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The Younir Lady Across the Way
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The younfr lady across ,tho way says
that until recently she- hadn't heard tho
word filibuster slnco she was a little
Clrl and th llttlo boys used to blldo
down hill that way.
Learned to Loaf
"What over put It Into your head
that you didn't havo to work?" de
manded tho stern business man.
"Why, boss," responded tho lean
wanderer, "when I was a younp man
a rural community sent me to Congress."
mnnv TAYLOR'S LITTLE BROTHER USUALLY SEES Tin-Vi
FROM A BOX SO THAT SHE CAN WEAR HIS PAN.TSArtT
CATCH FOR THE TEAM
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What Could He Expectf,'!
Ma. uauBhter sends you 4 1
kisses and wants a hundred inl
turn.
Ta A, hundred kisses? Jjjn
Ma Don't be absurd, Jmtij
nunareu dollars, or course.
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"Did you know that Dr. Siwb
quently accepts no fees from hlij
tlents."
"Really?"
"Yes, he generally settles frit
, heirs."
Tit for Tat J'w
The great specialist appr
1 prospective patient with a gU
"You must take trip to a,Ti
rllmatn fnr vour health." hs'
"Ten dollars.- consultation?
please." '?
"You can take a trip to, I
warmer climate for your
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The Life of Trade
The proprietors of two rival livery
stables, situated alongside each other
In a busy street, havo been having a
lively advertising duel lately.
Tho other week one of them stuck
up on his office window a long strip
of paper bearing tho words:
''Our horses need no whip to make
them go."
This bit of sarcasm naturally
caused some amusement at the ex
pense of the rival proprietor, but In
less than an hour he neatly turned
tho tables by pasting the following
retort on his own window:
"True. Tho wind blows them
along!"
Getting Around It
Mrs. Crabshaw I wonder why the
bakers haven't raised tho price of
doughnuts?
Crabshaw That was easy for
them. They Just made the hole larger.'
KNEW HIS DUTIES TOO WELL
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tommanaing uracer (anxious to impress tne general wun nia nm
elcncr) to Sentiv Xow then. RPntrv. what nrn vnnr nrdors? .
Sentry My orders as sentry Is to take charge of this post and all flow
ir.cnt property within view; to walk briskly up and down In H smart and ssldM
manner; to , see that no Improper parties come In or go out of this gate, n
ting a little out of breath) totake care that the adjutant's little pooan
don't get away.
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