak, a chip from the United States frigate Constitution, min erals, shells, and fossils of all kinds, speci men ears ot corn, enormous siscd fruits and vegetables, cases of insects and pickled rep tiles. StuC'ed birds were perched about the apartment, and volupttrbus French litho graphs and portraits of distinguished per sons were bung promiscuously on the walls a long reading table, arm-chairs, a mam moth boll metal pestal and mortar, comple ted the lurniture ot tne study. nurinn tha same evening Mrs. B. bad a w-ViUt nartv in the uarlor. wina held it votaries in bondage longer than card. Mr. B. had dismissed her par ty and retired hour before ber liege lord .ma tn lilt chambers, and when he did com ha found the door locked, blmtlf B. MASSER & E.WILVERT, SATURDAY MORNING, OCTOBER without, her within. In vain he called to her , she would not henr, and he was com pelled to find a bed elsewhere, which he did, muttering to himself. "I'll tame her yet." lie laid all night forming n plan to bring her to submission. In the morning he ask ed her to walk into the study ; aud there they renewed their tierce quarrel, during which Mrs. S. called her husband a heartless, brainless fellow, who niarrietl her for her money. To which the Doctor replied, by calling her a low, vulgar woman, )o was only too giad to marry a professional gentle mau and author, to enable her to euter society. After which she' toyed with her fan, and Bnaily pulled the bell-cord and ordered her servant w'ao answered it, to bring her carriage to the door. "Where ure you going ?" asked tho Doc tor. "To ride sir," replied the amiable Mrs. Strahan. "I'll go with you if you please." "Hut I do not plettse." "Then I choose to go." "Very well, then you go alone. I cannot go with you." "You cannot go unless I accompany y a, madam." "Cannot I" "Cannot, madam." "We'll see." "Well, we will see." . Tbt Doctor walked out of the room, lock ed the door put the key iu his pocket, and left the house. She did not set down and burst into a flood of tears, but waited patiently for the servant to return whom she had scut for tho carriage. When he returned she told him through tho keyhole, to return the horses to l lie stable, and place a ladder against the study wiutlow. The ladder was placed according lo directions, and a turkey with oysters und pastry were brunt; lit up to her. The ladder was then removed, and everything was prepared for the leappeur ance of her husband. Near the middle of the afternoon the doctor returned home, stepped softly through the hall towards the door, peeped through the the keyhole, ex pecting of seeing a striking picture of hu mility and contrition. Judge of his surprise, then, when he saw Mrs. S. silting before his long rending table on her riirht hand his bell-metal mortar, in which she was roasting his mammoth speci men upplcs, sweet potatoes, and her turkey. Near her, stood his water bath in which she was cooking oysters, und she occasionally stirred tlieiii with his spatula ; on the table stood one of the bottles of wine which had been left from the previous night's revelry, which tin: lady for the want of a champagne opener, had deprived of its neck with a wedgewood pestle, and using a four ounce graduate for a winc-ghiss ; she hud cut up champagne baskets for firewood with an In dian tomahawk. On the left band stood the doctor's writing-desk, which she had broken open, and scattering on the desk, were under missive of his early love flames, manuscript pages of tales and sketches, un published titles, and unpaid tailor's bills, w hile the lady sat rending first a sweet love letter, then an ode to Napoleon, nnd so on, throw ing them page after page into the lire. Thin the husband's bruin work, and wood enriosties were made to cook the dinner. The doctor looked silently on ns long as he could ; then taking the key from his pocket, he unlocked the door and it was bolted on the inside. "Mrs. S.," he shouted. "Well, sir f" "Open the door." "I am very busy just now, and can't be disturbed." "Open this door, immediately." "1 am busy, I tell you." "1 11 bnrst'tlie door in, if you do not in stantly open it." "Dn ns you plutse, sir; but your mummy and giant's skeleton are placed against the door, so be catettil anil not break them." The doctor was foiled, for a few moments he stooil and thought what course it was best to puisne, Suddenly recollecting the ladder he hastened through tho hall out of doors, leaving the door unlocked and the key in it. His footsteps hud scarcely died aw ay on the stairs, before his wife had re moved both cases from tho door, drew the bolt and stood, in theentry. It was but the work of a moment to .hrow the remaining letters, poems and manuscripts into the tire, rennjve the wine and eatables, lock the door upon the outoide, uud put the key iu her pocket. Meanwhile tho doctor was raising the ladder to the window, nnd by the limo ho had got it placed and ascended half its length, his w ife and a favorito man servant were watching him from a lower window. The doctor pushed up tho window and jumped in ; hu servant jumped out of the lower window and pulled down the ladder. The doctor saw that the bird had flown, nnd he rushed back to the window just us tho ladder reached the ground. "Put that ladder back again," shouted the doctor. "Let it be where it is," shouted tho wife from the lower window. "Put it up instantly or I'll discharge you," bellowed the upper one. "Come into the house, John," said the lady coolly. "Put up that ladder, you villain," persist ed the wrathy M. V. John, do as 1 order you," complacently demanded Mrs. 8. And John went Into the house, leaving medical trcutlcman heapinil curses upou everybody iu the vicinity, including his wife and all the servants. All ninht the doctor was kept a prisoner. Just before his wife retired she put her lips to the keyhole, and whispered, "Doctor, wuut is your success iu taiumg a shrew V No answer, "Good night, doctor." The uext morniug sho came to the door, and called, "Doctor i" , No answer. "Doctor!" ".Madame 1" "Would you like some breakfast 1" "I am not particular." "There is cold turkey left, if you would like it. sir." , , , , The doctor deigned no reply, and the lady again left him alone. During the afternoon, ah again calicd at the door: "Doctor." "Well, dear 1" very bumble. "Would you like, some dinner 1" "I should." "Will cold turkey do your 'Anything, my dear." . . "If f let you out, will you jwobie to loot roe up again, t" SUNBURY, NORTHUMBERLAND COUNTY, PENN'A. 29, 1804. OLD "And never object to my eating turkey when I wish it ?" "Yes." "I will." "And not attempt to tamo a shrew again?" "Never." "Then you may come out." Ami the lady forthwith unlocked, and threw open the door. To this day, Dr. Slruhan has never at tempted to dictate to his wife whntsho shall cat, or when she may ride, and has never been heard to boast uguin, of taming a shrew. MlSCELLAOUS.s Ienlli ol" JInJor oi'ral Itii-siey. We recently announced that Major Gene ral David 11. jiirney, commanding tho 10th Corps in the Army of the Potomac, had ar rived iu this city, suffering from disease con tracted while in service before Petersburg. Wc have now to state the mcloneholy fact that he died lust evening, ut his residenco on Kace street. Ho was about forty-five years of age, and had been in tho service ever since the opening of the war. lie com manded the 2;ld Pennsylvania Volunteers, and from that position he was called to the wielding of a brigade. In May last ho was elected to command the lid Division of Hancock's (.the 2d) Corps. On the 'Z'id of July he wus chosen by General Gruut to lead the 10th Corps, having brilliantly distin guished himself during the whole of Gen eral Graut's splendid campaign from the llapidan to the south side of tho James ritfer. His career is now cut short before the grand object of that campaign is attain ed, but his record is a noble one, in which every Philadclphittu takes honorable pride. General Hiruey was born in Alabama. His father, James B. Uirney, was a planter in that State, who manumitted his slaves aud came to the North, ami afterwards was the abolition candidate for the Presidency. General Birney was engaged in the mercan tile pursuits ia this city up to the opening of tho war, and only relinquished active civic business at the stern call of patriotism. His memory will be forever honored iu con nection with the rest of the noble host who have laid down their lives for freedom and the L'nion. Philudvlphiaii JSultUim tf iVjJ niii:i:ei..'n Ait.icv. SECOND CAVALRY DIVISION OEN P0WKI.I.V. llKAIlOTAlttiKKS MlODI.R MlLlTAUV DIVI SION, October 12. Since the 1st of October this division has been engaged in destroying property in the Luray valley, in accordance with Gen. Graut's order. It captured three thousand head of cattle and sheep, destroy ed a number of mills, an immense quantity of wheat, hay, oats and corn, and 800,000 worth of leather. Three hundred men from this division made a raid to the llapidan, destroying the railroad bridge across said river aud cap turing a number of prisoners. The bodies of twenty-seven of our men were found near Maiinussas Gup, supposed to have been murdered. The divisiou is now engaged in a very important movement, which will no doubt develop itself to tho public iu a few days, aud with a gratifying result. .t T111KD CAVALKY DIVISION OliN. CCSTEIl's Captain C. W. Lee. Provost Marshal of deu. Custer's Division, makes au olliciul re port as follows of tho captures of said divi sion in the action ou the tlth : One bun dled and six prisoners of war, six pieces of artillery, five caissons complete, twelve army wagons containing ordinance and ordinance stores, two spring wagons "lately" belong ing respectively to the hcadqunrtejs of Generals llosser und Lomax, fourteen amba- lanees, lorty-seven horses, lorty-one sets ot artillery harness, forty-eight mules, aud har ness for these. Oue medicine wagon, being the ono cap tured from Gen Wilson at Ueuuis' station. Two wagons containing ammunition, and two ambulances burned two caissous uurn- i e(i Fifty-six thousand rounds of Sharp's am munition, and several boxes ol arms. Desks, ami private and ollicial books- and papers Irom Lomax's und liosser's head quarters, containing an order of October !i, 18114, assigning Ueuerai ICosser lo tne com mand of Vitz Lee's division. 'I'li Clerk of the iiforfiiu SIouso ol K'ii-.'viiIti(ivtH Williiss our I.iucM. Joseph Cump, late editor of tho Athmti Confedrtticy and tho (Jvonjiit Timet and the present Clerk of the House of Bepresentatives of Georgia, has arrived in Nashville, having been compelled to leave the south in con sequence ot tho publication of an article ad vocating tho restoratiou of tho Union. Jeff Davis, he says, is the greatest tyrant living; and wherever his power extends there is neither freedom of speech nor free dom of person; and before a return to tho Union is possible, the rebel army must be disappeared. Ho regard Hood' force no longer formidable, in u militiiry point of view; it is small in numbers, uud is greatly demoralized; bat it is yet sullieiently strong to intimidate unarmed people, especially us tho male proportion of these people consists of only decrepit! old men, or youug boys, every oDe capable of bearing arms having been seut to the army by tiie conscripting ollicers. Break tho urmy ot Lee, he thinks aud that of Hood will disperse, and there are no others worthy to be called a military organization east of the Missippi river. Mr. Camp states ttiat tue rebel leaders say that if McClellan is beaten they have no hope; that there is not sulhctent vitality in the confederacy to keep it alive. They, therefore, will look to eventual submission iu caso of the reelection of Mr. Lincoln; aud sinco the full of Atluuta they regard that as certain; and they are, therefore, very anxious about the terms on which they would be al lowed to resume their citizenship. Col. John P. Sanderson, former editor of the Philadelphia Daily A'etr. died in bt. Louis, ou l' ruiay last, tie was a native oi Lebanon county. In 1850 he was Chairman of the American Slate Centra! Committee, When President Liucoln was inaugurated. Mr Sanderson became Chief Clerk of the War Department under Secretary Cameron, and on the Uth of May 1861, he was a)i- pointed Lieutenant Colonel ot the lata regi ment of infantry, U. . A. W ithin a year he baa been promoted to a Colouency, una has been acting as Provost Marshal General of Missouri. To hla efforts tha exposure of the Knights of the Golden Circle iu that btate u due. Ma Mabia Meck diad Ut reading a few diya ago, at tha advanced aa of 103 year a mooih ana aaj: SERIES, VOL. 25, NO. 0. moved. Montgomery Blasr, Into Postmaster Gen. made the following important revelations iu a speech at Ellicou's Mills, Maryland, lust Saturday: Why did the President relieve Gen. Mc Clellan? I know the impressions under which ho ncted intimately. The President was friendly to McClellun. I was friend ly to him, while those of more consideration in army concerns were hostile to him. The Wur Committee at Washington, and the military authorities, consultetl at every step ofits proceedings, were inimical to his re tention of command. Tlvy held that liis delay, with a much superior army, to attack tho enemy that re maiiied at Bull Kun after tho defeat there of a portion of our forces, from the midst of summer to the succeeding spring, when the enemy thought fit to retire to a stronger position: that the delay to attack the small force at Yorktown, when the war was to bo transferred to Richmond ; that tho delays and mistakes there, iu keeping our army in tho swamps of tho Chickahmniiny until tho enemy found opportunity to at'.ack and defeat it, was proof that tho command should pass into other hands. Tho Presi dent, though shaken, resisted the impor tunities then made to supplant the General. Tho battle of Atitietam restored his con fidence, though painfully disappointed in the failuro to complets the defeat of the enemy by sending lurward his reserve, when Burnside repeatedly urged it after carrying the bridge over the Antietam, seeing the enemy in light, and requiring only the aid of repressed forward to cover his retreat. The uelay, tlicu, it was contended, gave tho enemy the night, and the succeeding day and night, to cross the Potomac. " This fatal delay, and the refusal of McClellan to pres a pursuit on Lee's demoralized army imme diately after when the fords of the Potomac gave him opportunity to do so, or to head his from his base nearer liichmond, by tak ing the shorter line and cutting him off by interposing in front, were again made the grounds of a demand for his removul. The President adhered to htm went to him in his headquarters at Antietam-urged htm t move to anticipate Lee and comfort him, if not in the valley bet-vrcn the moun tains, to interpose Lctweeu him und tho Kappa'.. on nock below them. This was tho peremptory of the President, apparent on the face of the well-reasoned lAler he ad dressed to his general. He failed to meet the demands made on him by the man who took all tho responsibility who tried at first persuasion, and ut last exaction, and felt that there was nothing left but to carry out his resolution, which a sense of duty had compelled him to adopt. Here arc the simple lacts, aud they explain the Presi dent's motives. Z-U" Wo take the following significant sentences from Thompson's Bank Reporter : "To our view, peace is near at hand. If Lincoln is re-elected, the South will give up, and the Union will be rc-establislied with out re-establishing Slavery. If McClellan is elected, the Union will be re-established with Slavery, as beloro the rebellion. With McCklluii, the Southern debt iscill be tngruj't- ml on the dibt of the country. 'Slavery ended, or Slavery perpetuated. is the great point in the election. The se cond great point is tho Confederate debt. All other questions are open for debute." A Siiist'itu'Ttos of lii'tv thou-and dollars has been made to build a now hotel in Oilcitv. MtNF-ltS in Idaho gel 12 per day. ing a spun of Horses costs if 12. Shoe- AGRICULTURAL. Stouing Cklkrv. We have said a grent deal latterly about the cultivation of celery ; and now, as the crop must bo prettey well grown, we shall proceed as usual at this season, to give some reliable directions for preserving it through the winter. Many people complain of their celery one of "tho most dillicult gardcu crops to raise in perfection that it does not keep well through the water sometimes it with ers, but oftener rots. It is recommended by some that it should bo preserved iu the rows where it grows, and that removal al ways more or less injures it. Where the plant is grow n in soil of a dry nature und a cele ry never should be grown there it may be kept well in tho row ; but we deny most emphatically that removal injures it iu the slightest particular. Wo pursue two modes and find both to i answer completely. The first is to reuiovo the celery to high and dry ground, dig a trench spade deep, stand up a row of plants then three inches of soil, tl en another row, and so oil until about hulf a dozen rows are finished, then commence another bed, and so on. The soil should be packed in firmly and banked up so that the tops ol the celery are just covered, then spank off roof fashion to turn tho raiu. Over this two wide boards, nailed together should be placed,as a secu rity against moisture, for remember, it is water, not irost, as some any, mat lots cele ry. I''rost adds to its tenderness. Another plan is to sink barrels into tue earth, so that the tops are two or thro iuchc below the surlace, stand them compactly fully of celery, put close or tight covers upuu them, and then u couple of inches of soil. By this mode, somewhat moro troublesome than the other, ours kept well for tho last two or three years until all we cou&umed, which was late in spring. The loregoingw ill auswer several inqui rers ou tho subject, who have addressed us within the last lew days. Ucrmuntutcn Tel. Wuat Piiuta Shall I Plant ? If a far mer were to say to us that he was about to plaut tweuty-uve pear trees lor protit that is for market purposes and that ho desired a suggestion as to the varieties and number of each variety he should set out, wo would , I. l.t... , 1. I nave no iiesiiauou in giving uuu mo wuuii ing list : Four F.arly Catharine, four Juliana five Manning's Elizabeth, threo Bartlett, five Seckcl, aud four Potts. These ripen iu the order they are placed. It appear that these varieties do well everywhere, and are therefore particularly adapted to geueral cultivation. They are very productive, the trees hardy, and vigo rous ni their growth, and th fruit generally perfect. The Early Cattiariua aud Seckel ure uot early bearers, but w hen they once commence they seldom fail in giving an abundant crop. In purchasing tha trees be careful to se lect good specimen ; have them taken up with all the roots possible; transplant with every attention; stako firmly, niacin:; the stakes at an angle, with the bead to the tiorth-eaot; keep the ground stirred two feet from tha stem all round ; and allow no cattle to diaturb them. UermQnk n Ttl. C tmreoftO linns, one tiae, ' (I D Kt..- SutiaeqIIAnt insertion, . 6(1 Una. unre, 4-eaontlis, 4 HA Bii d nth, . (1 00 Ouo yeajy -10 00 Executor 13.1 Administrators notice it DA Auditor notices, il Oil. Business Card if 5 line, per annum, 6 00 Merrhnnts and others advertising by thn your with the privilege of ohanglng quartorly, 4 foil una : One quarter column, lint cxenedMsr 4 sqnarer-, SI J Ono unit' coluuiu, net exceeding 8 squares, ? fxl One volumti, on flf) Editorial nr looal-adveriisinK, any number of lirn not exoeeuins; ten, 20 cents per lino; JO ucuts far every adiliiiuunl lino. Marriage notices, 0 conts. Obituaries or resolutions ucouuipauyin noliuci of. death, 10 cenls per Hue. U E C I P E S, j&C. BttHAD 0.tt-1. kite.--Break six cgoa, sea son tlii.'in with pepper nnd suit, or sweeten wt.ii sugar, it prelerred j ndd a good luble sponnfui of finely jjraled bread crums Hindis of stale bu nd, iii-tit- the whole tmrt'iber. and fry in thL- stuiic manner us the plain omelette. This omelette requires a little more attention iu the dressing than those, which are made without breuii, being moro liable to bum hikI break. It is an excellent .icoiiipaniiucut to preserve nprkot, or any otdei dcseiiy'jiiii of rich jam. To Cook Bua.nm without I'o'hk. Put them into boiling water, without soaking ;. change tho water three limes, letting them. boil a few minutes each time; the third time, ndd salt Mifh'cient to make them pala table, boil nearly dry, aud warm up with a lillle fresh lard or butter. This receipt is handed dowu ns the inven tion of the celebrated Marechal St. Evremont, whose taste was educated iu the Court of tho Grand Monnrque: Tako what quantity of oysters you will and wash them in their water; lay them in a stewpan aud strain their waiter upon tham ; atkt a good lump of but ter, which (when melted) should be half as, much as the water; season with salt; boil smartly with the lid ou, and when it is half cooked put in some crusts of light French, bread uud finish the boilinr. Fkied Oystkiis. Beat up a cnuplu or three eggs in a cup. and rasp bread crum on. a plate with sweet herbs powdered, aud leniou-peel. Dry the oysters us much as possible, souse them iu the egg. and cover them with crums. Fry them iu plenty of good butter. Hominy. There ure three sizes of hominy. Large hominy requires to be boiled from four to live hours over u gentle lire. It should be washed clean, und put in tho stew pan with just enough water to cover it. It ia eaten ns a vegetable. To cook tho smaller hominy, wash it in two waters; then to one teticupful of hominy add a quart of water ami a teaspoonftill of salt, and place the 'Mali that coutains it in a kettle of boiling water, to prevent it from getting burnt, or else over a verv gentle lire. Let it boil lor nn hour, stirring it well with a spoon. It is generally eaten for breakfast. It is excellent, sliced and fried, after it has become cold. Ml'fpins. Take two pounds of flour, two eggs, two ounces of butter, melted in a pint of milk, aud four or five spoonfuls of yeast ; mix them together; beat thoroughly, and set to rise two or three hours; bake ou a hot hearth, in fiat cakes. Biscuit Pudding. This is a very deli cate and nice pudding for on invalid," aud ia made so simple that it is generally found useful In cases of illuess. Grate three largo Naples biscuits, pour upon them one pint of boiling milk or cream, and cover them down closely. When cold add the yolks of four eggs, tho whites of two, some nutmeg, a littlo brandy, ball a spoonful ot flour, and sumo sugar to taste. Boil this for one hour iu a basin or mould, uud serve it up with incited butter, wine, aud sugar. ArrLE Snow u alls. Obtain half a d07.cn apples, pure them, and cut them into quar ters, tuKing care to remove the whole ol tho cores. When reconstructing the position of the apples, introduce into the cavities caused by abstracting the cores one clove and u thin slico of lenion-p-.'el. Havo six small pudding cloths ut hand, and one-half pound clean-picked Indian rice, and cover the apples severally, one after the other, in an upright position, wMh rice, tying them up tight. Then place them in a large sauce pau of scaleing water, and let them boil for one whole hour. On taking them up open the tops, and intermix with the fruit a littlo grated nutmeg, with butter and sugar to your tasto. The above constitutes a whole some and nutritious course of food for chil dren, and proves, withal, an economical fea ture in the nursery bill of fare. Watku to Thicken Hair and Pi-.evknt its Fai.lino Out. Distil us cool and slow ly as possible two pouuds of honey, a handful of roser.i..iy, sml twelve- handfuU of tho curling or tendrils of grapevines, infused in a gallon of uew milk; from which about two quarts ot water will be obtaiued. llljl(MATTir!S An amusing scene occurred one day last week, in a store not far from Sumner street. Two gentlemen (f) passing a trimming store, chanced to see in the window a pair of ladies garters which were made from patent leather, and thinking to havo sport stepped into the store ; but the lady in attcudencu completely "turned the tables" on thetu : Act 1st Sccuo 1st. Fnter two gentlemen. First Gcntleiaau What is the price of those day co'.Uira in the w indow my dearK Lat'.y Seventy-live cents a pair. Second Gentleman Good gracious! do you always sell them by then." Lady Yes ir. U7 ict teUtAfia tujiu- Jjierf Tableau Green Curtain. Tut: Majesty- ok tue Law. The other day a Dutchman in Cincinnati was severely thrashed by bis "vrow," and while smarting titnlei the infliction, he complained to tha Mayor, and had his bettor hulf arrested for the outrage, whereupon she was lined thrt-u dollar and tho cost , but she not having the money, her luialmud was called upou to fork over. Upon which ho "opened his eyes bi great t-urptise," exclaimed, "Vot for i pav f She vip me : ' 1 lie "statute ' wo explained to him and ht paid, but announc ed that hereafter his wile might wallop him asmucn as sue pleased, l ut lie would never again take steps to uphold the "majesty of the law." "Henry, you ought lo be ashamed to throw away l-iead like that; you may want it some day." "Well, mother, would Island any better chuni-e of t;utiug it theu should I eat it up uow ( ' At a festival of lawyer and editors, alaw yer gavo as a toast "The Editor. He al ways obeys the cult of the' devil." An edi tor responded "Tho P.ditor aud the Law-' yer the) devil is utisfle.d with ih -1 - of the former, but reqnitr the ori'ML! v latter.'' ,',v- - Da j"u a i atit Vpo! ' 1 v.
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