; ,-v i rwiff?i tUHd.li MiHki. mWEBBtBtf . '. ' tonpr -AMD . - r.t.l SCIPPLE 'C! 10, 1917 Vii ' S.H.) -Tt U SWW-''" . M ', WI Timuiinn ife& PRIZE PORTO RICAN TROOPS, SOONTOBE CALLED ON Sfe MlKffiteiMf'A jf TO DEFEND THE STARS AND STRIPES, CROSSING THE 0oWS0Sp, WSIf$W ' &C IjllpjB' Hfr rs&i -ktlj l&WEv- This protected cruiser the Cuba represents the entire sea strcnRth f NAVAL MILITIAMAN, WITH FULL ACCOUTRE- 'llB'H "' 'DtvNVPHAPBPlBl iS. MENTS, READY TO DO REAL WAR WORK :fK'" " :;rK PIHVSiiK, 'Bl wwwnMBiiniiapHavBiinHvipiH v v ; i imwot BHaBaBaaaHqBBBHaHBHHiHppii The Younir Lady Across the Way !i H(f if J The younfr lady across ,tho way says that until recently she- hadn't heard tho word filibuster slnco she was a little Clrl and th llttlo boys used to blldo down hill that way. Learned to Loaf "What over put It Into your head that you didn't havo to work?" de manded tho stern business man. "Why, boss," responded tho lean wanderer, "when I was a younp man a rural community sent me to Congress." mnnv TAYLOR'S LITTLE BROTHER USUALLY SEES Tin-Vi FROM A BOX SO THAT SHE CAN WEAR HIS PAN.TSArtT CATCH FOR THE TEAM . 'jmm '" '! m", ' p& $ Hy rONTAJNg 1 THE PADDED CELL 9ME 12?UCH OF SPRIM6 - ( f officer! TheN STRAlT-OACKEJ' 'A "Hie-yVe beew im; I 1 7.J 'V THE SAMEL "- ' ' HAYWAts I What Could He Expectf,'! Ma. uauBhter sends you 4 1 kisses and wants a hundred inl turn. Ta A, hundred kisses? Jjjn Ma Don't be absurd, Jmtij nunareu dollars, or course. 3Iorc Satisfactory '1a : I JrjTp'.R IX l w J , ti f-i uaaKilB aaiuraay 401s "Did you know that Dr. Siwb quently accepts no fees from hlij tlents." "Really?" "Yes, he generally settles frit , heirs." Tit for Tat J'w The great specialist appr 1 prospective patient with a gU "You must take trip to a,Ti rllmatn fnr vour health." hs' "Ten dollars.- consultation? please." '? "You can take a trip to, I warmer climate for your came the answer as the man" nut'. 5.4J ,KW The Life of Trade The proprietors of two rival livery stables, situated alongside each other In a busy street, havo been having a lively advertising duel lately. Tho other week one of them stuck up on his office window a long strip of paper bearing tho words: ''Our horses need no whip to make them go." This bit of sarcasm naturally caused some amusement at the ex pense of the rival proprietor, but In less than an hour he neatly turned tho tables by pasting the following retort on his own window: "True. Tho wind blows them along!" Getting Around It Mrs. Crabshaw I wonder why the bakers haven't raised tho price of doughnuts? Crabshaw That was easy for them. They Just made the hole larger.' KNEW HIS DUTIES TOO WELL m i.SW IKim " -l -The TatliU ,,,... , .. tommanaing uracer (anxious to impress tne general wun nia nm elcncr) to Sentiv Xow then. RPntrv. what nrn vnnr nrdors? . Sentry My orders as sentry Is to take charge of this post and all flow ir.cnt property within view; to walk briskly up and down In H smart and ssldM manner; to , see that no Improper parties come In or go out of this gate, n ting a little out of breath) totake care that the adjutant's little pooan don't get away. SCHOOL DAYS f VMW' -. fltllo'. Th ctrtusi i cormnli I'll hava to tk tob- w M 2HHHI r t JTsW r jw JrrT . 1 Jx BUT' i SHBBhrvi J i4Rr I 'A w Wffim Tlfill xj nBBl'SMj.' .wlf'. ii.. - , r,.',j,v .'..,v: 1 iKa l6
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