I)c tmc0, 3im Bloomftclir, 3a. Fliila1c1)1iia Advertisements. SOWEK, BARNES & rOTTS, Ilooltscllers & Hint loners, And Dealers in CURTAIN AND WALL-PAPERS, Nos. 5:;0 Market and 523 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. . Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and Brooks' Arithmetic. Also. Itnliert' History of tho United States, FoUou's Outline .Maps, &c. IS Ij A X K i:on Always on liand, and inado to Order, rjlt MILLER & ELDER, Itooksellcrs and .Stationers, JSLAXIi ItOOK MAXL'FA CTCRERS, And Dealers In WINDOW CURTAINS AND WALL 1AIEK, Xo. -100, Market Street, 31 PHILADELPHIA, PA. CHARLES & CO., Wholesale Dealers in l.Jipoi, J4si'h, Sc;.. Nns. GO, 32. and 31, South Sixth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. . tstfc, Paper anv Size. Wek'ht, Color and Quality, made to order, at short notiee. Wlyll THIS FLUID is warranted EQUAL to AltNtl.irs, and is sold at inueh less priee. 'Hie money will be refunded lo those buying it, If it does not prove entirely satisfactory. S3. Fur sale liy F. Aloriiiner, New I'.loomllcld. MILLER & ELDER, Sole Agents, l.'IU Market Street, 23031 l'hiladel)hla. A. L. Kaud J. E. Fueymiiie. italic & FBtiaim:? IjU'OIITCHS AND JoilUEllS Oi O ll i 11 Jl , O lilHH AND QUEENSWAltE, 301 and 303, Cherry St., between Areli it Kace, PHILADELPHIA. ID Constantly ou hand, Original Assorted Packages. 13. 0. ly 10 PUMPS ! PUMPS J FOR FURH WATER, UKU THE CEI.EMlATED CLXUMKKIt ri'JI!' Made of wild Cucumber wood, en tb'ely tasti'li's, duratilr and. wllllo. ; the euodohl-fasliioncd wooden pump, r hiu iiiaoo ny inucmncry, aim uiereiore j; , perfect and accurate in all its parts, i JlrfMi- raising an equal iimount of water. t and eostiiu: lessthan hall the inonev. )!' Easily arranged so as to bo lion- l''YPm freezing,, Vr- riii'll trial it Is a Wihm Besl and In eonstruetioii sosim- n nil one can jmt it tin and in ri'imlf. After thorough ij Best and Cheapest. iicKiiowieogea me mm i CIIAlil.KSfi. liLATCHI.KV. a. -ll.-Jt .HAMitAllLIUill. 9- Olllcc and Ware-room, Nos. Oil and fiai Filbert Street, KifinilS PHILADELPHIA, PA. iThese Pumps can bo ordered of tho Manu facturer, or V. .Mortimer & Co., New lllooinllehl. John Lucas & Co., 3$, Sole and Horn - -tr Alv', . J- MANUFACTUHKHS OF THE IMPERIAL FRENCH, PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Pure Willie Lead and Color MA NL'FA vri'RERS, Nos, Ml and 113 North Fourth St., Philadelphia. LLOYD, SUPPLEK, & IV ALTOS, WHOLESALE II A IU) WARE HOUSE, Ni. 625 Market Ktreet, Philadelphia. mm rhilrtdeliiliia Advertisements. WRIGHT & SIDDALL, ' Wholesale Druggi sts, AND DEALEltS IX Patent Medicines, 110 MARKET STREET, NEAK FRONT, Philadelphia, Va. A1TI.I, STOCK of nvcrthlmt eonneeted w ith the business, of the best quality, and tit very lowprlees. A good location for business, with a ow rent and light expenses, enables us to offer In ducements to buyers, and makes it worth their i while to give us a trial. i i Philadelphia, 3. StT. SAVJ2S LAISOBE ! Saves Time ! -yAiNiiidirr & co's Labor-Saving Soap Will bo found tho best In use. Willi this Soap washing may be done with half the labor required when any other Is used, and tho saving In wear to clothes Is really astonishing. It will cost only Fit teen Cents to try It, and alter that you w ill use no other. - For sale by all (irocers, and by F. Mortimer, New lilootnlleld, 1'a. 317 ' Wholesale Dealers In Carpets, I Oil Cloths, i Shades, 1 Brooms, j Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding', Twines, &c, j And a line assortment of : Wood a ekI Willow Ware, No. 313, North Third Street, rhiladcljdiia, Pa. January 1, lSi'.O. John Shatrner, Jr. K. S. Zlegler. 'J'hco. Rumel SlIAFF.NEIt, ZIKULEU & C0., SllC'COSSIil'S to HIIAFFNEK, ZIKdl.KIt & CO., Importers and Dealers In Mohiiery, (tlovrN, JStMion.s, Ktisjteiileii's, T n n E A I) S , C O M li s , and every variety of TRIMMINGS AND FANCY GOODS, io. 31, North fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for LancuHter C'omOn. BAllCllOFT & COT, Importers mill Jobbers Of Staple and Fancy DltY - GOODS, Cloths, Cassimcres, Blankets, Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c, Nos. 40'. and K'7 MARKET STREET, (Above Fourth, North Side,) Philadelphia. W. F. liOIILF.IC, JOBBEU IN Hats, Caps, Furs, AND Jf4 1 1 SI W - Cjt 1 H 153.N011TII T1IIUD BTUEET, SOlylO PHILADELPHIA. W. If. I'li'Eii. W. A. Omiisos. W. II. ll'lOlt Sc. CO., JIASITACTl lllIUS Of Trunks, Valisca, Travelling Eagc, UMBRELLAS, &C, No. 40 North fourth Street, (In Merchants' Hotel liuildlng) YULLAiniLVMA . SOLID SOU! I.F.ATliiat TltUNKS A SPIC C1A1.TV. UHlyHI S. J5. 'i'AYLOIC, VITII WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North Fast Corner of 2nil and Arch Street'.', Philadelphia Va W. W. I'uul. D. J. Hour. ii. i.. iiood. A. Trimble. WM. W. RAUL & CO. wiioi.esa'i.e BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, 023 Market St. und 014 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Penn'a. W GROCERS January 1 , 1 SCO. Philadelphia Advertisements. a. W. It l SHELL, No. 22 North Sixth Street, opposite Commerce PHILADELPHIA, Importer and Dealer in FINt WATCHES, French and American Clocks, COLD JEWELUY AM) SILVER - WARE. til). Particular attention paid to l''ne Watch and Clock liepairiiig. -Agent for STKVKNH' PATKNT Tl'IMtKT CI.IK'K. the best and cheapest Turret Clock in tho United States. Iminiriesby mail for Information regarding Clocks or Watches will bo checiiuily answered. l'hiladelphia,.:',iniv I), lliller. T. ltlehei't. C. II. Miller MILLER, RICEERT & CO., SL'CCESriOUS TO (iltAYP.II.I. & N i:VCO.-M Kit. Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers In II ATS, CAPS, EUIIS, STKAW.(JOOIW, A-e., No. 3-10 North, Third Street, 2d Floor, PHILADELPHIA. 4 11 ly 10 WM. H. KENNEDY, WITH SSeinjthill & Chandler, DKAT.KIIS IN Tobacco, Hcgars, &c, No. 222 MAllKICT STIiKET, I'll 1 1. .YDEI-l'IIIA, 1'A. " A full Slock of theCeh'brated MuNlTUlt N'A vv, always on hand. l sj. li lo W. 12. METCALFE, WITH James llusscl & Co., AVllOI.ESALE DKAI.I'.liS IX ! I Tobacco and Cigars, No. 11, South f ront Street, Philadelphia. 3- Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. J 4 221y Whulosiilo )e!ilci'M ill - F I S II , CllOOHO AND li,oviHioiiis;9 111 South Iicliiwitre Avenue, llulow Chestnut St., PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Collins, (ictldcs & Co's Cuunctl Fruits. inutf A. 13. Cunningham. J. II. Lcwars. J. S.GIeim. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., Wholesale Deai.eus in Tobacco, Scgars, &c, NO. 4, NOIITTI lTl'TII STltEET, VI!BI.ACi:i.liaiA. ssaio Jiooks t Hooks! BooL s ! PERKINPINE & HIGGINS, w xorth yo uiirn street, I'hilaileljiliia, KKV.V CONSTANTLY ON HAND a roll supply of the latest and best I.iiiiiaky Hooks from lliii leadlnn Societies and ruhlishers. Wo make our selections with ureal care, anil (roarauteo tho moral and reunions character of tho books, cheer fully exclianuiiii; any that may not be satisfactory, selling at I'ublishei s prices, and, w herever practi cable, making liberal discount to Schools. j- A full assortment of MUSIC HOOK'S. Sjllcr, Qiiexllnn and I'fson Hook . Mnit, Mnl. til, Ri Ktird (Urdu, lilitckUoardt, Jilhle Jiivlinn urlen, Utrtijirtile Illanks, Lilmirn Hi'iihtvn, ScrretarkiC ami Hiiin-rlniemknt' JliKikH, MotUn'x, Scripture n;. 'cs, InitinL Clan Munti'd.t. and everything new anil useful for Sabbat h sehool use kept on hand or supplied lo order. Wo have lieeu cuuaKeil in this special branch of business for years past, and have aciuired an exiioricnce which ue I lii ii k our customers unifm inly llnil 1 1 1 -ellclal to their Interests. A Descriptive and Illus trated Catalogue, eiiulalnliiK names and prices of several thousand volumes, sent free tunny address on application. l'hiladclphia, April 5, 1870. W. A. Atwuoii. Isaac W. IUnck. AT WOOD, RAM'K k CO., C'oniiuissioci 3Iei'ehan(s, AM) Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of I'lckicil and Salt IP I S II , No. 210 North Wharves, above Itace Ktreet, 34O0in(l PHILADELPHIA, PA. PATTERSON & NGWLIN, Wholesale (jroeei'N, AMI C 0 M M I S S 1 O X 31 : 11 C II A X T S No. 120 AltClI KTTIHKT, 1'h UfKlelph Ut. Sr The salo of Hfc'gs, Heeds, (iruln mid Wool a specially. til r l'ltase send for a Circular. 43 if is xit y r. nr.LMiioLirs Coiiipomitl Xliiitl EXTRACT CATAWBA GltAPE PILLS. ComjHitcut Purls Fluid ICrirait Rlni tmrL anil Fluid E.rfiui t Catim ha drape ,uicc. I'o'lt MVI'I! COMPLAINTS. .TArNDlf'K. 11IT, lol s AIT'llCTIiiNS. SICK, Olt NKI! VOI'S IIHADACIIH. COS'l'IVKM'SS, Krc. l'l'KKlA' MiKTAIII.Ii. CON ITAININII N( I M KIM I It V, MiMUIAI.S, (Ut DKI.KTKUIOl'K DltL'dS. I Ihesel'ills are the most delightfully pleasant purgative, siipereedinix castoroil, salts, magnesia, etc 1 here Is nothing more acceptable to the Moinaeh. They give tone, and cause neither nau sea nor (rriping pains. They are composed of I he finest Ingredients. After a few davs' use of Iheni, such an Invigoralion of the entire system takes place as to appear miraculous to the weak and enervated, whether arrising from imprudence or disease. 11. T. ilclmhold'K Compound Fluid l-'x-Iract Catawba Crape 1'ills are not sugar-coated, from the fact that sugar-coated pills do not ells' solve, but pass through the stomach without dis solving, consequently do not produce the desired elleet. The Catawba Crape rills, being pleasant in laste and odor, no in,l necessitate their being sugar-coated. J-JtK H 111-1 V CKNTS PICK DON. HENRY T. HELMEOLD'S IIKiMLY CON-CENTIIATUD COMPOUND EXTRACT SARSAPARILLA V, ill radically exterminato i'roni the eystcm Scrofula, Syphilis, Fever Sores, Ulcers, Sore Eyes, Sore Legs, Sore Mouth, Soro Head, liron cliitis, Bkin Diseases, Salt Itheuni, Cankers, ltunuing- from tho liar, White Swellings, Tu mors, Cancerous Allettions, Nodes, Kickets, (ilandular Hwolllntrs, Ninlit Sweats, Hash, Tet ter, Humors of nil Kinds, Chronic Hheuma tism, Dyspepsia, and all diseases that have been established in the system for years. licing prepared expressly for the above com plaints, its biood-purii'yin!; properties arc great er than any other preparation of sarsaparilla. It n'vcs the complexion a clear and healthy col or and restores the patient to a state of health and purity. For puril'yim; tho blood, removing all chronic constitutional diseases nrlniii!; from an Impure state of the blood, and tho only reli able and ell'cctual well known remedy for the cure of pains and swelling; of the bones, ulcer ations of the throat and legs, blotches, pim ples on the face, erysipelas anil all scaly erup tions on the skin, anil bciiutifvlnu the complex Ion. 1'liICK 1'Klt BOTTLE. 31 HENRY T. HELMEOLD'S COXCENTUATI'I) Ma id JEjctract JUu li u, THE CHEAT DIURETIC, lias cured every enso of Diabetes in which it has been riven, Irritation of the neck of tho blad der and inllamation of the kidneys and bladder, retention of urine, diseases of the Prostrate Gland, stone in the bladder, calculous, gravel, and mucous or milky discharges, and for enfee bled and delicoto constitutions of both pcxcs, nttended with the following symptoms : Indis position to Exertion, Loss of Power, Loss of .Memory, Dillieulty of Ureathing, Weak Nerves, Trembling Horror of Disease, Wakefulness, Diinness of Vision, Pain in tho Hack, Hot Hands, Flushing of the Hotly, Dryness of the Kkin, Eruption of the Face, Pallid Counte nance, Universal Lassitude of the Muscular System, etc. Used by persons from the ages of eighteen to twenty-five, and from thirty-tiro to fiity-live or in the decline or chango of life ; af ter confinement or labor pains ; bed-wclting In children. 15 Helmbold's Extract lluehu Is Diuretic and blood-puril'ying, und cures nil discuses arising from habits of dissipation, and Imprudences in life, Impurities of the blood, etc. Superseding copaiba in all'cctions for wliieh it is used, anil syphilitic nU'eetion In these diseases used In connection with ilelnibold's lioso Wash. LADIES. In many affections peculiar to ludies, the Ex tract of lluehu is unequalled by any other rem edy as in Chlorosis or Hetention, Irregularity, l'alnfulness or Suppression of Customary Evac uations, and complaints incident to the sex. It is prescribed extensively by the most einminent physicians and midvt ives tor enfeebled and del icate constitutions, of both sexes and all ages (attended with any of tho above diseases or Bymptoms.) o II. T. HEI.MKOLD'S EXTRACT BU CHU CUKES DISEASES A1USINC, FKOM IMl'KUDENCES, HABITS OF DISSIPATION, ETC., In all their ptages, at littlo expense littlo or no change in diet, no inconvenience, and no expo sure. It causes a frequent desire, and gives strength to Unirute, thereby removing Obstruc tions, Preventing and Curing Strictures of the Urethra, Allaying Puin and Inllamation, so fre quent in tills class of diseases, and expelling all poisonous matter. Thousands who havo been the victims of Incompetent persons, and who have paid heavy fees to bo cured hi n short time, have found they have been deceived, and that the " poison" hub, liy the use of " power fill astringents," been dried up In the system, to break out in a more aggravated form, und perhaps after murriuge. Use Helmbold's Ex tract Hirt liu for all infections and Diseases of tho Urinary Organs, whether existing in male or female, from whatever cause originating, and no matter how long standing. PUICE $1.50 PEK BOTTLE. 1 HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S IMPROVED ROSE WASH cannot be surpassed as a Face Wash, and will bo found the only specille remedy in every spe cies of Cutaneous ullcctiun. It speedily eradi cates Pimples, Spots, Seorcutic Dryness, Indu rations of the Cutaneous Membrane, etc! PRICE ONE DOLLAR PER BOTTLE. 1 Full and explicit directions accompany tho medicines. Evidence of the most responsible and reliable character furnished ou application, Willi hundreds of thousands of living witness es, mid upward of UO.OOU unsolicited certifi cates and recommendatory letters, many of which are from tho highest sources, Including eminent Physicians, Clergymen, Salesmen, etc. Tho proprietor has has never resorted to their publication In tho newspapers j ho docs not do this from the fuel that ids articles rank us Standard Preparations, and do not need to bo propped up by certificates. I lenrv T. I I'1ii1o11'h C3oii- 1II1IO l'l't'lllll'lll ioilM Delivered to any address. Secure from ob servation. Eftabllshcd upward of twenty years. Bold by Druggists everywhere. Address letters for Information, In conlldeiico to IIENKV T. II ELM BOLD, Druggist and Chemist. Only depots : H. T. II ELMBOLIVS Drug and Chemical Warehouse. No. 6114 Broadway, New York, or to H.. T. HELMBOLD's Medical Depot, 504 South Tenth Street, Philadelphia, Pii. BEWARE OF COUNTERFEITS. Ask for II EN It V T. HELMBOLD'S ! TAKE NO OTHER. 4!itllyp. EL1S JfcvT Tho follow who wrote " Ask mo no more," was probably " full." CO Tlio clmp who sung " Ah ! " don't mingle," takes his whisky straight. " Are cats good to cat mother '!" " 01' course they aro, my sou good to cat mice." 5?" The- clmp who wrote to his folks to " Take mo homo to die," got letter, nnd concluded to remain whero ho was. C3 Tito man who sung "0, breathe no more that simple nir," wont into tlio smoking cur where the air was more mix ed. JCSTy- The chap who sighed, " Ah 1 could I teach the nightingale," has gone to teaching school in tho country as being more likely to afford him his hash. C'-7f Tho fellow who sung, " Sleep on, my lovo, sleep on," had probably been out on a bender, and was fearful lest bis " love" should awake and give him ' rats.' JCC" The man who wrote to bis lovo, " Am I not fondly thine own V found her in tho nrms of a rival one night and concluded he wasn't. The boy who was asked. "What do you do with your clothes when you. wear thcin out ?" replied, " I wear them homo again, of course, you wouldn't havo a fellow go homo naked, would you?" JDS?" A female lecturer once said, "Get married, young men, and bo fuick about it. Don't wait for the inillcnium, for the girls to become nngcls. You would look well beside tin nngel, wouldn't you, you brutes ?" JCQ A family of children in Indiana, whenever a hunter invades their father's farm skirmish tho fields in front of him and when lie fires one of the children falls, pretending to bo hit by a stray shot. Ximrod flees, and tho juveniles pick up the squirrels. " And so you have taken tho tee total pledge, havo yo '(" said one Irish man to nnothcr. ' Indado, I have, nnd am not ashamed of it, nithcr." " And did not I'aul tell Timothy to take a littlo wine for his stomach?" "So ho did ; but my name is not Timothy, and there's nothing tho matter with my stomach, bc dad!" Cs3" A lecturer undertook to explain to a village nudience tho word phenome non : " JIaybo you don't know what a phenomenon is. Well, I'll tell you : You havo seen a cow, no doubt. Well, a cow is not a phenomenon. You havo seen an tipple-tree. Well, an apple-tree is not a phenomenon. Hut when you see tho cow go up the treo tail foremost, to pick tho apples, it is a phenomenon. J5S7" This was picked up on tlio train below Xashvillo tho other day : " Miss 3Iattic i want yu to talk to mo rito off now i dont want no fooling about it. i tun in crnest about this thing now dont you bo a Frado to talk to mo for they shant no body no anything about Whot you say to mo. i want you to cum right out an tell mo Whether you Love mo good nuff for a husband or not. asi rito hero is tho place for you my dear Love." CiZr A gentleman iu Alabama writes tho " Drawer" that recently, in his town, a young man was being examined by tho trustees of the township for tho position of school teacher. One of theso offi cials asked tho question : " 3Ir. E , do you teach that tho world is round, or flat?" " Why, sir," replied the aspirant, "somo pcoplo bclievo ono thing, and soma another and I'll teach round or flat, just as tho parents please." I" Mr. Fcrgusou goes home drunk for tho fortieth time, and bis v.if'o holds up her hands with vexation and indigua tion. " Don' sa'cr word, 'Liza (hie); don' pa er word! 1 in goiu to buy a balloon (hie), b'loon." " What on earth are you going to buy a balloon, for, Jlr. Ferguson ?" "I'll tell you (hie,) 'Liza. Y'sco, they've gossomany (hie), got s'many rum shops 'round tho stnro't a fell'r (hie) I can t get homo without gcttiu' drunk. I can get 'way with a b'loou, you know. You can como to the storo an' blow it up, then you wont have t' blow me up " DfufA gentleman residing boiho miles from tho city, according to un exchange, has been in tho habit of frequently send ing his waiting boy with a buggy back homo, with tho following messago: " Tell my wife I'm caught on that d jury again." Tho boy well know, how ever, that tho 'jury' was nothing but a myth j intended to cover up prolonged sprees. Ono day Joo went to tho city after somo necessary articles. Tho boy fell in with his friends, got elevated nud tophcuvy, and pitched out of tho buggy. Tho horso and buggy arrived homo ull right, but tho boy did not mako his ap pearance until tlio next dn'. With stern countenance our juryman called tho boy up and demanded why ho did not como up nt tho proper time. " Foro ("iod, JIus Hii, I was cutched on do d jury." HUMOROUS I
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