ljc hues, Xcin Bloomficlb la.
Philntlclplila Adrorllsrinriiis.
SOWEIt, UAIINES & l'OTTS,
ISooksrllcrM & SI i I loners,
Ami Dealers in
IT 72 T A I N
WALL-PAPERS,
Sos. S:li Market ami 5i'i jMlimr Streets,
Philadelphia, pa.
Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and
Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History of
i ha Lulled states, Fctlon's Outline slaps fcc.
ItL.Ult ItOOKS
Always tm hand, and made, to Order. 31 1
MILLER & ELDER,
ItooltMcllcrs anl Stationers,
ltl.ASK BOOK MAS VFAWVliEHN.
A ml Dealers in
WINDOW CURTAINS
AM)
W.il.li l"AlI2It,
Xii. 4:!0, Market Street,
Jl BUILADELVUIA, J' A.
CHARLES MAGA11GE k CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Xiipoi 1 5 si $-.-, Sc.,
Nos. 30, fa, ami III, Siulli Sixth St reel,
PHILADELPHIA, I'A.
t. Paper any Size, Weight, Color ami Ouallly,
made lo order, at short not h e. Itily41
rpn IS FHII his warranted IXil'Al.to Arnold's,
1 and I sold at much less price. The. money
will be refunded to those Inlying It, if it does nut
prove entirely satisfactory.
M. For sale tiy F. Mortimer, New llloomlleld.
M ILL Kit & KI.DKU,
Sole Agents,
m Market .Street,
Philadelphia.
A. L. KAi n J. K. FltKYMlHE.
u u i: at ritYMiHti:.
IMI'OKTRKH AM) JOIIIIEHN OK
Chi llll, O lllHH
A N I)
QUEENSWA'llE,
Ml and uOH, Cherry St., between Areli it Kaee,
PIIILADKLI'lIIA.
ID" Constantly ob band, Original Assorted
Packages. IX 9. ly 10
PL MPS J
PUMl'S !
FOIl l'l.RE WATF.K, i:SK
THE t'KI.EMMTKI)
iiX'Oiiiim ii;jir
Made of wild Cucumber wood, en
tirely tttxti triiH, tlurulilK and redoMe ;
the good old fashioned wooden pump,
made by machinery, and therefore
perfect and accurate in all its parts,
raisinK an equal amount of water,
and costing less Mian half the money.
Kasily arranged so as to be non
freezing, and in construction hosimi-
Jile that any onn can put it up and
cep it in repair. After thorough
trial it is acknowledged the
Best and Cheapest.
CHARI.KSO.
W.ATCHI.KY,
M4NITAI TLItl.lt.
Olllee and Ware-room,
Nos. tiii and n'iti Fllliert Street,
Bmiil ( I'ilLAJJKU'JilA, PA.
These Pumps can be ordered of the Manu
facturer, or F. .Mortimer ti Co., New liloomlleld.
John Lucas & Co.,
sole ami
THE itXLV
MAM'KACTl'ltKim
or tub
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Pure
IVliltc Iiial ami Color
MAN I FA imiiKUS,
Him, 141 and Kl .North Fourth St..
Philadelphia.
I L0V1), SUPPLEE, & WALTON,
WIIOLKHA LB
HARDWARE 1IOUSH.
. K. 625 Market Street,
IMillaridpIila.
mi
PiiUaricliiliiii Advertisements.
WRIGHT & SIDDALL,
Wholesale Druggists,
AND DKA1.KH8 IN
Patent Medicines,
119 MARKET STIIEET, NEAH FKONT,
riilliiilclplila, Pa.
AFCLI, STOCK of cveithiiig connected Willi
the business, of the best quality, anil at very
low prices. A good location for business, with a
ow rent and light expenses, enables us to oiler In
ducements to buyers, and makes it worth I heir
while to give us a trial.
I'hiladclphia, 3. 8tf.
NAVI2S I, A I JOB:!
Saves Time !
AINRIOIIT & CO S
Labor-Saving Soap
Will be found tho best In use. With lliis Soap
washing may be done Willi half the labor required
when any other Is used, and the saving in wear to
clothes Is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try It, and afler that you will use no
other.
ti.For sale by all (Iroeers, and by F. Mortimer,
New llloomlleld, I'a. 317
(atAYieiMi v co.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twine?, &c,
And a tine assortment of
Wood and Willow W'arv.
No. 813, North Third Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, I3o9.
" OUlt FATHER'S llOl SE","
OH,
Tim UuwUtoii AVoi-a.
Uy Daniel March, 1). !., author of the popular
"Night Scenes." This master in thought anil lan
guage, slums us untold riches and beauties in the
(I lent House, with its HloomliiK flowers. Singing
birds, Waving palms, Itolllng clouds, Beautiful
bow, Sacred mountains. Delightful rivers, Mighty
oceans, Thundering voices, Illazing heavens and
vast universe with countless beings in millions of
worlds, and reads to us in each the Unwritten
Word, Rose-tinted paper, ornate engravings and
superb binding, "Rich and varied In thought."
"Chaste." " hasy and graceful in style." "Cor
rect, pure and elevating In lis tendency." "Iteau
llful and good." "A household treasure." Com
mendations like the above from College Presidents
and Professors, ministers of all denominations,
and tho religious and secular press all over the
country. Its freshness, purity of language, witli
clear open type, line steel-engravings, substantial
binding, and low price, intmlng it the Imok for Vie.
monk, Agents are .selling from 60 to 150 per
week.
We want Clergymen, School Teachers, smart ae.
live young men and ladles to introduce the work
for us in every township, and we will paylilierally.
No Intelligent man or woman need bu without a
paying business.
Send for circular, full description, and terms.
Address
ZIKCLKR& McCl'ltDY, ICS. Sixth Street, Phila
delphia, I'a. : or, ):'.'" Itaee, Street.Cinciunatl.Oliio;
tin Monroe Street, Chicago, III.; H Is. Sixth St.,
St. Ixiuls. Mo.; or, lir Main St., Springfield,
Mass. 4 35 4m.
John Sliaffner, Jr. 1C H. Zlegler. Theo. ltnmcl
NIIAEFXEIU ZIELEIt &C0.,
SueecSKOrs to
Sll AFFNKIt, ZIKOI.HH & CO.,
Importers and Dealers in
lIosiray,
4IV'N,
SllSplll(l'M,
' ii n j:a i) ,s, o o m it s,
and mery variety of
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. :w. North Knurl h Street,
PHILADELPHIA, I'A.
AyvntHj'ur lMManter t'ombn.
15AltCIiOFT & CO.,
Iniporters unit JoMmth
Of siaiilnand Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Cloths,
(.'iissimorcs,
Blankets,
Milium, Wliiiu (iouds, lIoHicry, &c.,'
Nos. tu.') and 407 M AUK KT STltl.FT,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
riiiiiuiripiiiu.
w. v. i4oani:it.
JOUUKK IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
AMU
K I, 1 II V - jj I M
153 NORTH TII1KD BTREF.T,
8ljl0 riUI.ADEI.l'lllA.
Philailelphia Advcrtlspiiicnts.
?r. nvssKLfj,
No. North Si.xlh Street, oiiiosile Commerce,
PlIILAnEEPIIlA,
Initorfri' unit Drtilrr In
FIN 6. WATCHES,
French and American Clocks,
GOLD JEWELRY
AMI
SILVER - V ARE.
t.Tarlicuhr atlcntioii paid to Fine Watch
and Clock itepalrlng.
!- Agent for 8TKVKNH l'ATKNT TI KIIKT
CLOCK, the best and cheapest Turret Clock ill the
Lulled Stales.
liuiuiries by mail for information regarding
(.'locks or Watches will be cheerfully answered.
Philadelphia, 4:;lulv
W. AV. l'nul.
1). J. Hoar.
II. I,. Hood.
A. Trimble.
WM, W. JAUJi & CO.
WIIOI.EHAI.E
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
tWIl Market St, uiitl 014 Comniereo Street,
l'liilndolphia, Pcim'a.
!'. D. -Miller. T. Illekcrt. C. II. Miller
MILLER, IilCKERT & CO.,
sua kssoiw to
OliAYIill.l, ti NKWCOMIClt,
Mtiiiufacliirers and Wholesale Dealers In
HATS, CAPS, FURS,
MTKA.W-UOODS, &.,
No. 319 North Third Street, 2d Floor,
PHILADELPHIA.
4 11 lyio
WM. H. KENNEDY,
WITH
Hemphill A 4 BaiiiMlIor,
Iir.AI.EKS IN
Tobacco, Seyai'Sf &c,
No. 222 MAKKKT STIiKKT,
J'IIII.AJi:L'llI A, 1A.
-A full Stock of the Celebrated Monitok Na
Vr, always on hand. 4 'Ai ly 10
W. B. METCALFE,
AVITII
James Jiussel A Co.,
Wholesale Diui.r.us in
Tobacco and Cigars,
Xo, 11, South Front Street,
Philadelphia.
-Agents for Celebrated Star Navy. 4 221y
Thomas Koiiu. A. J. McCoskey.
ROBB & McCONKEY,
4'onimiNKioii ITorchaiils,
And 'Wliiilosalo Dealers in
l.KAK ANI MANIIKACTIIKKD
TOBACCOS, eEGABStaC.
No. Ill Nortli l'ifth .Street,
(Between Market and Arch,)
I'lllLADELl'JllA, I'A.
10)1 if
A. U. Cunningham. J. H. I.cwurs. J, B.Glelru.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
WilOLF.flALR DfAI.l'.ltS IN
Tobacco, Scgars, &t
l-"9
NO. 4, NORTH FIFTH STltHliT,
Pnil.AOBM'lII A.
suiiio
W. II. J'ipkk. W. A. OnmsoN.
V. It. lHICIfc At CO.,
MANItPAtTt'ltEltH Of
Trunks, Valices, Travelling Bags,
UMBRELLAS, &C,
Xu. 40Xorth Fourth Street,
(In Merchants' Hotel Untitling)
PHILADELPHIA.
. SOLID HOI.KI.KATHF.lt TRUNKS A SPK
riAl.TX 4llylo
N. It. TAVI.OIC,
WITH
WAINWRIGIIT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North Fast Corner of 2nd and Arch Street :,
Philadelphia Pa
WHOLESALE
..iC
January 1, 16C9.
Pliiladclphia Advertisements.
Thomas Moohe. s. S. Weiikb.
CiltKATJ.Y I.-B6JltOvjtil
AND
R E - F 1 T T E D !
' THE UNION,'
This line Hotel Is located on
Arch Street, Between Third and Fourth Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
MOORE & WKHKU
Proprietors.
January 1, 18(i!.
V. I. llXWUT & ISIIO'N,
Wlmk's'ilo Dealers in
PISH,
AND
I 'rovimioiiH,
111 .South Del tiwarc Avenne,
Below Chestnut St.,
PHILADELPHIA, I'A.
Agents for
Collins, cldes & Co's Canned Fruits.
W. A. ATWOOI).
1HAA0 W. ItANCK.
ATAV00D, ItANCK & CO.,
Commission 3IcrrliiiiifN,
AND
Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Tickled and Salt
J? I H II ,
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
3 40GIH6 1'lllLAVKLI'UIA, TA.
PATTERSON & NEWLIN,
WIboIcnjiIc ;rocoi'N,
AND
COMMISSION M Kir 011 A NTS
No, 120 ARCH STKKKT,
Philadelphia.
f The sale of Kggs, Seeds, firaln and Wool
a specialty,
ai
4- l'lcase send for a Circular.
48
KITCHEN CRYSTAL SOAP.
1IO USE KEEP Kits
will tlnd tho
KITCHEN CRYSTAL SOAP
A great help In cleaning their houses. It is th
Original and Only Genuine
Paint Cleaner nnd Restorer, and will clean more
paint and do it better than any other Soap
Kvr Jladc!
It will clean and polish Marlde. It will clean and
orlghten Fine Ilrass. Copper and all Metallo Ware,
and will remove all Paint, Pitch, Tar, Urease, Ink,
Varnish or any other dirt from the hands. It Is
the only Sonp for cleaning Windows or any kind of
KAKTlIKHN WARK. All other Soaps (hat are
advertised to do the same are I MITAT IONS of our
Soap, and will not compare with
rill UREA T LABOJi SA I'ISU
KITCHEN CRYSTAL SOAP!
-Tryit and you will like It. Ask for the
"kitchen Crystal Soap," and take no other. All
f iroeers sell it.
F.ASTMAN & DROOKK,
4:11 North Third Street,
Philadelphia,
fiulu l'roprii tom ami Manufacturers.
?The above Is for sale by F. Mortimer & Co.
New liloomlleld, I'a. 3)13in.
ltooh'ftt Hooks I Books!
PERKINPINE& HIGGINS,
m sou rn fo un m htbket,
Philadelphia,
KV.YV CONSTANTLY ON HAND a full mipply
of the latest uud best I.iiikaiiv Hooks from
the leading Societies and Publishers. We make
our selections willi great care, and guarantee the
moral and religious character of the books, cheer
fully exchanging any that may not be satisfactory,
selling at Publishers prices, and, wherever practi
cable, making llbeiul discount to Schools.
A full assortment of MVHW BOOKS.
Kvlk rii, Qucntlon and ywon look. Miipt, Med
oh, Urwiird Omfa, IllacMtuard, Jlititr, ltlclion
arim. ifrtijtcute Blank. Library Biahlert,
to'trrrtarleit and Nii)!rlntendi:nt'
Bonk. Mnttoe, Ncrlpture ;
tri, Jitfunt Oom Manual.
and everything new and useful for Sabbath-school
use kept on hand or supplied to order. We have
been engaged in tills special branch of business
for years past, and have acquired an eniwrlence
which we think our customers uniformly llnd ben
ellelalto their interests. A Descriptive and Illus
trated Catalogue, containing names and prices of
several thousand volumes, sent free touny address
on application.
Philadelphia, April 5, 18711.
BANKING HOUSE
Jay Cooko & Co.,
113 AND 114 SOUTH THIRD STREET,
Philadelphia,
DKAI.rilS IN lUi
;) V KHNM ENT NECUMTl ES.
Old 5-24K Wit nt (Ml
IN EXCHANUK FOR NEW.
A L1I1KUAL DIFFF.HKNCE 1LLOWKD.
Compouud liiUrest Notei Wanted.
INTEREST ALLOWED ON DEPOSITS.
PtTCOLECTIONS made j STOCKS bought
and sold on Commission.
1ST" SPECIAL biulncfi cconimodallon r-
Bervcd for LAD1S. 81V1
HUMOROUS ITEMS.
J6jT""irow tlo you define "black as
your hut ?" wiys a Hclioolina.ster to one of
Ilia ptipik " Darkness thnt may he folt,"
replied the youthful wit. -
BS Henry Ward IJee.chor says that
tho most gratifying ciroutnstauccs in his
1Kb was tho being kissed by Kossuth.
A contemporary asks : " Tsn't this a little
hard upon poor Mrs. llcccher?"
nUT " Now, children," asked a school-in-spector,
"who loves all men 1" A lit
tle girl not four years old, and evidently
not well up in tho rnteehi.sm, answered
quickly:
"All iiwr
ta'"A New England schoolboy wrote
the following "coinponition" on trees:
" There are a great many kinds of trees
tho apple, peach, plum, cherry, and a
great ninny other kinds. I like cherry
pie best."
JfeS"1"! never ask a gentleman for
money, said a New Kngland preacher.
"Then how do you live?" inquired his
friend. "Why, after a certain time, I
conclude that a man is not a gentleman
and then 1 ask liitn.
BSsy A Wisconsin editor was called out
of bed ono night to receive a subscription.
After that he sat up nights for over a
week,but the occurrence was not repeated.
We have sat up Beveral nights to take
7v!-8eription3, which were " repeated."
Sfi?" Quin, being asked by a lady why
there were more women in tho world than
men replied ; " It is in conformity with
tho other arrangements of nature, madam ;
we always kco more of heaven than of
earth."
fiSa?" A somewhat philosophical gentle
man in a barber's shop, spoko out from
his lather, " Well, for the life of nio I do
not understand how tho Prussians move
such immense bodies of men." "That's
just what ailed Napoleon," paid the Teu
tonic shaver.
Jtesy A littlo six-year-old was walking
with father, and passing a church, the
child asked: "What houso is that?"
" That is tho Dutch Church," was the re
ply j " people go there to be good, so that
they may becotno angels." "Will they
be Dutch angels, pa?" That child
should be sent to Sunday school.
8t5y It has always been a mystery to
us where all the Smiths come from ; but
while visiting in a neighboring city, the
matter was satisfactorily explained by tho
appearance of a largo sign over tho door
of a factory; with tho announcement that
this was tho " Smith Manufacturing Com
pany." Jigy A lawyer in Connecticut, not re
uiarknblo for his cleanliness of person, ap
peared at a party a while ago with a roso
in his buttonhole. " Where do you sup
poso it camo from?" said he to a brother
lawyer who was admiring it. The latter
looked up and down the entire length of
tho questioner, and with great delibera
tion responded, " Why, I suppose it grew
thcro."
Jtey A " gcntlaman from Ireland," em
ployed as a mason tender, procured from
a spring, water for his mortar j and by dip
ping a lime bucket into the spring, caused
the death of two pet gold fishes. When
rebuked ho drew himself up and replied:
" It is tho yellow fish ye mane? Bedud
sir, I'd rather havo ono codfish than tho
pair of 'em."
t&" A darkey returning from church
was asked to givo an account of the ser
mon." Well, salt, do ncruion was upon
do miraclo ob de loaves and do fishes. Do
minister said how der was seven thousand
loaves, au' fivo thousand fishes, diwided
between do twelve 'postlcs." " Well,
what miraclo was thcro about that?"
"Why, sah ; do miracle was dat doy
didn't bust dat's my perception ob do
circumstances."
Jfeajr Wo met this witty and unanswer
able retort in a sketch of a short trip
through a portion of Ireland The writer
is conversing with his car driver:
" You are a Catholic, Jimmy 1"
" Yes, ycr honor."
" And pray to the Virgin Mary ?"
" I do, yer, houor."
"Well, there's no doubt sho was a
good woman. Tho Uiblesay so. Hut she
may havo been no bettor than your
mother or mine."
" That's true, yor honor. Hut then
you'll allow there s a mighty difference in
their children 1"
jyy You may worm a fence around a
wintor's supply of summer weather, skim
tho clouds from the sky with a teaspoon,
catch a thunderbolt in a bladder, break
hurrieano to a harness, lasso an avalanche,
pin a diaper on tho crater of an active
volcano, hivo all tho stars in a nail-keg,
hang the ocean on a rail fence to dry, put
tho skr to soak in a gourd, unbuckle the
belly-band of eternity, and pasto " to let"
ou the sun and moon ; but nover never
for a moment delude, yourselves with
the idea that you cun escape that plaoe
on the other side of purgatory and get to
heaven, unless you pay the printer
promptly.