TTTE SCTJ ANTON TRIKUNE-WEDNESDAY MORNING, MARCH 10, 1S97, fcu H w.. ;w S ' & Conyrlfilit, 1S97, PART I. Uncle Ahios Is so uxnspeintliiK Of cow-c I s.ent Aithui to ttU him jUiU as Foon ns o vvl-iu disused, but In said. "NO" I'l'dc Amos can say "no" In the most drpjilful May. l'm'i Altlnti KiiVf Jlsht mi He enino out looking like a his, nolili- elosr tlmt'H UiHti whipped; lie could huiellv keep the tpais back. He was ungty, too, and if he hadn't been I'd nevet h.we) foi givin liltn Hut he was le illv jiict belllnir. '"iuu uncle tailed me an InttuslV" ars a conceited Idiot, a ciack-lnalned enthusiast, and h snakltiff .idvtntiuei." he --aid Wh. Jo he Heated me llko a cot icted ihlekm thli f He told nie that lie didn't doubt was aftei mtr li'uiiej and unnted It piett badly, but that I d nevei set it while he was alive. And, Jo, what could I say to that.' Collie an heltess and I haen't .1 cent. I couldn't nnswei a wold" And Ai thui bioke down and ciled like a little bov he w as so disappointed and so mad. 'If he hadn't li'en oui uncle" he blulib ted. I knew oiv well that If Uncle Amos had been .injbmlv de he would Inve K"t the full benefit of Althui's college fimtbiiU practice light then and theie, but it untie had lx en em one else ho couldn't have been so piovnkluir Still, 3 was as'ipnied of Aithui; It was too llit of him to give llfibt tii lust because 1 nt le Amu? called lion names So I tuld hlin not to be a bab, and went to tun U inself. 'I nele Ames,' I said, "what makes oii nc t so " I'lieii he began to ibuse Aithur. "You nnistti t talk like tli it," I "aid, "fm 1 in ltoIiik to inau him " i "Not if I can help It," said he. 'lint jolt can't help It," said I "1 ncic Amos on can only nrike things urns' You d much bitttt behave joui- Fllf " Th-m he got a little moie leasonable 'How about the llungai Ian Count t' be li tot tid Tliat was mean, "He waltzed beauti fully' I said, "and jou pietty neailv dtove me into maiijlng him out of plte And that would have been a mls tuke an awful mistake." And now jou aie bint on anothei." 'Hut with Aithui it's dlfieient" "Doesn't wait-! vo well, 1 suppose" "He doesn't wait n Will, uncle; that b tute Hut lie's tlevet in other wis. Ptofes'-or Hinpsoti ss lie lias In him the making of a gieat chemist " Alchemist, lathei He hasn't a sane Idea to his name Old Faust was clever Inleinallv ilevoi but lie went to the devil and Aithui is going to the ilcvil " I'nt le Amob, jou iiuibii t talk bo not to me lve piomiscd to be his iff, and I'm going to keep my ptom- ise, and I'm not going theie What makes jou &o dieadfullj piejudiced against Aitliui, untie'" 'Because, he's a vvoithless, emptv headtd vlslonaiy, Josep'nlne, and will make jou unhappy all joui davs. What has he ever done?" Don't jou leniember the paper on 'Piogiesslve HeatliiK and the Caloilc Rainbow' which he read bifoie the Foe let J foi the Exploitation of Alleged Impossibilities9 Piofessor Hinpscn said that it showed a combination of si leiitiflc Insight and constiuctlv e Im agination which was simply maivelous Onlj he knew of no existing substance tnduilng enough to sustain the e peilinent." Then uncle almost choked. "A lot of totntnjrot about an expeilment that HE coui.d harpi.t kecp ti:ahs hack THE ran't bo perfotmed with a substance that doesn't exist' Oh, jes' Aithui 's clever. He'll discover the philosophers stone before long, and perpetual mo tion, and the f ninth dimension, and end up in the pool -house If he doesn't get Into the mad-house Hist. You mniry him a silly school-glil the wife of an Infant piodlgy just giadu ated ftom Hedlam and live on papeis before the Hociety fot the Explotation of Impossibilities, ana pay j-oui bills with a substnnce that doesn't exist' Tot that's all you'll get. Not a dollar from me not a dollar'" "Hut the substance does exist Aithur thinks it does, and Ptofessor Buy secret medicinesif you want to ; trust to their claims and unknown power. But it isn't wise when health is fail ing. About Scott's Emulsion there is no secret. Its for mula can be had for the ask ing by any physician. It is no untried, doubtful thing. For twenty-five years it has been held up to the physician and the people as the standard emulsion of the world, and it is as much and more the standard to-day as it was a quarter of a century ago. Is the best any too good for vou? ttU . -" oxr .nn I Y . " W - ..-'r r-y- nr. Mil Vl if jp&& msMZtSX & CHAQLCS K LSEY GAIIIES-) ly C. K. Gaines. Hinpsen says It may and I'm sure of It. And supnose Aithui finds It?" "When he's ilnally pionounted In sane i ou tome bat lc to j 0111 home alone. That's all." You see uncle Is something tenlble when he gets excited. 1 had to keep my tunnel, though, because it was all so Impoitant. "Hut suppose he leally does find If" I said. "Hut he won't, he can't If ho does I'll llitow mi whole foitune Into his ciiiclble and Lro to the mad-house my self" "Oh, I don't wnnt that, Uncle. I nnlv want my own little shaie, and for jou to be good to me, and let me have inv wn." He had been stunning about the 15 I J I - ? Mi f. ' wm m Kjm .-S.TV I v (Vv vM s-i-txrTfS-s. 4:-i?rtv ;,f f ,rl.r. W1I TOl' WW7M W Men fm rmIiMI fill P fyPNii I, m I1 . HH LOOKHD TOR AM, Tlin -VOTtT.D IAKV. A DlhCOmAC.r.D BAT. loom -is If It wasn't big enough to hold him All at once he sat down and looked at me 'Will jou let me have my vvaj till he does llnd It, Josephine.'" he asked "Yes, Uncle" He took both my hinds In his, and I think 1 saw a ttai In his eve Untie Amos Is evei so good sometimes "Josephine," he said, "It's a shame to take advantage ol join simpllcltj, but It's all loi the best You ague to sta at home and obey me until he dlscoveis this pieposteious stufl, pio vldecl I agtee to suuendei uncondi tionally w hen he does '" ' Yes, I agiee. Onlj jou must let me see him." 'Well jes It's a bat gain, Jo Hut ou must keep him out of inj waj. or I shall hint his feelings again You piomise me not to maiij him''" 'Oh, I shall many him, Uncle That's all atianged Hut not till he finds the substance He shall tij the expetlment betote jour own tjes, deal Uncle, and show jou what an un teasonable old skeptic jou aie ' 'All tight, Jo Only keep join wotd, and I know jou will" 'Of couise I will I think it's a love ly aiiane.ement It's just as if Aithui weie a leal old-fashioned knight, and vou had set ltlm a task to win mj hand " "Oh, bosh'" Kl tinted uncle, "bosh' bosh! Josephine, jou aie hopeless" Then 1 went buck to Aithui. He was slttlnt astilde his chalt leaning his elbow on the back, moping and he looked foi all the woild like a dls t (imaged bat. He hadn't the least confidence in my ability to manage Uncle. i "Aithui," I said, "I've got It all ai ranged Only jou must huiij up and find that substance " "What's that'' what substnnce, .To?" he asked. He looked dteatltullj tiled, and 1 was soru fot him. 'That substance Ptofessoi Empsen said might exist, so that jou can tij your expetlment. You must discover It light awaj " And I told him all about m j agreement with Uncle "Oh, Jo'" he began. "Now Aithui," said I, "vou must show a little spirit, oi I won't matij jou anywaj." 'it's baielv possible" ho began again, In a dieaij1 soit of v.ay I stamped my tot nt him, then "Theie ln't anj" doubt about It," I said "If theie wasn't anv Mich sub stance, how could jou desciibe the' t'xpeiiinent so peifeitlv' Piotessor Empsen said it was a beautiful con ception, and would make a splendid deinonstiatlon of the undulatoij the ot y If successfully can led out And he said that a sufllclenl left at tot j ma teilal might exist, though he didn t know of it Now all jou havt to do Is just to llnd the substance and wc 11 show Unt le who's tight And I'm to be the piie; I think It s a delightful plan, Now wake up, At thin and don't spoil everything with join motbdneos We'll eo toscther an'd talk witli the Piofessoi." And we did. Piofessoi Empsen was busy In his laboiatotj- with a lot of lenses and tubes and glass bulbs and little biass machines all around him I just love to be in a laboiatoiy, but theie wasn't any time to -waste So I told the Pro fessot the whole stor; , and how he must help Aithui all he could and not saj- am thing to dlscoutage hint Dr Empsen Is a magnificent man, and he knows almost evetj thing hut he is so tertlblj cautious At fit st he laughed, and then he looked prettj se tious Finally he said' 'Theie Is Just one element, Miss Storm, that might beive It ceitainly exists, but w bethel It exists anywhete on earth Is -very doubtful If jou had nsked me jester daj. 1 should have said that It was ex ttemely linpiobable" Whete does it exlsf " I asked him "In the clnomospheie of the sun, without question. The spettioscope ptoves It." "You mean the unidentified solar ele ment culled helium'" tiled Aithur, with sudden Intel est; "the unknown metal which gives the blight jellow line E-3 In the b' -trum?" "Pieclselj'." All this was Cieek to nic "Hut how (-nil We tret If" I asked. "I don't know that you nut. The con stitution of the sun H so sltullnr to that of the cnith that theie Is a teitaln pie fluinptlon that all the elements w tilth exist theie ejclst heie also Hut tht.s f'U sell nee has never dlst oveted helium oh our planet; anil of couise we leallv know nothing of Its nttilbules It may be hlghlj volatile though I do not think It and what you want Is some thing mote endtiilnu Uian adanmnt.' "Pit Imps It Is adamant," I tiled, "What has modified jour opinion since jestttdaj?" put in At thin. "An expetlment which I have just been making," he teplled. "You shall see It j out selves " Ho adjusted his spectro"copo I knew what It was, fot 1 had seen one In the lectin es at the Institute and lit fin al cohol lamp A pile ilbbon of light ap pealed on the seteen, It's what they call a Rpectium. He spilnkled a pinch of white ptiwdet upon the wltk, and two little jellow lines appealed dous ing the luminous hand. "I hut Is sodium," he explained "and will setve to determine the telatlve position " He then took ftom a diawet what seemed to be a mm sol of gieen, glassj stone, and began to setape It ovel the lamp As the line dust he gioiind oft enteied the ae, a blight jellow lino Unshed out dose beside the otheis. "i'heie," he extlalnnd, "that Is In H,he exact position of the line D3, and should Indicate the pioseme of helium. Hut in J specimen Is haidlj laige (&Z H Um enough for adequate chemical annljsis, as the piopoition of the unknown de limit contained in this mineial Is ap pal entlj veij small 1 have no hope of repainting it unltss I can obtain a con sldei ible ouantlty of the oie, If so I may call it " ' Whete was this specimen found''" demanded Aithui. It was given me bj an old sea cap tain who had become inteiested In mlnetalogj, and wished to leain Its na tuie He thlpptd It oil with considei able dilllcullj ftom the wall of a giotto of ol auli stone in the island of Atuisla, which he visited many jeais ago " "Wheie is this Island''" I asked "In the Southern Paclllc," leplled the Piofessoi. 'Aithur, jou must go at once, deled him. TO HE CONCLUDED I 01- Tour to Old Point Cointoi t. Rich mond anil W iislittigton. The Pennsvlvanla llnlhoad Company I uus man j dtllghtful touts, but none moie delightful than those to Old Point Commit, ltltlimond, and Washington These embiace a tenitoij' peculiatlj' lleh in attiactlons Supeiblj situated, famous In hlstoij, the capital ot the giandest nation on eaith, these time titles foim a tilo uiisui passed in In tetest to Ameikans Old Point Is also one of the most populni and luxutlous peiennlnl tesoits of the eontintnt. The next peisiinallj -conducted tout will leave New Yoik and Philadelphia llnich IStti Tickets. Including lians poitntlon, meals in unite in both dliec tlons, ttnnsfeis of passengeis and bag gage, hotel accommodations at Old Point Comfoit Richmond, and Wash ington, and eaulage lide about Rich mond in fact ev eij neeessntj expense fot a peilod of six dnjs will lie sold at late ot Si'lift 1 1 urn New Yoik, Hiook lvn, and Newaik, t14 00 tiinn Tiuiton, J 13 00 ftom Philadelphia and piopot tionate lates Horn othei stations. Tickets will also be sold to Old Point Commit and letuin till fot by tegular ttains within six das, Including tians poitation, luncheon on going tilp, and one and thiie-fouiths davs' boaid .it Old Point, at late of $1B 00 fiom New Yoik, I'.iooklvn, and Newaik, Sir, 00 fiom Titiiton. $14 00 fiom Philadelphia, and piopoitlonate intes ftom othtt sta tions Apply to ticket agencies, Tom 1st Agent, llOiJ Hioadwaj, New Yoik, or fleo W Uovd, Assistant Ouietal I'as seugei Agtnt, liioitl Stiett Station, Philadelphia RQHfc.l'Q E'OK r.iTEir.u kkx. SSnUreo Thin icmcely liclnK - rjcctcu utrcrtiy. 10 inu bi;ut of tliuho tsiwcnsi'M of tlio Pnlto-Irimirj Oi'KUiis, I'eeiuii'UH no cliiinj;"' of cllet. Curt Kiinruiitccil in 1 to a iliija. NmulliiluiniincU auc. !) iitr.ll, Cl.tiO, bold only liy n2 Wm (1 Clurk, 326 Peril Ave , i-crantun, !'a. What Sarah Bernhard says 81 j ' i A 1 .- I ffi y Si's y ?f WHITNEY'S WEEKLY BUDGET OF NEWS Sagacious Red Setter That Hunts Hen Huwks. MRS. WOODWARD CATCHES A FOX Storv ( tlin Intelligent !lrl Mho Wanted to Slumber in l'cncu--A Siisgestim 'I'oiiihslont! liiscilptlon. Iiiitust News from tliu luindnll Cold .1Iint!--Sfliume oi an Oakland mini n Desired n lliislniiid. fc'liiclnl conespondeiicc to The Tribune. Susquehanna, Mutch H Tim, a led stttei, owned by Chailes Etc, of Mel lose, keeps guaul ovel the bainvaitl fowls, follows the clatklng inothei hens and t licit limods fiom one place to an othei and lies low foi lien haw ks East Hummel Tim ditl nothing of the kind, hut late In Decembei he sav an enoi niollL hen hawk swoop down mid tauj on a chicken, and slnte then he has taken upon himself the task of watch ing ovel all the featheied stock on the piemlses Mi. Eee wasn't awate of Tim's self-imposed duties until one nl teinoon when he heatd the loosteis and the bent entitling ami squaw ling back ot the bain He -uv a led stuak sail ing ovei the fence like a flash, and, be loie he could get to whole the tight ened fowls weie, Tim tame bounding mound the comer of the bam with a big hen hawk bj the neck. The hawk was Happing Its wings like slxtj, but 'Jim soon choked It to death, not np ptailngto mind the beating he lecelved fiom the bltds big wings. Mi Lee found a wounded thlt ken in the juul, and the Indications weie that Tim had pounced upon the hawk just at the In stant that the big blid gtabbeil the thicken. Aftei that Mi Lee took moie notice to the dog's actions, and he oon lound that Tim had his tje open foi hawks at all houis of the daj He ntvet b-iiks when he goes foi u hawk, and ne lias shaken the life out of tlnee since Januai j 1. NEWS NOTES. M-s Ebetieu Wittei, an esteemed leslilent of tilbsnn township, died on YVednexduj last, agetl sixtj -six jents. Mi Wltttt tiled on Saturday, agid sev - i nt j -tlnee jeais The double funeials occiu led on Sundaj fiom the Union chinch, in fielatt Oin state senator Haidnbuigei, has Intioduced a bill In the leglslntuie, ap pio))ilating $!000 foi a In ant h state llsh hatchet In Wavne countv Call Weiss, toimeilj emplovid In the Susquihania shop", is In Cub i, as sisting In handling- a Catling gun against the Spanlaids. The toiigiesfaioiuil appoi tlonment bill, befoie out stute Uglslutuie, takes Wavne tountj ftom the distiitt with Siisqiieliuiina, Hiadfoid and Wjoinlng, and places It with Pike. Motnoe. Ciubon and Noi thampton counties Some local sllvciites ate endeavoiin to anange a meeting to discuss the fin ancial condition of the count! j. SHE "WANTED HEST. She was i lemaikably sensible joung lady, who made tlic lequest ot lieu fiiends that uttei her death she should not be bulled beside a Inook whete bub bling loveis should w ake bet ftom hei tltfains, nor In anj gianel cemeteiy wheie slght-seeis tonning ovei epi taphs, might dlstuib hei , but she hid awaj to take her last sleep under the eountei of some mei chant w ho did not ndveitise in the newspapeis Theie, she said, was to be found peice sui passlng all undei-.tautllng a depth of quiet slunibei, on which neithei the buojant lout of jouth, not the hlmllle of old age, .would tvet Inttude IN THT COUNT Y Scanton capitalists aie aitanglng to give Moiittose deetilc lights The companj his applied foi a chattel The numbei of t ases of scailtt fever in Hallstead Is Inei easing Shniejioldeis In the .Monti ose and Lackawanna lullioad are etj patient Ij waiting foi a lepott of the ilnanelal condition of tlie imputation If they tion i gti assessed ;rej ought not to bothei themselves about so slight a mattei as a Ilnanelal lepoit. Twelve Susquehanna countj- students aie atti ndinsr the State Not mill school at East Sttoudsbuig. The Toiest Citj News believes that Toiest City should have a biulser of lenown Hob Flt7slminons vslll be at llbettj aftei Muidi 17. With a pugilis tic stai and a tolonv of moimons, out slstei boiough will Je "dead 111 the swim ' The milk pioduceis will effect an oi ganizatlon, with a hope ot lecelvlng better in It es foi theit milk Edltoi Psamui 1 Moie, ot the Clieat Hend Plalndealei, is planting peanuts w Ith a snow shovel He s.ijs editoi hilly that 'peanuts can be giown In this tountj if ylanttd eailj'." VERY SUGGESTIVE In a cemeteij', not a thousand miles fiom Susquehanna, is a tumbstone healing the lollow insr as a pint ot the Inst ilptiou; GONK IIOllC. Tim suislvois of the elf'jiai ted, w h'l e.u cvMentlj nt (iiiilntril ltli liliu aii)eni to lie posltUe wlieie liu Wi'iil JIIXINCI MATTKItH rnimcr Hliiiu,n. of Duiiilaff, isn't miiiIiik ulidilt that uold mine Ills bis suiul bunk Is a Knoll enuugh mint' foi him Sujs tilt- Susciuehanna Tinnscilpt's Dunelafl' poiiestioudi'iu. ' W'liitui'V uislics tei Know what has hei nine of our gold mine Well, Hiothu Whltnej, jou uie awaie that theie is alwuys a calm liefoie the utoini so juu tei we must hae time to tret oui nuuhlneij placed and a 1, till nail to out nearest mint eie iu tan blow 0111 whistle Then jou will hue to look out for old Hiibiiueliannii laurtlB ' Mm h is expetted fiom the coal mine being ooeiitd up on the Someis faun went of Toiest Cltj Theie oiiKht to be cool Soineia In that nelirhboihood Seeml elns of toal, fiom tilt ee fouilhs to one inch thUK to hu notlt illK of lock whltli lesemhles togipei in w light and coloi liau been dlscou-red on Mount "Wnnotnnone, oHilooklntr the boiouKh of Hallstead lleietofoie, ac eoidliiK to the Oieat Hend I'lalnile alei, militia! spiliiKt. lattlesnaktH, HaK Htones and hutkle'jenles han been amonir the pilncipal pioducts of that Mtlnltj WHOLLY X'NPnRMKOITATKD. The man who 1b hansjed and goes stialb'ht to !ieaen Is eldetitly loped In. The man never lias food luel; w ho lias a had wife. A Scranton paper says: "Society wo men now paint." Aiu we to Infer that hetetufoie they have been whitewash lug? The grip Is a veiy dangeioiiB disease, chiefly became theie ate so many futul lemedles foi It. "In Mutch a veil Is a necessity for a woman" Ladles' Home Join mil, Tor that mattei so Is a tluss The gilp cases In Susquehanna aie chlelly heavy colds, daubed over with H,ticnls or similes anil snetres Some things n woman doesn't know of couise, but one of them Isn't what Bhe thinks of some other women. KAILltOAl) MATTERS. The Eile nnd the Deluwato and Hlld f.oti loads are odoptlng n sjstem ot "discipline without suspension" with tiuln emplovcs giving deineilt minks Instead of suspinslon. The Eile is not tlolnga lushing Height bitslniss Just now , but It Is pi obublj' do ing Its shine. Lightning will not slilko the men 10 telttly dluehniged by the Delawnte, Lackawanna and Western load Thej me non-condut lois. John Sullivan, of Hallstead, has le telvtd $l,.'00 fiom the Hi othei hood of Railtoad Tialmnoti About a veot since he was stiuek bj a watei ciane, and ills In Jit i les have caused two stiokts of paialjsls In Ilullsteail, a few dajs since, Uela wate, Lackawanna anil Western en glneei Patilck Coddlngton fell Into an nsli pit, sustaining a biokeii mm and liilnoi Intui les Moinoe Cuitls lodge, Hiotheihood of Ralboad Tialiimen, will hold Its annual ball, In thli pluce. Apiil 10 EXIT HRiE'R POX Mis Woodwind, of Castade, was feed ing her chit kens on Eiidav moinitig, when a sudden squawk of anguish lTe hlntl her caused her to tinn In time to see a fox making oft with a big hen that It had Just seled Mis Wood- I waul Is an nttlve woman, and she hid the fox bj the tall betote It lould get thiough the fence. She clung to tlie i fox and he clung to the hen, and theii was a gie.it sci earning and tackling in the buck J aid, until two house tlogs came and that was the last ot Hie r fof. CAUGHT IN PASSING A Lanesboio ladv leccntly di tipped bet false teeth, which weie Immediately soleel bv hei pug dog. She Is having a new set made now. It Is said that In a noighboilng town, while u choli was singing at a funeial, the coipse sat up In tlie eollln and Stopped fin thei pioeeedlngs Thevhave eiy bud singing In some towns No one could blame the "coipse" A in rat Hend school nun in of matin e veils asked one ol hei pupils to name the piesldent The boy said he could net, wheieupon the teaeliet said she could wh"ii she was his age She was stag geted, howevei, when the lad leplled ' Hut theie wete onlj a few piesidonts then " An Aiai.it constable thinks holding ofino Is sometlmis emptv honor He tliove twenty-six miles aftei a fellow who, in the meantime, had appealed be fine a justice and paid bis fine An Oakland woman applied to the pool commlssloneis foi some fuinltuit to fiiinlsh n loom She said It she hud that "lie knew a man who would maiij hei, but who was now out of wt ik. Tli authotltles heaitlessly declined STRAY NEWS NOTES. By Rev. W. It Cocliiune, pastoi of the Oakland Methodist Episcopal chinch, Maith 7, Waltei J. lleiidiltk- soii and Mls Ida Uloicnce, both of Oak land, wcte united In niaiiiige William M Post, esq, of Montiose, and C U. Wiight, of Susquehanna, are absent on a business tilp, which In cludes Coloiaclo and Texas. A meetlnir of the pilnelpals of the public schools of Susquehanna countj will be held in Susquehanna Match 27, to consldei and discuss a unitoim svs tem of giades fot the glided and mial schools tlnoughout the tountj, and to oiganle a 'Susquehanna Countj Teatheis' Association" A big delegation of Ancient Oidei of Hibernians ttom Susciuehanna countj will take In the big paiade In Scianton Maicb 17. TINALE The man who does not advcitlse Shows as much good sense As the man who puts on Sunduj pants To climb a baibed wile fence Theie is something In punctuation Witness the lollow lug filnghainton ' ud, ' "See notice cattle wanted to pas tuie in business column" About the most wiet king job a news papei man stiikes is to paint In glow ing colois the ihaiactei of a thoiough lj menu and lntenselj wit keel man, aftei he has gone hence, just to satlstv and gratlly tile sutviving and simple telitlons. Inlluens'a, Einopea. eatatihus epl demlcus, tataiihus a contaglc, febils epldemlca, iheuiii eplduinlcuin and moi Uus veivendnus, seu c atari halls, sue mil tics ThU last piobablj alls most ot the people this w Intel-u soit ot no bodj knows just what If jou have it in a ilnonle foim bettei see join futil ity phjsitian and tin undeitakei Whltnej - RESTORES VITALITY, (k '7. rvlade a i1 W lf K-HAoll Mnr. of Me. THE GPCAT Je'XHLaSXO'CXX 3C8.333SX33X3"5T rrodiKcu tlin nljoio rL'uIU In :i(Ml ijb. UolU powirf ally and uuirl ly ( mes whu all othtru fall a RmfUWlllre.ain their lost luanunud and old nitu will niOMi thiir jniitbtnl Mkoi bv ustuj lll.Vn O. It nUc!il and birtly retortbenoua es Lo Vitallt) Inuiotiui) lsbtIy tmUslont, L-stlowti laillns 1lcinoi WatlUL' Dfitabm and nil clletta cf belf abuso or ojceib and indlbtretlon. which iiufltbonv tor unidj butiuebsoruiarriau'i. It aotouh cLretb b'jirtlni; at tho se-at of d.,tase but isacieat ncetonlo and blond liulldi r, brin? liu back tho pink k1o to mile lirrlcs acdre btorinu tho tlin of jouth. It wa-ds off Insanity "and Conbumptlon Inaltt on having Ici:VI(), no iithcr It ran liocairicd invest iorl.it Uy mtll, bl.uo iierpackace.or blx tor&C.oo, with it posl tho written Riiariuitco to cure or rotund tho mom j. Circular Jreo. Addresa ROYAL MrDICINE CO 53 River SI , CHICAGO, t lor solo b llAlTHEWb IlitUo ocx' 1:1st acruuton. t'a (1 kU 1 bchedule In I.ffect Nocnibt.r 15, Sy't Trains Lcavo Wilkes-Barra as Follows 7.30 a. m week days, for Sunbury, Harrisburc?, Philadelphia, Balti more, WashlnKton, and for Pitts burg and tho West. 10.15 a. m., week days, for Hazloton, Pottsvllle, Reading, Norrlstown, and Philadelphia; and for Sun bury, HarrisburR, Philadelphia, Baltimore, Washington and Pitts, burg and the West. 3.15 p. m.r week days, for Sunbury, Harrisburg, Philadelphia, Balti more, Washington and Pittsburg and tho West. 3,15 p. m, Sundays only, for Sun bury, Harrisburg, Philadelphia, and Pittsburg and tho West. 0.00 p. m., week days, for Hazleton and Pottsville. J. K. WOOD, Uen'l Puss. A?ent. J. U. HUTCHINSON, Uencrul Manaier. sM.'1 rev mWnih WOW. ur 'A istUay.WWfcM ICtiiUay.jfJ 10th I)aj , M&N JVk Iff xT "ilV !AWfelOT 2,000,000 Made and Sold in Six Months, ending Harch L 1896f' Total Product of iMursyyiul (jIIUuDI uU. IfVlLLo. R. D. b. II The A Mill Alone produced 1,000,000 Barrels, Largest Run on Record. A nshburn, Crosby's Superlative Is sold everywhere from tho Pacific Coast to St. John's, New FotiniHaiul, and in Kiii;land, Ireland and Scotland very largely, and is recognised an the best Hour In th world. MOM! MAUWlMyiUJU WHOLESALE We Carry a Full Stock of Wheels, Rims, Spokes, Hubs, Shafts, Poles, Axles, Springs, Steel and Cast Skeins, Buggy Tops, Duck, Drill, Rubber and Carriage Cloth, Carriage Forgings, Bolts, Clips, AND A FULL LINE OF , STEEL Hi BLACKSMITH'S SUPPLIES. THEDBG&SONSANUFACTURINGCO SCR ANTON AND WILKES-BAFJRE, PA., Manufacturers of I H I B i n a i ftpnsufitf mm BaUussBaBUBivu HOISTING hm PUMF'ING MACHINERY. General Office: SCRANTON, PA- BomeHEOB nreds a Tollable, monthly, reRulatlnc mcillclne. Only hnrmlezi 8G4 tho jmrest drugs should bo useJ. If you wont tho best, get Pbb Peal's PeErajraBal PSfils ' Thoy nro prompt, auto ard certain In result. The cennlno (Dr. I'e-il's) ocyer dlaap. noiut. Sent anywhere, Sl.00. Adelrosj 1'cal Uuoiemu Co., Clovelaud, 0. For sale by JOHN H. PHELPS, Spruce Street, Scranton, Pa. LEHIGH VALLHY HAILROAD SYb- TEM. Anthracite Toal Used ExclusUoly Insur ing Cliunllnebs ind Coniloit. it nn i:i't now i5. isou TRAINS LCAVE SCRANTON. Tor Philadelphia and New Yoik via D S. II n H nt 0 V 7 43 a 111 , 1J 0. 1 :o. 3 uJ (Dlnck Diamond i:piess) and 11 30 p m Tor I'lttston and ilke-Uirre ia. D L .SL W H It . C 00, t Oi, 11 .10 a. Ill . 1 3 40 COO and S 47 p m . Tor White linen, Ilas-leton, rottsllle, and principal points In the coal regions Ma D &. II It It , 6 13 a. m , 1J Oj and I 41 p m I'oi Ilethlehem, Haiton, RendlnB, Har rlsburK and pilii-lpal lnti rmi-diate sta tions la D 4. 11 R II , b 43 7 4j a m, 12 03, 120 3 31 (Ulack Diamond Lxpies',). 4 11 and 11 10 p m , , Tor Tnnkliannock, Towamli, Hlmlrn, Ithaca, Ce iea and principal Intermediate) stations la D . L .t V R II , 0 00, S OS, 'J '' a m , 12 20 and J 40 p in Tor Genea, Rochester, Ruffalo, Nlisar- Tails, ChiuiKO and all poinls west via D II R R , 7 43 a m . 12 03 3 41 (lilack Dia mond i:presb), 9 60 and 11 30 p m I'ullmnn parlor and sleeplnK or Lehigh Vallej chair cars on all tnlns between Wlll-es-Iliue and New York, Philadel phia, Iluffalo nnd Suspension lirldct ROLLIN H WILIU'R, Cicn Kupt. CIIA& S IiKH, Gen Pass Agt . Phila., Pa A V NONNnMACHHR. Asst Gen Pass Agt South npthlehem, Pa Scranton Ofllce. 300 Lackawanna avenue. J)cl., LncK.i. ami Wc.toi iii Lfttct Mondnj, October 19, JbSo Trains, kae bcianton as follows E- pruss for New oik and all points. Hast, 1 40, 2 30 3 13, S 00 and 9 33 a in , 1 lu and 3 S3 p m Hxpiess for n-iiton, Tienton, Phllalal- phla and the South, 3 13, S 00 and 9 53 a in , 1 10 and 3 JJ p m Washington and waj stntlons, 3 45 p m. Tobjhauna accommodation, 6 10 p m Hims foi liliiKhnmton, Oswego, Cl m!ra, Coinlns, Hath, Dinsllle, Mount Moirls and Huffalo 12 20, 2 u5 a 111 , nnd 1 53 P in , making close connections at liutialo to all points In the West, Noithwcst and bouthwest Hath iccnmmodltlon, 9 13 a m 1 ItiBhainton and wa stations, 105pm NlchoUon accomiuodution, 5 15 p 111 Uiui hainton and Llmlra tNpresa, 3 53 p 111 repress foi TTtlca and Richfield Splines, 2 i'i a m and 1 53 p in. Ithaca 2 33 and Hath 9 15 a. m , and 1 '' P in Tor Northumberland, I'lttston, Wilks Harie, Plymouth, Uloonibburs and lan llle making close connection at North umbei lund for llltainspoi t, Hairlsburtr, lialtlmoiu, Washington and the South Northumberland and Intermediate sta tions C 00 9 63 a m , and 1 53 and 0 00 p in. Nantlcoko and Intel mediate stations, S03 and II A) n m Plj mouth and intti mediate station" ! 40 and S 17 p 111 Pullman pailoi and sleeping coicb.es on all epiets tialns. Tor detailed Information, pocket time tables, etc , appl to M L Smith city ticket olllce 12S Lackawanna avenue, or depot ticket ofllce Central Kailrouil of New Jersey. (Lehigh nnd Susquehanna Division) Anthiaclto coal used exclusively, insur ing cleanliness nnd comfort '1 IMH TA1JLH IN UrTLCT JAN 23, 1S97. Trains leave Scranton for I'lttston, Wllkes-Hine, etc , nt 8 .'0, 9 15. II 30 a :n , .' 43 2 00. 3 03, 5 00, 7 10 p m. Sunda) s 9 00, a m , 1 00, 2 15, 7 10 p m Tor Atlantic Clt. S JO a. m Tor New York, Newark and Hliznbeth, S 20 (oxnicss) n m , 12,43 (express with Buf fet parlor car), J 03 (express) p m Sun day, 2 15 p m Train leaving 12 45 p m. arrives at Philadelphia, Reading Termin al, 5 22 p m nnd Now York 0 00 p m. For Mauch Chunk, Allmtown, BethU hem, Huston and Philadelphia, s 20 a. m , 12 45, 3 03, 5 00 (except Philadelphia) p. m. buuda. 215 p in.. Tor Long Hianch, Ocean Orove, etc, at 8 20 a in nnd 12 43 p m Tor Likow ood, 8 20 a. m. For Reading, Lebanon and Harrisburg, via Allentown, 8 20 a, m , 12.45, 5 00 p. m. Sunelay. 2 15 p. m Tor Pottsvllle. 8 20 a. m . 12 45 n. m. Returning ieavo New York, foot of Lib- RAILROAD TIME-TABLES BARRELS AGENTS. MNELL & Co., Scran ton, Pa. EP ff finnsrif --irBne Km pre Ol VIUUUIIUI I MBB!iU05 UUSIUI Wf Fharmacist, cor. Wyoming Avenue ant! trty street, Noith River, at 910 (express) a. m, 110, 130, 4 15 (express with Buffet pallor car) p. m. Sunday, 4 30 a m Lno Philadelphia. Reading Terminal. 9 00 n m, 2 00 and 130 p. m. Sunday, 6 25 a m Through tickets to all points at lowest ra'cs maj be had on application In ad n ir- to the ticket agent nt tho station H P BALDWIN. Oen Pass. A5t. J II OLHAUqnV. Gen Supt L) i; U A U A R L A.U HUDSON TIMU TABLH On Monday, Nov. 23, trains will leave Scran ton as follows. Tor Carbondalo 5 13. 7 55. 8 53, 10 15, a. m ; 12 00 noon: 1 21, 2 20, 3 52, 5 23, 6 23, 7 57, U 10, JO 30. 11 53 P m. . Toi Albany, Saratoga, jiontreai, uos ton, New UiiBland points, etc-5 4a a. m : ' ro'l Honesdale---. 43. S 53, 10 15 a. m ; 12 00 noon, 2 20 5 25 p m r"nr Wllkes-liarre C 4o, 1 45, b 4o, 9 J5, 10 45 am. 12 05, 120. 2 2S. 3 33. 4 11, 6 00, "iVnow YoPrkmphlladelphH. etc. vli T phlch Vnllcy Rallroad-G 45, 7 45 a. m ; 12 0-1. 120 o3 33 (with Black Diamond Ex- I"for)'p1e1nnslvanla Railroad polnts-43. 0 ?r i m . 2 JO. 4 41 p m ro? weitem points, via Lehigh Vnlley Tlanroael-7 45 a m . 12 05. 3 33 (With Black niamond Hxpress) 9 50 11 30 p m. Trains will arrive at Scranton at follows: T'rom Carbondale and tho north-G 40. 7 40 8 40. 9 31, 10 40 a m . 12 00 noon, 103, " "4 3 ; 4 "7, 5 45. 7 15 9 45 and 11 2o p. m "rioiii WIlkPS-B-irro and the south 5 40, 750 8 30 10 10 1153 a m . 1 10 2 14, 3 43. f o2' o1 7 53 03, 143 1152 r m J W BURDIPK OP Albiny NY H W Cross D P A Scnnlon Pa Ih-le aiul Wyomiii,! A'allej. Llfectlve Jan 4 1S97 Trains will leave .Scranton for Now York, New burgh nnd intermediate points on nrii, also for Hawlej and local po'nt". at 7 03am and 2 23 p. m ; and nrrlvo from nbovopolntsatl0 33a m and 9 33 p.m. SCIS T IJ11 BSIOY, 111 Illlcel Oi tuber l!li, 1MX1. MW jhr North lloiiuil. "oiuli iiniinil, iijo.i M 1 HuT'Iul ,. stations I gg- S. 5 w (Trains Dailj , Ex-.v ig? J v. I cept hiinda 1 '-; o a i' Mr vAirlve leave ii Mi 7."N Y Franklin i-t . 7 v . .... Tiowcsc 4.'nd stieet ... 7 53i ... Tail Weehawken I 8 10... p M'Arrlvn Leave a i mj 1 nllaucock .nmctlou i 5, , " 1 00 Hancock J'l,, . . L"so sturlL'ht iii . UMtf 1'rLStou Park JJ1 .... 11 to Comn 3 41 . . Mi'i I'ovntello a "in . . IS 14 Ileltiiout 2 "S3 . . u(s Ploihant Mt 316 . , . . fnsi" Unloidale a 19 1149 Forest City 319 .... fiV)H3l carbondale 704 314i .... .... M40!1P0 hllellildfO ,17 071388. ... fiinriuj wajiieid 1'iiiian' ....1 0 41,11 i) Jirmjn 7141345 ... till 1118 Archibald 7 go 3 Mi ...J 6 3.' 11 n Wlllton 7J3' 3M1 .... diSllll l'eckvlllo 787 350 .... 0JI11O7 Olvplmnt 7U401.. . ... 6JOUO1V I'rlcoburg 7 34 4 01 ,,,, 018U0J 'Ihroop 7 3(1 4 10 . ... 615 1101 Providence 7 39 1 14. ... ... a l f!0f7 I'arlc l'inco rr 41 fi 171 ... 6l0il055 scranton 74V 41W t m'a m Ieavo ArilTe mf h1 All tralnB run dally excent Fundnv. f slsrnlllis that tialus stop ouBtgnal for pa Bengers. hecure rates via Ontario & Western befnrn purchasing tickets and save money. Day nrJ Klfc'ht Kipress to the est J. C. Anderson, Uen. Pass Act. T. Flltcrolt. VW. l'aas, Aft. scranton, Pa.
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