Philadelphia Advertisements. John Lucas & Co., Solo and THE ONLY MANUFACTURERS OF THE IMPERIAL FRENCH, AND PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Furo WliHc Xnl mid Color MANUFACTURERS, Nos, Hi and 143 North Fourth St., Philadelphia. There Were Sold in the Year 1870, op Blatchley's Cucumber TR WOOD PUMPS, Measuring 213,5(Vi feet In length, or sunielout in the agrcgate for A WELL OVER 40 MILES BEEP, Simple in Construction Fast in Operation Cirtiuj no Taste to the 'ater Du rable and Cheap. These pumps nro their own best recommendation. l'"or Kilo ly Dealers III Hardware ami Agricultu ral Implements, Plumbers, I'hiiii Makers, &., throughout the country. Circulars, (ve., furnish ed tij :i l j ;i I i 1 1 1 liy mail or otherwise. Hlngln pumps forwarded to parties in towns w licit' 1 have no agents upon tho receipt ot the retail priee. In buying, bo careful that voiir pump hears my I rado mark as above, as 1 guarantee no other. ta- Olllco and Ware-room, Nos. 04 anil (Vjil Filliert Street, Sl.ltri PHILADELPHIA. PA. S-Those Pumps can be ordered of tho Mann facturer, or F. Mortimer : Co., New Uloomlleld. SOWER, KARNES & POTTS, Ilooltsellers & ttlntioncr.s, And Dealers in CURTAIN AM) Wall-papers, Nos. 530 -Market and 523 Minor .Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. . Publishers of Sanders' New Headers, and Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History of the United Slates, Feltou's Outline Maps, &c. 1ILAXK BOOKS Always on hand, and made to Order. 31t MILLER & ELDER, ItookKcllcr.s and Stationers, 11LAXK HOOK MAXWACTUIililtH, And Dealers In WINDOW CURTAINS AM) M ALL IM1j;K, No. 430, Market Street, . 31 PHILADELPHIA, A. CHARLES MAUARGE & CO., Wholesale Dealers in l.'apor, irxi-H, Sc., Nos. 30, 32, and 34, South Sixth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Paimr any Him, Weight, Color and Quality, made to order, ut short nut Ice. 101y41 i.oiinis Writiiier llnia ! TIUS FLUID is warranted EQUAL to Ahnoi.d's, and Is sold at much less price. The money will be refunded to those buying It, If It does nut prove entirely satisfactory. 4. For sale by F. Mortimer, New liloonillcld. MILLER & ELDER, Sole Agents, 430 Market Street, 2B1 Philadelphia. A. L. Kaib J. E. Fkbtmihk. K 11 It cV FKYmitH, IHPOHTEHH AND JODDEIIS Or O la i 11 II , Cjc lllMN AND QUEENSWARE, 301 and 803, Cberry St., between Arch & Race, PHILADELPHIA. Constantly ou band, Original Assorted Packages. 8. 9. ly 10 Philadelphia Advertisements. Importers and Jobbers Of Staple and Fancy DRY - GOODS, Cloths, Cassimcres, Blankets, Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &o., Nos. 405 and 407 MAItKET STREET, (Above Fourth, North Side,) IMiilnrtclpliin. WRIGHT & SIDDALL, Wholesale Druggi sts, AND DEALERS IN Patent Medicines, 119 MARKET STREET, NEAU FRONT, Philadelphia, Ta. A FULL STOCK of everthlng connected with the business, of the best quality, and at very low prices. A good location for business, with a ow rent and light expenses, enables us to oiler In ducements to buyers, and makes It worth their while to give us a trial. Philadelphia, 3. str. SAVES I,AK4H&! Saves Time ! SAVES 3JXHY! yyAiNnuiirr & co's Labor-Saving Soap Will bo found the best In use. Willi this Soap washing may bedono w ith half the labor required when any other Is used, and the saving In wear to clothes Is really astonishing. It w ill cost only Fif teen Cents to try It, and after that you will use no other. M- For sale by all (Iroeers, anil by F. Mortimer, New Jiloomlleld, 1'a. 317 UBS A VISILE & CO., Wholesale Dealers In Carpets, Oil Cloths, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a tine assortment of Wood a iu! Willow AVnrc, No. 313, North Third Street, Philadelphia, Pa. January 1, 1S(19. John Shatfner, Jr. F. S. Ziegler. Theo. ltumol SIIAFFXER, ZIEGLER & CO., Successors to SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO., Importers and Dealers in Hosiery, (Cloves, JSihnons, SiiHjieiMlei's, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS AND FANCY GOODS, No. 3d, North Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Affentsfor Lancaster Combs, YV. F. KOIir,EIl, JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Furs, J4 1 1 II AV - Cm O O (1 H i5s:noktii third btreet, 3 91yl0 PIIILADELnilA. S. It. TAYLOlt, WITH WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North Fast Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?, Philadelphia Pa nOAK, McCONKEY & CO., Successors to WM. W. PAUL & CO., WIIOEESALB BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, 623 Market St. and 614 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Penn'a. WHOLESALE v , grocers January 1, 1869. LLOYD, SUFPLEE, & WALTOJf, WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE, No, 625 Market Street, Philadelphia. Pliiladclphia Advertisements. C. 1. KXIUHT fc HIIO'H, Wholesnlo I)cnlcr9 in PIS II , OllOOHO AND 114 South Delaware Avenue, Below Chestnut St., PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Collins, (..'ethics & C'o's ('mined Fruits. iMltf A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lcwars. J. S. Glelm. Cunningham, Gleina & Co., AVholesale Dealehs in Tobacco, Segars, &c, NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STREET, ni ii.Aii:ff.iaiiA. 32310 WM. H. KENNEDY, WITH Ilenspliill sV ChitiMllcr, T1EAI.EU8 IN Tobacco, Scgars, &c, No. 222 MARKET STKKKT, 1IIIT,A1)EI.PIIIA, 1A. i-A full Slock of the Celebrated Monitok Na W, always on hand. 1 32 li lu AV. A. A rvooi. Isaac W. Kanck ATW001), RANCK & CO., C'oiittiiissioii ?5ereliams, AND Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of I'ickled and Salt J? I S II , No. 210 North Wharves, above Itace Street, 3 10 fimfi PHIL A DEL PI II A , PA. PATTERSON & NEWLIN, Wholesale dirocrrx, AND C O M JI J K S I O N 51 E It C II A N T S No. 120 A1IC1I STliKKT, rhilutlclphla. V The salo of Eggs, Seeds, Grain and Wool a specialty. 31 r riease send for a Circular. 48 For the Farm and Garden! JJt'ltK UltOUM) JIONK, SCPKU FHOSl'IIATK OF I.IME, ANIMAL COMl'OST, AND GROUND 1'LASTF.lt, Maniiraeliired by the llanisburg Fertilizer Coin, pany, llarrisbiirg, l'a. For sale by H. IL FICKKS & IlltO., Newport, l'a. 5 9,13 LONGEST ROOF In the United States Is on Week's Sons' Factory. Faston, l'a., one third of a mile long, and Is cov ered with READY ROOFING, CHEAP, DllKATU.E and easily applied. Send for circular and samples to the manufacturers. KEADV KOOFINU CO., 4 23 lya No. 64 Courtland St. New York. rA?o Hliooiiiiilcoi'w. THE subscribers keep constantly on hand, a FINE ASSOltTMENX OF FRENCH CALF SKINS, PINK LININGS, ROANS, MOROCCOS, SHOE THREAD, PEGS, A WLS, and a general assortment of articles used by Shoo makers. KMORTIMER A CO. HTKllKOKCOl'KH, VIEWS, ALIiLMS, CHUOMOrt, FRAMES. K. Ai 11. T. ANTHONY A. CO., 501 Broadway, New York, nvito the attention of the Trade to their exten. Iv assortment of the above goods, of their own publication. Manufacture atvt linjiorlatlon. Also, PHOTO LANTERN SLIDES and ORAPHOSCOPES. NEW VIKWSOF YOSEM1TE. A'. Je It. T. AXTHOXY& CO., 6U1 BnoADWAr, New Yoiik, OiiM)site Metropolitan Hotel, Importers and Manufacturers of Pliotofci'fiphto 3ttit'i-lul. 6 10. 13 D UNCAN SHERMAN & CO,. IIAlNlClCItH, No. 11 Nassau Street, NEW YORK, Issue circular Notes and circular Letters of credit available in any part of the world. r Current accounts received on such terms as may be agreed upon. (5 12tf Wull Paper A beautiful assortment of Wall Pupers and Bottlers is now on hand and for salo by F. Moiitimkii, & Co. Prices low. tf. 1lCNltr T. IIELMItOLD'S Ooiiipouinl Xlnitl EXTRACT CATAWBA GRAPE 'PILLS. Ciimjiotent Par Fluid Extract Rnt linrb mul Fluid Extntvt Cataw- " Ita Grape Juice.. FOR LIVER COMPLAINTS, .IACNDICE. P.1L IOHS AFFECTIONS, SICK, OR NKItVOt'S IIKADACm:, COST I VENESS, Etc. Pl'RELY V lid KTAIILE. CONTAIN lN(t NO MERCCRY. MINERALS, OR DELETERIOUS DRL'OS. 1J These Pills are the most delightfully pleasant purgative, superceding castor oil, sails, magnesia, etc There Is nothing more acceptable to the stomach. They give tone, and cause neither nau sea nor griping pains. They mo composed of the II nest Ingredients. After a few days use of liiein, siicu un invlgoratlon ot the entire system takes place as to appear miraculous to tho'weak and enervated, whether anlsing from Imprudence oi disease, ji, i. iieimnoiU K tjonipoiiiKi l iuid Ex tract Catawba It rape Pills are not sugar-coated, from tlie fact that sugar-coaled pills do not (lis solve, but pass through the stomach without dis- solving, consequently do not produce the desired eiieci. me ratawha crape puis, being pleasam in lasie ami ouor. oo not necessiiaio tneir being sugar-coated. PRICE FIFTY CENTS PER lSoX 13 HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S IIIOIII.Y C ON ('EN THAT ED COMTOIND EXTRACT ARSAPARILLA Will riullcnlly extenninato from the system Scrofula, Syphilis, Fever Bores, V leers, Soro Kycs, Sore Legs, Sore Mouth, Sore Head, Bron chitis, Skin Diseases, Salt Rheum, Cankers, Running from tho Ear, Whito Swellings, Tu mors, Cancerous Affections, Nodes, Rickets, (ihiudular Swellings, Night Sweats, Rash, Tet ter, Humors of ail Klmls, Chronic Rheuma tism, Dyspepsia, and all diseases that have been established in the system for years. llcing prepared expressly for tho above com plaints, its blood-purifying properties are great er than any other preparation of sarsnparllln. It gives the. complexion a clear and healthy col or and restores tho patient to a stato of health nnd purity. For purifying tho blood, removing all chronic constitutional diseases nrising from nn impure state of the blood, and tho only reli able and ell'cctual well known remedy for the cure of pains nnd swelling of the bones, ulcer ations of the throat nnd legs, blotches, pim ples on tho face, erysipelas and all scaly erup tions on the skin, and beautifying the complex ion. 3t HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S CONCENTItATED Fluid Extract Bachu, THE GREAT DIUKETIC, has cured every cuso of Diabetes In which it has been given, Irritation of the neck of tho blad der and lnllamntion of the kidneys nnd bladder, retention of urine, diseases of tho l'rostruto Gland, stono In the bladder, calculous, gravel, and mucous or milky discharges, and for enfee bled nnd delicate constitutions of both sexes, attended with the following symptoms : Indis position to Exertion, Loss of Power, Loss of Memory, Diincuity ot Urenthing, Weak Nerves, 1 rumbling Horror of Disease, Wakefulness, Dimness of Vision, Pain in tho liack, Hot Hands, Flushing of tho llody, Dryness of tho Skin, Eruption of tho Face, Pallid Counte nance, Universal Lassitudo of tho Muscular System, etc. Used by persons from tho ages of eighteen to twenty-live, and from thirty-livo to fifty-live or In tho dcclino or ehungo of life ; af ter confinement or labor pains ; bed-wotting In children. Helmbold's Extract Bucliu Is Diuretic and blood-purifying, and cures all diseases arising from habits of dissipation, and Imprudences In life, impurities of the blood, etc. Superseding copaiba In affections for which it is used, and syphilitic affection in these discuses used In connection with Helmbold's Rose Wash. LADIES. In many affections peculiar to ladles, the Ex tract of Buchu is unequalled by any other rem edy ns In Chlorosis or Retention, Irregularity, l'ulufulucsB or Suppression of Customary Evac uutlous, and complaints Incident to the sex. It is prescribed extensively by the most einmlncnt physicians and mldwlvcs for enfeebled and del lento constitutions, of both sexes and all ages (attended with any of tho above diseases or symptoms.) o II. T. HELMBOLD'S EXTRACT BU CHU CURES DISEASES AKISINO FROM IMPRUDENCES, IIABIT8 OF DISSIPATION, ETC., In all their stages, at little expense little or no change in diet, no inconvenience, and no expo sure. It causes a frequent desire, and gives strength to Unirntc, thereby removing Obstruc tions, Preventing and Curing Strictures of the Urethra, Allaying Pain nnd lnllamntion, so fre quent in this class of diseases, and expelling all poisonous matter. Thousands who have been tho victims of Incompetent persons, and who have paid heavy fees to be cured in a short time, have found they have been deceived, and that tho " poison" 1ms, by the use of " power ful astringents," been dried up in the system, to break out In a more aggravated form, and perhaps after marriage. Use Helmbold's Ex tract Buchu for all ullcctlons and Diseases of tho Urinary Organs, whether existing in male or female, from whatever cause originating, and no matter bow long standing. HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S IMPROVED ROSE WASH cannot be surpassed as a Face Wash, and will be found tlio only specific remedy in every spe cies of Cutaneous affection. It speedily eradi cates Pimples, Spots, Scorcutic Dryness, Indu rations of the Cutuncous Membrane, etc. 1 Full and explicit directions accompany tho medicines. Evidence of the moBt responsible nnd reliable character furnished on application, with hundreds of thousands of living witness es, and upward of 80,000 unsolicited certifi cates and recommendatory letters, many of which are from the highest sources, iucludlng eminent Phvslciuns, Clergymen, Salesmen, etc. The proprietor has has never resorted to Iheir publication in the newspapers ; lie does not do this from the fuct that his articles rank as Standard Preparations, and do not need to be propped up by certlUcates. Henry T. IIclmliold'M Gon niiio l'l-epurutloiiM Delivered to any address. Secure from ob servation. Ektubllshed upward of twenty years. Bold by Druggists everywhere. Address letters for Information, in confidence to HENRY T. HELMBOLD, Druggist and Chemist. Only depots i II. T. HELMBOLD'S Drug and Chemical Warehouse. No. 604 Broadway, New York, or to H. T. II ELM HOLD'S Medical Depot, 6U4 South Tenth Btreet, Philadelphia, Pa. BEWARE OF COUNTERFEITS. Ask for nENRY T. HELMBOLD'S I TAKE NO OTHER. i -is lyp. HUMOROUS ITEMS. ESi?" What was Evo made for ? An- swer Adams express company. Ba?" In dispensing benefactions one should k'ivc alms to tho nruilesn and lettvo legacies to tho legless. J!"" A young lady went into a music store, nnd asked the clerk if ho had 'hov ff cs,' (tlto song.) IIo replied, " I'm told so by tho girls." P$r When Eve told Adam to chastise his son, what fivo scriptural names did she use? "Adam," fscth Eve, "Cain Abel." A friend reports tho following conversation : " Did you not think 5Ir. It. 'a pennon was clothed in beautiful lan guage ?" " Well, yes. I did think itn "closo" tho best part of it." Sy A traveler, being in n codec house with some gentlemen, was largely drawing on tho credulity of tho company.- " Whero did you sny all these wonders happened, sir ?" asked n gentleman pres ent. " I can't exactly say," replied tho traveler, " but somcwheio in Europe in Kussia, I think." " I should think It-a-ly," returned the other. Two young fellows got to banter ing each other tho other day. Finally one of them exclaimed: "Well, thcro's one thing, you can't put your bead into an empty barrel. " Hi, nonsense," ex claimed the other, "why can't I V L'c causc," dryly rejoined tho first, " it is nn impossibility to put a hogshead into a barrel." tell Tho following comes to us from Utica, N. Y. : 5Ir. A. was somewhat of a wit, and even at his dying moments, could not let an opportunity pass to crack a joke, as the following will show: As his end drew nigh, and his friends and relations gathered around his bedside, one young lady remarked that his breath was getting very short. " Why," replied tho wit opening his dying eyes; "can you see tho cud of it?" JDS7" A city miss, newly installed as the wife of a farmer, was ono day called upon by tho neighbor of tho sauio pro fession, who, in tho absence of her hus band, asked her for the loan of his plough for a short time. " I am sure you would be accommodated," was tho reply, " if 5Ir. Stone was only at home I do not know though, where ho keeps his plough;" "but," she added, evidently zealous to serve, " there is the cart in tho yard ; couldn't you plough with that till 51 r. Htono gets back?" COT A young mau was standing by a creek from which tho bridge had been torn away by a freshet, when a nervous individual drove up with a horse and butr- gy, and requested him to lead his horse across. Taking hold of his horse's bit, nud starting as if to lead him through, tho young man asked: "Can one lead him, sir?" " Oh, yes, pefectlv easy, re plied tho nervous gentleman. " Then lead him yourself, said tho young man leaving the astonished person to his own meditations. JteSy One of our German citizens eives the following lucid and satisfactory ex planation of what bock-beer is : " Puck deer, don't you see, ish vot der prewers makes all der vile effray, day voneo a year to drcat der customers vot pays 'em. it pecs twico as stlirong ash beer vot ain't half so sthrong as puek-peer ish, don't ye understand. Unt tcr inun vot puek-peer git drunk on, ain't half bo drunk on some odor peer ; ash puck-peer knock tcr sober out of him, too soon al ready. Puck-peer, shentlomcns, is more vot I don't can toll you." fitay A French priest who had usually a small congregation, wus ono day preach ing at the church in his village, when the doors being open, u gander and sever al geese came stalking up tho middle aisle. The preacher availing himself of the circumstunco, obsorved that ho could no longer find fault with tho people for non-attendance, because though they did not como themselves, they sent their rep resentatives. aST"Come hero, my little Eddie," said a gentleman to u youngster of seven years of ago, while sitting in the parlor where a largo company was assem bled; "do you know mo?" "Yes, sir, l think 1 do." " W Do am 1 then ? Let mo hear." " You aro the man who kiss ed sister Angoliuo, last night in the par- lor. Angenno laintcu. ay A story is told of tho minister of a 51ethodist chapel in Georgia, who hav ing left his spectacles at homo on ono oc casion, intended to announce to his con gregation that tho singing would be dis pensed with. He arose and said : 11 My eyes are dim, I cannot seo," and immediately the chorister commen ced singing the words to the "One Hun dredth." Hurpriso and mortification niado him almost breathless, but ho niado an effort to stammer out : " I meant but au apology," This line was taken up by tho congre gation in the same manner, whon tho do minie, becoming much excited, exclaimed: " Forbear, I pray, my eyes aro dim." li tit remonstranco was vain, and tho singers went on till, in aoeents of despair, he again oried out : " I do not mean to read a hymn I" a declaration so palpable that it silenced the vociferous singers.
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