Philadelphia Advertisements.
. WM. H. KENNEDY,
WITH .
. W. Htckmaa. Geo, Wain. A. L. Whlteman.
Hickman, Wala & Whiteman,
DEAI.IRS IS
Tobacco, Segars, &c.t
No. 222 MARKET 8TKEET,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Aar A full Mock ol the Celebrated Monitor Na
tt, always n band. 4 32 tf 10
BARCROFT & CO.,
lmporU.it and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DllY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimeres,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &o.,
Nes. 40S and 407 MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Philadelphia.
WRIGHT & SIDDALL,
Wholesale Druggists,
AND DEALERS IN
Patent Medicines,
11 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT
Philadelphia, Pa.
A KUIX STOCK of everthlng connected with
the business, of the best quality, and at very
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to offer la-
ducements to buyers, and makes It worth their
while to give us a trial.
Philadelphia, 3. 8tf.
CUIAYRILIj & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a One assortment of
Wood and Willow Ware,
No. 420 Market street, above 4th,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, 1M9.
John Shaffner, Jr. E. S. Zlegler. Theo. Rume.
S1IAFFNER, ZIEGLER&CO.,
Successors to
SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Importers and Dealers In
Hosiery, .
Gloves,
Ribbons,
Kuspenders,
THREADS, COMBS,
and every variety ef
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. M, North Fourth Street,
PUILADEL Pill A , PA.
Agents for Lancaster Combs,
W. F. KOIIXEII,
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
Htrnw - O o o 1 m
153JNORTH THIRD STREET,
S fly 19 PHILADELPHIA.
8. II. TAYlLOlt,
WITH
WAINWRIG1TT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
EL
OAR, McCONKET CO.,
successors to
WM. W. PAUL & CO.,
WHOLISALB
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
SU8 Market St. and 014 Commerce Street,
. Philadelphia, Penn'a.
WHOLESALE
GROCERS
January 1, 1869.
IXOID, 8LTPLEE, A WALTON,
WHOLES ALB ,'
HARDWARE HOUSE
" ' N. 2S Market Street,
. Philadelphia.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
DAVID D. ELDER CO.,
Successors to
MILLER & ELDER,
Booksellers and Stationers,
BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS,
And Dealers In
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
WALL PAPER,
No. 430 Market Street,
$1 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
John Lucas & Co.,
hnlA an '.4'
THE ONLy
MANUFACTURERS
Or TBI
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
AMD
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Pure
White Lead and Color
MANUFACTURERS,
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
There Were Sold in the Year 1870,
,841
Of
Blatchley's Cucumber
TRADE MARK.
WOOD PUMPS,
Measuring 213.S6A feet In length, or sufficient in
the agregate for
A WELL OVER 40 MILES SEEP,
Simple in Conttruetion Eaty in Operation
Giving no Tattt to the Watir Xu
table and Cheap.
These pumps are their own best recommendation.
For tale by Deah'rs in Hardware and Agricultu
ral Implements, Plumbers, Pump Makers, &c.,
throughout the country. Circulars, tc, furnish
ed upon application by mail or otherwise.
Single pumps forwarded to parties in towns
where I have no agents upon the receipt of the
retail price.
In buying, be careful that your pump bears my
trade mark as above, as I guarantee no other.
OOlce and Ware-room,
No. 60S Commerce Street,
S 13tfl PHIL A DELI HI A , PA.
S-These Pumps can be ordered of the Manu
facturer, or F. Mortimer & Co., New Bloomileld.
SOWER, POTTS & CO.,
Booksellers A fttatloners,
And Dealers in
CURTAIN
AND
WALL-PAPERS,
Nos. 530 Market and S23 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
M. Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and
Brooks' Arithmetics. Also. Robert's History of
the United States, Feltou's Outline Maps, &c.
BLANK 1IOOKN
Always on hand, and made to Order. Sit
I,OClI!KAX'S
THIS FLUID Is warranted EQUAL to Ahnoi.d's,
and is sold at much less price. The money
will be refunded to those buying it. If It does not
prove entirely satisfactory,
A. For sale by F. Mortimer, New Bloomileld.
MILLER S ELDER,
Sole Agents,
430 Market Street,
23031 f Philadelphia.
A. L. Kaub
J. E. Fhbtmibi.
KAlll A FllYlrlIRE,
Importers abd Jobbbrs ov
China, O 1 it, h h
AND
QUEENSWA11E,
SOI and 203, Cherry St., between Arch & Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
VT Constantly on hand, Original Assorted
rackaget. is. v. ly 10
W. A. Atwood,
Isaac W. Hanoi
ATWOOD, RANCH & CO.,
Commission Merchants,
t
AKD
Wholesale Dealers lo all kinds of Pickled and Bait
PIHII, .
We. 210 North Wharves, above Race Btreet,
PHILADELPHIA , PA.
. II
Xcw Millinery Goods
At Newport, Pa.
I BEG to Inform the rmblle that t have Just re
turned from Philadelphia, with a full assort
ment of the latest styles of
MILLINERY GOODS. !
HATS AND BONNET8,
RIBBONS, FRENCH FLOWER9,
FEATHERS,
CHIGNONS, , .'
LACK CAPES,
' NOTIONS,
And airarticles usually found In a lirst-class Mil
linery Establishment. All orders promptly at
tended to. -We will sell all goods as Cheap as
can be got elsewhere .
DRESS-MAKING done to order and In the la
test style, as I get the latest Fashions from New
York every month. Goffering done to order, In
all widths. I will warrant all my work to give sat
isfaction. All work done as low as possible.
ANNIE ICKE8, . ! .-.
Cherry Street, near the Station, .
6 18 13 Newport. Pa.
TO
E
MORTIMER' C? :
OR BARGAIN
Bis Stock will be found the most complete
in the county, and consists of
DitY noons
n LOTH I NO
vp ltOC'KKIES
UQIIOK FINDINGS
OqADLERS HARDWARE
O-tTrilIvOW WA11K Ao
"TJTALIi PAl'Flt
WpRUSIIESall styles
JSpoOTS & SHOES
IJTTATM fe CAPS
U WHITE-GOODS
vv
NOT
IONS Ac.
0
II, CLOTH
NAILS A SPIKF.S
TPUGE TOOLS AC
ij PAINTS, OILS
A DAISINS A SPICE
IWltON A 8TEKL.
IpAKRIAGK HARDWARE
'-'JgNVEL.Ol'ES A PAPER
GOODS OF EVERY STYLE
pHEAP FOR CASH,
VALL AND SEE.
CARSON'S
This Is not the lowest priced,
STTTT TAP hut being much the best Is In
01PilJljin the end by far the cheapest
ATT Do not fail to give it a trial,
and you will use no other.
THE alarming Increase In the uumber of fright
ful accidents, resulting In terrible deaths
and the destruction of valuable property, caused
by the indiscriminate use of oils, known under the
name of petroleum, prompts us to call your spe
cial attention to an article which will, wherever
UHED, remove the CAUSE of such accidents.
We allude to
Carson9 s Stellar Oil
FOR
ILLUMINATING PURPOSES.
The proprietor of this Oil has for several years
felt the necessity of providing for, and presenting
to the public, as a substitute for the dangerous
compounds which are sent- broadcast over the
country, an oil that is SAFE and BRILLIANT,
and entirely reliable. After a long series of labo
rious nnd costly excrimcnts, he has succeeded In
providing, and now otters to the public, such a
substitute In "CARSON'S STELLAR OIL." It
should be used by every family,
1ST, Because It Is safe beyqnd a question. The
primary purpose In the preparation of STELLAR
OIL has been to make It PERFECTLY SAFE,
thus Insuring the lives and property of those who
use IL
2D, Because it Is the most BRILLIANT liquid 11
umlnator now known.
3D, Because It Is more economical, in the long
run, than any of the dangerous oils and fluids
now in too common use.
Til, Because It Is Intensely BRILLIANT, and
therefore economical, giving the greatest possi
ble light at the least expenditure to the consum
er. Its present standard of SAFETY AND
BRILLIANCY will always be maintained, for
upon this the proprietor depends for sustaining
the high reputation the STELLAR OIL now
enjoys.
To prevent the adulteration of this with the ex
plosive compound now known under the name of
kerosene, tie., tc, It ls)ut up for family use In
Five Gallon cans, each can being sealed, and
stamped with the trade-mark of the proprietor; it
cannot be tampered with between the manufac
turer and consumer. None Is genuine without the
TRADEMARK.
STELLAR OIL Is sold only by weight, each can
containing live gallons of six and a half pounds
each, thus securing to every purchaser full meas
ure. It Is the duty nnd Interest of all dealers and
consumers of illuminating oil to use the STELLAR
OI L only, because It alone Is known to be safe and
reliable.
. All orders should be addressed to
JAIIDEX A CO.,
WHOLESALE A&ENTS,
136 South Front Street,
Philadelphia.
1 61y
VALUABLE
Farm at Private Sale,
THE undersigned offers at private sale, a farm
In Rye townshlp.Ferry county, Pa., containing
CS t A C II K H ,
The land Is the best In the nlghbnrhood, with run
ning water in every neui, is uuuer goou icuce, auu
has thereon erected a new
Frame Dwelling House.
There is also thrifty Young ORCHARD on the
place. This laud lls along two public roads the
Fishing Creek road and the Lamb's Gap road i the
last named divides the land In two parts 3UU on
the one side and on the others ou the 26
acre piece i a pw r raiuv ltwcjuiik fiuiwc, ana on
me ouior a
FRAME 22 x 28,
erected for shoos with s never falling Spring of
water. This land 1L be sold as a whole, or In two
Tracts, to suit purchasers.
Persona desiring to purchase a farm will do
well to examine this one before Investing else
where, as It lies within four miles of Marysvllle,
and the Pennsylvania Railroad one cf the best
markets In the county.
tr Further Information ean be had by ad
drawing Dr. JOHN USAW,
Jenner X Roads,
12 .-', ." -Somerset eoanty, Pa.
ftlai
1.1 KINDS OV JOH PIIINTIPCO
neatly ensouled at the WoomBtid Times
as Job Olnoe.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR
Has been tested by the publls
FOB TEN YEARS.
Dr. Crook's Wine of Tar
Renovates and
Invigorates the entire system.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR
Is the very remedy for the Weak
and Debilitated.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR
Rapidly restores exhausted
Strength I
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Restores the Appetite and
Strengthens the Stomach.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Causes the food to digest, removing '
Dyspepsia and Indigestion
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Gives tone and energy to
Debilitated Constitutions.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR.
All recovering from any Illness
will find this the
best Tonic they can take.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Is an effective
Regulator of the Liver.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Cures Jaundice,
er any Liver Complaint.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Makes Delicate Females, who are never feeling
Well, Strong and Healthy.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Has restored many Persons
who have been
unable to work for years.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Should be taken if your Stomach
is out of Order.
Dr. Crook's Wine of Tar
Will prevent Malarious Fevers,
and braces up the System.
DR. CROOK'S WINE CfF TAR
Possesses Vegetable Ingredients
which make it the
best Tonio ia the market.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
lias proved Itself
in thousands of cases
capable of curing all diseases of the
Throat and JLiiugs.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Cures all Chronio Coughs,
and Coughs and Colds,
more effectually than any
other remedy.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Has Cured cases of Consumption pronounced
incurable by physicians.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Has cured so many cases of
Asthma and Bronchitis
that it has been pronounced a speclflo
for these complaints.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Removes Pain in Breast, Bide or Back.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR.
Should be taken for diseases of the
Urinary Organs.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Cures Gravel and Kiduoy Diseases.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Should bo taken for all
Throat and Lung Ailments.
DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR
Should be kept in every house, and its lifo-
giving Tonio pioperties tried by an.
Dr. CROOK'S Compound
Syrup of Poke Root,
Cures any disease or
Eruption eu the Skin.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT,
Cures Rheumatism and
Fains la Limbs, Bones, Ac.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT,
Builds up Constitutions
Droken down from
Mineral' or Mercurial Poisons,
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT,
Cures all Mercurial Diseases.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT
Should be taken by all
requiring a remedy
to make pure blood,
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT,
ures Scald Head,
Salt Rheum and Tetter.
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND
, SYRUP OF POKE ROOT,
Cnres long standing
insease or me i.iver. i t ,
DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND .
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT,
Remeves Syphilis
r the diseases it entails
, ' ; . , sneitefliotually and speedily
imb any ana an etaer remedleeeeiabined.
HUMOROUS.
Get Into Yonr Hole.
During the "late unpleasantness," there
was a cool, unquenchable Yankee named
Ounn, who ran a stajjo in Western Virgin
ia over a rout much infested by bushwack
ers. We frequently told Ounn that he
would some day get mashed up and gob
bled, and he had better give up his job,
but all to no purpose, for he kept on driv
ing stage and pocketing the greonbacks.
So three of us concluded we would glvo
him a good scare that he would accept as "
a warning. Tn coming from his stables late
at night, he always took a short cut across
an old burying-gronnd. To this point we
repaired. One of our number wrapped in a
sheet, lay down stark and stiff on one of the
newly-made graves, whilo the others dodged
behind tombstones, and impatiently await
ed Gunn's arrival ;80on he came along, when
all at once he was confronted by the coun
torfet spectre. Then he stood a few mo
ments with his arms akimbo, and cooly
eyed the object from head to foot, then
raised his bridles, began to give it a tre
mendous thrashing, bawling out at the
same time, "Consam your old pictur, what
you doin' out here this time of night? Get
into your hole." We concluded to let
Gunn alone after that.
One Ahead.
Lawyers who badger witnesses upon tho
stand often get sharply cut, and among the
numerous stories told at the expense of the
members at the bar, there is none better
than onq that occurred at the session of a
court recently hold in a Western city. A
prominent lawyer had an old farmer on the
stand whom ho undertook to browbeat,
and for an hour labored hard to confuse
and frighten him by his merciless style ef
cross-questioning. The lawyer has a large
bald head that by a stretch of imagination
might be thought to resemble a pumpkin,
and wore a huge standing shirt collar.
During his laborious badgoring of the old
farmer one side of the collar wilted and lay
down on the lawyer's coat. As the witness
was released, ho stepped toward his tor
mentor nnd said, loud enough for the court
and jury to hear: "See here Squire, if you
dont put up your side boards you'll loose
that pumpkin off the top of your load."'
Smiles were audible about that time, while
it was generally thought the witness was
" one ahead."
H3T The fo'lowing anecdote is told of Fa
ther Allen, the first pastor of tho church in
Wolf-borough:
One day, while writing a sermon, he
won bulled nnf nf lit. .tr1ir anmn
- - " ' ' "' o.mij, v n DlllliU Uiim-
ness with a neighbor. A young man, with
a large amount ol fun and mischief iu his
head, was livinor with the Dastor. Ha
went into the study and noticed a t ernion
lying on the desk, which Mi. Allen was
writing for the coming Sabbath. Curiosity
iuu mm to read tne page not quite finished.
The last sentence Mr. Allen had left onita
incomplete. It read as follows : "The wick-
ea nourisn iiKe a gi-een Day" The boy
added "horse.". When Mr. Alleu returned
to the study he did not correct the boy'g
now interpretation, but from that noint
went on and finished the sermon. On the
next Sabbath tho congregation were start
led with somethinc new. if not trim. Tim
good pastor, readinghis sermon, said. "The
wicicea nourisn like a green bay horse.
The wicked flourish like a green bay horse."
The preacher paused, and then said with
emphasis, "Ilorso 1 Yos. mv brethren, lika
a green bay horse !" The scene which fol
lowed is described as one of uncontrollable
merriment on the part of the congregation
t" Is Miss Blinking at home ?" asked
Mr. Sanders of the Irish girl who answered
the ring at the door.
" Yes, I Vlave she is, sir."
"Is she engaged?'
"An' is it engaged you say? Faith, an
I can't tell ye, sir; but sho kissed Mr.
Vincent last evening as if she had not seen
the like uv him, an' it's engaged I b'lave
they are, sir.,'
t3yA Raw Irishman, just over, went in
to a restuurent,and was asked by the waiter
what be would have? "Why, wittles to
ate, ave course," was the reply. A plate of
hash was placed before him, "Fot's that?"
demanded Mickey "That's wittles," was the '
answer. Mickey eyed the compound suspi
ciously for some time,and finally exclaimed
" Be jabers, the man that chew'd that can
ate it!"
A young lady upon one occasion re
quested bier lover that he should define
love. " Well Ball," said he, "it is to me,
an inexpressibllity and an outward allover
ishnesa. t3T " Children," said a considerate
matron to her assembled progeny, "chil
dren, yeu may have everything you want,
but you musn't want anything you can't
have." ...
tW The press, pulpit and petticoat the
three ruling powers of the world. The first
spreads knowledge, the second spread
morals, and the last spreads considerably.
tW Bill" Good-morning, jack. Got
anything new?" Jack " Yes. , Got the
tie w-ralgla terribly."