I)c tub, New Bloomficft, -)a. rhlladelphla Advertisements. Philadelphia Adyertlsements. rhlladelphla Adyertlsements. HUMOROUS Urn Person can take thcae Blltr nccord ti to direction und remnin lmijr tinwll, provided Acir bone are not destroyed by mineral poison or other means, and the vital organs wasted beyond tlia point of repair. DypeTlft or inalffefitlntii, Headache, Palo. In the Shoulders. Coughs, 'i'iRhtues of tht Chest, L)in ciness, Sour Eructation of the Stomach, Bad Taste in the Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpitation of the Heart, Inflammation of the Lunps, Pain in ilie regions of the Kidneys, mid a hundred oilier painful symptoms, are the offsprings of Dyspepsia. In these complaints it has no equal, and one bottle will prove a tetter guar antee of its merits than a Irnccthy Advertisement. For Female Complaints, in vowih or old, married or single, nt the dawn of womanhood, or th turn of life, these Tonic Hitters display so decided an influence that a marked improvement is soou percep tible. For Inflammatory and Chronic linen matism aud Gout, Bilious, Remittent and Inter mittent Fevers, Diseases of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys and Bladder, these Bitters have no equal. Such Dis eases are caused by Vitiated Blood, which is generally produced by derangement of the Digestive Organs. They nrs n tientlo Purgative as well as a Tonic, possessing also the peculiar merit of acting as a powerful accent in relieving Congestion or Inflam mation of the Liver and Visceral Organs, and in Bilious Diseases. For Skin Diseases, Em n( ions, Tetter, Salt Rheum, Blotches, Spots, Pimples, Pustules, Boils, Car buncles, Ring-worms, Scald-Head, Sore Eyes, Ery sipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Discoloration of the Skin, Humors and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature, ire literally dug up and carried out of the system ia a short time by the use of these Bitters Ornteful Thousands proclaim Vinkgar Bit ters the most wonderful Invigorant that ever suttaiued the sinking system. f WALKER, Prop'r. B. H. McDONAttD CO., Druggists and Gen. Agts., San Francisco, Cat., and cor. of Washington and Charlton Sts New York SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS. LOOK OUT! I would respectively Inform my friends tliat I In tend culling upon them with a Bupply of goods of my OWN MANUFACTURE. Consisting of CASSIMBES. CASSINETS. FLANNELS, (Plain and bar'd) CAUPKTS, Ato., to exchange for wool or sell for cash. J. M. BIXLER. CentubWooi-en Factokt. 6,17,4m, y KOHTAllLli GRAPE VINES, (30 Varieties.) teach, APn.E, pear, 'fruit trees, &&, Grecu IIoiimo Htocvlt, &., FOR THE SPRINO OF 1872. A larRe variety of choice and Perfect lv Reliable stock oliered at fair prices. Needs and plants, by mail. Circulars mailed, pren.Od as follows: No. 1. Veuetalile riants and Seeds, Flower Seeds. He. No. 2. Green Houe. fledd'n;! and Flowering l'lants, Oi nainental Tnvs. Klmihs, Knxcs, &c. No. 3. Grape Vines. I'rnlt Trees, Small Fruits, '&C&C. GEO. F. M(.FA1(I.AN1, Riverside Nurseries, 6 IStf Hartishui g. Pa. $100 Reward for a case of Neuralgia or Rheumatism of any form whatever, (considered curable) that lilt. FITLEIt'H VEGETABLE RHEUMATIC 8VKUP will not cure-warranled iininjurlous, and a physician' prescription used Inwardly. loom REWARD offered to the Proprietors of any Medicine for itheumutisin and Neuralgia able to produce one-fourth as many genuine living cures made within the same length of time as Dr. Filler's Vegetable Itheumatlc Remedy. la-nOHKWAltU oliered to any Person proving Jim. P. Htler. M. D.. to be otlier than a graduate of the celebrated University of Pennsylvania lu 1RIB. and Professor of Clujiiifstry treating Rheu matism specially for S9 years. Slum REWARD to any Chemist. Physician, or others able to discover Iodide of Potassa, Colchl vum. Mercury, or anything Injurious to the system In Dr. Filler's Rheumatic Hvrup. IW.soo Certltlciifes or testimonials of cure, In cluding Rev. C. H. Ewlng, Media, Pennsylvania! IMV .1, .Willi IU.tfl.4 rtf Ml'l.ttwILIII phla: tiie wife of jtev. J. B. Davis, llluhtstown, New Jersey I Rev. Thomas Murphy, Fiuiikford, Philadelphia: Doctor Jeunlnxs and Doctor Wal ton. Philaileliihia: Hon. J. V. Clcelev. niemliernr ('ongress from Philadelphia; Hon. Judge l,ee, ('amden. New Jersey j ex Heuator Stewart, of Bal tlmorei ex-Governor Powell, of Kentucky, aud thousands o( others, If Siaee eriiiitted. vx nr.w Aitu for me name or any warranted preparation for Rheumatism aud Neuralgia sold under a similar legal guarantee, setting forth the I exaet number of Ixitiles to euro or return the amount paid for Hie same to the patient, In caseof failure to euro. A full description of cases re quiring guarantees must be forwarded by letter to Philadelphia. The guarantee, signed aud slating the Humility to cure, will be returned by mail, with advice and instructions, without any cnarg i. -Address all letters to D)t. Fl II, Kit. No. 46 IHoiith Fourth HI reel. Philadelphia. . Nootlier Rem edy Is offered on such terms. let a circular on tho various forms of Rheumatism, also Blank ap- I Plications for guarantee, gratis oi tue special Agent. J"ir. p. m. nwetsBi, uruggist, new HlouuineUl, Pa., H )le Agent for this county. 8 3 ly ABFT.,FIXIITV A BSOnTMENm DRY-GOOD ri Iiy.GOODIO Suited to the Season, Are Now Offered for Bala by ' HOIITIMEB, New Bloomfleld. Iff W John ShafTner, Jr. E. 8. Zleglor. Theo. Rume SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & "cO.j '' Successors to:'. . ' , SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO., Importers and Dealers In " Hosiery, Stoves, llthbonM, . , , . - ps''v - Suspender, THREADS, G'OMJiS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS . AND FANCY; GOODS,? No. 36, North Fourt Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Lancaater Combs, BARCROET & CO., liii(iortcn and Jobbers ' s Of Staple and Fancy , ' ' - - . DllY - GOODS, Cloths, Cassimeres, ' ' s ' Blankets, LincDs, White Goods, Hosiery, &o., Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET, . s (Above Fourth, North Side,) , .' . Philadelphia. KAY1SII,Ij & CO., 1 'v Wholesale Dealers In Carpets, Oil Cloths, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, . And a fine assortment of Wood and Willow Ware, No. 420 Market street, above 4th, Philadelphia, Fa. January 1, 18(9. A. B.Cunningham. J. II. Lewars. J.S.Glelm. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., Vholksaii Deaxbrs IS . Tobacco, Sega NO. 4, NOItTII FIFTH. STREET, 1IIII.AII.M,1IIA. 3S310 ISAAC V. KANCK & CO., , CommlHMloii Merehauts, Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Pickled and Salt . , IP I H II ,. No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. ' WM. H. KENNEDY, i.e. . , . ...... WITH 0. W. Hickman. Geo' Wain. A. L. Whlteman. Hickman, Wain & Whlteman, DBALIKI lit Tobacco, Segars, fcc, No. 222 MARKET STREET, PIIILADELPniA, PA. A full 8tck of the Celebrated Monitob Na vt, always on baud. 4 32 tt 10 LL0ID, SUPPLEE, & WALTON, WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE, No. 625 Market Street, Philadelphia. H. IS. TAYLOR, WITH WAINWRIQHT fit CO. ' WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?, Philadelphia Pa BAVH) J. HOAR & C0. Successors to HOAB, MoOONKF.Y h CO., WHOIIBAL1 BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, 638 Market Bt. and 814 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Penn'a. WHOLESALE GROCERS January 1, 1869 John Lucas & Co., Sole ana ' MANUFACTURERS ( 0 THB IMPERIAL TRENCH, PURE SWISS GREEN, . .... Also, Pure ' . .., . . j Whlto Ieal and Color MANUFA CTURERS, ' Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St., ' ; . Philadelphia. WRIGHT & SIDDALL, Wholesale Druggists, . AND DKALEBB IN " ''",. " s . ''. ','.. r Patent 3Ietliciiies 110 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT, 1 ". ' rhlladelphla, Pa. A. TPVULi STOCK OF EVERYTHING CONNECTED WITH THE BUBINESS, OF THE BEST QUALITY, AND AT VERY LOW MUCES. A Good location for business, enables us to offer Inducements to buyers, aud makes It worth their while to give us a trial. 38tf D AVID D. ELDER & CO., Successors to . MILLER ELDER,' ! Booksellers and Stationers, BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS, . And Dealers in . WINDOW CURTAINS 1 ' AND WALL PATER, No. 430 Market Street, 81 - PHILADELPHIA, PA. SOWER, POTTS & CO., Bookseller &. Stationers, And Dealers to - 1 C UR TAIN ' ' WALLPAPERS, Nos. 630 Market and 523 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA B. Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and Brooks' Arithmetics. Also. Robert's History of the United States, Feltou's Outline Maps, tie. BLANK BOOKS Always on band, and made to Order. Sit A. L. Kaub - r j. e. Fbbtmihb. KAUB & I liYM Ilti:, Importihs and Jobbbrs o i-e : -, i -i . r ' . ' - i. i l ' O li i ii in, , O 1 a, s ; : , - . . , ' AND . ' QUEENSWA11E, .- - ' r - - 801 and 803, Cherry St., between Arch A Race, .; . PHILADELPHIA. ' " '. CT"OonsUntly on hand, Original Assorted Package ' "w !J'1 ' ' ', 'IkO.lylO PATTERSON & NEWLIN, "'i'l t . ( .A f.-;iJt Wholesale ' Oroeers, .;, j, NO. 120 A ECU BTBEETvinj'.j.. 1 II I Ii A I K Ii ! II I A . 17. MORTIMER' O ? OR BARGAIN Ilia Stock will be found the most complete in the county, and consists of D BY GOODS CLOTHINtt lltOt'KI'.IF.H UQIIOK UNDtNOH OoADLEItSHAKDWARK , , orjritJL.ow wark e VYTTTALIj PAl'IU "DHUSHEs all styles ' JDpOO'1'8 it, WJIOKH AttaTH ft CAPS Httti i it E-tJ OOI )S W JjOXIONS Ac. MIj CLOTH UxTAlLH HI'IKKfs ilipuCiK TOOLS C Hi nilVTu i,l l.d i p AlHlK'8 Ahl'ICK i AtTltON te 8TEKL , ' AfiAKRIAGE HARDWARE VjgN VELOl'iit. A PAl'JCH QOOD8 OF. EVERY STYLE CHEAP FOR CASH, ALL AND SEE. IADIE8 AND CHILDREN will find a j splendid assortment of thoee at the one price store of r. Mortimer. DAVY & HUNT, Great Western Carriage and . Harness , 1311,1313,1315 & 1317 MARKET ST. PHILADELPHIA, PA. FnllliiR and SlilftliiK top Bungles from ISO to $200. (ierniuntnwn (HhiflniK tieata) from J7uto160. Rockaways (l.calhcr Tilniiiied) from $M(i toJlCO. Deai lxiriis, No Top ltuguics, Jagtter and Rusl ness Waenns from soli to Sl'26. Mingle flatness from flAto 975 per set. ' : Double llui ness from $j5 to tub per set. Blankets, AVhlps, Halters, Hheets, Afghansand everythliig niipertaliilnic to the business at equal ly low prices. Our motto Is 'Cheaper than the Cheapest." Ulveusacall before purchasing else where. 33 om JJ. TOUT UKALK, WITH BARNES, BRO. & HERRON, Wholesale Dealers in IIjltH, 0l, XltfH, AND STItAW-GOODS, No. 503 MARKET STREET, SlOly PHILADELPHIA. C. E. JORDAN. J. FOX JORDAN, FOX & CO., Wholesale Dealers In lints, Cnpn, Furs, AND STRAW GOODS, NO. 3.1, NORTH THIRD STREET, (Between Market and Arch Streets,) 6.18.el PHILADELPHIA. W. F. liOIII.I.lt, JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Furs, Strnw - Groods 153 NORTH THIRD STREET, 8 91yl0 PHILADELPHIA. Blatchley's Cucumber Wood Pumps. TRADE gPjj MARK. Patented. BLATCni.ET'8 Cucumber Wood Pumps, 3 Tasteless, Durable, Efllclent, aud CHEAP. I Are already wliluly known and de servedly popular. RECENT IMPORTANT IMPROVEMENTS, recommend these Pumps still more strongly to the favor of the nubile and the trade. Dealers sup plied with full descriptive Catalogues, Price Llst jkc, upon application . TINGLEY'S PATENT HORIZONTAL : ICE CIIIL1M FRKKZF.1C, SAVES ICE, SAVES TIME, SAVES LABOR, And produces the finest quality of Cream known to the Art. Bend for aDescrlptiveCatulogue. 4 F. Moktimer, New Bloomfleld, Pa., is Agent for these Pumps. CHAS. Q. BLATOHT.EY, Manf'r, 6Uti Commerce Htreet, 6 13tf Philadelphia, Pa. ORGANS I ORGANS I ORGANS I For the Parlor, Sunday School and Church. 8 Octaves : 2 sets of Heeds throughout ; 6 stops. Only $126. The best Organ in the world for the world for the money. We can supply Orleans run King in price from K'iA to tiUOU, and oiler the most liberal inducements to the trade. Teachers, Clergymen, and others, who will act as agents for the sale of our instruments. The " Parlor Gem" lMano, 7 Octaves, full Iron frame, overstrung scale, round corners, carved legs; the finest low-priced Piano manufactured. Fully warranted. Violin fit (rings. We Import direct from Italy, Germany and France, the very choicest strings that are made, and can Biipport the trade It lowest market prices. Sample set of choice Vlv lin or Guitar Htrluus mail ed free fur II. hand Id itruments, Kheel Music, Muslu Books, and Musical Merchandise of every description. WM. A. POND CO., 547 BROADWAY, NEW YORK, Branch Store, 80 Union Square. 3ra JN8URE IN THB LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY CP ' NEW YORK. T. B. Winstok, President. The oldest and strongest Company in the United States. Assets over Mo,U)0,000 in caah. 8. HL. SHULER. Agent. Liverpool, Pa. 6 44 13t. Daily Express and Freight Line 131.TWEEN BLOOMFIELD& NEWPORT! SpifEsubscrlberwIshes to notify the eltlzensof L lllooinfleld and Newport that be ia running a ally Line between these two places, and will haul Freight of any kind, or rrompUydeliverpacaaget or messages entrusted V his care. -Oidersmuy rsleli for hint at the stores of F. Mortimer & Co., New lllooiulield, or Mliligan Muster, Newport, Pa. J. 8. WHITMORH. Bloomfleld, January 26, 1670. TOTt 137 A correspondent ot a London paper sends the following : There lives near by here one of those nondescript characters commonly called old mnids, Hannah Qrls wold by name. Hannah is not the most brilliant female that has ever stepped upon earth to make the heart of man rejoice, but still she has a destiny to fill, no doubt. This good maiden's ambition has always been to marry, but the fates have been ad verse, and she has been obliged to play her littlo game thus far all alone. One of her neighbors,, who knows full well Hannah's ambition, told her, if she could look away over to Farmer Sheldon's barn, some three miles off, and see a hen's egg on the gable end of it, site would be married in Bixty days. Taking a commanding position Hannah commenced her gaze of love. After a long and earnest look she was asked " if she could discover the egg ?" " Well," snid Hannah, "lean just make out the outlines of tho egg, but I can't see the barn." ( EST In Texas the pthcr day a doctor rodo fifty miles to attend a patient. After ho had cured the patient he presented a bill for $50, and proceeded to complete his. preparations for the journey back to the post, thinking no more about the matter. As he was about to mount, the patient's husband put in an appearance, with bis trusty rifle in his hand. "Doctor," said he, " I reckon we'd better settle this here matter now," and talcing him aside. " You wa'nt ogoin off without a settle ment, was you ? I don't want to owe no man nothin'. Here is a ten, which I reck on is about tho squar' thing. Now, if you ain't satisfied jest get yer weapon and come round behind the hill thar, so's the old wo man won't be riled up, and we'll settle it. I don't want no man to go 'way from my house dissatisfied, 'specially you, doc." IW A German peddler is the innocent author of a problem of which we beg the solution,: He was asked if it was not heavy work carrying a big pack around day after day. "Oh yos," he replied, "itvas hea vy." "Well," said the querist, "do you make much ?" " Veil, I dunno; some days I make nothing and odor days twice so much." , i . . t3ff" mule in Memphis is supposed to have a propensity for practical jokes. Be ing attached to a street car, he became perfectly immovable. . All the men in tho car got out and were pushing it with all their might, when Mr. Mule suddenly dash ed off tit full speed, leaving them all sprawling in the mud. 1 tST There is a railroad down South which runs one train a day, drawn by a lo comotive of about one coffee-pot power. The conductor is so polite, that if a lady shouts out : " Mr. Conductor, I should like a drink of water," he immediately jumps off, blocks the train with a stick, and at tends the lady. . . tWA. flre-euting Irishman challenged a bairittar, who gvatiiied him by an accep tance. The duellist being very lame, re quested that ho might have a prop. " Sup-, pose," said he, " I lean against this mile stone?" "With pleasure," replied the lawyer, " on condition that I may lean against the next." The joke settled the quarrel. t3TWhyurewe led to infer that David and Joshua were intemperate? Because David, when he went out to meet Goliah on the field of honor, " took a sling," and Joshua previous to his attack on the walls of Jericho, "took a horn" and gave a ; " regular blow out.". i . i ' . ' . : . t tlTAt a revival among the population in North Carolina, the preacher, who had been addressing his flock an hour or two, ooncluded by saying: "I does not preach for de money but for de good ob de soul, but if yer got any ole clothes I'll take dat." t7The La Crosse Democrat says that at Houseton, Minn., the other day, Dan Fa. gan was married to Kate Beersheba. 1 The Houseton Journal thinks it isn't as far. from Dan to Beersheba as it was in old times. ; ' 1ST A traveler relating some of his ad ventures, told the company that he aud bis servants made fifty Arabs run. "How!" exolaimed they in surprise. "Why," re plied he, "we run and they ran after us," tW A Plumber had an Irish lad in his employ, and one day, having occasion for a piece of zinc, ordered him to get one twelve inches square. "Yes, sir," said Pat, "twelve inches square, but how long?" tW" Didn't you guarantee, sir, that the borse wouldn't shy before the fire of an enemy?" "No more he won't ,'Tisn't till after the fire that he shies." ' HT"Dld you pull my nose in earnest, sir?" "Certainly I did, sir" " It's well you did, sir, for I don't allow anybody to joke with me in that manner." ' . . n EVA young man ' generally gives a lock of his bair to his sweetheart before he marries. After marriage she generally, helps herself. A.
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