CM ''-' a- 4 , & , p k& .-i )istwi m EVENIN& LEDGER-PHILADELPHIA, WEDHESDAY, OCTOBER &, 1917 IICPAPPLI Wit and Wisdom of a Busv World Garto t 'i THE W0MEN AUE STILL CARRYING THOSE GREAT RIG KNITTING RAGS WHEN THE CHRISTMAS Kr SEASON APPROACHES - DEPARTMENT sr , X STORE ' i bettcrY" 5P XC 00' $3 The World will, jS $ CERTAINLY SEEL SOME .v'K ' c TALL AND UOFTY 0 "V SHOP-LIFTING $ &$F- ' '' xH; 7 ,.. E5?-." - fer ' S llj- ns- POXTAIXH FOX (CoprlcM ) Boardwalk Gossip OSS London Opinion. "Bertie swanks a lot since lie pot hH commission, but his father was only a fisherman." "So that's why he talks so much about his 'ancestral hauls.' " i: just Depends mmA& i VkVL.tt-iHi ' I'? UU Tlis Faaainc Show. "One grandmother! Is she on your mother's side or your father's side?" "Well, sir?' sometimes she takes mother's part ami sometimes father's, but generally she's pretty neutral!" THE PADDED CELL ) HE-S A STA OLb BANKER. Dl6AHTr'S HIS MIDDLE NAME s I But Tomgwt Siwi r Jem&K y ( THeResToF NV X J- -n , Trie tTfeAR IF ) y r- - r I he'd smile mcx. wee-? ,) rh cO-i he'd HA.ve asim W&cSJ va OV 0,t Hlt CdNOeHOJ A New Proprietor "So you own your own house, Wig gins?" "N'o." "Why, you told me so last month " "Yes. We had no cook then." Browning's Magazine. SCHOOL DAYS 1 )HslBl mmmmmmmmwm iMmmm'ztgH:-'-? The Young Lady Across the Way The young lady across the way says General HlndenbUrg looks pretty brutal In his pictures and, she Imagines he's about the worst of the Hohenzollerns. "Unless" The convltted man had Just re celved his sentenco and was being led out. ".Poor man, Is there anything-1 can do for you?" asked a sympathetic ' woman from the audience. "No, mum," said the prisoner, "un 1ms you'd like to do Utta Nm-w yn." llann) In St Joseph 1M0 ) Xews-rrcss "SAY, REMEMBER I'M HERE!" Nauehton, In Duluth (Minn.) IleraW. SO, YOU'RE THE FELLOW THAT DIDN'T BUY LIBERTY BONDS From London Opinion. TOMMY'S WAR AIM: NOT TO BE CALLED FOR A YEAR Timer, in Los Anselea (Cal.) Timw. THE RESCUE Taylor, in I.oa Anrelea (Cal.) Tlmei. ANOTHER .GERMAN RETREAT Trom the Doaton Tranicrlpt. KAISER INVITES HISTORY TO REPEAT ITSELF VgloYOUR XMA5 -,:,tf.?V' .J tJHOr'PINC- tAHUT x dgri-.--::-- &$& L T r2!l r ' '.' I - .J?C ?. --fSk. . -".." MaaCS r;v,!--'5 ESSACE FROM jjssffj a. . iirnii r j n f . r a. w,"-i i N't Mrfwrr:v iL u Vm ?? ,;iCii mm 1 nsED TOO uc", J Ik ' m mk w-mmMwM VMluiar, in Ftnanclaj America, Now York Cltr, CONTEMPLATION t4JTi4Kl V ti-eBMr, In Omaha (Nab.) WwH-S-?! . -r-rmr-- - M SPIIffatrV a i t !JI.. . i'i.- &&
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