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(EIjc mc0, New Bloomftcliry Pa
Booksellers and Stationers,
SOWER, P.ARXES & POTTS,
Ilooiitsellers & Stationers,
Ami Dealer In
Jos. F30 Market ami 5a Minor Streets,
t- Publishers of Sanders' New Headers, and
room' Aiiunnetics. Aisu, Robert's History of
A United stales, i'elton's Outline Maps, .e.
IS it A X K KOOBiS
Always on hand, and made to Order. 31 tf
MILLER & ELDER,
ISooItseller and Stationers,
BLANK HOOK MAN UFA CTUHEliS,
And Dealers In
No. 430, Market Street,
C1L1RLKS MAG AUG E & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers In
Nos. 30, 32, and 34, South Sixth Street,
Paper any Size, Weight, Color and Qualit
lue to uiiler, at short notice. Iuly4
rpilIS FLUID is warranted EQUAL to AiiNOJ.n'e
1. and is soul at niiieu less once. The monc
will be iciuiiileil lo those buying it, if it does not
prove euwieiy sausiaciory.
t-i'or sa.e by if. Moi umer, New Uloomlleld.
MILLElt & ELDEJl,
43U Market Street,
jeo.11 . Philadelphia,
Hanking, and Stocks.
Jay Cooke & Co.,
113 AND 114 SOUTH THIRD STREET,
DEALEKg IN ALL
Old 5-20 Wanted
IN EXCHANGE FOR NEW.
A LIBERAL DIFFERENCE ALLOWED.
Compound Interest Notes Wanted.
INTEREST ALLOWED ON DEPOSITS.
UrCOLECTIONSmade i STOCKS bought
: ud sold on Commission.
1-3" SPECIAL business accommodations re
i rved for LADIES. 8191
Glass and Queenswarc.
X. L. Kaub J. E. FitBTuiitR.
KADIS & FUYMIItE,
Importers and Jouhkhs of
China, O- L-xi s
SOI and 803, Cherry St., between ArcU & Race
ID" Constantly on band, Original' Assorted
Druysj Medicines, f e.
SIDDALL & MARKLEY,
AMD DEALER IK '
119 MARKET STREET4, NEAR-FRONT,
A FULL STOCK of evcrthlne connected with
the business, of (lie best quality, and at very
low prices. A ttood location for business, with a
low rent and light expenses, enables us to oiler in
ducements to buytrs. and makes It worth their
while to give, us a trial.
Philadelphia, i. 8U. -
John Lucas & Co.,
If AN UFACTU REUS
PURE SWISS GREEN,
While Eead and Color
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
SAVES EABSOK !
Saves Time !
AINKICI1T & CD'S
Will be found the best in use. With this Soap
washing may be done with half the labor required
when any other is used, and the saving In wear to
clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try it, and after that you, will use no
H) For sale by all Oroecrs, and by F. Mortimer,
New Uloomlleld, Fa. -317
"The Red Horse Powders"'
rjlHE BUST POWDERS in the World for
Thev will not only prevrfnt, but will Cure diseases,
and are the Cheapest, as well as the best Horse
I'owilers in-use. 1 ry them. 1' or sale by Stores and
Druggists generally, and by F. Mouti.vjeu, New
isioomneiUi ra. iuoti
Worth its Weight in Gold!
rpiIIS la what everybody who has used it says of
XESMITirS ' 1,1 XI JB EXT.
For Rheumatic Tains It will give Instant relief
ami elleeta permanent cure in a snori time.
It is also the best reiueilv in the World for Cuts.
Sinaliis. Hruises and Hums, and not only giving
prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving
any sear. All who have tried it, say no family
should he without it, for It is worth its weight in
9. Try a bottle of It ! No enre, No ray. 317
. For sale at F. Mortimer's.
D BQT1CC fnTTM I
LLOJD, SU1TLEE, & WALTON,
No. 626 Market Street)
Philadelphia A d vertisennmts."
Dry Goods, Hosiery and Notions.
BANCROFT'' & CO
Importers and Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Linens,' White Goods, Hosiery, &.O.,
Nos. 41)5 and 4(17' MARKET STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
John Shalfner, Jr. E. S. Ziegler. Theo. Unmet
S1IAFFFNER, ZIFGLEER & CO.,
SIIAFFNEIt, ZIEGLKR & CO.,
Importers and Dealcri In
TUBE ADS, C OMB H ,
and erory variety of
No. M, North Fourth Street,
Hoots, Shoes, Hats and Caps.
W. F. KOISIiESS,
Hats, Caps, Furs,
Stra w - O oods
153 NORTH THIRD STREET,
8 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Paul.
D. J. Hoar.
H. L. Hood.
wm. w-: PAUL ' & CO.
BOOT AND SHOE
62S Market St. and CI 4 Commerce Street,
Musi ca I Inst rum ents.
JJUADDUItY'8 AND OTHER
1 I A Ti O S .
Taylor Ji Furley't antl E. P. Xecdham it Son's
ORGANS AND MELODEONS.-
WM. O. FISCHER,
Genentl Wliolcsale Apent,
1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street,
3 42 6m. PHILADELPHIA
CI ItEAT INDUCEMENTS offered to Churches
X and Sunday Schools. Organs and Melodeons
for sale on monthly Instalments,
e. m. bhik;e.
No.' W North Seventh St.,
I S, T. AUGE & CO.,
Philadelphia, Pa,, J
Groceries and Provisions.
Wholesale Dealers in1
PIS H ,
I i ov i w i o 1 1 h ,
114 South ' Delaware Aveune,
Below Chestnut Ft.,
Collins, (jlcddcs & Co's Canned Fruits.
8. 15. TAYLOH,
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street",
W. A. Atwood. Isaac W. Kanck.
ATW001), RANCK & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Pickled and Salt
No. 210 North Wharves, above liace Street,
S40 6mG PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Jnnnnry 1, 1SC9.
Wood and Willow Ware.
Wholesale Dealers In
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a line assortment of
Wood and Willow Ware,
No. 313, North Third Street,
January 1, 18691
lobacco, Seyars, Cc.
Tiioma Ronu. A. J. McConkey,
ROBB & McCONKEY,
And Wholesale Dealers in '
LEAF AND " MANUFACTURED
TOBACCOS, SEGARS, SC.
Nov 13 North Fifth Street,
(Between Market and Arch,)
A. B. Cunningham. J. H. Lewars. J. S. Glelni
Cunningham,, Gleim & Co.,
Tobacco, Scgars, &c.,
NO. 408 MARKET STREETj
Buy A sel-lisli class Fishmongers.
fia?" The easiest riJo to get over A
tr Query What is the gender of a
fiiy" Mrs. l'urtington says tho best an
ecdote for pizen is nut to take the plaguey '
fif" An Irish sai!r once visited a city, -where,
he said, " they copper-bottomed
the tops of their houses with shout lead."
2?" When Haddock's wife kicked him
out of bed, he Said, " Look here, now, if
you do that it will be likely to cause a
coolness iu the family."
JttsjT What uuiiual has the greatest
amount of brains?
The hog of course, for he Ikvs a hogs
" Which can travel tho fastest,
heat or cold r"
"Why, boat, you dunce ! Can't any
body catch eoid '."
TtiS A bachelor seeing tho words,
' tianiilies supplied," over the door of a
'np, stepped in and said lie would take
wile and two children.
J6w W hy are good husbands like
liecause women knead them and be
cause they are tho iiotfor of society.
fci)1" ' I tell you what, bir," said a
Yankee of his opponent, "that man
Ion t amount to a sum in arithmetic ; add
lim up, and there is nothing to cany !
JE,a"A fanner being asked if his
horses were matched, said, ' Yes, 'hey
ire matched lirst rate, one ot them is
willing to do all the work, and the other
is willing he should."
JCSir Ifave you ever broken a horse 1"
inquired a horse-jockey.
"JNo, not exiietiy, iMinou, "but 1
have broken thive or four wagons."
We know that man.
ftv.y Au Irishman recently soliloquized,
V hut a wante of money to be buying
mate, when you- kuow the half of it
is bone, winle you can spind it lor whis
ky that hasn't a bone iu it."
JCf'iF" Does the razor take hold well?"
nquired a darkey, who was shaving a
gentleman from the country. " Yes," re
plied the customer with tears in his eyes,
it takes hold lirst rate, but don't let go
worth a red ceut.
Sf YTou've destroyed my peace of
mind," said a detiponuent lover to a tru
" It can't do you much harm, John,
for 'twas an amazing small piece you had,
any way," was the quick reply.
ficg,, A young divorce-seeking colored
woman of Cincinnati, pleaded her own
case as follows :
"Judge, I can't love dat dar nigger;
ho kicked me in de ribs once till ITS loos
ened all my insides."
Stiff" An affectionate backwoodsman's
wife, who looked on while her husband
struggled fiercely with a bear, said after
ward that it was tho only fight she ever
saw in which she did not care which
H"VA Scotchman: 'went bnco to a law
yer for advice, and detailed the circum
stances of 'the case, " Have you told the
facts as they occurred ?" said the lawyer.
" Aye," was the reply, " I thot you wad
put the lies into it.
Bay Out in Portage, Wisconsin, a Jus
tice of tho Peace married a couple tho
other day; tho next day, meeting the
bride, she asked him " who that fellow
was she married f lie had run off with
her watch and money, and she wanted to
know who ho watj bo she could follow
J8 " I would not marry an Eastern
man if I had to live au old maid all the
days of my life," exclaimed a buxom
" Why not?" demauded her astonished
" JJecause every . paper you pick up
contains an account of the failure of the
Kay A merchant in ono of our north
ern cities, lately put up un advertisement
in a paper, headed : " J3oy. wanted."
the next morning he? found a bandbox
on his door stop, with this inscription 1 on
tho top " How will this one answer 1"
On opening it he found a fat, chubby
looking epecimon of the article he want
ed, warmly done up.in flauneL