ljc hues, Xcin Bloomficlb la. Philntlclplila Adrorllsrinriiis. SOWEIt, UAIINES & l'OTTS, ISooksrllcrM & SI i I loners, Ami Dealers in IT 72 T A I N WALL-PAPERS, Sos. S:li Market ami 5i'i jMlimr Streets, Philadelphia, pa. Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History of i ha Lulled states, Fctlon's Outline slaps fcc. ItL.Ult ItOOKS Always tm hand, and made, to Order. 31 1 MILLER & ELDER, ItooltMcllcrs anl Stationers, ltl.ASK BOOK MAS VFAWVliEHN. A ml Dealers in WINDOW CURTAINS AM) W.il.li l"AlI2It, Xii. 4:!0, Market Street, Jl BUILADELVUIA, J' A. CHARLES MAGA11GE k CO., Wholesale Dealers In Xiipoi 1 5 si $-.-, Sc., Nos. 30, fa, ami III, Siulli Sixth St reel, PHILADELPHIA, I'A. t. Paper any Size, Weight, Color ami Ouallly, made lo order, at short not h e. Itily41 rpn IS FHII his warranted IXil'Al.to Arnold's, 1 and I sold at much less price. The. money will be refunded to those Inlying It, if it does nut prove entirely satisfactory. M. For sale tiy F. Mortimer, New llloomlleld. M ILL Kit & KI.DKU, Sole Agents, m Market .Street, Philadelphia. A. L. KAi n J. K. FltKYMlHE. u u i: at ritYMiHti:. IMI'OKTRKH AM) JOIIIIEHN OK Chi llll, O lllHH A N I) QUEENSWA'llE, Ml and uOH, Cherry St., between Areli it Kaee, PIIILADKLI'lIIA. ID" Constantly ob band, Original Assorted Packages. IX 9. ly 10 PL MPS J PUMl'S ! FOIl l'l.RE WATF.K, i:SK THE t'KI.EMMTKI) iiX'Oiiiim ii;jir Made of wild Cucumber wood, en tirely tttxti triiH, tlurulilK and redoMe ; the good old fashioned wooden pump, made by machinery, and therefore perfect and accurate in all its parts, raisinK an equal amount of water, and costing less Mian half the money. Kasily arranged so as to be non freezing, and in construction hosimi- Jile that any onn can put it up and cep it in repair. After thorough trial it is acknowledged the Best and Cheapest. CHARI.KSO. W.ATCHI.KY, M4NITAI TLItl.lt. Olllee and Ware-room, Nos. tiii and n'iti Fllliert Street, Bmiil ( I'ilLAJJKU'JilA, PA. These Pumps can be ordered of the Manu facturer, or F. .Mortimer ti Co., New liloomlleld. John Lucas & Co., sole ami THE itXLV MAM'KACTl'ltKim or tub IMPERIAL FRENCH, PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Pure IVliltc Iiial ami Color MAN I FA imiiKUS, Him, 141 and Kl .North Fourth St.. Philadelphia. I L0V1), SUPPLEE, & WALTON, WIIOLKHA LB HARDWARE 1IOUSH. . K. 625 Market Street, IMillaridpIila. mi PiiUaricliiliiii Advertisements. WRIGHT & SIDDALL, Wholesale Druggists, AND DKA1.KH8 IN Patent Medicines, 119 MARKET STIIEET, NEAH FKONT, riilliiilclplila, Pa. AFCLI, STOCK of cveithiiig connected Willi the business, of the best quality, anil at very low prices. A good location for business, with a ow rent and light expenses, enables us to oiler In ducements to buyers, and makes it worth I heir while to give us a trial. I'hiladclphia, 3. 8tf. NAVI2S I, A I JOB:! Saves Time ! AINRIOIIT & CO S Labor-Saving Soap Will be found tho best In use. With lliis Soap washing may be done Willi half the labor required when any other Is used, and the saving in wear to clothes Is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif teen Cents to try It, and afler that you will use no other. ti.For sale by all (Iroeers, and by F. Mortimer, New llloomlleld, I'a. 317 (atAYieiMi v co., Wholesale Dealers In Carpets, Oil Cloths, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twine?, &c, And a tine assortment of Wood and Willow W'arv. No. 813, North Third Street, Philadelphia, Pa. January 1, I3o9. " OUlt FATHER'S llOl SE"," OH, Tim UuwUtoii AVoi-a. Uy Daniel March, 1). !., author of the popular "Night Scenes." This master in thought anil lan guage, slums us untold riches and beauties in the (I lent House, with its HloomliiK flowers. Singing birds, Waving palms, Itolllng clouds, Beautiful bow, Sacred mountains. Delightful rivers, Mighty oceans, Thundering voices, Illazing heavens and vast universe with countless beings in millions of worlds, and reads to us in each the Unwritten Word, Rose-tinted paper, ornate engravings and superb binding, "Rich and varied In thought." "Chaste." " hasy and graceful in style." "Cor rect, pure and elevating In lis tendency." "Iteau llful and good." "A household treasure." Com mendations like the above from College Presidents and Professors, ministers of all denominations, and tho religious and secular press all over the country. Its freshness, purity of language, witli clear open type, line steel-engravings, substantial binding, and low price, intmlng it the Imok for Vie. monk, Agents are .selling from 60 to 150 per week. We want Clergymen, School Teachers, smart ae. live young men and ladles to introduce the work for us in every township, and we will paylilierally. No Intelligent man or woman need bu without a paying business. Send for circular, full description, and terms. Address ZIKCLKR& McCl'ltDY, ICS. Sixth Street, Phila delphia, I'a. : or, ):'.'" Itaee, Street.Cinciunatl.Oliio; tin Monroe Street, Chicago, III.; H Is. Sixth St., St. Ixiuls. Mo.; or, lir Main St., Springfield, Mass. 4 35 4m. John Sliaffner, Jr. 1C H. Zlegler. Theo. ltnmcl NIIAEFXEIU ZIELEIt &C0., SueecSKOrs to Sll AFFNKIt, ZIKOI.HH & CO., Importers and Dealers in lIosiray, 4IV'N, SllSplll(l'M, ' ii n j:a i) ,s, o o m it s, and mery variety of TRIMMINGS AND FANCY GOODS, No. :w. North Knurl h Street, PHILADELPHIA, I'A. AyvntHj'ur lMManter t'ombn. 15AltCIiOFT & CO., Iniporters unit JoMmth Of siaiilnand Fancy DRY - GOODS, Cloths, (.'iissimorcs, Blankets, Milium, Wliiiu (iouds, lIoHicry, &c.,' Nos. tu.') and 407 M AUK KT STltl.FT, (Above Fourth, North Side,) riiiiiuiripiiiu. w. v. i4oani:it. JOUUKK IN Hats, Caps, Furs, AMU K I, 1 II V - jj I M 153 NORTH TII1KD BTREF.T, 8ljl0 riUI.ADEI.l'lllA. Philailelphia Advcrtlspiiicnts. ?r. nvssKLfj, No. North Si.xlh Street, oiiiosile Commerce, PlIILAnEEPIIlA, Initorfri' unit Drtilrr In FIN 6. WATCHES, French and American Clocks, GOLD JEWELRY AMI SILVER - V ARE. t.Tarlicuhr atlcntioii paid to Fine Watch and Clock itepalrlng. !- Agent for 8TKVKNH l'ATKNT TI KIIKT CLOCK, the best and cheapest Turret Clock ill the Lulled Stales. liuiuiries by mail for information regarding (.'locks or Watches will be cheerfully answered. Philadelphia, 4:;lulv W. AV. l'nul. 1). J. Hoar. II. I,. Hood. A. Trimble. WM, W. JAUJi & CO. WIIOI.EHAI.E BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, tWIl Market St, uiitl 014 Comniereo Street, l'liilndolphia, Pcim'a. !'. D. -Miller. T. Illekcrt. C. II. Miller MILLER, IilCKERT & CO., sua kssoiw to OliAYIill.l, ti NKWCOMIClt, Mtiiiufacliirers and Wholesale Dealers In HATS, CAPS, FURS, MTKA.W-UOODS, &., No. 319 North Third Street, 2d Floor, PHILADELPHIA. 4 11 lyio WM. H. KENNEDY, WITH Hemphill A 4 BaiiiMlIor, Iir.AI.EKS IN Tobacco, Seyai'Sf &c, No. 222 MAKKKT STIiKKT, J'IIII.AJi:L'llI A, 1A. -A full Stock of the Celebrated Monitok Na Vr, always on hand. 4 'Ai ly 10 W. B. METCALFE, AVITII James Jiussel A Co., Wholesale Diui.r.us in Tobacco and Cigars, Xo, 11, South Front Street, Philadelphia. -Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 221y Thomas Koiiu. A. J. McCoskey. ROBB & McCONKEY, 4'onimiNKioii ITorchaiils, And 'Wliiilosalo Dealers in l.KAK ANI MANIIKACTIIKKD TOBACCOS, eEGABStaC. No. Ill Nortli l'ifth .Street, (Between Market and Arch,) I'lllLADELl'JllA, I'A. 10)1 if A. U. Cunningham. J. H. I.cwurs. J, B.Glelru. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., WilOLF.flALR DfAI.l'.ltS IN Tobacco, Scgars, &t l-"9 NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STltHliT, Pnil.AOBM'lII A. suiiio W. II. J'ipkk. W. A. OnmsoN. V. It. lHICIfc At CO., MANItPAtTt'ltEltH Of Trunks, Valices, Travelling Bags, UMBRELLAS, &C, Xu. 40Xorth Fourth Street, (In Merchants' Hotel Untitling) PHILADELPHIA. . SOLID HOI.KI.KATHF.lt TRUNKS A SPK riAl.TX 4llylo N. It. TAVI.OIC, WITH WAINWRIGIIT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North Fast Corner of 2nd and Arch Street :, Philadelphia Pa WHOLESALE ..iC January 1, 16C9. Pliiladclphia Advertisements. Thomas Moohe. s. S. Weiikb. CiltKATJ.Y I.-B6JltOvjtil AND R E - F 1 T T E D ! ' THE UNION,' This line Hotel Is located on Arch Street, Between Third and Fourth Street, Philadelphia, Pa. MOORE & WKHKU Proprietors. January 1, 18(i!. V. I. llXWUT & ISIIO'N, Wlmk's'ilo Dealers in PISH, AND I 'rovimioiiH, 111 .South Del tiwarc Avenne, Below Chestnut St., PHILADELPHIA, I'A. Agents for Collins, cldes & Co's Canned Fruits. W. A. ATWOOI). 1HAA0 W. ItANCK. ATAV00D, ItANCK & CO., Commission 3IcrrliiiiifN, AND Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Tickled and Salt J? I H II , No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street, 3 40GIH6 1'lllLAVKLI'UIA, TA. PATTERSON & NEWLIN, WIboIcnjiIc ;rocoi'N, AND COMMISSION M Kir 011 A NTS No, 120 ARCH STKKKT, Philadelphia. f The sale of Kggs, Seeds, firaln and Wool a specialty, ai 4- l'lcase send for a Circular. 48 KITCHEN CRYSTAL SOAP. 1IO USE KEEP Kits will tlnd tho KITCHEN CRYSTAL SOAP A great help In cleaning their houses. It is th Original and Only Genuine Paint Cleaner nnd Restorer, and will clean more paint and do it better than any other Soap Kvr Jladc! It will clean and polish Marlde. It will clean and orlghten Fine Ilrass. Copper and all Metallo Ware, and will remove all Paint, Pitch, Tar, Urease, Ink, Varnish or any other dirt from the hands. It Is the only Sonp for cleaning Windows or any kind of KAKTlIKHN WARK. All other Soaps (hat are advertised to do the same are I MITAT IONS of our Soap, and will not compare with rill UREA T LABOJi SA I'ISU KITCHEN CRYSTAL SOAP! -Tryit and you will like It. Ask for the "kitchen Crystal Soap," and take no other. All f iroeers sell it. F.ASTMAN & DROOKK, 4:11 North Third Street, Philadelphia, fiulu l'roprii tom ami Manufacturers. ?The above Is for sale by F. Mortimer & Co. New liloomlleld, I'a. 3)13in. ltooh'ftt Hooks I Books! PERKINPINE& HIGGINS, m sou rn fo un m htbket, Philadelphia, KV.YV CONSTANTLY ON HAND a full mipply of the latest uud best I.iiikaiiv Hooks from the leading Societies and Publishers. We make our selections willi great care, and guarantee the moral and religious character of the books, cheer fully exchanging any that may not be satisfactory, selling at Publishers prices, and, wherever practi cable, making llbeiul discount to Schools. A full assortment of MVHW BOOKS. Kvlk rii, Qucntlon and ywon look. Miipt, Med oh, Urwiird Omfa, IllacMtuard, Jlititr, ltlclion arim. ifrtijtcute Blank. Library Biahlert, to'trrrtarleit and Nii)!rlntendi:nt' Bonk. Mnttoe, Ncrlpture ; tri, Jitfunt Oom Manual. and everything new and useful for Sabbath-school use kept on hand or supplied to order. We have been engaged in tills special branch of business for years past, and have acquired an eniwrlence which we think our customers uniformly llnd ben ellelalto their interests. A Descriptive and Illus trated Catalogue, containing names and prices of several thousand volumes, sent free touny address on application. Philadelphia, April 5, 18711. BANKING HOUSE Jay Cooko & Co., 113 AND 114 SOUTH THIRD STREET, Philadelphia, DKAI.rilS IN lUi ;) V KHNM ENT NECUMTl ES. Old 5-24K Wit nt (Ml IN EXCHANUK FOR NEW. A L1I1KUAL DIFFF.HKNCE 1LLOWKD. Compouud liiUrest Notei Wanted. INTEREST ALLOWED ON DEPOSITS. PtTCOLECTIONS made j STOCKS bought and sold on Commission. 1ST" SPECIAL biulncfi cconimodallon r- Bervcd for LAD1S. 81V1 HUMOROUS ITEMS. J6jT""irow tlo you define "black as your hut ?" wiys a Hclioolina.ster to one of Ilia ptipik " Darkness thnt may he folt," replied the youthful wit. - BS Henry Ward IJee.chor says that tho most gratifying ciroutnstauccs in his 1Kb was tho being kissed by Kossuth. A contemporary asks : " Tsn't this a little hard upon poor Mrs. llcccher?" nUT " Now, children," asked a school-in-spector, "who loves all men 1" A lit tle girl not four years old, and evidently not well up in tho rnteehi.sm, answered quickly: "All iiwr ta'"A New England schoolboy wrote the following "coinponition" on trees: " There are a great many kinds of trees tho apple, peach, plum, cherry, and a great ninny other kinds. I like cherry pie best." JfeS"1"! never ask a gentleman for money, said a New Kngland preacher. "Then how do you live?" inquired his friend. "Why, after a certain time, I conclude that a man is not a gentleman and then 1 ask liitn. BSsy A Wisconsin editor was called out of bed ono night to receive a subscription. After that he sat up nights for over a week,but the occurrence was not repeated. We have sat up Beveral nights to take 7v!-8eription3, which were " repeated." Sfi?" Quin, being asked by a lady why there were more women in tho world than men replied ; " It is in conformity with tho other arrangements of nature, madam ; we always kco more of heaven than of earth." fiSa?" A somewhat philosophical gentle man in a barber's shop, spoko out from his lather, " Well, for the life of nio I do not understand how tho Prussians move such immense bodies of men." "That's just what ailed Napoleon," paid the Teu tonic shaver. Jtesy A littlo six-year-old was walking with father, and passing a church, the child asked: "What houso is that?" " That is tho Dutch Church," was the re ply j " people go there to be good, so that they may becotno angels." "Will they be Dutch angels, pa?" That child should be sent to Sunday school. 8t5y It has always been a mystery to us where all the Smiths come from ; but while visiting in a neighboring city, the matter was satisfactorily explained by tho appearance of a largo sign over tho door of a factory; with tho announcement that this was tho " Smith Manufacturing Com pany." Jigy A lawyer in Connecticut, not re uiarknblo for his cleanliness of person, ap peared at a party a while ago with a roso in his buttonhole. " Where do you sup poso it camo from?" said he to a brother lawyer who was admiring it. The latter looked up and down the entire length of tho questioner, and with great delibera tion responded, " Why, I suppose it grew thcro." Jtey A " gcntlaman from Ireland," em ployed as a mason tender, procured from a spring, water for his mortar j and by dip ping a lime bucket into the spring, caused the death of two pet gold fishes. When rebuked ho drew himself up and replied: " It is tho yellow fish ye mane? Bedud sir, I'd rather havo ono codfish than tho pair of 'em." t&" A darkey returning from church was asked to givo an account of the ser mon." Well, salt, do ncruion was upon do miraclo ob de loaves and do fishes. Do minister said how der was seven thousand loaves, au' fivo thousand fishes, diwided between do twelve 'postlcs." " Well, what miraclo was thcro about that?" "Why, sah ; do miracle was dat doy didn't bust dat's my perception ob do circumstances." Jfeajr Wo met this witty and unanswer able retort in a sketch of a short trip through a portion of Ireland The writer is conversing with his car driver: " You are a Catholic, Jimmy 1" " Yes, ycr honor." " And pray to the Virgin Mary ?" " I do, yer, houor." "Well, there's no doubt sho was a good woman. Tho Uiblesay so. Hut she may havo been no bettor than your mother or mine." " That's true, yor honor. Hut then you'll allow there s a mighty difference in their children 1" jyy You may worm a fence around a wintor's supply of summer weather, skim tho clouds from the sky with a teaspoon, catch a thunderbolt in a bladder, break hurrieano to a harness, lasso an avalanche, pin a diaper on tho crater of an active volcano, hivo all tho stars in a nail-keg, hang the ocean on a rail fence to dry, put tho skr to soak in a gourd, unbuckle the belly-band of eternity, and pasto " to let" ou the sun and moon ; but nover never for a moment delude, yourselves with the idea that you cun escape that plaoe on the other side of purgatory and get to heaven, unless you pay the printer promptly.
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