VOI, 1. llinaWAY.PA., JUNE 4, 1870. NO. 31. 1 rUBLlSlltJV WFEKL Y, AT r E Ml . .V .V V JI . llatos oi" Advertising. Adm'r mul Ex'rs notices, cue, 0 times, $ 3 0(1 Auditor's notices, each, M On Cautions ami hslrays each, a Iiiiioh .'1 (10 Transient Advertising per sijiuo of 8 lines or less 3 times, or less '1 00 Tor each Hiihseniient insertion 00 Official advertisine for each square ol'8 liner or less A limes orloss 200 Fre:ieh subsequent insertion '"ill f rofcssiolial cards, 0 liner, 1 yr (i 00 l.oal notices, per tin?, one time lo Obituary notices, over 6 lines 10 Tfarly Advertising, one-lialf column 30 00 onrly Advertising, one column 100 00 Blinks, single quire - 30 Blanks, three quire - 00 Jtliinks, C quires , per quire 1 73 lllanks, over 0 quires per quire 1 U for brink notes, subpoenas, summons, ex- ecutinns, Warrants, constable sales, road and selionl ordors, each per doz. .."" fyiudbills, eight sheet 23 or less 1 30 " fourth sheet 23 or less 2 30 " half sheet 25 or less 4 30 ' whole sect. 23orless B 00 Over 23 of each of above at proportionate rates. dillt Otountn girertoi:!!. I o - county omei;ns. President Judge S. P. Johnson. Audiliouul Lav Judge Ilou. Jho. P. ( incerit. Assuoiato Judges E. C. Pchultzc, Jesse Kyler.. J)iMriet Attorney T. K. I'. Hall. Sheriff ) auob Mc 111W. Prollionotary e., Fred. Fclianing. Treasurer Claudius V. Gillis. Co. Superintendent Kufiis Lueire. (loinniis.-iunsrs II. Warner, Jos. Taylor, Louis VolUnor. AuJlioi'.s ('i.uk Wi.rx, Cccrgo H. Mrs'-eiiei", and Joseph " i 1 1 -el in. (lounty Surveym I !eo. Walnndey. Jury C011111. i.-.iniioic. (jcoire iickiui?ii and Horace Li tile. TIM 12 OK IHMilUN'tJ OOl'IiT. Si.'ooinl Monday in Janunry. Lst Monday iti'Apnl. Kir-d Mun iiiy in Auu'tsl. Fir.-t tnJny in November. RAILROADS- PMILAD LVKIA St, EBI3 KAIX'itoii). SL'MMBU TIMi: 'i'AULK. 0 and after MONDAY, MAY .",0 h,lS70, the (rains on the Philadelphia & ri Bailroad will run as follows : wkstw u;,. Mail Train leave:- Philadelphia.. ' " ilidway " " arrive at Krie Krie Ixp leaves Philadelphia... liid-uny " " arrive a' f i le HASI'W.l:ll. Mail Train leaves Krie " ' Pid.' W! v " " n-.-rivc at I'liil id"a... iW'w Express le-ives Due " " ttid.jrw-iy " ni-i-nt J'hiladvlnhia. ...10 20 p. m. ... 1.37 p. 111. ...-7.!) p. iii. ...10 30 a. in. ... '.(;; a. in. ..11.20 a. in s I a. 2. IS v. it.'Ml a. '.' 00 p. l.L'O a. ov0 r. Kxpress, M iil mul Accu'umo l.ilinn. east and est, .connect at Curry and all west, humid Cuius mid Mail Accommod rtici: eat. at li'T.n tun with the Oil Creek and Allegheny Uiver Bail Kead. VM. A. 1ULPW: llen'l Sup't. A' LUXillriNY VAU.Ki PAIL liOAD. Xlie only direct route to Pilisl.urg wiruotrj' aiAXUE of CARS from Oil City. On and alter M m lay Nov. 221 ISO'.l, traiiM v ill mu us follows : (1 ;l.'ti .MtC'I'lf Day Express lmvcs Oil City at 10,:M a. m. Jkrrivii.j; at Pill: bursal i"i tltl p. m. Night Kprrss leaves Oil City at O.oO p. m. Arriving nt Piilshurg nt "7.ti a. 111. Kinauiii:i Ace. leaves IviiUnton f', 10 p. m Arriviving at Kitinuniiig il.O.i p. 111. Mixed Way leaves Oil City at 7.00 a. in. Arriving at West I'enn .lunelion at 7, Oil p. 111. CiOlXCi NdliTH. Pay Express l.-avcs Piltsburg at 7,lo a. 111. Arriving at Oil Ciiy at l.-'ij p. 111. Night Kxpiesii leaves PiCsbiug at S,00 p. in. Arriving at Oil City at (i.OOa 111. Tarker Acc. leaves Kittamiing 7. -'0 a. 111. Arriving at Parker 0,o n. in. Mixed Way leave NV'esi Peun June, at 7.00 a. in, Arriving at Oil City at (i,0 ) p. 111. Connccl i.ins at Corry and Irviiie'on for Oil C'ily aud Pittsburg. At Franklin with James town and FranKliu It. H. Couneciiuiis with West Venn, 11. K. at West Peun Junction, for rdairsvil'.u aud all jioints 011 the main lino of the Pennsylvania 11. It. j;1y"Silvel Palace Sleeping Cars'' on all Night Trains bulk nays from PiltsbigU lo Cony. J. J. LAWUUNOK, General Sunt. Tuos. 1. KtNii, Asst. Supi, 00 K AGENTS WASTliD FO.lt Struggles and inumphs of Written by him-cir. Iu one largo octavo vol ume nearly WKJ pages printed in English end Gorman. u:i full pago engravings. It eni braoes forty year recollections of his busy life, us a merchant, manager, bunker, l.-ttnier and showman. No book published so a- cepliilde to ell classes. Every 0110 wauls it. Agent aver age from oO lo lOJ subscribers a wee'i. We offer extra inducements, llluslvuicd catalogue ttud leiins to aei:ls i-eut tree. J. P.. lib'KH it CO., Publishers, Svv llartlrd, C'oua. JOB WOKlv of all Liuds und decri dune at this office. mu BUSINESS CARDS. J. S. BOH DWELL, M. D. uclevtiv i if rsici.t jt TMhe word eclectic means lo cliooso nr sc- 1 led medicines from nil the different schools of medicine i using remedies that are 8nfc, Hint discai'ding from practice nil medi cines thtit have nu injurious ctl'ect on the sys tem, such as mercury, antimony, lead, cop per. iVC. I lay aside tho lance the old bloodletter, reducer or ucpleter, and cnualif.o .tho circular tion and restore the svsteni to its natural slate by alteratives and tones. I shall here after give particular attention to chronic dis eases, such as KlieumnC.sin, liyspepsia, .Liver complaint, Cntarrh; Ne iralgia, diseases of tho tlivont, urinary organs, and all diseases pecu liar lo temales, tie. CATARKU I treat with 4 new instrument of a lato invention, which cures every raso. 'i'Kl.TII extracted without pain. OlHcc nnd residence South of the jail on Centre St. Otlice hours from 7 to 8 a. j 411 12 to J p. 111 ; ) 10 1 p. in. Dec. :U'ii7.ly. J. S. BOUMVKLL. TOilX G. HALb, Attorney at law, Kidg- tf way, i.lk county Pa. Lniar-22 Oli ly JO, IN U. HALL... JAS. K. V. UALL. JTALL. & I3IIO. Attornovfs - n r. - I j a w ST. MARY'S: MXZIXfiEit P. (). ELK. COL'STY, IA. September 20, 18G0. Jy. S. Inn-dwell, M. 1. EciCuiie l'hysician- ft . Ulhco and residence opposite the Jaii, un Centre St., ltidgway, Pa. Prompt at tention willbe rifon to all calls. Ofiice hours : 1 In f: A. M- : 12 to 2 P. M. ; and 0 lo 7 P. JI. Mar. 22, Uti-tf- I? li A N K T.I N HOUSE, J .-"r. Mi:ys. Pa. IAlIfiKY ft MA LoXK, Pnoi-ii's. the proprietors respectfully n;M the ailer.tion of their friends and the public in geneial to ine;r nirpo and coinino.ln,iis hotel. J-.very 11 1 1 vii I lull pant to the ColiVeiiteiiei ol pucbts. 11. i.ai;gi:y, Jiay.1,0 -13.JS.ly J. A. ftiALONB. 'r.?I,!X Ket X JL f-'iuce Pan ettles. Brass Kettles, Porclean :111s, J rencti Tint d t-aure Pans. itiu ems Hie cheapest, and best, a I Vi . S. K KYI CIVS, llanhvai e, Store, Pidgway .Pu. TTYDt; llOL'K, 1.X BinnwAY. Eu: Co., Ta. . 11. M'ii;iA."I, rror.rietor. Tlirnkful for the pa'ronige reretofuro so libenihy lelowed upon him. the new prc- priei'ir. impes, t-y paying strict, attention 10 1 he com tort and convenience of guests, to un i n n e'liitinu.iiico ol the same. Oct JO ISi.'.l. ripHAViUl HOt'SiC, J. 1! IDC WAY, PA. TiYll) TIlAYEIl, Proprietor. The undersigned havini Sited un a larcrc 1 mm cfini'iMtuitMis nmci on inn soiiiir.vcsi .....1 1: ... 1 ... ' ' .... . comer ut tenircnnd .Mill "streets, with pood and convenient stabiini; attached, resneet- fuil;.' f-niieits the patroin.ge of iiis old friends nnd the put ilo generally. leclLI tilj It BAYJB THAYER. i Cl-nthlvillk, Llk Co., Va. John Collins, Tioprietor. ThaiiKful .for the patronage lieretntore so lilieralty Tiesiowed upon Iniu. t!ie Ticw pro prietor, I'pes, by pay iii unci attention to the conifort ard cenvi nieneo of guests, lo merit .1 conlimunce of tlic siitno. vhr"ly. (JJITON HOL'SJ-:, 11 r.iiiE. pa- M. Y. Mump.. (Jut? of ihe ilydc House) 1 injirifor. Open Y)y and Nirlit- iititiif. "KXliY HoUTUEll, J.J. llitlgway, Pa. Attorney-al-l.nw (feb'J'W), kind-i for sale at this 5 C If. YOLK, . in i.agir Manufacturer and Healer lieer, opposito Ihe Railroad IJepol, ht. .M iry s, Lilt county P. Mar-J OO-l . I ANYl-LOPES, X.AP.EI.S &. TAOS neatly printed it the Advocate Ollico. WAS cured of Deafness and Catarrh by simple remedy, and will send the receipt tree. At its. "31. C. Ll.tiliL 1 T, -Iw lloboken, N. J. C. II. I'ULLL'K, ROTANIC PHYSICIAN, ItiniiWAr, Pa. residence and ofiice opposite the Thayor ilouse. JJ. PARSONS, Manufacturer and Dealer iu Roots & Shoes, Main St., opposite Hotel, nov27y WiLdox, Pa, jyiAlilJlNU HOUSE, ' Near tho Depot, Wilcox, Pa. MARTIN SOWKUS, Proprietor. The undersigned lias opened a large bcardirg Iiuuso at tho above place, where lie is amply prepared to hatisl'y the wants of those who may avorhini with their custom. uov'C'JiK), m . TAC011 YOUNG & CO., lioek Hinders And lilaiik Book Manufacturers, Wright's Blk Cerry, l'a lEuuk Hooks Made to Order. ' JO U WORK done with disoiitch at thu Oilice. From Applcton"s Journal, May 1st. J FENIAN SONQ. " 'Yo choonful Noine ! Ye nymphs devoine, Sliupramo in Jove's dominions ! Assist mo loyre, AVhilo oi aspnire To cilibreet the Fenians. " 'Our ordlicr bowld All unconthrowlcd, Injnrcd with power, be dad, is To pleece in ai ruins Tho stalwart farrums Of half a million Paddies. " 'To Snxon laws For Oireland's csitse Thiin same did break allaygince, An' marched away Iu war's arry To frighten the Canajians. " 'Wcsoon intind Our wee to wind Across (lie woide Atlantic, Besaige the ports Blow up the forrs. Anddroivo the Saxon frantic. " 'And thin in loine, Our hosts will join Beneath the Oirish pinnint, Till Dublin falls, An on its walls Vie hang the lord-liftiniut. " 'The Saxon crew We'll thin purshoo Judicnisly and calmly On Windsor's plaiu We'll hang the Quane An' all tbey royal family. " 'An' fliin hegob ! No more they'll rb Ould Oir.land of her (axes, An' Earth shall rowl From pnwl lo powl More aisy on its axis.' ' jj&thtt IPifjfcIlHnjr. From the lteligious Telescope. Letter from Bishop Crloscbrenacr. After leaving Laraniio and its bealitiful valley, wo again entered into a most deso late-looking country. It tfppcured to me that it would be difficult for wild beasts to livs in this drearv cnnntrv vet nivii nre tr ' found who have passed over some of the finest couniry iu- the world aud settled down here to eke out a miserable existence. Wyoming Territory will never bo much more than it is, unless rich mines of miua- nl treasure can bo" found among its barren hills and valleys. It is true, you may read in the books and newspapers of a number of cities iu this territory, but the most of them or insignificant villages, composed of mud hovels covered with canvas or earth, This morning, May 5th, I took break- last at iryan, J.I113 is a ireiglit and pas senger statiou. I ho country around is barren io the extreme, and, from all appear ances, the place is becoming beautifully less. Eighteen miles from Bryan we come to (i ranger Station. Here wo enter into Ut.ah Territory. So far the couutry picsents the same barren appearance. Far off to th left wo have a splendid view of tho Utah Mountains, covered with snow perpet ually, I believe. At thia point I am eight hundred and seventy miles from Omaha; and ou the whole mute I havo not seen as much timber as could grow on fifty acres ot 1""", ana what 1 Have seen 13 ot a very inferior kind, principally scrubby piuo. Aspir, eight hundred and thirty-five miles from Omaha. This is tho second highest point on the Union l'acifia Rail road, the elevation being seven thousand four hundred and sixty-three feet. It de rives its name from the biirh mountain to he north called Quaking Asp. This mountain is covered with snow during most of the year. Rear River City is a little further west. At ono time this place was quite populous, aud was supposed likely to become a per manent town. Tho town, however, de clined as soon as tho road passed that point, aud now there is uotbing left to mark the plase except a few posts and old chimneys, broken bottles and shattered oyster cans. About two miles beyond tho old town we crossed Rear River over a trestle bridga six hundred icet long, aud following down the west bank for eleven miles over a fiuo bot- torn nearly level. The bluffs aro high and broken, coming down to the road aud leav ing but a narrow valley. Wahsutch Station is nine hundred aud sixty-eight miles from Ouiaba. This place presents a rather straggling appearance. The town contains about thirty email houses, two or three of which nre stores or trading houses, ono principal eating house, and two or three second-class houses, where, for 0 good price, you may get enough to keep you from starving. The surrounding country is lather broken, though not so rough "compared with other portions through which we havo passed. Grass covers the hills, and it is claimed that small grain can be grown sucessfully. I do not think many believe this, for I have not seen where a furrow has ever been turn. My opinion is the crop would be a very short one. An hour or two ago I saw a wagon with two horses attached, tho first I saw in tho lust seven hundred miles. When I get to where I can seo wajrons, plows, harrows. ttnd cultivated fields, I shall feel like being in a civilized country. Game is here found in the bills deer, elk, and antelopes. Castle Buck derives its name from the long line of sandstone bluffs on the right band side of' the canon, which are worn aud torn away uutil, in the distance, they have the appeaiauceot old castles. For a Ion? distance these rocks lino the ii"ht-haud bank of the cauon, towering from five bun dred to two thousand feet above .the little valley bearing tho namo of "Castle. Rock." Kcho Canon Now wo descend the canon amid some of tho grandest aud wildest scenery imaginable. And be it remember ed we do not creep along as though we were afraid of some terrible calamity and mistrusted the iron horse and his driver, but wo plunge down the defile, which be comes, io a short distance, a grand and aw ful chasm. The beauties of Echo Cancn are so many and so exceedingly grand, that the observing traveler can not but notice many of them, yet we pass so rapidly by those lowcrinc; lii"hts that many objects worthy ol note are not observed. After taking fiual leave of Echo Canon, with its towering, columns, rugged battlements, deep ravines, and overhanging walls, we rush on past many objects of interest, and in forty minutes reach Weber P.ivcr and Echo City Station. We are now iu Utah Territory, passing dowji,ith rapidity, Wobcr River, a tribu tary flf Salt Luke. This.is called Salt Lake Valley It is sometimes so narrow that the river, the railroad track, aud the old stage road take up the space between the ridges. At other places it is wider, and we find some Mormon villages and well-cultivated fields. At 4 o'clock r M. we reached Ogdon, the terminus of the Union Pacific Railroad. This is a place of some importance, having a population of nearly sis thousand. The town is Mormon ; the churches, schools, &c, nre all Mormon. Here wo change cais for Cacramcnto. Alter an hour's ride wo pass in fair view of Salt Lake, and keep in sight fur a number of miles. Night, however, closes in upon us and we must close our observations for tho day. J.J. CiLOSSTinLN'NKR. Rest Place for a Horse. "Gossip per, in the Rural V, oiid says : Winter or summer, except in stormy times" there is 110 place so comfortable for colts or tired work horses as a good pasture lot. To tio up a tired horse at night in a narrow cell, with a plank floor to staud on, is a species of cruelty that civilization ought to be nib alli ed of. If tho poor animal must bo conGued like a convict iu a dungeon, for pity's sake let hint have his head, and give him at least twelve feet .square, with ,a soft dry floor to stand or lie on. In tho large cities land is worth more in money than horses ; but on the larm there is no excuse for nuy such wicked economy. Ask the horso whut ho wants and lie will tell you that a place where he can walk arouud, lie down and stretch his tired limbs and roll-over from one side to the other, ives htm more case aud comfort, after a day of hard work, than the most co.-tly plank stall, with ull the accompaniments of curry-comb, stiff bristled bruthes, rubber cloths and dexterous hostlers that can be produced. . JonN Wesley, the founder of Metho dism, whenine one day riding through the couutry, was saluted bya fellow who was lying iu a c-itch. "Hollow ! Tather Wesley, I'm glad to see you. How do you do : '"I don't know you," said Mr. W., rcgn- ing up his horso. "Who are you ?" 'Don't know me ? Why sir you aro the very man than converted me." "I reeon I am," sai l Mr. W., putting tho spurs to his horse ; "at least, one thing ldent The Lord had nothing to do with it." A Wonderful Potato. Mark Twain has been visiting Rcecher's farm, Grccly's farm, aud the faim of. many of our city farmers so that he has fallen completely in love with tho business, nnd especially with that part cf it which raises the wonderful seedlings. He starts his ''agricultural" lino by the announcement of 0 new potato, lie thus tells its origin I obtained it by crossing tho yam of the trop ics with tho Canada thistle ; aud by care fully selecting and culivating tho best spec imens for several seasons, I bavo secured n product that pcrmantly combines the earli- nessoftho former with tho enduranco of tho latter; in cthr.r words, my new potato is a rate combination of speed and bottom, and it will do to bet on. I have christened it the "Early Stunner" a nnmo suggested by its extraordinary qualities and pcrfor- niauces. ing bad Mr. Twain, however, not hav- much experience in farming thought it best to placo tho thing in the hands of sonic reliable men in whom the public had confidence, nnd published heaps of testimonials. We give a specimen from Mr. John Smith, a respectable butcher, whose reputation for vaiacity is so well known. He says : "I did perfectly satis fied with the ''Early Stunner." Tho pound I purchased of you will do. In fact, it has already done me, so that I shall not want to buy any more. The day after I planted them my swine made a raid on the patch, nnd I supposed I had lost my crop. lou may imagine my disappointment when I saw the former hog after greedily open ing the first hill suddenly drop the slice ol ''Stunner" which he found there, with an expression of disgust aud mci tifieat;ou, ''wi.lk off ou his car," a sa.lder and wiser bog, followed by the remainder of the drove. My hogs usually rango my potato crop, nnd a hog proof potato has been my Inpe. I hail the ' Stunner" with enthusi asm as being just U13 thing for poorly fenced fields." Dr. Jones, the celebrated physi cian, also gives the following testimony : 'Having no land of my own, I planted a pound of "Eearly Stunners" in the ma cadamized rosd, opposito my- residence Oue of nij neighbors recouimcndel appli cation of plaster, as be thought tho road had"bccn 'Summer foltered" to raise crops without a stimulant; and as this was my first experience iu agriculture, I acted ou his suggestion and applied one of Aleoek' Porous Plasters to each hill. Tho result was ainiiziug. On the i'u;:t of July 1 bad 100 bushels of buck-eyes ; July fourth, a pair of bhick eyes; July fifth, delirium tre mens ; July sixth, twius ; July seventh, bad to dig my potatoes or give bonds to keep the peace. Accordingly I hired a couble of Irishmen, sunk a shaft in my front yard, tunneled under the road, and struck a mag nificent vein of potatoes. I shall never know how many bushels there were, for a rumor got abroad that I had opened a po tato mine, mid that night there wr.s an ir ruption of predatory Fenians. Refore the potato had disappeared, I was mined""' The Farmer's' Security. The high prizes of life are not offered to tho farmer not one iu a thousand acquires a princely fortune by tho cultivation of tho soil. This is so well understood by tho shrewd men who '"will be rich," that almost every mau of them all avoids farming, as by instinct. Rut there is an other side to this subject, which is full of interest and instruction. Almost every farmer who has average health nnd industry, acquires a competence nnd independence. Four out offivoof all tho families to which tho Ohio Farmer is welcomed, will furnish proof of tho asser tion, that men, beginning with nothiug but vigorous industry and an unsullied name, have, within the last twenty years, risen to the posession of comfort and abundance. Tho cxeeptions to this remark are few, aud cm bo readily accounted fur on tho most obvious pronciples. Now set down against this fact, that other fact, which the obser vations, of tho last fifty years havo develo ped, namely, that nine out of every ten of all who cngago in trado fail iu business,and fur mors have abundant reasons to felicitate themselves on thcr position and its bles sings. AVhero the farmer exercises care and prudence, and does not go out of his busi ness to make money, he is quite beyond the reach of bankruptcy, We have taken some pains to learn the actual condition of the farming interests in the region of our calculation, aud it is our belief that nearly every serious caso of eni- barisment has arist-D from oue, or both of the two following causts: Farmers have purchased faster than necessity required, or prudenei permitted j or they bavo gone beyond their fcusitfess to engage in specu lation, more or loss remote from 'their work as farmers; when they have beootne com mercial men, they have incurred the risk ol commcrse, nnd these risks should not be set down to the recount of agriculture; for whero farmer? have kept aloof from theso, they hnva avoided thuso entanglements which have been the ' lions's net" to 0 many men. Wo invite the attention of our young men to these facts. They aro worthy of tho most thoughtful reilection. Other pro fessions arc always crowled to-overfllowing; very few succeed in them. The present commercial derangement is scattering tho ficticious fabrics built on hollow credit, while the farming interest passes comparatively unscratched Ohio Farmer, From the Hartford Times. Adroit Pocket-Picking. A queer case was that of a physician of this city,. Dr. , who, on going to the opera with a friend, was cautioned at tho ticket-office., to lookout -for pickpockets. Ilo clapped his hand to his watch, a valua ble gold ono, engraved with his name, and tto name of the srs'ety or friind who gave if to him. It was therb, all right; and ho made 6ure cf keeping it there, by keeping his hand on it all through the performance of the opera. Oa coining out, what was his astonishment to find his watch gone! It had been taken, in spite "of his watchful, " ucss. Rcflctiiig that a watch so engraved could not well be disposed ot easily even in New York, he advertised his loss in the next morning's papers, and added that a reward (we believe SlOOj would be paid for its recovery, and "no questions asked-" Re fore noon tho bell rang, and a very elegantly-dressed man, in appearance a perfect gentleman, inquirol for the advertiser of a lost watch. "Have you got it ?" asked the Doctor, quietly. "I have," coolly replied the stranger ; here it is. I claim the reward. "Hero is the money," said "the doctor; "aud now I want to ask " "(.), but you said there would be 'no questions asked,' answered tho moustache. "True," said the Doctor, "bnt I only want to know how under heavcu you cot that watch when I kept my hand on it all tho time '(" "Aro ycu sure that you kept your hand Over it all the time V "Yes positive." "Now, let me refresh your memory. Don't you remember, at ouo interesting stage of tho performance, thcro was a fly lit on your car, and you raised your hand to brush it off." "Yes, it's a fact, said the Doctor, "I do remember that." "Well, sir," said the elegant stranger, "that was the time you lost your watch. I tickelcd tho top of your car with a straw, and you brushed off tho supposed fly, aud didn't notice, when your hand went back, that your watch was no longer there. Good A loving couple that lived in a neighbor hood called Coperos precinct, Peoria coun ty, were very nnxous to get married, but they could not find a minister who had a been licenscy", nor a Justice, of the Peace who had bet-n commissioned to marry peo ple. Tbey finally met with a Justiee who coucluded to set them agoing, and gave them tho following certificate ; "To the world, greeting Know yo that John. Smyth and Peggy My res aro hereby certi fied to go together and do as old folks does anywhere in Copcras precinct, and when my commission come I am to marry 'era good, ecd date 'eru back to kiver acci dents," A Traveler, who demanded his tiuuk at tho Raltimoro depot before all others, and was told by the Irish baggage-master that ho must wait his turn, turned upon the bag' gage master with, "You're an impadent dog 1" To which he of the trunks replied: 'An' faith your a monkey, and it's a great pity that, when we two were made bastes, ye wasn't made an illiphant, so that ye eodlc? have yer blasted trunk under yer nose all the time." Cut-Worm The lhactkal Parmer. recomends the application of refuse sale, broadcast, at tho rate of six to eight bush to the acre, as a remedy for eut-worms anj other worms. Salt seems particularly ob noxious to every form of insect life, and spread broadcast on a fresh'y-ploweel sui face often has a powerful cfloet.
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