) J . , - . JDcuotcit to ol'Mictfr'fiicraiwrt, mgirtth!iurc,.--Sncn, iHovalun, rmi cncrol 3ntcl!iacure. VOL. 29. STROUDSBURG, MONROE COUNTY, PA., JUNE 15, 1871. NO. 3. 1 Iy Theodore Schoclii x Tn,K r a i l:j -" ycnr in' advance and if not ccmI s will In' ,. tirttiri ii!il until all arrearages are paid, less. ou or iiir'c insertions l 50. Each AtUlitional - i ; ii ' i I -j - - - - - - !. Ill, -- cf.u. I nnurr oacs in proportion, '"':3o:s'risisrTisc, OF ALL KINDS, nxc. tslril in Hip liislHv-t siyte of the Art, and on the w.ti leasouable terms. D R. J. L'ANTZ, . Sursjcon ami Mechanical Dentist, Soil In h: r-fllep on Main Strort, in the second in it rriM"i aim careuu tui .ni " "vio kuiuui to !.is tin f. --M 'n, Hiiit lir is fully able to pel form all o;'( l iitmi s i:i thr- denial lii0 in Ilic most careful, Uste tvl and kiilfH wanner. - ' '"'; si)r aiiuniion given lo savin" the Natural Teeth ; xlso. M tht iiisciiinn of Artificial Teeth on Rubber, ;.ij. Silvr or lOntinuous Gums, anl perleet fits in Mil i.M 4-i :md. : ', 1 ,M.i! i:i':.iu.-. know t!ie great filly and danger ol en tuiii i tueir k to the" intixper'ienoed, orto those J.nni ;ii:M.uii'C. Apnll3, I?7I- ly ... . . . 1 A . ft ..II m it liirc irtl ii ft T-.T Surgeon Dentist, Announces ill it liavin? just returned from Coli.'j:;, he is f,illy prepared to make arti;ic;a! tC'tli in the most beautiful and liie lii'r , u.ai!urr,';uiJ to fili; decayed teeth ac cording to tiie most inprcved method. . Ticili ex.'ract'-d 'without pain, when de siroJ, y the use of .Njtrnus Oxide Gas, winch is' cut. rely h-irinlee. Repairing of "1 k'w':$ neatly done. All work warranted. i'li rn .s rcn-oiiaLIe. Onice in .f. G. Keller's new Brick build in.'. Maiii Street, Strouusburg', Pa. ibru.trv 23, 1671. Gin. i) c;i;o. v,'. jacicsox Surereon &'ccoucher. Ick's build in"-, residence Kres- STFvOUDSBURG, Pa. J;iii3 ?, 170. Iv. D II. 1 rrs:LVtfn!Iv announce to the iVAn: Ti"i i.-1 lias renioved his oifiee fnm (.' in :iit'iiir;. Monroe County. that ::ia)iy years of consecutive-M-.'uk-in'j :i; id Surv.ry will lie a !!-;;i!t' ti for the public confidence. T i iit ' III! ! ; -tf. J ( ;":.-. in Jairuir',- i .'. AUorney iit Law, '(ii;-. story of new ImiMinc, near lh W.-u-hin-rtou Hotel, Main t. r. Va. ! s f Q HOUSES. Jx: STROUDSBURG,.PA. OiHce, u Main .Street, 5 doors above the Jt roti Ubur;; Ilouir, and opposite Ruetcr'e clutliin store. . CO"!? :ri:i;? of all kinds attended to with pro'n;:!r'.f.---- nr;l fidelity. Mly 0, I-o0. tf. DON'S1 you Know Iliat J. II. McUarty is the only Undertaker in Siroiiasbiir j w!io understand? his business? If not. attend a Funeral managed by any other VJiidevt-iker v.i town, and you will see the pro-.i of :h-fact. ' Sept. 16, '67 f KV. r,JVARI A. WILSON'Sfiof Wil IX InM-burh, N. Y.) Recipe for CON SUMPTION' and ASTHMA carefully com- tou:id(.d at UOLLINSHEAD'S DRUG STORK Ktilicines Fresh and Pure. Nov. 21. l-iiT. . W. IIOLLINSIIEAD. Iv r K LL1 : i:VI LLE HOTEL. The v.ndrsi.rrned liavinpr jntrchased the ;i1.ovc well kii v. :i atid ixijiTtfar Hotel Pro jcr ty. v.mid r '-poet fully intonn the travelling j.iiMii- thaf Ii; has refurnished and fitted up lit ' II. ! .-1 in tbo best htvle. A handsiijie Imp. v.itlt cuJi'-e Liqu-jix artl Sugars, jiolite :,: 1 inrj-Jcrsttc c!ir.r?c. . Ii. J. VAX COTT, 'op. L".i. T-70. ' Proprietor. V. DEALER IX IiCnily-':Lu:e Clothing, Gents Fur nhhin' (lOods, Hals & Caps, IjojIs L Shoes, &,c HAST 'STIiOUDSBUllG, PA. (Near the Depot.) The public are invited to call and exam ine goo.ls. Prices moderate. May G, liC:). tf. PLASTEE! Fres-h ground Nova Scotia PLASTER, M. Stoked Mills. HEMLOCK BOARDS, FENCING, SHINGLES, LATH, PA LING, and POSTS, cheap. FLOUR and FEED constantly on hand. WiU exchange Lumber and Plaster for Grain or pay the highest market price. BLACKSMITH SHOP just opened by C. Stone, an experienced workman. Public trade solicited. N. S. WYCKOFP. Stoke Mills, Pa., April 20, 1871. . THE STROTJDSBURG Passenger R, W.'Co. 7 per cent. Bonds. Interest payable in January and April. Fur Kile at the Hlosiroe Couiify Kan!.. TII08 . BELL, Trmsurer. March 1 0, 1 r 71. PhViislieil Pfljsiciao, i'.;if o. 1 'ftr pev's Hotel EAST MONROE COdWV i A-M'kl' ' STUOUDSBURCJ, PA. ON THE FIRST OF APRIL, 1871, THIS 333STK will commence paying merest on 7 DAILY DEPOSITST Four Icr,Cent j i . ' : : SUBJECT TO CmcK AT SIGHT. Accounts rendered, md interest credited monthly. j SEVEN PER CEN7 INTEREST PAID j i on permanent depths, as heretofore. Checks on all pate of the Country COLLECTED 1 ' Free orCost tor Depositors. tjr,At?ts f FOR fcLE ON r t i:u?Iaii(I :iid Ireland. i All dept)sit8 in ths Dank are secured by Dond, with securict'fto Tlios. M. Mcllha ney, Trustee, in truf fur Depositors, which bond is recorded in be proper office. THOS. A. BELL, . . ( . Cashier. Much 16, 1871 j. P. S. WILL LUIS, Watchmaker & Jeweler, MAIN-ST, SJOUDSBURG, PA. Lbcatod in cornjr building, third door be low Uie JefTersoniiijoffice. Room handsome ly fitted up, and lavily stocked. with the fi nest assortment ofl Clocks, Watches, Jewelry, Jewelers No tions, &c, ever offered in tls section of countijr. A full assortment of Spectacles, of the best quality, andluitcd to all ages, always on sale. Silver-ware, aid Silver Plated ware, al ways on hand a manufacturers prices. CC?Repairin neatly executed, and char ges extremely moderate. Calls from the public respeclfijly soliciied. November 5 1869 ly. MONHOE COUNTY Ulain St', St i oudslnircr, laJ i .r The wthscriiT would respectfully inform the public tlit h is .till at hw tdd .stand where lie willftirnish at bhort notice GRAVESTONES, - MONUMENTS, &c. &c, of the best njterial arid workman.ship and at as reanabktater an they can l)C purchased at am other f tablishrncnt in the country. ) J. E. E11D3IAN. 3Iach 9, '71.-4m. THERE WffiESOLD IN THE YEAR '70 8,841 i OF BlaJchley's Cucumber HADEffg MARK WOOD PUMPS, Measuring 3 l,5C6 feet in lertgtith,or ufficietit in the aggregate for A WELL OVER 40 MILES DEEP, Simple in Construction Easy in Opera tion (Jiving no Taste to the Water Dumble Reliable and Cheap, There PuinpKate their own best recommendation. For sale b4 Dealers in Hardware and Agricultural I IiiiplementsiPlumhers, Tump Maker?, &.c, thiougli- out tiie con ft jr. i lrcuiars, &c.t luruuneu upon ap plication byfiiail or otherwise. Single Piiips forwarded to parties in towns where I lMe no $euls upon receipt ol the regular retail p; ice. ) In buying be curcf u! that your Tump bear my trade mark as aip ve, as I guarantee no oilier. CHAl G. BLATCIILEY, Manufr,' j Office and Wareroom, ' C24 &C26 Filbert Street, Philadelphia. March 0,1871 .6m. NEW FIRM. The undersigned having formed a co-partnership, under the firm name of Burt & Her zog, for the purpose of carrying on the Brew ing business, at Ea6t Stroudsburjr, Pa., would respectfully inform the public" that they will be able, all times, to furnish to or der, a pure article of ! - ALE at ehort notice. Their stock of material be ing the best the City affords, none but the pureet and best malt liquors will be permit ted to leave their establishment. They re spectfully solicit the patronage of the pub Itc. JOHN BURT, JACOB F. HERZOG. East Stroudtburg, Pa. Dec. 1, 1870. .1 r 1 ! '" i A IICROIXC. ' -i Iler name shines not in bannered field, . Where right and wrong so boldly war ; -Nor rings her voice in any cause : ' Which men and woinen battle for, Yet in her presence, subtle, sweet ' You long to knell and kiss her feet. wondrous romance wreaths her life ; j . Nor has she led a martyr train ; ! Nor beautiful nor rich is she, ; I But poor and some would call her plain ; j Yet in her two dear eyes you see ' i t , A beauty shining constantly. ' No sliken robe enfolds her forni, ' ' No dainty leisure hath her hands ; Her jewels are a simple ring ; A ribbon binds her hair's soft bands; " Yet in her garment's simple grace V ' Her soul's regality you trace. ' No gift has she to charm and thrill . t ! A thankless world with warbled songs ; And art that wakes the ivory keys . To other hands that her belongs ; ; Yet in her words of tender cheer '.'A richer music meets the ear. She walks in humblest ways of life ' That led out oft times through gloom and shades ; - , And carca and crosses not a few, A re "on her patient shoulders laid ; Yet smiles and drinks each bitter cup, ' And keep her brave eyes liftcn up. And homely ways she wreaths with grace ; Harsh duty turns to loving zest ; And cheery hope i and steadfast 'will Are at her side in work and rest ; Yet never dreams she that you spy The angles looking from her eye I " Artemus Ward on Woman's Rights. Some of the most laughable thing3 ever penned was by the lamented humorist, Charles F. Urown, better known as "Ar temus ,.u ard. He disposed of the "rights of woman", as follows : . I picht my tent in a small town in In jiany one day last season, & while I was standin at the dore takin money a deppy tashun of ladies came up and sed they was members of the I3unkumvill Female lleforruin & Wimmin's Rite's Associas hum, and they axed me if they cood go in without payin. ....... , "Not exactly," fcz I, "but you can pay .without goin in.". , "Dew you know who we air ?" said one of the wimin a tall and feroshus look ing critter, "do you know who ,wc air, Sir 7" "My impreshun is," sed I, "from aker sery view, that you are famales." v..We air, Sur," said the feroshus wo man "we belong to a society which be leeves wimin has rights whitch beleeves in razin her to her proper speer which beleeves she is endowed with as much iotelleck as man is whitch beleeves she is irampiea on ana aooosea a, wno win resist hense 4th forever the incroach mcnts of proud Si domineering men' : Durin her discourse, the excentric fe male crabed me by the coat kollor & was swinging , her umbreller wildly over my hed. "I hope, marm," sez I, starting back, "that your intentions is honorable ? I'm alone, man hear in a strange place. lie sides, I've a wife to hum." "Yes,", cried the female, "& she's a slave ! Doth she ever dream of freedom doth she never think of throwin off the yoke of tyrrinuy & thinkin and votin for herself? Doth she never think of these here things ?" "Not bein a natral born fool," sed I, by this time a little railed, "kin safely say that she dothun't." 1 "O whot whot !" screamed the female, swinging her umbreller in the air. "O, what is the price that woman pays for her experience !" , ' "I don't know," sez I ; "the price to my show is 15 cents pur individooal." '& can't our Society go in free ?" ask ed the female. "Not if I know it" sed I. "Crooil, crooil man !" she cried, & bust into teers. , Won't yon-let- my- darter in !" sed another of the excentric wimin, taken me afeckshunately by the; hand. "O, please let my darter in slice's a sweet gushio child of nature." . 'Let her gush I" roared I, as mad as I cood stick at their tarnal nonsense ; "let her gush !" Whereupon they all sprung back with the similtanius observashun that I was a Deest. ".My female friends," said . I, ,4be4 you leeve, I've a few remarks to remark ; wa them well. The female woman is one of the greatest iustitoosdiuos of which this land can boast. Its onpossible to get along without ber. Had there been uo female wimin in the world, I shood scarcely be here with my unpareleld show on this very occashun. She is good in sickness good in wellness good at all time. O, woman, womao !" I cried, my feelins worked up to a hi poltick pitch, "you air a angle when you behave yourself; but when: you take offour proper appariel & fmettvforicallv . eneaken) get into pantyloons when you desert your fire-1 Bides, & with your beds full of wimin's;stiam uerman-J-Mgneii normal ocnooi, rites noshuns go round like roarin lyons, is hereby coufirmed aud made our own. seeking whem you may devour somebody! Resolved, That Prof. G. A. Aschbach in short when you undertake to play , be apd is hereby earnestly requested, to man, you play the devil and air an emfatio, have said plans ready before the first day nooasance. My female friends," I con- of July. 1871. tinnered, as they were indignantly depar-j Resolved, That as soon as said plans of tin "wa well what A. Ward has sed !" -said Prof. G. A. Aschbach have been ac- ' , . I cepted, ho shall be paid by an order on Why is a false friend like the letter 'the Treasurer. P? iBecause its the first in pity and the j Resolved, That in preparing said plans, last in help. said Prof. G- A. Aschbach should visit at Meeting of the Stockholders of the 'German English Normal School. , .IMPORTANT PROCEEDINGS. The Stockholders and Hoard of Trus tees of the W'ickcrsham Germau English Normal School met, for the first time as a company, in the Church at Urodheads ville, on Saturday afternoon, June 3d, at which time and place the following busi ness was transacted : . ... 1. Ilcv. D. E.. Schocdler made some preliminary remarks. He said that work had been begun on the foundation of the Normal School to be erected at Lock Haven, Clinton 'county, although the re quisite amount of money had not yet been subscribed ; that an agent had been ap pointed to canvass Clinton county, and that the agent 7 was meeting with liberal responses. So with us. Although the amount required for putting up the build ings has hot yet been subscribed, work on the Normal School to be erected at Drod headsville will be commenced immediately after harvest, because Monroe connty has already ' subscribed ten thousand dollars towards this laudable enterprics, and the county has not yet been half canvassed, llev. Schocdler also stated, in a manner that - inspired confidence, that he knew whereof he spoke when he said that the German element of Pennsylvania and adjacent States was good for from ten to twenty thousand dollars for the " Wicker- sham German English Normal School." He said he was not yet allowed to reveal the plan by means of which this sum would be raised outside of the couuty, that he could only give them his word now, but that time would make good his assertion. Rev. Schocdler will visit places and people whence those who, from var ious motives, and under different pretexts, oppose the Normal School project, canuot follow him to injure the cause which he has taken in hand. In due time the State will also advance fifteen thousand dollars; and thus all the money required to put the school in operation, can easily be raised, llev. Schocdler exhorted the people to have faith in God and Humanity and all would be well. All movements that look towards the bettering of man's condition, .especially those which strike at the root of the matter, meet with op position. " Wherever Christ builds a nest, the Devil lays an egg into it." Rev. Schocdler then read an extract which ap peared in. the Bethlehem Times and Educator, which was written by Supt. W. W. Walker, of Northampton county, who spent a week at Drodheadsville, some time ago ; also an extract from a letter written by Prof. G. A. Aschbach, the emioentCivil Engineer and Architect, of Allentown, who is preparing the plan for the Normal School liuildings, and who also was at Drodhcadvillc, the other week, to view .the grounds. The opinion of both these gentlemen, men whose opinion in such matters is worth gold, is, that do finer or more suitable place than I! rod headsvillc could be found for a Normal School. Prof. Aschbach says : " I have brought some very good impressions back from your idyllic and calm and peaco- Dreaming country. i consider yonr remote place quite a proper one for the establishment of a " Normal School," for all the surrounding nature made it for a spot of contemplation and reflection, an,d the old world of Pythagoras 'gnothi se auton' (know thyself) could become flesh there if anywherp. Also the people of your place made a very good impression upon me; and from my short stay among you, I venture to say,' that among the old German settlers in .Pennsylvania, I have found no place where I have received such an impression of immediate intel ligence, as from you folks. They have a kind of primitivencss,, in the best sense of the word, what we call in German 'Natururi'uetnjUchhcitf which pleas ed1 me'so much at your place." In a conversation with Rev. Schocdler, l'rof. Aschbach said he was born and reared in Uaden, Germany, that the country round about Hrodhcadsville, especially with its streams and lakes reminded him of his own beautiful native laud, and that there could be no doubt but that a Normal School at such a place would be exten sively patronized by city people, who would not ouly send their children there, but spend the summer there themselves. " 2d. After the charter had been read, the following points claimed the atten tion of the meeting, and were disposed of in a harmonious manner : ' ELECTION OF OFFICERS. The following officers were elected unanimously : President Rev. D. E. Schoodlcr. Secretary John Appenzeller. .Treasurer Felix Storm, Esq. Building Committee Samuel Streepy, James Smith, Abel Storm. PLAN FOR THE UILDIN(18. The following resolutions were adopted unauimously : Resolved, That the action of Rev. D E. Scroller, in engaging l'rof. G. A. Aschbach,' of Alleutowo, i'a., to prepare plans for the buiMmgf ot " 1 he U icker least one Normal School that is in opera tion, and the buildings of another. MISCELLANEOUS. The other business which was transact ed, appears in the following resolutions : Resolved, That the Hoard of Trustees make provision for the paying in of some money befor the .1st of July, 1871, and establish the mode according to which the money shall be paid in. Resolved, That the Hoard of Trustees be instructed to confer with Mr. George Weiss, with a view to purchasing his whole tract of land. Resolved, That the Huilding Committee be instructed to confer with Prof. G. A. Aschbach, with a view to find out the probable expense of supplying the Build ings with water from the Wire Mountain. Resolved, That this body resolve itself into a committee of thchwole to solicit further stock subscription and free will contributions towards our enterprise. Resolved, That provision be made for getting a suitable real for our corporation. Resolved, That a certificate be given Rev. D. E. Schocdler, authorizing him to solicit stock subscriptions and free-will contributions, outside of the county and the Normal School district. Resolved, That our thanks are due, and are freely tendered to, 1. To Hon. John 13. Storm, for aciin; as our Counsel, in the procuring of the Charter, free of charge. 2. To A. O. Grecuwald, of the Monroe Democrat, for gratuitous print ing. 3. To Mr. Schoch, of the Jeffer SONIAN, for his very liberal offer to do any printing for us free of charge. Resolved, That two or more persons may combine in taking one or more share of stock, provided they 6hall be represent ed by only one vote at the meeting of the stockholders. The last resolution opens the door to those (especially young) persons who do not feel able to take a whole share, but who would willingly contribute five to twenty-five dollars. A few thousand dol lars can be raised in this way. Adjourn ed. D. E. Sciicedler, Prcs't Attest : John Appenzeller, Sec'y. General Laws. Quite a number of general laws were passed by our last legislature some of which are of especial iutereet to citizens of almost every locality. We anuex the titles of some of the most important ones. An act to prevent changes in school books by school directors oftener thau once in three years. An act to give Courts power to grant charters to mutual fire iusurance com panies. An act to give power to the Courts of Common pleas to authorize school direc tors to borrow money. A supplement to the general railroad law authorizing any three persons who shall be stockholders to own and operate five miles of railway. . An act fixing the compensation of law judges of the commonwealth for holding special court3 at 1J per day. An act prohibiting the bringing of clams or oysters into Philadelphia in the month of July or Augut under a penalty of 100 fine and six months imprisoment. A supplement to the act of May 1, ISG8, relative to the tax on corporations, brokers and bankers. This supplement exempts loan and building associations from the 15th section of said act, thereby relieving such associations from the State tax or bonus of one quarter of one per centum upon their authorized capital stock. An act to prohibit the sale of academic degrees. An act relating to State roads, giving courts power to fix their width. An act regulating the sale of real estate by executors, administrators aud trustees. There were a number of others, passed within a few days of the time of adjourn ment, which arc still held by the Governor. Among these is the act authorizing a vote of the people upon the question of calling a convention to revise the Constitution of the State ; the act providing for an amend ment to the constitution making the State Treasurer elective ; applying the cumu lative system to the election of Borough officers. A mem her of one of the older families of Springfield, Mass , relates many funny stories of his ancestors, noted for their eccentricities. Among them are these : My grandfather was a tanner, and was accustomed to hang green hides on the fence to dry. While engaged one morn ing in his family devotions, as was his custom, caning on the back of a chair, with his face towards a window, and as it seems, with open eyes, he prayed, "We look urto Thee," when stoppiug, he ex claimed, "Run, boys, ruu ! the dogs are at the hides. We must watch as well as at pray l Another morning, while engaged in the same manner, on his chair near the open celler door, he prayed thus : "The wicked shall go down to the bottomless pit," when, by some movement of his, he fell headiong down the cellar stairs. Gathering himself up, he came to the top again, cxclaimiug, "Wife, where did leave off?" "At the botlou of the stairs !" was the reply. A subscriber at Hancock, Vt., sends the following : "War and love have various cares. War 6heds blood and love 6heda tears : AN'ar has swords and love h;u dartd, War breaks heads and love breaks heart i. Three Crops at One?. A correspondent of Puru ia S Hi Fruit Recorder details aa exp.rir'.scMt in planting apple trees, peach tree?, find strawberries, on the paiue p'ceo of I rod. The apple trees where forty foot r.pirt each way ; then three pecch trcos to every apple, making them stand tv.'euty feet each way ; then, strawberry plant; iu rows three feet apart, and a foot in tao row, leaving a space bare nest he trees.' T ha strawberries have paid for e'l'itivntlng the trees; but they become l:s3 as tho trees grow larger. This kind of management does .vre", where they soil and culture are jrood. If the ground is quite rich', "the spj b trees will grow fast euougjb under a good culti vation, with the drawback of peach trees between, and of the Etrawbi-rries covering the surfaco. Potatoes, bc:ins, or carrots might be substitute 1 fjr f-tru-v-berries, as the soil variouslv ii'.tr.if, an I according to tho wishes of the ovnur. It. is much better to occupy the groun.l with strawberries or roots, keeping the "il otherwise clear and mellow, th-su to "rJ'ov? it to become infeasted with v.ceiH with a hard crusted surface. If the rjyt i ? to be made of the ground at enjo, reach trees may be plautcd with propriety be tween the apple rows; bat tho hernis should be kept well shortened in when older. If the laud is of uxdc rato fertil ity, they will lessou the growth, ot thj ap ple trees materially in a fevr ycuvs, and the owner must balance his ptci'.-reue-is for a good crop of peaches and ii.-r ;i rap idly growiug apple orchard, us ho ruay desire. On very rich laud, all tlic.-.c crops may grow at once quite as fat ;is w.::y Lc for their good. Death and tiie Grave "I am huugry," said the G mo food." Death answered : "I will send forth a minister of nvrf il destruction, and you sh-!l la satufiod." "What minister will yon send V "I will send alcohol. He shall j-o in the guise of food aud medicine, pictures and pitality. The people shall driu!: uud die." And the grave answered : "I am content." And now the church bells bcnn to to'!, and tho mournful procession ta'advr.nrcs. "Who are they bringing now V said the Grave. "Ah." said Death, "they are bringing a household. The drunken f,.;h?r .liir.ed a blow at his wife. He killed the mother and her child together, jsnd thcu clashed out his own life." "And who," said tho Grave, "come next, followed by a train of wcv'pinj child ren V" "This is a broken-henrtea wen.-.n, tvIio has long pined away iu v.;ir.t, while her husband has wasted hi.-j substan.-.o .it the tavern. And he, too, is born.1 l.LiuJ, killed by the hand of vi olcuc-e." "And who next 1" "A young man cf gecerons impe.; who, step by step, became disvlpatod. aud squandered his all. My agent turned him out to be frozeu in the street." "Hush !" said the Grave, "now i htrr a wail of anguish that will not be siler.o ed." "Yes, it is the widow's cry. It i fho only son of his mother. Ha spurned l er love, reviled her warning, aa I a iAofed corpse he comes In thee. An 1 th they' come further tlinn tfn o r r n w" n. the procession crowds to thy abod-:s. A n 1 still lured by the enchanting cup which I have mingled, the son of rn-n crowd the paths of dissipation. Y iu t.'lOJ uream oi escape, uut i sour oooiu s i'.::r.a j r i t i.i the invisible door of destiny. They Ln it not, and with song and dance :.; 1 riot,, they hasten to thee, O Grave ! T'.cn I throw my fatal spell upou the new t!.r.ngi of youth, and soon they, too, vsVd Lc wit.li thee." Tho Ready Re-eboncr. "Father, do you remember th.it rjoi It er asked you for two dollars thu meru- mg 7" Yes, my child ; what of it 7" "Do you remember that mother dida't get the two dollars ?" "Yes. And I remember vhat Utile girls don't think about ?" "What is that, father ?" ''I remember that we are not ii h - But you seem iu a brown stu h Wh is my daughter thinking about?" "I was thinking how much o:;o gar costs. "Why, it cost ten cents; uot two dol lars, by a long shot." "But ten ceuts three times a u ;y is thirty cents." "That's as truo a3 tho muhlplie.t'ioa tablc." "And thero are seven days in tho week." "That's so, by tho almanaa." "Aud seven times thirty cents are two hundred aud teu cents " "Hold on, I'll stirrea ler. lor?, tiko the two dollars to your lunher, uo JtcM her that I'll do without cigars for a wec." "Thank you, father ; but if y i woul 1 only say a year! Itwo-iHsiva m ,m than a hundred dollars. Wo all w .o'.l have shoes and dresses, an. 1 mother a uicj bonnet and lots of pretty things." "Well, to make my httle girl hipry, I will say a year." "Oh ! that will bo so nice ; ti- woaMn't it be about as easy to sty alwiys ; tl-on will have the money every yi tf, m 1 ynw lips would bo much swcviv-r v, ii.i .-;t kiaS U:j." A l !
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