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Wit and Wisdom of a Busv World
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Boardwalk Gossip
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London Opinion.
"Bertie swanks a lot since lie pot hH
commission, but his father was only a
fisherman."
"So that's why he talks so much
about his 'ancestral hauls.' "
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Tlis Faaainc Show.
"One grandmother! Is she on your
mother's side or your father's side?"
"Well, sir?' sometimes she takes
mother's part ami sometimes father's,
but generally she's pretty neutral!"
THE PADDED CELL
) HE-S A STA OLb BANKER.
Dl6AHTr'S HIS MIDDLE NAME s I
But Tomgwt Siwi r Jem&K
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A New Proprietor
"So you own your own house, Wig
gins?" "N'o."
"Why, you told me so last month "
"Yes. We had no cook then."
Browning's Magazine.
SCHOOL DAYS
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The Young Lady Across the Way
The young lady across the way says
General HlndenbUrg looks pretty brutal
In his pictures and, she Imagines he's
about the worst of the Hohenzollerns.
"Unless"
The convltted man had Just re
celved his sentenco and was being
led out.
".Poor man, Is there anything-1 can
do for you?" asked a sympathetic
' woman from the audience.
"No, mum," said the prisoner, "un
1ms you'd like to do Utta Nm-w yn."
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"SAY, REMEMBER I'M HERE!"
Nauehton, In Duluth (Minn.) IleraW.
SO, YOU'RE THE FELLOW THAT DIDN'T BUY LIBERTY
BONDS
From London Opinion.
TOMMY'S WAR AIM: NOT TO BE CALLED FOR A YEAR
Timer, in Los Anselea (Cal.) Timw.
THE RESCUE
Taylor, in I.oa Anrelea (Cal.) Tlmei.
ANOTHER .GERMAN RETREAT
Trom the Doaton Tranicrlpt.
KAISER INVITES HISTORY TO REPEAT ITSELF
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