Philadelphia Advertisements. . WM. H. KENNEDY, WITH . . W. Htckmaa. Geo, Wain. A. L. Whlteman. Hickman, Wala & Whiteman, DEAI.IRS IS Tobacco, Segars, &c.t No. 222 MARKET 8TKEET, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Aar A full Mock ol the Celebrated Monitor Na tt, always n band. 4 32 tf 10 BARCROFT & CO., lmporU.it and Jobbers Of Staple and Fancy DllY - GOODS, Cloths, Cassimeres, Blankets, Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &o., Nes. 40S and 407 MARKET STREET, (Above Fourth, North Side,) Philadelphia. WRIGHT & SIDDALL, Wholesale Druggists, AND DEALERS IN Patent Medicines, 11 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT Philadelphia, Pa. A KUIX STOCK of everthlng connected with the business, of the best quality, and at very low prices. A good location for business, with a ow rent and light expenses, enables us to offer la- ducements to buyers, and makes It worth their while to give us a trial. Philadelphia, 3. 8tf. CUIAYRILIj & CO., Wholesale Dealers In Carpets, Oil Cloths, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a One assortment of Wood and Willow Ware, No. 420 Market street, above 4th, Philadelphia, Pa. January 1, 1M9. John Shaffner, Jr. E. S. Zlegler. Theo. Rume. S1IAFFNER, ZIEGLER&CO., Successors to SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO., Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, . Gloves, Ribbons, Kuspenders, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety ef TRIMMINGS AND FANCY GOODS, No. M, North Fourth Street, PUILADEL Pill A , PA. Agents for Lancaster Combs, W. F. KOIIXEII, JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Furs, Htrnw - O o o 1 m 153JNORTH THIRD STREET, S fly 19 PHILADELPHIA. 8. II. TAYlLOlt, WITH WAINWRIG1TT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?, Philadelphia Pa EL OAR, McCONKET CO., successors to WM. W. PAUL & CO., WHOLISALB BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, SU8 Market St. and 014 Commerce Street, . Philadelphia, Penn'a. WHOLESALE GROCERS January 1, 1869. IXOID, 8LTPLEE, A WALTON, WHOLES ALB ,' HARDWARE HOUSE " ' N. 2S Market Street, . Philadelphia. Philadelphia Advertisements. DAVID D. ELDER CO., Successors to MILLER & ELDER, Booksellers and Stationers, BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS, And Dealers In WINDOW CURTAINS AND WALL PAPER, No. 430 Market Street, $1 PHILADELPHIA, PA. John Lucas & Co., hnlA an '.4' THE ONLy MANUFACTURERS Or TBI IMPERIAL FRENCH, AMD PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Pure White Lead and Color MANUFACTURERS, Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St., Philadelphia. There Were Sold in the Year 1870, ,841 Of Blatchley's Cucumber TRADE MARK. WOOD PUMPS, Measuring 213.S6A feet In length, or sufficient in the agregate for A WELL OVER 40 MILES SEEP, Simple in Conttruetion Eaty in Operation Giving no Tattt to the Watir Xu table and Cheap. These pumps are their own best recommendation. For tale by Deah'rs in Hardware and Agricultu ral Implements, Plumbers, Pump Makers, &c., throughout the country. Circulars, tc, furnish ed upon application by mail or otherwise. Single pumps forwarded to parties in towns where I have no agents upon the receipt of the retail price. In buying, be careful that your pump bears my trade mark as above, as I guarantee no other. OOlce and Ware-room, No. 60S Commerce Street, S 13tfl PHIL A DELI HI A , PA. S-These Pumps can be ordered of the Manu facturer, or F. Mortimer & Co., New Bloomileld. SOWER, POTTS & CO., Booksellers A fttatloners, And Dealers in CURTAIN AND WALL-PAPERS, Nos. 530 Market and S23 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. M. Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and Brooks' Arithmetics. Also. Robert's History of the United States, Feltou's Outline Maps, &c. BLANK 1IOOKN Always on hand, and made to Order. Sit I,OClI!KAX'S THIS FLUID Is warranted EQUAL to Ahnoi.d's, and is sold at much less price. The money will be refunded to those buying it. If It does not prove entirely satisfactory, A. For sale by F. Mortimer, New Bloomileld. MILLER S ELDER, Sole Agents, 430 Market Street, 23031 f Philadelphia. A. L. Kaub J. E. Fhbtmibi. KAlll A FllYlrlIRE, Importers abd Jobbbrs ov China, O 1 it, h h AND QUEENSWA11E, SOI and 203, Cherry St., between Arch & Race, PHILADELPHIA. VT Constantly on hand, Original Assorted rackaget. is. v. ly 10 W. A. Atwood, Isaac W. Hanoi ATWOOD, RANCH & CO., Commission Merchants, t AKD Wholesale Dealers lo all kinds of Pickled and Bait PIHII, . We. 210 North Wharves, above Race Btreet, PHILADELPHIA , PA. . II Xcw Millinery Goods At Newport, Pa. I BEG to Inform the rmblle that t have Just re turned from Philadelphia, with a full assort ment of the latest styles of MILLINERY GOODS. ! HATS AND BONNET8, RIBBONS, FRENCH FLOWER9, FEATHERS, CHIGNONS, , .' LACK CAPES, ' NOTIONS, And airarticles usually found In a lirst-class Mil linery Establishment. All orders promptly at tended to. -We will sell all goods as Cheap as can be got elsewhere . DRESS-MAKING done to order and In the la test style, as I get the latest Fashions from New York every month. Goffering done to order, In all widths. I will warrant all my work to give sat isfaction. All work done as low as possible. ANNIE ICKE8, . ! .-. Cherry Street, near the Station, . 6 18 13 Newport. Pa. TO E MORTIMER' C? : OR BARGAIN Bis Stock will be found the most complete in the county, and consists of DitY noons n LOTH I NO vp ltOC'KKIES UQIIOK FINDINGS OqADLERS HARDWARE O-tTrilIvOW WA11K Ao "TJTALIi PAl'Flt WpRUSIIESall styles JSpoOTS & SHOES IJTTATM fe CAPS U WHITE-GOODS vv NOT IONS Ac. 0 II, CLOTH NAILS A SPIKF.S TPUGE TOOLS AC ij PAINTS, OILS A DAISINS A SPICE IWltON A 8TEKL. IpAKRIAGK HARDWARE '-'JgNVEL.Ol'ES A PAPER GOODS OF EVERY STYLE pHEAP FOR CASH, VALL AND SEE. CARSON'S This Is not the lowest priced, STTTT TAP hut being much the best Is In 01PilJljin the end by far the cheapest ATT Do not fail to give it a trial, and you will use no other. THE alarming Increase In the uumber of fright ful accidents, resulting In terrible deaths and the destruction of valuable property, caused by the indiscriminate use of oils, known under the name of petroleum, prompts us to call your spe cial attention to an article which will, wherever UHED, remove the CAUSE of such accidents. We allude to Carson9 s Stellar Oil FOR ILLUMINATING PURPOSES. The proprietor of this Oil has for several years felt the necessity of providing for, and presenting to the public, as a substitute for the dangerous compounds which are sent- broadcast over the country, an oil that is SAFE and BRILLIANT, and entirely reliable. After a long series of labo rious nnd costly excrimcnts, he has succeeded In providing, and now otters to the public, such a substitute In "CARSON'S STELLAR OIL." It should be used by every family, 1ST, Because It Is safe beyqnd a question. The primary purpose In the preparation of STELLAR OIL has been to make It PERFECTLY SAFE, thus Insuring the lives and property of those who use IL 2D, Because it Is the most BRILLIANT liquid 11 umlnator now known. 3D, Because It Is more economical, in the long run, than any of the dangerous oils and fluids now in too common use. Til, Because It Is Intensely BRILLIANT, and therefore economical, giving the greatest possi ble light at the least expenditure to the consum er. Its present standard of SAFETY AND BRILLIANCY will always be maintained, for upon this the proprietor depends for sustaining the high reputation the STELLAR OIL now enjoys. To prevent the adulteration of this with the ex plosive compound now known under the name of kerosene, tie., tc, It ls)ut up for family use In Five Gallon cans, each can being sealed, and stamped with the trade-mark of the proprietor; it cannot be tampered with between the manufac turer and consumer. None Is genuine without the TRADEMARK. STELLAR OIL Is sold only by weight, each can containing live gallons of six and a half pounds each, thus securing to every purchaser full meas ure. It Is the duty nnd Interest of all dealers and consumers of illuminating oil to use the STELLAR OI L only, because It alone Is known to be safe and reliable. . All orders should be addressed to JAIIDEX A CO., WHOLESALE A&ENTS, 136 South Front Street, Philadelphia. 1 61y VALUABLE Farm at Private Sale, THE undersigned offers at private sale, a farm In Rye townshlp.Ferry county, Pa., containing CS t A C II K H , The land Is the best In the nlghbnrhood, with run ning water in every neui, is uuuer goou icuce, auu has thereon erected a new Frame Dwelling House. There is also thrifty Young ORCHARD on the place. This laud lls along two public roads the Fishing Creek road and the Lamb's Gap road i the last named divides the land In two parts 3UU on the one side and on the others ou the 26 acre piece i a pw r raiuv ltwcjuiik fiuiwc, ana on me ouior a FRAME 22 x 28, erected for shoos with s never falling Spring of water. This land 1L be sold as a whole, or In two Tracts, to suit purchasers. Persona desiring to purchase a farm will do well to examine this one before Investing else where, as It lies within four miles of Marysvllle, and the Pennsylvania Railroad one cf the best markets In the county. tr Further Information ean be had by ad drawing Dr. JOHN USAW, Jenner X Roads, 12 .-', ." -Somerset eoanty, Pa. ftlai 1.1 KINDS OV JOH PIIINTIPCO neatly ensouled at the WoomBtid Times as Job Olnoe. DR. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR Has been tested by the publls FOB TEN YEARS. Dr. Crook's Wine of Tar Renovates and Invigorates the entire system. DR. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR Is the very remedy for the Weak and Debilitated. DR. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR Rapidly restores exhausted Strength I DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Restores the Appetite and Strengthens the Stomach. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Causes the food to digest, removing ' Dyspepsia and Indigestion DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Gives tone and energy to Debilitated Constitutions. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR. All recovering from any Illness will find this the best Tonic they can take. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Is an effective Regulator of the Liver. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Cures Jaundice, er any Liver Complaint. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Makes Delicate Females, who are never feeling Well, Strong and Healthy. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Has restored many Persons who have been unable to work for years. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Should be taken if your Stomach is out of Order. Dr. Crook's Wine of Tar Will prevent Malarious Fevers, and braces up the System. DR. CROOK'S WINE CfF TAR Possesses Vegetable Ingredients which make it the best Tonio ia the market. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR lias proved Itself in thousands of cases capable of curing all diseases of the Throat and JLiiugs. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Cures all Chronio Coughs, and Coughs and Colds, more effectually than any other remedy. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Has Cured cases of Consumption pronounced incurable by physicians. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Has cured so many cases of Asthma and Bronchitis that it has been pronounced a speclflo for these complaints. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Removes Pain in Breast, Bide or Back. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR. Should be taken for diseases of the Urinary Organs. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Cures Gravel and Kiduoy Diseases. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Should bo taken for all Throat and Lung Ailments. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Should be kept in every house, and its lifo- giving Tonio pioperties tried by an. Dr. CROOK'S Compound Syrup of Poke Root, Cures any disease or Eruption eu the Skin. DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND SYRUP OF POKE ROOT, Cures Rheumatism and Fains la Limbs, Bones, Ac. DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND SYRUP OF POKE ROOT, Builds up Constitutions Droken down from Mineral' or Mercurial Poisons, DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND SYRUP OF POKE ROOT, Cures all Mercurial Diseases. DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND SYRUP OF POKE ROOT Should be taken by all requiring a remedy to make pure blood, DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND SYRUP OF POKE ROOT, ures Scald Head, Salt Rheum and Tetter. DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND , SYRUP OF POKE ROOT, Cnres long standing insease or me i.iver. i t , DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND . SYRUP OF POKE ROOT, Remeves Syphilis r the diseases it entails , ' ; . , sneitefliotually and speedily imb any ana an etaer remedleeeeiabined. HUMOROUS. Get Into Yonr Hole. During the "late unpleasantness," there was a cool, unquenchable Yankee named Ounn, who ran a stajjo in Western Virgin ia over a rout much infested by bushwack ers. We frequently told Ounn that he would some day get mashed up and gob bled, and he had better give up his job, but all to no purpose, for he kept on driv ing stage and pocketing the greonbacks. So three of us concluded we would glvo him a good scare that he would accept as " a warning. Tn coming from his stables late at night, he always took a short cut across an old burying-gronnd. To this point we repaired. One of our number wrapped in a sheet, lay down stark and stiff on one of the newly-made graves, whilo the others dodged behind tombstones, and impatiently await ed Gunn's arrival ;80on he came along, when all at once he was confronted by the coun torfet spectre. Then he stood a few mo ments with his arms akimbo, and cooly eyed the object from head to foot, then raised his bridles, began to give it a tre mendous thrashing, bawling out at the same time, "Consam your old pictur, what you doin' out here this time of night? Get into your hole." We concluded to let Gunn alone after that. One Ahead. Lawyers who badger witnesses upon tho stand often get sharply cut, and among the numerous stories told at the expense of the members at the bar, there is none better than onq that occurred at the session of a court recently hold in a Western city. A prominent lawyer had an old farmer on the stand whom ho undertook to browbeat, and for an hour labored hard to confuse and frighten him by his merciless style ef cross-questioning. The lawyer has a large bald head that by a stretch of imagination might be thought to resemble a pumpkin, and wore a huge standing shirt collar. During his laborious badgoring of the old farmer one side of the collar wilted and lay down on the lawyer's coat. As the witness was released, ho stepped toward his tor mentor nnd said, loud enough for the court and jury to hear: "See here Squire, if you dont put up your side boards you'll loose that pumpkin off the top of your load."' Smiles were audible about that time, while it was generally thought the witness was " one ahead." H3T The fo'lowing anecdote is told of Fa ther Allen, the first pastor of tho church in Wolf-borough: One day, while writing a sermon, he won bulled nnf nf lit. .tr1ir anmn - - " ' ' "' o.mij, v n DlllliU Uiim- ness with a neighbor. A young man, with a large amount ol fun and mischief iu his head, was livinor with the Dastor. Ha went into the study and noticed a t ernion lying on the desk, which Mi. Allen was writing for the coming Sabbath. Curiosity iuu mm to read tne page not quite finished. The last sentence Mr. Allen had left onita incomplete. It read as follows : "The wick- ea nourisn iiKe a gi-een Day" The boy added "horse.". When Mr. Alleu returned to the study he did not correct the boy'g now interpretation, but from that noint went on and finished the sermon. On the next Sabbath tho congregation were start led with somethinc new. if not trim. Tim good pastor, readinghis sermon, said. "The wicicea nourisn like a green bay horse. The wicked flourish like a green bay horse." The preacher paused, and then said with emphasis, "Ilorso 1 Yos. mv brethren, lika a green bay horse !" The scene which fol lowed is described as one of uncontrollable merriment on the part of the congregation t" Is Miss Blinking at home ?" asked Mr. Sanders of the Irish girl who answered the ring at the door. " Yes, I Vlave she is, sir." "Is she engaged?' "An' is it engaged you say? Faith, an I can't tell ye, sir; but sho kissed Mr. Vincent last evening as if she had not seen the like uv him, an' it's engaged I b'lave they are, sir.,' t3yA Raw Irishman, just over, went in to a restuurent,and was asked by the waiter what be would have? "Why, wittles to ate, ave course," was the reply. A plate of hash was placed before him, "Fot's that?" demanded Mickey "That's wittles," was the ' answer. Mickey eyed the compound suspi ciously for some time,and finally exclaimed " Be jabers, the man that chew'd that can ate it!" A young lady upon one occasion re quested bier lover that he should define love. " Well Ball," said he, "it is to me, an inexpressibllity and an outward allover ishnesa. t3T " Children," said a considerate matron to her assembled progeny, "chil dren, yeu may have everything you want, but you musn't want anything you can't have." ... tW The press, pulpit and petticoat the three ruling powers of the world. The first spreads knowledge, the second spread morals, and the last spreads considerably. tW Bill" Good-morning, jack. Got anything new?" Jack " Yes. , Got the tie w-ralgla terribly."
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