lje tme0,: New Blooihfielir, )a: Tuesday, September 20, 1871, LOCAL D EVA 11 T MEN T. . OUR TERMS Are fl a Year in Advance. Got Registered. Attond to getting reg istered without delay,- as Friday of this week is tho last opportunity to attend to that duty. ,. . , , v . - . ' - ' ' -An Accident. Mrs. Jacob Drawbaugh, of Carroll township, whilo on a visit to William Meyers, iu Hyo township, was seized with a vertigo, just as she was de scending tho stairs, which caused her to fall to tho bottom, rupturing a blood-vessel and badly Injuring herself otherwise Under tho care of Dr. Eborhard, she is rapidly re covering. A Wretch. Some inhuman monster iu Ilagorstown has been disgracing humanity lately by mutilating dumb animals. A cow of Mr. IJombcrger's was recently cut over the back with a heavy sharp instru ment, evidently an axe, and horribly muti lated. Mr. Joseph Frioso had a cow muti lated in the same manner. Xew Census nnd Patent Laws. Wo have received from Munu & Co., publishers of tho Scientific American, N. Y., a neat book, giving valuablo infoimation regarding in ventions, the patent laws, odicial rules, etc. The book also gives complete census re turns, showing tho population of all coun ties and States in tho United States. Every one should have it, as it can bo procured for twenty-five cents, by sending for it as above. It is the most complete book for the price we havo seen. 'A Cattle Speculation. A young man 'named Morton was arrested on Saturday last, and commit ted to jail in this borough, on the chargo of having stolen two steers belonging to Samuel Gutshall, Esq., and driving them over the mountain when ho sold them to a butcher near Middlesex for $23. The prisoner is a young man about twenty years of ago and says ho is a son of James Morton, of Juniata Co. A butcher who would buy a pair of cattlo weighing thirteen or fourteen hundred pounds for $25, under tho circumstances these were sold, lays himself open to tho chargo of knowingly purchasing stolen property. Examinations. Tho County tendent announces tho following ; the Examination of teachers : Supcriu ilaces for Mnrysvllle, Wheutfleld. Centre 8. Carroll, 6. II. No. 1, Sprlngdnle, Jckesburg, Donnelly's Mills, Millerstown, Mnrklcvlllc, liloomlleld, Lnudlsburg, Clark's 8. It., Mt. Pleasant 8. II., September 20th. B7lh. 2Sth. ilOth. 8d. 4th. 5th. Oth. 7th. Uth. 12th. 13th. October Narrow Escape. On Thursday evening a week as Professor D. Eckles and family were preparing to rotire for the night, they narrowly escaped a terrible coal oil confla gration. One of tho Professor's daughters, it appears, took the lamp tip off of the table, intending to leave tho room. Whilo in the act of doing so, tho flamo ran down into the oil, when she immediately dropped tho lamp upon the floor. Her father rushed to the spot, and attempted to extinguish the flames, but of no avail. He then gathered up the carpet containing tho burning lamp, and threw it Into the street, thus making a very narrow escapo from a torriblo con flagration. Persons cannot exercise too much care In the use of coal oil. Carlisle Herald. - - A Snake Story. Last week a little son of Mr. Bradon, of Petersburg, Cumberland county, Pa., while playing in tho wagon shed, was bitten iu the ankle by a copper head snake. Tho child running to his mother, complained that a bee had stung him ; but as no attention was given his com plaint, beyond a glance at tho supposed sting, be went out and began wading In a mud puddle. In a few minutes, however, he teturned to the house and said his knee was paining him very much. The sting now showing some abrasion of the surface, on account of the inflammation and swelling, which had spread to the knee, excited alarm, and search was made for tho supposed bee's nest, which the boy said ho had soon, but whioh proved to be a largo copperhead snake coiled on a heap, measur ing, when killed, over three feet. Tho physician who was summoned said thut wading in tho mud wag the best thing the child could have done. Tho boy made a good recovery. Tuev Ann ilKim. F. Mortimer & Co., have now received a splendid stock of Full end Whiter Dry Goods. Cull and. examine them be fore purchasing your winter outfit. ' ' Newport Items. Our correspondent from Newport sends us the following : B. F. Miller will boou break ground for the building of a new wing to tho Iluggins House, to be used as a prlvato residence. Fever and aguo is now at a discount in our town as at the present time there aro but few cases here. On Monday morning last tho emigrant train passed hero with 470 emigrants bound for tho far west In search of homes. Captain Crist of this borough has exhibi ted three pears that weigh three pounds and three ounces. They nro of tho Duchess Aarioty.- V'Fifo Major' Townscnd, of Oliver township broko his right fore arm on last Saturday evening. The brick building known as tho ' Miller property' has been sold by Messrs. Sponsler and Junk in, to Mrs. Jesse L. Oantt for $0000. We havo a man in our town who, when ever ho gets angry is subject to hysterics. Poor fellow ! The sash of the nuw Alms House aro to bo hung by weights and cord. Tho weights are to bo cast at the foundry in this plaeo. For The Dloowfield Times. Will Jim Hcmcflngcr Explain t Mil. Editor : I once before wrote you a few lines telling you thero were lair, honorable men iu old Mother Cumbciland who did not agroo with Jimmie Ilelllellngor's argument, whether legal or scriptural, as to the prescriptive right of a Cumberland County lawyer to tho Judgeship. Vory many hero, good and true men, are pleased that Perry presents so good a lawyer and citizen as Borjamin F. Junkin, Esq., as her candidato for President Judge, and without distinction of party, assert openly that it is Perry's time to havo tho positiou. Host assured however, Mr. Editor, if tho smallest counties Perry and Juniata do not now assert their posit ion and rights, the title of a Cumberland County lawyer to the ofllco will bo really settled by prescription, and honest opponents of tho idea will lccomo converts. It will always he asserted that Perry and Juniata do not desire tho ollice to be tilled from their rospectivo bars, but yielded to tho superior qualifications of the Carlisle lawyers, and the heavier voto of Cumberland County. With all the fallacies asserted by Jimmio about Cumberland County having a prescriptive right to tho otlicc, he has hardly como up yet to the singular assertions of tho Perry advocates of Cumberland County supremacy, and I should like him to expatiate on them. One is that a Cumberland County lawyer admitted in 1S29 can never grow old, and another is, that when of largo frame and portly presence, tho lawyeis of this County must, as they advance in years, become mentally and physically stronger than all other lawyers, though men twenty years their junior. It would hold in no other trade, occupation or profession. Will "Jimmio Helllefinger" explain tho phenomenon? If ho does, his nnxiety may Iks nt rest ; tho In-cscriptivo right of the Carlislo Bar will o established and tho question forever settled to Jimmio's satisfaction, even though tho trouble did kill McGrannahan. C'LUIlKltLAM). For The Bloomjkld Timet. Shcrmansdalc, Sept. 18, 1871. Mr. Editor If convenient, I would like to express my opinion in regard to tho bad condition of the road from tho Narrows Saw Mill to Shormansdalo, in Carroll town ship. Thero has been no work done on this road of any account all summer and according to my estimation of the matter, it is a rough road for the amount of travel that is done on it. The mail Is carried daily over it, and thousands of bushels of lime hauled yearly, besides the traveling that is dono between Landisburg and Car lislo. Four years ago thero was a now road laid out and inado all but tho bridges, and if this road woro finished it would make a good one ; but all it is fit for in its present condition, is for the turkey hunters to run up and down. It is a useless piece of business to spend two or three hundred dollars to almost complete a road, and then let it lay in idleness. If there is no better material to select a Supervisor from next Spring, wo had bettor save tho expense of election and make a wooden ono. Teamstkh. Local UrleiV. ItusTiciiH your communication will ap pear next weok. A hard frost visited this vicinity on Thursday and Friday nights last. On Fri day morning we saw thin ice that had form ed during tho night. Vpiptheria is very prevalent in some of the lower townships in the county. In Bye twp., seven deaths from that cause havo occurred within a few weeks. Mr. Wm. E. Baker of Saville twp., was so uuuiy poisoncu oy wuu ivy a tew Uays since that his eyes were entirely shut by tho swelling of his face, The baby elophant at the show last week In Harrisburg, while diving into tho pock ets of one'of the visitors, ltmniwmo.l a small quantity of tobacco, and immedi ately kuockcu me sam visitor tlown with its trunk. Thomas Beale of Juniata Co., w,hoso injuries by the Fast Line we recorded several weeks since, has died from his wounds. Moses Brieker, Esq., has been appointed by Judge Graham as County Commisionur of Cumberland Co. , In place of John Harris, convicted of bribery. The Heptiblican party iu tho Senatorial district composed of Cumberland and Franklin counties have nominated J. M. Weakly, Esq,, senior editor of tho Carlislo JferaUt, as their candidate for Senator. Church Notice. J' Presbyterian service. Pleaching in the Court House next Sabbath at 101 o'clock In the morning. Sir Fit for a King Full Suits. -Wunnnioker & Brown's Jim Hefllcflngcr Finds a Sympathizer. DeakSih: I am not without hope. Tho silver lining of faith Is now glittering sround the edge of the dark nnd somlier cloud of despondency that for the past fortnight ha heen hanging threaten ingly In the political atmosphere of the 9th, Judi cial District. Ijist week I was much disheartened. Tho foolish people of Juniata and Perry Counties had the presnmptlnn to take Into the Judicial arena a man who wih raised on the north side of tho mountain. I expected to see some terrlhlo visitation of Divine vengeance follow this unpar alleled ;crlme. I waited for four (lays In dread of tho reproduction of tho plagues of Kgypt or tlio fearful surges of billowy flame thai rolled over the cities of the Plain, or the angry skies with tho frightful tokens that preceded the destruction of Jerusalem, but there were no more toads than usual, nor any lice that I could hear of save those that I caught from the children the last timo 1 was ut Wattle's house. neither could I discover the smell of Sulphur 111 the air, nor soe tlery swords In the sky. At the expiration of this time I re ceived a letter from Sirs. McCracken of Juniata County, urging mc to come over as soon ns possi ble, stating also that Widow McGrannahan was very anxious to see me on business of great Impor tance. Now knowing as I do that the old lady Is scheming to have me marry tho widow, this re quest was tho cause of flesh trouble. Hut think ing that tho jieople had repented of their great sin, and an Immediate visit would enable mo to call upon the people to look ut tho steeple of tho Court House in Carlisle for salvation from Im pending destruction, ns the Jews of olden time were directed to look to tho brazen serpent on the top of the pole when tho fiery serpents Inva ded the camp In the wlldcrhess, 1 Immediately went. When I reached my destination I found the family all well but Mrs. McGraiinahan and llvo of tliu children. I soon discovered the Impor tant business to be transacted Mrs. McGranna ban wanted to borrow tirt fi'vin :ne to pay for a new set of teeth . After 1 had compiled with her request she began to talk to me of her lamented husband. Willi tears large us apple dumplings rolling from her sorrowful ejes, down over her care worn checks she recounted his many virtues. Ah yes! she said, now since he's gone 1 know how to sympathize with poor Barbara .Tiggerunibob. Her husband Israel, hauled stouo with a yoke of oxen to the new bridge down here. Ho was a great rover. Ho used to be on board a whale ship, then he listed and went downtotho Florida wars and lit Willi the Injuns, and dually when he settled down here he was so scarred and bruised that you couldn't see a bit of whole flesh on his body. Well one day when he stopped the wagon to let his oxen blow, one of them struck him with his horns when he was striking at the tiles, nnd knocked him over In tho road, and then they started and run the wagon over him killliighliu on the spot, l'oor liarbara said It wasn't that she missed Israels company so much, us to think Hint after so many glorious chances of dylu both on sea and land, that he had to come here and be be trampled to death by a pair of dod durned snotty calico-sided old steers. So euld Mrs. MeGrannaban, wiping her noso nnd sobbing violently; " I don't fret so much for James because he's dead, as to think that he was killed by tho contrariness of the people of thcBo counties where there Is no college, or garrison, and where they raise little else than hoop-poles nnd buckwheat." When I thought of tho noble conduct of this man In thus sus taining tho rights of Carlisle to tho Judgeship, and gazed upon his family of 7 orphans, uouu of which seemed to possess sulllcieut dry goods to wad a shot guu, my eyes become suf fused with tears, and turning from them I qui etly left the bouse, and walked towards home. It was my intention to commit suicide. I in tended to return homo, and take with mo to my room two and a half bushels of dried apples and nine gallons of water, nnd then go out of this world ou a tremenduous butt. After hav ing walked some distance Iu this melancholy frumo of mind, I set down to rest. Boon I heard the distant rumbling of wheels, and a buggy containing a mun of grave and rever end mien came by. Ills (lowing beard, his broad phylacteries, aud his toothless lower Jaw gave him an apostolic appearance, very similar to that of Judas Iscuriot, as represented ou canvas. From his pocket protruded a pack of LaC'rosse and Ferry County." Democrats j" tho Hues were under his feet, his left hand held a copy of tho " 13I.OOMFIELD Times," while his right hand stroked his beard vigorously. I found that ho was rending aloud one of my letters, but like tho Eunuch of Philip's tlino,ho failed to undcrsund- I approached him cau tiously, and said, " Underi-tamlcst thou what thou readest I" and he replied, " Not more than forty per cent." I then mounted the buggy seat and conversed with him about the situa tion. I found thut ho was In sympathy with my feelings concerning tho Judgeship, nay more, thut he whs actually truvellug to con vince tho people thut It must be glveu to Cum berland, where Judges like Saner-Kraut, ulwuys grow better as they grow older. He usBurcd ine thut there were fivb moke meh beside my self In the district who wanted the $40,000, of sulury for the next ton years to go to Carlisle, ft'hcu I heard this, tears of gratitude welled iu my eyes, perhaps I was saved, and the rights of Carlislo might yet bo established. Ho ulso guvo mc the ussuruuee thut his four compan ions and himself would stand by me, and If thero was no other hope, on the dny of the elec tion, we would do as tho heathen Chinee do with tho Digger Indians iu California we would go to the polls In the dl Huron t districts and frighten the people away by making grim ances ut them, aud he further usturod mo thut they were well calculated for this, us they all had big mouths thus you seo hop has again been renewed. Yours feelingly, JIM HEEFLEFINGER, Who hns now nindo up his mind to live for a fortnight longer. Ile-Openlng. Tho M. E. Church at Lan disburg, which for sometime has been un dergoing repairs, will be re-opened on Sun day tho 8th of October. " Preaching on Saturday evening the 7th, at 7$ o'clock, aud ou Sunday morning at 10, aud also ou Sunday uvening. The services will be conducted by the Rev. W. Owynii, of Manor Hill, assisted by the Pastor, ltov. E. Shoe maker. The public and friends of the cause aro cordiully invited to attend. - ' COMM UNICATID. . . , ' ' . ' v Eahcol, Perry eo., Pa., Sept. 15th, 1871. Mr. Editor The " Esheol Fur Compuuy," a few dnys ago elected the following ollleeri i Csptulu, Huron Steuben 1 1st. Lieut., J. illow horn i 2nd Lieut., It. Ifuntycout Ut Serg't., 8. Crispin i 2nd Serg't., M. Buldy 3rd Serg't' J. D. Hornbook ( 4th Serg't., J. H. Spoketbuvei 6th Berg't., Hurry Fatty. Squirrel skins are a nuisance about town. Tho Captain promises S rob? , of Bciulrrcl skins to each rec ruit. '' Left Jill Home. My son Samuel Jacobs having recently loff home without my . knowledge , or con sent, I hereby caution nil persons against harboring or trusting him.-' Any person knowing Ms wheruubout will confer a fa vor by wmling mo notice, PHILIP JACOBS, 't . ' Ickesburg, Pa.' ' Attention 1 Printers! A job , Printing Office is offered for salo in tho borough of Carlisle Pa. at a vory low figure and on reasonable terms. Long Primer, Brevier and Nonpareil sufficient for carrying on a medium sized nowspnpor. Job typo for the smallest card or mammoth poster, all new. Presses new and good. For further par ticulars, as to price, terms &c. nddrcss Samuel Elliot. .... Carlislo. FLORAL GUIDE FOR 1872. Containing Bevonty-Two Pages and Two Brautiful Col onsn Plates nicely Illustrated, giving plain directions for the cultivation of nearly a Thou sand Varieties of Flowers and Vegetables. Full bound with your name In gilt, post-paid, In November, 50 cents. Paper cover and ono colored pinto, 5 cents. HIT Cutnloguc of hardy Bulbs and Soed for fall-planting, now ready and seat free to nil applicants. Address, M. G. REYNOLDS, 30 Rochester, N. Y: Public Sales. Wo call attention to the following sales, bills for which havo been printed at this oflice. On Saturday Oct. 14th, Mr. Andrew B.Comp, of Centre township, will oiler at public sule the property on which ho resides. Seo udvertiso ineut In another column. Jacob Buck, Asslgneo of John II. Nowvlock, of Htill'ulo township, Perry county, Pa., oilers nt Privuto snlo a vulunblo furm containing 150 Acres having thereon erected n Good Store nnd Tavern Btnnd, a new Bank Barn and Lime Kiln. Also, several othor valuublo Tracts of land, containing Limestone. t'gT Edward Bayer, Esq., Horton, Kings Co., N. B., writes that an astonishing cure has been effected on his daughter by tho uso ef John, sou's Anodyne Liniment. The whole spine beenme diseased, she lost tho use of her limbs, and her back was rounded up liko a bow, In consequence of tuklng cold after having been Inoculated for the kino pock. She is now well. !-fT" Figured down to a lino point Oak Hull's Full Prices. "150 Salesmen kept busy selling Wann makcr & Brown's Fall Stock. County Trice Current. IlixJOMi'iKi.D, September 25, 1S7L Klax-fced J2 00 Potatoes 40 Butter V pound Is " Eggs t dozen, 18 " Dried Apples V pound 5 a 6 " Dried Peaches, iu 10 cts.tlb. Pealed Peaches, 1218cts. " Cherries, 0 0 cts. " " Pitted 15 18 cts. " Blackberries 00000 cts. " Onions V bushel, 75 NEWrOHT MAHKETS. Owrecfcd Weekly by Kougli, Snjiiler A Co. 11E.U.EUS IN CJ II AT. IV Jte PHODUCK. Nkwpokt, September 25, 1871. Flour, Extra, J5 50 Bed Wheat 1 05 H 1 20 Bje 75 Com . 60 Q 65. Oats V 32 pounds, 40 Clover Seed 5 00 Timothy Seed, 3 CO Flax Seed 1 75 Potatoes 30 Ground Alumn Salt 2 00 Llnicburner's Coal, 2 40 Stovo Coal, 4 2,j 5 SO Pea Coal 3 00 Smith Coal 25 cts. V bus. Cross Ties,8J-4 feet long 45 O 15 cents FISH, SALT, I.1MK AM) ('OA I. Of all kinds always on hand nnd for salo at tho Lowest Market hates. Philadelphia Price Current. Oirrccled Weekly by Janncy .t A ndrem. No. 123 Mahket Stiifkt. PliiLAOKM-uiA, September 23, 1871. White Wheat :. 1 flol 65 Wheat, , ., 1 48 J1 62 Bye 825 . Corn 74076 Outs, 47052 Clover Seed 10 QlOJiper lb. Timothy Seed, 8 0003 60 Flaxseed 1 00 31 90 Country Lard, . 8 10 Eggs, 25 9 26 Butter, dull sale., 8 a 14 Washed Wool 74 cents per lb. Leonaiu) Jones On tho 14th Inst., at the residence of D. Crist, in Tutcarora township, by the Rev. Wm. Qulgley, Mr. Jos. Leonard und Sulllo M. Jones, both of Perry co., Pu. Sprra Messinoer On the 21st Inst., at tho residence of David Messlnger, Esq., Key stone, Pa., by Rev. W. D. C. Rodrock, Mr. Hen ry Bpcra, of New Kingston, Pa., to Miss Surah June Messlnger. Mezbsnlcsburg pnpers please copy.' . . ' RiniAHDSON Doybu At the residence of Dr. J. E. Biuger, Nowport, on tho 22d lust., by Rev. Jus. Cruwford, Mr. KUIrldge Richurdson, of Sniithfleld, Me., to Miss Eliza E. hover of Newport. 8 Anderson 8 wartzOu the 2lst Inst., by Rov. Jus. Cruwford, at his residence iu New. port, Mr. John Sanderson, of Toboyno twp., to Miss Mary Juno Swarts, of Jackson twp., this county. . . Foltz Camphkix On the 24th Inst.; by R. L. Mngoe, Esq., Mr. William Folts to Miss Saruh Auu Campboll, all of Centre twp. OMtuary notices nml TrPutr of Jtespect via be chnrtied.fnrnt the rntf of trn venl wr line. Jimth notices not etceetllna Jltt lines art intert cU without chartu. DEATHS. Rhameh. Ou the 14th ult.,in Ryo township, with Dlpthorlu, Mury h., duughter of llonry 8. and Phoebe Reitmer, aged "years, 4 mouths, and 15 duys, ,, ' . .,. Cnon.ir In lUccoon Valley, on the 13th Inst., Margaret Pudun.wlfe of Jumos Croslcy, aged 40 years, 11 months and 10 duys. ' , Though sadly we nilss'hor, 'twere wrong to deplore her, ... When taken to God, our guardian, her guide; And though she bus left ue, we all hope to meet her , , uiJi,' . .... Whore death hat no stlug, sluco the Baylor llUthlill(l. ,,' V" j . Lkonauo Near Murkelvlllo, on the 13th Inst., Lewis Bumuc), son of JauiesL. and Pns colla Leouurd, aged 15 yeurs, 1 month and 8 days. Also at the sain moment, Emery Am brose, brother of Lewis, aged 2 ysurs, 16 mot. and 6 duyt. , ,Nctv Advcrtiitemcntfi. - THE NEW DISINFECTANT I Bromo Chloralum, NON POISONOUS. ODEUI.ESH, - POWERFUL- DEODORIZER AND DISINFECTANT. ENTIRELY IYARMI.ES8 AND SAFE. 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It Is as perfect for washing as a wringer Is for wringing, t he price, another paramount Induce ment to purchasers, has been placed so low that It is wll hlu the reach of every housekeeper, aud there Is ho article of domestic economy that will repay the small investment so soon. 8 5.5 0'.: All that Is asked for this GHKAT LABOR SA Ell, Is s fair trial. We guarantee each mu- ciuue io uo as wcik penectiy. Soi.b Agents vor ths I'Nrren Status, 'A. II. FKANCISCUS & CO., 613 MARKET ST., nilLADELPHIH A, PA. The lurgest and cheapest WOODEN WARE HOUSE Iu the Lulled States. J & J.t, c. XMmt'KTO '"VALID 1'KNftIONKKM. 1I Thousands of Soldiers who are now drawing Invalid Pensions are entitled to Increase. All Pen sioners who believe their Pensions too small, can now have them increased by making application to ' ' lewis Potter" j., . -'u. , Claim Agent, . EST fit New lllooinlleld, Ptt. t-tf" Busier than ever at Wsnanmkcr ifc. Brown's Oak Hall this Fall. ' -.
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