' 'OTWfwri mW5Mr-H vs -V7.T V ' " :RKvFv V (iV ii.j1:"r,i I s- av;;. vnytei : PUBLIC LTiJDGBRr-TPHIEABEEiPHia:," MOTOftl V '!' - SEPTEMBER H" 1918 v.. v . k "m t' ftt , i VIZ1! , .1., I" 4 A PAGE OF FUN FOR YOUNG AND OLD TO REMIND ONE THAT LIFE IS NOT ALL SHADOW (THIS TAOK 18 rCM.T PROTECTED BY cnrYRtniiT) The Young Lady "Attot the Viy.'.S TJ5T GUMPS A Letter From Min Jfy SIDNEY SMITH fovyrlitht. lnls. by The Tribune Co. A. UfcTTEfe. FRQvAMMr LONESOME fOR. -qo - ? AM I L.QNESOIAS-? SAT-TMt tSEAD S.EA VNAS A CARNIVAL Be&IM;Ynij, VA"VE BEEN A.WAV OOR ou AW DARUNGr An&Y- &0 1-OMGt NOW- l T 5EEN& A6rES- LONE&OrAE 0J COOUSH BOV TO RUM NNAN UP IN THOSE WOODS BV YOURSELF I SUPPOSE OO'fe HKSIN PLACE- vnwen I EENV(6wA&0fV CTCHNfit ALLTHO.SE BlCr FSM ou WRITE A&OUT AND NAME NOtlMtTO TNlNkOFNOURVAJIFE- " TWNKTNERE-& ACROvsiO CNASIN fcr ME - A CRICKET SOUND LIKE ACNOlfe - THE And NOVvl Ai& WVI6S yoo - CHsneR.vrvKrrs F 1 SHNf H ...ill F f B AAlkM THE 1 V mini echo ;i IN THOSE PINES -StCRCTLN - hvnm& wishes ne.vwas. back ANI N.O LETYIV Sinc To &E;E HS PPA SOWER- BOTH CCHO OF fA-f VOICE S AENV V VOU THE LEAST ut TNt fWOR M0Nt5CK. rOR anr l.oneconEf-o me VOO DEAR? l iu w. r wj ra. na ririiM NJrr-n V 7 V. V SHMT V r n.. i i-A. Y T" AT LAST rvAiu wmwES'l Ready to Do Her Honor London Opinion. (A Kenernl order slates thai naval olllcerh are to Ralulo ofIIcr of the W. R, X. S. who are their aenlors in rank, such salutes to be returned by bowing. , Sub I say, let's go back and give her another salute. Not Much Light Pearson's Weekly, Beggar (receiving a shilling) God bless you, sor, an' may ivery hair on yer head be a candle to light ye to glory. Donor (removing his hat Thank you, my friend. I'm sorry the Journey won't prove a torchlight procession. . im - i ' "CAP" STUBBS Shamefully Swindled Enow you sr S MTCRNOON- SOrMgHr JKKU, ANtJ J'U.'Wr5&. ? titN(r yoo 40wt LaJV V. b (' PETEHe Won't Have . n; l- 1 i "Ttl f T - A VAVOT 1)0 VOOTMlWVt OF - f 1 comes TV J Yy&Zil VsMm wew FAJW- tjUUS OWCte.PETfc.YW L , ,r j. Crofs Purposes The Tatlrr. Smallone I'm working In the ploret. I suppose I'm too small for the front. Tommy Yes, you wouldn't be" any use there. Smallone I meant the front of the shop. The Forre of Habit The Ujtander. The Major (reading the lesson) Here beglnneth the second chapter of St. John As You Were! St. Luke. ft IPROm OUC MANHl90IN si v Anything to Put Into Them, Anyway HOW DO YOU SUPPOSE THE FUEL ACT LIKE THIS? -:- In the Cafeteria "This steak isn't half cooked!" "That's nothing new. Well-done meat Is rare here." Cornell Widow. V ?Ud PiiACE WHEN I 0U6HTA l.ll j ( 3B pMm III Bar 6te " iHcfws twoJts : , BOARD 'S GAS -SAVING PLAN STRUCK THE BIRD WHO USED TO -:- -: By FONTAINE FOX Why ooncha put IN A CHOFES UNIFORM B DONE WITH )T ! SUMDAY AFTFVNO0N 3UNDAY AfTZRHOOH 1 GOTTA OKlVE YOU OUT SOME PJbACE WHEN I 0U6HTA ipc rrTis Pride Question What is a self-made man proudest of? Answer His maker. Cornell Widow. BwE'W OWN' SWlAij)5 V II C V..' a. - - " OH -PETev A V TA i T.EAB- I MEAt A .) ( ) " Mm The Heu ac r - I y i Havit v Pockets 1 ' p JtJJLII l v, f is J - i -Jllliffl HVERY rOOU The Talking Machine "Have you iee my new talking machine?" "What, married aRain?" Cor nell Widow. WHERE'S VJ"" : "fa3ii!rJLi SCHOOL I) H'S rrr&rzvTF? tm cJoWootK wy aa fnan wik a ni Wisdom of Philip Space 4 What docs he seek In such hurry? Well. I don't know ; and you should worry. Yellow Literature The Shopkeeper Well, sonny, what do you want? The Small Boy 'Arf a pound o' yeller soap, please, and muvver says will you pleaso wrap it up In a Rood love story. Pearson's Weekly. TH', sM?, ,- HHD 3 W 11 ' II P I il'llil lM2tLSiKEBr L3QtySysStaBtit WmnJmilatiJ&sSL mXZG&&&Mitr mm . I im&tmr m,. jr.. & i Wmm. 4k1S Urn i II IC2JrnlfV'I' I -" UJlKVE9BKHJHSbISSfirA. WMJl ' r &. -. fc. V "5 mf i-! lil I nc L.ITlIvOii "Pa& ItATHtHcl I fl J!S mfrm. By DWIG v.. r ML How itahin Is St -Mil W no y i i i-) M fiJ ?-iaM j-t .J Clulis Were Trumps Iilfan. ' Her HcaMtn I'retty HruneUp of Sfveiiteeii--May I he married mamma? Astonished .Mother Married! For what reason? T'retty Brunette Well, mamma, the children have never seen a wedding and I think a marriagi might plcasi' them. - Pearson's Weekly. Bll EDWIN A By C. A. VOIGHT j kin vSB8y I . ..uu.tK taut' UCIU.1.4 t.i. ttt -ay a one slinuld practice drcp lrintlilriK every day. Inflating not only (he lungs but the whole dla-Krnm. Slim Diet London Opinion. Ifootmuker Yvell, captain, I'm Kind to see you hack : and 'ow did yu And the last pair of bopts t made Sou? Captain (an exchanged prisoner from CJermany) Oh, the beBt I 'cr tasted. Luck Iindon Tlt-Dlta. "I'm In hard luck." ."Why?" "I told Belle she was the first, girl I ever lo"ed and she said she couldn't waste time training ama tours." -i, "Hard luck? That's the best of luck." ' -' Well, It Looks Like a Football ,r. Y London Opinion Small Sport (to Allotmenteer tak ing home pumpkln)-r-Wot time d'yar kick off, Mlstert fc A Red Crot9 -IVnnylvanIft Punch BovU MOVING PICTURE FUNNIES Cut out thu picture on al 'tqir.f-'i ' eli'es. Thrn 'cnrcfuhy fold dottaia'i ! eli'es. Thrn ' en re fully fold aottM'' Hue 1 Its entire length'. 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