Bloomfiold Academy! An English and Classical School Fon LADIES AND GENTLEMEN Young Men Prepared For College, A Kbrmal School and a St-hitol of Art. FALL TERM COMMENCES Oa Monday, (he 28th of August, 1871 AB the ariove srhool lias recently liecn re-orgnn-l.pil, students run enter any time, l'rof. WA1. II. 1HI.L, a graduate u' linker's Col lege, N. .T., Principal. Miss ANNA K. AUOSPUItOKll, a erndimto of Esther Institute, Columbus, Ohio, teacher of Mu sic, 1'alntinu, Drawing, French nnil (iornian. Every facility for Mm trninluu of Hie youth of both sexes In all that constitutes a liberal and thorough education. Tho Collegluto Department cmlirnces nil tlio lilpher branches, Including the Latin and (irppk Lanpiiuia-s, KiiRlnrcrliiK, l'ractl cal Hnrvi'VliiR. Literature, Natural Science and ad vanced Mathematics. Vacations: July and Auicust. and one week at Christmas. Terms: For TVinrdlnc, Furnished Room, wash. Inii, Tuition In hat in, (ireok, Knullsh ltriinchcsnud Mathematics, fur Hid scholastic year, 8180. In vacations. tilW). The Hoardliift Department In at the. Institution, under tho supervision of Wiliam filler, iisi iiy whom good and substantial board will lie. fur nished : anil the pupils will be under the strict care of the Principal. Address W. II. 1)11. U A. M. rrlncipal, or . WILLIAM U 1(1 Kit, 4lt (New lsloomlleld, Terry county, l'a. Photographs ! Photographs ! J A COIt COBLE, Photographic Artist, jXEWI'OHT, PENN'A. THE subscriber would respppt fully call the at tention of Hie citizens of this county to the fact that he Is prepared to take PllOTOURA 1'IIH In the best style of tho art. His long experience enables him to produce PICTURES WHICH CAXNOT BE ., ... . , CELLED. EX AM persons are requested to call at his rooms and examine specimens. , Particular attention given to copying likenesses of deceased persons, and great care will be taken to furnish Good Pictures of Children. Framing material and a good assortment of frames always on hand, and for sale at low prices. JA COB COBLE, ArlM, Newport, l'erry Co., Pa IVA-TUHIS'S Hair Restorative! j ..tjy-' s 1 .V'o.vj.'V i i 1. Contains NO LAfi SULPHUR No BUOAR OF I.KAD No I.ITHAHIJK No MTKATK OF K1LVKK, ii1 is entirely free from the Poisonous and Health-destroying lirugs used in other Hair Preparation. Transparent, and clear as crystal, It will not soil the llnest fabric perfectly KAr'li, Cl.KAN, and El'KKf KNT desideratum WXU bOUUUT FOH AND FOUND AT LAST I . .. . . . It restores and prevent the Hnlr from becom ing (Jray, liiirts a aoft, glossy npiiearance, r moves Dandrutt, In oool and refreshing to the head, checks the Hair from falling off, and restores It to a great extent when prematurely lost, pre vents Headache, cures all Humors, Cutaneous Eruptions, ami unnatural Heat. AS A DKKSS INI1 FOK THK HAIK1T IST11B BEST ARTICLE IN THK MAHKE1. Dr. . Smith, Patentee, Croton Junction, Mass. Prepared only by Procter Brothers, Oloucester, Mass. The Genuine is put up in a panel bottle, made expressly for It, with the name of the article blown In the glass. Ask yo nr DrugKlst for Na ture's Hair .Restorative, aud take uo other. Kend a three cent stamp to Procter Ilros. for a Treatise on the Human llalr. The information it contains is worth Mju uu to any person, CHE AP GOODS! TH R subscriber having owned a pw Store, one doorKastof Hwegnr's Hotel, solicits a share of the public patronage. He has lust received a full supply ol IV O W Cjt o o 1 and will constantly keep on hand, a complete as sortment of dry-ooods, queexswarb booth & shoes, GROCERIES HARDWARE, HATS A CAPS. And Everything else usual! kept lu Stores. Call and see my stock. ItOH'T. N. WILLIS, New lilooinneld, Pa. 42 HI'I.KNDll 1 HMOII'I'MKNm ItY-GOODCJ 11 Y. GOOD D ,', Suited to the Season, Are Now Offered for Bale by F. MORTIMER, & CO. ALIi KINDS OF JOII lMtlNTINO Neatly executed at the Bloomlleld Times BUiain Job Otriiie, - i A GREAT MEDICAL DISCOVERY Jit. WALEEH'S OAXJFOBNIA VINEGAR BITTEES Hundreds of Thousands Bear testimony to thrlr Wouder fulvuratlve KUecta. WHAT ARE THEY? e a S3 OS THEY ARE NOT A VILE j 2 3 31 FANCY DRINK, III Ka-loof Poor Knm, WhUUey, Vrnvf tiial Uufiiso Liquura doctored, Bp iced nndBWcct tned to plcDBOtiie tasto, cr.Ucd" Tonics," Appctiz cix,' licstorcrn," c, tbat lead tho tippler on to CrtinU(iimcf8 dud ruin, but nro a tmo Mnllclne. inado from tlio Katlvo Iloota oud Herbs of California, IVeo f'niMi nil Alcolivllo HtlmulnnrH. Thoyaro tin GltEAT 1SL.OOH 1TUU IKR nml A Ml'ti GIVIMJ I'ltlNCIPLKapcrfcct licnovator and lavicorator of tlio Bybtcni, carrying off all poisonous matter and restoring tlio blood to a healthy condition. Ko pcrnon can tako thcKO Dittcrs cccordl:ig to Circo tio:i and remain loug unwell. 6100 wlllbo glvcnfornn Incurablo on, rrtvlued tlto bonci aro not destroyed by niiiurU poison or other incane, and tho vital orgaus waotud buyoi.dtl.o point of repair. Virr lafluiticmttory nntl Chronic llhcunm tlHin nml Clout l)yflpM)Nlii, vr IudiBil;loti UiliotiHv lluuililvnt niul Iniurmlticnt ltHcntt'!i of tbu liluoi), 1-ivcr, Kidneys, und Blmldcr there HlttorH l avo been moet bdcccbb ful. Hncli Cim:anrri aro caurd by Vlilntril Illuod, wliich lst'cnerally produced by darunutment of tho DItriHtivn 0i'p:iiw4a 1Y8P1!1'.S1A 't lrfDIflKriO!!, Head Ache, 1'alu ia tho BhouU crn, Coiif;h8,Vl((ht-.cua cf tho Chest, Di22Hncsa Socr Eructations cf tho Etc much. Had taato in thi llonth, BUlouo Atfcnck, X'alplt&tlon of tho Heart, Inflamiantion of tlio Lungs, Falnlntha rt-glona of tho Kidneys, mid a hundred ofriicr pJUul Byuiptoms.nro tho oil'Bj:rlnft3cf I)yppqxa. Thi y lnvfgotata th Stomach cud etlr.iulola trio tor pid liver and bowels, whloh render thcui of unequalled cUlcacyla elcantlnrr th blood of all impurities, and imparting now Ufa and v$ov to tho wholo syotcm. l'OUHUIN inKAi-fllCruptlona.Tettor.Ealt ltticum, Dlotchca, L pots, Flti.plca, 1 ubioIcb, Bolls, Car bancloe, liii-B-Wornio, Ecnld-lIcad.Goro Eyes, Eryelp clas.ltch, fccCT., Ul! oloratloi;3 of tho Bldn, Uamors and Discirecfl of tho tI0n, of w hatovcr namo or nature aro lltcrslly djg up and carried out of tlio eyBtcm In a Short tltna by the uaa of these fitters. Ono bottlo in each coflcv will conrlnca the moct incredulous of their curativo effect. Cleanra tha ViUatci Blood whenever you And its Impurities burotluj; thronh tho chin In J'lmplcB, Erup tions or BortD; clounaoit when you ilnd tt obstructed and l0Rwtf- lu tho TClns ; cleunno it when It is foal, and your fcoliupji Ul yon vhca. Kcap tho blood puro and tho lu alth of tho uyjtt in will follow. i'lX, TIAPDr. other WOUMiS lurlanfr In the system of mj nmy tHouiKid, nro elfjcttiully destroy cd and removed. or full til mot, ions, ruud carefully tbo circular urouiul c;.i4 lotihi, printed in faur lan guages liDu!K,GLnuun, 1'nmch aud bpuniiiU. J. WALKER, rropri.tcr. 11, II. McDOKALD i CO., DragglstA and Uon. A con to. Ban Frunci&oo, Col,, and 83and4Comineica fitroct, New Vorit. $WBQLD BT ALL Lfi:t'UUItiT3 ULALLi. 1780 TAKE NOTICE. 1871 Aro You Afflicted or Sick ? XJHK PAHRNEY'S' BLOOD CLEANSER on i anaoea: VN Alterative rind Cnthnrtlc, or Tonic and l'uific, I'ordlucancsarlsin),' from bad blood. This preparation was cetalillshcd in 1870,and has been prepared In liquid form for more tlinn 18 years. In Junuary or February, 1 870, anoth er party commenced to prepare a blmllar artielo which Is inferior to tho genuine, and which Bhould not be mistaken for ours. Ask for "Dit. Faiiknf.v's Blood Cleasbkii or I'ahacka," and accept no others. The Trade Mark of the oldest and genuine, Is printed In green on a yellow wrapper, hav ing also the signature of F. Fahrncy, M.D., Chicago. " Dr. P. Fahrney'i Jfeallh Mettettger" gives the history and uses of the Blood Ci.eansrr, testimonials, and other information, scut free charge. Address Dn. P. Faiiuney's BitoTrtKRS & Co., Waynesboro, Franklin County, To. Ask for Dr. Fahrncy's Blood Cleanser and CLEASSE YOUJl BLOOD. Rf Bold cverj'whcre and In New Bloomlleld by F. Mobtimeji & Co., only. 5 18 FOR EVERYBODY I ONE of the most useful article ever Invented, 13 KliNNKUV'H IVovelly Flexible HAND PRINTINC PRESS. With this llttlo I'ress every man enn do Ids own printing at a trilling cxiiense, us tlie price of a machine It no irrcatcr than the cost of printing a lot of Cards or Knvelopes. livery ono who sees it says it Is ' .TiiMt . tlio Tlilnjf, and should bo owned by every business man, TIicho presses arc for sale by tlio subscrller who is now canvassing tins vicinity with specimens, solieillng oidei's. JOHN (). MOOBK, 'ew lllooinlield. Pa, 8 36. A Perfectly Non - Explosive Lamp I PKHKINS& IIOUKrTtTrATKNT LAMPS are the only Lamp Hint (Jives I'kkkect Haht with AiXKiNiwoKoii. '1 licy me iiiiule of brass, and will last a lifetime, making them I lie CHEAPEST LAMP IN THE WORLD. Tlio undersigned are Agents for Perry County, and will supply Merchants at the Manufacturers1 price. Persons wanting tt good article are re quested to examine tiiis lump. F. MOItTIMKll & CO., New Bloomlleld, To. fi. Agents wanted to canvass the County. Why Keep That Cough p When a bottle of Rohrer's Lung Balsam wil cure it, It U pleasant to take, and more ell'ee live than any other cough medicine. Try It For sale by F. Mortimer A Co., New Bloom fluid, and most other stores In the county. Ill s X CONSUMPTION. ITS CURE AND ITS PREVENTIVE. By J. H, ICHENCr, tt. 0. I VftTiT ft hmrmn bplnn hw pruwM nwny fbr whoiw rtfaih thcrpwnn nooiln-r reftHon than tliemwlectof kmiwti mid lmlisputuhly provon mean of euro. , Thosfl near niifl lnr to mtully unci rrlondn nre nhcplnff tho drenmleM Bluuibur Into which, hud Ihov cufnily nloitol nit. JOSEPH ir. nturyrwH niitn.K HYiil (irnllpft tliPniMclvm of htn wmrWrtiMy emctv clous niPdlcliioH. tlu-y would not liavo fuHcii, Dr. Hnhenrk nnn In hn own cilia iirovcr! thtit wherover rtulTlrlf tit vitality rmnnlna. Omt vitality, by hia mofllriupn and 1 1 if directions Tor their umo, ts qulrknned Into lienltliftil vlRor. In thin ntfttfiTMMit thpr1 ts nuthlnff prpmimptnmiH. To the ftil tli of Dip itivulid in mtulp nu n'proHcntallnti tlint la not a thousand tlmcH HubatRtitlutcil hy Hvlutc and vhlhle work. The theory of tho euro nv lr. Ht'henok'M medlrinp n an simple oh It Is iinfullliitf. Its phlloHnjihy rr(iilrc9 no urumenU It la Sulf-tw-Burins, flpll-coiivtrirltur. The Hea-wwd Toni'-and Mnndrnk Pllln are tha first two weapon? with which tho citadel of the malady la availed. Two-thlrtta of thecals of con Buniptlon orlKfniitc In dvspcpoiia and a finirtlonallv dlsordorcd ilvcr. Willi this condition the bronchial tuhpd "wympathlrf" witii tlio Rtomach, Tlicv rc Rpond to thomorhiltcnctloii or the liver. Hero then comes tho ctilmhmtintc renult, antl the Betting In, With all its diaLressfnrt mvmptnms ff The Mandrake PUN nro composed of ono of Nrv tureen noblest KlftH-thn l'odnphlllum I'eltutuin. They pOHfuvw all tho hlood-Hcurchimc. ftllerntlve properth'R of calomel, but, uiillko calomel, they The work of cure is now iM'Kinninjf. The vlllated and mucous deposiln In the bowels and In the ali mentary canal are ejected. The liver, like a clock, is wound up. Jt nroiiHcH from h torpidity. Tlio utomach acta renponslvely, and tho patient beylii! to i'eel thrtt he l i''tllntr. nt lust, The Hen-weed Tonic, in coniiiictiou with the Plllfl, permeates and nMHlnillufoM with the food. Chvlill cmton In now pro rvswtiiK williont Its prcvlona tor tures, JlKntlou bwomeK j.uhilesH, Hii'l thociiroi Been to be at hand. There Ik no nioro tianilencc, no exacerbation of tho stoniacb. An appetite nets in. Niiwctjui tiin vreiiict Hlorxl puriHer ever yet Riven by an Indulgent ftvtber to HnlferhiK man. Hchenck' Pulmonic ftlrrup cumcfl in to perform Its function nnd to luviten mid complete the cure. It outer nt onc upon ltn work. Nature can not bo clK.'Hted. Jt collfcts and rlpenn the impaired and diseased portion or tha hunr. In the form of Kuthcrlnti. It prepare them for expertorntlon, and lo I In a very short Umo the uiutndv Ih vanquished, the rotten Oirone tlitit It occupied is renovated nntl made new, and the patient, in all thedifnltv of re frained vlKor, slept! forth to enjoy tbo lnauliood or womanhood ihttt win The second tlilncr U, tbt putlwit-i mimt Btnv In'ft warm room until they et well j it In almost lhipos MblMo prevent tRkiuc cold when the Iiiiiks are (lic ensed, but It must be prevented or n cure enn not tm ellected. Frh air and Tldlp out, especially In this feetion of the country, in (bo mil and whiter sea Non, are nil wromc Ihynlcinn who recommend flint conn Ion their iM.tlenU, if their lungH nro hwiiy diRied; and yet. became they arc in tlie house I hey nmu not lt down quiet: thor must walk about the room a nni"h ami is fast im ilieHtrent:th wlli lwMr, In irw np a ood circulation oHilood. Tho imllnnta muNt kep in pod npirllH he determined lo et wall. This tut a areit doil to do with the appetite, and in the Kreut point to :dn. Todtisimirof euro niter such evidence of Itn poa ilbiilty In the wort ciiffef , and moral certatntv In all olhtfr. In sinful. Jir. Schenrk's pernouul state ment to the Faculty of his own euro wiw iu thcae modeMt wordn: " M any yearn rito T wur In tho last etneea of con mnnptlon; couined to my bed, and at one time my pliyuiclanH thoiifihtthat 1 could not Itvenweek; then, like a drowning man cchlno:at t raws, I heard of and obtained the preparation which I now offer to the putdlc, ami they made a nT("ist euro of me. It eemed to me thai I could feel thorn penetrntomy whole sywtem. TheyHoon ripenetl tlie matter In my luw;,nnd I would nplL up more than it pint of offen sive, yellow Diatter every mornhur for a lonif time. 'Ab nmni an that Intra n to miliside, my coukIi, fever, piilns, and nlirht-sweats all beirnn to leave me, and my appetite became ho fcreat that It was with dlthculty that I could keep from eatlnif too much. I soon (talned my strength, and have grown In lleh ever since. " I was vvclphed nlmrtly after my recoven added the Doctor, "then lookhur like a mere skeleton ; my weiKht was only nlnely-Hcven poutidHj my present weitrbt is two hundred nnd twenty-live (&:.') pounds, and lor years I have enjoyed uninterrupted health.'' Hr. Hrbeiiek lias dheontlnued IiIm professional visits to New Vork and ItoMtoti. Jle or his son, lir. J. Ji. Hehenck, Jr., still continue to Bee patients ut tlieirOllice, No. is Nortli sixth Street, Philadelphia, overy Huturday from U a.u. to 8 p.m. Those who wish a thorough examination with the Hesplro mcterwIUbecliurKedf".. The KesplrometcrdeclareB the exact condition of the luns, nnd patlenta can r ndily learn whether they are curable or not. The directions for taking the medicines nre adapt ed to the InteillKence even of a child. Followthe.se directions, nnd kind Nature will do the rwst, except ing that In some cases the Mandrake Pills are to be taken In Increased doses; the three medicines need no other accompaniments than the ample Instruc tions that accompany them: First create appetite. Of returnliiK health, hmiKer Is tho most welcomo symptom, when It comes, as It will come, let tho despairing at once be cf good cheer. (Jood blood nt once follows, the courIi loosens, the niKht-sweat la abated. In a short time both of these morbid symp toms are Kone forever. Dr. Hchenck's medicines aro constantly kept In tens of thousands of families. As a laxative or pux KMlve, the Mandrake Pills are a standard prepara tion; while the Pulmonic Hyrup, as a cureof nouKhs and colds, may bo regarded us a pruphyiucLorlo AKalnst consumption In any of Its forms. Price of tlie I'ulmonlc fciyrup and Hea-weed Tonic, f IJW a bottle, or 7.au a half dozen. Mandrake Pills! Zi cents a box. For sale by all drugg lata ami dealers. VW Johnson, IIom.oway & Cowdkn. CU2Arch Street, i'lilktdelpliia, W'IioIohjiIo AgeuLti. , 6 ly new --oirik: CONTINENTAL Life Insurance Company, OF NEW YORK, Silt ICILY MUTUAL I AHHCtH, iri l, .",) ! TKSliHH nil tlio new forum of Pollolm, nnd pre. ii'iits as frivunilile U-iiiik iixuuy cuuiiiitiiy 1m llio UiiIIpiI Hlnt.'. Tlix Ciiiiiany will nmkii leiniioniry limns ou Its riiiicicM. Thirty rtnys' (Trace allowed nn enrli (Kiyiiieiit, ftnd the Killcy held kihhI (luriui: that time. J'ollvien liisued by thin tuimuuiy arc non-forfeit-urn. No extra ehartres are niadefor travelliiK "rmlt. I'olU'y-lmldri x sliuru lu the niiniial j.i-otltH ot tlie roinpuiiy, und have a voire iu tlio elections and maiiiitreineiit ot tlie('oini.iiiv. Mo Jiolley or nieilleal feeeliarged. .Jl-KTI S l,AWUKN( B. 1'i es't. M. H. V vkooi', Vlea 1'res't. J, IMtouKKS, Sec'y. J. 1'. KaTON. General Agent, No. 6 Nortli Third Street, 4.29 yl (Juliette llluck, llurrlsbiirg, To. S300 tOR,MUTAT,OX MONEY. The above amount will tie refounded to all iol dlerit w lio were drafted while In the Hervlee, hud who paid HUOcoiuinulatlon money! nnd alto to all neisons who paid eoininutat Ion money w ho were not legally liable to draft, chilins must bo tilled before the 1st of Mureh, 1871 . Cull on, or address, LEWIS 1'OTTtU. Attorney for Claimants. . New UlooiullulU, l'a. NOTICE. Notien Is hereby given that all persons are forbidden to enler the Vine yard of the subscriber without lils permission. All persoiis found therein without his license are subject to a line for trespass! iijt. No visitors are allowed In tlie Vineyard ii'ii the Habbath day. All visitors are heartily welcome upon any other day of the week. ' ,,., BENJAMIN Kick, Jr. Klllottslmrg, Fa 833teow English Roofing Felt la found to stand well in all climates, being ex tensively used for Roofing Houses, Out-Bulld-lngs and Sheds; for Laying Flat Roofs, Gutters, Lining Granaries, Storehouses, or Walls, (cither outside or luside), and for placing un der Slates or Tiles. It is also a cheap and elfcctivo Ceiling on the underneath sldo of raf ters of a Slnted or Tiled Hoof, nnd as a Celling to Iron Roofs, counteracting. Heat, Frost, ana Condensation of Moisture. The English Felt is put up in rolls of 25 yards in length, by 83 Inches In width, and containing a surface of SUO square feet. THREE-PLY FELT FOR ROOFING. In Rolls, 20 Inches wide, by 50 feet In lengths each roll will cover a surl'uco 10 feet Bqunro, or luu squaro lect. It is to be laid across tho roof, shinglo fash ion, with a lap of two Inches, nnd secured by unlling tho edges with 8d nails and tin caps. When laid, the Felt is to bo painted with Mastic Roof Coating, nnd Banded. Tlio Mas tic Roof Coating is mixed, ready for use, and is applied with u brush. . TARRED ROOFING FELT. Used extensively for Sheathing nouses, nnd for Tar nnd Gravel Rooling, also for placing under Slate, Tin and Shingle itonllng. It Is used in packing Woolens and Furs to protect them from moths. Put up in rolls weighing 45 pounds each. 15 pounds Felt will cover a surface of 100 squaro feet. TWO -PLY FELT, For Sheathing Houses, Rooling Temporary Buildings, making Watertight Floors, and for placing under Slato and Shingles. In rolls, 20 luchcs wide by CO feet in length. Eacli roll will cover a surface of 10 feet squaro or 100 square feet. For Sheathing it can bo nailed upon the stud ding, making a perfectly uir tight sheathing, and suro protection from dampness. Rats, niico, or vermin will not go uenr it. MICA CANVAS ROOFINO, In rolls containing 2D0 squaro feet. Is to bo laid across tho roof, nnd lapped shinglo fash Ion with a lap of two Inches, nnd secured by nailing the edges with 20 oz. tacks. This Is tlio only Composition Rooling that docs not require a flnlshlug cont of paint or ccmout. UNTARRED SHEATHING FELT, For Carpet Lining, Dcndenlng Floors, and for putting under Slate, Tin and Shinglo Rooling. Put up in rolls weighing 100 pounds. 10 pounds Felt will cover a surfneo 10 feet squaro, or 100 squaro feet. MANUFACTURED BY THE PENN ROOFING CO., 105 South 2nd Street, 5&12tit l'lIlLAUKT.PJIIA, l'A. HARDWARE! HARDWARE ! rpHE subscribers have on band nt nil times, JL as completo an assortment of Hardware as can be found In tbo county. ' NAILS, . HINGES, LOCKS, .'.V ' GLASS, PAINTS & OILS, - , . and a lino assortment of all styles of Builders Hardware, Also, ....; CAltPENTElt TOOLS, TABLE CUTLERY, COFFEE MILLS, ; ' SPOONS, ; SHOVELS, . , - HOES, 'i.i and a full stock of ' j llardvvaro of Every Description, All of which will bo sold at the lowest mnrltot prices. Persons wanting any article In this lino are requobtua to ciutundexanuneour stock F. MORTIMER & CO.,, New Bloompield, Pa. Tte Colby Wringer WITH Moulton's Patent Rolls. Tho Most Perfect I Tha Cheapest! And Ileal Wrinter in the World . Rolls arc puro white Rubber. Frame can never rot, rust or wear out. It takes less room than any other, is lighter, fastens ltBelf in me tun, runs caster, and is THE FAMILY FA vujtiTJli wherever used, It Is WARRANTED In every case. We waut gouu ui'iive LIVE ACENTS to canvass in every town, to whom good wngog nre lusHrcd. Full Instructions and particulars given upon application to Colbv Bho's Co., 608 Broadway, N. Y. 6 2a a ia. Pensions, Bounties, &o. WIDOWS, Minor Children, Mothers, Fathers. &e.,nf Hohliers who were killed or tiled of disease contracted In tha Hervleo ot the United Stales, ran now make application for Pension. Also Soldiers who contracted disease or were wounded, ruptured, or In any way disabled lo the war of MM. When widows die ' or re-marry, tlie child or children under sixteen year s of ago are entitled to a Pension. The time for filing claims for additional bounty lias been extended six mouths. Particular attention Riven toold suspended case In the different departments at WasliliiKton, ). 0 If you have, or think you have a claim against the Government, call on or address tlie undersigned. Uu churt( for information. LEWIS POTTEU, Attorney for Claimants, 4 31 NEW I1LOOMFIELD, PA HUMOROUS 'ITEMS. BS?" A householder, in filling up" his census Fchcdule, undor the heading " AVhcro born" described ono of his chil dren ' as born in tho parlor,' and tho other up stairs." ' BQy Mrs.' A. T. Stewnrt, in answer ' to a friend, who nskod her why she dressed so plainly, replied, " I can afford to do so." One of the advantages of being rich you Bco. US?" A reporter thus craphioa!Iy do- scribes tho effect of a storm on tho North river : " Whilo the storm was at its height, tho vessel kneeled to tho starboard nd the captain and another barrel of whisky fell overboard." JQ5An exchange tells us that 'twenty years ago, J.cianu Btantora arrived in California with only ono shirt to his back. Sinco then, by close attention to business, ho has contrived to accumulate a trifle of ten millions.' What tho deuco can a man do with ten million shirts? IfeV A n angry Western editor wrote to a poetical correspondent the other day : " If you don't stop sending to mo your abominable poetry, I'll print a picco of it some day with your namo apponded in full, ana send a copy to your gal 1 Iho poetry from that fountain quickly dried fuf A famous judgo catno lato, to court one day in busy sessiou, whereat his clerk, iu great surprise, inquired of him tho reason. "A child was born," his honor said, " and I'm tho happy sire." " An infant judgo?" " Oh, no," s:tid ho, " as yet he's but a crier.' Bt5? Candidates for government offices in England are examined upon various literary and scientific topics. Lately, ono of them, by a slip of tho pen, wrote " Vcnnicc" in one of his papers. " Do you know, sir, that there is but ono 'hen in Venice '(" asked tho indignant examin er. " Then eggs niust bo very scarce there," was tho reply, . Cfi? Wo notico an item in ono of our Boston cxchangcs,which says that" a rich bachelor of New Jersey recently died, leaving by will several legacies of from ten to twenty-fivo thousand dollars each, to ladies whom he had addressed, but who had rejected him. Ho said that they had afterwards grown to be so ugly that he could not bo sufficiently grateful." BS5" Two fat old ministers of the Kirk of Scotland, named respectively Waddoll and Drip, were caught in a shower, after n service nt which both had officiated. Urother Waddle, fooling rather facetious, looked out on tho watery nspoct and re marked dryly to his reverend associate, " It's beginning to drip" " Oh, no matter," rejoined his friend, cooly, " we'll just waddle through it." ' 5yT A party ,of gentlomon wcro hav ing a good time near Fon du Lac, Wis consin, recently, when it occurred to ono of them that a glass of water .might bo an agrceablo varioty. Tho most sober individual in tho company was detailed for duty at tho well.' Ho proceeded to a grindstone, put hia buckot in position, and turned tho crank with dignifiod as siduity, till some ono stopped him by laughing long enough to eonvinoe him of his mistake. . u' VaS" A member of the South Carolina Legislature, an old bachelor by tho name of Evans, got of the following jeu d'esprit lately : Evans was introduced to . a beautiful widow, also named Evan's. Tho intro duction was in this wiso : " Mr. Evans, permit mo to introduce you to Mrs. Evans." " Mis. Evans 1" exclaimed tho spirit ed bachelor ; " tho very ' lady I have been in search of for the last forty years !" ' BSy A clergyman, who had been stay ing for some time at tho house of a frieud on going away, called to him littlo Tommy the four-year-old son of his host, und ask ed him what he should give him for a present. Tommy, who had " great re spect for tho '' cloth," thought it his du ty to suggest something of a religious na ture, bo ho announced hesitatingly, " I I think I should like a Testament, and I know I should like a pop-gun." : ttaf " I love you liko anything," said a young gardener to his sweetheart, as ho gently pressed her baud. " Ditto," said sho, returning tho pressure Tho ardent loyer who was no scholar, was sorely puzzled to know tho meaning of ditto. The noxt day, being at work with his father, he said; " Father, what is the meaning of ditto?" " Why," said tho old mnn, "this hero's one cabbage-head, ain't it?" "Yes,' father." "Well, that cfe's ditto " " Drat it !" ejaculated tho indig nant son, " thon Bhe callod mo a cabbage head!" agy Highly Intelligent Member of Church Musical Committee (to new ap plicant for organist's position)!' Our or. gan is one of the finest in tho world. No . trouble in playing ou that organ, I can' tell you!". , Applicant " How many stops has it 7" Mem. of Com. (who can't see what difference that can make) " Stops. , Why, I never took notice of that, I'm sure. ' Let mo see, there's ono after tho first hymn, any way; and well, Idon't' eoo why you can't stop whenever you please, that is if the'singlng ain't going pn."
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