. i. K u m . .6- ST PICTURES TTjP f "AP ,a FRIDAY May 18, 1917 AND menger aSCRPPLE itnentng ,' f V. t. , L- 4 4' Thoto by I'nJerwuoJ l'nJrool A KAUTOIMAt si;c;i-'Tinv TU AMERICAN FARMERETTES English women hold agricultural exhibition at Shacklcford, dcmonstratl lg their ability in plowing, cleaning and harnessing horses, among other i nmerts. The Ydung Lady Across the Way -S M h jountr lady across the way says I, pi father's been pretty sick for a few da" but she's glad to say lie's ob- The Aperture Come 'omo ter me 'o did an' said (1 lorst 'li money; allpt thro' a 'olo in 'i pocket. 'Yus,' I Fez, 'hut by tho'wnv ye'rp lvnvln' nbalit It seems tn inn It's mllpt thto' a 'ole In yer lire ' " hondon Opinion. RIGHT AFTER MA HAD MADE DAI) TAKE THE REGULAR ROCKlS ORSE HACK AND GET THIS KIND BECAUSE IT WAS SO MUCH SAFf a i immwmmmm -Mm r'i -ny rxivrviNc rox. JB THE PADDED CELL 'SELECTVfE ' Yez! Ill V'oikfer o 0 a vmak, aum. r z.v j-- m d v mr ' 'V.J ,V-3. '. V Y vx I . " - ) L ?? )) J VJITH Ajft IIPAT4II5C UMOi ( Aw' NO washin' am' no' I HEATER AH JUWDAY5 J ' OPP AM' USE OPTHe. CAR OAI THOISDAY IdHTs, H I HAVE. TR AMY KEFEREWCES AAlAA : I . i j k.( 'A:mIV HAVWARti Can't Fail If you'd succeed. Tills ndag'o mind First find your woi , ) Then work youi llml - Ulti wL. r- ry CBseH' S.iturdy Journal.' "And I onco paid a MlnWn' bob tjj tee a bloke wot lived under water! Try This "Beu pardon, ma'am," said the buM ler, "but your son has Just elopejl with tho cook." "Tes, I put him up to it," repli Mrs. Uppson. "She's tho best cookl wo ever had and I didn't want to loiy her." Indianapolis Star. 9 More Than Likely SINGS AT CHAMBER OF COMMERCE LUNCHEON Miss Kathcrino AIcGinley, as a Red Cross nurse, thrills hearers to enthusiastic responso in tho "Star Spangled Manner." lint-Mind rhino OFFERS EXAMPLE TO MORE FORTUNATE SISTERS Miss Hattie Haddon, blind since her fifth year, puts tho draw strings and fasteners on mail sacks in the Government mailbag repair shop. London nritander. "Ves. mum. I were a prisoner for tliree years, mum." "But the war hasn't lasted three ears yet." "So, mum. but I were a prisoner all tlin -Bame, mum." FOR THIS HAVE WE CHILDREN! Irate Parent (ratine his nothln" but a bloomlnu fool, a Ignoramus yet. -Id. Offspring) -Ter ain't t-nt , en. e all vr aln'tl l'e learned yer everythlnc I knowed myself and yerl SCHOOL DAYS JM ym MM fwX9,j''ss. j Well.well! How do, Nellie You 1oo as . TUTtv n o- prtTosel A SCOTCH TRIO AT RED CROSS PERFORMANCE Horace R, Hood, Miss Blanche Hubbard and Charles J. Shuttleworth are the kilties who contribute to the success of the entertainment at the JJelleYuo- Stratford. HEADS ACTIVE BUSINESS ASSOCIATION As president of the Kensington Board of Trade, R. Lincoln McNeill is one of tho, busiest men in that lively 'section of tho city. Him X $& ?v i fifa i m Tnawtna rt r t io ie W ysa. llhtd my rev droM vrt che iTnodep outci Me wiiai. rWOT '', -AV:1MJ p . mm ffl- !1W . -it!&tr-ir- .l 2- un Jirc es, Sprtnp" f.erc,all7iI.! The Yankee Mind Victim What Is the matter Vhera am I? j Doctor You have been seilousljj Injured In a tiolley accident. But Cheer lln vnll will vei.ni'lr. a Victim How much '-New Tor Times. The More Delicate Sense Did you look at it in tlie slass this morning;?" "No, mother, but it eeemed aU rlgn when I felt it." New York Sun. ;ha EPIG RHYMES: Of course what Sherman said Is true, "and then some," we might state ; the pictures that War paints In blood oe scarce can contemplate. To think UPON such scenes of woe na flall .. ....... .. .- ..oun ui umuo ureeu ; xo , sing the BAcniFICER made to wrJ icmurseiess neea, would cow ards make of e'en TIIK OOIiS, TllEMi:i,VK8 of stony hearts; yet Shakespeare, to these pagan myths, a tender touch Imparts In words that Tllltotv the years aside, In words that speak today when all our land must take Its stand against the powers that prey And though the sacrifice wo make brings tears to loving eyes, the INCHNSi:, bearing Pence on larth. will Btralnl., ... ll.av.n mIha .m.rw ni'ilt-1,1 1 'Tpon sudi ".ncrlflccs the gods Ui dcivi;i mrow incense T.t.i. . K". .- . f -l . ,' " f'yl I , X ,-is. .c l . rsfcr'i : .-jsnirt f tjmM'
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