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A KAUTOIMAt si;c;i-'Tinv TU AMERICAN FARMERETTES
English women hold agricultural exhibition at Shacklcford, dcmonstratl lg their ability in plowing, cleaning and harnessing horses, among other
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I, pi father's been pretty sick for a few
da" but she's glad to say lie's ob-
The Aperture
Come 'omo ter me 'o did an' said
(1 lorst 'li money; allpt thro' a 'olo
in 'i pocket. 'Yus,' I Fez, 'hut by
tho'wnv ye'rp lvnvln' nbalit It seems
tn inn It's mllpt thto' a 'ole In yer
lire ' " hondon Opinion.
RIGHT AFTER MA HAD MADE DAI) TAKE THE REGULAR ROCKlS
ORSE HACK AND GET THIS KIND BECAUSE IT WAS SO MUCH SAFf
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Can't Fail
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Tills ndag'o mind
First find your woi , )
Then work youi llml
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CBseH' S.iturdy Journal.'
"And I onco paid a MlnWn' bob tjj
tee a bloke wot lived under water!
Try This
"Beu pardon, ma'am," said the buM
ler, "but your son has Just elopejl
with tho cook."
"Tes, I put him up to it," repli
Mrs. Uppson. "She's tho best cookl
wo ever had and I didn't want to loiy
her." Indianapolis Star. 9
More Than Likely
SINGS AT CHAMBER OF COMMERCE LUNCHEON
Miss Kathcrino AIcGinley, as a Red Cross nurse, thrills hearers to
enthusiastic responso in tho "Star Spangled Manner."
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OFFERS EXAMPLE TO MORE FORTUNATE SISTERS
Miss Hattie Haddon, blind since her fifth year, puts tho draw
strings and fasteners on mail sacks in the Government mailbag
repair shop.
London nritander.
"Ves. mum. I were a prisoner for
tliree years, mum."
"But the war hasn't lasted three
ears yet."
"So, mum. but I were a prisoner all
tlin -Bame, mum."
FOR THIS HAVE WE CHILDREN!
Irate Parent (ratine his
nothln" but a bloomlnu fool,
a Ignoramus yet.
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Offspring) -Ter ain't t-nt , en. e all vr aln'tl
l'e learned yer everythlnc I knowed myself and yerl
SCHOOL DAYS
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Well.well! How do,
Nellie You 1oo as .
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A SCOTCH TRIO AT RED CROSS PERFORMANCE
Horace R, Hood, Miss Blanche Hubbard and Charles J. Shuttleworth are the
kilties who contribute to the success of the entertainment at the JJelleYuo-
Stratford.
HEADS ACTIVE BUSINESS ASSOCIATION
As president of the Kensington Board of Trade, R.
Lincoln McNeill is one of tho, busiest men in that
lively 'section of tho city.
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The Yankee Mind
Victim What Is the matter
Vhera am I? j
Doctor You have been seilousljj
Injured In a tiolley accident. But
Cheer lln vnll will vei.ni'lr. a
Victim How much '-New Tor
Times.
The More Delicate Sense
Did you look at it in tlie slass this
morning;?"
"No, mother, but it eeemed aU rlgn
when I felt it." New York Sun.
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EPIG RHYMES:
Of course what Sherman said
Is true, "and then some,"
we might state ; the pictures
that War paints In blood oe
scarce can contemplate. To
think UPON such scenes of woe
na flall .. ....... .. .-
..oun ui umuo ureeu ; xo ,
sing the BAcniFICER made to wrJ
icmurseiess neea, would cow
ards make of e'en TIIK OOIiS,
TllEMi:i,VK8 of stony hearts;
yet Shakespeare, to these
pagan myths, a tender touch
Imparts In words that Tllltotv
the years aside, In words that
speak today when all our land
must take Its stand against
the powers that prey And
though the sacrifice wo make
brings tears to loving eyes,
the INCHNSi:, bearing Pence on
larth. will Btralnl., ...
ll.av.n mIha .m.rw ni'ilt-1,1 1
'Tpon sudi ".ncrlflccs the gods Ui
dcivi;i mrow incense
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