t C I'll If ill ft y VOL 1. RIDOWAYi PA., SEPTEMBER !34, 1870. NO 40. IIUS PUBLISHED WEEKLY, j i e it . r r r tj . Hates of Advertising. Adi".'r nnil Ex'rs notices, eao, 6 limes, 15 8 00 Auditor's notices, each,'...."..... ;1 Oft Cau'ions' and Kslrays cacli, 3 limns.... 8 00 Transient Advertising per sure of 8 lines or less 8 times, or less 2 Of) For ench subsequent, insertion 50 Official advertising for each square of 8 liner or less i times or less 2 00 For each subsequent, insertion fi'l Professional cards, o liner, 1 yr 0 (10 Ijonl notices, jier lins. one time 15 DMtunry notices, over 6 lines 10 Vearly Advertising, one-half column 60 00 f parly Advertising, ouecoiiunn iuu u" Wanks, single quire Planks, three quire - Ulnnlts, ti quires , per quire 1 Tilnnks. over ti Quires pur quire 1 10 00 50 for hunk notes, suhpoeuns, summons, ex ecutions, warrants, nonstable sales, road and school ordors. each per doz...2" Handbills, eight sheet 2-' or less 1 M fourth sheet 2-lorless 2 'VI " half sheet -'" or less 4 10 ' whole seel 25 orlcs 00 Over 25 of each of above al prop urtionale laies. (th Ofountg girertorLn. COUNTY OFFICKKS. President Judge S. P. Johnson. Additional Law Judge lion. J ho. P. inccnt. Associate Judges E. C. Sehulfze, Jesse Kyler. District Attorney J. K. P. Hull. Sheriff Jacob MoOauley. 1'rothonotary Ac., Fred. ?c!icctiirg. Treasurer Claudius V. Oilii:-. Co. SupiTiutetulciit !t:if-.n Lucore. Commissioners II. Warner, Jos. W. Taylor, Louis Vollm-r. Auditors Clark Wilcox, Oorge I Messenger, and Joseph WilhMin. County Surveyor (Jeo. Waltnsh-y. Jury Commissioners. Gcorjje Lickiusn. rind Horace Little. TIME OF HOLWSfSOUKT. Second Monday in latiuary. Last Monday in April. Virst Mouday in uru?t. First Monday in November. RAILROADS- PHIL AD LTHIA & KlIE E.V.LSOAOJ. EOIMEll TIME TAW.E N and after MO.N'D.VV. MAV M.li, i:-7!. ) the trains on the Philadelphia it En.' Kailroud will run us tallows : V. KS TWA II il. Train leaves Piiil. i. leliiliia 10 20 p. in. i;; il'jwav i. p. in. " " Rrrive at Ei ie Krie Exp leaves Philadelphia " " llidi.Mr.iy " arrive at I'.i-i'? y stwaiii). Mail Train leaves Erie " " P.iil'v.ay. ....... " " arrive at I'll 1 id'a i".' 'u' Express leave.: i;.te ' " " t'-l-way " nr-at . ' ., . r i-'. ' ' ,..lt " a. iii .. 2 0 1 a. iv ..11 2J i.i i;.-ll a 0 nil p 1.20 ii .:o r Exnr'ess. Miil a id A'scur.! inod'ninn. ki and e. e?i. coiineel at Corry"'"' all wottl l'l.'iia 1 !: id s i.ud Mad eeoii:miiJ uiuii east at lr:n I'. i i.!i i he Oil Creek aud Ailiheny li.ver K..il Hoad. V.'M. A. UALI'UIV. ti( n'l Sup't. LLEOflENV VAlLEi it A I L P.OAU. " ilie only direct lou'e to Piitsle.ivtj WITHOUT CHANGE OF CARS from Oil City. )u and after M Jay Nov. 22J 1300, trains Trill run as follows ; G.1XO 80UTII l)ay Express leave " Oil City al 10.30 a. in. Arriving at Pillslmtg at 1.!!u p. ni. "iL'!it E.prrs leaves Oil Ciiy at O. '.O p. in. Arriving at Piitshurg at, 7.00 a. n. Kit'auni: g Acc. leaves 1'iiilenton (i,l p. Hi' Arriviving at Kittanning H.Oil p. in. Mixed Way leaves Oil City at 7, 01 a. ni. Alliviug al West Penii Junction at .7,05 p. m. GOING NORTH. Day Express leaves Pittsburg al 7,1 "i a. in. .Arriving at Oil Ciiy at , 1 , 0 1 p. m. "Night Express leaved Pittsburg at cUJ p. in. Arriving at tin Lily at ti.tiilu ni. Parker Aec. leaves Kittanuing 7. .On. m. Arriving at Parker !l,.ri.) a. in. Mixct Way leave West Tenn Juno, at 7,00 a. in. Arriving at Oil City at 0,00 p. in. Connections nt Corry und Irvine'uu fur Oil City and Pittsburg. At Frunkliu wilh Jaires town mid Eraunlin K. It. Couueciioiis w;!li M'est, Peun, K. K. ul West l'eua J unci ion for Blai rsvilie and all points on tun niuiii line of the Pennsylvania H. P.. JtejjgT'-Silver Palace Sleeping Cars" mi nil Night Trains both ways from l'ilisbigb to Corry. J. J. LAWHESCB. OenarulSupt. Tuos. M. Kiku, Asst. Supt, B OOK AGENTS WANTED FOR Struggle uud Triamphsof Written by hira'-ulf. In one larpe octavo vol lime nearly 800 pngea primed in English and German. 3 full page engravings. It em braces forty year recolleotiou of his busy life, as a merchant, manager, banker, leelui tr and . ghowwan. 'o book published so acui pubic to all classes. ' Every one want il. Agents aver age from 50 to luO tubtciiliei a wecli. We olfer extra iuduceiaents. Illustrated catalogue aud terms to aget':is sent five. J. ii. ELI Kit ol CO., Publishers, 8 Hartford, Conn. rOBWOitK of all LiuJs aud tlebcri . J dona ut this office. .' ' BUSINESS CARDS. J. S. BORDWELL, M. D. ECLECTIC FIBYSICiaA" rHhe word eclectio means to choose or so. I led medicines from nil the different scliools of medicine ; using remedies that are saTe, and discarding from practice all medi c'nci that have an iinjurions ctl'ect on the sys tem, such as mercury, antimony, lead, cop per. &c. I Iny aside the lnncn the old Woodletter, reJucer or dep'cter, and equalize the circula. tion nud restore the system to its natural Elate by nlteiutives and tonics. I shall hc-c-a.'itr give particular at lent ion to chronio d's-lasc-i. such as Rlieumat'.sm, Dyspepsia, Liver rnitipliiiiit, Catarrh, Nc ira'gia, diseases of tlie i 'M oat, urinary organs, id all uiseases pecu l.ar to females, &c. CAr.VllKH llrent with new instrument of a 1 hp invention which euresevery case. TI-.iCTII fjciracted wiihout pain. ()!hce nnd residence South of the jail on Cen re St. Office hours from 7 to 8 a. J m 12 to 1 p. m : fi to 7 p. m. Dec. 2107. -1y. J. S. BORDWELL; J OI1NG. HALL, Attorney nt lew. Ri.lg- way. Elk Cuiinty Pa. marJ to y JO. IN U. 11AI.I... ...JAS. K. i. HALL. BllO. IT ALi Attorney? -nt Si. MAK1: EEN'ZINGER P. O. EI Iv COUNTY, TA. September 20, LS(io ly. TS. Ilordwell, M. I. Eclectic Physician . Ollice and rendrnce opposite the Jail, on Centre St., Kidpwny. Pa. Prompt at -t '.-ntimi will be given to all calls. Ollice hours ; 7 to 8 A. M- : 12 to 2 P. M. ; and ti to 7 P. M. Mar. 22, fi'. if. T? 1 1 A N K r.T NT HOUSE, St. Mmiy's. Pa. I.AROEV & M.M.OXE. Pi: rn's. The proprietor respe.Ti fully ask the intention a'.' ilicir frit mis und ihe . 1 1 ! i o in general to : 10". r large r.nd coiiiir.o tinits hotel. J!very alteuiiou paid to the convenience of guests. II. LAHljEV.' ay".0 -1-G.vly J, A. .uALONE. Mapi.i: Pane API.1X Kettles. TIrass Kettles, Porclenn nee runs, li'eiioa linen llltee rani. Imii i O'in'i the cheapest and li-st. at W. 8. SElt VICE'S, Hardware ;Storc. I'idj.nvay.l'a. f yl)E IiOESE, XX P'l.owAV, Ei.k Co., Pa. W. IT. FCIIRAM, Propri.-tor. Th-'iikful for Ihe pairompe heretofore- so l-' i-r illy besiowcd tipnn him, the new iro "''ii.r, hopes, by p.iyimr strict nltenllon in I in: cemfort and convrnieuue of guests, to nii'iit. n roiitinuaace of the same. Oct ,",0 ItiOO. T AHAVER IIOCS, KIUGAVAV, PA. l'.-YIU Til Ml. It, rrr.pneinr. The underr.iane 1 liavir; tvti 1 up a large iim! eoiumiidioiis hotel nn tl.e so:it!.wes: corner of Centre and Mill sp elts, with pood and cotiveuienl s'"h!ina atinehed, respect fully soiieils the patr-iuag's of Lis oldfiieiidj and the put lie generally. decl:i'Oiilj DAVID TII.VTER. fTEKSEV IIOCSE, Jl C'LXT.,tviL;E, Elk Co., Va. J'jIIX Colun.s, riop-.i. tnr. 'f !:m";;"ul fcr tha patronise h-reSjIire so l.bei.illy boK.wol upou hin, the new pro p.icior. Ii'-pes, by paying slrict attenlieu to l:i conif irt aid convenience of guests, to merit ,u utiiiu.iucc of the bauio. vlir.dly. JOUTOX IlUl'St', lull I C PA- JJ. V. Huore. (J'ttr of ihe JjJe Eou&r) J'l Oji i'i tar. Open Iuy unci Night- n:;otf. 1 H. VOLK. Manufacturer and Iea!er a in l.npir Beer, opposite the RailruuJ l): poi. t. Mary's, Elk county Pa. Mir-22'(il5-l . 1 NVEI.OPE3. I, A I! EES & TAGS neatly ! printed k t iho Advocate Oilicc. I WAS cured of Deafness and Catarrh bya simple remedy, and will send'ir.e receipt Inc. MUS. M. C. LECGETT, Iw Jloboken, N. J. D a C. II. FULLER, BOTANIC PHYSICIAN', P.itJowAV, Pa. Residence and oGico opposita tha Thayer llviuso. HEXKV Kidgi SOUIHEU, Attorney-nt-Law (ftb2VC8)f way, l"a. J D. PAUSOSS, JIauufacturer and Dealer iu Boots & Shoes, Main St., opposite Hotel, nov27y WiLaos, Pa. JOAUWXa HOUSE, JSear the Depot, Hilcox, Pa. The undersigned has opened a large boardirg horse at the above place, where ho is amply prepared to sutisfy the wants of those who may uvorhiiu u ith their custom. novuU20, JIAUTIN SOWERS, Proprietor. J A CO 11 YOUNG & CO , Book Cinders And lilank Evok Manufacturers, Wright's Iilk Curry Pa liluuk Cocks Made to Order. B LANES of all tic j. kinds for sale at this GEORGE WALKEK, Boot and Shoe Maker, Main street, Uidgwuy, P. oaASfDrATnsxs sarlhto. Grandfather is past ninety' and littlo May but four ; Vet they love to sit together beside the cottage door; And as the old man dances his darling on bis knee, He tells her of the far back time when he was young as Bhe. Those long and rumbling stories May oft be fore has heard, Hut she listens with wide-open ears to every well-known word i And in her niiudshe wanders if he remembers too, The men who lived in Noah's irk, when the old world was new. Grandfather's hair is scanty, and white as driv en snow, While May's rich curls are golden, kissed by sun's warm glow ; Cut as the ycun head nestles fondly against the old, V'ou reo the mnlight blending the silver and the gold. Grandfather is not book lcnrncd. but from his early youth, lie lias f triven to walk Heavenward, and loved the way of truth ; And now he clasps his dulling as the day ic getting dim, And both together murmer a simple evening hymn ; His stalwart sons come round him all well ad vanced in years And tell hin how the. world goes on, with nil its hot e3 and fears : Hut from their modern gossip he turns away to hear, The childish prattle lit t e May is whispoiing in liiy ear. Folk.) call the old man childish it may be even so His heart is line a little chili's, and this we love to Vnow ; And somewhere il is written that not the wise tilone, But those who live in c'lilJ-likc faith, our Fath er calls II is own. Grandfather is past ninety, nr.d little may but four, So they will ndt sit together lbng before that cottage door j But we know when the old man from earth is called away, Ilis Gud and hers, will 6till protect his darling little May. C" elect Siliiiceilnnrr. (7 tus t::t savings 3ans. Charles Lynford ws a younp; tuechanic in pood business. At tlie uge of twenty-bis lieLad takuu to himself a wife, Caroline f...., , i. r ,i . jjiiMis, ir.e uaunter oi a neighbor, who had nothing to brin him but her own per sonal lunitri, which were many, and habits of thrift, learned in an eeouomieal hou.se- holJ, nudi-r the stern teaching of necessity It was well pci'iaps, that Charles l.yn Ljrd should obtain a wife of this character, s-inec he Limst'lt lound if d'oTieult to save anything froin his incotae. Il was not lon beiora Caroline became aeij'tiutod with her husband's failings. She eould not feel ijuite easy in the ktowled-re that they were living fully up to their in come, foreseeing that a time would come when the family would :row nidre expen sive aud perhaps her husband's business, now flourichiiijj, iniht become less so. Accordingly one day she purchased of a peddler, who came to the dcor, a little tin safe, buch us children frequently used for a saviuirH bank. This she placed conspiculy on the liiantlc-picce, so that her husbaud miht be sure to see it on entering. 'Hello, Carrie, what's that?' ho aked curiously. Only a little purchase I made to day,' said his wife. 'But what is it meant for?' he asked aaiu. Let me illustrate said hin wife plnylui ly. 'Have you a teu ccut pu.ee about you ?' Charles drew a dime from his waist coat pocket. His wife taking it from his hand, dropped it into the bos through a little slit in the top. Charles laughed. 'So you have takeu to hoarding, Carrie ? My little wife become a miser ?' 'No, only a little prudent. But seriously J Charles that's what I want you to do every uigUt.' 'What, drop a dime into this uew fangled arrrangemeu'. of yours?' Exactly.' 'Very well, that will to easy enough. A dime a day is not a great suaj. But may I know what you are going to do with this commenced hoard V 'Lay it up for a rainy day,' Caroline, ansr wered. Charles laughed merrily. . J And what will a dime a duy amount to V he inquired. .'In a year it will amount to' commenced his wife seriously. 'Oh, never siiind spare me the calcula tion 1 It sounds to much like busiuess, and I get enough of that during the day".' 'But j-ou do not object to my plan?' iNotiu the least. I have no doubt it is highly commeudable ; but then you know Carrie, I never was gilted with much pra ucnee.' 'I am awate of that,' said his wife smiling- This ended the conversation for a time. Tlio plan inaugurated by the young wife was steadily carried out. She was not one of those, of whom there are so many, who cuter upou a new plan zealously, but soon tire of it. Tn the present case she was thor oughly satisfied of the wisdom of her pur pose and resolved to carry it through. Every morning she called upon her hus band for a dime, which was foithwith added to the accumulation. Frequently he had not the exact change but would toss her twenty-five cents instead. She would assure him laughingly, that this would answer, her purpose equally as well. Jlore than oneo Charles would banter her on the subject of her savings bank, but these she bore gaily. But these were not the only accessions the fund received. IJcr husband had early arranged to uiake auiple allowance for dress I say ample, though I dare say some of uiy readers might not con sider it so j but Caroline who was in the habit of making up her own dresses pro vided herself with a good wardrobe at a much less expense than some not as well in the science of tuaunvins, could "have nc. After considerable calculation she came to the conclusion, that out of her daily al lowance she could he able to make a daily deposit equal to that she exacted from her husband. Of this however sho thought it best on tho whole, not to inform Charles, enjoying in anticipation, the prospect of being able, at some future time, to suprise him with the unexpected amount of her rings.' At the close of every mouth the tin box was emptied, and the contents transferred to a savings hank of more pretensions, where interest would allowed. When the jfura de posited there becamo largo enough, Mrs. Lynford, who had Doutiderable business ca pacity, withdrew them and invested in bunk and other stocks which would yield a larger per cent. Of her mode if mauagement her husband remaiued in complete ignorance. Nor did he ever express any desire to be made, acquainted with his wife's manage ment, lie was an easy careless fellow, spend ing as he went, enjoying tho prcseut and cot feeling any concern for the future. At the end of eight years, during which he had been usually favored in health, his books showed that ho had not exceeded his income, but that, on the other hand, he had not saved anything. Tweuty-live dents aloue stood to his eredit. 'Iiunuing pretty close, Carrie,' he said laughingly ; 'I take credit to myself of keep ing on the right s;t'o of the lino. But then I suppose you have saved up an immense amount.' 'How much do you fLiuk?' asked his wife. 'Oh, perhaps a hundred dollars,' said Charles carelessly, 'though it would take a good many dimes to do that.' His wife smiled, but did not volunteer fo eulighteu Lim as to the correctness of his conjecture. So things weut on till at length came the panic of 1850 a puuio so recent that it will be remembered by many readers of this ketch. It wilt be remembered how uni versally business and trade were depressed ut this period among others the trade which occupied Charles Lynford suffered. I One evcuing lie came home looking quite serious an expression that seldom came over his cheerful face. Caroline, who hul watched the signs of the times, was not unprepared to Hte this. She had experienced that her husband's business wo'jld be affected. What's the matter, Charles ?' she asked cheerfully. 'The matter iswe shall have to econo mize greatly.' 'Anything unfavorable turned up in business matters.' 'I should thiuk thera had. I shall have but half a days work for some time to come, and I am afraid that even this will fail be fore lonsr. You have no idea, Carrie, how dull business of every kind Las become.' 'I think I have said hie wife quietly, '1 I have read the paper carefully and have been looking out for something of this kind. 'I think we shall be able to do so. Both of us are well supplied with clothing and Bhall not need any for a year at least, that will cut off considerable expense j then there are many superfluities you are accus tomed to buy little things you are kind enough to bring homo to me frequently, which we do very .well without. Then we can live more plainly have less pies and cakes, and I have no doubt it will bo an improvement so far as our health is con cerned.' 'What a calculator you are, Carrie," said tier husband leeltng considerably easier in mind. "I really think after all you have caid, that it wou't be so hard to live on half of our usual in come for the prc9eut at least. 'But,' and his countenance again changed, suppose my work should cutiruly fail I suppose that you couldn't reducs our' expenses to noth ing at all could you ?' 'That certainly surpasses my powers,' said his wife, smiling, 'but even iu that case there is no ground for discouragement. You have not forgotton our savings bank, have you,' 'Why no, I didn't thiuk of that,' said her husband. 'I suppose that would keep off starvation for a lew weeks.' His wife smiled, 'And in those weeks,' she ' added, 'bus iness might revive.' ' ' 'To Le sure,' added her husband. 'Well I guess it'll be all right I'll not trouble myself about it.' The apprehension to which Charles Lyn ford had given expression proved to be on ly too well founded. Iu less than a month from the date of the conversation just re corded, tho limited supply of work which he had bcea able to secure entirely failed, and he found himself without work of any kind thrown upon his own resources. Although he had anticipated this, it seemed nuexpeted when it actually came upon him, and he agaio returned home in a fit of disappointment. He briefly explained to his wife the new calamity which had coume upon him. 'And tha worst of it is, there is no hope of better times until spring,' 'Do you thiuk business will revive then?' asked his wife. 'It mutt by that time; but there are Eve or six monthis between. I don't know how wo are to live during that time.' 'I do,' said his wife quietly. . You !' exclaimeed her husbaud in sur prise. 'Yes ; your income has never becu more- thaa six or seven hundrel -dollars, and I've no doubt we can live six months on two hundred and fifty. 'Yes certainly ; but where is that money to come trom f 1 Uou t waut to go into debt and if I did I shouldn't know where to burrow.' 'l-'ottunately there is no need of borrow ing, said Mrs. J.yntord. 'lou seem to forget our savings bank.' 'B.ut is it possible, it cannot amount to two hundred and fifty dollars ?' exclaimed Charles in surprise. , 'Yes, and six hupdred more,' said his wife. 'Imppossible 1' 'Wait a minute and I will prove it.' . Caroline withdrew a moment and then re oppcared with several certificates of bank and railroad shares, amounting to eight hundred dollars, and a bank book in which the balance of the money was deposited to her credit. 'Are you quite sure you haven't had a legacy ?' demanded Charles, in Bmatement. 'Surely a dime a day haj not produced fliis V 'No j but two dimes a day has, with a little extra deposit now and then. I think Charles, we shall be able to wird off star vation for a time.' ' Charles Lynford remained out of em ployment for some months, but in spring as he had autic'pated, busiuess revived, and he was once more iu receipt of his old in come. More thau two thirds of the fund was left, and henseforth Charles was uo less assiduous thaa hit wife ia striving to iucreaso it. The little tin savings haul still receives a daily deposit. Ad Iowa boy of filty-five has had bis prospects ruioed by being seduced into matrimony by a gushing widow, of 14G. The parents of both parties are mad as bkios about it, because they didu't wait uatill they knew more about , the natural conse quence of matrimony. , CLIPPINGS. A little girl was heard to wish the other day "that she was a boy o she could swear when sho dropped her books ia the mud." The man who got wise eating sage cheese lias a brother who proposes to be come skillful in the fashionable dances by dieting on hops. The laundry bills of some of the young Indies at Saratoga are $100 a week. Nine tenths of such crcaturos are in training for 'old maids,' or for lives of married misery. The oniy livery cap is the night oap says a clever and witty author is the oight-cap. In it men visit, one-third o their lives, the only land where they are free and equal. Tho Cunard steamship Scotia, Captain Judkins, which left New York at 5 o'clock p. m., August 31, arrived at Queestown at 8 o'clock a. m., on September 8th, making tho passage in seven days, the quickest time on record. Buskin, in one of his lecent lectures. says: Though England is deafend with spinning wheels, here people have not clothes ; though sho is black with digging of fuel, they dye of cold ; and though she has sold hersoul for grain, they dye of hunger.' 'It is worth while to contradict absurdly foolish falsehoods ? Docs it not erutifv the liar to find his fabrications treated serious ly? And then the fellow can invent two new calumnies while you are rcluting an old one. On the whole, we think most men must better buisness than such refu tation.' 11. G. The LcorARD. -This 'ere hanimal, my little dears,' observed the keeper of a mean arc to a school, 'is a leopard. His comdex- r ion is yallcr, agreeably diversified with black spots. It was wulger hcrror of the hancicnts that the critter vos hin-capable chaogin' his spots, vitoh vos disproved ia modem times by obsetvin' that he werry slept on one spot, and the next night chan ged to another.' In all policies of lt.'o insurauce these, among other questions, occur : 'Age of father, if living ?' 'Age cf mother, if liv ing ?' A man iu the country who filled up an application mado his father's age, 'if living,, one hundred and twelve years, and bis mother's one hunhred and two. ' The agent was amazed at ' this showing, and fancied he had got an excellent subject ; but, feeling somewhat dubious, that the man came of a very long-lived family. 'Ob, you see, sir,' replied the applicant, 'my pa-, rents died many years ago, but if 'living' would be aged as there put dowD,' Oh, I see,' said the agent. Stranger 'Have you a good, strong porter about the house ?' Cleik 'Yes, we have the strongest about tho place.' Stran ger 'Is be intelligent V Clerk 'Oh, yes, sir, quite itihliigcnt for a porter, we think.' Stranger 'One point more. Do you consid er him fearless that is, bold and courage ous ?' Clerk 'As for that matter I knovr he is; he would not be afraid of the devil himself, sir.' Stranger 'Now, Clerk, if your porter is intelligent enough to fiud room No. 117, fearless enough to enter, and strong enough to get my trunk away from the bed-bugs, 1 would like to have him bring; it down.' 'Boys,' said old Silas, 'here is a watch that I mouldn't give for the best cow ia Squawvillc,' at the same time taking from his jacket pocket a bulls-eye watch about tho size of a small turnip. 'Last fall, when t was diggiug potatoes, I lost this ere watoh, and never found it uutill Deacon Daniels brought it to me one day last week. The deacon was going to Squawville, and in pas sing near my potato field, he heard the watch ticking, aud followed the sound for nearly a quarter of a mile, and finally found the wateh where I lost it six months before ; and would you believe me, geutlemen, that watch never varied a.eecoud ia all that time.' , A New England eld maid, who recently went to Nevada, writes home that she al ready has a husband and a pair of twins, and hasen'treally got acquainted there yet.' Disease aud pills, wheo they enter a man's body, are like two lawvers whn th. undertake to settle his affairs; they com. promise the matter by laying out. the pa tient. Why is a thunder etorm like UQ nit inn ? Because it is pea! ou peal.
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