The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, May 30, 1871, Page 7, Image 7

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Philadelphia Advertisements.
There Were Sold in the Year 1870,
Blatehley's Cucumber
iiiAni; ma uk.
WOOD PUMPS,
Measuring :i.50fi feet In length, or sufHclcnt In
I ho agrcgatc lor
A WELL OVER 40 MILES DEEP, I
,.,,
Saiiplo in Cotufritetton hanj in OjerMon
Cuing no Tnle to tlit Water l)n- '
raUe-anaciunp. .
Tlu.c.. mntino nrn (lipti nu-n ItAdt rppnmltinit.ini Inn I
For by Dealers in Hardware anil Agricultu
ral Implements, Plumbers, Pump Makers, &e.,
throughout the country. Circulars, Kc., furnish
ed iiiinii application by mail or otherwise.
single pumps forwarded to parties In towns
whore I hao 110 agents upon the receipt ol the
retail price.
In having, lip careful that your lmnip bears my
Ir.iibs iiia lk as uImim', as 1 guarantee 110 oilier.
Nns. li'M nml l?.-Ji1 1-'llliort Street. '
". Wtfl PHILADELPHIA, l'A.
irThcsp Pumps can be orderpd of tho Mann
laclurer, or Mortimer & Co., New lllooinllelil.
GAiri'D lMPVl'C! t. TATTil3
wiU,U, JUAltiALb tV iUlib, j
Itooksellcrs fc Stationer.';,
And Healers in
CURTAIN
AM)
WALL-PAPERS,
Nos. ,VW Market ami 521 Minor St reefs. '
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Publishers of Marnlers' New Headers, and
lirooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History ol i
i bo lliilk'd Stales, I'elton's Outline Maps, &e.
i
ESI.A'K ItOOKN
Always on hand, mid made to Order. ;.lt
MILLER, & ELDER,
SloukMcIlcrs siiid Slatloacrs, j
I
p.lask nooic has 'VFactvrrks. !
And Dealers In
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
n ABjIj l-.I'J.iI, i
n- i tn v , m i !
ii). 4:!0, AlarUct btract, 1
PHILADELPHIA, .1.
C1LUILK8 MAOAltGE & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers 111
-I'ciitrt I SL-.-
Nos. :!0,-32, and :)l, Soulli Sixth Street,
PiriLADULPIllA, PA.
. Paper any Size, Weight, Color and Duality,
uiuiie to order, at short notice. In y t I
:
I.Ot'IIMAX'S
"Wvitill" Jlllid !
rriHIS Fl.UJD Is warranted EQUAL to Aknoi.is,
J. undissoldat much less nrlue. 'J'ho inoiicv
w ill be refunded to those buying it, it it docs not
prove eiiiiiciy saiismei ory.
i. For safe by F. Mortimer, New IllooniUclil.
MILLER it ELDEU,
Nile Agents, i
m Market Street,
2:m;;l I'lilladelphia.
A. I.. Kaub
j. e. fketmike.
KALIS & I ltY.TIIIti:,
iMroinr.Ks and JinLnie or
Chin at , O Ihhs
AND
QUEEN SAVAIIE,
301 and i)03, Cherry St., between Arch & ltacc,
PHILADELPHIA.
U7" Conntantly on hand, Original Aortcd
Package. . U. t. ly 10
John Lucas & Co.,
Sole and
THE OSLY
UiH I' KACTPIt E1I3
or TUB
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
AND
PURE SWISS GREEN,
'Alio, Pure
Whllr I-iuI nml Color
MA A'L'FA VTVRKUS,
Nos, 141 and 14.) North Fourth St.. -''
Philadelphia.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
WRIGHT & SIDDALL,
IWholesale DruggiEts,
AM) DUAI.Kl'.S 13
Patent Medicines,
111!) MATIKKT STUEET, NEAR FRONT,
ritiliulclphia, Tn. :
AM' I.I, STOCK of everthing connected with
the business, ol tho, bust ijuality, und ut very
low prices. A good locution for bnlncs, Willi a !
ov rent nml light crpensfs, enables u to offer in
lui'cnumti to Vii;!'."',", ana wakes it worth their
v,,ll!B t0 Klvc ", a lria1.
riiii.-nii-iiiiiin,?.. sir.
- .4. .
ti 'K.-u IT t urnn 1
SA1 l.'M J.Aii.CEeC .
&3lOM .A-EUjlC m
-yyAIMMCUT 8. O'S
Tnl1nl, cjn1Tinrv' Cinan I
Will uo found ll:o best in u ;p. with this Snap
washing may be dono Willi halt the. labor required
when any otlii'r Is used, and Urn saving In wear to
clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try It, and after that you will use no
other.
s. r or sale iy nintnie.rrs.uim oy r. miiiioner,
xpwiiioomtieiii, fa. :;i7 '
i CSKAYEiJ!!.,!. cV CO.,
Wholesale Don-Wsb)
i Carpets, . '
! Oil Cloths,' ' "
! Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
I Butting, Wadding, Twines, S:o,
And n tlno assortment if
..
W 0I 31IS WlIIOIV IJIJ'O.
No.' :iJ3. Xorth Third Street,
PliiJatlcIiihiii, Pit. j
.laimary I, IMO. . ... .. . I
.loiiu Shalliier. Jr. K S. Zicyler. Theo. Itinnel j
SHAFFKEIt, ZIEGLEU k CO.,
Successors to
i MlAFFNKi:, zik;i.i:ii & CO.,
: ' Importers mid Dealers in '
Hosiery,
3IV'M, '
r n n j: a d s , a o m ji s. '
ami every variety o
TRIMMINGS "
and
' FANCY GOODS,
No. North l'omth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Aycntsfor Lancaster Combn.
ITl AT? nTJOTTT Sr. HO
icnoFT &
Importers ami Jobbers
i
Of Staple and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
; m .1
lJOUJS, !..
, ..
. . ' (.nssimeres,
:' ( 'Blankets, '
Idiions, White GooJh,. llosioiy, JLc,
i-. Nos 405 and 4n7 M AltKET STKUKT,
I (Above Fourth, North KMC,)
J lIliIalolllliU.
i . .
I HOEllHS,
JOBBEK IN
, -m-w j v
Jl ft t S , C a 1) S , IMl Y S ,
, 7 x 7
ItP
Ntraw- ti m
a 1 - otVAII T T I TI1TDTA OTTtrfT
saiyio
nun k tai.'T Tirr a I
.,
K. 15. TAYI.OIC,
? WITH
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS, ,
North Fast Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia l'ui
JJOA U, M
, McCOXKEY A CO.,
Successors to
VM. Ar. PAUL & ('().,
WHOLESAl.B
BOOT AND SHOE ,
WAIlEHOUyE,
C .'S Market St. and t!14 Cominorce bircct,
Pliiladclphia, Ponn'ti.
WHOLESALE
January 1. ISOft.
l.LOVD, 8UITLEE, & WALTOX,
, WHOLESALE
il AUDWAUK HOUSE,
.i.i
No. 625 Market Street, .
.
llillftlclihla.
Fhiladelpliia Advertisements.
BANKING HOUSE
DP
Jay Cooke A: Co.,
' If! AND 114 SOUTH THIRD STREET,
Philadelphia,
IIKAJ.IJI'.S IN ALL
! (,;CVEItN3IEXT SECUKIT1ES.
&UI .l-aO: Wanfcrt
IN KXCHANGH rou new.
A LIBERAL DIFFERENCE ALLOWED.
. ('(tmpnuuil Interest Xotcs Wanted.
. INTEREST ALLOWED OX DEPOSITS.
: ,T COLI'CTIONS made 6TOCK3 bought
and sold on Coiumtaslon.
I-t?" SPECIA I, tin !ne?s accommodations ro-
!. If. llVSSKLIu,
No. Nfirlti .ht!i Street, opposite Commerce,
PHILADELPIILV,
i finportci' ftml Dealer in
FINh WATCHES,
French and American Clocks,
GOLD JEWELRY
SILVER-WARE.
tfl.l'.ii'tieiibn aitentii'ii paid to Fine Watch
ami Cluck KcpairiiiK.
-.-ent for PTKVKNS PATKNT TI'KI.'KT
CLUCK, the best and elieapest Turret Clock in tho
Lnit"it States.
Impili les liy mall for information rppardinR
C'Iii"ksor Watches will be elireilnily answcriid.
l'hiladelphia.llilnlv
WH. II. KENNEDY,
vrJTII
Ilo-aes jyhill A' h!!it3lr.
I Tobacco, Scfai's', tC'c,
' .No. .11 MAItKliT STIiKKT,
J I-IIITjADKKPIIIA, A.
I e- A full stock of the Celebrated MoMTPli Xa
; l r. always on hand. 1 32 lylu
j W. B. rv'lETCALFE,
. ' ' V.ITH
James llusticl & Co.,
j Wiioi.i:bai.u Dkalers IN
I Tobacco and Cigars,
! So. 11, South lvonl Street,
i Philadelphia.
Await f'r Celebrated Star NaNy.J 4 22 ly
v. e. kk;iit v nitons,
i Wholesale Pcalers in
: F I S H ,
! : AM) .
111 Suuili liclaware Avt'ime,
! J'clow Clicstiint St., .
i ; I '11 LAD PL PNTA, PA.
Agcnt.s fur
( dllliis, (.iediii'H & t'o's Canned l rulls.
Villi
. A. B. Cunulnghuni. J. II. Lcwura. J. S.Gleim.
;- Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
' w w
WllOI.ESlT.R DKil.FKS l-J
Tobacco, Segars, tVc,
1 Ml. 1. XOIiTll FIFTH STItKliT,
. Eaiii,Aii:i.flii3A.
1 . u2ol0
W. A. Atw'Ood.
Isaac W. Ham k
"r. . , ,
A'i W 001), KAXCK iV CO.,
Commission ' . 33orolials.
Wliclcvile 1 icalers jiuiU kluds til Pickled and Salt
I? I IT ,
No. 2IU Xoitli Wharvi", above llace Street,
ator.mli .. PHILADELPHIA, l'A.
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
''' Wholesale i rovvrn,
'(jojr.M IHS (). .Mi:i::ii a'Nts
No. 120 AUCII STIIKKT,
I'UUadetphla.
Mf The sale of Fys, Seeds, Cralu ami Wool
u Kiit'ciully. ::l
JLi- Please send for a Circular. is
For tlio Farm and Garden1! .
'prim tiiioi.M) hom:,
' M. J " I I t I'llOHl'lI.VIEOI 1.I.V1K.
, A MM A I. COMl'OST, 1 '
: . ami
i itiiFND 1'i.A.vna;,
Mil i u I : i l . 1 1 . -.1 hv the llarrl'.biil'Lf Fertilizer ( inn.
.'l"'.v. llar.rWmrK, Pu. For sail by
. ir. pick i s s. into.,
NcvK)it, P.i.
.'.(. i a
IIEXJIV T. HETjMUOTjD'N j
OoxiipoiiiKl iriiiili
EXTRACT CATAWBA j
GRAPE PILLS.I
Comjmtrnt Pmi.i Fluid I.'.rlrin t Rim-
l'irh and Fluid Ih trai l CiUhk
. ia (Iropr. Ji'.tCf..
Poll I.UF.Ii COMPLAINTS, .1 ACNDlcF. MI.
lOI'H AFKKCTiONH, SICK, (lit M'.llVOl H
IIKADAtJHK, COSTIVFNKSS, F.ic. PI liKI.V
VHOHTAHI.Ii. CONTA1 NINO NO M KltCt: It Y,
MINKKAI.S, Olt l.iDl. lilFKKIl'S Dill (IS.
II
Tliese Pills are tho most delluhtfully pleasant
purgative, supereedlnp: castor oil, falls, ma;cnesia,
ele. There Is nothing more acceptable to the
stomach. ' hey nlvc tone, anil causo neither nau
sea nor p'ipini! pains. They aro composed of
the finest Inirvcclicnts. After a few days' use of
them, such all lni-'oral ion of the entire KVstem
i.ini.s i!.n.i. .in i'. iii'i'.'.ii mi I .it iii ms lo iiiu iii.lh. i
or disease. II. T. llelmliold's Componnd Fluid Kx
Iract Catawba (Irape Pills aro nut suirar-eoated,
from the fact that snuar-eoal ed pills do not dis
solve, hut. pass throiicji tile stomach without (lis.
solving, consequently do not luoc lu tho desired
elleet. The Catawba Crape I'llls, helm; pleasant
In taste and odor, do not necessitate tlcH- lielng
simarcoaled. PliK'K I Il'TY CICNTS fl'.U lloX.
HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S
ltKilll.Y CONtliNTltATCl) COMIMI1M1
EXTRACT SARSAPARILLA
Will radically extertiilnnto from tho fystem
Scrofula, Syphilis, Fever Sores, Ulcers, Sore
Eyes, Soro Let;, Soru Jlo'ith, Sore Head, Bron
chitis, Skin Disenscs, Salt Itheuni, Cankers,
Running from tlio Ear, Wliito Swellings, Tu
mors, Canecroiis All'ectlons, Nodes, Pickets,
Glandular Swolllncra, Nitrht Sweats, Rush, Tet
ter, Humors of ail Kim!, Chronic Rheuma
tism, Dyspepsia, and nil ilisoancs Hint have
been established in t lie svstem fur years.
Being prepared expressly lor tho above com
plaints, its Ulood-piirlfyinit properties arc great
er than any other jireparatlon of sarsaparilla.
It tjive.s tlio complexion a clear and healthy col
or and restores tho patient to n, 6tatu of health
and purity. For purifying tho blood, removing
all chronic constitutional diseases arising from
an Impure stntoof Hie blood, and tlio only reli
able and effectual well known remedy for tho
euro of pains nml (swelling of tho bones, ulcer
ations of the throat mid legs, blotches, pim
ples on the face, erysipelas and all scaly erup
tions on the skin, and beautifying the complex
ion, 31
HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S
CONCESTHATEI)
Fluid Extract Jiiichu,
THE GREAT DIURETIC,
has cured every caBO of Diabetes iu whMi it bus
been given, Irritation of tho neck of tho blad
der nml inllnmntion of the kidneys anil bladder,
mention of nrlno, diseases of tho Prostrato
Gland, stone in the bladder, calculous, gravel,
nnd mucous or milky discharges, and for enfee
bled nml dcllcnto constitutions of both sexes,
attended with tho following symptoms : Indis
position to Exertion, Loss' of Power, Loss of
Memory, Diillculty of Breathing, Weak Nerves,
'I fcmbiiug Horror of Disease, Wakefulness,
Dimness of Vision, Puin in the Back, Hot
Hands, Flushing of the Body, Dryness of tho
Skill, Eruption of the Face, Pallid Counte
nance, Universal Lassitude of tlio Muscular
System, etc. Used by persons from tlio ages, of
eighteen to twenty-live, and from thirty-five to
fifty-five or in the decline or ehnngo of llfo i ni
ter confinement or labor pains ; bed-wetting in
children.
1$
Ilclinbold's Extract Buchu is Diurctio and
blood-purifying, and curc9 nil diseases urioing
from habits of dissipation, and imprudences in
life, impurities of the blood, etc. Superseding
copaiba lu affections for which it Is used, nml
syphilitic affection in tlieso diseases used In
connection with llelmbold's Roso Wash.
LADIES.
In many nflcctlons peculiar to ladles, tho Ex
tract of Buchu is uncquitllcd by any other rem
edy as in Chlorosis or Retention, Irregularity,
Piiinfulncss or Suppression of Customary Evac
uations, and complaints incident to the sex. It
is prescribed extensively by tho most cmmlnent
physicians nml niidwlvcs for enfeebled nnd del
icate constitutions, of both sexes nnd all ages
(attended with nny of the nbovo diseases or
symptoms.)
o
II. T.' HELMBOIJVS EXTRACT BU- '
CHU CURES DISEASES ARISING FROM
IMPRUDENCES, HABITS OF
DISSIPATION, ETC.,
In ail their stages, nt little expense little or no
change in diet, no inconvcnleuco, and no expo
sure. It canscs a frequent desiro, nnd gives
strength to Unirnte, thereby removing Obstmr.-
I lions, Preventing and Curing Strictures of the
j Urethra, Allayluff Puin oud Inllainution, so fro.
ijnent in this eluss of diseases, and expelling
I all poisonous matter. Thousands who have
I been tho victims of incompetent persons, and
who have paid heavy fees to be cured In a short
I time, have found they have been deceived, und
, that the " poison" has, by tho nso of " power
1 lul astringents," been dried up in tuo system,
i to break out in a more aggravated form, and
I perhaps after murrluge. Use Helinbold"s Ex
tract Buchu for ull affections nnd Diseases of
i tlio Urinary Organs, whether existing lu male
or female, from whatever causo originating,
i ami no mailer now long siamiing.
i 11KNIIV T. HELMBOLD'S IMPROVED
ROSE WASH
' cannot be surpassed as a Faeo Wash, and will
I be found the only epceltla remedy in every spe-
lies of Cutaneous all'ection. it speedily onull
I cntcs Pimples, Spots, Scorculio Dryness, Indu
rations of the Cutaneous Membrane, tie.
1
Full and explicit directions nccoiupuuy tlio
medicines. Kvldeneo of tlio limit responsible
I and reliable character furnished ou application,
witli hundreds of thousands of living w itness
es, ami upward of 110,000 unsolicited certitl
' cates and recommendatory letters, many of
I which am from tho highest sources, including
I eminent Plivsleians, Clergymen, Salesmen, etc.
The proprietor has has never resorted to their
publication iu Ibo newspapers ho does not do
1 this from tho fact that his urtieles rank as
Standard Preparations, and do not need to bo
! propped up by cortllleatcs.
Delivered to liny aUdrots. ( Hcrire from ob
servation. '
F-ttuhlished upward of twenty years. Sold by
Druggists everywhere. Address letters for
i Information, In eomhlciico to HENRY T.
1 1 1 ELM BOLD, Druggist and Chemist.
Only depots: JI. T. H KLMBOI.D'S Dim; and
Chemical Wurchoiisc. No. fill Himulwny, New
York, or to 11. T. HELMBOLD'S .Medical
Depot, 601 Suutli Tenth Street, Phliudeluhia,
Pa.
BEWARE OF COUNTERFEITS. Ask for
HENRY T. HELMBOLD!S! TAKE NO
OTHER. 4:;8 1vp.
HUMOROUS ITEMS.
XSf An Irishman mooting another,
asked him what had becomo of Patrick,
O'Murpbcyf" " Arruh, uow my dear
honey," answered he, " Paddy was con
demned to lo hanged, bnl saved his life
by djing in prison."
Biy A man Hontenced to bo hung was
visited by his wife, who unid " My dear,
would you like to havo the children see
you oxecutod '!" " No he replied. " That's
just like you," Mid bIic, "you never want
the children to linvo any enjoyment."
BcaT1 " What kind of pens do you sell
here, mister ?" asked a boy of a stationer.
"Wo keep all kinds, you young vaga
bond," was the rttdc reply.
' Oh, you do, do you? Well then, I'll
lake, ten cents worth of pig pens."
i2r A colored barber out, West, being
summoned to set os a juror, was, on the
usual examination, nsked. '' Are you a
voter!"' nnd brought down the house by
answering : " I'so black enough, but not
old enough."
StriT" Pray, Miss (' ," said a gen-
flemau, otto evening, " why arc ladies so
fond of officers ?"
" How stupid," replied Miss 0
" Is it not natural and proper that a lady
should liko a good offer, sir ?"
A inarblo cutter near Lockport recently
received from a German an order for a
tomb stone, with the following epitaph :
' My vivo Susan is ded ; if sho had life
till next Friday she'd been ded shust two
weeks. As a tree fall so must she stand.
All things is impossible mit God."
Keif" A youngster while perusing a,
chapter in Genesis, turning to his mother
inquired if people in those days used to
do sums on tho ground. It was discover
ed that he had boon reading tho passage,
" And tho sons of men multiplied upon
tlio faeo of the uartb."
Jtesy A young urchin bciug severely
reprimanded by his mother for saying
" hell" remembered tho chastisement,
and on tho following Sabbath when the
iiiiiusU'r, in preaching, used the word
leaped up nnd exclaimed, " liy jings 1 if
you had my mother to deal with, you
wouldn't swear that way without getting
licked, 1 know."
t$r Oat little four-year old remarked
to her mamma on going to bed, " I am
not. afraid of tho dark." No, of course
you aro not," replied her mamma, " for
it can't hurt you." ' Uut, mamma, I
was a little afraid nuce,Jwhcu 1 went into
the pautry to get a cookie." " What
were you afraid of?" asked her mamma
' 1 was afraid 1 couldn't find tho cookies.'
jtsT" An editor who was evidently in
sane or had a strong and vivid imagina
tion recently got off tho following appro
priate item, if true :
I had a dream the other night,
When everything was still :
I ilrcameit that eacli subscriber
C'amo in and paid his bill.
Each wore a look of honesty,
And smiles wore round each eye,
As they handed out tho coin,
Saying, " llow is that for high?"
&uf A physician, who is something of a
wag, culled on a colored Baptist minister
and propounded a few puzzling questions.
" Why is it," said ho, " that you aro not
able to do tho same miracles that tho
apostles did '( They wero protected against
poisons und all kinds of perils ; how is it
that you are not protected iu the same
way?". The colored brother responded
promptly : ." Don't know ubout that, Doc
tor. ' I 'spect I is. I have tookeu a
mighty sight of f trong medicines from
you, Doctor, and I is alivo yet."
ter A laughable scone, says tho Ma
quota (Iowa) Excelsior, occurred in the
C'linton county district court, the othor
day. A well-dressed young man from
the rural districts was summoned by tho
sheriff for a juror. He objected, but it
was no use, tho oTicer of tho law said " in
the name of the State of Iowa you are
hereby commanded," and he must come.
Upon entering the court, tho young man
stepped up to tho judgo und whispered
in his car. Tho judgo smiled nudibly,
and remarked to tho court that the young
man had u marriage license in his pocket,
and that o detention ou tho jury would
spoil tho wholo nftuir. Amid shouts of
laughturo, tho prospective head of a
family was excused.
t&" Tho worst joke, says an exchange,
that was over perpetrated on scientific
tneu took placo recently at Louisiana,
Missouri. A man was sick with rheuma
tism, or something, and a fellow went
around to tho doctors and professors and
things, and told them that it was tho
quccrcKt ease on record. Ho said tho
man had uo feeling. You could stick
pins in his body all over and ho paid no
uttention to them at all. Ho was perfect
ly numb. So tho doctors got together
and called on tlio sick ' man to experi
ment. All arrived with pius and needles
nod bodkins. Tho man was ablecp and
they got around him, and each one stuck
a pin in tho patient. Tlio sick man
rolled over and looked at tho crowd, and
thought they hud ennio to dissect him
so ho took a chair in one huud aud a bed
post in tho other and drove tho crowd
thuuec. They were around several days
afterward with their heads tied up, look
ing for tho man who said tho sick man
had no feeling.