lie imc0, Mvo BloomficlV $)a. Fhiladelphla Advertisements. Philadelphia Advertisements. Philadelphia Advertisements. HUMOROUS mm Vlntgnr IlUfv ore imt ,1 rile Fancy Drink, mad of Poor KiinvtVlmkc), mxf S;nii nn'd Refus Liquor, doctored, finical,, und Mveeicncd to pleae the tnstc, called '''l'inic," " .peitreri," "Restorers,' &c, tint lend the ti;jloro:i to drunkenness und ruin, but flrt a- true Meri.tfme, tfiiwU) from the unlive roots and herbs of 'a!iiWni.i:lVi$ Inim all AlcubnJic Stimulants. ' They arc theGrent ll. nm Purifier and a Life-giving. I'nnc'pic, a; Perfect Kuix-v.itn.r and Inrigrtratnr of ilia - Systenv. curving niT all iwivmmm matter and rationing the blood ton lte;ilthv cnnd.tion, rnrichiiijr it, refreshing nd mriqornliiiR btli mind ; rmllxidy. Tliey are eajyi . of dininitration, prompt in their action, cert.iiu in their results, ite and relinhle in all frm of disease. No Peraon euii tnko tlikau, Illtivra accord ing to direclionis and remain long unwell, provided ihetr bones ar tun demmved bv mint I poiwit or other means, and flic vital orau waxicd beyond tlx point of repair. . DyajtcpNlii or XiiUir4ltm.. ()ondclte. Pain in the ShoultU ra, Oiiijlt, TighmeKi of the Client, tiuess, Sour KmctaiiiMtn of the Stomach, H.id Taste in the Month, Hilion Amek, Palpitation , of the . Heart, Inflammation of ilm I. mm, Pain in the regions of .the Kidneys, and a hundred other painful symptoms are the ollVpririf r f L)y.penia. In these complaints it lias no equal, and one bottle will prove a belter guar - ' antee of it merits linn a lengthy advertisement. , Pot Feinalo CouiplnliitJi, m young or old, married or single, at the dawn of womanhood, or the turn of life, these Tonic Hitter display no decided an influence that a marked improvement ia soon percep tible. for TtkfliinimMnry mid Chronic Ritctt mntlatit and Gout, Dyspepai.i or Indigestion, Diliom, Remittent nml Intermittent I'cverfe, fjiae.-ncs of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys and Uhdder, these Hitters have been nmt iicci!Rfnl. Such Diseases tire caused by Vitiated I'dood, wlvch Ik generally produced by derange ment of (he Digestive Organs, Thoy lire a(4ittlo Purntlvc nn well n a Tonic possessing alsrt tho peculiir merit of acting as a powerful agent in relieving (. ongestinn or Inflam mation of lh6 Liver and ViscenI Organs, and in liilious. Diseases. For Skin DUenaca, Eruptions, Tetter, Salt Rheum, lilotches, Spot, Pimples, Pustules, ltoils, Car buncles, King-worni, Scald-Head, Sore Kyes, Ery sipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Iiscolorationa of the Skin, Humors and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature, are literally dug up and carried out of the system in a hurt time by the use of these Hitters. One bottle in bucIi case will convince the must incredulous of their curative effects. CIcniiuu tlio Vitiated Blood whenever you fnd its impurities bursting through the skin in Pimples, Lrupiions, or Sores; cleanse it when you find it ob structed and sluggish in the veins ; cleanse it when it is fuuJ ; your feelings will tell you when. Keep the blood pure, and the beahh of the system will follow. Grateful thoiiannd proclaim Vinboar Bit- tbrs the most wonderful Invigorant that ever sustained the sinking system. PI ii Tape, and other Worms, lurking In the system of no many thousauds, are effectually de- atroyed and removed. Says a distinguished physiol ogist: There U scarcely an individual upon the face of the earth whose body is exempt from the presence of worms. It is not upon the healthy elements of the body that worm exist, but upon the diseased hum or und slimy deposits that breed these living monsters of disease. No system of Medicine, no vermifuges, no anthelmin it ics, will free the system from worms like these Bit tcrs. Mechanical Dleenee. Persona engaged in - Points and Minerals, such as Plumbers, Type-setters. Gold-beaters, and Miners, as they advance in life, will be subject to paralysis of the Bowels. To guard against this take a dose of Walkkr's Vinhgar Bitters once or twice a week, a a Preventive. UlUone, Remittent, and Intermittent' Fevers, which are so. prevalent in the valleys of our great rivers throughout the United States, especially those of the Mississippi, Ohio, Minsouri, Illinois, Ten nessee, Cumberland, Arkansas, Red, Colorado, Hraios, . Rio Grande, Pearl, Alabama, Mobile, Savannah, Roan oke, James, and many others, with their vast tributa ries, throughout our entire country during the Summer and Autumn, and remarkably so during seasons of unusual heat and dryness, are invariably accompanied by extensive derangements of the stomach and liver, and . oilier abdominal viscera. There are always mors or less obstructions of the liver, a weakness and irritable state of the stomach, and great torpor of the bowels, being clogged up with vitiated accumulations. In their treat ment, a purgative, exerting a powerful influence upon these various organs, is essentially necessary. , There is no cathartic for the purpose equal to Da. J. Walksk's Vinegar Hitters, as they will speedily remove the dark-colored viscid mntter with which the bowels are . loaded, at the same time stimulating the secretions of the liver, and generally restoring the healthy functions of the digestive organs. ' Scrofula, or King's Evil, White Swellings, Ulcers, Erysipelas, Swelled Neck, Goiter, Scrofulous Inflammations, Indolent In (laminations. Mercurial Af fections, Old Sores, Krupiious of the Skin, Sore Eyes, etc., etc. In these, as in all other constitutional dis eases, Walker's V in soar Hitters have shown their great curative owers in the most obstinate and intract able cases. r Dr. Walker's Call fornla Vinegar Hitters) act on all these cases tu a similar manner. Hy purifying the Blood they remove the ctuse, and by resolving away the effects of the inflammation (the tubercular deposits) the a (Tec ted parts receive JieaUh, and a pcrmaueut cure is effected. The properties of Dr. Walker's Vinegar Hitters are Aperient, Diaphoretic and Carminative, Nutritious, Laxative, Diuretic, Sedative, Counter-Irritant. Sudorific Alterative, and Anti-Bilious. . The Aperient and mild Laxative propertTee of Dn. Walker's Vihkqar Bitters are the best safe- gnsrd in all cases of eruptions and malignant fevers, their balsamic, healina. and soothing properties protect the humors of the fauces' Their Sedative properties allay pain in the nervous system, stomach, and bowels, either from In nam mat ion, wind, colic, cramps, etc Their Counter-Irritant influence extends throughout the system. Their Diuretic properties set on the Kid neys, correcting and regulating the flow of urine. Their Anti-Bilious properties stimulate the liver, in the secre tion ef bile, and its discharges through the biliary ducts, and are superior to all remedial agents, for the cure pj Bilious Fever, Fever and Ague, etc. Fortify the body against din ease by puri fying all its fluids with Vinrgar Hitters. No eni demic can take hold of a system thus forearmed. The liver, the stomach, the bo el, the kidneys, and the nerves are rendered disease-proof by this great invig orant. Directions. Take of the Hitters on going to bed at night from a half to one and one-half wiue-giassfulL Eat good nourishing food, such as bef steak, mutton chop, venison, roast beef, and vegetables, and take out-door exercise. They are comoied of purely veget able ingredients, and contain no spirit. J. WALKER, Prop'r. 11.11. McDON AID at GOy iDruggists and Gen. Agts., San Francisco, Cal., and cor. of Washington and Charlton bts.t New York SOLD BY ALL DRUGGIST AND DEALERS. y BGUTABLE plants -vivr hi:i:dh! GRAPE VINES, (80 Varieties.) , PEACH, APPLE, TEAR, FRUIT TREES, &0., ' GreenllouNoStoclc, &o., FOR TlUt SPRING OF 1872. A large variety of choice and Perfectly Reliable stork ollered fair prices. Seeds and plants, by mall. I'irrnlnrn mftlled. nrenald as follows; - nt. l. vexewuio j-mnu aim eeeus, riowor Kenis. sic. No. i. flreen 'House',' BeddlnK and Flowerinn PlantM, Ornamental Trees, Shrubs, Roses, o. No. 3. Grape Vines. Fruit Trees, Hmall Fruits, &0., QtO. vmcAJ. r. miTAniiAnu, Riverside Nurseries, ' f 18tf UarrUbuig, Pa. mnr Aients wanted to sell the beautiful Photo. UUUU xrapli Mitrrluge certltlcates and I'boto Kraph family Hewnds. Fortrms seud stamp to tuiueu & uui I'uuusners, xuik, in. i m c a l.T. KINFIB OF JOB PRINTINO iV Neatly executed at ths Bloomtleld Time Steam Job Omce. . A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lewara. J. B.Glelm. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., ' , WHOLISiXB DBILEBS IN Tobacco, Sogars, &c, NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH BTKEET, rillLADEXPlllA. 83810 PATTERSON & NEWLIN, Wholesale Grocers, v AND COMMISSION ME II OH ANTS No. 120 AKCH BTKEET, Philadelphia. W The sale of Eeks. Seeds. Grain and Wool a specialty. 31 mr I'lease sena lor a circular. . , ts WM. H. KENNEDY, WITH Geo. Wnln. G. W. Hickman. A. L. Whlteman. Hickman, "Wain & ,Whiteman, DEALERS IK Tobacco, Segars, &c., No. 222 MARKET BTREET, PIIIIiADEH'IIIA, PA. a- A full Stock of the Celebrated Monitor N a- vt, always on hand. 4 32 tf 10 BARCROFT & CO., luiporkia nud Jobbers Of Staple and Fancy DllY GOODS, Cloths, Cassimeres, Blankets, Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c., . Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET, (Above Fourth, North Side,) Philadelphia. CJItAY lil & CO., .Wholesale Dealers In , Carpets, Oil Cloths, ' ;. - ,v Shades, ; Brooms, ' 1 Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a fine assortment of Wood and Willow Ware, No. 420 Market street, above 4th, Philadelphia, Pa. January 1, 1889. John Shaffner, Jr. E. 8. Zlegler. - Theo. Rum e ' SHAFFNER, ZIEOLER & CO., : Successors to 8HAFFNEU, ZIEGLER & CO., Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, . ;'. Gloves, ', . Ribbons, Suspenders, T IIS E A D S, COMBS, 1 i' ' and every variety of ' TRIMMINGS AND , FANCY GOODS, No. 88, North Fourth Street, ' ' ' , ' " ' " PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Lancaster Combs, LLOYD, 8UPPLEE, & WALTON, WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE, No. 62S Market Street, Philadelphia, S. B. TA1LOK, WITH WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Btreetr, Philadelphia Pa II OAR, MoCONKEY 4 CO., Duccessors 10 WM. W. PAUL & CO., WBOLtSALI BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, 623 Market St. and 614 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Penn'a. , WHOLESALE GROCERS Janaary 1, 1869, WRICHT SIDDALL, Wholesale Druggists, ' ' AND DEALERS IN DPntoiit IMCeclioiiios 119 MARKET 8TKEET, NEAR FROT, Philadelphia, Pa. A.FULL STOCK, OF fiVERYTHINQ CONNECTED WITH THE BUSINESS, OF THE BEST QUALITY, AND AT VEItY LOW PRICES. A Good location for business, enables u to oiler Inducements to buyers, and makes It worth their while to give us a trial. ' . ' . " . , 8 8tl "TvAVID D. ELDER A CO., Successors to MILLER & ELDER, " Booksellers and Stationers, ' . . " '". '. i BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS,' And Dealers In .' . v window curtains AND WALL PAPER, no. tdu xuiirKuv oiieui, ' - 81 . - PHILADELPHIA, PA. John LUcas & . Sole ana TUB ONLY MANUFACTURERS or TUB IMPERIAL FRENCH AND PURE SWISS GREEN, . Also, Pure . White Lead and Color MANUFACTURERS, ' . . 'Mil.'. Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth 8t., Philadelphia. ; SOWER, POTTS & CO., j Booksellers & Stationers, And Dealers In URTAIN' : . AND , WALL-PAPERS, Nos. 530 Market and 623 Minor Streets, ; ' PHILADELPHIA,' PA. ml Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and Brooks' Arithmetics. AIho, Robert's History of the United States, Jfeltou's untune Maps, sc.. BLANK BOOKS Always on hand, and made to Order.1 81t A. L. Kacb J. K. Fbhyhikh. KAUll & FHYMIIIE, . IMPOKTIRS AMD JOBBSRS 01 , ' Oil i na , O-1 a s'a " . A N D . . i . 1 j i ' . . - QUEENS WARE, 801 and 803, Cherry St., between Arch & Race, PHILADELPHIA. TET Constantly on band, Original Assorted Packages. , lo. w. iy iu W. A. Atwoo. Isaac W. Bancs ATAV00D, RANCK & CO., Commission Merchants, AMD Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Pickled and Salt .. f rs ii , . No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. G to ; 17. MORTIMER' Q ?0R BARGAIN KJ. His Stock will bo found the most complete Dwt noons ni.o'i'iiiNU Vri IKK'KltlES Uqhok fin: ClIIUK FINDINGS Oci A DLERH H Alt DW A UK TCP I. LOW WAHK 0 V ' 1TTALL, l'Al'FH W TtUrPIIF.H all stvles JJDOOTH 811 OKH UtTATS dfc C'AJ'H AA -ITrIHTK-fiiOOJS W MOTION b die 41 OIL, CLOTH KTAII.H A HPTKKH AlTJllMiK TOOLS AO ii DAINTM. OILH r-DAIMINf d BI'ICK AbTKON A MTKKL . InAHHIAaK HAIIDWARE , , v-rjij 'i-;LOI'ISSJHAI'EU '. fh ' GOODS OF EVERY STYLE CHEAP FOR CASH, ALL AND SEE. , , . , . POUT DEA1I, N WITH BARNES, BRO. & HERRON, Wholesale Dealers In lints, Jnm9 Iurs, . , ; ' ... and ,. , straw-ooods, No. 803 MARKET BTREET, SlOly PHILADELPHIA. C. E. JORDAN. , J. FOX JORDAN, FOX & CO. Wholesale Dealers In lints, Caps, JJ'iirs, AND STRAW GOODS, NO.' 85, NORTH THIRD STREET,' (Between Market and Arch Streets,) 6.I8.0I. PHILADELPHIA. IV. F. KOllXEll, JOBBER IN' Ilats, Caps, Furs, AMD Straw -, Gr o o 1 s 153 NORTH THIRD BTREET, 8 91yl0 PHILADELPHIA. Blatchley's Cucumber Wood Pumps. MARK. Patented. . BLATCIIIjET'9 CuoumtGr .Wood Pumps,. Tasteless. Durable. Elllclent, and CHEAP I Are already widely known and de- servemy j)opuiar. RECENT IMPORTANT IMPROVEMENTS, recommend these Pumps stlll'more strongly to the favor of the public and the trade. Dealers sup. piled wilh full descriptive Catalogues, Price List- &c., uyuu appiiuuuuu. ( , , TIXGLEl'S PATENT HORIZONTAL ICE CHE tM I'ltliEZEIt, SAVES ICE, SAVES TIME, SAVES LABOR, And produces the finest quality of Cream known to the Art. send lor a Descriptive uaiaiogue. n F. JIoktimeh, New Bloomtleld, Pa., Is Agent for these Puiups. . CHAS. G. BLATCHLEY, ManfY, 606 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Pa. 513tf CARSON'S This Is not the lowest priced STELLAR but belnir much the best it is In Mia end hv fur tlin cheanettt. OIL. no noi mil io give u a tnai, auu you win uso uo oiner. ' THE alarmlnpf Increase In the number of fright ful accidents. resultliiK In terrible deaths and the destruction of valuable nronertv. caused by the indiscriminate use of oils, known under the name oi perroieum, pruiimis us iu can yuur npo clal attention to an article which will, wherever USED, remove the CAUSE of such accidents. we auuae to Carson's Stellar Oil FOB ILLUMINATING PURPOSES. The nronrtetor of this Oil has for several years felt the necessity of nrovldliiK for. and presenting to the publlo, as a substitute for the dangerous compounds which are sent broadcast over the oountry.an oil that Is SAFE and BRILLIANT, and entirely rename. Alter a long; series oi lauo- I. IIM DUV'VnVUCU 111 1.... ...nnn...!...! I n nrovldinu. and now oilers to tho public, such a substitute In "CAltfON'S STELLAR OIL." It should be used by every family, 1ST, Because It li safe beyond a question. ' The primary purpose In the preparation of STELLAR OIL has been to make it PERFECTLY SAFE, thus insuring the lives and property of those who use It. ZD, Because It is the most BRILLIANT liquid 11- umlnator now known. 8D, Because It Is more economical, in the long run, than any of the dangerous oils and fluids now in too common use. . 4TH, Because it is Intensely BRILLIANT, and therefore economical, giving the greatest possi ble light at the least expenditure to the consum er. Its present standard of SAFETY AND BRILLIANCY will always be maintained, for upon this the proprietor depends for sustaining the high reputation the STELLAR OIL now enjoys. To nrevent the adulteration of this with the ex plosive compoundu now Known under the name of kerosene, &&, ic. It Is put up for family use In Vive Gal on cans, each eau beina sealed, and stamoed with the trade-mark of the nroorletor i it cannot oe tampered wun oeiween me maninac- turer and consumer. None is genuine without the TUADK-MAKH.. STELLAR OIL Is sold only by weight, each oan containing live gallons of six and a half pounds each, thus securing to every purchaser full meas- uie. it is the duty and Interest ot all dealers and consumers of illuminating oil to use the STELLAR OIL only, because It atone Is known to be safe and rename. All orders should be addressed to J AIlIi: Ac CO., WHOLESALE A&ENTS, 136 South Front Street, 1 5 ly Philadelphia "TO BOOK AGENTS." MARK TWAIN'S NEW BOOK, "ROUGHING IT, la ready lor Canvassers. It Is a companion vol. ume to "Innocents Abroad," of which lo0,Ui0 copies have been sold. Don't waste time on books one wants, but take one people will stop you in the Meets to subscribe for. "There is a time to ImiL'h." and all who read this book will see clearly thai time has oome. Apply at once for territory or circulars. auui uus DUFFIELD ASHMEAD, Publisher, 711 Sana m Bli-eet, Fhllade pbla. TRADE i June t,i9rA The Verb " To Break." I begin to understand your language better,", said my French friend, Mr. Ar- oourt, tome; " but your verbs trouble me still, , you mix them so with your propo sitions." . i' , , , , ... " I am sorry you fiud them troublesome,'?,. was all I could say, i. . "I saw our friend Mrs. Janes just now," continued he. " She says she intends to break down housekeeping, ; Am I right there?". . . . , . , , , " Break up housekeeping, she must have said." . , . " 0, yes, I remember. Break vp house keeping." ... .1 " Why does she do that ?" I asked.' , ' " Because her health is so broken into." " Broken down, you should say." "Broken' down, 0, yes.' And indeed since the small-pox has broken tip in your city" ' : - : "Broken out." ' " , ; " She thinks she will leave it for a fe w Weeks.1" ' ' " Indeed 1 And will she close her house?" "No; she is afraid it will bo broken- brokon How do I say that?" ' "Broken fnto." " ' ' ' , "Certainly, it is what I meant to say." " Is her son to bo married soon ?" "No j that engagement is broken bro ken" - ' "Broken off." ' ' ' " Ah 1 1 had not heard that. She is very sorry about it. Her son only broke tho news clown to her last week. Am I right ? I am so anxious to speak the English well." Ho merely broke the news ; no propo sition this time." i : " It is hard to understand. That young man, her son, is a flue fellow; a breaker, I think." " A broker, and a very fine fellow. Good-day." . So much," thought I, "for the verb to break.'" C5?A minister going to dine after a ser mon with one oi his deacons came upon the little hired boy of his host digging at a woodchuck's hole. The parson, who was unknown to the boy, checked his rein and accosted him thus: 1 Well, my son, what are you doing: there?" 'Digging out a woodchuck, sir," said the boy. . ... " Why, but don't you know that this is- very wicked ? And besides you won't get him if you dig for him on Sunday." " Git 'im !" said the boy. " Thunder ! I've got to git 'im, tho minister's coming, to . our house for dinner, and we ain't got any meat." , .' . tSTA cruel joke was lately played upon an amateur florist of San Francisco. His next door neighbor buried a rat in ft flower pot, leaving the tail protruding from the earth and trained to a stick, and then pre sented it to him as a rare specimen of cac tus. The lover of flowers oarefully watch ed and watered his new acquisition for several days, but at last his wife pulled the .thing up by the roots, and he discontinued friendly relations with the joker. ' . . t3T"It is related of a certain minister, who was noted for his long sermons, with many divisions, that one day when he was advancing among the teens, . he reached at length a kind of resting place in . his dis course, when, pausing to take , breath, he asked the question: . "And, what shall I say moro?" A voice from the congregation earnestly responded, " Say amen 1" '" That's a very stupid brute of yours John," said a Scotch minister to his parish oner the peat-dealer, who drove bis mer chandise from door to door in a small cart drawn by a donkey ; " I never see you but the creature is braying." "Ah, sir,' said tho peat-dealer, "ye ken the heart's warm when friends meet." '"I'm willing to split hairs with my opponent all day if he Insists upon it," said a very distinguished lawyer in a speech at the bur. . "Split that then," said the opponent pulling a coarse specimen from his own head. . , " May it pleoso the court, I did not say biistlos." tW Young Gent: Might I ask you, miss ah" Miss : " Very sorry, alt ; but I am en gaged for the next three dances." Young Gent: " It is not dancing ah it is it's beg pardon, miss ; you are sitting on my hat." t3T"I know a gal so modest, Sam, dat she ordered ber beau out ob de house," "What for?" "Bekaso, in conversation on de subjeo' on ae weuuer, ne saia toe wind had shifted." : t3T" Ef de white folks be as dark as dat out dar," said a negro who was gazing at some Japanese in California, " I won der what is de color ob de block folks?" tSf" Don't you thluk," asked a con ceited Addler of a critic, "that I can play the fiddle like Pajanlnl?" Yes," said the oritio, " or any other ninny."
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