c imc0, New Blootnftclit, pd. 7 Philadelphia Advertisements. There Were Sold in the Year 1870, Blatehley's Cucumber iiiAni; ma uk. WOOD PUMPS, Measuring :i.50fi feet In length, or sufHclcnt In I ho agrcgatc lor A WELL OVER 40 MILES DEEP, I ,.,, Saiiplo in Cotufritetton hanj in OjerMon Cuing no Tnle to tlit Water l)n- ' raUe-anaciunp. . Tlu.c.. mntino nrn (lipti nu-n ItAdt rppnmltinit.ini Inn I For by Dealers in Hardware anil Agricultu ral Implements, Plumbers, Pump Makers, &e., throughout the country. Circulars, Kc., furnish ed iiiinii application by mail or otherwise. single pumps forwarded to parties In towns whore I hao 110 agents upon the receipt ol the retail price. In having, lip careful that your lmnip bears my Ir.iibs iiia lk as uImim', as 1 guarantee 110 oilier. Nns. li'M nml l?.-Ji1 1-'llliort Street. ' ". Wtfl PHILADELPHIA, l'A. irThcsp Pumps can be orderpd of tho Mann laclurer, or Mortimer & Co., New lllooinllelil. GAiri'D lMPVl'C! t. TATTil3 wiU,U, JUAltiALb tV iUlib, j Itooksellcrs fc Stationer.';, And Healers in CURTAIN AM) WALL-PAPERS, Nos. ,VW Market ami 521 Minor St reefs. ' PHILADELPHIA, PA. Publishers of Marnlers' New Headers, and lirooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History ol i i bo lliilk'd Stales, I'elton's Outline Maps, &e. i ESI.A'K ItOOKN Always on hand, mid made to Order. ;.lt MILLER, & ELDER, SloukMcIlcrs siiid Slatloacrs, j I p.lask nooic has 'VFactvrrks. ! And Dealers In WINDOW CURTAINS AND n ABjIj l-.I'J.iI, i n- i tn v , m i ! ii). 4:!0, AlarUct btract, 1 PHILADELPHIA, .1. C1LUILK8 MAOAltGE & CO., Wholesale Dealers 111 -I'ciitrt I SL-.- Nos. :!0,-32, and :)l, Soulli Sixth Street, PiriLADULPIllA, PA. . Paper any Size, Weight, Color and Duality, uiuiie to order, at short notice. In y t I : I.Ot'IIMAX'S "Wvitill" Jlllid ! rriHIS Fl.UJD Is warranted EQUAL to Aknoi.is, J. undissoldat much less nrlue. 'J'ho inoiicv w ill be refunded to those buying it, it it docs not prove eiiiiiciy saiismei ory. i. For safe by F. Mortimer, New IllooniUclil. MILLER it ELDEU, Nile Agents, i m Market Street, 2:m;;l I'lilladelphia. A. I.. Kaub j. e. fketmike. KALIS & I ltY.TIIIti:, iMroinr.Ks and JinLnie or Chin at , O Ihhs AND QUEEN SAVAIIE, 301 and i)03, Cherry St., between Arch & ltacc, PHILADELPHIA. U7" Conntantly on hand, Original Aortcd Package. . U. t. ly 10 John Lucas & Co., Sole and THE OSLY UiH I' KACTPIt E1I3 or TUB IMPERIAL FRENCH, AND PURE SWISS GREEN, 'Alio, Pure Whllr I-iuI nml Color MA A'L'FA VTVRKUS, Nos, 141 and 14.) North Fourth St.. -'' Philadelphia. Philadelphia Advertisements. WRIGHT & SIDDALL, IWholesale DruggiEts, AM) DUAI.Kl'.S 13 Patent Medicines, 111!) MATIKKT STUEET, NEAR FRONT, ritiliulclphia, Tn. : AM' I.I, STOCK of everthing connected with the business, ol tho, bust ijuality, und ut very low prices. A good locution for bnlncs, Willi a ! ov rent nml light crpensfs, enables u to offer in lui'cnumti to Vii;!'."',", ana wakes it worth their v,,ll!B t0 Klvc ", a lria1. riiii.-nii-iiiiiin,?.. sir. - .4. . ti 'K.-u IT t urnn 1 SA1 l.'M J.Aii.CEeC . &3lOM .A-EUjlC m -yyAIMMCUT 8. O'S Tnl1nl, cjn1Tinrv' Cinan I Will uo found ll:o best in u ;p. with this Snap washing may be dono Willi halt the. labor required when any otlii'r Is used, and Urn saving In wear to clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif teen Cents to try It, and after that you will use no other. s. r or sale iy nintnie.rrs.uim oy r. miiiioner, xpwiiioomtieiii, fa. :;i7 ' i CSKAYEiJ!!.,!. cV CO., Wholesale Don-Wsb) i Carpets, . ' ! Oil Cloths,' ' " ! Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, I Butting, Wadding, Twines, S:o, And n tlno assortment if .. W 0I 31IS WlIIOIV IJIJ'O. No.' :iJ3. Xorth Third Street, PliiJatlcIiihiii, Pit. j .laimary I, IMO. . ... .. . I .loiiu Shalliier. Jr. K S. Zicyler. Theo. Itinnel j SHAFFKEIt, ZIEGLEU k CO., Successors to i MlAFFNKi:, zik;i.i:ii & CO., : ' Importers mid Dealers in ' Hosiery, 3IV'M, ' r n n j: a d s , a o m ji s. ' ami every variety o TRIMMINGS " and ' FANCY GOODS, No. North l'omth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Aycntsfor Lancaster Combn. ITl AT? nTJOTTT Sr. HO icnoFT & Importers ami Jobbers i Of Staple and Fancy DRY - GOODS, ; m .1 lJOUJS, !.. , .. . . ' (.nssimeres, :' ( 'Blankets, ' Idiions, White GooJh,. llosioiy, JLc, i-. Nos 405 and 4n7 M AltKET STKUKT, I (Above Fourth, North KMC,) J lIliIalolllliU. i . . I HOEllHS, JOBBEK IN , -m-w j v Jl ft t S , C a 1) S , IMl Y S , , 7 x 7 ItP Ntraw- ti m a 1 - otVAII T T I TI1TDTA OTTtrfT saiyio nun k tai.'T Tirr a I ., K. 15. TAYI.OIC, ? WITH WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, , North Fast Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?, Philadelphia l'ui JJOA U, M , McCOXKEY A CO., Successors to VM. Ar. PAUL & ('()., WHOLESAl.B BOOT AND SHOE , WAIlEHOUyE, C .'S Market St. and t!14 Cominorce bircct, Pliiladclphia, Ponn'ti. WHOLESALE January 1. ISOft. l.LOVD, 8UITLEE, & WALTOX, , WHOLESALE il AUDWAUK HOUSE, .i.i No. 625 Market Street, . . llillftlclihla. Fhiladelpliia Advertisements. BANKING HOUSE DP Jay Cooke A: Co., ' If! AND 114 SOUTH THIRD STREET, Philadelphia, IIKAJ.IJI'.S IN ALL ! (,;CVEItN3IEXT SECUKIT1ES. &UI .l-aO: Wanfcrt IN KXCHANGH rou new. A LIBERAL DIFFERENCE ALLOWED. . ('(tmpnuuil Interest Xotcs Wanted. . INTEREST ALLOWED OX DEPOSITS. : ,T COLI'CTIONS made 6TOCK3 bought and sold on Coiumtaslon. I-t?" SPECIA I, tin !ne?s accommodations ro- !. If. llVSSKLIu, No. Nfirlti .ht!i Street, opposite Commerce, PHILADELPIILV, i finportci' ftml Dealer in FINh WATCHES, French and American Clocks, GOLD JEWELRY SILVER-WARE. tfl.l'.ii'tieiibn aitentii'ii paid to Fine Watch ami Cluck KcpairiiiK. -.-ent for PTKVKNS PATKNT TI'KI.'KT CLUCK, the best and elieapest Turret Clock in tho Lnit"it States. Impili les liy mall for information rppardinR C'Iii"ksor Watches will be elireilnily answcriid. l'hiladelphia.llilnlv WH. II. KENNEDY, vrJTII Ilo-aes jyhill A' h!!it3lr. I Tobacco, Scfai's', tC'c, ' .No. .11 MAItKliT STIiKKT, J I-IIITjADKKPIIIA, A. I e- A full stock of the Celebrated MoMTPli Xa ; l r. always on hand. 1 32 lylu j W. B. rv'lETCALFE, . ' ' V.ITH James llusticl & Co., j Wiioi.i:bai.u Dkalers IN I Tobacco and Cigars, ! So. 11, South lvonl Street, i Philadelphia. Await f'r Celebrated Star NaNy.J 4 22 ly v. e. kk;iit v nitons, i Wholesale Pcalers in : F I S H , ! : AM) . 111 Suuili liclaware Avt'ime, ! J'clow Clicstiint St., . i ; I '11 LAD PL PNTA, PA. Agcnt.s fur ( dllliis, (.iediii'H & t'o's Canned l rulls. Villi . A. B. Cunulnghuni. J. II. Lcwura. J. S.Gleim. ;- Cunningham, Gleim & Co., ' w w WllOI.ESlT.R DKil.FKS l-J Tobacco, Segars, tVc, 1 Ml. 1. XOIiTll FIFTH STItKliT, . Eaiii,Aii:i.flii3A. 1 . u2ol0 W. A. Atw'Ood. Isaac W. Ham k "r. . , , A'i W 001), KAXCK iV CO., Commission ' . 33orolials. Wliclcvile 1 icalers jiuiU kluds til Pickled and Salt I? I IT , No. 2IU Xoitli Wharvi", above llace Street, ator.mli .. PHILADELPHIA, l'A. PATTERSON & NEWLIN, ''' Wholesale i rovvrn, '(jojr.M IHS (). .Mi:i::ii a'Nts No. 120 AUCII STIIKKT, I'UUadetphla. Mf The sale of Fys, Seeds, Cralu ami Wool u Kiit'ciully. ::l JLi- Please send for a Circular. is For tlio Farm and Garden1! . 'prim tiiioi.M) hom:, ' M. J " I I t I'llOHl'lI.VIEOI 1.I.V1K. , A MM A I. COMl'OST, 1 ' : . ami i itiiFND 1'i.A.vna;, Mil i u I : i l . 1 1 . -.1 hv the llarrl'.biil'Lf Fertilizer ( inn. .'l"'.v. llar.rWmrK, Pu. For sail by . ir. pick i s s. into., NcvK)it, P.i. .'.(. i a IIEXJIV T. HETjMUOTjD'N j OoxiipoiiiKl iriiiili EXTRACT CATAWBA j GRAPE PILLS.I Comjmtrnt Pmi.i Fluid I.'.rlrin t Rim- l'irh and Fluid Ih trai l CiUhk . ia (Iropr. Ji'.tCf.. Poll I.UF.Ii COMPLAINTS, .1 ACNDlcF. MI. lOI'H AFKKCTiONH, SICK, (lit M'.llVOl H IIKADAtJHK, COSTIVFNKSS, F.ic. PI liKI.V VHOHTAHI.Ii. CONTA1 NINO NO M KltCt: It Y, MINKKAI.S, Olt l.iDl. lilFKKIl'S Dill (IS. II Tliese Pills are tho most delluhtfully pleasant purgative, supereedlnp: castor oil, falls, ma;cnesia, ele. There Is nothing more acceptable to the stomach. ' hey nlvc tone, anil causo neither nau sea nor p'ipini! pains. They aro composed of the finest Inirvcclicnts. After a few days' use of them, such all lni-'oral ion of the entire KVstem i.ini.s i!.n.i. .in i'. iii'i'.'.ii mi I .it iii ms lo iiiu iii.lh. i or disease. II. T. llelmliold's Componnd Fluid Kx Iract Catawba (Irape Pills aro nut suirar-eoated, from the fact that snuar-eoal ed pills do not dis solve, hut. pass throiicji tile stomach without (lis. solving, consequently do not luoc lu tho desired elleet. The Catawba Crape I'llls, helm; pleasant In taste and odor, do not necessitate tlcH- lielng simarcoaled. PliK'K I Il'TY CICNTS fl'.U lloX. HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S ltKilll.Y CONtliNTltATCl) COMIMI1M1 EXTRACT SARSAPARILLA Will radically extertiilnnto from tho fystem Scrofula, Syphilis, Fever Sores, Ulcers, Sore Eyes, Soro Let;, Soru Jlo'ith, Sore Head, Bron chitis, Skin Disenscs, Salt Itheuni, Cankers, Running from tlio Ear, Wliito Swellings, Tu mors, Canecroiis All'ectlons, Nodes, Pickets, Glandular Swolllncra, Nitrht Sweats, Rush, Tet ter, Humors of ail Kim!, Chronic Rheuma tism, Dyspepsia, and nil ilisoancs Hint have been established in t lie svstem fur years. Being prepared expressly lor tho above com plaints, its Ulood-piirlfyinit properties arc great er than any other jireparatlon of sarsaparilla. It tjive.s tlio complexion a clear and healthy col or and restores tho patient to n, 6tatu of health and purity. For purifying tho blood, removing all chronic constitutional diseases arising from an Impure stntoof Hie blood, and tlio only reli able and effectual well known remedy for tho euro of pains nml (swelling of tho bones, ulcer ations of the throat mid legs, blotches, pim ples on the face, erysipelas and all scaly erup tions on the skin, and beautifying the complex ion, 31 HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S CONCESTHATEI) Fluid Extract Jiiichu, THE GREAT DIURETIC, has cured every caBO of Diabetes iu whMi it bus been given, Irritation of tho neck of tho blad der nml inllnmntion of the kidneys anil bladder, mention of nrlno, diseases of tho Prostrato Gland, stone in the bladder, calculous, gravel, nnd mucous or milky discharges, and for enfee bled nml dcllcnto constitutions of both sexes, attended with tho following symptoms : Indis position to Exertion, Loss' of Power, Loss of Memory, Diillculty of Breathing, Weak Nerves, 'I fcmbiiug Horror of Disease, Wakefulness, Dimness of Vision, Puin in the Back, Hot Hands, Flushing of the Body, Dryness of tho Skill, Eruption of the Face, Pallid Counte nance, Universal Lassitude of tlio Muscular System, etc. Used by persons from tlio ages, of eighteen to twenty-live, and from thirty-five to fifty-five or in the decline or ehnngo of llfo i ni ter confinement or labor pains ; bed-wetting in children. 1$ Ilclinbold's Extract Buchu is Diurctio and blood-purifying, and curc9 nil diseases urioing from habits of dissipation, and imprudences in life, impurities of the blood, etc. Superseding copaiba lu affections for which it Is used, nml syphilitic affection in tlieso diseases used In connection with llelmbold's Roso Wash. LADIES. In many nflcctlons peculiar to ladles, tho Ex tract of Buchu is uncquitllcd by any other rem edy as in Chlorosis or Retention, Irregularity, Piiinfulncss or Suppression of Customary Evac uations, and complaints incident to the sex. It is prescribed extensively by tho most cmmlnent physicians nml niidwlvcs for enfeebled nnd del icate constitutions, of both sexes nnd all ages (attended with nny of the nbovo diseases or symptoms.) o II. T.' HELMBOIJVS EXTRACT BU- ' CHU CURES DISEASES ARISING FROM IMPRUDENCES, HABITS OF DISSIPATION, ETC., In ail their stages, nt little expense little or no change in diet, no inconvcnleuco, and no expo sure. It canscs a frequent desiro, nnd gives strength to Unirnte, thereby removing Obstmr.- I lions, Preventing and Curing Strictures of the j Urethra, Allayluff Puin oud Inllainution, so fro. ijnent in this eluss of diseases, and expelling I all poisonous matter. Thousands who have I been tho victims of incompetent persons, and who have paid heavy fees to be cured In a short I time, have found they have been deceived, und , that the " poison" has, by tho nso of " power 1 lul astringents," been dried up in tuo system, i to break out in a more aggravated form, and I perhaps after murrluge. Use Helinbold"s Ex tract Buchu for ull affections nnd Diseases of i tlio Urinary Organs, whether existing lu male or female, from whatever causo originating, i ami no mailer now long siamiing. i 11KNIIV T. HELMBOLD'S IMPROVED ROSE WASH ' cannot be surpassed as a Faeo Wash, and will I be found the only epceltla remedy in every spe- lies of Cutaneous all'ection. it speedily onull I cntcs Pimples, Spots, Scorculio Dryness, Indu rations of the Cutaneous Membrane, tie. 1 Full and explicit directions nccoiupuuy tlio medicines. Kvldeneo of tlio limit responsible I and reliable character furnished ou application, witli hundreds of thousands of living w itness es, ami upward of 110,000 unsolicited certitl ' cates and recommendatory letters, many of I which am from tho highest sources, including I eminent Plivsleians, Clergymen, Salesmen, etc. The proprietor has has never resorted to their publication iu Ibo newspapers ho does not do 1 this from tho fact that his urtieles rank as Standard Preparations, and do not need to bo ! propped up by cortllleatcs. Delivered to liny aUdrots. ( Hcrire from ob servation. ' F-ttuhlished upward of twenty years. Sold by Druggists everywhere. Address letters for i Information, In eomhlciico to HENRY T. 1 1 1 ELM BOLD, Druggist and Chemist. Only depots: JI. T. H KLMBOI.D'S Dim; and Chemical Wurchoiisc. No. fill Himulwny, New York, or to 11. T. HELMBOLD'S .Medical Depot, 601 Suutli Tenth Street, Phliudeluhia, Pa. BEWARE OF COUNTERFEITS. Ask for HENRY T. HELMBOLD!S! TAKE NO OTHER. 4:;8 1vp. HUMOROUS ITEMS. XSf An Irishman mooting another, asked him what had becomo of Patrick, O'Murpbcyf" " Arruh, uow my dear honey," answered he, " Paddy was con demned to lo hanged, bnl saved his life by djing in prison." Biy A man Hontenced to bo hung was visited by his wife, who unid " My dear, would you like to havo the children see you oxecutod '!" " No he replied. " That's just like you," Mid bIic, "you never want the children to linvo any enjoyment." BcaT1 " What kind of pens do you sell here, mister ?" asked a boy of a stationer. "Wo keep all kinds, you young vaga bond," was the rttdc reply. ' Oh, you do, do you? Well then, I'll lake, ten cents worth of pig pens." i2r A colored barber out, West, being summoned to set os a juror, was, on the usual examination, nsked. '' Are you a voter!"' nnd brought down the house by answering : " I'so black enough, but not old enough." StriT" Pray, Miss (' ," said a gen- flemau, otto evening, " why arc ladies so fond of officers ?" " How stupid," replied Miss 0 " Is it not natural and proper that a lady should liko a good offer, sir ?" A inarblo cutter near Lockport recently received from a German an order for a tomb stone, with the following epitaph : ' My vivo Susan is ded ; if sho had life till next Friday she'd been ded shust two weeks. As a tree fall so must she stand. All things is impossible mit God." Keif" A youngster while perusing a, chapter in Genesis, turning to his mother inquired if people in those days used to do sums on tho ground. It was discover ed that he had boon reading tho passage, " And tho sons of men multiplied upon tlio faeo of the uartb." Jtesy A young urchin bciug severely reprimanded by his mother for saying " hell" remembered tho chastisement, and on tho following Sabbath when the iiiiiusU'r, in preaching, used the word leaped up nnd exclaimed, " liy jings 1 if you had my mother to deal with, you wouldn't swear that way without getting licked, 1 know." t$r Oat little four-year old remarked to her mamma on going to bed, " I am not. afraid of tho dark." No, of course you aro not," replied her mamma, " for it can't hurt you." ' Uut, mamma, I was a little afraid nuce,Jwhcu 1 went into the pautry to get a cookie." " What were you afraid of?" asked her mamma ' 1 was afraid 1 couldn't find tho cookies.' jtsT" An editor who was evidently in sane or had a strong and vivid imagina tion recently got off tho following appro priate item, if true : I had a dream the other night, When everything was still : I ilrcameit that eacli subscriber C'amo in and paid his bill. Each wore a look of honesty, And smiles wore round each eye, As they handed out tho coin, Saying, " llow is that for high?" &uf A physician, who is something of a wag, culled on a colored Baptist minister and propounded a few puzzling questions. " Why is it," said ho, " that you aro not able to do tho same miracles that tho apostles did '( They wero protected against poisons und all kinds of perils ; how is it that you are not protected iu the same way?". The colored brother responded promptly : ." Don't know ubout that, Doc tor. ' I 'spect I is. I have tookeu a mighty sight of f trong medicines from you, Doctor, and I is alivo yet." ter A laughable scone, says tho Ma quota (Iowa) Excelsior, occurred in the C'linton county district court, the othor day. A well-dressed young man from the rural districts was summoned by tho sheriff for a juror. He objected, but it was no use, tho oTicer of tho law said " in the name of the State of Iowa you are hereby commanded," and he must come. Upon entering the court, tho young man stepped up to tho judgo und whispered in his car. Tho judgo smiled nudibly, and remarked to tho court that the young man had u marriage license in his pocket, and that o detention ou tho jury would spoil tho wholo nftuir. Amid shouts of laughturo, tho prospective head of a family was excused. t&" Tho worst joke, says an exchange, that was over perpetrated on scientific tneu took placo recently at Louisiana, Missouri. A man was sick with rheuma tism, or something, and a fellow went around to tho doctors and professors and things, and told them that it was tho quccrcKt ease on record. Ho said tho man had uo feeling. You could stick pins in his body all over and ho paid no uttention to them at all. Ho was perfect ly numb. So tho doctors got together and called on tlio sick ' man to experi ment. All arrived with pius and needles nod bodkins. Tho man was ablecp and they got around him, and each one stuck a pin in tho patient. Tlio sick man rolled over and looked at tho crowd, and thought they hud ennio to dissect him so ho took a chair in one huud aud a bed post in tho other and drove tho crowd thuuec. They were around several days afterward with their heads tied up, look ing for tho man who said tho sick man had no feeling.
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